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Speaker 2: Are, it's fine to say, is.

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Speaker 3: Amazing, totally honest, always has great stories, awesome Elvis, Elvis

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Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere because this is gonna be groundbreaking radio.

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Speaker 1: Like Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You know, if you're from Austin, Texas, where you've visited Austin, Texas,

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Speaker 2: you know there's a hometown thing they do there. Every

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Speaker 2: night as the sun goes down, you watch the bats

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Speaker 2: There's billions of them. It's the thing everyone in town

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Speaker 2: likes to go do. Scary was in Charlotte and what

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Speaker 2: Charlotte has like this small town thing it does right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: every night, every night, Yeah, three miles from the South

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Speaker 4: Waxhall, everyone gathers around the pedestrian bridge to stand on

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Speaker 2: You just watch the train go by.

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Speaker 4: Two times a day, the trains go by and people

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Speaker 2: It's wax saw tradition. There you go, and you were

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Speaker 2: talking about another one, Gandhi. When people are like tubing

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Speaker 6: So when I lived in Ohio, there was a place

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Speaker 2: It was great in Nate where you're from, in Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we would go to Alleghany State Park just over

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, sounds so romantic. Yeah, are you so cool?

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Speaker 2: Textas now Texas at fifty five one hundred. What weird

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Speaker 2: thing does your town do? And you don't know about

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Speaker 2: every night. Let's go talk to line twenty four.

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Speaker 7: Lindsey Lindsey Hey, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, So where are you from, Lindsay what town?

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Speaker 8: I'm from Western I'm in a small town in West Virginia.

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Speaker 8: I don't know if I want to call it out,

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Speaker 8: even though I got a lot a lot of upries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, all right, that's okay. So tell

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Speaker 9: Okay.

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Speaker 8: This is a beautiful years long Appalachian tradition. Are you

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Speaker 2: So this is a four h camp let's keep that

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Speaker 8: So much and it's so beautiful here. You just really

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Speaker 8: Only the world is such a better place.

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Speaker 2: And now we must say the same to you and

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Speaker 2: your friends camp. I love how you call them.

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Speaker 8: Nate was super kind, not creepy, and he was helpful.

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Speaker 8: So I've been practicing yoga for over twenty years. I've

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Speaker 12: So what are you doing with you all?

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Speaker 2: I wonder if you could combine the two watch the

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Speaker 2: Yes you should. That sounds like a lot of fun

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Speaker 2: pleasure meeting you. Elizabeth. In line twenty three, let's see

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Speaker 9: What is it? It's just something that I used to do,

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Speaker 9: So there's a Pilgrim State and it's also Kings Park

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Speaker 2: And I love that the whole town kind of shows up.

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Speaker 2: Whether at least the kids would show up and break in.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we would go like like twenty deep probably to wow,

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Speaker 2: I love that everyone in town knew about it. If

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, you should do that in Florida. Frog drive

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Speaker 2: Here's when a brewery in our town holds the Potstown

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Speaker 2: Annual goat Races. Everyone gets drunk, bloated on German beer

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Speaker 6: The love their animal races.

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Speaker 2: This is a fabulous thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I would totally watch that.

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Speaker 5: Hugcat day in the Bronx, you know, get together and

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Speaker 13: It was fun.

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Speaker 2: What about you frog?

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Speaker 7: Eric Co three to O two says.

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Speaker 5: Oh I always wanted to do that. That's so that

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Speaker 3: People would just sit there and they'd have chairs and

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Speaker 16: Forget to put the brake on when they're backing in,

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Speaker 2: The boat is over the trailer on the car.

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Speaker 7: You're like, okay, we're good.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Tell you what when I was much younger

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Speaker 2: doing to back those things down those ramps, because if

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Speaker 2: you turn right, that means it goes left, or I

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Speaker 2: don't know, it's it's backwards.

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Speaker 16: But I've seen many marriages fail on a boat ramp

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Speaker 16: or where the husband is trying to back the trailer

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Speaker 16: in and the wife's yelling at And what if.

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Speaker 2: Something everyone in town had to do, you know, you

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Speaker 2: had to go watch. Yeah, scary.

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Speaker 4: I saw a text from area code five oh one, Conway, Arkansas.

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Speaker 2: They are toads, the frogs. Their toad get it right,

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Speaker 2: Their toads get it right. All right, that's so cool.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you're doing in your town, it's your tradition. If

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Speaker 2: it's watching turds float down a pipe, or if it's

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Speaker 2: you know, pulling people across the river in a tug

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Speaker 2: of war competition. Just keep those, keep those alive.

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Speaker 6: I love these They're just so menacing. Some of them.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, just like this week we found about the Testical Festival.

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Speaker 7: And what do you do? Are you showing yours off

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Speaker 6: Like what do you do eating them?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: They're not people. They don't.

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Speaker 5: You don't eat like I don't people's I think you

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Speaker 7: On that guy?

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Speaker 1: Morning Elvis Durant.

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Speaker 2: Dear God, what's this woman doing?

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Speaker 17: And the morning show? This is Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 2: You know what we should do here, We should get

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Speaker 2: about this. Well, he had a question about showering and

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Speaker 2: then sitting on furniture nude. Gandhi actually when Daniel, when

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Speaker 6: Pretty self explanatory. It's when your butthole touches the surface

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Speaker 2: So Josh yep said, he truly believes if he's freshly showered,

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Speaker 6: Hello, Josh.

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Speaker 2: I conjure him up on my Ouiji board. Josh Hi,

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Speaker 2: So your thought is, why did you even think of this,

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Speaker 18: Well, I guess because I was buttholding my furniture after

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Speaker 18: So I don't know. I am fresh, I was freshly showered,

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Speaker 2: Couch, fine freshly showers, holding something.

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Speaker 13: And what if you miss something, you never know.

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Speaker 2: Trust me.

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Speaker 18: I got all in there, I got all okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 16: You're just clean butt holding exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's still so unsavory.

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Speaker 16: Gosh, Josh, let me ask you this because like, if

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you go ahead, go ahead, No, go ahead,

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Speaker 16: So if you freshly washed, I wouldn't let you put

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Speaker 16: So my point is I don't want your clean couch

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Speaker 18: Well you sound like for the record, I sat on

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Speaker 2: Here's here's a thought, and don't don't think less of me,

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Speaker 2: But if you're gonna take a shower and butthole your furniture,

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Speaker 2: why do you want to bring it up to anyone?

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Speaker 2: Because if I went to your house today and sat

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Speaker 2: there goes Evis sitting on exactly.

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Speaker 19: You know you don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to tell everyone about it. Why are

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Speaker 2: You're fine? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 18: I guess Gandhi is the expert, so I wanted an

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Speaker 2: It was only for a second Gandhi I sat down.

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Speaker 6: See, I think I think a butthole is a butthole

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Speaker 2: Oh geez, Well okay, So Let's say the cat comes

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Speaker 2: sits there. Oh yeah, they don't make a shower and

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Speaker 2: they're sitting there, so why do they get a pass?

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Speaker 2: And Josh, Josh.

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Speaker 5: Okays had a big meal right before you took the shower,

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Speaker 6: You know what?

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Speaker 2: This is where this is where I cut everything off.

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Speaker 2: This is where I end the conversation and sores the

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Speaker 2: subject because you know what, but if we keep going,

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Speaker 2: you know how we this is the show that dog piles.

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Speaker 2: As soon as one person says something, the next person

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Speaker 2: has to top it. Right, you yell digestion, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: turn it off? Thank you, froggy? What do we have

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Speaker 4: If you have more cushion, then you really don't get

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Speaker 4: it doesn't experience. That doesn't experience the couch. It doesn't

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Speaker 4: it doesn't touch. What are you saying, I do a

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Speaker 2: If you have a what you're saying, If you have

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Speaker 2: someone with like a like like a banonka donk. I

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Speaker 18: So I don't even think the butthole got to it

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, please can we change you?

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Speaker 6: This detection going on?

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, we got to move on. We gotta

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Speaker 2: move on. Thank you, thank you. So I don't know

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Speaker 2: what the verdict is. We'll think about it. We'll get

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Speaker 2: back to you on that is it? Okay? If we have,

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Speaker 2: we'll have a private discussion about this, Like all right,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my couch professionally washed now, just to

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Speaker 17: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 2: Garrett has the phone tap? What's it all about? Christopher

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Speaker 2: and Jill.

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Speaker 20: They are best friends and Christopher is just tired of

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Speaker 20: a good guy. So Christopher decides to take it upon

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Speaker 2: Oh so a friend helping out a friend. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: I play the part of the guy. Oh god, this

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Speaker 2: could be bad. All right, Garrett, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: is is this Jill?

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Speaker 21: Yes?

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Speaker 20: I was out the other night. Are you familiar. Yeah, okay, great,

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Speaker 20: we haven't run into each other. I haven't mentioned before.

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Speaker 20: So this is this is where it's kind of you

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Speaker 20: know a little.

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Speaker 12: How did you get my phone number?

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Speaker 20: I went into the restroom and I used the stall

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Speaker 20: and uh, funny enough, your your phone number was was

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Speaker 2: It said for a good time call.

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Speaker 21: Is this a joke?

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Speaker 20: No, no, seriously, this is for real. And that's what

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Speaker 20: I hope we could be for real about this. And yeah,

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Speaker 20: I'm just an ordinary guy. I haven't done anything like

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Speaker 21: No, well, I have no idea how my number got

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Speaker 21: in the backroom. So well that I'm not interested in

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Speaker 2: Let's call her back and you talk.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 22: Hey, oh hey, what's your plan for today?

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Speaker 23: I don't know.

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Speaker 21: I'm a little thrown. I just got a really weird

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Speaker 22: Oh, I mean, I was just calling to see if

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Speaker 21: You're right, someone just called me and said they got

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Speaker 21: my number from the bathroom skull wall in the restaurant

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Speaker 21: we went.

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Speaker 1: To the other night.

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Speaker 22: My number was wall Joe I am so sorry about this. Okay,

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Speaker 22: I think that I think that I might have written

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Speaker 21: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 24: Well?

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Speaker 22: I mean, I guess complain about I am a boyfriend.

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Speaker 17: I was ditching and moaning about it.

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Speaker 24: I'm sorry that was.

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Speaker 21: Such a burden to you to listen to me when

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Speaker 21: I'm going through this. But it's my decision who I

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Speaker 21: even call you my best friend. I cannot believe you did.

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Speaker 22: This to me, But I'm your best friend. Just said that,

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Speaker 21: You were just trying to help. I would rather have

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Speaker 21: you posts an online ad for me instead of writing

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Speaker 2: Saw a wall.

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Speaker 21: Would you like me to go put your number on

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Speaker 21: a wall?

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Speaker 22: I drew a stick figure of you. I made you

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Speaker 22: look really good. I had like big boobs and a

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Speaker 21: I don't even have big boom. That is like an

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking, Joe?

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Speaker 22: Come on your catch?

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Speaker 21: Yes I am, And therefore I don't need to be

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Speaker 21: posted on the bathroom wall to be called Jill.

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Speaker 2: Hello, it's me, the guy who called you from the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: What you just got?

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Speaker 2: Phone tapped?

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Speaker 21: Oh my god?

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Speaker 11: Are you hearing?

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Speaker 22: I love that?

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Speaker 20: This is garrettro and Elvistan in the Morning Show'm.

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Speaker 21: So glad you didn't write by them for on the wall.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 25: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 25: all participates.

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Speaker 17: The Elvis Teroran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 17: the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Worth all right, So you're in a relationship, right, Maybe

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Speaker 2: it's brand a relationship, or maybe you moved in with

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Speaker 2: each other with your new relationship, you know, it's getting

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Speaker 2: to know someone. You get to know someone, especially if

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Speaker 2: you take a vacation with him, as Gandhi you did

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Speaker 2: with Brandon. Yes, I did you get to know someone

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Speaker 2: the good and the bad?

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Speaker 26: Ye?

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Speaker 2: And then of course Samantha moved in with her boyfriend

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Speaker 2: Will Oh yeah. Now you guys have spent the night

450
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Speaker 2: with each other many times. Yeah, but what happened that

451
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,159
Speaker 2: totally melted your eyebrows.

452
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Speaker 27: I have learned that William is really desperate for me

453
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Speaker 27: to be able to use the bathroom in front of him.

454
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Speaker 2: No, okay, hold on here around here.

455
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Speaker 27: He considers it to be the height of comfort and

456
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,000
Speaker 27: trust in a relationship. He thinks, if you could do that,

457
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 27: you're all the way with the comfort.

458
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,720
Speaker 2: So you so you will go into the bathroom and

459
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,640
Speaker 2: start looking in the mirror and you're getting ready. Yeah,

460
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,000
Speaker 2: and he'll come sit down on the ball next to you.

461
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Speaker 27: He's done that several times already, and I just have

462
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Speaker 27: to run.

463
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Speaker 6: Regardless of the situation. It's not okay, it's not okay.

464
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 6: But he wants me to you know, he wants to

465
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Speaker 6: trade places. He wants me to be comfortable. Here's the thing.

466
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Speaker 27: I am ninety nine percent saying no, But I want

467
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Speaker 27: to maybe consider a bet that I really want something

468
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Speaker 27: from and I'll use that as leverage.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, no, no, no, how many don't you have?

470
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Speaker 15: What you have?

471
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Speaker 2: One bathroom?

472
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Speaker 26: Oh? Yeah?

473
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Speaker 2: Okay?

474
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Speaker 6: Does it lock?

475
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Speaker 27: Medium?

476
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Speaker 2: So I'll come home, well, Alex and I'll come home

477
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Speaker 2: from dinner, He'll go, I'll go to go Okay, go

478
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, you know, you hear these

479
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 2: foul noises, But what do you do? Close the door?

480
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 2: Here's he keeps it open. But I know he keeps

481
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Speaker 2: it open on purpose because you know, it just irritates

482
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Speaker 2: the whatever out of me. And you hear these noises,

483
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Speaker 2: you know what the noises are? You know what you

484
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 2: you know those things? I don't know. I don't want

485
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 2: to hear that. I don't want to hear your air propulsion.

486
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear you getting left off off

487
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Speaker 2: the toilet.

488
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Speaker 27: Or he has this breathing thing sometimes before and then

489
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Speaker 27: you hear.

490
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Speaker 2: This, you hear this. Ah, Yeah, I don't want to

491
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Speaker 2: hear that. But so you're saying that it's not just

492
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Speaker 2: going to the bathroom for Will. Will believes it as

493
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 2: a couple, you can further bond with each other if

494
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 2: you open that door and just you know, use the

495
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Speaker 2: bathroom together, no matter what you're doing.

496
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Speaker 6: Yeah, he says, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Yes,

497
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 6: body poops. No, I don't really want to do it, guys.

498
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,199
Speaker 6: I like sexual attraction is a thing, right, Can you

499
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Speaker 6: still be sexually attracted to someone after watching them take

500
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Speaker 6: a du well. Currently it still is really gambling. No,

501
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Speaker 6: But I don't know.

502
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Speaker 27: If I could find a bet like like maybe get

503
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Speaker 27: him to get rid of his collection of cargo shorts.

504
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 6: Or something, and I think that's worth it, I.

505
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Speaker 27: Might well not yet I haven't pulled the trigger on it,

506
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 27: but I know there's something out there where I will

507
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 27: use that as leverage and I will get that bet.

508
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Speaker 6: But then you have to poop in from it only

509
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Speaker 6: if I lose.

510
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Speaker 2: Tell you what that's not, yes, Scotty b. So it

511
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 2: all changes when you get married.

512
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Speaker 28: Because when Amy and I got married on our wedding night,

513
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 28: we were in the hotel and I was sitting on

514
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Speaker 28: the toilet and Amy was at my feet as we

515
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Speaker 28: were opening the gifts.

516
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Speaker 24: Are you kidding?

517
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Speaker 2: Like it was nothing? Oh No, married for hours. That's

518
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 2: when it starts. No, there's there's stuff coming out, but

519
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 2: there was money in the envelopes. It didn't matter.

520
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Speaker 6: You could wait, no, and that opened the gifts. O.

521
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 2: God, what's scared?

522
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 7: God?

523
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,199
Speaker 2: I know she's she's crossed her.

524
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Speaker 4: You start to normalize that kind of thing in a relationship,

525
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 4: all the mistique is gone. I want I want to

526
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Speaker 4: always look at you as an in I want to

527
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Speaker 4: worship you.

528
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Speaker 2: I don't need to know you say that angels don't

529
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 2: pooh no, But I want to.

530
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Speaker 4: Know ninety percent of you. That last ten percent keep

531
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Speaker 4: in the bathroom. You could cause long term damage to

532
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,640
Speaker 4: your relationship because then you might start looking at other

533
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 4: people and look at that as yeah, frog, what.

534
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Speaker 16: Well, here's the problem in my house. And I don't

535
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 16: understand why this is a thing. If Lisa passes gas,

536
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 16: she's like, nobody's.

537
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Speaker 7: Supposed to say anything. But if I do it, she

538
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 7: yells at.

539
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Speaker 2: Me, Well, there's no that. It makes no sense.

540
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Speaker 16: No, why Like why am I not allowed to fart?

541
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Speaker 16: But she's okay with it, like it's okay for her,

542
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 16: it's an accident.

543
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 2: Why but you, she probably lets one slip. You're the

544
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: kind of guy who lifts one leg and pulls the

545
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 2: other arm in.

546
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 7: Like That's exactly what I did last night in the bathroom.

547
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 7: I'm like, wait, I put my arm in the air.

548
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 7: I'm like wait, wait, wait for it, and then I

549
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 7: pulled down on it like a horn.

550
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 2: Well I know, like, okay, okay, So there is a difference.

551
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 2: I've got Victoria here, Hi, Victoria. Why so you've been

552
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: married five years now, is this behavior common in your

553
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 2: relationship of five year marriage?

554
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 29: I mean, you know, we've been together for about ten

555
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 29: years and married for five and it is only within

556
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 29: the last year, because of our living situation, that my

557
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 29: husband has been able to accept the fact that I'm

558
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 29: just gonna walk into the bathroom. Oh, only within the

559
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 29: last year, like he used to, you know, keep the

560
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 29: door closed and last while he was in the shower,

561
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 29: so I couldn't even look in the mirror, like there's

562
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Speaker 29: one bathroom in this house.

563
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Speaker 2: So wait, wait, wait, what what changed? I mean, what

564
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 2: changed that now makes it all okay for all the

565
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: all the walls to come down?

566
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Speaker 30: You know, I'm not sure he's so, I'm not sure

567
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 30: he accepts that it's okay. I think it's because of

568
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 30: our living situation, only having one bathroom in the house

569
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 30: of six people on a baby, that he's just he

570
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 30: just had to accept it.

571
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 29: No matter what's this.

572
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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, Victoria. This is the difference

573
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 2: between me and Alex or me and you're you. I

574
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: close the door and lock it even if I'm b

575
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 2: myself at the apartment. So I don't know, it's maybe

576
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 2: it's just habit, it's just habit.

577
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 15: I'm not.

578
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 2: I'm not expecting someone to.

579
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 19: Like, oh you're poohing.

580
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: Hi, who are you? Why are you here?

581
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 12: Now?

582
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 8: I'm the complete opposite.

583
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: Doors always open here, all right, Victoria, thank you, thanks

584
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: for listening to us.

585
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 6: People know, Hi, Jackie, Hi, Elvis.

586
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 30: Oh my god, I'm so glad I finally got through.

587
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 10: It's taking me years to talk to you guys. I'm

588
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 10: so excited.

589
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: Well, isn't it said? It took the conversation of poohing?

590
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 7: No, I know, open open the door for you.

591
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: What's going on, Jackie?

592
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 10: So I've been married for almost two years and I

593
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 10: still refuse if my husband has to go. Number two, Nope,

594
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 10: it's completely out of the question. Number one, that's that's questionable.

595
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 10: You know that one We're okay with. But still no,

596
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 10: absolutely not. The sounds and the smells. No, I have

597
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 10: to keep the door closed for him and vice versas

598
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 10: for me.

599
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 2: Yes, for you, good, you know you're I guess we're

600
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 2: all different. You know, there's there's a vegetarians, there's meat

601
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: eating people, and then there's poohing in front of people

602
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 2: both ends.

