WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Kauai Powered RERUNS" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.280 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.240 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:29.840 the A. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:38.720 Everyway The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny g Radio. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.760 It is Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. This is a big day 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.080 because it's another Sunday. We can x off the calendar. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:48.040 We're a Sunday closer to the return of the NFL 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.000 all those silly season. This is a good time for 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.120 sports radio. The last week has been pretty good for 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:57.400 all kinds of innuendo, chatter, jibber jabber, all the back 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.320 fence talk and all that. So it's been it's been 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:00.960 pretty good for those of us to do this for 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.880 a living and talk about football. So it's been fun. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.080 Yeah. I was laughing my ass off because I heard 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.440 a promo run on our network the other day where 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.679 you were basically calling Justin Fields a bum. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.960 The guys A bum. The guys a bum. Yeah, no, 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.399 I'm not a fan. But that said, like you look 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.759 at some of the rumors and what's been going around 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:23.080 and all that. But like certain teams Justin Fields could 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:24.600 end up with where he would actually be an upgrade. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.479 But I don't think he's particularly good. I know he's 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:31.479 a gambler. It's hard to trust Justin Fields. Yeah, he's 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:32.240 been in the FL four. 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.399 What I think your quote was, he's good for one 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:35.680 or two highlights a game. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.160 Oh yeah, Well he's the perfect TikTok quarterback because if 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.120 you look at just a couple of highlights on TikTok, 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:45.479 you're like, oh, man, dude, this guy's amazing. Why would 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.240 this is the greatest quarterback of all time? Why doesn't 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.880 every team try to get Justin Fields? Hell, the Chiefs 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.440 should trade Mahomes to get Justin Fields. He's that good. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.080 But then you watch an entire game and you watch 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:59.400 him get sacked way too many times and fumble here 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.880 and throw an interception there, and yeah, it's a bit 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:07.000 of a problem. Now. You did leave a cliffhanger at 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.560 the end of yesterday's podcast, Danny, you pointed out that 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:13.400 you were packing for a trip, but you did not 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.200 and now it's where you are going. You did not 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:17.919 reveal where you are headed. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:21.400 Then you could actually help with the travel plans. Once 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.160 we land, we're gonna have to be very creative with 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.880 our budget, our food budget, because we're not going to 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.280 be able to eat out a lot. We're gonna have 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.760 to make some costco trips during the trip. But yeah, 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:38.320 we're gonna fly tonight to Waikiki. Nice. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.839 Are you spending your time in Waikiki? Are you gonna 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.480 go to one of the other islands. 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:43.960 Later in the week, We're going to go to that 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:48.800 Disney property, Wannie. Yeah, as my wife, she had to 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:53.360 take like this three hour Disney exam that travel agents 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.800 do and they get a discount on Disney properties once 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:02.119 they're qualified Disney representatives. Oh yeah, thanks to that little hookup, 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:04.720 we're able to afford a couple of nights there where 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:08.720 Baby CoA is gonna be in Disneyland Heaven. Well, that 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:09.200 is fun. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.560 I would recommend eating at Costco because you can get 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.080 the old court yeaod court. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.560 Yes, some beautiful views from the Hawaii costcos. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.040 Yeah. I have not been to the Costco and Waikiki, 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.400 but I know the one in Kawaii is insane. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.639 So yeah, it's so beautiful. We saw that one on 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:26.320 our honeymoon. 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.000 Yeah, that place is nuts the col That's the greatest 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:30.600 Costco view I've ever been at. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:36.160 Also, we talked about I mentioned Covino's twelve hour flight. Well, 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.440 this is going to feel like twelve hours to the 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.200 wifey and me because we have a baby on board. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.600 What's it going to be like with that five hour 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.480 flight in a baby? How are we going to keep 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:52.680 them entertained? We got those little toys that they've invented 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.360 that have the suction cups on them, so you can 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.440 stick those on the tray in front of you on 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:01.840 the little window. Different toy and gadgets and gizmos that 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:06.160 have been on Shark Tank that supposedly will have him entertained. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.960 But hey, Co's like us been, We're just bigger versions 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.839 of him. Hand him a toy, he's you know, he's 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.680 into it for five minutes, then he throws it down 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:16.920 and he wants what's next. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.400 Yeah, well he's on kid time, and that's the problem. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:22.160 That flight to Hawaii, what is it like five hours 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:23.880 or something like that to fire our flight, but for 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:27.120 kid time, that's like fifteen hours on kid time. And 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:32.640 he starts crying, Yeah, you didn't do like a starter flight, 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.279 Like a starter flight would be like the Vegas or 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.559 Phoenix from LA. You're going all in, well, you're going 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.719 all married to Well. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:45.080 She books people's flights in their travel every day, so 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.640 she's not gonna start small. She knew, like you know, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.640 they say to have your kid six months and older 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.240 before you really put him on an airplane. So once 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.599 CoA hit the six month mark, I knew this was 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:57.320 in our future. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.240 Well, that'll be good mosten time, I'm jealous. I have 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:04.159 not been to Hawaii in many years. I've been several times. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:08.040 I've not been in a long time, and since before COVID, 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.040 actually a couple of years before COVID, so the years 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:15.240 of have piled up. But that's my favorite place to visit. 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:18.719 Just to have that weather and maybe layout, and we're 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:22.279 both pale right now from a long winter, so and 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:25.599 to take CoA in the pool. He's had three swimming 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:31.640 classes so far, so we're ready to dunk him in 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.960 the pool and play in the hotel swimming pool with 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:35.960 him and have a good time. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:37.520 Are you gonna put him in the ocean? Are you 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:38.559 gonna tell him on the ocean? 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:44.320 Probably not. Probably he's gonna go off shark food right now. Yeah, 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:44.680 it's true. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:45.960 You got to go back in a couple of years 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.200 because then you can swim with those giant sea turtles. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:49.359 Oh yeah. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.799 I swam with him as an adult, and I thought, 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:54.760 my god, this is but as a kid, like if 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.800 you're like, you know, when he gets to be eight, nine, 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.800 ten something like that, that's uh, that'll be. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.000 I would love to bury him in the sand, though 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.839 he wiggles around so much. I'll finally put a straight 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.320 jacket on the kid. You gotta do it. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:09.799 He'd probably like burying you more, though I think probably 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:10.720 it'll be. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.520 Bury my dead. Well that'll be a few years from now, Yeah, 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:14.920 that'll be. That'll be coming up. 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.960 Oh how dare you? Hopefully not with sand though maybe 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:25.679 like dirt, you know, nice wowers? Yeah, caskaway, way. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:29.200 To go up beside the jukebox. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.920 H let's do a little pop goes the culture? 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:35.719 What do you say? You know? 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.159 A little pop goes the culture? 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:37.680 All right? 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:37.840 Do? 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:53.440 Why not? What the hell? Jug jug? Thank you? 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.000 Ohio al, I'll just do a few of these, because 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.119 we do have some good messages in the mail bag. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:04.359 And here's a headline. Report says that young This actually 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.520 relates to what we've been talking about the last couple 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.240 of days on this podcast. Report says, young people are 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.760 drinking less at concerts. You want to take a guess why, Danny, 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.920 Young people are drinking less at concerts. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.680 Because of the cost of the alcohol. 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.480 The ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ning. Yes, 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:25.480 young people cannot afford to drink more. And so this 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:30.320 is always blows me away. The pricing strategy of places 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.720 at sporting events, at concerts, how they gouge the people 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.360 that go to these things. And I remember a couple 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:39.600 of years back to the Atlanta Falcons lowered the price 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.360 of food, like across the board. They had all these 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.680 cheap food items at Falcon gives like, wouldn't it make 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.520 sense to lower the You're still making a good margin, 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:53.400 you're still making your profit, but you're selling more of 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:57.040 the product whatever you're selling. Wouldn't that make more sense? 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.120 I mean, I'm not that bright. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:01.560 you're better off just charging a ridiculous amount. I know 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.480 there's that perspective that you're getting something. My wife actually 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.080 falls through this all the time, and we've gotten into 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.080 debates about this, Like to me, I can buy stuff 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.880 at the dollar Store or Walmart and I'm fine, but 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:15.800 she thinks it's like less quality and I'm like, it's 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.920 the same crap. It's just in a different package at 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:21.040 Target or one of those other stores. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:21.800 You know what I'm saying. 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:25.280 It's like people think there's this flaw that people have, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.320 like they think they're if they're spending more, they're getting 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:29.000 something better. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:32.840 You know, when you're vacationing, I don't know how to 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.920 explain it exactly. I guess you feel a sense of 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:39.959 euphoria almost like some freedom to where you're not thinking 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.320 about the real world. So you're just spending whatever you 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.400 need to spend. But as soon as the vacation is over, 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.400 then you're like Cinderella back with a pumpkin. Yeah. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.000 Yeah, No, I'm just. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.480 Like, eh, you know, but I'm with you. You know, 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.839 if a drink is that much at a concert, I'm 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.160 drinking water. And if they're trying to jack me for 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.120 eight nine dollars for a water bottle, I'm finding a 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:02.880 water fountain. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.280 Yeah, if if they have them, of course, the famous exactly. 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:07.640 I don't think I have those anymore. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.120 Well, Dodger Stadium, remember they opened it. They didn't have water, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.960 they didn't have drinking fountains at Dodger State. Yeah, didn't 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:14.640 they do that at like Disneyland too. I think they 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:15.120 didn't put I. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:18.040 Think I think you're right, that's been a mistake. The 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.720 only place that made a bigger mistake was a Giants 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.800 baseball stadium where they forgot to put a picture's uh 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.760 the bullpen. Yeah, I remember they had to just make 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.720 the dirt on the side, the mound on the side. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.760 They just used one picture every game and they just 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.000 use the mound to warm up. 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.960 Oh shit, how far along in that process did they 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.840 build before they realized, oh shit, we didn't make a bullpen. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.760 Yeah, I remember they they squeezed them on. They were 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:45.600 the last. I think they moved them. Now they redid 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.400 the ballpark, they moved them to the outfield right, But 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.400 then for they were the only team, the last team 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:50.640 that had bullpens down. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.200 The foul lines. Yeah, it was weird. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.960 Nobody nobody else has that. What else in popular's culture. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:59.160 The happiest city in America. What is the happiest city 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:05.880 in America? In America? It is in California, but that 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:06.840 the Golden. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:11.320 H Is it like on the border of Orange County 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.680 in San Diego County, like San Clemente. 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:19.360 No, No, it is actually think up. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.719 North more like Danville or something like that. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:28.760 No, the number one city according to a studied of 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:29.880 a wallet hub. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:30.680 What the hell is that? 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.839 I don't know, but that's where I got just what 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:41.160 call us exactly? Fremont, California. Fremont, that's not far from Danville. Yeah, 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:42.760 that's the number one city. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.000 Hey, number one? 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.640 Number two Overland Park, Kansas, which is right in the 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.800 Kansas City area. A lot of ballers live there, A 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.760 lot of athletes that play for the Chiefs and the 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:52.640 Royals live there. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:53.960 What else? 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.680 San Jose? Do you know the way to San Jose? 0:10:56.840 --> 0:11:03.800 Number three? Madison, Wisconsin, number one, four, Irvine, California, number five, 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:08.560 and Honolulu, Hawaii number six. You'll be in Honolulu tonight. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:10.120 You'll be hanging out. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.679 Now. Are you surprised that Santa Anna, California didn't make 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:14.120 the list? 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.280 I did not see that on the on the list, 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.920 But I am surprised that San Francisco is number seven. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:23.439 Considering when I've been to San Francisco recently, it has 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.320 not been particularly nice. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.600 Yeah, happy. I think the tourists area is where there's 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.640 a lot of homeless and crap on the sidewalk and 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:37.360 all that, But in the neighborhoods where people live, there's 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.640 still some nice blocks throughout that city. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.160 Some of the other cities on here that I've been to, 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:46.120 Minneapolis was number thirteen. I liked Minneapolis a lot. I 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.520 like that was a cool city. Minneapolis, Saint Paul pretty cool. Scottsdale, Arizona. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:50.880 Been there. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.840 That's like the Beverly Hills of Phoenix. Where else have 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.040 we been? Been to Portland, Maine. I thought that was 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:57.679 pretty cool. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:00.000 I would love to visit that state. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.520 Yeah, it's pretty neat, but you got to go further 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.800 up in Maine. It's a very large state. Denny, and 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:08.320 most of the people that live in port in the 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.160 state of main live in Portland, Maine. But like the 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.040 real main people say, you got to go up north, 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.359 like that's not Maine, that's like just a tourist town. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.880 But that was on their Bismarck, North Dakota And never 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:25.640 been there. Lincoln Nebraska was on here, Soue Falls, South Dakota. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:29.800 Never been there, Sue Falls. Yeah, Well, what else do 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:31.400 we have? I think I got a lot. 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:34.199 Of a male. Well, I saw this car story in 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:35.920 pop Goes to Culture and now this is something that 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.560 I think would be brilliant and this would destroy all 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:42.760 those electric cars. Toyota, the people over at Toyota. I 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:48.360 saw this on a science site that I regularly check out. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:49.760 I don't read a lot of stuff on there, but 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.360 I check it out see if anything catches my attention. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:55.080 This caught my attention. So the electric car market is 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.559 not doing very well. People are complaining because of the 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:02.120 battery life, the range, issue use, it's inconvenient, and all 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.880 that stuff. Plus if you live in a cold weather city, 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:09.839 which most people do, it's a problem. The battery doesn't function, 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.560 the car doesn't function as well. So Toyota has a 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.320 insane idea. I love this idea. I would like to 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.520 live long enough to see this happen. I will buy 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.440 one of these cars. So they say they are building 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.200 and testing technology where the cars will have built in 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:33.079 filters that capture all choked up here carbon dioxide right 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.360 and from the atmosphere you know, as you as you 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.960 drive and a. But it's the way I read it, 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:43.560 it will actually fuel the car, right, it'll kind of 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.080 fuel the I'm not sure how that would work. Maybe 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.520 I read that wrong, but that if that, if they 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.080 can find a way, there's no way that'll work, right, No, 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.200 that seems impossible, right, Although when I was a kid, 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:59.400 there were the conspiracy theories that said that you could 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.599 power car on water, but the oil companies did not 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.599 allow the technology. They bought the trademark to the technology, 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:06.439 so it couldn't get out. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.480 Well, because of the end of Back to the Future 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:13.760 and then subsequently Back to the Future too, we thought 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:18.920 that cars would run on trash remember, oh yeah, yeah. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.840 Doc Brown takes the banana peel and stuff out of 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.800 the trash can and puts it into the fusion. 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:27.600 Shocking that that did not did not actually work in 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.760 real life. It hasn't happened yet. All right, let's get 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:31.640 to the mail bag. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:32.320 Here we go. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.720 Mail mail, mail, mail mail, Ohio. I'll do your thing, Ohio. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:52.000 Al it's all right, thank you for. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.600 That, Jose writes in from the These are actual letters, 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.880 by the way, by actual listeners who have Most of 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:01.280 these have come in from the mail email, which is 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.840 Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.880 at gmail dot com. Jose from the nine oh nine 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.720 and so Cal writs and he says, Ben and Danny, 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.040 I've heard you guys say that the podcast should only 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.720 be about a half an hour. What happens to the 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.040 downloads if it goes longer? 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:17.920 Oh? 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.720 Why does it matter? Well, Jose, we Dany, I believe 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:24.320 we've mentioned this multiple times on the podcast, but I 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.080 guess you were not paying attention. Bad job by you, 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.120 and I don't need it affects the downloads. It's just 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.400 people don't listen all the way through, So what's the 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.600 point of doing it? Yeah, I mean, we could do 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.960 three hour, four hour, five hour Joe Rogan style podcast, 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.880 but the information we have is that people listen to 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.960 about thirty minutes. That's it, and even if it's good, 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.880 they listen for thirty minutes and they tune out. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.080 Yeah. I know when a podcast is longer than that, 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:52.280 I'll hit pause because I'm to my destination thinking, oh, 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.720 I need to finish this later. But there's so many 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.520 times where I don't go back to it. And really, 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.840 all we need for credit is five minutes if you 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:02.600 download the podcast listened for five minutes, we're money. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.640 Yeah, give us five good minutes, and we're gonna go. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:08.040 David Seattle right since says, hey, guys, he has been 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:09.880 I heard your show this week. Who do you have 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:13.600 as the favorite between Jed who fled and Dad gummet 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:18.120 in the battle, Well we're calling it yeah to Danny. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.560 The other night we had Jed who fled, who called up? 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.080 Who mentioned Dad Gummett. I put them both on the 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.120 year I crossed the line. 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.000 This was all over my Twitter, by the way. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.960 Yeah, they started going at it. Dad Gummett was very 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.560 angry and he started ripping Jed who fled, and then 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:36.280 Jed pushed back. And so we're setting up this week 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:38.720 and you'll be in Hawaii, so you will not know 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:41.320 about this, but you'll be in Paradise. But we will 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:44.280 have on Tuesday and a Wednesday. We're calling it the 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.520 Southern Slam, the good old boys going at it Jed 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:51.520 who fled and Dad gummt the biggest brawl below the 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.480 Mason Dixon line. And these guys have a beef. So 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:57.720 we're gonna bring out the challenge line and it's gonna 0:16:57.720 --> 0:16:59.640 be exciting. We also have the voting for the Bennies tonight. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.520 But answer your question, Dave, I would put Jed who 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:08.760 Fled as a favorite. However, in terms of actually understanding 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.960 what's being said, Dad Gummet, I understand more of the 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:13.639 words from Dad Gummant than Jed who Fled. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:15.160 He's a voter mouth. 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.480 The other problem here, and you got to factor this 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.320 into the handicapping, Dave, and if you're going to listen 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:24.359 to this Southern slam, is that Dad Gummett has a 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.000 propensity of saying bad words. And that is that is 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:30.440 a point deducted. And if he says more than one 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.439 bad word, if we have to dump him twice, then 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:36.120 he's eliminated. So he could disqualify himself. This there could 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:39.240 be a DQ of Dad Gummett. I think that's if 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:43.800 I'm betting on this, I would bet on disqualification. Uh, 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.600 because that Jedu Fled also sneaks in bad words. But 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:48.840 he says, I'm so fast, we don't understand what he's saying. 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:50.520 Blank my blank, and blank you. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.320 I would put Jed wu fled as a favorite. I 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:56.800 think he's got a bigger following than Dad Gummet and 0:17:56.840 --> 0:17:59.359 he's got. That's the key to the voting. But we'll 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.040 see what happens. I'm looking forward to and we'll see 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:02.800 if they show up. Jed got the nickname Jed who 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:08.200 fled because he bailed out on a former Octagon back 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:13.760 in the day. Mickey de writes in from Central Texas, says, guys, 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.679 is Lorena going to play different music? 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:18.360 Well? 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:20.880 I would assume so, Danny, right, I would assume she's 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:22.080 got her own musical taste. 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:25.200 Let me tell you that Lorena's musical taste is more 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:29.400 in line with mine than Iowa Sam. Okay, Yeah, you'll 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.199 get some nice variety from her. 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:34.720 Yeah, everyone's got their own style, Danny. When he worked 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:38.280 on the show, you had your own style. Roberto had 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:41.960 his thing back in the day, Jake Warner had his style. 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:45.720 Well, let me tell you though, Iowa Sam's musical taste sucks. 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:51.639 I mean, he's got this weird eclectic taste, the weird 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:55.560 electro song, a strange rock song I've never heard before. 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:59.040 I like to think we're playing for the masses. We're 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.480 talking to the mass is so I'd like it a 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:02.640 little more mainstream. 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:06.879 Like the word you're looking for is broad. Yeah, not 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:10.680 narrow casting exactly, all right. 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:13.080 I mean, Iowa Sam's a great guy, but I would 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:16.159 hate to see his music collection at home trash. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:20.320 Now will you be guiding him musically? 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:22.560 All right? 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:24.439 It would be like a playlist. 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.320 I mean, not a playlist, but it'll be like two 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:30.480 for Coveno and Rich one for you, three for Covino 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:32.639 and Rich one for me, one for you. I'm not 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:37.360 going to let our show be inundated with eclectic music. Yeah. 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:40.000 Yeah, for those that don't know, we're making a trade here. 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:42.760 Me and Danny g we worked out of trade and 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:44.760 I treated Iowa Sam. 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.080 I hope I got some first round picks. 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:49.119 We tossed it in the air friar. We're gonna go. 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:51.280 You keep the air fryer, so Iowa Sam in an 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:54.600 air fryer and you get that. And then we get 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:58.679 Loraina and she's a she's a prospect, you know, she 0:19:58.720 --> 0:19:59.520