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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. I could have invented anything,

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Speaker 1: I would have invented belly buttons because I like belly buttons.

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Speaker 1: Why that's text message. We just got to end at

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Big belly button fan out there. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they would have invented belly buttons. That is today's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet question. Welcome to Ridiculous Internet Questions on the Jebil Show.

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Speaker 1: It's the most exciting game show the world has ever seen.

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Speaker 1: It's not a game show at all. Actually, we just

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Speaker 1: find a trending topic on the Internet and then ask

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Speaker 1: you the same question and you get to weigh in

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Speaker 1: and be a contestant on Ridiculous Internet questions. So call

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Speaker 1: us up eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. That number again one more time is eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one. Also text

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Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question

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Speaker 1: is if you could have invented anything that exists today,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? And why? Belly buttons has already

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Speaker 1: been taken, So you got to choose something else. I

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Speaker 1: was my bill. Would you invent something other than belly buttons? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is a mail? Is this the jew Bowl Show.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is Bill. Oh, I listened to your show

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Speaker 1: quiet frequently, thank you, sir. Yeah. I do a lot

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Speaker 1: of trips and all that. Okay, I was trying to

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Speaker 1: I was gonna invent a toilet seat in my back car,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't cast out the rest stop. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would love that, and I think they do have

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Speaker 1: something like that, So you would have invented that, but

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Speaker 1: not all. Yeah, but why don't you stop? I don't

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Speaker 1: want to stop. I don't want to stop at those

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Speaker 1: damn rest stop there dirty, they're n asking. I'd just

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Speaker 1: do it my back to my car and then to

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Speaker 1: be on my way. I have to worry about stopping somewhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've done a little bit of research in this field

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Speaker 1: because I have to peel all the time, right, Like

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Speaker 1: I have a very very tiny little week bladder, and

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Speaker 1: so I have to peel all the time. So road

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Speaker 1: trips for me are very annoying for other people and

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Speaker 1: for myself because I have to pull over every five seconds, right,

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Speaker 1: And I also drink a ton of water, so I

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Speaker 1: don't stop drinking water when I should so that I

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Speaker 1: can drive a little longer. And they do make devices

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Speaker 1: that you can wear that you can put on. It's

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Speaker 1: kind of like a Cameter type thing. So you don't

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Speaker 1: have to stop Christian to answer your question. You can

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Speaker 1: just drive and go at the same time. Also, that's

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Speaker 1: what gatorade bottles are for too. By the way, Gatorade bottles,

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Speaker 1: if you do have to go to the bathroom in

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Speaker 1: a Gatorade bottle, get rid of it. Yeah, throw it

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Speaker 1: out of your car because you might one time be

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Speaker 1: on a date and it's like I'm thirst and then

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Speaker 1: you're like, no, get that out of your ham Now

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Speaker 1: that's happened to me before. Smacked it out of the

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I appeede in that the other day, So

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Speaker 1: don't drink that. You could invented anything that exists today,

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Speaker 1: what would it be and why, Victoria? Sorry, I would

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Speaker 1: have probably invented like Instagram or a camera, because think

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Speaker 1: how far we've come, Like the very first camera that

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Speaker 1: was ever invented, there's video cameras. Now there's regular cameras,

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Speaker 1: there's like DSLR cameras. So what would your reason be

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Speaker 1: for wanting to invent cameras well? Because we've come so far.

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Speaker 1: I don't in the credit Bennett, if you could have

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Speaker 1: invented anything that exists today, what would it be A one?

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Speaker 1: I would invent the Illuminati for so many reasons. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I want to know everything. I just want to

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Speaker 1: know all of the little secrets. And I also want

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Speaker 1: to be jay Z and Beyonce's boss, like I want

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Speaker 1: to let them know what they have to do. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a good one, right, And then I wouldn't know

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Speaker 1: who to talk to because I've been campaigning for a

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Speaker 1: while now. But if you been invented the Illuminati, I

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Speaker 1: could just be like, Hey, Bennett, can I join your

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Speaker 1: high Let's go in the world. Call us say to

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Speaker 1: day three or three, one of six, one text in four,

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Speaker 1: one or six one of ridiculous Internet questions. And today's

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Speaker 1: question is if you could have invented anything that exists today,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? And why? Christian Grace. Now, if

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Speaker 1: I could invent anything that exists today, it would be

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Speaker 1: scams because she developed it about three or four years

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Speaker 1: ago and it already has a value of three billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: She is in stores all over the world. She has

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Speaker 1: had collaborations with people like with companies like Findi, which

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Speaker 1: is insane. She designed the official undergarments for all the

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Speaker 1: Olympians like when they were competing, which is huge sheet,

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Speaker 1: very impressive. What it exactly is Skims. It's in like

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Speaker 1: a shapewear company. So they started as like bras and

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Speaker 1: like panties for like women, and now it's just all

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Speaker 1: kinds of stuff like from roads to like dresses to

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Speaker 1: a lot of like shapewear type of things. And they

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Speaker 1: do have the Boyfriend Collection, I will say, which is

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Speaker 1: making sex stuff. If you ever catch me wearing a

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Speaker 1: plain black, white or gray T shirt is from Skims

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Speaker 1: in collection. And I always wear Skims underwear every day.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, calls three four three one six one text

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Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you could invent anything

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Speaker 1: that exists today, what would it be? And why somebody

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Speaker 1: takes it in velcrow. Oh that's a good one. Someone

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Speaker 1: else said they would invent the sticky note. Oh Michelle, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that movie. Somebody texts it in at four six one

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Speaker 1: said Rome and Michelle's high school renad that movie. They

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Speaker 1: said that they invented Facebook because of sticky notes. There

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Speaker 1: because I said I would invent Facebook because I would

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Speaker 1: want all the money that Facebook has got. Text in

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Speaker 1: formna six one calls up eighty eight three four three

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Speaker 1: on a six one. If you could invent anything that

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Speaker 1: exists today, what would it be? And why your phone

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Speaker 1: prank is coming up? And just so you know, I

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Speaker 1: did invent the phone prank. Yeah you did. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: the first one to ever do it, especially on the radio. Ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: it has not been around for fifty years on the radio.

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Speaker 1: And I just caught on when I came on a

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Speaker 1: history shape shifter over here. I invented the phone prank,

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Speaker 1: the prank actually, yeah, jokes. I invented the whole prank.

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Speaker 1: I invented jokes and pranks. That's what I did at

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Speaker 1: all of it. And stand up. Yeah. Then Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand