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Speaker 2: Love Though County Psychiatric Health Center.
Speaker 3: Have you tried exercising.
Speaker 1: Damien Santi a nervous I wasn't until you asked that.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're right, nothing to be worried about. They barely
Speaker 4: do the bottomies anymore.
Speaker 5: Eh.
Speaker 1: Look at this. It's called the Japanese Mukad centipede. They're
Speaker 1: like Kaiju, big and super aggressive.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, that thing wants to fuck you up hard.
Speaker 1: And it says they have really good sense of direction,
Speaker 1: so if you throw it outside, it'll just find its
Speaker 1: way right back into your house and you can't squash
Speaker 1: them or else. They release a pheromone that attracts all
Speaker 1: the other centipedes in the vicinity.
Speaker 6: Then what do you do surrender your home to the centipedes?
Speaker 1: Well quote of nat Geo, the only way to kill
Speaker 1: the mukad without summoning the whole is to boil it alive.
Speaker 6: Okay, can we just get back to talking about the bottomies?
Speaker 1: Please? No, but you're welcome to head out. I appreciate
Speaker 1: the ride over, but you really don't need to wait
Speaker 1: for me. I can just uber back to campus.
Speaker 6: Are you kidding and miss this? Edited for TV version
Speaker 6: of Grow Interrupted weird choice for a psychiatrist office. Besides,
Speaker 6: I want to meet this doctor Wiley character when she
Speaker 6: comes out.
Speaker 7: I gotta ask her her intentions with my Boyoh show
Speaker 7: her my shotgun.
Speaker 1: That's awfully territorial for someone you're not even dating.
Speaker 6: I don't know when i'd say we're dating.
Speaker 1: I mean we go on dates, we go to the
Speaker 1: dining hall.
Speaker 5: Do mind?
Speaker 6: Meal swipes mean nothing to you?
Speaker 1: They mean everything to me. That's literally what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I really really like being with you.
Speaker 6: Then what's the problem? Why can't we just enjoy enjoying
Speaker 6: each other?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: How can I put this in Damien terms? Oh, we're
Speaker 4: more than nates, but less than soulmates. We're consummates.
Speaker 7: Consummates Yeah, yeah, like mates who also consummate the relationship.
Speaker 1: No, I got the joke. It's just not really accurate though.
Speaker 1: I mean, we haven't actually consummated anything. Do you want to?
Speaker 6: I haven't pushed for full consummation because I didn't want
Speaker 6: to pressure you. But if you think you're ready, I
Speaker 6: would love to slide my lobottomy. Pick all the way
Speaker 6: up to your brain.
Speaker 1: That's That's like the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Speaker 1: It's a date, Dani.
Speaker 8: I asked about your week, right?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Uh, spaced out. I started seeing doctor Wiley about
Speaker 1: a month before Santy went missing, and not for any
Speaker 1: single reason. I just always felt like maybe the way
Speaker 1: I am inside isn't like the way I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 1: And I like doctor Wiley well enough. She takes my
Speaker 1: insurance and hasn't been sued for malpractice in this state.
Speaker 1: But if I'm being totally honest, I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: I'm meant to be getting out of these sessions. So
Speaker 1: in lieu of just asking doctor Wiley to explain my
Speaker 1: mental health care plan, I decided to make a game
Speaker 1: out of it make doctor Wiley laugh at my jokes.
Speaker 1: Success rate so far is zero, which is outrageous given
Speaker 1: these golden nuggets of wit from our intake session.
Speaker 8: Do you or have you ever had thoughts about hurting.
Speaker 1: Others just in general or right now?
Speaker 8: Do you have any children?
Speaker 1: I already ate? Thanks?
Speaker 8: Why Damien?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 8: What was the question I asked about your week?
Speaker 1: Right? M M honestly not the greatest.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 1: Thanks. I remember that guy I was telling you about
Speaker 1: last week, Matteo.
Speaker 8: The one who looks like your ex Santy.
Speaker 1: Yes, your honor, that one. Doctor Wiley knows all about Santy,
Speaker 1: just except for the whole he vanished into the night piece.
