Speaker 1: Ready, I am ready ready.
Speaker 2: Who's that he's up?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I have made some
Speaker 2: coffee because I'm like, I think I need some coffee.
Speaker 3: I am drinking some Cafe Dumont coffee. That my my
Speaker 3: makeup artist that I was working with recently back east.
Speaker 3: She's from New Orleans and she kind of goes back
Speaker 3: and forth all the time, like on weekends, and so
Speaker 3: she went back and she picked me up some of
Speaker 3: the original og only available in New Orleans at Cafe Dumont.
Speaker 1: Well, there's like a different blend.
Speaker 3: That they sell in the stores than the one that
Speaker 3: you actually can get really delicious.
Speaker 1: Do you have you ever had their It's coffee and chickory.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, then I have.
Speaker 3: So it's chickery is like it's a root, but it's
Speaker 3: like almost a little peppery smelling a little and gives them.
Speaker 1: A little something, not even a zinc.
Speaker 3: It just I don't know, it adds something to it,
Speaker 3: but I love it and it's delicious.
Speaker 1: That I am missing a beignet.
Speaker 2: That's worth the mess all over your face and your hands,
Speaker 2: like that was.
Speaker 3: I got some really good bignets at the farmer's market
Speaker 3: the other day. Yeah, what is it five five frogs
Speaker 3: Bakery or something.
Speaker 1: Oh here in the in the valley and uh they're French.
Speaker 3: And I had a three pack of bignets on It
Speaker 3: was Nitella vanilla and chocolate and it was and I
Speaker 3: had it yesterday or Sunday with a cup of my
Speaker 3: Cafe du Mont. I was like, Okay, this feels this
Speaker 3: feels original. That is the perfect breakfast, right.
Speaker 1: Oh it was great and they were little, not too big,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, now I'm hungry again. Dang it. I well
Speaker 2: that I have so yeah, I've been busy watching all
Speaker 2: these disaster and survival like documentaries, podcast like, all of
Speaker 2: like my algorithm is filled with what I.
Speaker 3: Mean, planning ahead, no take notes, pas them on you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: No, Well, it.
Speaker 2: Started because there's that new documentary on Netflix called Shipwrecked
Speaker 2: about the cruise ship the that saying capsize.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was pretty good.
Speaker 2: It wasn't. It wasn't as comprehensive as I was hoping
Speaker 2: it was a cruise but no, no it's not. The
Speaker 2: which is another one that I was watched with.
Speaker 1: Yes, I watched that.
Speaker 2: One too, pop those poor people poor people. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: but all of I'm never going on a cruise again.
Speaker 2: I've been all right because the new kids on the block.
Speaker 2: But that was for new kids on the block tested
Speaker 2: the cruise.
Speaker 3: Right, but you but imagine new kids on the block
Speaker 3: capsizes out to.
Speaker 2: See well, you know what, that's not the worst.
Speaker 3: Go down, You go down, and yeah, if there's somebody
Speaker 3: to capsize.
Speaker 2: With, I hope it's Joey McIntyre.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you and he will recreate the scene from Titanic,
Speaker 3: except you'll let him on the door this time.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, which you're both You're both you know, Yeah, another
Speaker 1: one of you would take up too much face. You
Speaker 1: can easily fit maybe even one more new kid.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, so you could pick two, I'll pick Then
Speaker 2: I will pick John Joe.
Speaker 1: Okay, how did you know I was gonna pick John?
Speaker 2: You just picked the name out of your out of
Speaker 2: the air, didn't.
Speaker 1: Those were the two names that I easily remembered off
Speaker 1: the top of my head. Yes, I would say another one.
Speaker 2: Jordan's another one done, my third pick my fourth, don
Speaker 2: and Danny. Danny's the last one, very good. Danny Donny
Speaker 2: Donnie is one and then Danny is another one.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, yes, your education to change your name.
Speaker 1: That's too close, it's too confusing.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. But no, these disaster, these disasters felt
Speaker 2: like it's just it's insane. And now I'm listening to
Speaker 2: a podcast what is it called uh Wild Things about
Speaker 2: the Sigfried and Roy the Tiger the Tiger issue, but
Speaker 2: it's not just about the incident. It's about like their
Speaker 2: whole lives and how they came and how they grew up.
