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Speaker 1: Everyway The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny g Radio.
Speaker 1: It is Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. This is a big day
Speaker 1: because it's another Sunday. We can x off the calendar.
Speaker 1: We're a Sunday closer to the return of the NFL
Speaker 1: all those silly season. This is a good time for
Speaker 1: sports radio. The last week has been pretty good for
Speaker 1: all kinds of innuendo, chatter, jibber jabber, all the back
Speaker 1: fence talk and all that. So it's been it's been
Speaker 1: pretty good for those of us to do this for
Speaker 1: a living and talk about football. So it's been fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was laughing my ass off because I heard
Speaker 3: a promo run on our network the other day where
Speaker 3: you were basically calling Justin Fields a bum.
Speaker 1: The guys A bum. The guys a bum. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. But that said, like you look
Speaker 1: at some of the rumors and what's been going around
Speaker 1: and all that. But like certain teams Justin Fields could
Speaker 1: end up with where he would actually be an upgrade.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's particularly good. I know he's
Speaker 1: a gambler. It's hard to trust Justin Fields. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: been in the FL four.
Speaker 3: What I think your quote was, he's good for one
Speaker 3: or two highlights a game.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well he's the perfect TikTok quarterback because if
Speaker 1: you look at just a couple of highlights on TikTok,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, man, dude, this guy's amazing. Why would
Speaker 1: this is the greatest quarterback of all time? Why doesn't
Speaker 1: every team try to get Justin Fields? Hell, the Chiefs
Speaker 1: should trade Mahomes to get Justin Fields. He's that good.
Speaker 1: But then you watch an entire game and you watch
Speaker 1: him get sacked way too many times and fumble here
Speaker 1: and throw an interception there, and yeah, it's a bit
Speaker 1: of a problem. Now. You did leave a cliffhanger at
Speaker 1: the end of yesterday's podcast, Danny, you pointed out that
Speaker 1: you were packing for a trip, but you did not
Speaker 1: and now it's where you are going. You did not
Speaker 1: reveal where you are headed.
Speaker 3: Then you could actually help with the travel plans. Once
Speaker 3: we land, we're gonna have to be very creative with
Speaker 3: our budget, our food budget, because we're not going to
Speaker 3: be able to eat out a lot. We're gonna have
Speaker 3: to make some costco trips during the trip. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna fly tonight to Waikiki. Nice.
Speaker 1: Are you spending your time in Waikiki? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: go to one of the other islands.
Speaker 3: Later in the week, We're going to go to that
Speaker 3: Disney property, Wannie. Yeah, as my wife, she had to
Speaker 3: take like this three hour Disney exam that travel agents
Speaker 3: do and they get a discount on Disney properties once
Speaker 3: they're qualified Disney representatives. Oh yeah, thanks to that little hookup,
Speaker 3: we're able to afford a couple of nights there where
Speaker 3: Baby CoA is gonna be in Disneyland Heaven. Well, that
Speaker 3: is fun.
Speaker 1: I would recommend eating at Costco because you can get
Speaker 1: the old court yeaod court.
Speaker 3: Yes, some beautiful views from the Hawaii costcos.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have not been to the Costco and Waikiki,
Speaker 1: but I know the one in Kawaii is insane.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's so beautiful. We saw that one on
Speaker 3: our honeymoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that place is nuts the col That's the greatest
Speaker 1: Costco view I've ever been at.
Speaker 3: Also, we talked about I mentioned Covino's twelve hour flight. Well,
Speaker 3: this is going to feel like twelve hours to the
Speaker 3: wifey and me because we have a baby on board.
Speaker 3: What's it going to be like with that five hour
Speaker 3: flight in a baby? How are we going to keep
Speaker 3: them entertained? We got those little toys that they've invented
Speaker 3: that have the suction cups on them, so you can
Speaker 3: stick those on the tray in front of you on
Speaker 3: the little window. Different toy and gadgets and gizmos that
Speaker 3: have been on Shark Tank that supposedly will have him entertained.
Speaker 3: But hey, Co's like us been, We're just bigger versions
Speaker 3: of him. Hand him a toy, he's you know, he's
Speaker 3: into it for five minutes, then he throws it down
Speaker 3: and he wants what's next.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's on kid time, and that's the problem.
Speaker 1: That flight to Hawaii, what is it like five hours
Speaker 1: or something like that to fire our flight, but for
Speaker 1: kid time, that's like fifteen hours on kid time. And
Speaker 1: he starts crying, Yeah, you didn't do like a starter flight,
Speaker 1: Like a starter flight would be like the Vegas or
Speaker 1: Phoenix from LA. You're going all in, well, you're going
Speaker 1: all married to Well.
Speaker 3: She books people's flights in their travel every day, so
Speaker 3: she's not gonna start small. She knew, like you know,
Speaker 3: they say to have your kid six months and older
Speaker 3: before you really put him on an airplane. So once
Speaker 3: CoA hit the six month mark, I knew this was
Speaker 3: in our future.
Speaker 1: Well, that'll be good mosten time, I'm jealous. I have
Speaker 1: not been to Hawaii in many years. I've been several times.
Speaker 1: I've not been in a long time, and since before COVID,
Speaker 1: actually a couple of years before COVID, so the years
Speaker 1: of have piled up. But that's my favorite place to visit.
Speaker 3: Just to have that weather and maybe layout, and we're
Speaker 3: both pale right now from a long winter, so and
Speaker 3: to take CoA in the pool. He's had three swimming
Speaker 3: classes so far, so we're ready to dunk him in
Speaker 3: the pool and play in the hotel swimming pool with
Speaker 3: him and have a good time.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna put him in the ocean? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna tell him on the ocean?
Speaker 3: Probably not. Probably he's gonna go off shark food right now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's true.
Speaker 1: You got to go back in a couple of years
Speaker 1: because then you can swim with those giant sea turtles.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I swam with him as an adult, and I thought,
Speaker 1: my god, this is but as a kid, like if
Speaker 1: you're like, you know, when he gets to be eight, nine,
Speaker 1: ten something like that, that's uh, that'll be.
Speaker 3: I would love to bury him in the sand, though
Speaker 3: he wiggles around so much. I'll finally put a straight
Speaker 3: jacket on the kid. You gotta do it.
Speaker 1: He'd probably like burying you more, though I think probably
Speaker 1: it'll be.
Speaker 3: Bury my dead. Well that'll be a few years from now, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that'll be. That'll be coming up.
Speaker 1: Oh how dare you? Hopefully not with sand though maybe
Speaker 1: like dirt, you know, nice wowers? Yeah, caskaway, way.
Speaker 3: To go up beside the jukebox.
Speaker 1: H let's do a little pop goes the culture?
Speaker 3: What do you say? You know?
Speaker 1: A little pop goes the culture?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 3: Why not? What the hell? Jug jug? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Ohio al, I'll just do a few of these, because
Speaker 1: we do have some good messages in the mail bag.
Speaker 1: And here's a headline. Report says that young This actually
Speaker 1: relates to what we've been talking about the last couple
Speaker 1: of days on this podcast. Report says, young people are
Speaker 1: drinking less at concerts. You want to take a guess why, Danny,
Speaker 1: Young people are drinking less at concerts.
Speaker 3: Because of the cost of the alcohol.
Speaker 1: The ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ning. Yes,
Speaker 1: young people cannot afford to drink more. And so this
Speaker 1: is always blows me away. The pricing strategy of places
Speaker 1: at sporting events, at concerts, how they gouge the people
Speaker 1: that go to these things. And I remember a couple
Speaker 1: of years back to the Atlanta Falcons lowered the price
Speaker 1: of food, like across the board. They had all these
Speaker 1: cheap food items at Falcon gives like, wouldn't it make
Speaker 1: sense to lower the You're still making a good margin,
Speaker 1: you're still making your profit, but you're selling more of
Speaker 1: the product whatever you're selling. Wouldn't that make more sense?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not that bright. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're better off just charging a ridiculous amount. I know
Speaker 1: there's that perspective that you're getting something. My wife actually
Speaker 1: falls through this all the time, and we've gotten into
Speaker 1: debates about this, Like to me, I can buy stuff
Speaker 1: at the dollar Store or Walmart and I'm fine, but
Speaker 1: she thinks it's like less quality and I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: the same crap. It's just in a different package at
Speaker 1: Target or one of those other stores.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like people think there's this flaw that people have,
Speaker 1: like they think they're if they're spending more, they're getting
Speaker 1: something better.