Speaker 1: As far as Doctor Wiley knows, Santy and I just
Speaker 1: had a bad breakup.
Speaker 8: And how is it going with Matteo?
Speaker 7: Ummmm, I'm a doppel ganger of your missing X.
Speaker 6: Are you shitting me, Damien Teo?
Speaker 7: Oh, and then you have the audacity to act like
Speaker 7: I'm the crazy one for falling for you so fast. Meanwhile,
Speaker 7: you're playing out some fucked up lookalike fantasy? Is that
Speaker 7: why you hit me up? Is that why you hit
Speaker 7: me up in the first place? Because I look like Santy? No? No, nothing,
Speaker 7: you have nothing to add? Okay, well, yeah that's a first.
Speaker 5: Tail.
Speaker 1: What are you doing the same thing Santy did?
Speaker 6: Getting as far away from you as possible?
Speaker 8: Wow, that sounds like it went about as poorly as
Speaker 8: it could have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twas not the best. Still, I get where Mattella's
Speaker 1: coming from, wanting more with someone who just doesn't have
Speaker 1: more to give. I was in his shoes not too
Speaker 1: long ago.
Speaker 8: You would be referring to your relationship with Santy.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, kind of a role reversal when you think
Speaker 1: about it. Back then, I was the one who wanted
Speaker 1: to be official.
Speaker 8: And Santy didn't. I thought Santy was your first time.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're right and you're wrong. The truth is,
Speaker 1: although I told you Santy was the register in which
Speaker 1: I swiped my V card, I haven't been totally fourth. Right,
Speaker 1: there was someone else before Santy. But to really understand
Speaker 1: what happened, we have to go all the way back
Speaker 1: to freshman orientation week, Damian. Uh hey, it's Meg.
Speaker 3: I led the orientation seminary yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I totally went to that, Amien.
Speaker 2: And just don't worry about all this, Okay, I am
Speaker 2: a cool all right, all right?
Speaker 1: Thanks? Uh do you know my roommate Jacko.
Speaker 3: We met last night at the Crustacean Ball.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, the Crustacean Ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Our school mascot is the Crustwick Crustaceans. So the
Speaker 1: Crustacean Ball happens every year during orientation week.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, so it's like homecoming.
Speaker 1: Now, homecoming is homecoming. This is the crustacean ball.
Speaker 3: I okay, go on, So, Dame, what's it like living
Speaker 3: with Jack?
Speaker 1: Uh? Pretty much just like this?
Speaker 3: Oh you're so lucky.
Speaker 2: My roommate developed skaties on her face the second night,
Speaker 2: so I'm making her.
Speaker 3: Sleep in the library to look clears up.
Speaker 2: Oh, Wade over here, Damien.
Speaker 3: This is Wade.
Speaker 2: He and I went to high school together, even dated
Speaker 2: for a second and seventh grade.
Speaker 3: You couldn't get.
Speaker 1: It up though.
Speaker 3: Wade meets Damien. This is his room.
Speaker 5: So man, thanks for letting us Kicky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, No problem, bro, I'm confused.
Speaker 8: So this Wade he was the real person? You lost
Speaker 8: your virginity too? Yeah, but you told me it was Santy.
Speaker 1: I told Santy that too, So.
Speaker 8: You lied to me.
Speaker 1: I didn't not engage in a mild falsehood.
Speaker 8: Yes, do you lie often?
Speaker 1: Wait? I prepared something for this exact situation. Where is it? Okay?
Speaker 1: So you know how in competition reality shows, the host
Speaker 1: is always bringing on special guests, and you know they'll
Speaker 1: make a huge deal, like this week's guest photographers none
Speaker 1: other than the Jeremy Swindon and all, like the models
Speaker 1: will go as if anyone has ever heard of Jeremy Swindon.
Speaker 8: Well, I think I may actually have heard of him.
Speaker 1: What No, I made him up?
Speaker 8: You light again?
Speaker 1: I'm making a point. Mmmmm. So just imagine that moment
Speaker 1: if all the contestants stayed quiet, smiled and nodded, but
Speaker 1: didn't even pretend to know who this Jeremy Swindon is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I suppose that would be a little rude.
