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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today subject

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Speaker 1: do I choose my man or my friends? Right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for his nep Junior Shirley called me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: me and Rachel go to lunch every day at work.

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Speaker 1: Me and Rachel go to lunch. Why do her husband

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Speaker 1: have to call? Why we at lunch? I don't understand

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Speaker 1: that lunch time date is what this seals? Let me

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Speaker 1: call her husband Alan and asking why are you bothering us?

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Speaker 1: Why we at lunch? What? What? What do you won't

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Speaker 1: though out here? Just walking around? Do not disturbs? I

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Speaker 1: absolutely str nephew. I can't believe it. If Rachel and

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Speaker 1: I are having lunch? What does Alan woon? What do

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Speaker 1: you fool? Yes, it's every day though you every day

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Speaker 1: you call it? Hellove, Hey, I'm trying to speak to

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Speaker 1: uh touch speak to Alan? It is Alan? Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo?

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Speaker 1: This Derek Man? It took us out, bro. You are

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Speaker 1: Rachel's Rachel's husband, right? Yeah? Yeah? Something wrong? No? No no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no, I work at this Like I

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Speaker 1: said this Derek. Now I work with your wife, Rachel. Right,

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Speaker 1: you used you're supervisor or something. I mean you just

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Speaker 1: just about work something. I mean she's doing a good

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Speaker 1: job and everything she ain't but no, no, no, everything

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Speaker 1: is straight, man. Ain't nothing wrong with your job. Everything

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Speaker 1: is cool at the job. This this right here, man

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Speaker 1: is like what I know? This man? And if you know,

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Speaker 1: it just seems like every single day, you know, why

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Speaker 1: she's on her lunch break. It seems like you know,

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Speaker 1: you would call and and and uh and then blocked

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Speaker 1: off the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually,

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Speaker 1: you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to conquer,

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Speaker 1: right with you. It just seems like you just cut

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Speaker 1: in on all the time that I have that I

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Speaker 1: had with her. What whoa whoa whoa whoa hold hold

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Speaker 1: hold up on me, hold up, hold up, broke way

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Speaker 1: you what are you doing at lunch with my lady sons?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, we're just we're just spending time,

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Speaker 1: you know, doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude.

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Speaker 1: You know that rude? Rude you you Okay, first of all,

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Speaker 1: that's my lady, Okay, I can call her whenever the

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Speaker 1: I feel like calling. Now, that's what I pay for them,

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Speaker 1: phone bill. I bought that iPhone I could get called whenever. Please.

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Speaker 1: All right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with

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Speaker 1: a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to be at work. No, we are at work.

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Speaker 1: We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You know,

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Speaker 1: it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: in front of hull. You know, we're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: having lunch together, and she's talking to you the whole

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Speaker 1: Uh but what's what's your name begetting my name there?

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Speaker 1: Derek there? All right? There? You work at the same building. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: you you would work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here at the job and you'll work in the

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Speaker 1: same flow. I can't come and see you. You You came

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Speaker 1: by the jump off way way different for you. Straight up? Okay, son,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, What is the big deal? Understand? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not like you don't see her. You're look like

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Speaker 1: you don't see her when she gets home, you know.

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Speaker 1: So why is this so important that you waste the

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Speaker 1: whole hour of lush and holding up and ain't wasted anyway,

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Speaker 1: waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go out and get and then you

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Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about sitting up in front of me. Lady,

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Speaker 1: that's my wife. I walked down the hour with that.

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Speaker 1: We got kids, we got a house. We take here

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Speaker 1: that he helped me hold it down. On this you

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Speaker 1: you you ain't you know it's like you you don't

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Speaker 1: ever want to come in and do so. They got

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Speaker 1: always want to come into somebody else wife, And why

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Speaker 1: why don't you do this? Take take take this advice

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Speaker 1: and see what it works. Have works for you. Go

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Speaker 1: to Louve Church Library, grocery so whatever, the findal Jack

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Speaker 1: and you get you a chick. You gave her for

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Speaker 1: a minute, you called her for a minute. You romance

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Speaker 1: up for men. That's what real men do. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what I did. That's how I

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Speaker 1: got my my Rachel. That'stuff. That's my heart. You're trying