Speaker 3: You know, when you're vacationing, I don't know how to
Speaker 3: explain it exactly. I guess you feel a sense of
Speaker 3: euphoria almost like some freedom to where you're not thinking
Speaker 3: about the real world. So you're just spending whatever you
Speaker 3: need to spend. But as soon as the vacation is over,
Speaker 3: then you're like Cinderella back with a pumpkin. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Like, eh, you know, but I'm with you. You know,
Speaker 3: if a drink is that much at a concert, I'm
Speaker 3: drinking water. And if they're trying to jack me for
Speaker 3: eight nine dollars for a water bottle, I'm finding a
Speaker 3: water fountain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if if they have them, of course, the famous exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have those anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, Dodger Stadium, remember they opened it. They didn't have water,
Speaker 1: they didn't have drinking fountains at Dodger State. Yeah, didn't
Speaker 1: they do that at like Disneyland too. I think they
Speaker 1: didn't put I.
Speaker 3: Think I think you're right, that's been a mistake. The
Speaker 3: only place that made a bigger mistake was a Giants
Speaker 3: baseball stadium where they forgot to put a picture's uh
Speaker 3: the bullpen. Yeah, I remember they had to just make
Speaker 3: the dirt on the side, the mound on the side.
Speaker 1: They just used one picture every game and they just
Speaker 1: use the mound to warm up.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, how far along in that process did they
Speaker 3: build before they realized, oh shit, we didn't make a bullpen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember they they squeezed them on. They were
Speaker 1: the last. I think they moved them. Now they redid
Speaker 1: the ballpark, they moved them to the outfield right, But
Speaker 1: then for they were the only team, the last team
Speaker 1: that had bullpens down.
Speaker 3: The foul lines. Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody else has that. What else in popular's culture.
Speaker 1: The happiest city in America. What is the happiest city
Speaker 1: in America? In America? It is in California, but that
Speaker 1: the Golden.
Speaker 3: H Is it like on the border of Orange County
Speaker 3: in San Diego County, like San Clemente.
Speaker 1: No, No, it is actually think up.
Speaker 3: North more like Danville or something like that.
Speaker 1: No, the number one city according to a studied of
Speaker 1: a wallet hub.
Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's where I got just what
Speaker 1: call us exactly? Fremont, California. Fremont, that's not far from Danville. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the number one city.
Speaker 3: Hey, number one?
Speaker 1: Number two Overland Park, Kansas, which is right in the
Speaker 1: Kansas City area. A lot of ballers live there, A
Speaker 1: lot of athletes that play for the Chiefs and the
Speaker 1: Royals live there.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 1: San Jose? Do you know the way to San Jose?
Speaker 1: Number three? Madison, Wisconsin, number one, four, Irvine, California, number five,
Speaker 1: and Honolulu, Hawaii number six. You'll be in Honolulu tonight.
Speaker 1: You'll be hanging out.
Speaker 3: Now. Are you surprised that Santa Anna, California didn't make
Speaker 3: the list?
Speaker 1: I did not see that on the on the list,
Speaker 1: But I am surprised that San Francisco is number seven.
Speaker 1: Considering when I've been to San Francisco recently, it has
Speaker 1: not been particularly nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, happy. I think the tourists area is where there's
Speaker 3: a lot of homeless and crap on the sidewalk and
Speaker 3: all that, But in the neighborhoods where people live, there's
Speaker 3: still some nice blocks throughout that city.
Speaker 1: Some of the other cities on here that I've been to,
Speaker 1: Minneapolis was number thirteen. I liked Minneapolis a lot. I
Speaker 1: like that was a cool city. Minneapolis, Saint Paul pretty cool. Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 3: Been there.
Speaker 1: That's like the Beverly Hills of Phoenix. Where else have
Speaker 1: we been? Been to Portland, Maine. I thought that was
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I would love to visit that state.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty neat, but you got to go further
Speaker 1: up in Maine. It's a very large state. Denny, and
Speaker 1: most of the people that live in port in the
Speaker 1: state of main live in Portland, Maine. But like the
Speaker 1: real main people say, you got to go up north,
Speaker 1: like that's not Maine, that's like just a tourist town.
Speaker 1: But that was on their Bismarck, North Dakota And never
Speaker 1: been there. Lincoln Nebraska was on here, Soue Falls, South Dakota.
Speaker 3: Never been there, Sue Falls. Yeah, Well, what else do
Speaker 3: we have? I think I got a lot.
Speaker 1: Of a male. Well, I saw this car story in
Speaker 1: pop Goes to Culture and now this is something that
Speaker 1: I think would be brilliant and this would destroy all
Speaker 1: those electric cars. Toyota, the people over at Toyota. I
Speaker 1: saw this on a science site that I regularly check out.
Speaker 1: I don't read a lot of stuff on there, but
Speaker 1: I check it out see if anything catches my attention.
Speaker 1: This caught my attention. So the electric car market is
Speaker 1: not doing very well. People are complaining because of the
Speaker 1: battery life, the range, issue use, it's inconvenient, and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Plus if you live in a cold weather city,
Speaker 1: which most people do, it's a problem. The battery doesn't function,
Speaker 1: the car doesn't function as well. So Toyota has a
Speaker 1: insane idea. I love this idea. I would like to
Speaker 1: live long enough to see this happen. I will buy
Speaker 1: one of these cars. So they say they are building
Speaker 1: and testing technology where the cars will have built in
Speaker 1: filters that capture all choked up here carbon dioxide right
Speaker 1: and from the atmosphere you know, as you as you
Speaker 1: drive and a. But it's the way I read it,
Speaker 1: it will actually fuel the car, right, it'll kind of
Speaker 1: fuel the I'm not sure how that would work. Maybe
Speaker 1: I read that wrong, but that if that, if they
Speaker 1: can find a way, there's no way that'll work, right, No,
Speaker 1: that seems impossible, right, Although when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: there were the conspiracy theories that said that you could
Speaker 1: power car on water, but the oil companies did not
Speaker 1: allow the technology. They bought the trademark to the technology,
Speaker 1: so it couldn't get out.
Speaker 3: Well, because of the end of Back to the Future
Speaker 3: and then subsequently Back to the Future too, we thought
Speaker 3: that cars would run on trash remember, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Doc Brown takes the banana peel and stuff out of
Speaker 3: the trash can and puts it into the fusion.
Speaker 1: Shocking that that did not did not actually work in
Speaker 1: real life. It hasn't happened yet. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to the mail bag.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Mail mail, mail, mail mail, Ohio. I'll do your thing, Ohio.
Speaker 3: Al it's all right, thank you for.
Speaker 1: That, Jose writes in from the These are actual letters,
Speaker 1: by the way, by actual listeners who have Most of
Speaker 1: these have come in from the mail email, which is
Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Jose from the nine oh nine
Speaker 1: and so Cal writs and he says, Ben and Danny,
Speaker 1: I've heard you guys say that the podcast should only
Speaker 1: be about a half an hour. What happens to the
Speaker 1: downloads if it goes longer?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why does it matter? Well, Jose, we Dany, I believe
Speaker 1: we've mentioned this multiple times on the podcast, but I
Speaker 1: guess you were not paying attention. Bad job by you,
Speaker 1: and I don't need it affects the downloads. It's just
Speaker 1: people don't listen all the way through, So what's the
Speaker 1: point of doing it? Yeah, I mean, we could do
Speaker 1: three hour, four hour, five hour Joe Rogan style podcast,
Speaker 1: but the information we have is that people listen to
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes. That's it, and even if it's good,
Speaker 1: they listen for thirty minutes and they tune out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I know when a podcast is longer than that,
Speaker 3: I'll hit pause because I'm to my destination thinking, oh,
Speaker 3: I need to finish this later. But there's so many
Speaker 3: times where I don't go back to it. And really,
Speaker 3: all we need for credit is five minutes if you
Speaker 3: download the podcast listened for five minutes, we're money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give us five good minutes, and we're gonna go.
Speaker 1: David Seattle right since says, hey, guys, he has been
Speaker 1: I heard your show this week. Who do you have
Speaker 1: as the favorite between Jed who fled and Dad gummet
Speaker 1: in the battle, Well we're calling it yeah to Danny.