603
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know, especially guys. No offense to you guys,

604
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 10: but you guys make a lot of more noises.

605
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 16: That's not that's not fair to generalize.

606
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 2: I'll be very honest with you. Mine are like little

607
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: little rabbit pellets. You never know who they're.

608
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 24: No.

609
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 10: And then my husband's in the bathroom like at least

610
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Speaker 10: a half an hour, and we only have like like

611
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 10: one bathroom in our apartment, so it's like it's out

612
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 10: of commission for like a half an hour. So if I

613
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 10: have to pee, it's like, well, I no, okay, I.

614
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 2: Know, since we've gotten this gross, let's let's let's just

615
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: keep moving forward, Jackie. So it's one thing to like,

616
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: you know, do the deed, and then you have to

617
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: you have to clean up. I don't want to be

618
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: there during the clean up one I'll five.

619
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Speaker 6: I don't want to be there for that.

620
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 24: The hell.

621
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Speaker 31: I don't want to be.

622
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 2: There talking about it. I know you got it. Sometimes

623
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 2: it takes more effort than others. Sometimes it's like you know,

624
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: dust and you're good. Sometimes it's it's you know, what about.

625
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 16: When I leave the room, should I announce like, hey,

626
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 16: nobody go in there for a while.

627
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 2: That's being polite, all right, Well, Jackie, thank you for listening,

628
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: and I agree with you. This is why we need doors.

629
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 10: Oh exactly. Thank you guys so much. Elvis, you know

630
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 10: I'm big fans of you guys and the whole show.

631
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: And Alex Well, thank you, thank you so much. I

632
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: appreciate it. Jack, you have a beautiful day. Thanks for

633
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: listening to it.

634
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 10: Thank you you too. Thanks.

635
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so upset.

636
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 6: I'm so disturbed right now.

637
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: Thank me too. But we have we have all these

638
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: calls coming in. There's this is like this relatable thing. Wait,

639
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 2: hold on, I was told to go to one more

640
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: and we can move Donnie.

641
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you and your boyfriend?

642
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: So Hi, So you and your boyfriend you're so into

643
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 2: each other.

644
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 32: How's that okay? So we invade each other's spaces like

645
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 32: all the time. So we've been together for ten years.

646
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 32: So like sometimes I'll say, hey, come hold my hand

647
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 32: while pooh because I'm having a difficult time and you

648
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 32: need to be here for this.

649
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like he's in the delivery room.

650
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Flavors exactly. You're delivering something, George.

651
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 32: Sometimes it's support time, you know.

652
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: But if someone says to me, but it's not like

653
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 2: giving birth to a baby, it's a totally different thing.

654
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 2: If someone says to me, I really have to pooh,

655
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 2: I'm dilated three centimes, I think you really should go pooh.

656
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 2: All right, Donnie, thank you for listening, and you're the

657
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: last call we're gonna take on this.

658
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: I swear I'm the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

659
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: My favorites were always when a big old Dolly drag

660
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 2: queen will come out. A lot of them love meeting well.

661
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 13: I get a kick out of those drag queens.

662
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 33: People always say, oh, do you believe you like to

663
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 33: talk about the drug queens.

664
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 5: I said, look, I don't care what the dragon?

665
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Speaker 1: What was a dragon?

666
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Speaker 6: Today, Elvis da ran in.

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Speaker 1: The Morning show.

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Speaker 17: Elvis d wran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: So I learned something about producer Sam. She's on the

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Speaker 2: Rown Machine good. She was talking about this. I believe

675
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Speaker 2: I've read it on social media somewhere. She likes to

676
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Speaker 2: have and she says not in a sexual way. She

677
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 2: likes to have little little nibbles taken out of her back.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I could see that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe not taken out. That makes it sound like flesh

680
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Speaker 2: comes off. No, she likes it when will like bites

681
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: her back. Oh, how can that not be sexual? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, see it being like playful, like a playful bite.

683
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Speaker 5: But little love bites wouldn't turn you on. I would

684
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Speaker 5: think it would turn you on.

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Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about anyway. But Scary says something that

686
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Speaker 2: he and his girlfriend do is they talk like babies

687
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Speaker 2: with each other. They have baby talk.

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Speaker 4: Oh do you only in our most private moments and

689
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Speaker 4: nobody has ever heard it except the two of us.

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Speaker 2: Well, we all agree that's so far from sexual.

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Speaker 19: It's not a sexual thing.

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Speaker 4: We're just kind of It's like I would love.

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Speaker 6: To hear it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear it.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure she's thrilled advance to my girlfriend Rob like,

696
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Speaker 5: I'm hungry, you hungry, Let's get some food.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: That's the thing that we have and nobody else knows that.

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Speaker 5: Does anybody else run around slapping each other's privates and

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Speaker 5: and stuff like that, because that's a.

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Speaker 13: Children and I do you do?

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Speaker 26: Oh?

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Speaker 24: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Like he'll be He'll be talking to me and he'll

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Speaker 5: be saying something and at the same time, I'll put

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Speaker 5: my hand forward and grab his stuff and he'll.

707
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Speaker 6: Be like, what we do stop?

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Speaker 13: We just stop, or he'll go.

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Speaker 5: And he'll grab my boob while I'm running past the house,

710
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Speaker 5: and we just start cracking up, laughing at each other.

711
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 5: Just so stupid.

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Speaker 6: The boob grab is great. Brandon still has done the

713
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Speaker 6: thing a couple of times where he tries to lift

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Speaker 6: me up with one arm, but he does it by

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Speaker 6: like right under the crotch, like grabbing right under there.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my goodness, like he's picking up a

717
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Speaker 2: bowling ball.

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Speaker 6: It's a lot of wedgies and the pulling down of

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Speaker 6: the pants.

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Speaker 2: So these are fun ho froggy. Alsa do that all

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Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 16: Did we keep choking? No, I'm sorry. I got some

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Speaker 16: sec on my throat a second ago. I thought I

724
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Speaker 16: had to give myself the hamlich maneuver. I couldn't get

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Speaker 16: it out. Really, Okay, we'll stuck in my windpipe. We'll

726
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Speaker 16: come back to you later.

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Speaker 2: Hey, uh, don't you love when an old bank becomes

728
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Speaker 2: a restaurant? This is my thing. I love it with those.

729
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Speaker 2: You know, when they build a bank, think about the

730
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Speaker 2: old school banks. All financial institutions were built in a

731
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Speaker 2: way to make you feel as if you could not

732
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Speaker 2: penetrate the front door they want you to. They wanted

733
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Speaker 2: to make you feel your money was safe, like big huge,

734
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Speaker 2: twenty foot steel doors and big columns, and you walk

735
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 2: in it looks like, oh, this place is going to

736
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Speaker 2: keep my forty five dollars very safe. And then you

737
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Speaker 2: see in the back the big vault.

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Speaker 6: Oh I love the vault.

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Speaker 2: Well, then one day that bank goes boobs up, it's

740
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Speaker 2: no longer around, and it turns into a restaurant. I

741
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: love those places.

742
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Speaker 26: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But then the other thing, like when a pizza

744
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: hut turns into a dry cleaning place. You definitely see

745
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: the architecture of the old pizza hut, but now you

746
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 2: know it has a drive through where you can pick

747
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Speaker 2: up your laundry. Yeah, it's just when they build these places,

748
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 2: they build them, you know that they have they have

749
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Speaker 2: a style guide. If pizza Hut builds a building, it

750
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Speaker 2: has to look like a pizza hut, right, Yeah, there's

751
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Speaker 2: no way to get away from that look. It's always

752
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Speaker 2: going to be a pizza hut in my mind, Do

753
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Speaker 2: you guys have any place as you know of that

754
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: used to be something else and you can still tell

755
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Speaker 2: it used to be that.

756
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Speaker 24: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: In Boston, there's a club that used to be a jail.

758
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Speaker 6: So it has all of these little cells where you

759
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Speaker 6: can just sit and pop bottles, but people used to

760
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Speaker 6: be locked up there, so it's very weird but kind

761
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Speaker 6: of fun.

762
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Speaker 2: Wow.

763
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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: In Scranton, where they filmed the office they are where

765
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Speaker 5: it's based on, they have an old train station which

766
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Speaker 5: is now a hotel and it is the most gorgeous

767
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Speaker 5: hotel and when you're sitting in the lobby, you just

768
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Speaker 5: you picture all the people coming through the train station

769
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Speaker 5: and all the doors are still there, and it's just

770
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Speaker 5: it's so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: There's a restaurant in the South called the gray It

772
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Speaker 2: used to be a Greyhound bus station that was built

773
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Speaker 2: back in the days where they actually had a waiting

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Speaker 2: room for people who were black. So what they decided

775
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Speaker 2: to do was stir that indto the current design because

776
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Speaker 2: it's a piece of history, right, And of course the

777
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Speaker 2: chef is she's just incredible. But they wanted they wanted,

778
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Speaker 2: they wanted it to tell a story of days gone by.

779
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Speaker 2: Thank God we're not in those days anymore. Right, Yeah,

780
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Speaker 2: and look up the gray I forget if it's in Charleston.

781
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Speaker 2: I found look it up. It's a restaurant I'm dying

782
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Speaker 2: to go to because they didn't want to erase the

783
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Speaker 2: stories that were in this lobby of this old great

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Speaker 2: Greyhound bus station. I find it fascinating. Yes, got to be.

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Speaker 28: There's a great website called not Fooling Anybody dot com

786
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Speaker 28: and it has all these restaurants that used to be

787
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Speaker 28: restaurants that aren't anymore. Like if you look in the

788
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Speaker 28: Zoom Room, that used to be an Arby's, but they

789
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Speaker 28: just call it Hat Creek now because they didn't want

790
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Speaker 28: to change the sign out front.

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Speaker 2: Oh they still use the Arby's hat.

792
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Speaker 28: Yeah, but it's just a different place, and they just

793
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Speaker 28: changed it to shape, you know, fit in the hat.

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Speaker 2: We don't. You can always tell an I hoop like

795
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Speaker 2: the old ie hop designs. Like there's a place on

796
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Speaker 2: Long Island it used to be an eye hoop. Now

797
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Speaker 2: it's a real estate office. Yeah, can you you can't

798
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Speaker 2: mix those up?

799
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Speaker 15: Right?

800
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Speaker 2: I bet it still has syrup dripping down the walls.

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Speaker 6: I think there's one in Colorado. I don't know exactly where,

802
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 6: but it's an old airplane that they have taken and

803
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 6: gutted and you can go eat inside that airplane.

804
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Speaker 15: Now.

805
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Speaker 13: Yeah, cool too.

806
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Speaker 5: There's there's a pizza place around here. Was an old

807
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 5: like trolley car and they gut it out, the trolley

808
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 5: car and it's like a little pizzaia.

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Speaker 13: It's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The gray by the way is in Savannah, and uh

812
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Speaker 2: Mashama Bailey, who is the chef there, was originally from

813
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: Savannah and she always grew up with her you know,

814
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 2: eating her grandma's cooking. She left studied everything culinary arts wise,

815
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: and went back and now she's the chef. It's this

816
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 2: incredible restaurant and I want to go there. A former

817
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: Greyhound bus depot. I love that. See this is this

818
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 2: is the world we're living in. You know, you buy

819
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Speaker 2: a piece of real estate and you want to turn

820
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Speaker 2: it into a retail office or whatever. It already has

821
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Speaker 2: a really cool piece of history on it. Yeah, let

822
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Speaker 2: that live. Why do we have to have steel and

823
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 2: glass as far as the eye can see?

824
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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 15: You know?

826
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

827
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Speaker 2: I know Sarah on line twenty four, Let's go talk

828
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: to her. Hey, Sarah would going on?

829
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Speaker 10: Hi, how are you?

830
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Speaker 11: Good morning?

831
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Speaker 2: We're doing okay? What's happening with you?

832
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Speaker 6: Oh?

833
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Speaker 11: I can't believe I'm talking to you. I've been listening

834
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Speaker 11: to you for so long. This is incredible.

835
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Speaker 2: Well, thank you, thank you very much. Talk about that,

836
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: talk about that liquor store in Jersey that you were

837
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 2: talking about on your tail.

838
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Speaker 11: Yeah, so in South Jersey we have an old pizza hut,

839
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 11: like the really old school with the brown roof, and

840
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 11: it had closed and it became a liquor store and

841
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Speaker 11: they just kind of rolled with it and now it's

842
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Speaker 11: called the liquor Hut.

843
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Speaker 13: That's so cute.

844
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Speaker 5: Well, it's cute and nasty. But you know, I'm going

845
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Speaker 5: over to the liquor Hut. I mean, I don't know you,

846
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 5: but my mind is you.

847
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Speaker 2: Know, of course we know what your mind is. All right, Fine,

848
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Speaker 2: So where in Jersey is the liquor Hut? I may

849
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Speaker 2: have to roll over there today.

850
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

851
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Speaker 11: It's in Turnersville. It's in South Jersey, right outside of Philly.

852
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Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, and it's a pleasure

853
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: speaking with you. Thanks for listening to us.

854
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 11: You guys are amazing. I love you guys.

855
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Speaker 2: H Sarah, we love you more. Thanks for calling. Be

856
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 2: careful getting to work today. Georgia Online twenty three. A

857
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: coffee shop. Well we're doing okay. So you know of

858
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 2: a coffee shop that used to be.

859
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Speaker 10: A what, no, a funeral home that turned into a

860
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Speaker 10: coffee shop.

861
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Speaker 2: Oh, whoa.

862
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Speaker 13: I wonder if it's haunted.

863
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it used to be a funeral home.

864
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Speaker 12: I don't know.

865
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Speaker 11: I would never go in there.

866
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Speaker 2: Why not?

867
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Speaker 8: I don't know.

868
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Speaker 9: I just feel if I.

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Speaker 11: Was you going in there, Yeah, into funerals and lakes there,

870
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 11: So I don't know.

871
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 2: You have a little memory there. Yeah, I don't know.

872
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 2: The the the coffee tastes a little like from aldehyde.

873
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 2: I feel pickled. All right, very good, Georgia. Thanks for listening.

874
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 2: I've meant to do a good business for the people

875
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Speaker 2: who are alive. I'd like to order a corpuccino a corps.

876
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: Sorry I messed up your joke, Brody.

877
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Speaker 5: Isn't there an old liquor store down the block from

878
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 5: us at the radio station that turned into like a clothing.

879
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a liquor store. It turned into Snyder Yeah,

880
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 2: before that, it was a it was a was it's

881
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 2: the chain of of stores. The crew. It was a

882
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 2: J Crew. It was a J Crew offshoot. Yeah, absolutely

883
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Speaker 2: it is. But it still has the liquor store signed.

884
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, let's go get some tinos. Look, it's

885
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 2: a cardigan.

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Speaker 23: All of you are.

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Speaker 17: El mister Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in

888
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Speaker 17: the Morning Show.

889
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Speaker 2: Here's my problem with this apartment I live in here.

890
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Speaker 2: Nothing works. Do you live? Do you live in a

891
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: house or an apartment where there are things that just

892
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: don't work and you haven't really put the effort in

893
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Speaker 2: to get them fixed.

894
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 16: I have things that have rules in my house, like

895
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 16: if you want to use something, it doesn't work properly,

896
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 16: so I know how to tell you the Jankeity way

897
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 16: to use it.

898
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: Okay, well that means it doesn't work.

899
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 13: That's the light bulb thing.

900
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 5: So like in the dining room there's like two light

901
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 5: bulbs out, and then in the kitchen there's a light

902
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 5: bulb out. And if you go and I keep saying

903
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 5: Sheldon and I are like, yeah, we got to change

904
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 5: those light bulbs. We have the light bulbs. We're just

905
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 5: too lazy to change the light bulb.

906
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 24: Oh.

907
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, the light bulbs are an easy change. That's an

908
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 2: easy thing.

909
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 5: What doesn't work in you think?

910
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 2: Okay, well, here's the list. Wi Fi not working. I

911
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 2: don't have any streaming at all. I can't watch streaming

912
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 2: TV unless I jump it off my phone through Roku.

913
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: There's a list. Oh, the building is starting to leak again,

914
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: which is not my responsibility. It's a long list.

915
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's a lot things.

916
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: Thats just it's just one by one things are peeling

917
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: off the onion and I'll soon I'll be left with nothing.

918
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel you.

919
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: You have these problems.

920
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 6: You're right, God, every day something different is wrong with it.

921
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 6: The maintenance guys are my best friends, because there's the

922
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 6: floors are janky, the light switches don't work. One of

923
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 6: the toilets spread me the other day and it wasn't

924
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 6: a tushy spirit toilet problem too.

925
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 24: Was going on.

926
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 2: It's an expensive Japanese toilet doesn't work.

927
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 6: These seems to.

928
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 5: Be things that, like you, the people that run the

929
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 5: apartment complex should be doing.

930
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: You would think, no, I own my here's the problem.

931
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 2: And I was thinking about this on the way to

932
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: work today and this really could this could be an

933
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: issue with my relationship with Alex One of the reasons,

934
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,919
Speaker 2: one of the many reasons I married Alex is because

935
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: he's the kind of guy who can fix things. He

936
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: fixes nothing nothing. I'll say, hey, I got some some

937
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: things that need to be done around the house this weekend. Okay,

938
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: I'll get never gets to anything, never does anything. He'll

939
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 2: actually bring a screwdriver out and like screw a screw

940
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 2: halfway in and then put the screwdriver down and leave

941
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: it there and that's the end of it.

942
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 6: Now you have a hole in your foot.

943
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, I'm thinking looking, But we want to continue

944
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 2: with this relationship. You need to start fixing things around

945
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 2: the house because that's your that's your thing.

946
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 5: It's also hot when they fix things around the house.

947
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 5: Do you fix that? You're so good.

948
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: I'd love to know what that feels like.

949
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 5: I'll send Sheldon to your house then help you.

950
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 2: Is he a fixer?

951
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, he fixes lots. He always comes up with these

952
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 5: crazy crafty ways of fixing things. Yeah, it's good, all.

953
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: Right, So I'm not the only one that's Who are

954
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: you talking to in there?

955
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 5: What's your name?

956
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 2: Who is that?

957
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 26: This is Colleen? She said her parents' house is like is.

958
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: It falling apart? Yep, let me talk to you, said

959
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: Alex over there to fix Colleen's house. Hi Colleen, how

960
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: are you?

961
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 17: Hi?

962
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 5: I'm great, how are you well?

963
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 2: Life is just falling apart around us. The house is

964
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: caving it. You love it, you live, you live in

965
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: this kind of world.

966
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 12: Uh no, My parents' house is that way. So when

967
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 12: I go visit them, I'm like, nothing works and they're like, no, no,

968
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 12: the toilet's not broken. You just have to take the

969
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 12: back of the tank off and jiggle it.

970
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 24: Funny.

971
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 12: You just have to lift the handle up, and it's

972
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 12: like everything. And when we have company over, everyone's.

973
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 24: Like, why is everything broken?

974
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 12: They're like, no, no, it's not broken.

975
00:41:59,480 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 11: It's fine.

976
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 13: They know how to use it as long as they

977
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 13: know it's the broken house.

978
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 12: But you know, when you host Christmas, you can't be like, oh, ps,

979
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 12: that lights, but you have to splam your hand into

980
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 12: the work.

981
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 10: Don't worry.

982
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 5: Hey Grandma, We're so sorry.

983
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 2: This is what's happening.

984
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

985
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: Question is this like a getting older thing? Is that

986
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: what it is? Because my house is falling apart around.

987
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 5: I don't know it is, probably, I don't know.

988
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: They're in their sixties.

989
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 12: I think they used to care and now they're like, well,

990
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 12: one day we'll just move. But you know, I like

991
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 12: the things fixed in the meantime.

992
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 5: I have appliances that don't work. Is a vacuument appliance?

993
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 21: Is that?

994
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 5: Okay? So I have a Dyson.

995
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 31: I have a.

996
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 5: Dyson that has like the long neck. Yeah one, okay,

997
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 5: so it goes, okay, problem?

998
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 13: You know how I fix it.

999
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 5: I smacked the side of it and then it sucks

1000
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 5: for like a few minutes, and then it does it again,

1001
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 5: and then I smack the side of it again. And

1002
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 5: everybody keeps telling me just called Dyson and replace it.

1003
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 5: But the laziness of me is like a call tomorrow.

1004
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: Call someone. Oh well, you can call it. I know you.

1005
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: That would take like moments out of your day. I

1006
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 2: know you're busy, and it would fix my problem.

1007
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 26: You know.

1008
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 7: Does Dyson have a lifetime warranty?

1009
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 5: I think I don't know if it has a lifetime warranty,

1010
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 5: but they have troubleshooting and depending on what.

1011
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 2: It is, what noise does it make it against?

1012
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 5: And then I go like this and I hit it

1013
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 5: and it's fine.

1014
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 34: It such as life, and I think something's clogged, but

1015
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 34: I can't find what it is.

1016
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's the thing. We live in

1017
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: this world of too many things that that can break.

1018
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: There are too many moving parts in our world. Don't

1019
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 2: you agree with that? Yeah, Colleen, you agree with that.

1020
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 14: Oh?

1021
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely. All right, Well, best of luck with your parents.

1022
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:49,479
Speaker 2: Just go there and smack stuff around. I know, wow, wow,

1023
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 2: I shouldn't speak so soon because everything here in the

1024
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: control room has been working so far.

1025
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 6: There it goes, it's out changed it.

1026
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 17: Don't answer the phone to Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran

1027
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 17: phone tap.

1028
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: This is one of those you make the call phone taps.

1029
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 2: We love these. Oh yeah, we just connect you with

1030
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 2: whoever you want a phone tap and let you do

1031
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: all the work. It's all up to you.

1032
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 35: Oh, we're gonna get my husband, Mike. We got this

1033
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 35: pool and stowed a couple of weeks ago, and he

1034
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 35: wanted no part of this pool. So anything that we

1035
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 35: can do to try to get him fired up about

1036
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 35: the pools falling down or something like that, he'll go

1037
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 35: nuts and move his mind. Go Mike, Yeah, Oh my god,

1038
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 35: you're never gonna believe what I did.

1039
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: What you do?

1040
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 35: I went outside to mow.

1041
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 15: The lawn and oh my god, who'd you do?

1042
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 31: I ran into the pool, into the pool.

1043
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 33: I ran into the buttet of the pool and it

1044
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 33: made a crack in the pool.

1045
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 15: Dan, let me ask you something. Why are we trying to.

1046
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: Mold lawn because it needed to be mowed.

1047
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 12: I don't know.

1048
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 33: I was trying to stake healthy out with the work

1049
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 33: in the yacht and stuff.

1050
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1051
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 22: Well, do you know every time you try to do

1052
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 22: something you something happened.

1053
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 31: You tried to mow the long list, and you put

1054
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 31: the gas with the oil, you tried.

1055
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 2: To weed, whack, you poke the thing?

1056
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 22: Why are you two doing things like that for.

1057
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 24: I'm just trying to help, you know. I don't know

1058
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 24: what to do.

1059
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: Maybe I could like, hie, well there's the pool's done.

1060
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 4: Go to pool people.

1061
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 15: I don't know what it's broke?

1062
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 2: What here's a warranty like?

1063
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 27: I don't know.

1064
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 35: Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.

1065
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 7: I don't know, but there's nothing you can do.

1066
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 2: What could you do the pull it's broke, it's coming out.

1067
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 22: Are we gonna do?

1068
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 24: I'm not a pool guy.

1069
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 2: Pull the pool people?

1070
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 33: What pool people?

1071
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 35: The place that we bought it?

1072
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: From Yeah, I don't know.

1073
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 35: Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.

1074
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 33: It's like all flooded.

1075
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 15: It's gonna flood. Yeah, the whole yard's gonna flood.

1076
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 35: Oh my god. The water is like I think it's

1077
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 35: going like into the pinion coop or something.

1078
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 22: Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the

1079
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 22: whole neighborhood.

1080
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 15: You did me.

1081
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 35: Well, what am I gonna do about the birds in

1082
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 35: the back?

1083
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1084
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 22: I have no idea.

1085
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 35: God, I'm so sorry.

1086
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 15: How could you do something like that?

1087
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 31: I don't understand you, Like, what.

1088
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 36: Are you trying to move the wall for?

1089
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 17: You?

1090
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: Just move on?

1091
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 21: So I just thought I would help you.

1092
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 7: I was cleaning the hang and not helping me by

1093
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 7: doing things like that, you're not helping me.

1094
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 31: I tried to tell you that already, didn't I know?

1095
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 31: I told you that would you pulled the thing out

1096
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 31: and you putting oil in the gage?

1097
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 35: Oh my god, Now that's freaking.

1098
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 2: The water is all above the outlet.

1099
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 1: And the spark's coming out of the pigeon coop.

1100
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 33: What am I supposed to do?

1101
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: Now?

1102
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1103
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 35: The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something that's

1104
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 35: Oh my.

1105
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 2: God, I'm pulling, I'm plugging, shutting, plugged in.

1106
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 22: Oh, you'll get away from it.

1107
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 15: Then get the got it there.

1108
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 6: Oh my god, No, don't even call me back.

1109
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 15: The more I'm working, Okay, No, I.

1110
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 24: Don't know what to do. Go shut the break the

1111
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 24: hor downstairs and get the got in the yard.

1112
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 36: What the you doing?

1113
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 14: What the are you doing here?

1114
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 19: Michael?

1115
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh, get the.

1116
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 15: Got to make me have a bot attack.

1117
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: Over here with Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 25: This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all parts.

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Speaker 17: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 17: the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, we're rolling.

1122
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 2: Back into carpool season right where more and more people are,

1123
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 2: you know, they're getting back to being on schedule and

1124
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: being prompt and on time. So is it too early

1125
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 2: doing people are carpooling right now? Like Nate was saying,

1126
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: how he pulls into the garage every day and there's

1127
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: a car in front of him. It's what guys in

1128
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 2: the car pools together were construction.

1129
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 3: Workers, and they get at they don't say a word,

1130
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 3: And I just feel like that must be the most

1131
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: miserable carpool ever. These four guys that probably just are

1132
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 3: so bitter they have to go to work five o'clock

1133
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 3: in the morning.

1134
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 2: They get out and just go on their way. They're

1135
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 2: separate ways. It's not supposed to be unless you make

1136
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 2: it that way. It's not supposed to be like a

1137
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: social get together. It is, you know, it's a ride.

1138
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 2: It's an economically sound way to ride together. So I

1139
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 2: know that you guys carpool every once in a while,

1140
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: like in the morning.

1141
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I drive, and then usually it's Sam and

1142
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 4: Andrew and sometimes Gandhi. Yeah, and I got to say

1143
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 4: I feel sometimes more like car service than carpool because

1144
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 4: you drive every time because.

1145
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 2: I'm the driver.

1146
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 4: And then but then there's a pickup spot, so everyone's

1147
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 4: got to make up to make it to the pickup

1148
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 4: spot on time.

1149
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: And usually it's.

1150
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 4: Andrew running down the block because he couldn't make it,

1151
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 4: you know, so he kind of haul hall.

1152
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the carpool thing. Though, if you're gonna ride

1153
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 2: in a carpool, it's not gonna be as convenient as

1154
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 2: riding by yourself. Okay. But there's there's gotta be some

1155
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: political crap going on too. Let's say you're car pulling

1156
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: every day with three other people and you just you're like, oh,

1157
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: dear god, no, I'd rather just be alone in my car.

1158
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to listen to them. I

1159
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: don't want it. I don't want to like yeah, you know,

1160
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 2: and so you have to like break out of the carpool.

1161
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: It's it's almost like breaking up with whoever cuts your hair,

1162
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 2: you know. I don't know. Oh yeah, you know. How

1163
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: do you get out of this without hurting their feelings?

1164
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: Like escaping your carpool? I don't know.

1165
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know if you can do

1166
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 6: it without hurting feelings unless it's you know, a feelings

1167
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 6: mutual thing and you both hate each other. And then

1168
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 6: it's like, oh good, thank god.

1169
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: You could easily lie and go. You know, I'd just

1170
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 2: rather leave the house later. So you guys, go ahead.

1171
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 2: What is it like a vote thing?

1172
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: You know, if you have to extricate somebody from the carpool,

1173
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 3: did the other carpoolers.

1174
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 2: Kind of just like vote say no, yeah, we got

1175
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 2: to get this. That's a good question, that would be

1176
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 2: that's a good question. Yeah, yeah, I want to hear

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Speaker 2: from you. Text us now at fifty five one hundred.

1178
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 2: My text isn't working, so you guys have to watch it.

1179
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 2: Textus at fifty five to one hundred. We want to

1180
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: hear about your carpool nightmares, whatever.

1181
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 6: Who got kicked out and why exactly?

1182
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: So the questions come up, what are the rules of carpooling.

1183
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 2: I'm assuming if you're driving, you're in charge of the

1184
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 2: air conditioning and the radio whatever you're listening to.

1185
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I'd also like to set a rule that when when,

1186
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 4: if so the carpool person in charge is listening to

1187
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 4: the radio or whatever they're listening to.

1188
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: Don't have competing media, like I can't.

1189
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 4: You can't be in your back seat play on Instagram

1190
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 4: videos and stuff, because I want to hear the whole

1191
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 4: car needs to hear what I'm listening to.

1192
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you're driving, so you you rule, you

1193
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 2: rule the cast. I need to hear the news in

1194
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 2: the morning. I don't.

1195
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear people talking too loudly because

1196
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 4: I want to hear those reports.

1197
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I talked the whole way in today she

1198
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 6: did yep, Oh.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't mind that. That's it.

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Speaker 16: When when I'm riding with Lisa in the car and

1201
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 16: I have the radio on, and all of a sudden,

1202
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 16: she's listening to some Instagram video and she turns it

1203
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 16: up loud so she can hear it. I'm like, yo,

1204
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 16: put the earbuds in. This is when I'm driving. We're

1205
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 16: listening to what I want to listen to.

1206
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, that's.

1207
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 2: That's the rule. If you're driving, you're in charge. You

1208
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 2: are the ruler there. Yeah, Ganda, what do you think?

1209
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 6: Okay, what if all of the people in the carpool

1210
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 6: are equally paying for gas or tolls or whatever, you

1211
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,919
Speaker 6: guys are all splitting that financially, does that person still

1212
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 6: get the right to do everything.

1213
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 16: Yes, because they're paying the insurance on the car and

1214
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 16: paying for the car. So yes, Okay, there's still more

1215
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 16: financially committed to what's going on there than everybody else.

1216
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 6: Okay.

1217
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 2: I love how we're making the rules right here, right now,

1218
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Speaker 2: Line nineteen, currently in her teacher carpool. Let's go live

1219
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 2: to a carpool here. Come along, let's see what's going

1220
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: on in Nicole's car. How you doing, Nicole?

1221
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 36: I'm good.

1222
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 2: How are you doing well? All right? So, how many

1223
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: people in the car as we speak.

1224
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 36: So there's four people including me.

1225
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: Okay, now, and you guys are all good friends? Or

1226
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 2: how do you all get together to form this carpool?

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00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 36: Well, we work in the city, but we live in

1228
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 36: Long Islands, so we all live, you know, geographically close

1229
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 36: to each other. I'm our friends.

1230
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh there, How long have you been doing this

1231
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 2: with the same group?

1232
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 36: Oh, they've been doing it for like what twenty of them?

1233
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 36: So two of them many years and then two others

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00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 36: of us just reading on it a couple of years ago.

1235
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 2: Wow. Now, hold on, I can't imagine riding into the

1236
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 2: city every single day for twenty years with the same person.

1237
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 2: But obviously it's working out for you guys, right, I mean,

1238
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 2: is there ever a political struggle in the car? Like

1239
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: who you smell? Or ooh, I don't want to listen

1240
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 2: to that.

1241
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 14: No.

1242
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 36: The only issue we have is that I'm not the

1243
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 36: best driver, so sometimes I worry that if I stop

1244
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 36: short all more time, they're going to kick me out

1245
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 36: of carpool. But other than that, no, good.

1246
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 32: We have the system.

1247
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 36: You know, Like it's six am, don't thok to me,

1248
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 36: don't say good morning, just one morning and sometimes we talk,

1249
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 36: sometimes we don't. Sometimes we watch not forks, sometimes we

1250
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 36: you know, tell stories. It's just no one has feeling shirt.

1251
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 30: We all do what we need to do.

1252
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: Good. She seems like you guys have figured it out right.

1253
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are some other car pools listening going

1254
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 2: oooh god. I wish I was in that car in

1255
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: the moo. But you know, all right, you gotta get

1256
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 2: to work. Well listen, uh and who pays for everything?

1257
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,439
Speaker 24: What do you mean?

1258
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 2: I mean, do you guys? Do you just take turns

1259
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 2: driving and that's how that's your contribution? Or do you

1260
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 2: we paid for a.

1261
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 36: Car spot so we changed everyone who says that a

1262
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 36: good schedule? Very organized people in this car.

1263
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 2: All right, there you go. Well listen, thanks for your

1264
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 2: infhon Nicole. You tell tell everyone in the car pool

1265
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: we love them and you have a safe drive to work.

1266
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,919
Speaker 36: Okay, Well do shout out ps what I'm saying too.

1267
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 2: There you go, all right. Line seventeen is Anthony. I'll

1268
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 2: listen to why they had to kick someone out of

1269
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 2: the car. How you knowing? Anthony? Hello lady, Hello lady,

1270
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 2: So are you carpooling right now? Or do you carpool

1271
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 2: just periodically.

1272
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 14: No, no, this is, this is, this is a couple

1273
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 14: of years ago, we gave.

1274
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 24: We gave the go one.

1275
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 36: It got him for a couple of days, and then

1276
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 36: it went right back to being rand again.

1277
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: What do I mean. He had a body odor problem.

1278
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 2: Here is body order. So every day he would wed

1279
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 2: oh dear god.

1280
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1281
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 14: Yeah, so we gave in the warning.

1282
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 4: It got better, then it got bad again.

1283
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 14: So we just said we were ending the carpool, were

1284
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 14: canceling the carpool.

1285
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 23: But it was a lie.

1286
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 4: We just got rid of him and we just kept

1287
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 4: carpooling ourselves.

1288
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 7: I think got very fair. Like you gave him the opportunity,

1289
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 7: he cleaned it up. Then he went back the other way.

1290
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 7: You like, hey, listen, you gotta go.

1291
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 2: And you never found out you're still carpooling behind his back. No, okay,

1292
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 2: just one day the carpool viporated. I don't know what

1293
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 2: happened to them. They're just like, all right, well, look

1294
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 2: so now you're no longer carpooling. Now you just you'd

1295
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 2: rather be in the car on your own. Obviously, Anthony,

1296
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: I guess he's okay. Look he kicked us out of

1297
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 2: the car. We're just do we smell? I don't know. Well, okay,

1298
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 2: here's the ultimate is Justin still in line eighteen? I think, Hey,

1299
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 2: Justin Hell already a lady? All right, tell everyone why

1300
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 2: you were once kicked out of a carpool.

1301
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 14: So yeah, definitely not my proudest moment. I had something

1302
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 14: terrible to eat the previous night, unfortunately, and uh I

1303
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 14: was needless to stay kind of lighting the car up.

1304
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 14: We had to pull over, and I was ejected from

1305
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,720
Speaker 14: the car for being gassy.

1306
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 2: And that's all like, yeah, I mean, what did you do? Question?

1307
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 14: We live in a country, you know, a country town,

1308
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 14: so everybody kind of you know.

1309
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 2: Knows everybody.

1310
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 7: I just called a friend that morning.

1311
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 14: And I've unfortunately not been invited back to that.

1312
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 15: Car pool since.

1313
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 14: I couldn't tell you why.

1314
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 2: But it must have been a moment.

1315
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. It was probably some of

1316
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 14: my better work.

1317
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, lord, all right, well okay, but so

1318
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 2: are you friends with these guys at least?

1319
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1320
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're still friends. Like I said, I've I don't

1321
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 14: know that I'm I'm welcome back in the car pool,

1322
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 14: but for the most part, where you know, we're still friends,

1323
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 14: We're making it work all.

1324
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 2: Right, but you know, as your friends, they only want

1325
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 2: to meet you in large, well ventilated areas.

1326
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 6: On the side of the friends. With this one, at

1327
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 6: first I was feeling bad, like, oh, you have a

1328
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 6: stomach ache. That's kind of sad. But then you seemed

1329
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 6: a little proud of it, and I bet you were

1330
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 6: making it worse in that car.

1331
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am.

1332
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 14: I'm not on it against them, I'll be honest.

1333
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 2: Justin have have a safe and non Gussie a way

1334
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 2: to work today. Thanks for listening to us. Uh Becky

1335
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 2: and Savannah George. I love Savannah. So you had to

1336
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 2: leave your carpool because of what Why do you have

1337
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 2: to leave the carpool? Becky?

1338
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 31: Then girl that I was riding with written Kroeneld the ac.

1339
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 14: So like in August and September and Georgia, when.

1340
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: You're having to be in the car for an hour to.

1341
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 14: Get to work, it's miserable.

1342
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 6: It's like a humans violation.

1343
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 2: And he also said she drove really slow, so it

1344
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 2: took forever to get to work or get home. Right, Yeah,

1345
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: she drove.

1346
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 14: Like ten fifteen miles to hour under the speed limit.

1347
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 8: So she just like it was like riding with a

1348
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 8: very very old grandma.

1349
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 14: That just wanted to be super safe.

1350
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 37: I understand, but we had to leave super early to

1351
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 37: get to work because she drove so slow.

1352
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 2: So what's your deal now, Becky?

1353
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 15: Are you?

1354
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 2: Are you in a new carpool or did you just

1355
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 2: give it all up and just say I'll be alone.

1356
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 2: I'll be okay.

1357
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 35: Uh.

1358
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 15: At that point I gave it up.

1359
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 14: I was like, I'll just drive myself, Like this isn't

1360
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 14: worth it, I'll drive myself.

1361
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 16: But now we.

1362
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 14: Live in Savannah and the commute isn't that bad?

1363
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 2: All right, good, all right? So Becky left a carpool.

1364
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 2: Thanks for lest me, Becky. Now what about the disgusting

1365
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 2: things people do in carpools? I mean, you could be

1366
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 2: at that hour of the morning, at your worst, you

1367
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, not really caring about other people's

1368
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 2: feelings or well, for instance, one were called Sam on

1369
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: seventeen got kicked out. Asked Sam?

1370
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 15: Why?

1371
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 2: Gandhi Sam?

1372
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 6: Why did you get kicked out of the carpool?

1373
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:20,959
Speaker 24: Man?

1374
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 15: I'll keep the real I was could have been my

1375
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 15: toenails in.

1376
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 16: The back, Sam clipping toils.

1377
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, the girl was in their makeup. Why couldn't

1378
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: I I could my toails. I was going to a

1379
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 2: couple of long days of work.

1380
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: Man, you know long.

1381
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 7: It exactly involves shrapnel, Like.

1382
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 15: I think I would get over it.

1383
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 14: At that point, I was like, man, I'd be my

1384
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 14: stuff getting my stuff over.

1385
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 2: Check out. Are you out of there?

1386
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 31: Now?

1387
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 2: Are you done? They just kicked you out? Oh yeah,

1388
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 2: you drive alone every day, but of your toenails. All right,

1389
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: it makes sense, I get it. Thanks for the warning, Sam,

1390
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 2: thanks for listening to us. And there you go. Carpool rules.

1391
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 2: You know, we sit here in the comfort of our

1392
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 2: little air conditioning studio every morning, not really understanding what

1393
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 2: the life in traffic is all about every morning, and

1394
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: then you know when you can roll into the lives

1395
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 2: of the carpoolers. Pretty interesting, all right, So thank you.

1396
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 2: We hope you, all of you and your carpool vote

1397
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 2: for us every morning if you don't mind.

1398
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

1399
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 4: I want to read his nuts one because she gave

1400
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 4: us two straws out of five.

1401
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 2: How's your corn beef? If we take another BikeE? Okay?

1402
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 2: Well what is his review of our podcast?

1403
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 37: Abe?

1404
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: Seventy seven?

1405
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 19: Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the podcast, dummies.

1406
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 17: Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,

1407
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 17: Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran

1408
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 17: in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the

1409
00:59:59,400 --> 00:59:59,959
Speaker 17: Morning Show.

