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Speaker 1: Nicky. Here's Nicky. Hello Here, I am Nicky Laser Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I apologize for my voice. This morning I choked on

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Speaker 1: some oatmeal and now today the rest of like you know,

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Speaker 1: just it got lodged in my throat and I went

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Speaker 1: on a coughing fit and now I have a horse

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Speaker 1: throat old oat mouth. Hey, um, if you want to

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Speaker 1: see on your Marina, the singer of our theme song,

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Speaker 1: UM in New York City, you can go see her

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Speaker 1: March seventeen, Thursday at Rockwood Music Hall. I told her

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Speaker 1: i'd give her a shout out for this because she's

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Speaker 1: doing a live show for the first time and forever

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, So if you're in New York City

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Speaker 1: Rockwood Musical Stage three Thursday March, I know she would

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Speaker 1: love to see any busties who are like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: here because I love I love your theme song. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of a theme song, I wrote one yesterday for we. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I knew you would do this, you son of a bitch.

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Speaker 1: I want not only write credit production credit, and if

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Speaker 1: it goes since syndicated, I'm gonna I'm gonna someday I'll

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Speaker 1: kill you. I just want you to be more. If

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Speaker 1: you ever die. It will have been me. Just stop looking.

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Speaker 1: Listen back to this episode. I did it, y'all. I

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Speaker 1: did it. I did it, y'all, Dick, I did it.

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Speaker 1: That's how you would get to kill me for sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd get hurt hit woman. Yeah yeah, I'll need lots

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Speaker 1: of Lara and then her boyfriend will go bury me.

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Speaker 1: He'll put me on a skateboard, take me to the park. Uh, good,

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Speaker 1: good morning, guys. How are you? Andrew's been up since

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Speaker 1: the crack yep crack? Maybe five am workouts, little sunlight?

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Speaker 1: Did you really? Are you listening to Goggins? You're in

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Speaker 1: a Goggins? When's this? When's this gonna? This is gonna

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Speaker 1: be your life now? No, it's all gonna fall apart.

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Speaker 1: What did you say to me about a meme you

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Speaker 1: read that was so funny about people that get up early? Oh,

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Speaker 1: people that get up? People don't like I get up

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Speaker 1: at five am. There you're like, yeah, that's cool. You

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Speaker 1: also go to bed at seven pm. Lose her? And

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Speaker 1: that's me now. I went to bed at nine pm

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Speaker 1: last night. I know. I went to dinner with Um

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Speaker 1: Robin and Woo. Who is our She's the best we

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Speaker 1: have a funny joke going what what? Well? Who was

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Speaker 1: was the dp UM the double Penetration of Our love

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Speaker 1: the reality show? Yeah? Director of photography at our Yeah,

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Speaker 1: director of photography at um. I know I love DPS too?

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Speaker 1: What's like all I wash? DPS? What just almost sound

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Speaker 1: like you said I don't want to eat pizza? Am

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Speaker 1: I saying? Do? I don't? Okay, I should write Skins

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Speaker 1: says don't I don't like pizza? Um? Okay, So DPS

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Speaker 1: we again before we get back to woo no way

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Speaker 1: you are you like watching DPS? I had my my phase? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know. It's isn't it interesting? We go through phases

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Speaker 1: with stuff? What's your ideal? I'm up to dude, it's

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Speaker 1: not It's not good. Dude, it's not good. Would do

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Speaker 1: a guy with two dicks? I mean that would be

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Speaker 1: your dream? Then no, because they have to be like

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Speaker 1: like next you. They have to be like, you know,

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Speaker 1: apart from each other enough that they can be you

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Speaker 1: don't want like a like a splitting head turtle. Well,

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Speaker 1: there's you know, you watch a lot of poor Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. Well, there's a lot of porn

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Speaker 1: that's like d P in v versus or d P

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Speaker 1: in V and it's sometimes. I mean I've gone I've

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Speaker 1: watched quadruple where's the force too? Too? Baby mouth? But

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Speaker 1: you don't count. That's not you don't. That's called a

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Speaker 1: spit roast. You've seen a quadruple, dude, they're so I've seen.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking, when does it stop? I have

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Speaker 1: seen women that I'm very concerned about what is going

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Speaker 1: to happen afterwards to them. But it's no different than

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Speaker 1: watching a childbirth. Uh. Sometimes they just put the dick

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Speaker 1: in through a C section scar too big, they gotta

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Speaker 1: put it through this they got open, yeah, just to

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Speaker 1: do it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm thinking just a scar.

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Speaker 1: I mean they got a fully Yeah. When does this end?

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Speaker 1: That's what I That's what I want to know because

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Speaker 1: I let me just tell you something that you got

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Speaker 1: to go c section to get to the pussy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's well. I'm at a point where if there isn't

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Speaker 1: like amateur It's it wou'd be like two teens making out.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this ain't gonna do it for me. This

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Speaker 1: is not what I need in my own life. Let

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Speaker 1: me just tell you, but this is absolutely what I need.

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Speaker 1: I I won't even it's like child's play to me,

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Speaker 1: And I don't mean to bring the word child into this.

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Speaker 1: Actually a couple of ye three times when did I

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Speaker 1: say child? Oh child, child birth? Teen kissing? Oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well that those were eighteen year olds and what I said? Um,

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Speaker 1: but what's your idea? One guy in obviously, so what

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Speaker 1: holding the girl hostage. Um, well that's yeah, that's part

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Speaker 1: of the whole arrangement. That's the more figurative holding. Um.

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Speaker 1: When I like a girl that is not doing any work,

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Speaker 1: they're pulling her up. She's just being used. But she

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Speaker 1: decided drinking hand she wait, what was the song that

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Speaker 1: you guys wrote yesterday? He started talking about the song

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Speaker 1: she wrote it, and then I definitely he just goes

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Speaker 1: the eye like that one not true? Can you give

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Speaker 1: me credit a little? Min No? You helped, like say

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Speaker 1: which one? But if I was a producer, right and

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Speaker 1: you came in and you didn't know me at all

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Speaker 1: and you came OUTLP you did help. You were like,

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Speaker 1: I think that should be I say alone if I

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Speaker 1: was so, I came up with another word that rhymed

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Speaker 1: with home, that wasn't alone, and that was me. No,

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Speaker 1: you added alone before home, and then you took out

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Speaker 1: but and that was mine. Okay, I took out the word.

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Speaker 1: But that was like a connect. It's already three sentences.

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Speaker 1: That's a that's This was the theme song for my

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Speaker 1: theme songs to my reality show, UM, for my reality show,

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Speaker 1: so they I got asked to UM to write my

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Speaker 1: theme song, which is really nice of them. That's really good.