Speaker 1: The other night we had Jed who fled, who called up?
Speaker 1: Who mentioned Dad Gummett. I put them both on the
Speaker 1: year I crossed the line.
Speaker 3: This was all over my Twitter, by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they started going at it. Dad Gummett was very
Speaker 1: angry and he started ripping Jed who fled, and then
Speaker 1: Jed pushed back. And so we're setting up this week
Speaker 1: and you'll be in Hawaii, so you will not know
Speaker 1: about this, but you'll be in Paradise. But we will
Speaker 1: have on Tuesday and a Wednesday. We're calling it the
Speaker 1: Southern Slam, the good old boys going at it Jed
Speaker 1: who fled and Dad gummt the biggest brawl below the
Speaker 1: Mason Dixon line. And these guys have a beef. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring out the challenge line and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be exciting. We also have the voting for the Bennies tonight.
Speaker 1: But answer your question, Dave, I would put Jed who
Speaker 1: Fled as a favorite. However, in terms of actually understanding
Speaker 1: what's being said, Dad Gummet, I understand more of the
Speaker 1: words from Dad Gummant than Jed who Fled.
Speaker 3: He's a voter mouth.
Speaker 1: The other problem here, and you got to factor this
Speaker 1: into the handicapping, Dave, and if you're going to listen
Speaker 1: to this Southern slam, is that Dad Gummett has a
Speaker 1: propensity of saying bad words. And that is that is
Speaker 1: a point deducted. And if he says more than one
Speaker 1: bad word, if we have to dump him twice, then
Speaker 1: he's eliminated. So he could disqualify himself. This there could
Speaker 1: be a DQ of Dad Gummett. I think that's if
Speaker 1: I'm betting on this, I would bet on disqualification. Uh,
Speaker 1: because that Jedu Fled also sneaks in bad words. But
Speaker 1: he says, I'm so fast, we don't understand what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Blank my blank, and blank you.
Speaker 1: I would put Jed wu fled as a favorite. I
Speaker 1: think he's got a bigger following than Dad Gummet and
Speaker 1: he's got. That's the key to the voting. But we'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. I'm looking forward to and we'll see
Speaker 1: if they show up. Jed got the nickname Jed who
Speaker 1: fled because he bailed out on a former Octagon back
Speaker 1: in the day. Mickey de writes in from Central Texas, says, guys,
Speaker 1: is Lorena going to play different music?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I would assume so, Danny, right, I would assume she's
Speaker 1: got her own musical taste.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you that Lorena's musical taste is more
Speaker 3: in line with mine than Iowa Sam. Okay, Yeah, you'll
Speaker 3: get some nice variety from her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's got their own style, Danny. When he worked
Speaker 1: on the show, you had your own style. Roberto had
Speaker 1: his thing back in the day, Jake Warner had his style.
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you though, Iowa Sam's musical taste sucks.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's got this weird eclectic taste, the weird
Speaker 3: electro song, a strange rock song I've never heard before.
Speaker 3: I like to think we're playing for the masses. We're
Speaker 3: talking to the mass is so I'd like it a
Speaker 3: little more mainstream.
Speaker 1: Like the word you're looking for is broad. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: narrow casting exactly, all right.
Speaker 3: I mean, Iowa Sam's a great guy, but I would
Speaker 3: hate to see his music collection at home trash.
Speaker 1: Now will you be guiding him musically?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: It would be like a playlist.
Speaker 3: I mean, not a playlist, but it'll be like two
Speaker 3: for Coveno and Rich one for you, three for Covino
Speaker 3: and Rich one for me, one for you. I'm not
Speaker 3: going to let our show be inundated with eclectic music. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for those that don't know, we're making a trade here.
Speaker 1: Me and Danny g we worked out of trade and
Speaker 1: I treated Iowa Sam.
Speaker 3: I hope I got some first round picks.
Speaker 1: We tossed it in the air friar. We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: You keep the air fryer, so Iowa Sam in an
Speaker 1: air fryer and you get that. And then we get
Speaker 1: Loraina and she's a she's a prospect, you know, she
Speaker 1: had high upside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, she's dude sidelined the sideline Marvel, very
Speaker 3: high IQ, very coach, yeah, very very very very high
Speaker 3: football IQ. She's a field general.