Speaker 1: Way rude, riddled with shame. Jeremy Swindon would have gone
Speaker 1: home that night and drunk himself into a stupor, passing
Speaker 1: out with a lit cigarette and burning down the house. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so if you follow that thread, you could logically argue
Speaker 1: that sometimes it's wrong not to stretch the truth. Hm,
Speaker 1: not the enthused response I was gunning for anyway. A
Speaker 1: couple weeks after meeting Wade, I was at the library,
Speaker 1: rushing to meet a deadline for the Barnacle.
Speaker 8: The school paper.
Speaker 1: I presume, right. Oh I must have dozed off.
Speaker 5: Hey, Damien Wade, Jess you.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Meg told me I might find you here.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Uh, what's up?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I almost just had a heart attack for nothing.
Speaker 5: I never see you anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jacko actually got busted for trying to grow
Speaker 1: shrooms in the community garden. So we're easing up on
Speaker 1: the parties. Not even the cool ra was cool enough
Speaker 1: to let that slide.
Speaker 5: Brutal. Oh sorry already to hear that. But we can
Speaker 5: still hang out though, right.
Speaker 8: Did you know Wade liked men before this?
Speaker 1: I barely remembered Wade existed. It made sense, though, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's probably why he couldn't get it up with Megan
Speaker 1: in the seventh grade.
Speaker 8: Okay, did you guys, did you fool around in the
Speaker 8: library that night?
Speaker 1: Wade wanted to, but I declined. I knew this girl
Speaker 1: in high school. His boyfriend went down on her in
Speaker 1: the library, and to this day she can only get
Speaker 1: off if she's surrounded by all thirty two volumes of
Speaker 1: the Encyclopedia Britannica. Which edition, Uh, not sure. Anyway, since
Speaker 1: both our roommates were home, Wade suggested we take a
Speaker 1: walk around the badminton courts instead.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, your turn. What is your biggest dating pet peeve?
Speaker 1: I would have to say useless dating apple bios such
Speaker 1: as like you know of sushi, travel and watching Netflix,
Speaker 1: as if that doesn't describe ninety five percent of the
Speaker 1: California population. And don't say you like to watch Netflix.
Speaker 1: That tells me nothing. Tell me what you watch on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like saying you like using the toaster.
Speaker 5: It's almost as bad as looking for someone to go
Speaker 5: on adventures with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what does that mean? What adventures are? Are
Speaker 1: they referring to sunken pirate treasure?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What is that anyway?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, seeing you tonight was I don't know, a pleasant surprise.
Speaker 1: I guess well after the initial unpleasant surprise.
Speaker 5: I am known at times to be surprisingly pleasant.
Speaker 8: Did that conversation actually happen? That doesn't sound like how
Speaker 8: people talk.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't run in witty enough circles.
Speaker 8: I'll take that into consideration. So was that the night
Speaker 8: you and Wade had sex?
Speaker 1: But we did get to third base on the baseball field.
Speaker 8: When you say third base, are you referring to the
Speaker 8: third base.
Speaker 1: Or uh, just like third base.
Speaker 8: As in the actual physical third base on the you know,
Speaker 8: the baseball diamond.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was definitely physical.
Speaker 8: I don't okay, never mind. Was it a positive experience?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean right up until it wasn't so you can't
Speaker 5: tell anyone about this? Uh huh, I'm not out. So
Speaker 5: you need to keep this completely between the two of us.
Speaker 5: Oh h.
Speaker 1: Totally.
Speaker 5: I'm serious, Damien, no one can know.
Speaker 1: Are you still paying attention? Why do you stop taking notes?
Speaker 8: No, I'm I I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 8: I've just heard this story so many times.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry? Am I boring you? Doctor?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: Of course? Please continue. So you and Wade were the
Speaker 8: overplayed closeted not closeted relationship show. That must have been
Speaker 8: difficult for you.
Speaker 1: It was. I mean, before Wade, the most I'd done
Speaker 1: with the guy was make out. Now suddenly I was
Speaker 1: experiencing all this exhilarating and scary sex stuff, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't talk about it. It became very isolated.