Speaker 1: Fascinating, stick fascinating, fascinating if you like stuff like that.
Speaker 3: There is a podcast called Is This Actually Happening? And
Speaker 3: every episode is what if you were blah blah blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah some crazy that What if you if
Speaker 3: you're a military coup and you had to you know whatever,
Speaker 3: What if you were kidnapped and uh, you know, taken.
Speaker 1: Hostage for three days and you escape?
Speaker 3: Like it's there are stories there where I listen and
Speaker 3: I'm just.
Speaker 1: Like what, oh my gosh, But it makes you know
Speaker 1: there's something about it.
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, okay, You're like now I know what,
Speaker 2: Now I know what I'll do.
Speaker 3: Well, not even now I know what I'll do, but like, okay,
Speaker 3: I get you know what, I would try that hard,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I would like, okay, yes, yes, because you're okay. You're
Speaker 2: learning about the testing the limits of humans, right, so yeah,
Speaker 2: when you think, oh, I'm not strong enough, I couldn't
Speaker 2: do that, well maybe you could. I don't know. You
Speaker 2: don't know until you're faced with that situation. Fascinating, fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I uh uh. I forgot what I was going.
Speaker 3: To say, what I was going to say, because I
Speaker 3: started looking at the notes on our thing, and then
Speaker 3: I was like, dang, Sick Freedo.
Speaker 2: And roy talking about white tigers.
Speaker 1: Yes, do you.
Speaker 3: Remember going to see Sick freedon the tigers at the
Speaker 3: Mirage when we were shooting in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I was there.
Speaker 1: That was the time I got lost in a casino.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't think I was in that episode,
Speaker 2: but I've been. I've been to the the White Tigers
Speaker 2: in a cage, I know, not even a cage of
Speaker 2: glass enclosure of people gawking at him. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I very mixed feeling because I know that secret and
Speaker 2: royd like they loved those animals, like their family, like
Speaker 2: those people.
Speaker 3: So it was like the lady who had the champ
Speaker 3: in her basement, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 3: don't know she wasn't trying to harm it.
Speaker 1: But at the same time.
Speaker 2: Is that it's that moral dilemma about using animals for
Speaker 2: entertainment and conception. That's that's a hard thing to swallow.
Speaker 2: But they did really love they did.
Speaker 1: There wasn't abuse per se. It's just, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: How much a tiger wants to be roaming around the
Speaker 3: same like forty feet of space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, but they didn't.
Speaker 3: They had like crazy uh like property in Vegas, right.
Speaker 2: That was like they had like the jungle sanctuary for that.
Speaker 1: That's where they.
Speaker 2: Lived with the animals and you know, let them roam around.
Speaker 2: It was it was wild. And when Roy got bit
Speaker 2: by one of the tigers, it was on his fifty
Speaker 2: ninth birthday. I did not know that, like one of
Speaker 2: the first things he said. He was still pretty lucid afterwards,
Speaker 2: and he's just said, don't do anything to the tiger, like.
Speaker 1: Don't don't the tired didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: It's not the tiger's fault, Like, just don't do anything
Speaker 2: to tigre. That's my family it's it wasn't his fault,
Speaker 2: he was he was trying to protect me, or it
Speaker 2: was a miscommunication. I don't know, it was right, So yeah,
Speaker 2: fascinating fast. So anyway, Yes, has any other disaster or
Speaker 2: survival stories podcast documentaries?
Speaker 1: He sent them.
Speaker 3: This is actually happening is a is a really good
Speaker 3: one because every week there's just some thing where you're like,
Speaker 3: oh my what, wow.
Speaker 2: Love it?
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I could consume those all daily, and.
Speaker 3: You know what, I listened to those because it reminds
Speaker 3: me of like the strength and the good in people
Speaker 3: of like, yes, getting through adversity and whatever. So they're
Speaker 3: still pretty crazy and kind of dark, but it but
Speaker 3: in a way that feels, I don't know, it encourages
Speaker 3: like resiliency, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, because it's not like we're watching things about
Speaker 2: you puppies and rainbows. No, it's like these are really serious,
Speaker 2: traumatic things, but it's about overcoming that race.