Speaker 1: That is uh, that is wonderful. All right, Bill writes
Speaker 1: in I don't know where Bill's from. He didn't say.
Speaker 1: He didn't say where he was writing in from, but
Speaker 1: Bill writes in he says, I know you enjoy when
Speaker 1: people tell you how to do your show. So here's
Speaker 1: a couple suggestions. Thank you for that, Bill From Parts
Speaker 1: on Known, he says, each week, do a segment in
Speaker 1: which you go back and replay a call from one
Speaker 1: of the classic callers like Genie and Medford.
Speaker 2: Come on in man.
Speaker 1: Uh and and regale the audience with that. A lot
Speaker 1: of the new listeners have not heard of people like
Speaker 1: her and real talk, back up, back up, credit card
Speaker 1: Gordon and that guy from Toronto who was really good,
Speaker 1: but then he got married and disappeared. Yeah, he married
Speaker 1: the young girl and he that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that. That's a good suggestion, except find
Speaker 3: these archives. I think that I probably could run a
Speaker 3: Ben Mallor museum because I hold the most drops and
Speaker 3: old school footage. I have more of this than anybody
Speaker 3: else alive. What I have I've used on this podcast
Speaker 3: right here. What he's talking about would be awesome, but
Speaker 3: we don't have that. At the touch of our fingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure how far back the podcast goes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got a big library of stuff here.
Speaker 1: I've been here a long time, and so there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things that have just kind of vanished. It's
Speaker 1: a disposable form of entertainment, Danny, much to our disappointment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we wish it was not a disposable format.
Speaker 3: Dude. If we got paid off of reruns, oh god, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I'd be spending two weeks in Kawaii.
Speaker 1: So jealous of the musician that can make a number
Speaker 1: one song, a bunch of number one songs when they're
Speaker 1: like twenty or twenty one years old or even younger,
Speaker 1: and then for the rest of their lives paid for
Speaker 1: those go to gigs and sing those songs.
Speaker 3: And you imagine listeners they'd be like, Hey, I want
Speaker 3: to hear the second week of February twenty fifteen when
Speaker 3: Danny G was on your show, and we could just say, oh,
Speaker 3: we're taking the week off. Here's the second week of
Speaker 3: February twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go back. I think can you do one
Speaker 1: of those old Shack monologues from like two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: Can you give me a Shack monologue? I need that right?
Speaker 1: Can you tell me about your thoughts? I want to
Speaker 1: recreate that Celtic's burgeoning dynasty when they won with Paul
Speaker 1: Pierce and Garnett and those guys. That's what I want.
Speaker 1: Bill also says, I agree with the last week's mail
Speaker 1: bag about you screaming out number one once a night.
Speaker 1: He says, I listen with my phone in bed next
Speaker 1: to my wife, and I have to shuffle quickly to
Speaker 1: turn it down. He says, but what about what happened
Speaker 1: to headphones?
Speaker 3: Bill?
Speaker 1: Is that too much to ask headphones?
Speaker 3: No? No, they need to be quicker on the on
Speaker 3: your live radio show. When you do that on the podcast,
Speaker 3: I turn your volume down and then I turn you
Speaker 3: back up. Dare you? He says?
Speaker 1: Did you know that when they told Jason Smith to
Speaker 1: stop stop saying my best friend Mike Harmon in a high, loud,
Speaker 1: obnoxious voice, that his ratings went up? Bill, I believe
Speaker 1: you're making that up. I believe you are making that
Speaker 1: up because I've heard Jason in the hallways and he
Speaker 1: still says he screams out my best friend ever. You
Speaker 1: know whatever he says there, Mike Mike Harmon anyway, But.
Speaker 3: You're best friend Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 1: Bill, you gave me advice my advice is buy some headphones.
Speaker 1: They have really good headphones. They have noise canceling headphones,
Speaker 1: they have comfortable headphones. I wear headphones for hours every night,
Speaker 1: every day. I have headphones on right now doing this podcast.
Speaker 1: I have headphones on right now. I am such a
Speaker 1: radio loser, Kwang writes in qu A G says from Vietnam?