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Speaker 1: I was walking back to It's very catchy, almost wanting

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Speaker 1: to sing it now. UM, I don't know. I mean

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Speaker 1: I probably could, but I don't even remember it. It's like, um,

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Speaker 1: I want to miss math flight. I think I'll spend

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Speaker 1: another wait. I'm sick of wait. I want to miss

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Speaker 1: math flight. Can of something about the road? Road? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll let me look up the lyrics. I

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Speaker 1: already forget the lyrics to a seventh second, literally seventh.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, I want to miss m flight. I spent

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Speaker 1: too many knots out on the road. Can you welcome

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Speaker 1: me home? Welcome home Nicky Glazer Perfect. So they're gonna, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, they're gonna talk to the higher ups at

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Speaker 1: E to see if instead and be likes my floor

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Speaker 1: a lunar road. Welcome me home? Yeah my kick? Wait

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Speaker 1: is what is your What is your joke? With wo

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Speaker 1: r TP? She's also the DP. She wasn't only the

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Speaker 1: I would love a prestigious role. We should let everyone know.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's a it's a very big role. It's

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Speaker 1: your number, your She's like so badass. I don't really

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Speaker 1: know exactly what she does, but she sets up camera shots,

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Speaker 1: she's in show. She's like with her a lot, and

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Speaker 1: she goes Asian. She'll take her mask down. Go wait,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna sound like a racist joke, but it's

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Speaker 1: not what I could be. No, no, no, what I'm

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Speaker 1: about to say. I only knew she was Asian because

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Speaker 1: I mean I used to have a joke about getting

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Speaker 1: like getting manicures and stupid prison of you know, vanity

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Speaker 1: for women. You're like paralyzed these women doing your nails.

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Speaker 1: You can't do anything. You just have to uh you know,

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Speaker 1: she's like a fucking slave most of the time. Well,

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Speaker 1: in New York City, that was the way it was.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, and they're always wearing them.

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Speaker 1: sut like your hand manicuristsans, yeah, hand as musicians, right noah,

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Speaker 1: Like in life, you don't see people in doctors on

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Speaker 1: and so when they're sick, no, it's about other people. Actually,

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Speaker 1: getting cancer and they're not from like dipping our hands

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Speaker 1: And that is not me being quirky or funny. I

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Speaker 1: really do wonder that. Well, why don't you do this

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Speaker 1: chop off sharks swimming? Just go in there and go

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Speaker 1: I just want one hand done. Can we do a

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Speaker 1: half off and see what they say? You don't have

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Speaker 1: if I want to shark it shark shark tank sharky,

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Speaker 1: the age old question, if you have one hand, can

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Speaker 1: you get a half off manicure? I'm listening, but do

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Speaker 1: they lost the arm, I think you get ten years

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Speaker 1: of half off, and then after that, I'm sorry you

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Speaker 1: just also, let's paint the nails on the little robot thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, if we're if we're really going on it,

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Speaker 1: I mean children's clothes are cheaper than adults clothes because

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Speaker 1: it's less fabric, correct now do I don't know? Is

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Speaker 1: extra large like clothing. That's a whole other up. Sneakers

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Speaker 1: are more expensive. It should be. It's more fabric, it's

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Speaker 1: more stitching, there's more to do. But also you're like,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't be you shouldn't have to hey, because your

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Speaker 1: show it just on. Just don't. It's just I'm not

422
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: trying to be a dick. I just don't. It's a filming.

423
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: She looks like a brad or like a filter, Like

424
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: I don't. I really, I mean that's the look everyone's

425
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: going for it, dude. It's like it's called the ponytail lift,

426
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: and it makes your eyes go like this, like if I,

427
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: holy sh it, I saw a TikTok of what you

428
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: were talking about. Ponytail lift. It's for girls who are

429
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: under forty who don't. It's not a facelift. It's not

430
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 1: gonna like fix sagging skin. It just pulls. That's what

431
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: Belahadid has, That's what Gidida Grande has. Everyone's getting it,

432
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: and it's a facelift. I mean it's very invasive. You go,

433
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm about to get attacked by a boma.

434
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: It really looks like I felt like I need to

435
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 1: slowly back away. I was like, remember your survival skills

436
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: right now when you sent me that. Fuck, it's just

437
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: and these waste and these butts. Have you seen Kanye

438
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: who every woman he dates is just a Kim Kardashian replica.

439
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: It's it's like that eminem video where he has all

440
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: of the high my name is like all those It's

441
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: just it's that for is just finding girls that look

442
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: like Kim with less of strong opinions. We both watched well,

443
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: I watched half of the Kanye Duck. Have you watched

444
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: the Kanye Duck on Netflix? Noah, Oh, I didn't even

445
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: know there was one available. Yeah, it's called well, it's

446
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: the worst name. It's called GENA j E E n Y.

447
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: You h Genia like genius ys And it's like it's

448
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: it's not a good name. Sorry, I thought at the ending, No,

449
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: it's it's why you h I'm almost positive it should

450
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: have an US because Genius hasn't. I know, I don't

451
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: know it's Genia. Maybe that is it's all about Kanye

452
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: when he first started. I don't know why this here's

453
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: my thing. There's like, if you guys have seen it,

454
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: the guy who is the narrator talks like this the

455
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: whole movie. He's talking like this. Sometimes Kanye. I believed

456
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: in him and in it, like it's that is a

457
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: spot on impression. Was like that is. I was like Coody.

458
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: He was a stand up comedian who started this UM

459
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: show did you see it? Yea and a cable access

460
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 1: UM you know show in Chicago, and he started following

461
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: around all these rappers in Chicago. He started noticing that

462
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: Kanye was like this up and coming, like really like

463
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: a phenom. But I didn't realize. I don't know the

464
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: history of Kanye or R and B or rap or

465
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: really anything. I mean European UH, soccer war anything. I

466
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: don't know anything, any dynasties in China. I'm bad. I

467
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: literally looked up the difference between NATO and EU because

468
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: I know that Ukraine got in the EU, and I'm like,

469
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: is that NATO is that a different word for NATO,

470
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: is it? Do you know Andrew it's not. Do you

471
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: want to know the difference between NATO and EU. Well,

472
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: I can't tell you because I read about it, but

473
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: it didn't stick. Just like foot ball rules, Baby, I

474
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: can tell you Kanye, you know, I'll tell you everything

475
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: about Kanye. We should go toe to tell on what

476
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: we both got from that Kanye documentary and if who

477
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: who knows more? Let's go right now? Because I thought

478
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: you were ticking and talking all the night through No,

479
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't not that one because when I watched it

480
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: on my phone. Okay, well maybe a TikTok up on

481
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 1: your old desktop. I did learn that you can watch

482
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: HBO Max while looking at Instagram last night. Oh I

483
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: know you can put up in the corner. That's amazing.