Speaker 3: And I love like the stories that they tell sometimes
Speaker 3: don't have a perfect and you know, most of the
Speaker 3: time don't have some sort of perfect ending. It's like,
Speaker 3: but this is this is now a story that I
Speaker 3: have to live with, And here's how it affects my life,
Speaker 3: and you know, it's just.
Speaker 2: Really interesting, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: It's like the audio equivalent of people watching, but deeper.
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: Observing, observing, just listening.
Speaker 3: I'll sit there and look at people and be like,
Speaker 3: what what have you gone through?
Speaker 1: What is your story? I wonder, so this is kind
Speaker 1: of a little peak kind of that same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very satisfying.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, why don't we take a peek into, uh,
Speaker 3: into our little show.
Speaker 2: Let's let's take a peek into Jesse's psychology of.
Speaker 1: Is this actually happening?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes it is. Welcome back to Howard tanneritos. I'm
Speaker 2: Andrea Barber.
Speaker 3: And I'm Jody Sweeten, who timed her sip of coffee
Speaker 3: quite well that time.
Speaker 2: Thank you, well done, well done. Today we're discussing season seven,
Speaker 2: episode six, Smash Club the Next Generation. It originally aired
Speaker 2: on October nineteenth, nineteen ninety three, and it goes a
Speaker 2: little something like this.
Speaker 3: Is by the way, is the title like sort of
Speaker 3: a call to star trek our generation that came out
Speaker 3: around this time?
Speaker 1: I thought I wondered that too.
Speaker 3: I bet you I don't remember when that show came
Speaker 3: out but my dad loved it.
Speaker 1: My dad's a big Star Trek fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there's a defintion, but I think it
Speaker 3: was early nineties. Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 2: I think it's definitely a nod to the to Star Trek. Absolutely. So,
Speaker 2: Jesse is surprised to learn that he has inherited an
Speaker 2: old nightclub where his band used to play. Wait, why
Speaker 2: are you already laughing?
Speaker 1: Because of course he did. You know what I mean
Speaker 1: of surprise, inherited the Smash Club. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I just I love it. I love it. It's so full
Speaker 1: of how sick like. It's just great.
Speaker 2: I love It's so great. But Jesse soon learns that
Speaker 2: reopening the Rundown building for a new generation takes more
Speaker 2: than just good ideas. It was directed by John Tracy,
Speaker 2: it was written by carolynmi Ominie.
Speaker 1: Your guess is as good as mine?
Speaker 2: That one mine?
Speaker 1: Mine? Oh mine?
Speaker 2: Well, min that's two writers in a row now that
Speaker 2: we don't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're very sorry, Carolyn. I don't I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe you were only with us for like
Speaker 1: one season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we that's why we don't remember how
Speaker 2: to say your name because maybe we probably never met her,
Speaker 2: to be honest, because it was one off.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's just just not take any Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: taking it out.
Speaker 2: Not my problem.
Speaker 1: I can't see it. Yeah we even even met you.
Speaker 1: Say your name, I don't even know you.
Speaker 2: We have one guest star this week, Julie Payne. She
Speaker 2: plays Miss Cook and she played Cheryl's mother in seven
Speaker 2: episodes of Curby Your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's where I recognize her.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have seen you. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 2: I loved this woman so much. She voiced many, many
Speaker 2: characters on Garfield and Friends, The Garfield Show. All of
Speaker 2: the iterations of the Garfield was animated series.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 2: It's multiple characters. I don't think she was Garfield, but
Speaker 2: she did a lot, did a lot of characters, a
Speaker 2: lot of lot of voices. So I'm just like, she's
Speaker 2: a huge list of credits. Go look her up, because
Speaker 2: this woman is talented.
Speaker 1: Beyond that, she had a face.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I've seen you in a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3: She's kind of like it was like seeing Edie mclug
Speaker 3: when you're like, oh yeah, yeah, you were on a
Speaker 3: bunch of things and in a bunch of movies at
Speaker 3: this time, like you were, and you had a very
Speaker 3: specific type of care.