Speaker 1: Do we think Quang is actually in Vietnam? Possibly?
Speaker 3: Right? Who knows? Maybe made up the world?
Speaker 1: I says, dear Ben big Man and Danny Daddy G
Speaker 1: Radio Daddy. I'm right, I'm right handed, and I washed
Speaker 1: my left forearm first. My right hand was getting a workout.
Speaker 1: He says, what body part do you guys wash first?
Speaker 1: That is the the question. So I was. I was
Speaker 1: taught by Mama Malor as a little child when I
Speaker 1: learned how to shower, that you always wash your hair first.
Speaker 1: That's the I always start with the hair. That's so
Speaker 1: that's my move, Danny. I washed the hair first, and
Speaker 1: then after that I go to the the body as
Speaker 1: you do an arm. I guess I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: I'm right handed, so I guess I do do my
Speaker 1: left I think I I think I do exactly what
Speaker 1: what he does. I'm right handed and I washed my
Speaker 1: left form. That's weird, now that you bring that up.
Speaker 1: I never thought about it, but that is usually the
Speaker 1: first thing that I watched.
Speaker 3: That wild. That's weird. I take the body soap and
Speaker 3: I put it on my chest first. That's your move, okay, yeah, chest,
Speaker 3: and I let the soap drip down and then I
Speaker 3: do my inner thighs.
Speaker 1: You get away from me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the story he set me from the Times of India,
Speaker 1: which you know, I don't know about you, but I
Speaker 1: do not read the Times of India enough.
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: And they said, did you know that you subconsciously prioritize
Speaker 1: your body parts when you go to the shower. The
Speaker 1: body part that you wash first in the whole process
Speaker 1: of bathing tells the amount of importance you place on
Speaker 1: that specific body part. And that's that's what they claim.
Speaker 1: So they went through the whole thing here, face, armpits, shoulder, neck, chest,
Speaker 1: and then they've got what it means. So you say
Speaker 1: you wash your chest.
Speaker 3: First, right then? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says if you wash your chest first, you
Speaker 1: are very comfortable in your own skin. You have an
Speaker 1: alpha personality type, which means you are an independent and
Speaker 1: are very clear with your approach to life. Boom, that
Speaker 1: does sound like you. I get to tell you you're
Speaker 1: an alpha male. That does sound like you completely. Let's
Speaker 1: see here the the I don't know face. I'm looking
Speaker 1: for hair. Here for hair page. Now, oh, privates, you
Speaker 1: got privates there, arms, legs is on their back hands.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows hair.
Speaker 1: Hair go second, all right, hair is Here's what I am.
Speaker 1: It says if you begin the bathing ritual by washing
Speaker 1: your hair first, you are someone who has a bit
Speaker 1: of OCD and likes order in your life. That is true.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely true. You are an opinionated person and
Speaker 1: have a say on everything. One of your biggest strengths
Speaker 1: is time management. Well that's you know what that's actually
Speaker 1: got wrong. Wow, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 3: Where did you find this?
Speaker 1: This is from the Times of India. I'll say you
Speaker 1: a copy of this. That is pretty nuts, dude.
Speaker 3: I want to see this because it's spot on so far.
Speaker 1: Man, All right, what about privates? It says, Well, it
Speaker 1: may sound sexual if you wash your privates first. In reality,
Speaker 1: you are probably a very reserved and shy person. You
Speaker 1: might might also be a pushover who has a hard
Speaker 1: time taking his or her her own stand. You are
Speaker 1: genuinely caring, but it takes a long time to scratch
Speaker 1: beneath your guarded surface, you pussy. I did not expect
Speaker 1: And when I opened this link from our friend from
Speaker 1: from he says from Vietnam there, I did not expect to.
