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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trendatory

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Speaker 1: Capitalism courtesy Johnny Davis and Capitalism. Yeah, a great duo

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Speaker 1: when when you get those two together, blacked out world

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Speaker 1: predator capitalism match made in hell. Well, I'm Jack right

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Speaker 1: over there. Well that is Miles And these are some

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Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: So there's a report that record labels are forcing megapop

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Speaker 1: stars to make viral TikTok Like is it in their contract?

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Speaker 1: What's what's happened? Gunpoint? I guess Wait, wait backy, did

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Speaker 1: you put what happened here? I did put this in

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Speaker 1: because I had been noticing a trending on TikTok and

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Speaker 1: then I saw st Hoax picked it up, which means

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Speaker 1: it's gained a lot of traction when I see things

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Speaker 1: moved from TikTok to Instagram or Twitter or whatever. But

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Speaker 1: essentially a lot of these mega stars, like there's been

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Speaker 1: a lot of like music industry plant conversation on TikTok

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Speaker 1: with like these kind of micro I don't know songwriters

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Speaker 1: who were like I, have you ever been down in

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Speaker 1: the dumps and your boyfriend broke up with you? And

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Speaker 1: your car broke down, Well, I wrote a little song

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Speaker 1: about that and then I love and then it becomes

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Speaker 1: like a viral TikTok sound, right, And so that has

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Speaker 1: been very common marketing lately. Right, but lately the big

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Speaker 1: like music stars like Charlie x X, like Forms the Machine,

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Speaker 1: like Halsey, like people who definitely don't need TikTok from

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Speaker 1: their labels to be selling music that are being told

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Speaker 1: that they have to make viral TikTok so they can't

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Speaker 1: release certain songs or whatever. At least that is what

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Speaker 1: they're alleging from these posts they've been putting on TikTok

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Speaker 1: like oh if I don't even like um Twigs posted

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Speaker 1: something like many big, big stars, big labels are like

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Speaker 1: being forced to make these TikTok's, and so they're making

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Speaker 1: these like very I don't know if I would call

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Speaker 1: it ironic TikTok's, but very like. It feels very meta

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Speaker 1: marketing to be like, I hate my label right now

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Speaker 1: for making me make this viral take. Oh that's the

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Speaker 1: subtext I think. I mean, that is kind of like

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Speaker 1: what a lot of the conversation on TikTok's become from,

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Speaker 1: like other people who are like stitching these very famous

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Speaker 1: artists TikTok's complaining about having to make these things for

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Speaker 1: their songs to go viral. They're like, is this meta marketing?

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Speaker 1: Because like now we're like listening to the song and

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Speaker 1: streaming it so that you can release it because you

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Speaker 1: don't want to make this TikTok about it, and we're

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Speaker 1: supposed to feel bad for you, like artists who sell million,

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Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of records who are very famous artists, Like,

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Speaker 1: is this like the new marketing? It's very odd because

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Speaker 1: like one of one of the most talked about things

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Speaker 1: talk about in public, but behind clothes door is one

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Speaker 1: of the most talked about things is the imagined video

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Speaker 1: and like how to not become the imagined video of

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Speaker 1: whatever you're trying to do online. Um, so that's interesting

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Speaker 1: that they're like, okay, so we do it, but we're

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Speaker 1: like this fucking sucks, right a dance craze. I guess

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Speaker 1: if you like it? I hate it. I hate this

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Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah. Awkward and like weird because it's like

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Speaker 1: as like TikTok is kind of for the under like

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Speaker 1: underdog going viral type of vibes. So to have these

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Speaker 1: like very big artists with very expensive marketing teams doing

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Speaker 1: this metal marketing is not coming off well, I think

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Speaker 1: to a lot of the TikTok viewing audience, right right right, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like even when you say like people like Twigs and

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Speaker 1: like those other artists, I'm like, they don't sound they

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Speaker 1: don't to me. They don't strike me as a kind

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Speaker 1: of artist that you see doing like sort of heavy

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Speaker 1: handed like branded posts or posts that the labels like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you really gotta do this. And maybe in that sense

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Speaker 1: the perceived like lack of enthusiasm is people been like, man,

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Speaker 1: what the funk am I doing this? And they're really

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Speaker 1: like this fine, like because they could be like Adele,

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Speaker 1: which is like what the link I posted in the

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Speaker 1: doc was showing. It was like Adele has been on

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Speaker 1: multiple interviews being like I am not going to do

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Speaker 1: with TikTok. Like my audience is not on TikTok. My

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Speaker 1: audience is millennial women who have been through it with me.