Speaker 3: Damien, grab your shit.
Speaker 2: We are gonna go get a blackout at the froo
Speaker 2: Place again.
Speaker 1: Jesus beg, who let you in my room? Hi? Aren't
Speaker 1: you banned? If I'm going back to the Froyo Place anyway?
Speaker 1: I can't I have a thing tonight? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Meg uh yeah, right, that infamous thing we've heard so
Speaker 2: little about.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, if you're going to keep blowing us off.
Speaker 3: At least be upfront about it.
Speaker 1: I'm not blowing you off. It's David.
Speaker 2: You've been about as fun as a kronoscopy lately without
Speaker 2: the tingling sensation.
Speaker 1: She did not say that, No she didn't, but I
Speaker 1: could tell you were drifting again. Regardless, the point remains,
Speaker 1: the longer Wade and I were intermittently hooking up, the
Speaker 1: further I drifted from my friends.
Speaker 8: Why did you keep seeing him?
Speaker 1: Hm? The question in question. I still wonder that myself.
Speaker 1: I mean, there wasn't even anything about Wade that I
Speaker 1: particularly liked, but it was a new kind of attention
Speaker 1: for me, and I mistook the intimacy for affection. Thankfully,
Speaker 1: the stuff with Wade cooled down once I started seeing
Speaker 1: Santy for a while, but then came the annual Brine
Speaker 1: Shrimp charity luncheon for a degenerative bone disease. I had
Speaker 1: assumed that Santy and I would attend the galap together,
Speaker 1: but when he told me he had other plans, an
Speaker 1: argument ensued. It wasn't a particularly new one, started with
Speaker 1: why can't we make this official? And ended with find Santy,
Speaker 1: if you won't commit to not fucking other people, then
Speaker 1: neither will.
Speaker 8: I was that the end of you and Santy n He.
Speaker 1: Bought me a Costco Truro and we made up like
Speaker 1: two days later, right before I started seeing you. Actually,
Speaker 1: I do stand by how I felt about the situation,
Speaker 1: but I also recognized my reaction was perhaps a little extreme.
Speaker 8: And was said extreme reaction having sex with Wade during
Speaker 8: the two days when you and Santy.
Speaker 1: Were apart yep. Pissed at Santy, I texted Wade for
Speaker 1: the first time in months. I asked if you wanted
Speaker 1: to hang out? That he knew what I meant. He
Speaker 1: eventually replied, putting me on stand by.
Speaker 8: Wade put you on stand by?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was his shorthand for I'll text you
Speaker 1: if I'm able to sneak you into my room without
Speaker 1: anyone seeing us together. Hmm. The hardest part about the
Speaker 1: sworn secrecy was that no body could point out to
Speaker 1: me how Wade was, to put it lightly, the absolute
Speaker 1: fucking worst. No one to call a Wade a spade.
Speaker 5: If you will, calculating joke score, I give up.
Speaker 1: Not even a gosh dang chortle.
Speaker 8: Is that what you focus on during these sessions? Making
Speaker 8: me laugh?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh? Cover blown abort.
Speaker 8: I've noticed how you tune out. Sometimes it's never for long,
Speaker 8: just seconds at a time, as if you're you're thinking
Speaker 8: really hard. I want you to try something for the
Speaker 8: remainder of today's session. Don't think, Okay, just talk to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, good?
Speaker 8: Now, let me ask has anyone ever told you that
Speaker 8: you use humor to avoid uncomfortable situations?
Speaker 1: She did not just say that, are there any centipedes nearby?
Speaker 1: Because my blood is boiling? Yo?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: Fuck? That?
Speaker 8: What you're doing right now? I want you to stop
Speaker 8: the internal monologue. If you have something to say, just
Speaker 8: say it out loud.
Speaker 1: Well I would have if well, I would have said
Speaker 1: it out loud if you had a better sense of humor.
Speaker 8: Doc, Okay, let's continue. So you were on standby for
Speaker 8: a text from Wade that the coast was clear, right.
Speaker 1: Well, Finally, by the mid afternoon I got the text.
Speaker 5: Ow.
