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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I'm shocked at who's on the

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Speaker 1: phone for a dirty little secret right now? Are you

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Speaker 1: in awe? I am shock and awe he's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking Alex for action, Thank you for

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Speaker 1: asking English Evan. I'll tell you guys right now, it

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Speaker 1: is time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in

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Speaker 1: four six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is, so nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Bill Gates divorce lawyer. Whoa wow, very busy? Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: get the scoop on some things. What's up, Bill Gates,

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Speaker 1: divorce lawyer. How are you? I'm okay, yeah, probably pretty

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Speaker 1: busy right now. Yeah, my hands are full details. You

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Speaker 1: want to shed? What I mean so much? I wish

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Speaker 1: I could tell you all right, Well, you can't tell

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Speaker 1: us details on their divorce, then tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Okay. So I've been talking to this girl

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Speaker 1: for a while now online and I'm really I really

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Speaker 1: like her, and she really like me, and she's planning

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Speaker 1: to come see me in my hometown. Is so it's

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Speaker 1: a long distance thing. Obviously, I put two and two

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Speaker 1: together on that one. Figured that out super easily. You're

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Speaker 1: so smartin you're super right. The problem is she thinks

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Speaker 1: I'm a man. Oh wait, what how does that work? Wait?

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Speaker 1: So you're catfishing a girl? Do you like girls? Didn't

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Speaker 1: mean I do like girls. Okay, so you're catfishing a girl.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't mean to catfisher. You never talked

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Speaker 1: about gender early on, and then it kind of came

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Speaker 1: up that you thought I was a yeah, okay, question

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Speaker 1: for you. Wouldn't your profile online or whatever be a dude? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So this was over Instagram, and my Instagram is entirely

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Speaker 1: soup pictures and gender at all. Yeah? Is that like,

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Speaker 1: is that like code for something? No, it's soup. You

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Speaker 1: just love super and I like to eat and I

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Speaker 1: share a recipe and oh we like we shared a

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Speaker 1: us and I don't know. She just assumed I was

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Speaker 1: a guy, and I just let it go on way

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Speaker 1: too long. So then you're you're letting her book something

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Speaker 1: to come and see you, and you're still not telling her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Okay, So what I

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Speaker 1: mean is she she's planning on coming to see you.

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Speaker 1: She's flying to you. Yeah, and um, are you planning

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Speaker 1: on meeting up with her? And then just been like, Hi, surprise,

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Speaker 1: I'm a woman. So this is the dirty part. I'm

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Speaker 1: I was going to go to the airport, but not

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Speaker 1: meet her. You're gonna ghost her at the airport. You shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't ghost her. You should just meet her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what if she likes you too? Yeah, she's going to

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Speaker 1: be so mad you guys. I don't think that if

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Speaker 1: you guys never discussed it. I think Alex is right though.

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Speaker 1: I think you should meet her. I just I mean,

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Speaker 1: at least maybe it could go horribly wrong for you.

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Speaker 1: It also could go horribly right, and you could show

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Speaker 1: up to the airport Alex, I might ask you play

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Speaker 1: along with me. Okay. Yeah, you're the Bill Gates divorced

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Speaker 1: lawyer who's telling Sider a little secret now is dating.

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Speaker 1: And you just saw me at the airport waiting for you. Okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm holding a sign that says, hey there, it's

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Speaker 1: me the soup lady. Yeah yeah, yeah, so you just

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Speaker 1: came up to me. Okay, I'd like Hi, um, are

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Speaker 1: you my driver? That's cute, that's a cute outfits so funny,

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Speaker 1: he loves soup. But where's our car? Like? Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex. Yes, yes, I know you're here to drive

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Speaker 1: me to my boyfriend's house. And I know that that's

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Speaker 1: more realistic. You look more beautiful then than I thought

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Speaker 1: you would in person, and I have to tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Are you? Yes? I am, But I'm not

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Speaker 1: hitting on you as a driver of some dude that

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Speaker 1: runs a soup Instagram account. I'm hitting on you as

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Speaker 1: the woman behind the soup Instagram account. And I was

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Speaker 1: just in too deep. I've gotten too far. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know how to tell you that I am a super

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Speaker 1: lady and I want to make chatter with you for

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Speaker 1: the rest of my life. Will you make chatter with

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Speaker 1: me even though you thought it was a dude? Very funny?

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Speaker 1: Where's our limo? Okay? So it may not be good

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Speaker 1: for you no matter what, but thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: me to a little secret. Good luck. Thank what's your

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