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Speaker 1: Put your hands together, and we're going to start to

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Speaker 1: pay to party.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Ran after party.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, about toilets, not why toilets the first thing

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Speaker 3: that came to mind? Sorry, when is.

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Speaker 1: It not the first thing that comes to your mind?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. That's always the first thing I do

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Speaker 3: every day, So that's what I think of first. You're

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Speaker 3: a perpetual seven year old seriously, okay, fascinating with your

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Speaker 3: dicking balls. But dick balls, your dicking balls? Said?

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Speaker 2: Are you still tingling and having chest pains? I am.

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Speaker 3: I don't like being frightened, but I can't help it.

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Speaker 3: Can I show everyone what he.

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Speaker 2: Was frightened about?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 3: Well? That also.

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Speaker 2: He's getting leave the studio, scary carrot top.

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Speaker 3: He was talking about something else.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know if he was.

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Speaker 3: Why would he want to do that because he gets

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Speaker 3: freaked out.

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Speaker 2: Just what you're not talking about? The catheter?

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Speaker 3: Okay, pull pull it out? Anyways, this got him a

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Speaker 3: little queezy this morning, and you too.

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Speaker 2: When Nurse Blake brought these in for us.

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Speaker 3: I just don't understand how that could fit in there.

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Speaker 2: This is an old school one though, right, This is

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Speaker 2: not the.

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Speaker 3: Newer scary by the way, that's been in someone's dick. Yes,

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Speaker 3: it has, I asked him and he said yes.

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Speaker 2: Are you thank you? Danielle?

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: And he foray purposes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you think people keep those in b there's some

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Speaker 1: guy at a wash basin rinsing these out.

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Speaker 3: Yes and yes, yes to everything.

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Speaker 1: No, wait, oh my god, do you know what it

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Speaker 1: smells like?

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Speaker 3: I just sniffed it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I'm not gonna sniff it.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 3: But what if it had been you.

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Speaker 2: Would have just sniffed someone's ball stuff inside their dinger?

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Speaker 3: But wait, is there a girl one too?

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Speaker 2: And I think it's the same thing.

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Speaker 3: I think you can use that idea. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: not overly familiar with the female urethrough, but I think

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Speaker 3: there's a hole there. Correct, there is. Yeah, I'm a

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Speaker 3: little obsessed.

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Speaker 2: With that little ball that he blew up on that head.

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Speaker 1: But this doesn't get blown up until after it's in you.

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Speaker 1: That's the side that it doesn't come back out. That's

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Speaker 1: where the that's where the doctor and nurse takes that.

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Speaker 2: Imagine nurse that doesn't know what they're doing. And I

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Speaker 2: don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Somebody tries to pull it out. It doesn't come out.

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Speaker 3: And you know how weird that must have looked. Back

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Speaker 3: in the day before there was a squeeze thing to

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Speaker 3: blow it up when you had to do it by

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Speaker 3: your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Sure, you're such an idiot. Why please, if you're listening

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Speaker 3: to this, just watch it because that's such a visual.

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Speaker 3: It is all the duals here, Yeah, Scott, the only

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Speaker 3: basive procedure you've ever had done. Oh, I passed out.

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Speaker 3: I was at his daughter's diaper. What's the ass doctor?

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Speaker 3: The proctology patologists? Yeah, I mean they were looking for something,

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Speaker 3: I guess, and he told me to bend over and

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Speaker 3: I put my hands up against whatever I was leaning

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Speaker 3: I just fell to the floor and I woke up

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Speaker 3: and the nurse was patting my head with a wet

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Speaker 3: towels like it was the worst pain ever. No, it

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Speaker 3: was too big. I don't know, some metal thing. I don't.

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Speaker 3: I guess what did you.

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Speaker 2: Do when your kids were born?

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Speaker 3: Were you actually in the room? I was in there.

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Speaker 3: I was sweating, but I was in there, sitting down.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I tell you what it is when

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Speaker 3: it has something. When it has to do with my

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Speaker 3: kids and my blood, my whatever, I can do it. Like,

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Speaker 3: you know, my kids have scraped themselves and they're bleeding

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Speaker 3: or whatever. Daddy fixes the boo boo, you know what,

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Speaker 3: my budet. But because I felt it.

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Speaker 1: You know, Okay, yeah, cool, okay, I've.

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Speaker 3: Had some crazy stuff. Scary. Did you pass out when

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Speaker 3: the doctor put his hand up? You're asked, well, you

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Speaker 3: guys get fisted.

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Speaker 1: He went to the wrong doctor stands actually Scotty's dentist.

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Speaker 2: Didn't that happen with the haircut? Oh?

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Speaker 3: He took me in the back room. Yeah, but he

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Speaker 3: didn't put anything in me. He just shaved me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Can we tell that story different?

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Speaker 2: Stroke tell the story.

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Speaker 3: You have to tell the story because people don't know

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Speaker 3: what you're talking. I told the story before. There was

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Speaker 3: one time where I went to the barber shop and

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Speaker 3: you know, he was shaving the back of my neck.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, can you go lower, like as low as

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Speaker 3: you can. He's like, you know, well, I can do

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Speaker 3: it all if you want. I'm like, okay, He's like, well,

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Speaker 3: just come in the back room. And I was like what,

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Speaker 3: So he just opened like the back door to the back.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't even like a dressing room ready. It was

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Speaker 3: just like the back room where the brooms and shit are.

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Speaker 3: And so I went back there. He's like, all right,

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Speaker 3: take off your shirt and I'm like, what here? And

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Speaker 3: he said yeah. So I took my shirt off, and

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Speaker 3: I like, I pulled my pants down just a little

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Speaker 3: to like my butt cracks, and he just shaved all

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Speaker 3: He shaved me with a shaver in the back there.

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Speaker 3: It was the weirdest thing. I'm just standing like half

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Speaker 3: naked in the back.

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Speaker 2: Of the barbershop in the closet.

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Speaker 3: There was no other there was no hair on the floor.

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Speaker 2: Did you give him an extra tip?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. I usually just give him five bucks.

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Speaker 2: You gave them five bucks for that, Well for my hair.

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Speaker 2: To shave your whole body, you gave him probably thirty.

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Speaker 3: He didn't charge me for it. Oh my god, did

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Speaker 3: you smile at the camera though he had.

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Speaker 2: Hidden there was some pleasure hat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think. But then they take out then they

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Speaker 3: take out this creepy like nineteen fifties era massager. It's

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Speaker 3: like they put it on their hands. It's like it's weird.

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Speaker 3: It was springs and shit, I'm like, I don't. This

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Speaker 3: is the craziest thing I've seen them. Yeah, yeah, they

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Speaker 3: still have them. Old school barbers do use that thing.

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Speaker 3: Mike play still has the leather strap on the chair

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Speaker 3: that they do the razorblade.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sharp like the barber of Seville back the day.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, okay, Scottie, well next next, All right, So

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Speaker 3: you passed out getting a hand up your scary I've

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Speaker 3: never passed out. Actually, wait a second.

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Speaker 1: And then when I had that vasovagel reaction. Job, but

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Speaker 1: I had that vaso vagel reaction after they drew my blood.

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Speaker 1: I walked out of the doctor's office, I was walking

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Speaker 1: in my car, and I got so queasy and lightheaded,

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Speaker 1: and I just saw saw like snow ecstatic in front

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Speaker 1: of me, like my whole world was. So I literally

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Speaker 1: had to sit down on the on the ground on

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Speaker 1: the pavement and just breathe until it passed.

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Speaker 3: So I almost passed out. But that was the only

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Speaker 3: time I even came close. Good for you, Yeah, Gandhi.

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Speaker 2: Is Scott It's such.

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Speaker 3: A disgusting human being. I'm so sorry. Turn me off.

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Speaker 3: Are we done? Can be done?

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Speaker 2: Will be done?

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Speaker 3: Done? Are we done?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're done. Thanks God. He killed at

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Speaker 3: the party. I killed the mood. Did I totally kill

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Speaker 3: the mood? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: The Elvis d ran after party