1410
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 2: So who in your circle is the worst damn driver?

1411
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: No to man, shut up?

1412
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 13: Scary scary, it's scary.

1413
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 6: It's scary. Here, it's scary scary.

1414
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 2: And then Daniel's number two. Yeah, so I'm Diamond, come here.

1415
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 2: So yesterday we're supposed to meet for lunch and it

1416
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: got all twisted because anyway, things happened. We lost our

1417
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 2: table at Odeon. It's a long story. It's okay, we'll

1418
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 2: find at the restaurants. We're good, We're gonna be okay.

1419
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 2: But anyway, so Odeon is only three blocks from where

1420
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 2: we are, but Scary insists on getting in his car

1421
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 2: and driving, yes, and then finding into the parking space.

1422
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 2: My point is, why don't you walk?

1423
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you why, because then when we're done

1424
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 4: at the restaurant, I can get a quick getaway and

1425
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 4: head home.

1426
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 2: It's three blocks.

1427
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 13: It's three blocks plus I.

1428
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 4: Only brought a hoodie with me yesterday and I didn't

1429
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 4: have a jacket, heavy jacket.

1430
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 19: It was cold, so, yeah, I wanted to drive.

1431
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 2: So what makes it worse is scary? Says well, I

1432
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 2: would to meet you there. I'm just gonna drive and

1433
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 2: then all these people are like, oh, will ride with you?

1434
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 5: Kelly ys Gandhi said that yesterday.

1435
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 13: Go please don't tell me you're getting in that car.

1436
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 6: Absolutely yesterday, I said, I'll get in that car. It

1437
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 6: is cold, Diamond too, Yep, you are feeding the beast. Okay,

1438
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 6: so so doing it anyway.

1439
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: Nate and I walked to Odeon with Ali and then

1440
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 2: you three took the car three blocks to find and

1441
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 2: of course you weren't there for a while because you

1442
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 2: couldn't find a park.

1443
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 19: It's New York City parking.

1444
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 2: We've always talked about how scary is driving is the

1445
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 2: most god awful driving in the world.

1446
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, it is terrible.

1447
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 2: So Diamond finally got to see that yesterday.

1448
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 26: I'm not happy about it, but it was an experience,

1449
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 26: you know, scary. I think I don't want to talk

1450
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 26: too much crap about you because you were nice enough

1451
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 26: to give me a ride, right, and I was real

1452
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 26: have to say that it was cold yesterday. The wind

1453
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 26: was whipping. Loved it, but the wind wasn't the only

1454
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 26: thing whipping Scary was and I I'm pretty sure that

1455
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 26: my neck is a little tight this morning because of

1456
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 26: the way that my head was going back and forth,

1457
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 26: back and forth.

1458
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 2: Yes, he's mom drives like they actually Scary actually puts

1459
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: his left foot on the brake and his right foot

1460
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 2: on the gas.

1461
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 6: Has to be and it's not a stick shift.

1462
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 2: And Froggy is like the expert driver on our show.

1463
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 2: If you were ever with someone who was driving with

1464
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 2: their left foot on the brake and their right foot

1465
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 2: on the gas, wouldn't you just want to take a hostage.

1466
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 7: I would want to take a hostage.

1467
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 16: However, it is Scary's car, and when you get into

1468
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 16: his car you are susceptible to how he drives.

1469
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would, Scary. I would unlock the driver door,

1470
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 7: get in and drive away.

1471
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 2: Well, you can be susceptible for how he drives, but

1472
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 2: he has to be susceptible for us making fun of

1473
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 2: his bad driving.

1474
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 7: Yes, exact after that, don't let him in.

1475
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 26: Right, Well, he won't have to worry about me being

1476
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 26: in it again unless it's like two degrees. I mean,

1477
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,479
Speaker 26: just like you can't get in that car if you're

1478
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 26: if you have an empty stomach. Like, honestly, if you're

1479
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 26: in there that early in the morning, you're whipping around.

1480
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 26: By the time you get here, you're in the morning,

1481
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 26: you're gonna throw up.

1482
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 24: You know.

1483
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 6: Don literally said, how do you guys do this in

1484
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 6: the morning? How are you okay when you come in?

1485
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 6: This explains a lot about all three of you.

1486
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 5: I feel bad for you, Scary, because you're nice enough

1487
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 5: to do all these things for everybody.

1488
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 13: Take them here and bring them.

1489
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 5: Here, take them three blocks to the complain, don't get

1490
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 5: in the car.

1491
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 2: Then okay, Okay. By my point, I'm not trying to

1492
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,959
Speaker 2: say that Scary needs going to be a better driver.

1493
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm just saying we all vote that he is the

1494
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 2: worst driver. That's all this is.

1495
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 19: Can I have a rebuttle here?

1496
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:33,479
Speaker 15: You can.

1497
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 4: Just saying okay because of where I'm personally, I'm not

1498
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 4: saying where he.

1499
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 2: Blames don't do it, don't do it. It's just where

1500
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 2: he says it's because of my upbringing in Brooklyn that

1501
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 2: I'm a bad driver.

1502
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 4: I grew up in an area of Brooklyn where you

1503
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 4: had to be assertive to get parking spaces. Now this

1504
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 4: is Manhattan, all the bike racks and all the food

1505
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 4: sheds are taking up any spot that may be left,

1506
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 4: and all the construction people are out there.

1507
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 19: So you're driving aster.

1508
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 2: Is gonna open up more spaces.

1509
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 4: I don't understand the map about the hurky jerkiness of

1510
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 4: the foreward reverse, because I'm like.

1511
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 24: Is that no, no jery, I have to leave the now.

1512
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 2: Okay. So you'll be driving ninety miles an hour down

1513
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 2: whatever avenue and then you'll see a little slot between

1514
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 2: two cars. You'll work yeah, verse and then you look, oh,

1515
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 2: there's the fire hydrant. Then forward.

1516
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 6: But that's talent, seeing my both that talent, Daniel, you

1517
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 6: would puke everywhere. If you were in his car, you

1518
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 6: would puke, and you would change your tunes so fast.

1519
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 6: And here's the thing, You're right, It is so nice

1520
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 6: that you take us places. It is. You just have

1521
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 6: to prepare yourself. Maybe wear a neck brace.

1522
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 13: I'm not even kidding.

1523
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 5: There was a moment I was sitting in.

1524
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 6: The front seat he did the er and I felt

1525
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 6: this on the back of the seat because I thought

1526
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 6: it was his body.

1527
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 2: I thought it was a spot and then it was not.

1528
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 19: I'm like, oh, no, standing anytime, all right, So motomize it.

1529
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 2: You are a very sweet person, of very kind soul

1530
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 2: for taking people three.

1531
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 6: Blocks It ended up being like twenty trying to find

1532
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 6: that parking spot.

1533
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 2: Well, then we had to leave the exactly we had

1534
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 2: to leave because we got kicked off our table. We

1535
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 2: had to go find we had to find into the restaurant.

1536
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 2: And you know, it was just a day.

1537
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,959
Speaker 19: It was just something you weren't complaining about.

1538
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 2: Was the warmth of my car?

1539
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 13: No, it was great.

1540
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 2: Listen, your car was warm because of the friction of

1541
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 2: bodies bumping against the walls and the ceiling. What mate?

1542
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 2: What I agree with Froggy and Danielle. If you guys

1543
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 2: don't like it, then you you're missing the point. Yeah, no,

1544
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 2: I get the point. I get the point. But when

1545
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 2: you get a free route somewhere, what's the point? You

1546
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 2: don't complain at all, Like, you don't say a word.

1547
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 2: You're like, all right, I guess what. I didn't get

1548
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 2: a free ride. I'm not riding with them. Okay, let

1549
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 2: me think about let's talk about this. If it was

1550
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 2: a city.

1551
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 3: Bus you were on and it was a hurcey jerky ride,

1552
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 3: would you go to the driver and say, hey, you know,

1553
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 3: you really need to figure this out exactly.

1554
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 26: Absolutely, I've done it before.

1555
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 13: No, absolutely not. Hey, it's called a review.

1556
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,960
Speaker 26: People leave reviews on everything.

1557
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, we're not an uber driver.

1558
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 6: Where you leave This is hilarious because I know Danielle

1559
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 6: would pitch up a storm if she was in that car.

1560
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 6: Ronnie Roggie would have a heart attack.

1561
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 5: Though, if he was giving me a ride and it

1562
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 5: was a favor, I would shut my mouth and take

1563
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 5: the ride.

1564
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 6: I think that you would.

1565
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 13: I'm not taking the ride. I'm telling you know, but

1566
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 13: we're not.

1567
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 2: We're not on a ride at Universal Studios. But they

1568
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 2: don't get in the car. That's why I don't said

1569
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 2: to ride. It's three blocks first of all. Second of all,

1570
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 2: don't want to ride. Third, he's being very kind in

1571
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 2: taking you all. I'm saying he's the worst driver. That's

1572
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 2: all I'm saying. You can you can know for a

1573
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 2: full fact that he's the worst driver, But you're still

1574
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 2: going to get in that car with Get you to

1575
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 2: point to yes, shut up, that's not a question.

1576
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 19: It's still an opinion. It's not a fact that I'm

1577
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 19: the worst driver.

1578
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:58,919
Speaker 2: The fact it's a fact.

1579
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 19: How I have nice record? Knock on for Micael I have.

1580
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 2: So Okay, so the question is is who in your

1581
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 2: group is the most god awful driver? Have this conversation.

1582
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 5: I think that if he got into the spot the

1583
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 5: way he says he did, I would be like, dude,

1584
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 5: that is impressive because that you're right in New York City. Unfortunately,

1585
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 5: sometimes this is how you gotta drive. It's crazy.

1586
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 3: I've seen scary pillow parallel park. I mean, he is

1587
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 3: a little hurky jerky, but boy does he get that

1588
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 3: thing in there with inches to spare parallel parking.

1589
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 6: Heurkey jerky is one thing, but driving down a straight

1590
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 6: road hurky jerky it is a completely different story.

1591
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 5: There's no need for it.

1592
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 2: Okay. The second worst driver, of course Danielle because of

1593
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 2: her record.

1594
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 5: But the third you guys don't even know my record.

1595
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 2: Poopheads the third language. The third worst driver is Nate anyway,

1596
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 2: because he doesn't focus.

1597
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 7: I don't.

1598
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 2: And he'll be nice enough to pick me up at

1599
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 2: the apartment and we'll roll ahead like twenty feet to

1600
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 2: stop it and stop light and the light will be red.

1601
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 2: He'll just go right through it and the car's like

1602
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 2: coming right at me. I'm like, wait, God, I had

1603
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 2: temporary color blindness. I think that's a thing. I couldn't

1604
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 2: tell that that was red. Well, you know it's a

1605
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 2: red light because it's the top line, yeah, and the

1606
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 2: bottom line green.

1607
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 13: Right, that's the dining of the light.

1608
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 24: Yeah.

1609
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't mean I get it now, so I'll

1610
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 2: be I'll get in the car. Hey, good morning morning.

1611
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 2: How are you doing. I'm doing okay.

1612
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 13: I'm playing my mom for my bed driving.

1613
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 5: I had one hundred and five fever after I got

1614
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 5: the COVID vaccination.

1615
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:39,599
Speaker 13: Right, so my mom is.

1616
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 5: Driving me someplace, and she's stopping, starting, stopping starting. I

1617
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 5: was so sick with the fever, and I still said,

1618
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 5: stop the car, get the hell out. I have to drive.

1619
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,680
Speaker 13: I cannot drive with you.

1620
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 5: She is the worst.

1621
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,839
Speaker 6: He was giving you a ride your mom.

1622
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 5: No she doesn't. Actually, she forgot her suitcase and I

1623
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 5: was nice enough to go with her to get it.

1624
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,760
Speaker 2: So well, bottom line makes sense. One is we love

1625
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,680
Speaker 2: scary If he gives your ride three blocks, great, it

1626
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,200
Speaker 2: was nice. But as this texture says, maybe you should

1627
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:13,759
Speaker 2: take a little drama mine before you go take it. Hey, okay,

1628
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 2: so have that conversation with your friends today. Who in

1629
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 2: your circle is the worst driver? And then watch the

1630
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 2: fun begame.

1631
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 1: Ha ha, laugh Bunny.

1632
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:33,440
Speaker 17: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show.

1633
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:39,679
Speaker 2: Question, are you better looking, worse looking, or the same

1634
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 2: as your significant other? Let's say you're you are you're

1635
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 2: dating uh, someone who's kind of hot. You know, You're like, yeah,

1636
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 2: you're hot or maybe you're you know, I'm hotter here.

1637
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 2: You know, you say to yourself, you know, no one

1638
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 2: wants to play the the comparison game. Now when you

1639
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,400
Speaker 2: when you're dating Gandhi, do you tend to gravitate to

1640
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:01,759
Speaker 2: where people you feel are hotter or of equal value

1641
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 2: whatever or not value. I hate that word. Or you

1642
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,640
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, You.

1643
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 6: Think they're hotter than me, like a lot hotter than me. Yeah,

1644
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 6: I'm okay with it.

1645
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I have no problem with it.

1646
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 6: I don't mind. I like looking at him being like.

1647
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 2: Hello, I know I got that.

1648
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:17,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, look what I landed.

1649
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 5: My husband just lost like some weight. He's been like

1650
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 5: really working out and everything. He looks in the room

1651
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 5: last night without his shirt on. I go, damn, you

1652
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:27,719
Speaker 5: look good.

1653
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:29,800
Speaker 1: He really you.

1654
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 5: Would really want him now, Elvis, you wanted him back

1655
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 5: in the day. You remember you you're the one who

1656
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 5: introduced me, because he didn't swing that way.

1657
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:41,599
Speaker 2: We never really you know, you you heard a story

1658
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 2: that's not completely accurate.

1659
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 6: Anytimes he says this, he goes, no, I didn't.

1660
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 2: No, you make it sound like I was chasing your

1661
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 2: husband around, trying to like grab him and take him

1662
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,160
Speaker 2: or something. Look, that was not the case when.

1663
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 13: You were on the boat together. You had interest when

1664
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 13: you met him.

1665
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 2: I simply asked him if he was gay. He said no,

1666
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 2: that's the only thing to happen.

1667
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 5: You came in the next morning and you go, hey,

1668
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 5: I met somebody for you, and I wanted him.

1669
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 13: But you know, swing that way. I'm gonna invite me.

1670
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 2: You make it sound like I locked him in my

1671
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 2: garage and I tried to I tied him. I tied

1672
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 2: him up to a chair.

1673
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,160
Speaker 13: I don't think that happened.

1674
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 2: It didn't happen.

1675
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 13: It's all good.

1676
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 6: There chairs involved. Are you throwing chairs?

1677
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,320
Speaker 13: Throwing chairs off of a boat?

1678
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 2: Robbie, you and Lisa, how do you feel about that?

1679
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 15: Oh?

1680
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,760
Speaker 7: God, this is a ten. At least it's a two.

1681
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 2: No.

1682
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 16: No, for real, No, trust me, I have to work

1683
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 16: a little harder to make sure I've been able to

1684
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 16: keep her around.

1685
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 2: Well, now, I'll let me address that, because I feel

1686
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 2: Alex is physically hotter than me. But you know, look,

1687
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 2: I'm a catch.

1688
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,639
Speaker 6: I think I'm a pretty hot.

1689
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 2: Well no, I'm not porn star hot. But what I'm

1690
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 2: telling you right now is I feel I make up

1691
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 2: hot and this in other ways definitely. You know me,

1692
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 2: I'm a chef in the kitchen and a hore in

1693
01:11:59,280 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 2: the bedroom.

1694
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 6: Which is all I would ever want in my life.

1695
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,559
Speaker 6: So I'll be bad you're not on my team.

1696
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 2: I'm a hore in the kitchen and a chef in

1697
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 2: the bedroom. That's what's scary. I'm definitely dating up.

1698
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 4: But I do have my days where I'm like, you

1699
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,200
Speaker 4: know what, I look in the mirror, I'm like, you

1700
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 4: know what, I'm as good as my girlfriend today.

1701
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, Well.

1702
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,680
Speaker 5: What do we say when she walks in a room

1703
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,639
Speaker 5: and we go, damn scary. Why don't you just lock

1704
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 5: that down?

1705
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,200
Speaker 2: Let's go talk to Christy.

1706
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 8: Hey, Christy, hy ah, miss, how are you guys?

1707
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 2: Well, we're doing well. Let me just state for the record,

1708
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 2: you know this is just a fun conversation. I really

1709
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 2: don't like getting into the into a world where we're

1710
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 2: comparing looks to this. You know what I'm saying. I

1711
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 2: just looks schmokes, you know what I'm saying. But anyway,

1712
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:49,000
Speaker 2: you're dating a guy and you feel he's way hotter

1713
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 2: than you, way hotter.

1714
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 32: Let's see, like I was like, damn, he chose me.

1715
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 23: No, this is a joke, like he's just playing game.

1716
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,400
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to say something and this

1717
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:02,839
Speaker 2: may be opulter with you, Christy, I bet you're fifty

1718
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 2: times hotter than you think you are.

1719
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1720
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:09,439
Speaker 2: Maybe see come on, when's the last time you looked

1721
01:13:09,439 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 2: in the mirror went mmm, okay, I would do me,

1722
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:16,840
Speaker 2: I would do me good. Yeah, come on, yeah, I

1723
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 2: see this. That's my girl. That's what I want to

1724
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 2: hear from you.

1725
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 6: I want to see pictures and judge for myself.

1726
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 2: There's no no judging judge Freezoe. All right, Christy, best

1727
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,640
Speaker 2: of luck with your hot guy, and when you're done

1728
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 2: with him, send him over.

1729
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 20: I gotcha, all.

1730
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 2: Right, thanks. I had a dirty dream last night. I

1731
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:37,679
Speaker 2: just remembered about who it was. It was no, no, no, no,

1732
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 2: it was disturbing, disturbing anyway, it was a hot dream.

1733
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 2: But you know what, you feel guilty when you have

1734
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 2: a hot dream but it's disturbing at the same time, or.

1735
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 6: It's about someone that you don't want it to be about,

1736
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 6: and then you look at that person differently.

1737
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 1: That's the worst.

1738
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 2: You know, this was a total stranger. Hello Savannah, I

1739
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 2: love your beautiful night, Savannah.

1740
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 21: Thank you.

1741
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 2: Your significant other, you find you feel is hot than you,

1742
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 2: and she's fourteen years older than you, and I know,

1743
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,599
Speaker 2: but what about you. Let's talk about how you feel

1744
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 2: about you.

1745
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 23: To me, because I listen to your show every morning,

1746
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 23: and I was listening the other day when you were

1747
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,760
Speaker 23: like reading yourself on one to ten. And honestly, most

1748
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,000
Speaker 23: days I feel like I'm a five.

1749
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 5: Or a six. Today I just feel like kids.

1750
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 23: I just I look terrible and everything. But my significant

1751
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 23: other is freaking hot. Look, she's amazing.

1752
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,679
Speaker 2: Keep in mind several things. Number One, when we all

1753
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 2: have five or six days, because you know, we wake

1754
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 2: up and just we're not in the mood. But it's

1755
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 2: really funny how people who say what you just said,

1756
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm a five or six, everyone else around you is thinking,

1757
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 2: you know, she's eight, nine, ten, So you know, give

1758
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 2: yourself a lot of credit and congratulations. On being in

1759
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,400
Speaker 2: a great relationship with someone, and how long have you

1760
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 2: guys been together.

1761
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,599
Speaker 23: Oh, we've actually been together about going on a year

1762
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 23: and a half.

1763
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:57,639
Speaker 2: Good for you.

1764
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 11: And uh yeah, she's got two kids.

1765
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 23: I wasn't used to that at first, or just like a

1766
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,840
Speaker 23: one lill happy family. So I'm still good for you.

1767
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,599
Speaker 2: Look, you're thank you so much. I find you totally hot.

1768
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 2: And I'm a gay guy.

1769
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 13: See other than Nate, most people don't think they're as hot.

1770
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nacy, Yeah, we should all be more like Nate.

1771
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,080
Speaker 2: When you you wake up in a morning and go,

1772
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:20,439
Speaker 2: I got ten? All right, Savannah, feel great about yourself. Everyone,

1773
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 2: feel good about yourself. Look in the mirror and find

1774
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 2: that thing that you love about you that no one

1775
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 2: else has going on, Because you will find something. You

1776
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:28,559
Speaker 2: gotta dig deep.