484
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: That's a nice little feature that they have. So now

485
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: their numbers can be even though they don't release their

486
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: ratings streaming services. Here's the thing, Kanye, that documentary, no

487
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 1: one filmed themselves so much before making it than him,

488
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like he had this guy

489
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: follow him. It's like me being followed. Remember there was

490
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: a comedian that comedian lev he did a documentary of

491
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: himself when he was like twenty and everyone made fun

492
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: of Yeah, but if he was Kanye that talented, he

493
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: would have been a genius. Say though Kanye was having

494
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: a documentary follow him. But he he did produce the Blueprint. Yeah,

495
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: he produced, well, he produced like h to the is

496
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: a like whatever is? Oh? Yeah? Do you know what

497
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: Hova is? Do you know where that came from? Because

498
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm always like, why does jay Z call himself Hova?

499
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? I know Hova as the

500
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: h OV line lane is like the carpool lane? Is that?

501
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: Do you know what Hova is? I looked it up

502
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: because I was like, I need to understand this. I can't. Well,

503
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: Hova is Jehovah, And so he took Hova off of Jehovah,

504
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: which is like the biblical name that he's maybe maybe

505
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: he's knocking on doors bugging people. That's what Kanye did.

506
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: I mean, that was the beauty of it. Is like

507
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: he was playing a song. Yeah, he just had no shame. Well,

508
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: Kanye did have shame. Like there was the thing about

509
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: Kanye is he knew he was the best. And that's

510
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: what I loved about him. And sometimes I gotta say

511
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: I feel this way about myself, is that I related

512
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: to Kanye because maybe I'm a narcissist, but I related. No,

513
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I'm not like but I feel like,

514
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: you know what he said in the thing he said

515
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: the difference between me and and I'm not I'm I'm

516
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: I think you know, there's many better comedy writers than

517
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: like most better, like I'm pretty good, but like I'm

518
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: not the best Kanye writer by stretch, and Kanye would

519
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: definitely say he's the best. And so I'm not doing

520
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: Kanye thing, but I related to when he said, um

521
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: he So he was releasing his own rap album and

522
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: he only produced up until that point, and no one

523
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: was taking him seriously because they just saw him as

524
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: a producer, a really good producer that would make amazing beats,

525
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: and he would sell beats to people. So the biggest

526
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: rappers in the world would just go to him and go,

527
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: do let me see what you got, and he would

528
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,959
Speaker 1: literally pull up in his car and like play them

529
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: the beats and they go great, and they would like

530
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: hand a CD and it's like five bucks whatever. Well eventually,

531
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: but then some people would were wanting them for free.

532
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: Because they were such big stars that they were like,

533
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: you should be happy to even have this and um.

534
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: But then he said when people weren't taking him seriously,

535
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: he goes, well, guess what. Now I get to make

536
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: my own beats, So you're gonna people are gonna ask,

537
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, where'd you get this beat? And it's

538
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: like it's mine. You never even got to see it

539
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: because I made the product. So like, that's kind of

540
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: how I felt about Um, I guess jokes or something

541
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: like I could write these for other like I being

542
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: a joke writer for a TV show would have been

543
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: very hard for me, and I would have felt a

544
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: little bit like Kanye, like of like I gotta get

545
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 1: because I know Kanye probably didn't like having his name

546
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,719
Speaker 1: super small in the bottom of the thing on the record.

547
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: I think it related to that of like, I don't

548
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: think i'd maybe I would do well as a writer,

549
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: but I feel like sometimes when you know I write

550
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: jokes for perfect strangers for you, and like you're the

551
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: star of perfect strangers, there are times where I'm like

552
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: I could hold something I mean in my brain, but

553
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: then I and I go, that could come and do

554
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: time too. But I could also do this at the

555
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: time where I'm making good money, and it's like, yes,

556
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: I could think past my ego, but you can think yeah,

557
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: instead of being like I want that now, it's like

558
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: I aspire to that because I used to be behind

559
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: the scenes of things and write for other people and

560
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: be on people's shows and be like I was not

561
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: I was in the same way, like I'm happy to

562
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: be here. It'd be cool to do this someday. I

563
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: don't know that I'm necessarily ready, but I'm learning a lot.

564
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm learning this ship done through this stuff. Yeah.

565
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: I did also coach some perfect Strangers host the other day,

566
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: not sorry, not having watched the documentary. I also think that,

567
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: like everything is a process, and maybe if Kanye didn't

568
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: see his music played, you know, like by someone else

569
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: and like being like, Okay, well I want to do

570
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: this for me, maybe it wouldn't have pushed him to

571
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: become what he is today. Yeah that's how oh man.

572
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: Because sometimes you give a joke to someone and and

573
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: I know that happens with Andrew. You'll give me a

574
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: joke and I go, it's just not for me, and

575
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: you're like, no, it's so funny, and we all laugh

576
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: in the room because Andrew's delivery, and it's like, it

577
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: must be hard to go, Oh, she's not going to

578
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: use this joke that I know would work if she

579
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: just said it like this, but she's not going to

580
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: and so it's not gonna work. Like Kanye was probably like,

581
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: they're taking this beat that I could make fucking spin

582
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: gold out of it, and they're just gonna Well Kanye was.

583
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: If you watch, like, there's a couple of things about

584
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: the documentary that I noticed about him. One, he's a

585
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: little awkward. Obviously we all see that he's awkward now,

586
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: but even back then, I think he I don't know

587
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: if he's on the scale of autism or not, but

588
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: he's not like scale yet. I don't know if he's

589
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: standing on the scale. But if you see the other rappers,

590
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,719
Speaker 1: they're all they got there. You know, they're all very similar,

591
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: and they're all very tough and like confident New York rappers.

592
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: And then here you have a Chicago kid wearing a

593
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: backpack with like a Teddy Bear on his head with

594
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: his retainer. That's where I related to, And that was

595
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: before the accident. I think, yes, it was, so I

596
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: think he got overlooked because he was People roll their

597
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 1: eyes at me when I have my invisilione on the counter,

598
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: just a just a random counter that I haven't wiped down,

599
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: and I plopped them right back in my mouth. Or

600
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: Kanye does it too. And I know that's maybe not

601
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: the best thing that maybe two years ago, saying Kanye

602
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: does it too did it doesn't sound the same as

603
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: it does now. But when I saw Kanye do that,

604
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: when he was at like the pinnacle of this, he

605
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: was with like the biggest rapper at the time. I

606
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: got I forgot his name. Fuck he called him who

607
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't remember his name. But he came

608
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: in to listen to some of Kanye's beats and that

609
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: album that they're going over is like the Kanye album

610
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: that I know the best. So it's just so gratified.

611
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: And but the guy goes, what the funk are these?