Speaker 3: Find this, Danny.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is wow, that's pretty good. I think this
Speaker 1: described both of us. Right. You're here an alpha male,
Speaker 1: you're the you know, with your deal and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking at this, I'm like, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: That makes sense. Yeah, and you are very p sie
Speaker 3: with your pre show rituals and your time management. Yeah,
Speaker 3: completely described you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally. And the OCD thing is about right
Speaker 1: because but but also because my mom, you know, my
Speaker 1: mom taught me that you have to do things a
Speaker 1: certain way and and so I just I've never really
Speaker 1: gone away from that. It's like when I when I
Speaker 1: make cookies or something, I follow the recipe exactly because
Speaker 1: I want to make sure they come out perfectly. So
Speaker 1: I wish I wasn't quite as much like that, because
Speaker 1: I think it would be more enjoyable, more enjoyable to
Speaker 1: maybe not be like that. We'll do We'll get almost
Speaker 1: out of time here. Let's see here page down Alf
Speaker 1: from the draft folder in my mail app email app.
Speaker 1: He says, Ben, as many people know, you're quite the outdoorsman,
Speaker 1: a regular grizzly Adams. Have either you or dany Gy
Speaker 1: either of you two gents ever hiked in Malibu Creek
Speaker 1: State Park, Alf writes, and he says, I I just
Speaker 1: fell down a rabbit hole and learned that's where mash
Speaker 1: and Planet of the Apes was filmed. He said, no,
Speaker 1: I have not. I've been to Malibu only a handful
Speaker 1: of times in my life. It's pretty far away from
Speaker 1: everywhere I've lived. Number one. It's also very bougie number two,
Speaker 1: which means number three, it's expensive, which is not for me.
Speaker 1: But it's beautiful. Malibu's beautiful. There's really nice homes and
Speaker 1: private beaches where celebrities stay away from the great unwashed.
Speaker 1: And there a lot of traffic in Malibu. But I've
Speaker 1: never been. I've heard of that park, but I've never
Speaker 1: been to that park.
Speaker 3: Pasted it probably should go check it out. We live
Speaker 3: off of a road called Canaan and that is the
Speaker 3: same canyon road that takes you to Malibu, so we
Speaker 3: are literally fifteen minutes away from Malibu.
Speaker 1: Malabu boo, Malabu boo. Yeah, thank you, Al. I have
Speaker 1: gone on a few heikes, but not now of that
Speaker 1: one Jay from Dallas. Right, since its Ben, you broke
Speaker 1: any listeners hearts by letting Poppy back on the air.
Speaker 1: Please defend yourself. I don't have to defend myself, Jay,
Speaker 1: all right, I gave him a shot, the guy. You
Speaker 1: don't understand that Poppy off? Letty Poppy off?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: You do not understand that Poppy has called pretty much
Speaker 1: every night since the band and we haven't put him
Speaker 1: on the air.
Speaker 3: Is he nominated for Worst Caller of the Year.
Speaker 1: We'll find out tonight when the Benny nominations are announced.
Speaker 1: But he called up and he's on probation Jay, and
Speaker 1: knowing Poppy, he'll f up. He told some wild story
Speaker 1: the other day about getting into a fight with the
Speaker 1: Federal Allies in Tijuana, which is total bullcrap, total bull crap.
Speaker 3: I do like his stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll get out on that, Danny save
Speaker 1: trip to Hawaii. I hope you have a great time,
Speaker 1: taking lots of photos. Have a wonderful time. I will
Speaker 1: be back on the radio and whatever audio device you
Speaker 1: listen to, I'll be back tonight, same time, same BAT station,
Speaker 1: with the recipe Ben Malors Show, and so we'll have that.
Speaker 1: And no, I know I was away on Friday, but
Speaker 1: no scheduled days off. So if I'm not there one night,
Speaker 1: something terrible has happened. But I am scheduled to be
Speaker 1: there every night of.
Speaker 3: The week, so there is that. Thank goodness. Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1: We'll catch you next week. Who will sit in for
Speaker 1: Danny G next week? Who is going to be in
Speaker 1: the Danny G chair next week?
Speaker 3: Dun, dun, dun.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who knows. We'll find out. You'll
Speaker 1: tune in and find it'll be a surprise.
Speaker 3: You act like everything gets done at our network at
Speaker 3: the last minute.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm in the I'm in the dark.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. We have any wonderful
Speaker 1: rest of your weekend here and I'll be back tonight.
Speaker 3: We'll talk to you then, have a beautiful week. Normally
Speaker 3: I would say asta pasta, but let me say aloha.
Speaker 3: I like got a murder. I gotta go