1777
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:32,799
Speaker 17: Scary, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran

1778
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:33,599
Speaker 17: phone tap.

1779
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,679
Speaker 2: Daniel Yes, Jenn.

1780
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 5: Emails to call me Dad about my credit card. Tell

1781
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,840
Speaker 5: him there's been too much activity on the card and

1782
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 5: since he's a code signer, he's responsible and he's gonna

1783
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 5: go crazy.

1784
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 2: Dad goes mad. In Today's Danielle phone Tap, who, Yes,

1785
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 2: I'm looking.

1786
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:54,320
Speaker 5: For Joe noo please Hi, this is Leslie Sloan from

1787
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 5: her a time. How are you this afternoon?

1788
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 15: Thank you?

1789
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:00,000
Speaker 5: I just wanted to check on some things that were

1790
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 5: put through on a credit card. Yeah, okay, a total

1791
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 5: of six three hundred and fifty four dollars and twenty five.

1792
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,720
Speaker 15: Cents uh six d.

1793
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, because you're the co signer, it says here that

1794
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 5: you would be responsible for payment. So I'm calling you

1795
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 5: because I cannot get in touch with Jen. Okay, all right,

1796
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 5: there was a purchase at Versace this morning at about

1797
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 5: nine thirty five am for one thousand, four hundred and

1798
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:26,600
Speaker 5: twenty five dollars.

1799
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 15: What the hell is VESACEI what do they sell?

1800
01:16:29,479 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 5: Bags and shoes and very high end? It's probably it

1801
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,879
Speaker 5: looks like it's on a purse from what the description

1802
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,880
Speaker 5: is leopard Leopard prints.

1803
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:42,719
Speaker 15: So Jesus Chrystal mighty, yeah, you're not. You're not helping

1804
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,679
Speaker 15: me there. You know, I'm sitting here at well trying

1805
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 15: to do a million things.

1806
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 31: And you're and you acted like a loan shock because

1807
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 31: my daughter is irresponsible, sir.

1808
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to call you and get to the

1809
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 5: bottom of things. Yeah, okay, Unfortunately we're going to need

1810
01:16:56,720 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 5: the minimum payment FedEx to us by tomorrow or we're

1811
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,560
Speaker 5: going to have to send it over to collections.

1812
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:03,479
Speaker 15: Oh really?

1813
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 24: Yeah?

1814
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 15: Okay, and now you're messing me up right, and this

1815
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 15: is going on my credit if I don't, if I

1816
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 15: don't stop my busy day and take care of this,

1817
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 15: Is that what they're telling me?

1818
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm telling you, because sir, you're the

1819
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 5: co signer.

1820
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 15: I didn't sign nothing.

1821
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 5: You know, you know that that's what happens. You're smart

1822
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 5: enough to know that.

1823
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:21,559
Speaker 15: Don't don't patronize me, please?

1824
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, then don't yell at me, and.

1825
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,040
Speaker 15: Don't don't patronize me.

1826
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:26,520
Speaker 5: Don't use the F word when it's not my irresponsible

1827
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 5: daughter going and charging the fourteen hundred dollars at FISACI.

1828
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 15: Don't lection me either.

1829
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 5: Your card will be taken away.

1830
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 15: Oh or geez, let the world end.

1831
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 5: Okay, you know what. Sorry, I don't need this. And

1832
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,719
Speaker 5: if your sorty gets arrested, then that's that's your problem

1833
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 5: because of your attitude.

1834
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 15: But I don't particularly care what happens to my daughter.

1835
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 15: How's that go to jail?

1836
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:46,479
Speaker 1: Hold on?

1837
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,479
Speaker 5: My assistant just got your daughter Jen on the phone.

1838
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 5: I'm going to conference her in Jennery there that you know,

1839
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 5: one of.

1840
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 15: These days you're gonna learn to live within your means. Jennifer, Well, I.

1841
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,919
Speaker 2: Mean I needed stuff for the apartment.

1842
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 31: You just you just charge fourteen hundred dollars this morning.

1843
01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:05,639
Speaker 31: Oh yeah, I bought a purse for fourteen hundred dollars.

1844
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 15: You woant a purse?

1845
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:07,600
Speaker 2: Persocky?

1846
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,800
Speaker 31: Yeah, yeah, I know you don't understand, Like, why would

1847
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 31: you want to buy for fourteen hundred dollars purse when

1848
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:16,720
Speaker 31: you're already missing minimum payments? Oh? I wanted it, you

1849
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 31: wanted it? Okay, Yeah, I want a lot of things

1850
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:20,400
Speaker 31: like maybe did it ever curky?

1851
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 15: Or that maybe you can't afford it?

1852
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 31: Oh?

1853
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,559
Speaker 12: Whatever, I figured you pay for it eventually.

1854
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:29,240
Speaker 31: Well no, no, that's the height of your responsibility. Okay,

1855
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,519
Speaker 31: I'll be damned if I'm gonna help you pay for

1856
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 31: fourteen hundred dollars perse wording you out of your mind.

1857
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,840
Speaker 31: I'm not You're not getting another cent for me, and

1858
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,479
Speaker 31: I'm not gonna pay in school or anybody.

1859
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,679
Speaker 1: How do you like that, Jennifer.

1860
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,880
Speaker 5: We just got a call from Versace saying that they're

1861
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,960
Speaker 5: trying to put through another charge for five twenty five

1862
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,240
Speaker 5: for a matching wallet?

1863
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 13: Is that true?

1864
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 24: Yeah?

1865
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 31: Am I missing something here? Are you totally devoid of

1866
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,840
Speaker 31: responsibility and decency?

1867
01:18:58,360 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 5: Can you hold on one second?

1868
01:18:59,439 --> 01:18:59,639
Speaker 31: Sir?

1869
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 5: Hold on, I'm gonna put gen Jen. Yeah, your dad's

1870
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,439
Speaker 5: on hold? Can you please tell me?

1871
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,719
Speaker 13: Is he I mean, does he bring you up this way?

1872
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean?

1873
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 5: Is her irresponsible parent?

1874
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,720
Speaker 35: I don't know. I mean we've kind of always been

1875
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:11,800
Speaker 35: able to do whatever we want.

1876
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,679
Speaker 15: By the way, I hear what you're saying.

1877
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 5: How can you hear what I'm saying? You're on hold?

1878
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 5: The whole button's not working again.

1879
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,519
Speaker 15: I'm hearing what you're saying. You're telling me I'm an

1880
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 15: irresponsible parent. But they'll tell me.

1881
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 5: I didn't say that.

1882
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 15: What are you talking about? It just hurts you?

1883
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,320
Speaker 5: I never, Jen, did I say that? I don't think.

1884
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,679
Speaker 31: So what are you doing to me? Do you understand

1885
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 31: how busy I am here? I work and I'm fating

1886
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 31: around with it because you're I guess I.

1887
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:36,599
Speaker 5: Find your name whatever?

1888
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 15: No, will you stop?

1889
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:40,719
Speaker 14: What's the worst that happens?

1890
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 21: Well, if I get a.

1891
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,640
Speaker 31: Fine or something, Jennifer, do you realize how much up

1892
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:45,120
Speaker 31: my day?

1893
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:45,880
Speaker 15: All right?

1894
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,000
Speaker 31: I am so busy and I'm sitting here on whole

1895
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,759
Speaker 31: way to it because of what you've done.

1896
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 15: What is wrong with you?

1897
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 2: Nothing's wrong with me.

1898
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,520
Speaker 15: Why can't you talk so I hear.

1899
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:57,559
Speaker 12: You on that work?

1900
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 2: I can't be screaming like you are.

1901
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 31: Well, I'm a or two all right, You understand how

1902
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:05,560
Speaker 31: much busy I am and I'm seeing here doing it

1903
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 31: with you.

1904
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 5: You can get back to work. Just go to Elvis

1905
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,920
Speaker 5: Duran dot com and pay your bill already.

1906
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 15: Elvis Duran dot com. Is he's still alive?

1907
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,760
Speaker 5: This is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

1908
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,200
Speaker 5: And you've just been phone tapped.

1909
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,800
Speaker 15: He's still alive. I thought he died.

1910
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,080
Speaker 13: Now that's Elvis Presley.

1911
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 15: Oh okay, yeah, well you Elvis has.

1912
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:28,360
Speaker 1: Sounded like the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

1913
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,479
Speaker 25: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

1914
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 25: all participation.

1915
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:37,080
Speaker 17: The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

1916
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 17: the Morning Show. This he is Elvis Duran in the

1917
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,040
Speaker 17: Morning Show.

1918
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 2: I have to do a video after the show for

1919
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:53,640
Speaker 2: our it's an event we do an iHeart here at headquarters.

1920
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,000
Speaker 2: We're very excited to talk about research exploring differences between

1921
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:01,720
Speaker 2: marketers and consumers that they're trying to excellent. I think

1922
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 2: we're great at doing that. Yeah, Am I the only

1923
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 2: one in the room that thinks that we're great at

1924
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 2: doing that?

1925
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 17: No?

1926
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 6: I think we are pretty good at doing it.

1927
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:14,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good? Yeah exactly. Yeah, they say, here, okay,

1928
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 2: maybe people listening can help me out. While most marketers

1929
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 2: know what an apparol sprits is, only half of consumers do. Okay,

1930
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 2: I agree with that. H Thirty three percent of consumer

1931
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 2: consumers have no idea what a charcoterie board is. Again,

1932
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:35,519
Speaker 2: marketers do. So there's a separation between the people who

1933
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:41,280
Speaker 2: are in charge of bringing the message to you. They

1934
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 2: think you know about things that you may not know about,

1935
01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:46,240
Speaker 2: and they're marketing things to you and you have no

1936
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:49,000
Speaker 2: idea what they are. Right, this is what they're saying, Yes, Nate,

1937
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 2: what what is an apall sprits? Just for people that

1938
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 2: don't know? It's a cocktail? Maybe with apparol it's you know,

1939
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 2: you drink it on the beaches of Italy.

1940
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:00,799
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's deliciit.

1941
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:04,160
Speaker 2: I think it's and and so aperol is a bitter.

1942
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Marketers know that because they have aload

1943
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:10,320
Speaker 2: of money and they can travel to Italy and order

1944
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 2: aperol spritss while sitting on yachts. Majority of the people

1945
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,040
Speaker 2: don't do that, you know. But a lot of a

1946
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 2: lot of restaurants now when you go to brunches and

1947
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:20,959
Speaker 2: things like that, aperol spritss are the number one cocktail.

1948
01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:23,599
Speaker 2: But a lot of people don't go to brunches. Ye right,

1949
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,439
Speaker 2: That's why Danielle loves her avocado toast. There's a lot

1950
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 2: of people out there who have no idea what a

1951
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 2: avocado toast is, oh my gosh, but Danielle single headedly

1952
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:33,400
Speaker 2: has brought it to the marketplace.

1953
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 13: Danielle, it's so wonderful.

1954
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,920
Speaker 2: Avocado toast industry owes you a big thing.

1955
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,519
Speaker 5: Yes, I feel like if you have social media you

1956
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:43,840
Speaker 5: would know what a charcuterie board was, because.

1957
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 2: You used to call it a sharcucci Last the.

1958
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:46,400
Speaker 13: Last I still do.

1959
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 5: Last year, it was everywhere like every kind of sharkuterie

1960
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:54,320
Speaker 5: like they would make their table a charcuterie board on

1961
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:55,280
Speaker 5: the board underneath.

1962
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:58,760
Speaker 2: But you're forgetting something and marketing. You only know that

1963
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 2: if you follows sites and accounts that are into charcuterie.

1964
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,760
Speaker 6: Boards, because they really funnel that stuff toward you like,

1965
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:11,439
Speaker 6: I bet my boyfriend has no idea about I know

1966
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:13,200
Speaker 6: he knows what a charcuterie board is, but I don't

1967
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,880
Speaker 6: think it pops up on his feed out probably.

1968
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:19,160
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what we call So what's what is on

1969
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 2: your So what is on your boyfriend's feed? Then? What

1970
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,799
Speaker 2: does he what does he know about cars?

1971
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:29,479
Speaker 6: It would be cars, sneakers, sports, specifically Ohio State football,

1972
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:33,120
Speaker 6: and anything that has to do with Chicago weed. I

1973
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,280
Speaker 6: think that's all what auto populates onto his A lot

1974
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,519
Speaker 6: of music, that's what he's interested in. But I don't

1975
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:40,639
Speaker 6: think he follows any type of like design or cooking

1976
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:42,120
Speaker 6: or brunch or anything like that.

1977
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:43,920
Speaker 2: Page does he know what an aperol sprits is?

1978
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:45,880
Speaker 6: I would say, no, I want I'm gonna tell him

1979
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 6: right now.

1980
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I think our show is all about.

1981
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:51,600
Speaker 2: We sort of bridge that gap. I do believe. I

1982
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 2: do believe we talk about all sorts of things on

1983
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,920
Speaker 2: our show. I mean we can go thirty minutes and

1984
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:59,640
Speaker 2: talk about one hundred different things having to do with

1985
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:04,240
Speaker 2: music and things we drink, in places we visit in wildlife,

1986
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:06,320
Speaker 2: and you know, we sort of check off all those

1987
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:11,880
Speaker 2: boxes because we're sort of a rapid fire show, you know, absolutely,

1988
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,840
Speaker 2: and sometimes we dwell for a long time. But stuff

1989
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 2: like we're.

1990
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:17,840
Speaker 6: Doing right now, No, but I think that's stuff. It's

1991
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,479
Speaker 6: important to also know your audience and who you're talking to,

1992
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 6: because if you're you know, if we were to all

1993
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,839
Speaker 6: of a sudden just like jump into the sports arena.

1994
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:28,879
Speaker 6: I don't know how many of our listeners are hardcore

1995
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,479
Speaker 6: sports fans. I think definitely in New York we've got

1996
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 6: like people like Danielle who are hardcore sports fans. But

1997
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:37,360
Speaker 6: I think the majority don't come to us for that exactly.

1998
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:41,000
Speaker 2: For instance, let's say, uh soccer for instance, Okay, let's

1999
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:43,040
Speaker 2: use World Cup. It's coming to the New York area

2000
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:47,479
Speaker 2: partially here in other places, right, But if someone who,

2001
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:50,599
Speaker 2: let's say the World Cup organization wants to buy time

2002
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:53,280
Speaker 2: on our show to talk about the World Cup, I

2003
01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 2: would say to them, well, look, you know what, only

2004
01:24:56,560 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 2: maybe ten percent of our audience is excited about about

2005
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:03,240
Speaker 2: World Cup. Why don't you spend the money to get

2006
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:06,040
Speaker 2: more people excited and bring them in make them more

2007
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,400
Speaker 2: excited about it. Danielle, you see in your house one

2008
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,559
Speaker 2: hundred percent people of the people in your house are

2009
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,519
Speaker 2: in a World Cup, but in the reality here in

2010
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:16,000
Speaker 2: the United States soccer football as you call it, it

2011
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 2: is not that it's not as huge as you think

2012
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:21,320
Speaker 2: it is. You know, well that's it. But you do

2013
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,439
Speaker 2: a great job. You do a great job coming in

2014
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:26,040
Speaker 2: here every week and talking about World Cup. When World

2015
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:27,880
Speaker 2: Cup is going on, you talk about soccer games, you

2016
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:32,000
Speaker 2: talk about the teams. It's people like you that make

2017
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:34,160
Speaker 2: it more of a commonplace thought with people who are

2018
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:34,639
Speaker 2: not familiar.

2019
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,519
Speaker 5: So World Cup needs to come in and pay me

2020
01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:40,599
Speaker 5: to go up there and be the ambassador. Oh my god,

2021
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:42,200
Speaker 5: that we're bathing. Wouldn't that be cool?

2022
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:43,479
Speaker 13: But yeah, I.

2023
01:25:43,479 --> 01:25:45,519
Speaker 6: Think I mean, honestly, I think I suffer from this

2024
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,839
Speaker 6: same thing, Like there are things that I think, Okay,

2025
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:50,840
Speaker 6: everybody knows this song because when I was growing up,

2026
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:53,240
Speaker 6: everybody that I was around heard the song. The station's

2027
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,439
Speaker 6: played this song, and then you guys will be like, no,

2028
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:57,599
Speaker 6: we've never heard that because it was a completely different

2029
01:25:57,640 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 6: thing here than where I was, Right, I don't recognize

2030
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:03,360
Speaker 6: and understand that because it was everywhere where I was.

2031
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,719
Speaker 5: You know, you have it, And I think they also

2032
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,799
Speaker 5: make the mistake of thinking that if you're a certain

2033
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,760
Speaker 5: person or like, say you're a mom, or say you're

2034
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:11,799
Speaker 5: a single person.

2035
01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:14,200
Speaker 13: You're into specific things.

2036
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,200
Speaker 5: Not every single person, not every mom, not every dad

2037
01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 5: is into the same things or does the same things

2038
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:21,599
Speaker 5: with their kids. And they're like, oh, yeah, you should,

2039
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:24,160
Speaker 5: you should definitely advertise this you're a mom. I'm like, well,

2040
01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:26,720
Speaker 5: that's doesn't mean anything. I mean, like you know what

2041
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:30,840
Speaker 5: I mean, Like, just because I had kids doesn't mean

2042
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,559
Speaker 5: I can't control my pay, Like I don't need you

2043
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,519
Speaker 5: to come in and ask me to do depends and

2044
01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:38,040
Speaker 5: I'll yeah, but you have kids. That doesn't mean everybody

2045
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,760
Speaker 5: who has care't ConTroll their pay.

2046
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,280
Speaker 2: Well, don't you remember They're they're asking Scary to do

2047
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:46,360
Speaker 2: commercials for a regtile dysfunction. Yes. No, Well it's like, well,

2048
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:51,760
Speaker 2: don't you have a dysfunctional penis nos a lot of friends. Yes,

2049
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:56,000
Speaker 2: did you do the ad for a rectile dysfunction?

2050
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:56,240
Speaker 1: No?

2051
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:57,519
Speaker 2: They gave me sample copy.

2052
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,160
Speaker 4: I said, I want to see what this is all about,

2053
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:01,160
Speaker 4: and they said read this, and I'm like, I'm not

2054
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:01,719
Speaker 4: going to say.

2055
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,600
Speaker 2: It because it was he was speaking about like I

2056
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:05,920
Speaker 2: have this problem. I said, no, I don't. I said,

2057
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:08,360
Speaker 2: I know about it. But you can still be a

2058
01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:12,720
Speaker 2: communicator and talk to other men about Hey, yes it's

2059
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,879
Speaker 2: a man's voice. Talking about a rectile toffunction. Doesn't mean dysfunction,

2060
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,880
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you haven't. I was willing to do that.

2061
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:18,640
Speaker 2: I was willing to.

2062
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:21,880
Speaker 5: But I think a lot of times perception is reality,

2063
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,880
Speaker 5: and if Scary is talking about it, half the people

2064
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:27,840
Speaker 5: half listening will think, wow, scary.

2065
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:28,960
Speaker 6: Why Yeah, scary?

2066
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:33,680
Speaker 2: Simply scary could look a recti dufunction, a dysfunction. A

2067
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:35,880
Speaker 2: rectile dysfunction is a real thing. Let's take my friend

2068
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:36,679
Speaker 2: Nate for example.

2069
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 6: That's what he says, though, remember the vaginal rejuvenation thing.

2070
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:43,559
Speaker 6: They want to y'all and I to talk about. Most

2071
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,280
Speaker 6: of us are like, I think I'm good. Scary is like,

2072
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,799
Speaker 6: I'll do it all. Talk about my girlfriend.

2073
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 34: We're like, what, just that's what you want?

2074
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What Nate?

2075
01:27:54,439 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 3: But do you remember when he did the spec spot

2076
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:57,839
Speaker 3: for the Boner medication.

2077
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,000
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I was sitting around with my friend.

2078
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:05,080
Speaker 2: We were talking about our erections, like, no guy work.