612
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: And he points at Kanye's retainers and kind of goes

613
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: to my retainers. He goes, man, don't get that ship

614
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: out of here. He's like, I don't want to say that,

615
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: that's not a place for it, because that's and he

616
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: didn't even move him, He just like leaped him out

617
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: and then Ganie plops him back in his mouth as

618
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: soon as the guy leaves. It was so funny. So

619
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: I think that behavior and stuff like that, I'm sure

620
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: other rappers were like, I don't know what the fund

621
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: to do with this guy. I mean, when he goes

622
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: in with his tape college dropout, he's playing and it

623
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: all falls down. I'll tell you that that song falls down.

624
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: He brings in it, which is one of the best

625
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: fucking songs ever, and who knows if upon first listen

626
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: you think it's the best. He's playing it for these

627
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: A and R people at Rockafella Records. I'm almost like

628
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: tearing up because it's in these women's office and he

629
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: puts it, you know, on a CD player in these

630
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: women's offices, and they are just having people come in

631
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: and out with papers like they could give two ships.

632
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: And the song is about black women and the struggle

633
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: of a black black woman, and he's trying to like

634
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: kind of have it resonate with them, and they are

635
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: just like he's so awkward. He's like playing with the

636
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: pictures on the wall like it's so awkward, like and

637
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: they're like, all, Kanye, look, he's gonna make it someday

638
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: and they're kind of like putting he's doing a documentary, Kanye,

639
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: Oh look at you. But he knew, he knew all long.

640
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: And I always used to kind of roll my eyes

641
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: about his mom, like I'm just like anyone who just

642
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: puts their mom in this pedestal. I always kind of

643
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: gos and and you know, obviously it was very tragic

644
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: that she died and she was a single mother, and

645
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't I didn't realize how amazing she was.

646
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: And I don't know, and I know that's stupid that

647
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: I talked like that whole thing, But just the way

648
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 1: she remembered his wraps and was remember that one, Kanye, Kanye,

649
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: and she kept saying Kanye, Kanye, and shed Kanye, remember

650
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: that one that was so good Kanye. She was just

651
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: so gentle, so sweet, so encouraging and very very adamant

652
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: about him staying humble and not being too braggadocious and

653
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: he uh, but but also saying you're you know, you're

654
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: a genius. When he rapped with most deaf, remember when

655
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: they're just backstage and yes, oh my god, that became

656
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: awkward too. But it went from awkward, no, because the

657
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: Most Deaf does like this thing where he's like, but

658
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: that wasn't he wasn't freestyling, that was it was. So

659
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: he's with Most Deaf backstage. It was after content and

660
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: they're all like kind of getting lit and like fucking drinking,

661
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: and um, there's the documentary camera, which cameras weren't always

662
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: around back then, so I think they're kind of hamming

663
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: it up. And Most Deaf is like doing this rap

664
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: that him and Kanye did together, and he's doing his

665
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: lines and it sounds amazing. Then it goes over to Kanye.

666
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: You gotta see it, because it goes from being like, wow,

667
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: that's good, like Kanye and him are like getting along.

668
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: They're both doing this, and then Kanye doesn't stop, and

669
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: it goes does that same thing in comedy that Family

670
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: Guy uses all the time where Peter would do something

671
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: like so dumb and just it'll keep doing it and

672
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: it goes from being funny then not funny to hilarious

673
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: again because it keeps going, and that's what happens with Kanye.

674
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: Goes from great, too awkward to like, oh, everyone in

675
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: the room is like, oh, you show off like enough,

676
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: and then it goes to like wait a second, he's

677
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: closing it out strong, and then at the end you're

678
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: kind of waiting, like is everyone gonna like this as

679
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: much as he just did? And then there's oh my god,

680
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: there's so much talking about jay Z and everything. I mean,

681
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: I gotta see everything at the concert. At jay Z's concert. No,

682
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: in the production room, jay Z gave him a verse

683
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: on one of the so so I didn't see that yet.

684
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: Destroys it, just fucking destroys. Yeah, it's gotta be talented, though,

685
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: you gotta be talented. And that's what he knew he was.

686
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: He had no question about that. And that's that's what

687
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: you need, is like the ability to You just need

688
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: that confidence man spaceship like Kanye's like my love that.

689
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: I mean, whole album came out my sophomore year. I

690
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: just transferred to sophomore three years. I ain't put the

691
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: career she like, funk it. I'll just stayed on here

692
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: and do her because that's enough money. Yeah, I love it. Um, Okay,

693
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. Like one story I love.

694
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: We gotta do Deep Dive unwrapped. I think it's so

695
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: just do like people to deep diving wrap I mean yeah,

696
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: I could. I need to learn more. No, let's get

697
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: to the news. Boy. It's Tuesday, folks, you know what

698
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all

699
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: the swells out there. And when I say all the swells,

700
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: I mean all of them. Gobble them up. Let's have

701
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: a good time. Noah, what is the lines? Okay? The

702
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: headlines are Jordan Burglar. Okay, a man who was struggling

703
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: to breathe was flabbergasted after Mount Sinai surgeons discovered a

704
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: half inch long tooth growing inside his right nostril. Oh

705
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: my god, a half inch long. That's pretty long tooth

706
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: he was turning into in his nostral Yeah, teeth can

707
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: hide out in weird places. That might be the funny

708
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: ascentence you've ever said. That was rich. We just let

709
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: that ship very second because that was a fantastic line.

710
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: That was so funny. Well, teeth can hide out, and

711
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: you said it's so they Sure, Nikki, they can. They

712
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're in people's chess. My roommate had one in

713
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: her fucking stomach too, that she didn't eat. She grew itself. Yes, yes,

714
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: she had to get it removed. Yeah, tooth are weird. Man.

715
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: She had like a whole like other animal growing in

716
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: their stomach. I don't know what it was, but she

717
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: had a tooth and it had an eye. I think,

718
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh my god, I mean yes, okay,

719
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: the condition that he had affects point one to one

720
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: percent of the population. Well that don't you think we

721
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 1: hear about it more? If it was every thousand people?

722
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: Why are we here when they give these stats of

723
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: like it affects this disease where the guy who the

724
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: boy who has no skin, it affects point zero one people.

725
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: I go, there's a skeleton walking no, like, there's like,

726
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: there's all these things that I watched from this this

727
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: fucking YouTube channel. Follow the YouTube channel truly, and you

728
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: will see the boy with two heads, the boy who

729
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: can't go outside, the girls an umbrella head like it's

730
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: just like the boy with two heads bringing up the

731
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: enagers again a gay. Okay, wait, wait, let's go back.