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Speaker 1: to sit up there in front of lunch with us

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Speaker 1: every day for the past year. I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 1: bro It may not be today, it may not get

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Speaker 1: the mark, but soon soon you're gonna see me me.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have none of this phone conversation, just gonna

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Speaker 1: be a face to face through all I'm saying, man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. All

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come

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Speaker 1: between y'all. I'm just saying, it's every day you call it, man,

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Speaker 1: what do you want life to post? To talk to

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Speaker 1: every guy day? That's what a real dude. You know

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Speaker 1: most about that because you was You ain't no real

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Speaker 1: all you know about it trying to highlight something treat

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Speaker 1: You don't know what it is to put in work

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Speaker 1: like a real man dude, to actually hold down a home,

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Speaker 1: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kicking, fixing the

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Speaker 1: y'all see fences and you don't know nothing about that.

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Speaker 1: All you know about it. You know, wife can't even

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Speaker 1: go to work without like you, trying to step ahead.

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Speaker 1: And I don't mean no guy because but that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Like I promise you, I wonna be there. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what this is, how this is gonna go.

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Speaker 1: It may not be the knight. But it's definitely not

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Speaker 1: gonna go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you, and I can't.

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Speaker 1: What's what's your side? Heard me? I would come see

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Speaker 1: you by tomorrow? Son, I mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?

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Speaker 1: My name is there? Yeah, you don't always want to

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Speaker 1: keep from smiling face in my wife's face. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do Rachel when I see it. He can. Please believe that.

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Speaker 1: Please believe that. Talked to about a little friend at

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Speaker 1: lunch and like the hell getting my nup anyway, I

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Speaker 1: got still know how to rate your phone. But that's

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Speaker 1: besides this morning my worst y'all. Ain't that cool? I don't.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of no dance before the damn

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Speaker 1: what's udden you're calling me talking about you? Was at

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Speaker 1: lunch every day with wife and you know it's a

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Speaker 1: friendly runch date. This word it is. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how you just do friendly? I know about all that.

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Speaker 1: You ain't fuelling me. You got know like you who

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Speaker 1: pray on very women all the time because they like you.

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Speaker 1: But that's like I said, it's gonna change. Promise you

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Speaker 1: okay does Here's here's what you don't know. What you

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Speaker 1: all know is is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up

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Speaker 1: on the morning me. Commy Tommy, Tommy, Tommy is always

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Speaker 1: pushing up on her. Tommy one, you need to be

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Speaker 1: worried about you left Tommy Who who Tommy dog dog

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Speaker 1: dog nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harpard Morning Show. Your wife Rachel

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Speaker 1: got me to pray phone call you ove y'all? Did

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Speaker 1: this mean many? I should have come down? I am

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Speaker 1: now well you know I think I'm burn that building down.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know tom This my prediction. Somebody gonna

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Speaker 1: you up for real, y'all. You just played to man,

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Speaker 1: y'all tripping a man? Take it off. You gotta tell

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Speaker 1: me this man, what is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the lane? Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, don't

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Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. Yeah, everywhere, can just be everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Tea franking, baby franking for business, baby pranking for business.

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Speaker 1: I do have a few numbers that I want from

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Speaker 1: you on that I feel like really would take me

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Speaker 1: to the next level. Be careful, go ahead, Magic Johnson,

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Speaker 1: that's one good. Yeah, I'm not giving nobody Dad, it's

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Speaker 1: for the show, Steve. It would be fun for the team. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for the team. Oh no, no, no, no, no no no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving you nobody's number, Dog nobody. You know.

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Speaker 1: Once they find out there, but it's Tommy, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be all love back back. They'll be mad during the

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Speaker 1: prank for sure. Floyd Maywell money money now, you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to record nothing. You can get talked too,

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Speaker 1: so bad boy. He should break his uncle, is it?

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Speaker 1: Jay z Oh? I don't. I don't really know. No,

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Speaker 1: he's not the type that golf. But the people around

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Speaker 1: here like, no, you need fifty cents. That's who you

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Speaker 1: need to prank. All right, thank you, nephew. Listen up

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Speaker 1: next it is the Strawberry Letters, subject do I choose

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Speaker 1: my man or my friends. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this