2079
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 2: That was the first draft. Yeah, send that back to

2080
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:12,320
Speaker 2: the drawing board. They're scary with gay guys. We don't

2081
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,479
Speaker 2: even talk about erections. I mean, I don't know what

2082
01:28:14,479 --> 01:28:15,240
Speaker 2: are you doing.

2083
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 4: So we're hanging out in the bar, sitting around having

2084
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:20,280
Speaker 4: some beers, Like, hey, okay, the whole.

2085
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:23,200
Speaker 2: Point of this conversation is this we're having. You know,

2086
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:27,040
Speaker 2: we're marketers. You know what we have. We have partners

2087
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 2: that want to come to us to get the word out.

2088
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:33,240
Speaker 2: All right, Let's say an erectile dysfunction company does approach us. Again,

2089
01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,160
Speaker 2: I would have a million ideas for them. And it

2090
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:40,000
Speaker 2: doesn't mean I can't get a boner, doesn't mean it's

2091
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,000
Speaker 2: just a it's a conversation a lot of guys have.

2092
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:45,960
Speaker 6: You know, it's an important conversation. Somebody should talk about it.

2093
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:48,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. And my name is Elvis Durant, initials

2094
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:57,480
Speaker 2: ed on the obvious one. You're providing an education for people, Okay, exactly.

2095
01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:00,439
Speaker 2: So this is the point marketers. We are marketers. What

2096
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:02,679
Speaker 2: we do for a living is we market things. That's

2097
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:04,920
Speaker 2: how that's how we keep the lights on, that's how

2098
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:08,000
Speaker 2: we get paid. That's how we can afford apparel, spritzes

2099
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,120
Speaker 2: and avocado toasts.

2100
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,120
Speaker 4: Can you put the disclaimer and at the end of

2101
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:14,679
Speaker 4: the commercial saying that you don't have but this isn't.

2102
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:16,240
Speaker 6: Why this is a paid actor.

2103
01:29:16,479 --> 01:29:18,640
Speaker 5: I always think about that when I see like a

2104
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:21,040
Speaker 5: billboard with like someone that says that they have like

2105
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,760
Speaker 5: an STD. Oh yeah, And I'm well, there must be

2106
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,799
Speaker 5: an actor because because they're getting paid to do the billboard.

2107
01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,280
Speaker 5: And then I go, but now do all their friends

2108
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 5: and family think that they have an STD because their

2109
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:34,280
Speaker 5: face is on the billboard saying that, Like, I don't know,

2110
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:34,920
Speaker 5: how does it work?

2111
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 2: Because, like I said, well look at it this way though,

2112
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,559
Speaker 2: I mean, STDs are not that uncommon, they're they're so.

2113
01:29:42,479 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 5: If you haven't to do it, if you don't have one,

2114
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:46,200
Speaker 5: do you want people to think you do this? I'm

2115
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:46,920
Speaker 5: just what I'm just saying.

2116
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:49,040
Speaker 2: You know, it's scary. If scary can't get hard whatever

2117
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,559
Speaker 2: is not my problem. I don't care. Doesn't doesn't make

2118
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 2: me like him anymore or less.

2119
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,880
Speaker 6: You know, someone needs to be the face of super

2120
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:56,320
Speaker 6: gon Rhea.

2121
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:59,479
Speaker 2: I guess so scary you have all these friends you have, uh,

2122
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:05,800
Speaker 2: Brian Darren, Yeah, people like that. You should in these

2123
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:09,000
Speaker 2: commercials do a commercial using your friend flaccid Frank.

2124
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,479
Speaker 13: Don't forget Herpe's Harry.

2125
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:14,759
Speaker 2: Yea Herpe's Harry.

2126
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:21,320
Speaker 13: Exactly when I was saying that was gone Ria Gary.

2127
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:22,559
Speaker 13: The other day he.

2128
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:30,800
Speaker 2: Told me our favorite drag queen Chlamydia Burnt siphilist Phil anyway,

2129
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:35,120
Speaker 2: so make it relatable, Scary, Okay, that's all you have

2130
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:40,960
Speaker 2: to do. He's the dumbest conversation. How about antal leakage.

2131
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 5: Aaron, Oh my gosh, I think there's a pill for that.

2132
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:48,519
Speaker 1: Scary.

2133
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:51,160
Speaker 2: He's gonna do the commercial for it next week, Scary.

2134
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 2: Will he'll do a commercial for anyone necessarily?

2135
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 14: No.

2136
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:59,120
Speaker 5: Yes, it is funny because the sales department does know.

2137
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:01,559
Speaker 5: If they come to a lot of us, they'll go,

2138
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 5: all right, I'll just go to Scary and they will

2139
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:05,440
Speaker 5: say that in the conversation.

2140
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:08,080
Speaker 2: True, Scary will go down to the sales floor and

2141
01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:09,880
Speaker 2: you always know where he is because you can see

2142
01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:16,600
Speaker 2: his legs coming out from beneath the desk. Try to

2143
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,360
Speaker 2: drum up some business down there.

2144
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:34,840
Speaker 38: Anyway, Yes, another week, here we go into the day.

2145
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:48,200
Speaker 17: Cal Visturan in the morning shows in the morning show.

2146
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was a kid, first came to New

2147
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:56,320
Speaker 2: York City, never understood while they called it Houston Street

2148
01:31:56,400 --> 01:32:01,280
Speaker 2: when clearly it was Houston right right, ye, yeah, yeah, absolutely,

2149
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,840
Speaker 2: that's not allowed it Later it's just he's Houston. We're

2150
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:07,360
Speaker 2: gonna say Houston because that's what we say. Okay, great,

2151
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,679
Speaker 2: So there's this, there's this, I guess a highway right,

2152
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:17,160
Speaker 2: the Van Wyke Expressway expressway. The family's name was van

2153
01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:20,200
Speaker 2: Wyck back in the day, so they got us an

2154
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:23,200
Speaker 2: expressway named after them. But New Yorkers called it the

2155
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:27,360
Speaker 2: van Wick And so when our traffic people do traffic,

2156
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:32,799
Speaker 2: they say van Wyck, but it's it's van Wick. According

2157
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,639
Speaker 2: to most people who drive on it. The name has

2158
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:38,519
Speaker 2: been ruined for years. Yes, it's long to say van Wick.

2159
01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:42,320
Speaker 2: It's improper. You're probably destroyed. But who's who cares? At

2160
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:44,400
Speaker 2: this point we say it van Wick.

2161
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:47,559
Speaker 4: The traffic reporter should say it van Wick because that's

2162
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:48,320
Speaker 4: how we know it.

2163
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,000
Speaker 6: So it's the family's name.

2164
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,400
Speaker 2: Do you think they're listening and caring about it. I

2165
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:58,000
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe, Okay, okay. What about the tap and

2166
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:01,760
Speaker 2: Z Bridge. Yeah, but the town is called Tapan, is

2167
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,080
Speaker 2: it not? It's Tapan?

2168
01:33:04,479 --> 01:33:05,360
Speaker 19: Does it makes sense?

2169
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,280
Speaker 2: But we say Tappen. Yeah, but that's not correct. But

2170
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:12,240
Speaker 2: it's now correct because we made it correct because that's

2171
01:33:12,280 --> 01:33:13,120
Speaker 2: just how we say it.

2172
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,519
Speaker 6: So it should be the Topanzee Bridge.

2173
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 13: Yes, that's why they changed it.

2174
01:33:20,439 --> 01:33:24,719
Speaker 2: I've never thought of it that way, the Tepanzee Bridge.

2175
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:26,240
Speaker 6: I like it.

2176
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,679
Speaker 2: Well, So okay, So at what point have you changed

2177
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:33,800
Speaker 2: the name so much from what it really is, where

2178
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:37,720
Speaker 2: it's now a different name, it's pronounced differently. I mean,

2179
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:39,559
Speaker 2: at what point do you cross that line?

2180
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:39,760
Speaker 24: Yes?

2181
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:42,600
Speaker 16: Frog, So under this logic, basically, if you get it

2182
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:45,679
Speaker 16: wrong long enough, then wrong becomes right right exactly.

2183
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,160
Speaker 2: I don't like like like the flower at Christmas, don't

2184
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:55,639
Speaker 2: get me started. Point exactly, the individual where you are?

2185
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh you cross, you cross the border, You're now in

2186
01:33:59,000 --> 01:33:59,880
Speaker 2: points set a land.

2187
01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:05,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, they spell things differently places like Sheldon in England.

2188
01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:07,720
Speaker 5: There as certain words where I wele that's not how

2189
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:09,519
Speaker 5: you spell it. He's like, that's how we spell it

2190
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:11,679
Speaker 5: in England. I'm like, that's how I grew up learning

2191
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:14,120
Speaker 5: how to spell it. I'm like, really, that's so weird.

2192
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:16,360
Speaker 5: It's the same word but spelled differently.

2193
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,080
Speaker 2: You know exactly. So what do you do? I mean?

2194
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:18,439
Speaker 24: Yeah?

2195
01:34:18,479 --> 01:34:21,120
Speaker 2: All right, So people are complaining that our traffic person

2196
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:24,280
Speaker 2: is saying van Wyck, but they clearly have been calling

2197
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:26,400
Speaker 2: it van wick their entire life. So you know what

2198
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Speaker 2: I'm I'm not saying anyone's right or wrong, but you

2199
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:31,960
Speaker 2: know history is saying who's right and wrong. I guess

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01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:35,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Uh, Nate, what do

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01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:36,080
Speaker 2: you think?

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01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:36,280
Speaker 26: Well?

2203
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:38,000
Speaker 3: Remember when I moved here and I said I'm gonna

2204
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,920
Speaker 3: be living in Greenwich Village.

2205
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:47,679
Speaker 2: We looked at him, like, you're Greenwich. It's spelled green Witch.

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01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:49,720
Speaker 6: Do they say Greenwich anywhere?

2207
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's how I said it when I.

2208
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,839
Speaker 13: Moved here, Greenwich village exactly.

2209
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:57,040
Speaker 2: The little boy friend Eerie didn't know how to say Greenwich, yeah, village. Hey,

2210
01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:58,200
Speaker 2: it just doesn't make sense to me.

2211
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,240
Speaker 3: Like you go to England, like you were saying, and

2212
01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:04,920
Speaker 3: like Worcestershire and all these Worcester it's not spelled like

2213
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:06,160
Speaker 3: that at all.

2214
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:12,280
Speaker 6: Right, in Boston, it's Worcester, spelled Worcester. Yeah, it Worcester.

2215
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:16,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's Worcester. Yes, but it didn't look like Worcester.

2216
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:20,080
Speaker 2: It looks like Worcester, it does, all right, Well that's said,

2217
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:22,639
Speaker 2: Well that said, I look, you know, we don't run

2218
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:25,240
Speaker 2: our traffic department. It's down the hall somewhere. We don't

2219
01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:27,200
Speaker 2: even know isn't in the building. I don't even know.

2220
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:32,080
Speaker 2: Maybe not. I don't know where the traffic people are,

2221
01:35:32,479 --> 01:35:34,720
Speaker 2: but they've been told to say van Wyck. But they

2222
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,240
Speaker 2: probably agree with you. They should be saying van Wick

2223
01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:41,640
Speaker 2: So I don't know. We'll leave it at that. Like

2224
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:45,120
Speaker 2: like Shinnecock and a long island, it's more fun to

2225
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:46,839
Speaker 2: say shiny cock, to be honest.

2226
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:49,280
Speaker 7: Spelled.

2227
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's it's sort of. But but we're talking

2228
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:57,559
Speaker 2: about a very, very old and famous Native American tribe,

2229
01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:00,120
Speaker 2: right so we should we should call them what they

2230
01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:02,400
Speaker 2: want to be called. No, no, you go, I will tell

2231
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:03,800
Speaker 2: you this. We were talking during one of the songs

2232
01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:07,679
Speaker 2: about our first apartments, and I remember my first apartment.

2233
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:10,120
Speaker 2: It was a one bedroom, one bath, but you had

2234
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:11,519
Speaker 2: to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom.

2235
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:13,280
Speaker 2: So if ever I had a guest over, they had

2236
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:15,559
Speaker 2: to walk through my bedroom. So I try to keep

2237
01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:18,160
Speaker 2: it clean. A friend of mine had in New York.

2238
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:21,040
Speaker 2: They call it a cold water flat where the bathtub

2239
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:23,920
Speaker 2: is in the kitchen. That was very That was a

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01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:27,160
Speaker 2: very popular layout for a small apartment in New York

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01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:30,720
Speaker 2: City way way back in the day. Right then, A

2242
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,880
Speaker 2: few of you, a few of yous guys, as they say,

2243
01:36:34,479 --> 01:36:37,360
Speaker 2: you had some funny first apartments, right.

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01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:39,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, my first apartment here in the city,

2245
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:42,360
Speaker 3: six floor walk up. And I go in Greenwich, in

2246
01:36:42,439 --> 01:36:45,479
Speaker 3: Greenwich Village, and I go into the bathroom and I'm like,

2247
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:48,360
Speaker 3: something's not right here, and I sit on the toilet

2248
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,120
Speaker 3: and I was like, you remember that bit Chris Farley,

2249
01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:53,000
Speaker 3: fat guy in a little coat. It was like that,

2250
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:55,360
Speaker 3: but me sitting on the toilet, the toilet was tiny.

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01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:58,600
Speaker 3: Turns out it's a child's toilet. I didn't even know

2252
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:03,240
Speaker 3: they made these things illegal because the way the apartment was,

2253
01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:07,280
Speaker 3: the door couldn't open unless it was a child's toilet.

2254
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:12,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you had to aim really good with even

2255
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:15,120
Speaker 2: when you're sitting. Even when you're sitting, you have to

2256
01:37:15,160 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 2: like make sure your your bull's eye a quarter of

2257
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:23,160
Speaker 2: a huge difference on that. Wow it Scott e. B

2258
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:25,400
Speaker 2: What about you when you moved to Iowa, didn't you

2259
01:37:25,439 --> 01:37:26,240
Speaker 2: have a weird apartment?

2260
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:26,479
Speaker 1: No?

2261
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:27,559
Speaker 2: That apartment was okay.

2262
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:31,120
Speaker 28: But when I moved to Sea Caucus, there was a

2263
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:34,040
Speaker 28: window on my bathroom door, a glass window. It was

2264
01:37:34,439 --> 01:37:36,479
Speaker 28: clear glass into the bathroom and there was a hole

2265
01:37:36,479 --> 01:37:38,200
Speaker 28: in the floor and there was an egg in the

2266
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,160
Speaker 28: hole and I couldn't reach it. So there was an

2267
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:41,960
Speaker 28: egg in the hole for the entire time that I

2268
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:42,400
Speaker 28: lived there.

2269
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:44,439
Speaker 5: What was Yeah, it was a trap.

2270
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:46,040
Speaker 28: Yeah, there was a hole in the floor in the

2271
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:46,920
Speaker 28: bathroom with an egg in it.

2272
01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:49,200
Speaker 2: Don't it was the strangest thing. How did the egg

2273
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:50,960
Speaker 2: get there? It was there when I moved in. I

2274
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:53,679
Speaker 2: don't know, but how did it get there? I'm not sure?

2275
01:37:54,439 --> 01:37:55,439
Speaker 2: How does an egg appear?

2276
01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:59,320
Speaker 7: What came first? Your apartment of the egg, which.

2277
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:07,519
Speaker 5: I just had like weird landlords, like the one set.

2278
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:09,439
Speaker 5: It was a brother and sister and I'm you did.

2279
01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:11,000
Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure they were sleeping together.

2280
01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:13,920
Speaker 5: Oh, because we we went downstairs and there was only

2281
01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:17,200
Speaker 5: one bed and I was like, oh, this is really weird.

2282
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:19,640
Speaker 5: And then she would like I was dating Sheldon at

2283
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:21,400
Speaker 5: the time, and she made up that she had a

2284
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:24,720
Speaker 5: British boyfriend and he was coming overseas the sister. And then,

2285
01:38:24,840 --> 01:38:28,320
Speaker 5: like I would, I dropped the dustbuster on the floor.

2286
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:32,400
Speaker 5: She came upstairs screaming, accusing me of knocking nails into

2287
01:38:32,439 --> 01:38:35,160
Speaker 5: the wall and hanging things, and she told me I

2288
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:38,640
Speaker 5: had to ask permission to have anyone sleep over in

2289
01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:42,000
Speaker 5: my apartment that I rented, and then her brother came

2290
01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 5: and said, you have to leave, and I go, why.

2291
01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:46,320
Speaker 5: My sister is jealous that I give you guys too

2292
01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:49,240
Speaker 5: much attention, so we had to move out. Yeah, it

2293
01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:51,720
Speaker 5: was a little strange, just a little.

2294
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:57,920
Speaker 2: A little strange, strange. Yeah, my sister's jealous. I'm sleeping

2295
01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:00,519
Speaker 2: with her exactly. Yeah, she doesn't want me thinking of

2296
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:06,360
Speaker 2: anyone else but her, my sister, Scary. You know a funny,

2297
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:10,200
Speaker 2: funny apartment story is when Scary and Greg t were roommates.

2298
01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:13,400
Speaker 2: All he did was play tricks on me. That was hilarious.

2299
01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:15,479
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how why Scary did not

2300
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:16,960
Speaker 2: murder him in the night.

2301
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:21,719
Speaker 4: He replaced the cream in the Oreo cookies with toothpaste.

2302
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:24,840
Speaker 4: He crazy glued my stress shoes to the floor, and

2303
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:29,040
Speaker 4: my favorite of all time, he replaced he was unscrewed

2304
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:31,799
Speaker 4: my shower head and put bullyon cubes in there, screwed

2305
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:34,080
Speaker 4: it back and then I and I have a tendency

2306
01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:35,800
Speaker 4: to go into the shower before testing the water.

2307
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:37,679
Speaker 2: I turn on the water and for a chicken soup

2308
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:43,559
Speaker 2: shower did he get all his boon? And that was

2309
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:46,960
Speaker 2: just a tip of the Iceberg's genius. It's genius. That's

2310
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:50,599
Speaker 2: its happening to you every day. Scary it walking. You

2311
01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:52,800
Speaker 2: would not believe what he did. No, and I'm tell

2312
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:55,120
Speaker 2: us we're dying to hear. The toothpaste and the Oreo

2313
01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:59,360
Speaker 2: cookies is one. Yeah, and the bucket of water over

2314
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:01,960
Speaker 2: the over the forget it. The reason we brought this

2315
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:04,840
Speaker 2: up is there's actually a friend of a friend who

2316
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:07,880
Speaker 2: has a new apartment in Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan, paying

2317
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:12,040
Speaker 2: fourteen hundred a month. But the shower is in the kitchen.

2318
01:40:12,160 --> 01:40:15,080
Speaker 6: Absolutely not Yeah, absolutely, that's insane.

2319
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,600
Speaker 2: There's a little closet with a toilet that's separate, but

2320
01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:20,000
Speaker 2: if you want to take a shower, it's in the kitchen.

2321
01:40:20,479 --> 01:40:23,400
Speaker 2: But it's fourteen hundred dollars for an apartment in New York.

2322
01:40:23,439 --> 01:40:26,760
Speaker 6: I mean that is a steal it as long as

2323
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:30,840
Speaker 6: you're okay showering and cooking exactly well. At the same time,

2324
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:33,240
Speaker 6: my first apartment burned down.

2325
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:36,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh you tell that story. It's kind of

2326
01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:37,040
Speaker 2: a sad story.

2327
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:37,080
Speaker 14: It is.

2328
01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:40,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, the first apartment I ever had. Woke up one

2329
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:43,680
Speaker 6: night it smelled like barbecue. My dad was actually.

2330
01:40:43,479 --> 01:40:44,400
Speaker 5: Visiting me at the time.

2331
01:40:44,520 --> 01:40:45,519
Speaker 13: And I was like, oh, what is that?

2332
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:47,559
Speaker 6: And then the fire department was knocking on the door, screaming,

2333
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:49,680
Speaker 6: get out, everybody, get out. My alarm didn't even go off.

2334
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:53,040
Speaker 6: Turns out my neighbor killed my other neighbor in an

2335
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:55,160
Speaker 6: attempt to and then an attempt to cover it up

2336
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,320
Speaker 6: burnt the place down.

2337
01:40:56,479 --> 01:40:57,760
Speaker 5: Oh my good.

2338
01:40:57,960 --> 01:40:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy.