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Speaker 1: I'm singing to them. I'm not seeing to the fourteen

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Speaker 1: year olds on TikTok. So you know that is productive

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Speaker 1: and your audience could be on TikTok adele, but it's

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Speaker 1: not because you're not even trying. Um, that's wild. Uh wait,

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Speaker 1: we've referenced Twigs twice. Did Twigs drop the FK is?

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Speaker 1: Where is that a different? I mean the handles still? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been she's been dropped that. I'm just like back

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Speaker 1: in the well. No, I think because like people are

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Speaker 1: realizing that fay men like formerly known as twigs. So

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Speaker 1: She's like, my name isn't fka twigs, Like, it's Twigs

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Speaker 1: formbly known as twigs. So data Um okay, I just

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Speaker 1: refer to Twigs the next time. Yeah, alright, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about Mike Pence. Uh. He has said he is open

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Speaker 1: to running in uh, which is the equivalent of me

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Speaker 1: saying when I'm starving, I am open to eating taco Bell.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'm I'm really devouring taco bell, and I

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Speaker 1: have only wanted taco bell for my entire life and

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Speaker 1: nothing else. Every fiber, every cell of my being is

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Speaker 1: vibrating to the frequency of taco bell. Um, that's that's all.

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Speaker 1: The student is a boy that was like put together

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Speaker 1: by itself to run for president, Like that's all he's

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Speaker 1: ever wanted to do. Yeah, you know, they he said

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Speaker 1: he's open, you know, to running and that wherever we're

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Speaker 1: called will go. Uh and and I'm sure like right now,

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Speaker 1: especially with Georgia and him being like I think Brian

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Speaker 1: Kemp will win, who very much looks like the odds

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Speaker 1: on favorite percentage points the day before I'm gonna win. Yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: but he's been saying that since the beginning, and I

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Speaker 1: think even from then, we're like, oh, interesting, So they've

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Speaker 1: they've each got their little horse in the race. But

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Speaker 1: then immediately, like Trump spokespeople were like, he's he's desperate

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Speaker 1: and trying to regain relevance, like literally Donald Trump said that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember, like the Trump has said before that like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: none of them would none of them would run if

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Speaker 1: I decided to run. They wouldn't run against me. They

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Speaker 1: owe everything to me. Um. Yeah, So he has just

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Speaker 1: a literal egomaniacs unrealistic view of the world and his

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Speaker 1: place in it. But I do think they're all going

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Speaker 1: to get rinsed by him if he decides to. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know already like the Mago twitters, like, what's he

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Speaker 1: trying to do? He's nothing without Trump? Uh my mind.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, who votes for Mike Pence? Like in that

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Speaker 1: binary if it if it came down to Trump or Pence,

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Speaker 1: who is who is? It is? The um op ed

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Speaker 1: writing community, the writers of op eds are like, well,

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Speaker 1: what about Pence? He's kind of compelling. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: he's just like interesting too. The same people who were

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Speaker 1: one thing he is good at is licking a boot.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why for all the people who are like,

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Speaker 1: oh here we go, I'm like, that's a really good

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Speaker 1: impression of movement. Shut the funk up. This man had

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Speaker 1: no spirit or fortitude. He sat in that room. I

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Speaker 1: just remember that that showdown over the government shutting down

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Speaker 1: with Pelosi and Schumer, and he tried to astrally project

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Speaker 1: himself out of that room. He didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he's gonna Oh I hear Pence my

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Speaker 1: throes hat in the ring, you better watch out. Huh,

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Speaker 1: this man ain't gonna do ship. I mean he'll just

