WEBVTT - DONKEY: Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Himself

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me

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<v Speaker 1>off guard. Damn Charlomagne, who got the donkey of the

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<v Speaker 1>day today?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Jess Hilarian's Donkey Today for Wednesday, September sixth goes to

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<v Speaker 1>a Nebraska man who has not been named.

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<v Speaker 2>But just when we thought Terrence Bud.

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<v Speaker 1>Crawford was the Illis Negro in Neebasker, Nebraska, here comes

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<v Speaker 1>this human.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why his name hasn't been released, because

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<v Speaker 1>this story is nuts and there's a perfect example of

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<v Speaker 1>how you can learn a lot from a dummy night. Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>so often I have to get on this radio and

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<v Speaker 1>tell y'all don't drink and drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Why I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was a universal law we y'all knew

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<v Speaker 1>and accepted and respected. Okay, with all of these rides

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<v Speaker 1>share applications out here, I thought folks understood the game

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<v Speaker 1>by now, But clearly they don't, because this man is

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<v Speaker 1>a suspected drunk driver.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone called nine one one to report a driver who

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<v Speaker 1>they thought was driving on the wrong side of the highway,

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<v Speaker 1>and when authorities arrived, they were shocked to see who

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<v Speaker 1>the caller actually was.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to ABC seven for the report.

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<v Speaker 3>Police, I'm on highlight seventy seven North and there somebody that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is on the long side of the road.

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<v Speaker 4>Now eleven seems like a normal call to dispatchers, But

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<v Speaker 4>tonight we're learning a suspected drunk driver in Nebraska was

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<v Speaker 4>actually reporting himself. The man called nine to one one

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<v Speaker 4>back in March to report a wrong way driver, but

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<v Speaker 4>depities found him.

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<v Speaker 2>He confessed the one that called.

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<v Speaker 1>In, yep, you were yeah, because I thought somebody is

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<v Speaker 1>on their own side bo and it turned out it

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<v Speaker 1>was you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yep, he say.

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<v Speaker 4>The man had a blood alcohol content of over twice

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<v Speaker 4>the legal limit. They arrested him. They're releasing this now

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<v Speaker 4>as a reminder to not drive drunk this holiday weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at God, damn it. Yeah, God. I believe in God, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in a higher power always, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think anything is a ful incidence. This man was drunk

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<v Speaker 1>driving and called nine to one one on himself. They say,

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<v Speaker 1>God looks out for babies and fools. Well, this man

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no baby, but he damned show is a fool.

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<v Speaker 1>And the fact that something came over this man's hear

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<v Speaker 1>it and said, let me call the police on a

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<v Speaker 1>drunk driver. This man literally called and said there was

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<v Speaker 1>someone driving on the wrong side of the road and that.

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<v Speaker 2>Person was him.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you God be looking out for us even

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<v Speaker 1>when we don't deserve it. Okay, not only did this

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<v Speaker 1>man die, nobody else died either, because God, enter bean,

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<v Speaker 1>give me some of my Regina bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Put that Regina bell on. Oh come on now, my God,

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<v Speaker 2>God is good. Y'all better sing along you Heathen? Hey, hey, God,

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<v Speaker 2>come neither do I clearly good? God is good? Come on, Regina,

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<v Speaker 2>come on now, come on now God, my God, God

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<v Speaker 2>is good. Turn me down a little bit, man, turn

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<v Speaker 2>me down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>See God in evenge. God brought this man out of darkness.

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<v Speaker 3>God saved this man soul. God guided his every footstep.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear what I said? God guided his every step,

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<v Speaker 3>save this man, Soul bought him out of darkness.

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<v Speaker 1>Because God is good. That's word the Regina bell. Now

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<v Speaker 1>do we call this snitching our self evaluation?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? I call it self evaluation because when cops pulled

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<v Speaker 2>him over, they asked him, do you know why I

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<v Speaker 2>stopped you? The man admitted he was on the wrong

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<v Speaker 2>side of the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, when cops asked if he was on the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road, he replied he must have missed

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<v Speaker 1>an exit, and he confirmed he was the same person

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<v Speaker 1>who had previously called nine one one. Oh, my God,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. God, My God, God is good. God

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<v Speaker 1>put food on this man's table. The table may have

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<v Speaker 1>been in jail, but his food and the table nonetheless.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine the argument this man was having with himself.

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<v Speaker 1>This man probably cursed himself out and threatened to call

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<v Speaker 1>the police on himself, and then he probably told himself,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't gonna call the cops on me.

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<v Speaker 2>You an't got the heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Next thing, you know, nine one one, what's your emergency?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at God? Do y'all not see how God moved

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<v Speaker 1>in this situation. God put food on this man's table

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<v Speaker 1>and put shoes on his feet. The shoes were jail slides,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were shoes nonetheless, And he put the jail

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<v Speaker 1>slides on this human so he could guide his every footstep.

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<v Speaker 1>God made away for this man to end up safe

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<v Speaker 1>and sound. I said, God made a way for this

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<v Speaker 1>man to end up safe and sound, and for other

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<v Speaker 1>people on the road to make it home safe and

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<v Speaker 1>sound too. Now, this man's alcohol level was twice the

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<v Speaker 1>legal limit. So what we need now is for God

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<v Speaker 1>to healers every sickness. Okay, we need God to heal

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<v Speaker 1>this man's every sickness because God already made a way

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<v Speaker 1>out of no way.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>God already brought him out of the darkness of being drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>God already saved this man and a lot of other

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<v Speaker 1>people souls. God got it his every footstep and his

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<v Speaker 1>fingers too, and kept him from killing himself and killing

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<v Speaker 1>other people. God is good, okay, but what you did.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, is not.

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<v Speaker 1>Please let me Ma give this unnamed man from Nebraska

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest he.

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<v Speaker 2>Haw he haw he ha. You stupid mother? Are you dumb?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? That's why I smuggle heat. Don't be afraid

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<v Speaker 2>of put that, Regina, belback on one more time. God,

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<v Speaker 2>my God, thank you for that. Donkey to day is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Now when you smoke weed, just put out there that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't drive when you smoke weed, never are you responsible?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, Thank you. I just wanted to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that was clear. Be eaty. We'll see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you keep saying, come on, we'll see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be safe out there. You stay praying and be eaty.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you in the morning. Brought me out darkness.

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<v Speaker 1>God is good all right now, everybody, please, were passing

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<v Speaker 1>the collection, played around, just putting a little something in

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<v Speaker 1>that collection, play a little soul, look something that collection.

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<v Speaker 2>But you ain't gonna I thought he was handing it

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<v Speaker 2>to me. I'm trying to go to the collection. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of the collections. You got some collection good?

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep a little fun I'll keep change for the

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<v Speaker 2>collective collection plate. I keep a little change in my

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<v Speaker 2>Crown Royal. Got twelve dollars in there. It's about twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't play with me. Quarters Nichols down what you need?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want a little soda or something? That ain't

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<v Speaker 2>enough for me to go to the blackjack tournament? That definitely,

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<v Speaker 2>that's exactly why I ain't going. I look at the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey today is brought to you by the law office

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<v Speaker 1>of Michael Slamminsoft. Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two

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<v Speaker 1>fifty on your cell and say the bull. If you've

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<v Speaker 1>been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five oh

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<v Speaker 1>from your cell and say the bull.

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<v Speaker 2>Wake that ass up in the morning. Breakfast club