732
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: Because if I told you that I was having trouble breathing,

733
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: and I said I think there's a tooth in there,

734
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: you would go, Andrew read the book How to Get

735
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: I would say, Andrew read the Book of Feeling nose

736
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: Teeth by Dr John Sarno. Um, yeah, I would go,

737
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: you're foolish it. But if you go it's one in

738
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: every thousand people, I go, well, maybe you're one in

739
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: a thousand. But don't you agree those stats when they

740
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: go affects point one, that means one in a thousand,

741
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: right point one person in the world is one in like, No,

742
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: it's way lower. Point one percent of people would be

743
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: a thousand, one in a thousand. I don't I can't

744
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: agree with that. I don't think one of people. How

745
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: many is that one person that we've met millions of

746
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: people telling Listen to me though, If they say it

747
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: affects point one person of the population. If they said

748
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: it affects one person of the population, how out of

749
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: how many of a hundred is that? Okay? So point

750
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: one is how it goes into one? How many times

751
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: I would say I'm not disagree with your math. I'm

752
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: saying I don't know. Can we can you type what's

753
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: the name of this disease? I want to see you

754
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: know what? Just read it. It affects point one person

755
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: of the population. Andrew, I'm I'm serious, that's one in

756
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: a thousand people. I swear. I I hear what you're saying. Yeah,

757
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: but I don't agree. That's what I'm saying. I don't

758
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: agree either. When they say that, I'm like, there's no

759
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: way it's one in a thousand people. But that's what

760
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: it says. Okay. Wait, so this might make it more

761
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: palatable because it has to do with a deviated septum, right,

762
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: and we know so many people with deviated septoms well

763
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 1: or just big noses that yeah, big nose in high

764
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: school is so funny. That's a new band that's mad

765
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: at about uh swallow Palooza but knows in high school

766
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: and what wait? So okay, So basically it's the the

767
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: deviated septom pushes the partition to the side and it

768
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 1: allows the tooth like teeth to grow up. Okay. So

769
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: I love the description of these things of like the

770
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: tooth being like get out of the way, partition like

771
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: it's like I'm coming through. It always reminds me, what

772
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: do you say? No, did you hang out with Hollow

773
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: the other day? Yes, you did a picture. You guys

774
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: have fun. Her curtain clothes her curtain. Okay, this is

775
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: halla is going to be laughing if she's listening to this.

776
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: Halla was born prematurely. I don't know why I'm laughing already. Halla,

777
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 1: please forgive me. But Halla Um, I was told she

778
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: was really premature. Oh my god, the picture of her

779
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: as a premi baby, I mean she was two. She

780
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: was not supposed to live, and they when they took

781
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: a picture of her, she looked like a little elf

782
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: on the shelf, like doll, and they crossed her legs

783
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: for some reason, so she looks like she's just like

784
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: like modeling and it's like a fetus with cross legs.

785
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: It's so funny looking, even though it's very sad because

786
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: she was just so tiny and because she was born premature.

787
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: She has like obviously she's pretty like she grew up unscathed.

788
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: I mean she peas when she laughs sometimes, but that

789
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: could be a whole other issue. But she has this

790
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,959
Speaker 1: thing where I don't know if it's macular degeneration or something,

791
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: but it's something in her eye that her doctor told

792
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: her in high school that that she would at one

793
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: point go totally blind and that the curtain would come,

794
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: that it would just one day look like it wouldn't

795
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: be gradual, it would just be But I always pictured

796
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: like a little man inside her eye, being like the

797
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: show's Elva folks, and like the curtains like and like

798
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: roses are being thrown into her eye, like she used

799
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: to get something an eye and she'd be like the

800
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: curtains closing. Oh my god, you're wearing sunglasses the whole time,

801
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: just so you know. Oh, she does love Stevie. Wonder wait,

802
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: bump Into. Have they done anything medically where they think that. No,

803
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: I mean her curtain hasn't closed, so she's still fine.

804
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean she's still think the curtain is going to close.

805
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, we'd have to ask all but I

806
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: just remember menopause. You know what, someday your curtain will close.

807
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe them in an age

808
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: where like talking about menopause is starting to be a

809
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: thing that I even wrapped my head around. It's fucking nuts. Okay, um,

810
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: let's keep going with news. Okay, what other story? Abnormalities

811
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 1: are found in bodies? All right? A wave of sex

812
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: mayhem has apparently been sweeping New York City, prompting residence

813
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: to lodge an increasing number of noise complaints to a

814
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: government helpline. M hmm. People calling three one one about

815
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: some that hang yep. One complaint that was filed was

816
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: about people dressed up as Freddy Krueger Pennywise in the

817
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny having sex as the theme song of velveteen Dream,

818
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: a pro wrestling pro wrestler blasted in the background. I

819
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: think the Easter Bunny got the wrong invitation. Yeah, the

820
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,959
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny showed up to the wrong theme part. What's

821
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: going on here, Freddy? I understand doing some fun stuff

822
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: like masks, but not a Halloween mask. Like I understand

823
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: like not wanting your identity to be shown. It makes

824
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: you kind of freer to like be yourself. Like sometimes

825
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: I like a good um slate mask on so I

826
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: could doze off in the middle of it. But also

827
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: because I just want to I want to lose control,

828
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: right Yeah, And I feel like and protect like you know,

829
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: and in a group sex setting, I could see how

830
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: people would want a ask. But yeah, I mean that

831
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: is I mean, fucking Freddie. That's like a boy with

832
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: did you ever get? Did you ever ever? Very loud?

833
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever had? Have you ever had? I love

834
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: when I hear fucking hotel dum people. I love it.

835
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: It's I love it. I don't know why to have

836
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: you know, uh, oh, my gosh. I used to live

837
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: in an apartment and I could hear the people upstairs

838
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: banging all the time. From the bed. I heard my

839
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: dad really your stepmom, I hope, so thank god, I've

840
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: never heard my parents. I think one time my sister,

841
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: my sister came in my room because my sister her

842
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: room was above my parents room. And I think one

843
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: time in high school, my sister was like, Nicky, I

844
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: can't sleep, and she was like, mom and dad are

845
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: making noises. And I was just like, get in and

846
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: I just was like we just held each other like

847
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: we were sucking and they were just singing Louie Arms Room. Yeah,

848
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: well I you go. I was your mom's like do

849
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: and they are, Oh they are funny. Don't tell me no, no, no,

850
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: no no no. Like my mom can really hit some

851
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: good notes on that song. She sings with my dad

852
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: sometimes and she hits she does the hit the road jack,

853
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: she does the um. That's what he was referencing, Ham

854
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: drip um uh. Robin was saying that there's someone in

855
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: the room above her at the hotel you're staying at. Sorry,

856
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: things are happening. There's a tooth in my throat. Um.