2339
01:41:00,200 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 5: That's crazy.

2340
01:41:02,479 --> 01:41:03,519
Speaker 2: Seems a little odd.

2341
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:05,880
Speaker 6: My dad and I were sitting in my car just

2342
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:07,840
Speaker 6: watching the building burn and you could see, you know,

2343
01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:10,040
Speaker 6: the top floor kind of caved in. And he looked

2344
01:41:10,040 --> 01:41:11,439
Speaker 6: at me and he said, I just need you to

2345
01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:13,519
Speaker 6: know the rest of your life is not going to

2346
01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:16,760
Speaker 6: be like this. I appreciate it.

2347
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:21,719
Speaker 2: Nate, do you have someone on the phone or something? Okay,

2348
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:25,000
Speaker 2: how amost sound like a bird there for a second?

2349
01:41:25,439 --> 01:41:26,160
Speaker 39: I know you do.

2350
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:29,679
Speaker 2: You do make wildlife noises when you start to say something.

2351
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:39,679
Speaker 2: Ab All right, there's Nate answering your question.

2352
01:41:41,320 --> 01:41:46,200
Speaker 17: Elvis Duran here he is and the Morning Show. This

2353
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:49,439
Speaker 17: is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2354
01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:53,000
Speaker 2: We got a problem. Her line twenty Mary Jane wishes

2355
01:41:53,040 --> 01:41:57,880
Speaker 2: to wish diarrhea. She wishes to wish diarrhea. So what happened?

2356
01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:58,479
Speaker 2: Mary Jane.

2357
01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:01,640
Speaker 24: Yes, can you hear me?

2358
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:04,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you sound loud and clear. Tell everyone.

2359
01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:06,400
Speaker 24: Driving.

2360
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:08,640
Speaker 40: It was about five forty one in the morning in

2361
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:11,240
Speaker 40: New Jersey going to my UH spin class.

2362
01:42:12,160 --> 01:42:12,840
Speaker 24: It was stark.

2363
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:15,799
Speaker 40: I didn't see anybody behind me. All of a sudden

2364
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:19,120
Speaker 40: I got I get clipped on the west side. I

2365
01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:23,760
Speaker 40: spin around all over incoming traffic. But it really wasn't

2366
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:24,679
Speaker 40: anybody on the road.

2367
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:26,400
Speaker 24: I hit a drive and.

2368
01:42:26,520 --> 01:42:31,519
Speaker 40: Repair shop, King Konging. The guy sped away because this

2369
01:42:31,640 --> 01:42:35,760
Speaker 40: is what the witness says, and he just fd my car.

2370
01:42:35,920 --> 01:42:37,840
Speaker 24: He messed my car up real bad.

2371
01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:41,080
Speaker 40: I had to please and everything, and it caused a

2372
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:42,120
Speaker 40: big inconvenience.

2373
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:44,200
Speaker 24: I'm in a rent a car going to work late

2374
01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:44,800
Speaker 24: as usual.

2375
01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:47,880
Speaker 2: But this is a hit and run as clear as

2376
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:50,600
Speaker 2: it can be. This hit and run happened to you.

2377
01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:54,360
Speaker 2: Didn't stop, so irs I hate hit and run people.

2378
01:42:54,439 --> 01:42:55,519
Speaker 24: Oh yeah, and they hear me.

2379
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So you want to watch diarrhea on the

2380
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:00,880
Speaker 2: hit and run?

2381
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:02,600
Speaker 24: Oh my god? Can you hear me?

2382
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:14,000
Speaker 2: Yes, we can hear. We're here. We are listening to you.

2383
01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:16,479
Speaker 24: Oh you are listening to me.

2384
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:17,200
Speaker 14: I couldn't hear.

2385
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:22,120
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's okay, we heard.

2386
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:27,320
Speaker 24: I I'm so sorry, I love your show, excited to

2387
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:31,040
Speaker 24: be on it. It's crazy. I just I have to

2388
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:33,320
Speaker 24: waste the insurance company to call me up. It's a

2389
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:35,559
Speaker 24: whole big mess. I felt like I was in one

2390
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:37,880
Speaker 24: of those right this sorcer.

2391
01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:41,679
Speaker 40: Cups at Disney or something, you know, ping ponging, call

2392
01:43:41,720 --> 01:43:44,599
Speaker 40: over the other cause I didn't tell the auto body shop.

2393
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,639
Speaker 24: I hit the other cause, I mean they were closed,

2394
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:48,160
Speaker 24: so I hope they don't have me on camera.

2395
01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:50,479
Speaker 15: And then.

2396
01:43:52,320 --> 01:43:58,280
Speaker 24: Utility, that was the thing somebody did. They were coming

2397
01:43:58,320 --> 01:43:58,840
Speaker 24: out of work.

2398
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:02,920
Speaker 2: So can you hear me? Hello? Can you hear us?

2399
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:04,520
Speaker 24: It was just it was horrifying.

2400
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,720
Speaker 15: I know, I hear you. Can you hear us?

2401
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:09,080
Speaker 24: Can you hear us? You just don't have any control

2402
01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:10,439
Speaker 24: on that man? Whoever it was?

2403
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:16,400
Speaker 2: Man? Can you slow? Hello? Can you hear me?

2404
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:19,080
Speaker 24: Thirty three? Because it was pouring out?

2405
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:22,639
Speaker 2: I can't imagine. Can you can you hear us? Hello?

2406
01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:23,719
Speaker 24: It was terrible?

2407
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:29,439
Speaker 2: Can you Mary? J Can you hear me? Mary?

2408
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:30,640
Speaker 24: I can't hear you.

2409
01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:36,320
Speaker 32: Yeah, hi, sweetie, I can't hear you. I don't understand.

2410
01:44:36,520 --> 01:44:38,679
Speaker 24: I just I'm just yapping here.

2411
01:44:39,280 --> 01:44:44,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I love your story. Okay, wait, you

2412
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:46,920
Speaker 2: want to wish Hello, you want to wish diarrhea on

2413
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:47,880
Speaker 2: the hit and run guy?

2414
01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:49,920
Speaker 24: Yes, I want to.

2415
01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:52,680
Speaker 40: Yeah, I'm not showing it was a guy because what

2416
01:44:52,840 --> 01:44:53,960
Speaker 40: the witness said it was this.

2417
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:55,479
Speaker 24: Big blue pickup truck.

2418
01:44:55,960 --> 01:44:56,639
Speaker 12: I can't stand.

2419
01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:59,679
Speaker 24: I mean, I'm driving slow because of that horrific that's

2420
01:45:00,439 --> 01:45:02,040
Speaker 24: I mean, New York was harrestic.

2421
01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:03,240
Speaker 10: I sore all the water.

2422
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:08,240
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, I'm trying. I'm trying to fill out

2423
01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:15,160
Speaker 2: the report here. Can you repeat everything? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

2424
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:16,760
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no.

2425
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:19,479
Speaker 2: By the way, I love how you You hit and

2426
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:23,200
Speaker 2: run cars as well, and you're admitting it on the radio.

2427
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:25,160
Speaker 2: You don't want anybody I know.

2428
01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,040
Speaker 24: I hope, Oh shoot, I hope they don't know. What's me?

2429
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:35,600
Speaker 40: No, what's crazy is I passed the pot that I

2430
01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:36,599
Speaker 40: hit the other day?

2431
01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:39,360
Speaker 24: Went the car cause gone.

2432
01:45:40,080 --> 01:45:43,920
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

2433
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:45,440
Speaker 5: I hold the cameras.

2434
01:45:46,120 --> 01:45:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I know, Mary Jane, I that's awful that

2435
01:45:51,479 --> 01:45:53,680
Speaker 2: happened to you, and we're so sorry. I'm hitting the run.

2436
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:57,080
Speaker 2: That's just what a what a travesty. Let's wish diarrhea

2437
01:45:57,200 --> 01:45:57,559
Speaker 2: on them?

2438
01:45:57,760 --> 01:46:08,400
Speaker 39: Yeah, wish diarrhea upon you there, Juicy Bubba, you're so welcome,

2439
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:12,920
Speaker 39: even though you casually admitted to a felony on the.

2440
01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:16,920
Speaker 6: Radio station diarrha and someone and she did the same thing.

2441
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:25,679
Speaker 2: This is awesome. This is my favorite moment of the day. Hey, listen,

2442
01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:27,760
Speaker 2: thank you Mary Jane. You have have a safe day

2443
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:30,160
Speaker 2: out there. It's crazy. It's crazy. I tell you, I know,

2444
01:46:30,439 --> 01:46:36,400
Speaker 2: I know, thank you. I love you more. She's awesome, awesome.

2445
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:40,800
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure what happened. Fabulous. Sometimes you just

2446
01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:42,560
Speaker 2: gotta wish diarrhea on people I don't know.

2447
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:47,400
Speaker 17: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

2448
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:51,400
Speaker 2: Here we go with the phone tap. My brother and

2449
01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:55,080
Speaker 2: I install roots and skylights for a living. Back at

2450
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:57,400
Speaker 2: the company. In the office, we have a receptionist named

2451
01:46:57,439 --> 01:47:00,200
Speaker 2: Marylyn who handles all of our customers. We would love

2452
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:04,040
Speaker 2: to phone tap our receptionist, Maryland. Why don't you have

2453
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:06,160
Speaker 2: someone call up complain about a job we did and

2454
01:47:06,240 --> 01:47:09,000
Speaker 2: get her all riled up. She's very very easy to

2455
01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:11,839
Speaker 2: rile up. This comes to us from Fred and Anthony.

2456
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:15,480
Speaker 2: All right, Fred and Anthony deciding to phone tap a coworker.

2457
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:19,240
Speaker 2: Here's how it's gonna work. Scarry Jones is calling the

2458
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:24,720
Speaker 2: receptionist Maryland as a disgruntled customer as Fred listens in

2459
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:26,880
Speaker 2: on the background, and then Anthony gets in on the action,

2460
01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:30,000
Speaker 2: and then it's all scary and Fred and Anthony all over,

2461
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:35,240
Speaker 2: poor Marylyn. Let's listen into today's phone tap. Hello. Yeah,

2462
01:47:35,360 --> 01:47:37,880
Speaker 2: you guys did roofing for me about two years ago.

2463
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:39,479
Speaker 2: What's your name Sean?

2464
01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:40,599
Speaker 1: Sean?

2465
01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:42,560
Speaker 2: And your last name Carter? Who's this?

2466
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:44,719
Speaker 5: This is this office manager?

2467
01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:45,120
Speaker 15: Yeah?

2468
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:48,200
Speaker 2: Great, listen. You guys put a skylight up for me

2469
01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:50,040
Speaker 2: and it started leaking last week.

2470
01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:51,040
Speaker 38: Uh huh.

2471
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:54,080
Speaker 2: I had my brother up there and he was standing

2472
01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:56,760
Speaker 2: on the skylight trying to fix it. Yeah, and he

2473
01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:57,400
Speaker 2: fell through.

2474
01:47:58,120 --> 01:48:00,800
Speaker 4: Oh wow, so obviously those things that you guys are

2475
01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:02,320
Speaker 4: installing aren't too sturdy.

2476
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:05,200
Speaker 1: Well, I never heard of anyone standing on a skylight.

2477
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:07,599
Speaker 2: Well, he had to fix it because of your mistake.

2478
01:48:08,320 --> 01:48:11,160
Speaker 2: Under Whose name was it, Sean Carter? That's me?

2479
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:12,960
Speaker 5: Do you have a receipt?

2480
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:14,320
Speaker 2: Sure as hell?

2481
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:14,560
Speaker 14: Do you?

2482
01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:15,720
Speaker 6: Sure as hell do?

2483
01:48:16,120 --> 01:48:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2484
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:18,360
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like your attitude.

2485
01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:21,920
Speaker 33: Okay, I don't appreciate that, and I don't expect that

2486
01:48:22,040 --> 01:48:22,639
Speaker 33: from customer.

2487
01:48:22,800 --> 01:48:25,720
Speaker 4: I'm trying to rectify the situation, and I don't know

2488
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:27,759
Speaker 4: I mean, are you're just giving me some kind of grief.

2489
01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:30,360
Speaker 33: No, you're giving me grief with your attitude.

2490
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:32,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I looked at my file.

2491
01:48:32,439 --> 01:48:34,200
Speaker 33: I can't find anything on your name.

2492
01:48:34,479 --> 01:48:36,519
Speaker 2: Is it possible that you keep sloppy notes?

2493
01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:38,599
Speaker 13: There's your attitude again.

2494
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:41,440
Speaker 33: Bend us the copy of the paid receipts.

2495
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:44,400
Speaker 2: I have to go searching through files and files. I

2496
01:48:44,439 --> 01:48:45,880
Speaker 2: mean this is like two years ago.

2497
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:48,880
Speaker 33: Now, let's keep sloppy record keeping then if you can't

2498
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:49,320
Speaker 33: find it.

2499
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:53,759
Speaker 2: No, my skylight is in a thousand pieces.

2500
01:48:53,920 --> 01:48:54,560
Speaker 24: I heard you.

2501
01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:58,200
Speaker 33: I took the information. I'm giving it to Anthony.

2502
01:48:58,520 --> 01:48:59,800
Speaker 2: Is he going to do a good job for me?

2503
01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:00,799
Speaker 5: Have no idea?

2504
01:49:01,200 --> 01:49:03,160
Speaker 2: I just want to know anything to me. I'm not

2505
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:03,920
Speaker 2: finished talking to you.

2506
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:05,439
Speaker 33: Just finished talking to you.

2507
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:08,680
Speaker 24: Do not call here again. I have the he'll call you.

2508
01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:12,320
Speaker 2: What is your what is what is your role? What

2509
01:49:12,400 --> 01:49:13,360
Speaker 2: do you do for this company?

2510
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:14,560
Speaker 24: I have nothing to say to you.

2511
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:16,400
Speaker 2: How must they pay you to sit there all day

2512
01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:18,040
Speaker 2: and yell at your customers?

2513
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,040
Speaker 1: You nasty son of a bitch.

2514
01:49:20,360 --> 01:49:22,000
Speaker 24: Don't call here any.

2515
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:28,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you have to be a crabby abbey

2516
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:29,600
Speaker 2: on the phone with me?

2517
01:49:29,920 --> 01:49:30,599
Speaker 24: You started?

2518
01:49:30,920 --> 01:49:31,719
Speaker 2: I did not start.

2519
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:34,839
Speaker 33: I don't get paid here to take abuse from anyone.

2520
01:49:35,160 --> 01:49:36,160
Speaker 2: I stayed in front.

2521
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:39,000
Speaker 24: It on to the person, hold on'll deal with you.

2522
01:49:39,520 --> 01:49:40,880
Speaker 24: I don't have anything.

2523
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:43,360
Speaker 2: Further to do with you. I demand you get Anthony

2524
01:49:43,439 --> 01:49:44,280
Speaker 2: on the phone right here.

2525
01:49:44,920 --> 01:49:46,479
Speaker 24: You want to tell me to get him on the

2526
01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:47,360
Speaker 24: phone right now?

2527
01:49:50,760 --> 01:49:54,679
Speaker 4: Hello, some guys Sean just called me on my cell phone.

2528
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:55,719
Speaker 15: Hell, you got my number?

2529
01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:56,800
Speaker 5: When are you coming back?

2530
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:58,000
Speaker 24: I'm my way back.

2531
01:49:58,160 --> 01:49:59,800
Speaker 33: Will you come back here and I'll tell you all

2532
01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:03,760
Speaker 33: about it. Anthony the man is a lunatic. Okay, he

2533
01:50:03,880 --> 01:50:06,880
Speaker 33: started to get nasty with me. I got nasty right

2534
01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:10,000
Speaker 33: back with him. Freddie has been here through the whole episode.

2535
01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:12,720
Speaker 33: Freddie told me to call me yuppy bats that I

2536
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:13,639
Speaker 33: hung up on him.

2537
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:17,120
Speaker 5: Stop in one day. Stop let him.

2538
01:50:17,080 --> 01:50:20,600
Speaker 33: Stop in here because he's a nasty and he's a

2539
01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:24,559
Speaker 33: son of a bitch, demanding piece of And I'll tell

2540
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:26,879
Speaker 33: you he's gonna be in a lot of trouble because

2541
01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:28,800
Speaker 33: he had no right to speak to me the way

2542
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:29,200
Speaker 33: he did.

2543
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:30,679
Speaker 1: And Freddie is my witness.

2544
01:50:31,439 --> 01:50:34,960
Speaker 5: Whatever happened with the guy that fill the scarlet is okay, I.

2545
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,080
Speaker 24: Don't know, and I don't give it.

2546
01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:39,519
Speaker 2: That's great there, Marilyn, thank you for making all that up.

2547
01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:41,400
Speaker 6: You're a sick pervert.

2548
01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:43,840
Speaker 2: You know that Marilyn is one of the things that

2549
01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:46,599
Speaker 2: you need to know. Really, phone tapped.

2550
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:50,320
Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you serious?

2551
01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:52,120
Speaker 2: I'm scary Jones from Elvis to a hand in the

2552
01:50:52,160 --> 01:50:52,639
Speaker 2: Morning Show.

2553
01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:56,960
Speaker 33: You are unbelievable. Let me tell you something. Fred is

2554
01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:58,800
Speaker 33: taking his last breath right now.

2555
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:01,400
Speaker 1: Elvis Terran phone tap.

2556
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:05,479
Speaker 25: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

2557
01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:06,960
Speaker 25: all participates.

2558
01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:10,120
Speaker 17: The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in

2559
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:10,880
Speaker 17: the Morning Show.

2560
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:21,120
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2561
01:51:21,720 --> 01:51:22,960
Speaker 2: So you know, every once in a while we tell

2562
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:26,800
Speaker 2: you our own Scotty Bee here is he's from another planet, right, Yes,

2563
01:51:26,920 --> 01:51:29,600
Speaker 2: we know that he says things does things that I

2564
01:51:29,680 --> 01:51:32,960
Speaker 2: don't know. Normal people don't do what you're You're just

2565
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:37,439
Speaker 2: kind of weird I am sometimes. So here's the latest one.

2566
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:41,960
Speaker 2: We have a busted coffee machine hereffe Yeah, we have

2567
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:44,439
Speaker 2: we have a good one. We have the Delongi which

2568
01:51:44,479 --> 01:51:46,640
Speaker 2: is fantastic, and we have the other one that it's

2569
01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:48,640
Speaker 2: you know, the one supplied by iHeart. It's that you know,

2570
01:51:48,680 --> 01:51:50,760
Speaker 2: every station has one. And you put the envelope in

2571
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,040
Speaker 2: and push the button and then the envelope produces coffee,

2572
01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:56,559
Speaker 2: but Scotty Bee refuses to use it because he's convinced

2573
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,439
Speaker 2: that in the middle of the night men walk in

2574
01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:01,719
Speaker 2: and put their wieners in it. I think people.

2575
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:04,639
Speaker 28: I think people around here do stuff to the machinery

2576
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:06,479
Speaker 28: and I don't want to drink coffee out of it.

2577
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:08,000
Speaker 13: Where are they putting the wiener in.

2578
01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:10,560
Speaker 28: A coffee hole? In the coffee holes? I don't know

2579
01:52:11,640 --> 01:52:13,960
Speaker 28: coffee that Yeah, I don't know. I just think that

2580
01:52:14,040 --> 01:52:14,600
Speaker 28: people do it.

2581
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:18,479
Speaker 6: This says a lot about Scotty, to be honest, because

2582
01:52:18,479 --> 01:52:21,400
Speaker 6: he would because yeah, yeah, I think if he's suspecting

2583
01:52:21,400 --> 01:52:23,680
Speaker 6: that other people do this, at some point, Scotty has

2584
01:52:23,720 --> 01:52:25,320
Speaker 6: stuck his wiener into a coffee machine.

2585
01:52:25,439 --> 01:52:27,400
Speaker 7: No, it's exactly right.

2586
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:29,760
Speaker 16: If you think that people are doing it, it means

2587
01:52:29,840 --> 01:52:31,600
Speaker 16: you've done it or you've thought about doing it.

2588
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:33,800
Speaker 4: It makes me think you've reached havoc on the radio

2589
01:52:33,840 --> 01:52:36,800
Speaker 4: station on those long, lonely overnights you used to work here.