Speaker 1: A sorry, zoned out again. I was just thinking about
Speaker 1: that affordable and functional product. Anyway. Finally I get the
Speaker 1: text from Wade. What was this message?
Speaker 5: You can come over now use the back entrance.
Speaker 8: Wade sounds quite troubled.
Speaker 1: What Wade is trouble? I was the one being troubled.
Speaker 8: Well, it's common for people who display this type of
Speaker 8: behavior to actually be deeply insecure themselves, and they're only
Speaker 8: taking out their insecurities on others.
Speaker 1: I do not subscribe to that philosophy the whole. He's
Speaker 1: only a bully because he's insecure. Line like, Hello, I'm insecure,
Speaker 1: but I don't treat people like barn animals. No, certain
Speaker 1: kids aren't bullies because they're insecure. They're bullies because they
Speaker 1: are rotten. And while we're dishing out hot takes, let
Speaker 1: me just say, all dogs do not go to heaven.
Speaker 8: Do you think Matteo would agree?
Speaker 1: Probably? He says drug sniffing dogs are class traders.
Speaker 8: Do you think Matteo would agree that you never hurt
Speaker 8: people out of an avoidance to address your own insecurities?
Speaker 1: I mean do I? Well, what's your point?
Speaker 8: There must have been a reason Wade didn't feel comfortable
Speaker 8: coming out, and just like you, those anxieties drove him
Speaker 8: to act poorly.
Speaker 1: Wade is not just like me, and that's such a
Speaker 1: double standard. I mean, why is it okay for Wade
Speaker 1: to be a dick to avoid uncomfortable topics? But I'm
Speaker 1: getting spit roasted for making a couple of harmless jokes.
Speaker 1: You know what, don't answer that. I just want to
Speaker 1: finish the story. It's me, Damien.
Speaker 5: Hey, come in.
Speaker 1: Thanks. So are your roommates at the luncheon?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Cool? Your hands are shaking?
Speaker 1: Are they sorry? I'm just a little nervous. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I brought my vapor.
Speaker 5: Yeah. We should really get on with it. The guys
Speaker 5: are gonna notice if I'm not back soon.
Speaker 1: Right, Sorry? Yeah? Sorry? So have you ever done it with?
Speaker 1: The word virgin is so antiquated? Like am I being
Speaker 1: sacrificed into a volcano to reawaken the ancient ones?
Speaker 5: I can't speak to that, but I have fucked for
Speaker 5: the first time before.
Speaker 1: Oh splendid anything I should know?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Damnien, stop talking? Why back.
Speaker 1: Eighteen minutes? I checked the clock when I got there.
Speaker 1: I was in and out of his room in eighteen minutes.
Speaker 5: Here puncheon's almost over. My friends are expecting me back.
Speaker 9: So oh oh yeah, right, yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I'll yeah, I'll get.
Speaker 5: Ready. Whoa, Damien, are you crying? No? Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 5: let's bounce. I'll text you when I'm free.
Speaker 8: That sounds like a are you disappointing.
Speaker 1: First time, disappointing in myself. Yes, I'm not wired to
Speaker 1: hold my tongue when someone cheats me that way. So
Speaker 1: I didn't Wade.
Speaker 2: Damien Meg, Hey, why do you look so guilty right now?
Speaker 2: Were you just smoking pot in the dorms?
Speaker 1: Kidding?
Speaker 3: That's totally fine. I'm a cool all right?
Speaker 1: Remember?
Speaker 5: Oh good, I forget and yeah, we were just pre
Speaker 5: gaming the Brian Trim Charity luncheon. I ran out of week,
Speaker 5: so Damien brought over his vape, right, Damien, Damien, I
Speaker 5: said we were just vaping.
Speaker 1: Right, you were high, Wade, You never fucked me sober?
Speaker 8: You outed him?
Speaker 1: Oh now she's paying attention. Eh, don't make me feel bad.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to take a neutral tone about everything.
Speaker 8: You outed him. That's a very serious thing to do.
Speaker 1: I know, and I wasn't planning on it. It was
Speaker 1: just just hurt and embarrassed.
Speaker 8: Have you and Wade spoken since then?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I generally avoid him at all costs.