857
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 1: I think the point when oh, no, I believe you,

858
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: but you Robin said she hurt someone jerking off, which

859
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: is such a different sound. That's the way sadder sound,

860
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: you know of just like it sounds like a dog

861
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 1: who needs water. Oh and just going and just hearing

862
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: the tissue thingle Yeah, did I ever tell you I've

863
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: told this story before. I have to have of when

864
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: I got written up. I was I was staying at up,

865
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: I was renting a place for like a month um

866
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: in l A. And it was like in this courtyard,

867
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: and I guess and I really, I really, I know.

868
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: I talked about sex a lot in my sex life,

869
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: and I'm so free with it and everything. I never

870
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: want someone to hear me in the act doing it.

871
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: It's not something I would ever be, like, let's be

872
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: loud so people know we're having sex like cool, which

873
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: obviously seems like something I would do because I talked

874
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: about my sex life so much. But there's something nothing

875
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: makes me more that we've talked about this before. I

876
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: didn't know that I was loud until people started going

877
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: like making little comments, you know, like you know my

878
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: the people i'd be with their family and friends would

879
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we heard something lessen and be like,

880
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know what you were talking about because

881
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: I would try to be so quiet. It would boggle

882
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: my mind that they could hear me. But one time

883
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: I got written up. UM. I got a message while

884
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: I was at work from uh the guy was renting

885
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: the apartment from, and he said, Nikki, I have to

886
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: ask you, are you okay? My I've gotten there's been

887
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: several complaints coming from my apartment of a woman screaming

888
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: at night, and I just want to make sure everything's okay.

889
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: And I was so horror. I mean, I know exactly what.

890
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: I was so horrified. I didn't know what to do.

891
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: And I was in a writer's room at the time,

892
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: and I shared it with my friends to be like

893
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: what do I do? And my friend Benji l Flowow,

894
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: I'll never forget he was like, just tell them you

895
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: had an audition you were working. You were working on

896
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: an audition for a horror And I was like, thank

897
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: you so much. And that's what I wrote back. And

898
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: the guy knew what it was. He was trying to

899
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: make it into a domestic abuse situation so that it

900
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: would be like he was trying to be like I'm

901
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: worried about you, as opposed to like you're fucking and

902
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: it's really annoying to stop it. You know, It's like

903
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 1: a different vibe to be I'm worried about you. There's

904
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: someone screaming, but like people knew what it was, No,

905
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: it'd be great. It's like you kept going with that

906
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: like audition, You're like, I got the part, and like

907
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: four months later you're on location in like this is

908
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: hard desert. You're like, oh, I write a movie around

909
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: that scene so that I can the guy can. It's

910
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: like a Seinfeld episode that gets you know, like, now

911
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: I got to do the movie. Jerry. Well he's gonna know.

912
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't want him to think of a failure and

913
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: didn't get the part. I gotta do it, Jerry. And

914
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: then it's like to write a movie so that the guy.

915
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: It all comes to fruition. I want to use the

916
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: word fruition and this, do you know what the sounds

917
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: or was it just sounds or were you saying words?

918
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: Because I wonder if you actually thought you were getting

919
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: abused or something. I think I'm like, I think I

920
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: was screaming, just screaming, not like like not like listen,

921
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: who knows what I was doing. Sometimes someone once heard

922
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: me having sex and they said I sounded like They

923
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: called me Wolfie the rest of the trip because they

924
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: said I was howling like a wolf I have. I

925
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: don't even know what that could be. We gotta go

926
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: to break. We'll come back with We'll come back with

927
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: Reddit node karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dum he

928
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 1: it's never read a dump. I will, I will, thanks

929
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 1: so much. Okay, let's see what I got for y'all.

930
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: Um Oh, okay, So this was a really funny thing.

931
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: It was on TikTok Cringe. It's a video, but I

932
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: didn't send this one to Noah because it's like it's

933
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: not even worth um like playing. It's this guy that

934
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: went around his Brooklyn neighborhood and he's like imploring to

935
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: all of like the guy at this bodega, all the

936
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: guys on the street corner, like all these people in

937
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: his little Brooklyn neighborhood. He goes around. He's like, I'm

938
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: about to go on a date with my ex girlfriend

939
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: and I just you just act like you know me

940
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: and like that. I like saved your life and that

941
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: I was there for you during COVID. And so then

942
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: he walks around with his ex girl and all these

943
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: guys are like, hey, Tony, you were the best man man.

944
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: This guy's a hero, and they're like, hey, you're still

945
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: dating that supermodel? Like they had all these like hilarious lines.

946
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: I mean, this total bit. I mean, there's no way

947
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: this girl actually believed it or whatever. But he was

948
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 1: a comedian's funny. Who was his name? Sam something? Uh?

949
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: Sam brnown Bronowski. Um, so funny. Okay, this one, Oh,

950
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: this is so interesting today I learned. Okay, less than

951
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: half the population can actually smell asparagus P. Do you

952
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: guys smell asparagus P? Right away? Okay? Noah, you have

953
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: the gene that that has it, Andrew. If you don't,

954
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: then you don't have it. I got it. It smells

955
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: weird to you. Well, this is interesting, I do not. Uh.

956
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: It says there are two separate genes at work here. No,

957
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: this is interesting. One is the gene that hauses smelling

958
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: asparagus P. The second is the gene that allows you

959
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: to smell it. So some people don't. They're pea after

960
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: a spirit eating asparagus does not smell, and they can

961
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: smell other people's asparagus P. And some people have smelling

962
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: asparagus and can smell it, and some people can't. Don't

963
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: have smell asparagus. So I don't smell a spit asparagus P.

964
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: But I could have it. I wouldn't know. I don't

965
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: smell it. But Noah has both because I'm guessing you

966
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: smell your own P not others. Oh, I hate it.

967
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: That's why I don't like eating a sperit. What does

968
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: it smell like? Uh, it's it's almost like if you

969
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: turn P into a soup. I just imagine soup? Do

970
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: you also hate? Is cilantro like soap? To you? You're

971
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: one of those people, right, Yeah? I don't. I can't

972
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: eat um. I don't mind it. I'm not It's it's okay.

973
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: I want to play the one, the Peter Poor Peter

974
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: Parker one, Noah. This one is about how to do

975
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: a ventriloquist trick. This guy is teaching you how to

976
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: say things with your mouth shut, and you get you

977
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: can say poor Peter Parker by following. This guy looks

978
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 1: like Anthony spider Man. This one is perfect The letter

979
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: P is very hard to say as a been triloquist

980
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: because you gotta go pub pub, you gotta move your P.