2590
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:39,679
Speaker 28: No, I would never do damage to something to hurt somebody.

2591
01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:41,840
Speaker 28: I just I feel like there are people that are

2592
01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:42,519
Speaker 28: up to no good.

2593
01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:44,240
Speaker 2: And I am in the studio today, so I'm sitting

2594
01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:46,639
Speaker 2: right across the glass from Scotty. Look in the eye

2595
01:52:46,640 --> 01:52:47,960
Speaker 2: and tell me you've never put your wiener in a

2596
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:50,280
Speaker 2: coffee machine. I've never put my wiener in a coffee machine.

2597
01:52:50,320 --> 01:52:51,920
Speaker 2: Other things, yes, but not a coffee.

2598
01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:55,719
Speaker 5: Other than a human Where else have you put your wiener?

2599
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:57,960
Speaker 2: Not in this office? Oh my god, listen to the

2600
01:52:58,160 --> 01:53:00,200
Speaker 2: changing the subject. I have a feeling this is a

2601
01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:04,880
Speaker 2: slippery slope to hell. Senior executive producer, Why do you

2602
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:07,080
Speaker 2: let this? This is kind of.

2603
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:15,200
Speaker 3: Conversation happened. I have no control over Scotty's idiosyncrasies.

2604
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:18,439
Speaker 2: He's crazy, like what happened to he was a child, Scotty?

2605
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:19,280
Speaker 2: That makes you act like this?

2606
01:53:19,439 --> 01:53:19,559
Speaker 34: Now?

2607
01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:21,400
Speaker 2: Someone hurt? He was just bored.

2608
01:53:21,479 --> 01:53:24,320
Speaker 13: I guess okay, yeah, all right, Well I still have

2609
01:53:24,439 --> 01:53:25,160
Speaker 13: to know where.

2610
01:53:26,840 --> 01:53:28,200
Speaker 2: Find out during the song? Yes?

2611
01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:29,920
Speaker 3: Straight, Well, I have heard when you go to a

2612
01:53:30,000 --> 01:53:31,880
Speaker 3: hotel room and Scotty you might know about this. You're

2613
01:53:32,000 --> 01:53:34,519
Speaker 3: supposed to use the coffee machine there because if there's

2614
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:37,320
Speaker 3: sex parties or orgies, they heat up their lube.

2615
01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:40,960
Speaker 2: In the coffee machine. What, yes, I've heard that. Oh,

2616
01:53:41,080 --> 01:53:43,519
Speaker 2: speaking of sex parties, did you hear what happened up

2617
01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:44,040
Speaker 2: in Queens?

2618
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:44,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

2619
01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:48,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, the New York sheriffs broke up an underground swingers

2620
01:53:48,240 --> 01:53:56,080
Speaker 2: sex club in Queens. It's a private, upscale premise swingers club.

2621
01:53:56,200 --> 01:54:01,120
Speaker 2: They call it Caligula. And so when the sheriff deputies arrived,

2622
01:54:01,160 --> 01:54:03,400
Speaker 2: they found three couples having sex in a small room,

2623
01:54:03,439 --> 01:54:06,519
Speaker 2: while others were gathered across the venue unlawfully drinking alcohol

2624
01:54:06,560 --> 01:54:10,679
Speaker 2: and socializing and dancing to a DJ. The one woman,

2625
01:54:10,760 --> 01:54:13,680
Speaker 2: Jennifer Hayes forty seven. I like how the paper does that.

2626
01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:16,400
Speaker 2: They tell you the name of the purp and then

2627
01:54:16,680 --> 01:54:19,200
Speaker 2: how old she is. Jennifer Hay's forty seven, was the

2628
01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:21,720
Speaker 2: only attendee who was fined and given a summons for

2629
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:24,360
Speaker 2: his orderly conduct. I wonder what she did.

2630
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:27,960
Speaker 4: Well, she mouthed off to the authorities, But they found

2631
01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:29,400
Speaker 4: a big box of condoms.

2632
01:54:29,880 --> 01:54:35,880
Speaker 2: You know, once again, I have been raised in the

2633
01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:38,960
Speaker 2: most sheltered of lives. I've never been to a sex club.

2634
01:54:39,080 --> 01:54:39,920
Speaker 2: I actually wouldn't know.

2635
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,360
Speaker 5: Yesterday we all went to one.

2636
01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:44,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's more of a fetish club, you know

2637
01:54:44,520 --> 01:54:44,920
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

2638
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:47,400
Speaker 5: That was insane with the stuff that was going on

2639
01:54:47,520 --> 01:54:50,320
Speaker 5: around us, I'm like, what the hell was going on here?

2640
01:54:50,480 --> 01:54:50,680
Speaker 15: Yeah?

2641
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:53,320
Speaker 5: And there was finger food and be boy eating.

2642
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah Scotti, b you wouldn't last minute there no eager food.

2643
01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:05,840
Speaker 13: You go over there and finger Larry and then you

2644
01:55:05,920 --> 01:55:06,840
Speaker 13: go eat the finger foot.

2645
01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah again, Nate, how do you let this happen on

2646
01:55:11,520 --> 01:55:14,720
Speaker 2: this show? You should bring her in and have a

2647
01:55:15,160 --> 01:55:16,200
Speaker 2: conversation with her.

2648
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:17,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, you.

2649
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,360
Speaker 2: Need to put Daniel on report for.

2650
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:22,000
Speaker 7: Talking like that.

2651
01:55:24,760 --> 01:55:27,480
Speaker 3: Guys at question since we're talking about it, like who

2652
01:55:27,640 --> 01:55:28,920
Speaker 3: starts these sex clubs?

2653
01:55:28,920 --> 01:55:30,480
Speaker 2: And how do you get other people? How do you

2654
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:33,320
Speaker 2: invite them? I don't know. Scary says he gets an

2655
01:55:33,360 --> 01:55:34,360
Speaker 2: invite from someone.

2656
01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:36,880
Speaker 4: Get these emails every week for the last ten years

2657
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:39,360
Speaker 4: to say, yeah, hey, you should come to this sex party.

2658
01:55:39,720 --> 01:55:41,880
Speaker 4: And I don't know if it's real or not. Something

2659
01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:43,920
Speaker 4: tells me it's some crazy link that's gonna take me

2660
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,040
Speaker 4: to some bitcoin site where I'm gonna all of a

2661
01:55:46,080 --> 01:55:46,720
Speaker 4: sudden lose my.

2662
01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:48,080
Speaker 13: Credical I would be careful.

2663
01:55:48,440 --> 01:55:49,240
Speaker 7: I don't know, but no, I.

2664
01:55:49,240 --> 01:55:51,840
Speaker 2: Think these are legit parties that go on, and they're

2665
01:55:51,880 --> 01:55:54,800
Speaker 2: going on. We live in a world where this is happening,

2666
01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:59,560
Speaker 2: but they're not inviting my fantast sex party email.

2667
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:02,240
Speaker 6: It's gonna get your kidney stolen somewhere great.

2668
01:56:02,840 --> 01:56:04,240
Speaker 13: Remember when we went to the sex club.

2669
01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:06,480
Speaker 5: There were rules like you couldn't wear open toed shoes

2670
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:07,560
Speaker 5: because people walk around.

2671
01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:09,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, people like people's feet.

2672
01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, people look your.

2673
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:14,680
Speaker 13: Feet that, yeah, telling them it's okay.

2674
01:56:16,920 --> 01:56:18,240
Speaker 2: What was the name of that club? It was called

2675
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:21,720
Speaker 2: the Fault, right, isn't that? The place had the chain

2676
01:56:21,840 --> 01:56:24,360
Speaker 2: link fence and you'd climb up one side, then you

2677
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:26,400
Speaker 2: could climb up the other side and face the person

2678
01:56:26,480 --> 01:56:26,800
Speaker 2: and then.

2679
01:56:28,880 --> 01:56:29,880
Speaker 13: Remember the Remember the.

2680
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:32,120
Speaker 5: Guy that had his hands behind his back and then

2681
01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:34,400
Speaker 5: his feet were whatever, and then he had that thing

2682
01:56:34,480 --> 01:56:38,320
Speaker 5: in his mouth and she was like with the whips Like, I.

2683
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:40,600
Speaker 2: Don't know if I could find it, I don't think

2684
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:46,640
Speaker 2: I would enjoy that. I don't know who am I

2685
01:56:46,720 --> 01:56:47,440
Speaker 2: missing something?

2686
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:48,880
Speaker 38: It was?

2687
01:56:50,480 --> 01:56:51,040
Speaker 26: Of course?

2688
01:56:52,040 --> 01:56:53,480
Speaker 5: Is it still there? I don't think so.

2689
01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:53,760
Speaker 26: Right.

2690
01:56:53,800 --> 01:56:56,240
Speaker 2: No, The meat packing district in New York City used

2691
01:56:56,240 --> 01:56:59,120
Speaker 2: to be very seedy, very very You wouldn't go there

2692
01:56:59,120 --> 01:57:02,040
Speaker 2: at night except to go to uh know, the Vault

2693
01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:04,560
Speaker 2: or that that French restaurant everyone would go to.

2694
01:57:06,360 --> 01:57:09,600
Speaker 28: Yeah, that was that was the other club. Is that

2695
01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:11,800
Speaker 28: the place where you made me go on the floor

2696
01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:12,640
Speaker 28: and eat out of a dog ball?

2697
01:57:12,680 --> 01:57:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I had to say these I had to

2698
01:57:14,840 --> 01:57:17,440
Speaker 2: say these words, lick my boot, you worm.

2699
01:57:17,840 --> 01:57:22,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, she made me lick chocolate out of a stiletto.

2700
01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:23,680
Speaker 13: And that's in that place.

2701
01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:27,120
Speaker 28: And that was on the news. To remember, the news

2702
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:28,920
Speaker 28: was there that day doing a piece, and I was

2703
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:32,080
Speaker 28: on the news that night. It was fantastic on your

2704
01:57:32,120 --> 01:57:34,520
Speaker 28: hand eating dinner out of a metal bowl.

2705
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:35,360
Speaker 12: I was.

2706
01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:38,400
Speaker 2: I know, I just don't you know what, Maybe I'm

2707
01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:41,240
Speaker 2: a simple guy. None of this turns me on.

2708
01:57:41,320 --> 01:57:43,160
Speaker 19: I'm not feeling I have to think about it.

2709
01:57:43,160 --> 01:57:45,280
Speaker 2: I'm not filling a roused by any of this conversation.

2710
01:57:45,600 --> 01:57:48,360
Speaker 2: How about you, Nate getting turned on? You know, I

2711
01:57:48,440 --> 01:57:48,920
Speaker 2: think it'd be.

2712
01:57:48,920 --> 01:57:50,960
Speaker 3: Interesting to go to with sex club. I'm actually a

2713
01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:52,840
Speaker 3: little bit jealous that you guys went to one. I mean,

2714
01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:55,440
Speaker 3: even though it wasn't true sex club. I just want

2715
01:57:55,480 --> 01:57:57,600
Speaker 3: to be invited, you know what I mean? You know

2716
01:57:57,680 --> 01:57:59,560
Speaker 3: it this goes back to like when we first met Nate.

2717
01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:01,360
Speaker 3: He always says, you know what I want to do.

2718
01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:05,720
Speaker 3: I want to get into a bar fight, Like why, well,

2719
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:07,760
Speaker 3: because I want to know if I can handle myself.

2720
01:58:07,840 --> 01:58:09,960
Speaker 3: You see it on TV all the time, guys get

2721
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:12,760
Speaker 3: into fights and you know, coming away with a black eye,

2722
01:58:12,920 --> 01:58:15,440
Speaker 3: and and then they're like, yeah, I want to do that.

2723
01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:17,560
Speaker 2: Why would you when it's so negative? It's a negative

2724
01:58:17,680 --> 01:58:18,280
Speaker 2: and you'll wind.

2725
01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:19,200
Speaker 5: A stroke again.

2726
01:58:20,880 --> 01:58:22,680
Speaker 3: To break a beer bottle over your head, that would

2727
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:27,120
Speaker 3: be awesome, awesome. I don't want to break it over

2728
01:58:27,160 --> 01:58:28,400
Speaker 3: their head. I want to bust it on the bar

2729
01:58:28,480 --> 01:58:29,760
Speaker 3: and say, hey, come and get me.

2730
01:58:30,000 --> 01:58:30,200
Speaker 15: You know.

2731
01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:32,600
Speaker 6: A weapon?

2732
01:58:32,760 --> 01:58:34,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what you know.

2733
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:37,080
Speaker 2: I just want to know if I can handle myself.

2734
01:58:37,520 --> 01:58:40,560
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's other people like me. And didn't you

2735
01:58:40,640 --> 01:58:43,960
Speaker 2: also say that you wanted to ride a horse because

2736
01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:44,720
Speaker 2: it looks so easy.

2737
01:58:45,040 --> 01:58:46,640
Speaker 7: It's not.

2738
01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:49,640
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now. You go, have you ridden

2739
01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:51,920
Speaker 2: a horse? I did?

2740
01:58:52,160 --> 01:58:52,320
Speaker 7: Well?

2741
01:58:52,440 --> 01:58:55,040
Speaker 3: No, I would so on a horse drawn carriage. And

2742
01:58:55,080 --> 01:58:57,360
Speaker 3: then my eyes swelled shut because I'm allergic horse.

2743
01:58:57,480 --> 01:58:58,640
Speaker 2: Okay, you're allergic to horses.

2744
01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:02,160
Speaker 5: To get on and his eye is gonna smell shut

2745
01:59:02,160 --> 01:59:03,560
Speaker 5: and he's not gonna I'll.

2746
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:06,879
Speaker 2: Take a be And you might think, you really think, seriously,

2747
01:59:06,920 --> 01:59:08,480
Speaker 2: you think the only thing you need to know to

2748
01:59:08,560 --> 01:59:11,520
Speaker 2: ride a horse is and they go, whoa boy?

2749
01:59:11,960 --> 01:59:12,240
Speaker 38: Just like that?

2750
01:59:12,920 --> 01:59:13,320
Speaker 31: It doesn't.

2751
01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:16,520
Speaker 2: It doesn't work that way. I know there's two type.

2752
01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could, I bet you I'd be good because

2753
01:59:18,680 --> 01:59:21,640
Speaker 3: I would ride Western because that's where you use one

2754
01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:24,080
Speaker 3: hand right, and then if you write English, use I

2755
01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:25,080
Speaker 3: ride side.

2756
01:59:24,920 --> 01:59:29,160
Speaker 2: Saddle, yeahs bare back is that's not a horse.

2757
01:59:31,080 --> 01:59:33,880
Speaker 4: I'm just picturing Nate in the old Wild West where

2758
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:36,760
Speaker 4: he the swings open the two tavern doors and then

2759
01:59:36,800 --> 01:59:37,360
Speaker 4: the call.

2760
01:59:37,280 --> 01:59:39,760
Speaker 2: A saloon the saloon and the record rips off the thing.

2761
01:59:40,440 --> 01:59:42,680
Speaker 2: They don't body stares at him. They didn't have records.

2762
01:59:42,680 --> 01:59:47,160
Speaker 2: They had a guy playing a player piano, right, and everybody.

2763
01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:49,560
Speaker 4: Stares at him and they go, you're not wanting around

2764
01:59:49,600 --> 01:59:51,800
Speaker 4: these parts. And then Nate just gets into this crazy

2765
01:59:51,880 --> 01:59:52,560
Speaker 4: brawl in the bar.

2766
01:59:52,720 --> 01:59:54,680
Speaker 2: I would love that. Oh, I would love that. I

2767
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:58,160
Speaker 2: absolutely love crazy. Okay, where were we? Okay? We started

2768
01:59:58,200 --> 02:00:01,360
Speaker 2: out talking about how Scotty b Yeah, he will he

2769
02:00:01,560 --> 02:00:03,400
Speaker 2: by the way, if he comes to your house, he

2770
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:07,520
Speaker 2: will not drink a cup of coffee. No, why would

2771
02:00:07,560 --> 02:00:07,920
Speaker 2: you drink?

2772
02:00:08,160 --> 02:00:09,880
Speaker 28: Maybe if it's in a disposable cup, I will. I

2773
02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:11,720
Speaker 28: don't want to use your mugs, your your lips have

2774
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:12,240
Speaker 28: been on there.

2775
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:15,600
Speaker 7: What do you do when you go out to eat

2776
02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:18,240
Speaker 7: and you use silverware that's been in other people's mouth?

2777
02:00:18,320 --> 02:00:20,080
Speaker 2: I feel like they sterilize it. In those things and

2778
02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:23,240
Speaker 2: they wipe it with a rag. I don't know.

2779
02:00:23,600 --> 02:00:25,480
Speaker 6: I've worked at a restaurant. It's not as clean as

2780
02:00:25,560 --> 02:00:25,880
Speaker 6: you think.

2781
02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:28,840
Speaker 2: Okay, what I don't know. I guess doesn't hurt me.

2782
02:00:28,920 --> 02:00:31,120
Speaker 2: But in someone's house there's lipstick on the can't.

2783
02:00:31,160 --> 02:00:33,120
Speaker 13: But our houses are safer than you go into a

2784
02:00:33,200 --> 02:00:34,240
Speaker 13: public place.

2785
02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:34,880
Speaker 5: Like a restaurant.

2786
02:00:35,120 --> 02:00:35,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2787
02:00:35,680 --> 02:00:37,360
Speaker 6: Way less mouths have touched that cup.

2788
02:00:37,840 --> 02:00:41,240
Speaker 2: All right, so he's strange. Well, I'm sorry. I'ming fights

2789
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:41,960
Speaker 2: in my head about this.

2790
02:00:42,080 --> 02:00:42,360
Speaker 7: I can't.

2791
02:00:42,400 --> 02:00:44,120
Speaker 37: I feel like I'm the only normal one on the show.

2792
02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:48,400
Speaker 37: Oh oh yeah, I think I'm the only normal person.

2793
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:52,160
Speaker 37: Someone just texted and you guys are hilarious today. I

2794
02:00:52,320 --> 02:00:55,520
Speaker 37: totally forgot that I wasn't listening to the podcast. This

2795
02:00:55,680 --> 02:00:56,680
Speaker 37: is a great Monday morning.

2796
02:00:58,360 --> 02:00:59,040
Speaker 5: Maybe we can just.

2797
02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:00,960
Speaker 13: Use this segment four the podcast today.

2798
02:01:01,080 --> 02:01:03,360
Speaker 2: I like that idea, I will tell you. While the

2799
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:05,760
Speaker 2: song was playing a second ago, I looked at everyone

2800
02:01:05,800 --> 02:01:07,200
Speaker 2: in the zoom room and I said, let's be honest,

2801
02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:09,120
Speaker 2: we're just phoning this in that we're not even we're

2802
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:11,160
Speaker 2: not even putting any effort into this show today.

2803
02:01:11,280 --> 02:01:11,480
Speaker 15: None.

2804
02:01:12,560 --> 02:01:14,880
Speaker 2: No, I think this last break has been very interesting.

2805
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:18,280
Speaker 2: It's no effort. I mean there was this. You know,

2806
02:01:18,360 --> 02:01:21,360
Speaker 2: we're not inventing something. We're not curing any diseases here,

2807
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:25,800
Speaker 2: We're just talking about nuts. Someone just said, I don't know,

2808
02:01:25,880 --> 02:01:31,160
Speaker 2: Danielle was such a freak. What She's a total freak.

2809
02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:31,800
Speaker 2: All right.

2810
02:01:33,360 --> 02:01:35,600
Speaker 17: I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi

2811
02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:37,360
Speaker 17: can't talk about on the Big Show.

2812
02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:40,040
Speaker 6: I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

2813
02:01:41,840 --> 02:01:44,960
Speaker 1: Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

2814
02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:48,680
Speaker 17: Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you

2815
02:01:48,800 --> 02:01:49,880
Speaker 17: get your podcasts.

2816
02:01:50,040 --> 02:01:51,720
Speaker 2: I have a restraining order against them.

2817
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2818
02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:58,320
Speaker 2: All right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll see

2819
02:01:58,360 --> 02:01:59,840
Speaker 2: you next time, so make sure you're here with us

2820
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:03,200
Speaker 2: till then. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out of my body.