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Speaker 1: slow Trump down a little bit. But let's be real, like,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen Mike Pence stand up for ship unless

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Speaker 1: he want to tear down the film mulan. This would

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Speaker 1: be interesting if he had ever given a confirmational sign

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Speaker 1: of life that like he had eventually been granted his

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Speaker 1: wish to be a real boy, and that he had

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Speaker 1: a soul in there, because then it might be interesting

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Speaker 1: if he was like, yo, I know where the bodies

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Speaker 1: are buried, Like I I will just like start releasing

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Speaker 1: the nastiest ship from like my time inside the White House,

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Speaker 1: like with this motherfucker. But he does not have the

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Speaker 1: fortitude or constitution to do that. Well, who knows that

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Speaker 1: he's so spineless. Who knows if his advice like you

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Speaker 1: gotta come out with something hot, like you gotta take

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Speaker 1: you gotta send a shot across the bow, but only

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Speaker 1: for which like the backlash and other Republicans are probably

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Speaker 1: send him just running back to his Heidi hole and

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Speaker 1: he'll be like, I don't know about that I didn't

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Speaker 1: like that, so I'm not counting on much. But good luck.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna get absolutely destroyed by drump um.

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Speaker 1: But hey, you know sometimes blood or something, you know, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: It may be like he may know him better. He's like,

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Speaker 1: all I need is one shot right in the nose,

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Speaker 1: and he's not, that's your chance to blow only get

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Speaker 1: one shot. Oh he's listening to that ship like Sensis

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Speaker 1: and every fucking day. Oh my god, Mom Spaghetti, he's nervous,

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Speaker 1: and Mom Spaghetti would be mother his wife. Doesn't he

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Speaker 1: call his wife, who's a literal Karen. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: all works out to the letter of the law. Please,

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Speaker 1: knee's weak arms are heavy. There's flies on his head already,

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Speaker 1: Mom Spaghetti. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll

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Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. And Morgan Freeman, his

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Speaker 1: name is Oh, what do you do? He's on the

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Speaker 1: Naughty list of band Americans who cannot enter Russia. I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's like a huge list of a ton of people,

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Speaker 1: including Biden and Kamala and things like that. But for

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Speaker 1: whatever reason, you know, Morgan Freeman is on there. I'd

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Speaker 1: imagine it's because he probably actually said something, you know,

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Speaker 1: But notably Donald Trump, He's he got to open him.

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Speaker 1: He's not on that list. So wow, yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they just forgot him. The former president is Obama

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Speaker 1: on there? I wonder, I'm sure. I mean they also

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Speaker 1: someone said that like John McCain might even be on

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Speaker 1: that list. It's like they got updated their files. But

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Speaker 1: they got a lot going on over there, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they got a lot of tables right now. So I

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Speaker 1: give me a break, man, Yeah, um, all right, well

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Speaker 1: I have aspired one day beyond that list. That's that's

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Speaker 1: like better than having on Jack. People are on the

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Speaker 1: Hollywood don't give a shit about podcasters. Man, Oh well

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Speaker 1: one day, you know, one day, one day, yep, one day,

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Speaker 1: we'll have our moment. It's like you're talking to Lenny

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Speaker 1: George and Lenny and yeah yeah sure Jack, one day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, podcasting can be huge. Tell me about being

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Speaker 1: banned from Russia, Miles, tell me about that. Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: right here, why don't you look off in the distance

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Speaker 1: over there, Jack, right off, turnaround for a second. Click click, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Putin's gonna ban us one day, Jack just gonna hurt

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Speaker 1: picture now or two or whatever. Uh state logos there trending.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This is just an image of all

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Speaker 1: the state logos with all their uh fonts that I've

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Speaker 1: seen a lot of people commenting on any standouts. I've

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Speaker 1: seen people talk about Arkansas going or sorry, Mississippi going

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Speaker 1: particularly hard. Oh yeah, I love the s is curling

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Speaker 1: into each other. I love that it evokes being shackled

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Speaker 1: going for. Idaho is just a small like Idaho in

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