981
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: The P is hard. So what I'm gonna do is

982
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to replace all those pas with ts. So

983
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say tour Peter Tarteter, and I'm gonna try

984
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: to do the lizard's voice at the same time. All right,

985
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna touch my tongue on the roof of

986
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: my mouth for every soul. So I'm goody Peter Tarqueter,

987
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: slowly together, hard, Peter Harker, Peter Parker, Poor Peter harcouter

988
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: or Peter Parker, poor your Parker feature whoa. So there's

989
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 1: all these I went through the subreddit, like the comments,

990
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 1: there's all these tricks trill Quest used to make this

991
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: sounds like to say fuck you put to do any

992
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: kind of f sound you use. Wait, let me just

993
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: look fun. It's taking forever to load. There's a trick

994
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: for like every letter that's hard to say with your

995
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: mouth closed, you know, like so you for for peas

996
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: you'd say tease, cure fu cu cu cuir fuir. Are

997
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: you saying okay, yeah, say it? Put your tongue at

998
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: the root of your mouth and put the mic to

999
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: your mouth. Yeah, that's that could help too, That could

1000
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: really help. Are you good at beat boxing? Cats? Cats? Cats?

1001
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: Putin kits ks? Are you? All I know is putine cats?

1002
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: Pink cats cats? That was taught to me by Radu

1003
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: Bandar shout out Okay. This was from Too Afraid to

1004
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: Ask the subreddit. Is the sole purpose of wearing a

1005
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: thong to reduce panty lines? Or is there another reason?

1006
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: Great question, because thongs annoying the funk out of me,

1007
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: And I really think it's just because women don't want

1008
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: panty lines. But what is the problem with a panty line?

1009
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: It just tells people you're wearing underwear. What is the

1010
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: problem with wearing underwear? If you're not wearing underwear, then

1011
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: you're just getting all your juices all over your pants

1012
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: or your skirt, or you're not wearing underwear. And is

1013
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: it to seem sexy? Is it too? Is it so

1014
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: distracting to see a panty line? Like? What is it?

1015
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: Why do we fear the panty line? I'll tell you

1016
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: it's because whenever I wear regular underwear, it always bunches

1017
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: up and gives me like a wedgy, So i'd they're

1018
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: a thong than a wedgie. Just commit to the wedgy,

1019
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: because the thong is a committed wedgy. It is a

1020
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: committed it is Yes, by like an hour of having

1021
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: the wedgy, do you even feel the wedgie anymore? Do

1022
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: you feel the wedgie? Because it's not. It is a

1023
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: constant wedging. And so after a while it becomes like

1024
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: tennitus tenitus tendus. I think it's the way you say it.

1025
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: It's just like you don't if you focus. Tendus is

1026
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:31,919
Speaker 1: annoying for people all day long. But it's like the fan,

1027
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: you know, when you hate the sound of a fan worrying,

1028
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: but you're like, sometimes you forget about it. That's to

1029
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: me what wearing a thong is like, I haven't getting

1030
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: shipped on it because I would think about, Yeah, I

1031
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: I used to have a joke that my dentist he

1032
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: used to know I wasn't flossing or wasn't wearing a

1033
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: thong because wait, wait, what was it he knew? I

1034
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: used to Don't you hate when you have to lie

1035
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: to your dentist about that you haven't been flossing wearing

1036
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: a thong or something about how my thong had like

1037
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: he you, I was like, I didn't wear because on it.

1038
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: Um no. Someone said that they wear a thong in

1039
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: the comment state said they wear a thong because they

1040
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: get acne on their butt cheeks. Okay, and then they

1041
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: don't when they wear a thong. Someone said, um no,

1042
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: that was a good reason. Someone said, I use cotton

1043
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: thongs and they are the most comfortable underwear I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: I don't. Someone says, I don't like feeling the sensation

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Speaker 1: of the underwear edge on my cheeks when I regularly

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01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: we were regular underwear. I feel the line on my

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01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: butt of where the underwear ends. Um yeah, okay, So

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01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: I guess that's settled. But I still maintain that. I

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01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: think they're mostly for avoiding panty lines, and I don't

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01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: like that. I'll buy a thong and I'll wear it

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01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: all day, and I'll see different with balls and stuff,

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01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: you know, like because it really pulled sometimes even my

1053
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: I have like a baggy pussy day, and I don't

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01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: want it to be so scrunched up in that thong.

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01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's splits your vagina in half, like the

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01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: thong rides up in the like in between your vagina

1057
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: towoob yes, split it's with her nose. Uh like three episodes. Um.

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Speaker 1: This is from the subretted Bone Apple Tea, which is

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01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: a great one for us because it's about mispronunciations and

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01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: miss miswritten things and it's you know, obviously bone appetite.

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01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: Someone just one time on the internet wrote bone Apple

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01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: Tea instead and everyone thought it was so funny. So

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Speaker 1: this is from the subret Bone Apple Tea. And it

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01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: says and it's a review of a business and it's

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01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: giving it one star. And this is someone writing a

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Speaker 1: review of a business who just didn't really know how

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01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 1: to what this turn of phrases and maybe recognize this, Andrew,

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01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: what kind of business is this? They hire off putting

1069
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: delivery drivers who looks sketchy and like hoodlums, off footing. Dude,

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01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: you're not the only one. I don't think I'm alone.

1071
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: Pudding there it is, folks. Did she get ship for it? No?

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01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's a screen grab of someone else,

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01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Um, it feels I love it.

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01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: So then there was uh the ask reddit men have Reddit?

1075
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: What's something you've always wanted to ask a woman but

1076
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: thought it was would be too embarrassing to ask them.

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01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: So some of the questions are as it loads, so sorry,

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01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: Kim and Kim, what do you want to ask underneath

1079
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: your chin by putting your tongue on the roof of

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01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: your mouth. I just thought of it because it's a

1081
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: Peter thing. If you suck on the roof of your

1082
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: mouth this fat, well we'll go in Well. I remember

1083
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: girls used to be able to do like a froggy

1084
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: thing where you're like, and I think that's where you know,

1085
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: I think that's doing it. So final thought, men have

1086
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: read it. What's something you always wanted to ask a

1087
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: woman but thought it would be too embarrassing? Desk so

1088
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: one said, I always assumed periods where a constant stream

1089
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: of blood. Apparently this is like a cut, as another

1090
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: redditor put in it, apparently this is wrong, So how

1091
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: does it work? Small gushes? So he didn't think it

1092
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 1: was blood gushing out all the time. He just went

1093
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 1: during your period it was constantly dripping out. Is that

1094
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: something you relate to thinking, um, yeah, maybe, yeah, sure, okay,

1095
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: I thought those interesting. I don't think it's constant, but

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01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: I probably think the same thing, is it? No, it's

1097
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: like it comes out like with your muscle, like when

1098
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 1: you sneeze, when you when you get up from a

1099
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: chair with different kinds of gravity push it out. But

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01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: it is and then there's there's days where it's heavy,

1101
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: there's days where it's light, and it can go back

1102
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: and forth between those days. It's not like it starts

1103
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: like goes to heavy and then goes light again. It's

1104
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: not always like that, right, Noah, would you say the

1105
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, exactly, heavy and warm, but sometimes it

1106
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: can go start light, go heavy, go back to like,

1107
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: go back to heavy. Like it's not one like you know,

1108
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: it's family, like a family guy bit. Yes, yeah, yeah,

1109
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: it's like a Kanye freestyle. Um, here's another question. Do

1110
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: you really like it when men roll up their sleeves.

