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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouth speak text into seven eight five nine two says

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Speaker 2: I'm a high school teacher and I worked late at

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Speaker 2: school to catch up on grading homework. One night, no

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Speaker 2: one was around, so I went into the girl's bathroom

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Speaker 2: and I wrote, mister Smith is hot.

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Speaker 1: I mean I love that.

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Speaker 3: Do what you do to up your reputation and student's

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Speaker 3: ability to pay attention to class?

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Speaker 2: Is that why the text board has been letting up

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Speaker 2: all morning saying brooks a tasty treat young yum. Well,

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Speaker 2: we all have our nuggets, the truth that we've been

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Speaker 2: holding on to, and one of our listeners is ready

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Speaker 2: to share hers with the whole world. She's using the

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Speaker 2: alias Jackie. So Jackie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: How hey, Jackie.

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Speaker 3: Something apparently that's been bothering you. I'm guessing you know understand.

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Speaker 2: Okay, All right, well you're ready to yes, voice changer

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Speaker 2: is activated. You are the mass speaker now, Jackie, So

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Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I was in my hair there last week.

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Speaker 4: I went to a new stylist. She was really nice, saying,

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Speaker 4: you know, telling me how beautiful hours and then I

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Speaker 4: don't know. She was just really like honing in on

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Speaker 4: my features, like, oh, I love your shape.

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Speaker 3: Your shape, Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 4: Like it kind of made me uncomfortable, like I love

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Speaker 4: he thought she was shaking me out.

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Speaker 3: I hike, you think that, like I never heard how

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Speaker 3: the hairstylist ever say you have a nice shape.

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Speaker 2: My hair stylist compliments my butt all the time, the

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Speaker 2: wrong people appliment. You're sitting down, I'll tell you who

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Speaker 2: does my but your hairstylist is feeling you Jackie.

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Speaker 1: Right. So then out the blue, she asked if I'm.

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Speaker 3: Saying okay, which actually is a pretty natural question, but

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Speaker 3: in this situation it feels different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you think, let I say it.

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Speaker 4: It's weird. So I tell her, yeah, I'm single, I

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Speaker 4: got out of college recently. You know, I've had a

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Speaker 4: hard time finding a job. So I'm doing like a

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Speaker 4: bunch of little eye and part time little job here

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Speaker 4: and there. Yeah, And so I was telling her like,

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Speaker 4: how you know, getting my hair done is like a

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Speaker 4: big expense these days.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, right totally.

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Speaker 4: So then she kind of pauses and gives me like

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Speaker 4: this weird look, and she's like, I have an idea

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Speaker 4: for how you can make a lot of money and

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Speaker 4: still do your other jobs.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I thought she was going to look at you like, oh,

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Speaker 3: she's not gonna tip me, right, No, So.

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Speaker 4: Then she's like, oh, it's nothing illegal, but I be

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Speaker 4: willing to pay you two hundred dollars if you went

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Speaker 4: out with my son.

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Speaker 2: Whoa Oh, how do you feel about that?

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Speaker 1: Well, I fact I thought she was joking.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, yeah, I would have thought the same thing.

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Speaker 1: But she's serious.

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Speaker 4: Before I gave her an answer, she started telling me

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Speaker 4: about him. How he's about my age. You know, he's

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Speaker 4: an engineer, he makes a lot of money. He's quiet,

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Speaker 4: very insecure, but he's so sweet, and he's never been

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Speaker 4: in a relationship ever.

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Speaker 3: Oh ever, oh wow, is she telling you that he's

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Speaker 3: over eighteen and he's an engineer.

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Speaker 1: She ain't.

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Speaker 4: So she's like, I think if a girl like you

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Speaker 4: asked him out, it would build his confidence.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I will do it.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, sounds like a nice guy. Just do this.

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Speaker 4: Make a quick two hundred dollars should be easy money.

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Speaker 1: So I agree. We said the time in a baby

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Speaker 1: and everything.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how to go?

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Speaker 4: So I get there and everything weren't cool, like you know,

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Speaker 4: Normally when mothers just got their sons, they kind of

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Speaker 4: over engraduate, but in this case, she was fine, Like,

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Speaker 4: he was really sweet. I thought everything went will like

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Speaker 4: I actually kind of liked him, Like, okay, okay, that's the.

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Speaker 2: Most shocking my mom.

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Speaker 5: Man, she thinks I'm the biggest.

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Speaker 2: Model in the universe. Just gorgious.

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Speaker 3: Did you have like good conversation with him and stuff?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, although it was a setup date, it was

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Speaker 4: really like probably top three.

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Speaker 2: Days wooa awesome working out.

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Speaker 4: Ever, he was just like, that's such a you mean,

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Speaker 4: we had good conversations.

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Speaker 5: I know, he didn't kiss me.

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Speaker 3: He's a guy, and he's a mama's boy. Obviously, he's

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Speaker 3: not an overbearing mother who's paying random people to desk

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Speaker 3: him out.

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Speaker 4: But the way the date, I just knew like we

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Speaker 4: were gonna, you know, move forward, and I was even

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Speaker 4: willing to go second day Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Whoa girlfriend?

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Speaker 4: Ever, I'm thinking the hesitation from that when I tell you, guys,

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Speaker 4: what leasing.

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Speaker 1: And whispers to me that I'm not he's tight, oh.

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Speaker 3: For a year and that's what he says, and then

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Speaker 3: the over seeds.

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Speaker 4: To tell me I'm not the type of girl he

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Speaker 4: would want.

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Speaker 1: To bring home to his mom.

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Speaker 3: What did you tell him?

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Speaker 1: I pray because of the.

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Speaker 5: Oh no no, but it gets crazy guys like I

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Speaker 5: guess he'd never talked to his mom about me because

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Speaker 5: she calls me like not too long after that and

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Speaker 5: office to tell me another two hundred dollars to go

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Speaker 5: out with him.

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Speaker 2: Just take the two hundreds number in hairstylist. Sounds like

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Speaker 2: he's curbing girls left and right, to be honest.

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Speaker 4: So I really wanted to tell her if nerd of

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Speaker 4: a son gets me, I just played like I'm just busy,

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Speaker 4: and I think I told her I had like I

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Speaker 4: met someone else.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's a shot to the ego.

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Speaker 3: It was good to be true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm sure one of our listeners, though'll be more

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Speaker 2: than happy to pay you two hundred dollars to go

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Speaker 2: out with their kids. So text in yeah, text into

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Speaker 2: seven eight, five nine too. If you'd like Jacket to

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Speaker 2: go out with your son, or if you have a

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Speaker 2: confession that you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker phone taps coming up next