Speaker 8: So there's been no apology from who? From you?
Speaker 1: Negative?
Speaker 8: Are you sorry?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry about how it all went down.
Speaker 1: I acknowledge that I broke a colden rule.
Speaker 8: But are you sorry for outing him.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's the thing about him. Look, Wade finally
Speaker 1: came out this year, and he's doing swimmingly like talk
Speaker 1: about adapting.
Speaker 8: Well, so you feel like that means you don't owe
Speaker 8: him an apology?
Speaker 1: No, but it means I'm less inclined to give him one.
Speaker 1: I mean, my God, is annoying. He's so woke now
Speaker 1: ever since coming out, his social media is all about
Speaker 1: LGBTQ activism and gay rights legislation and kidneys for starving
Speaker 1: k orphans.
Speaker 8: And this is bad.
Speaker 1: It's annoying. I spent a semester feeling like the little
Speaker 1: shit about myself and my sexuality because of his unaddressed bullshit.
Speaker 1: But now he gets to be celebrated for his wokenness. Well,
Speaker 1: I still feel well.
Speaker 8: On the bright side, it sounds like your virgin sacrifice
Speaker 8: placated the ancient ones.
Speaker 1: What's that? Did you just make a joke?
Speaker 8: Looks like that's all the time we have today. I'll
Speaker 8: see you next week. Try to consider what I said
Speaker 8: burying the hatchet, I mean truly making amends. It can
Speaker 8: alleviate you of weight you'd forgotten you.
Speaker 1: Carrie, right, Thanks Doctor Wiley TV's playing Cuckoo's nest today.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What is going on? Oh?
Speaker 8: And Damien, you can think now?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Back in business, neural pathways are up and running. Come on,
Speaker 1: weren't there any spicy hot takes I wanted to dish
Speaker 1: back there?
Speaker 8: Burying the hatchet, I mean, truly making amends. It can
Speaker 8: alleviate you of weight.
Speaker 1: You'd forgotten your Carrien ough, Oh god no, not that.
Speaker 1: Doctor Wiley's advice is never supposed to leave the threshold
Speaker 1: of this office. You can't bring that shit home with you.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I know she's right. The way she
Speaker 1: talks about truly making amends. It's like it's like that
Speaker 1: mccade centipede I saw on nat Geo. I have all
Speaker 1: these centipede in my life, like Wade and Matteo, and
Speaker 1: I don't deal with them properly, so they keep coming
Speaker 1: back in droves, causing deeper cuts and bigger blow ups.
Speaker 1: But if I really want to be happy or happier,
Speaker 1: I can't keep stomping on their problems. No, I've got
Speaker 1: to boil the centipede once and for all. Ah Shit
Speaker 1: Bug written and directed by Noah Feinberg. That's me. Sound
Speaker 1: design and score by Jeremiah Zimmerman, starring Noah Feinberg. That's
Speaker 1: Me as Damien, Ray, Santiago as Santy and Matteo, Nico
Speaker 1: Greatham as Wade, Augustus Prue as Elias, Scott Evans as
Speaker 1: Big Tough, Jeffrey Self as bell Boy, Tina Majorino as
Speaker 1: Doctor Wiley, Obi A Bailey as p and Peter Gabrielle
Speaker 1: Ruiz as Joma, Sadie Dickinson as Meg. Additional voices by
Speaker 1: Megan Taylor, Harvey, Susan C. Bennett, Verona, blue Mark Bramhall,
Speaker 1: Bryan Daniel Porter, Chris Dicky, Aaron Kocher, Christopher Corbin, Kith
Speaker 1: Danden Wavel, and Rhys Griffman. Opening theme by Alex Yoder,
Speaker 1: Casting director Sonny Bowling and Meg Mormon. Executive producers from iHeart,
Speaker 1: Trevor Young and Matt Frederick. Executive producers from Blumbhouse, Chris
Speaker 1: Sticky and Noah Feinberg. That's Me. Executive producers from Mber
Speaker 1: twenty David Wwaits and Jimmy Jellina. Supervising producer Rachel Foley,
Speaker 1: Editor Noah Feinberg. That's Me,