1111
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question. I loved that question. And

1112
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: the truth is yes, because it just looks like you're

1113
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: getting down to business with every shirt. Someone said yes,

1114
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: can't really tell you why, something about the forearms. It's

1115
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: important to note that it's a phenomenon specific to having

1116
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: long sleeves that are rolled up. A shirt with three

1117
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 1: quarter sleeves does not produce the same effect. No, uh,

1118
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: I never thought about it, but yeah, I guess I

1119
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: do like it. It just already like gets me kind

1120
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: of horned up to think about that, to think about

1121
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: my guy rolling up as sleep. Yeah, it's like I'm

1122
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: down to fuck, Like I'm ready to go um or

1123
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: build your house. Uh okay, let's go to one more thing.

1124
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay. You know I love um foreigners doing American

1125
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: accents or like non speaking English people doing fake English.

1126
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: It's just so funny to me to hear what we

1127
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 1: sound like to other people. So this is an Irish

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01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 1: man doing an American accent, a thick Irish accent. You

1129
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: can hear it slip out sometimes, but he's pretty good

1130
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: at in. This is the funniest part about this is

1131
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 1: the things he picks to say that are so American.

1132
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: And this guy is so hot, by the way, and

1133
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: this is on TikTok cringe. How do you dudes? Sorry

1134
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: to barge in on your game of Texas? Hold them?

1135
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 1: But I have not chill news. Brett and Cody are

1136
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 1: in hospital. They were driving their Mustang Chevrolet truck up

1137
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: in Boston City, but the motorway was slippy and they

1138
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: almost hit tree trees and ended up hitting a Starbucks

1139
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: bullet Starbucks. The car looks like absolute shite, but but

1140
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: the boys will be grand. Hey, the American football match

1141
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: HD to hate remarkable. Pass me some crisps and a

1142
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: red Solo cup and a Budweiser camouflage. A Starbucks bullet factory. Wait,

1143
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: what is he an actor? No? I mean he's just

1144
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: a fucking Irish TikTok guy. But he's should base gorgeous man.

1145
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: But I just like the idea of what people think

1146
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 1: of us a Starbucks bullet factory or whatever the fund

1147
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: is it. Um, I just send me any people doing

1148
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: fake English things. I love when we're made fun of

1149
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: by other people. To close this out, um, I liked this.

1150
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 1: What life hack became your daily routine? What life hack

1151
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,479
Speaker 1: became your This is from ask Credit. Um. Someone said

1152
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,440
Speaker 1: I flipped my pill bottles after taking them, so I

1153
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 1: remember if I took them or not. Really helps if

1154
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: you take the same pill in the morning and at night. Wow,

1155
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: that's a good one, because I really forget if I

1156
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: take all the time, I forget every time and I

1157
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: only take one pill. Now, Wow, that's good. Okay. Someone

1158
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 1: said sleeping with a pillow between my knees. No more

1159
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: lower back pain. Um. Someone said. The chef who taught

1160
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: me to cook said, at at the get go, cooking

1161
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: is cleaning. So just like clean while you cook. Pretty much. Um.

1162
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: Someone said, don't put it down, put it away, don't

1163
01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: put it down. That's to do it twice. Um. Washing

1164
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: dishes while cooking. Someone said, that's another one of those

1165
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 1: cooking ones. I bought twenty four pairs of the same

1166
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 1: sox and through the rest of mismatching ones away. Man,

1167
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 1: I gotta do that, but I can never find a

1168
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 1: sock I want to commit to. I don't understand where

1169
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 1: they go. I know it's a old hack, but where

1170
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 1: the fund do they go? Man, Well, you just learned

1171
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: how to clean out the dryer limp things, so maybe

1172
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: they're all in there. You didn't know that that was

1173
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: a thing to clean. Someone said, moisturizing my face right

1174
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: after a shower. Oh God, welcome to being a woman.

1175
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: Is that that's a man? I'm sure. Um. Someone said,

1176
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:40,560
Speaker 1: in the bed before you masturbate. Uh, so you don't

1177
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: have to get up and like carry the puddle to

1178
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: the or walk with it on you. When I'm trying

1179
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: to sleep in bed at night, I go over what

1180
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 1: I did that day and think of everything I did

1181
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 1: in a positive light or as if it's part of

1182
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: the goal I'm working towards. Wow, is this fucking Kanye.

1183
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: I've never been depressed or at least diagnosed with it,

1184
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: but this helps feeling like I've accomplished something and I

1185
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: can feel better about what I've done. So every little

1186
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: thing you did, and also it helps me fall asleep

1187
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: a bit faster. That's good to go over your day,

1188
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 1: even if it's been completely worthless to go. This one

1189
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: thing helped me get to this next. Thank counting cheap,

1190
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: counting crows. In a long day and I spend most

1191
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: of it in bed, but at least I can't say that.

1192
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll write a bit about depression someday and be

1193
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: able to use what I learned today. Okay, right, I mean,

1194
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: even even on a day where you spend all day

1195
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,599
Speaker 1: in bed, maybe that day is maybe something that happened

1196
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 1: that day is going to lead towards There's no wasted moments,

1197
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: but god, it feels like it, especially like the last riff.

1198
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,680
Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you so much for listening to

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01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 1: the pod. I got zoned in it zoned me indo.

1200
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, I felt like you were zoned out. But

1201
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, it seems like a compliment wrapped

1202
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: in an insult. We gotta go SuperFect, Stranger Set. Thank

1203
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 1: you so much for listening. We'll see you tomorrow on

1204
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,639
Speaker 1: the podcast. Make sure subscribe on YouTube. Hey I'm coming

1205
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: to Austin coming up, and also a lot of other

1206
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:14,839
Speaker 1: dates Winnipeg, Vancouver, Austin, other places in Texas. Uh fucking

1207
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 1: Nashville Ryman Auditorium. Um, I mean so many dates I

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01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: can't even like for Lauderdale, New Orleans, Houston, Dallas, come

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01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 1: out and meet us. Tickets available at you know, they'll

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01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: be at the UH if you If you can't get

1211
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: them online, you can purchase them at the merch booth too.

1212
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 1: So UM, I hope to meet you guys there and

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01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 1: see you there. I can't wait. Um all right, that's

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01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 1: it for us, don't we Ki