Speaker 2: Yes, definitely a character actor where you're like, I don't
Speaker 2: remember your name, but I know your face anywhere. Yep. Right,
Speaker 2: So we start to with the teaser. Steph is lying
Speaker 2: on the backyard watching the clouds and I love this
Speaker 2: camera angle. It's like the bird's eye view from her glove,
Speaker 2: Like we ever never never done that, never done it
Speaker 2: brand great, well done, John Tracy, Like that's a great
Speaker 2: creative choice there. Michelle comes outside, Hi, Steph, what are
Speaker 2: you doing? And Steph says, looking at the shapes and
Speaker 2: the clouds, it's relaxing. Michelle lies down beside her. Steph says,
Speaker 2: doesn't that look like a kangaroo in a baseball cap?
Speaker 2: And Michelle says nope, and Stuff says it's right there
Speaker 2: next to the horse eating the taco. Michelle says, horses
Speaker 2: don't eat tacos, and Stuff says, it's not a real horse,
Speaker 2: it's just a cloud. Clouds don't eat tacos either.
Speaker 3: Stuff shows up, She's a real you know, she's just
Speaker 3: being an annoying little sisters.
Speaker 1: What I think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of the things like, yeah, just everything
Speaker 3: you say.
Speaker 1: Is that you're wrong. You're wrong. That's true.
Speaker 2: I think that's what we're going with this. She's just
Speaker 2: she's just gonna be a contrariant.
Speaker 1: What you see that? Nope? Nope, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So steph finally gives up. Fine, there's no horse, there's
Speaker 2: no tacos, there's no kangaroos. And Michelle says, told you so.
Speaker 2: Stephanie says, you really know how to suck the fun
Speaker 2: out of cloud watching, and she goes inside, slamming the
Speaker 2: door behind her. Left alone, Michelle looks up and says, oh,
Speaker 2: there's the horse. This is relaxing, cute again. We have
Speaker 2: eliminated adults from teasers. Now the kids are carrying the
Speaker 2: teasers and.
Speaker 3: They're old enough now they don't need someone supervising.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, supervision that hasn't been visioned yet. Yeah. Whatever,
Speaker 2: We don't do that in full outs never so. In
Speaker 2: the living room, Becky tells Danny Monday is going to
Speaker 2: be a big day on a make up San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Our first guest is famous sumo wrestler Bozo Yashi.
Speaker 3: Danny read such a strange storyline.
Speaker 2: This this is peak full House season seven. They're out
Speaker 2: of ideas, right, it's mad libs now, they're like just
Speaker 2: grab like different ideas and just throw them all into
Speaker 2: one pot. Like it doesn't have to make sense, doesn't
Speaker 2: have to make sense. This is very season seven h
Speaker 2: So Danny reads this bio and he says, he says
Speaker 2: here he's known for his flab fling and Becky smiles,
Speaker 2: guess who's flab he's gonna be flinging? And Danny retorts, well, first,
Speaker 2: I have no flab, and even if I did, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't want it flung around by a seven hundred pound
Speaker 2: guy in a diaper. Danny says, I don't know how
Speaker 2: I feel about this, but okay.
Speaker 1: Yes, well you know it was the early nineties.
Speaker 3: This now you'd be like that seems a little first
Speaker 3: and like a little just like a just like a
Speaker 3: sprinkle of.
Speaker 1: Racism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, this is a real sport, you know.
Speaker 1: And we were in Japan. Somebody went saw some wrestling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's right, that's right, he did.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I didn't go see it.
Speaker 2: Who went and saw? I don't remember JP May Scott, oh,
Speaker 2: probably Scott right on his way to sushi for breakfast,
Speaker 2: stop off at the sumo wrestling place. Uh. So, then
Speaker 2: Jesse and Joey walk in, and they walk in in
Speaker 2: the middle of this conversation, and Joey says, I get
Speaker 2: the feeling we missed a very interesting conversation. Jesse interrupts
Speaker 2: with his news. You're not gonna believe this, remember Buzz
Speaker 2: Markle and Danny and Becky say sure. Danny jokes I
Speaker 2: felt guilty for having so much fun at his funeral, Jesse.
Speaker 3: Such a great thing for Bob to say, because that
Speaker 3: absolutely would be Bob.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, he'd be doing a full set a funeral.
Speaker 2: He totally would.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Jesse and now says, well, they finally settled his
Speaker 2: will and he left me the Smash Club.
Speaker 3: Why me, Because you're the only family here, obviously, otherwise
Speaker 3: we wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Have a storyline, Jesse. That's why. So Becky and uh,
Speaker 2: Danny and Joey are stunned. So Becky offers a suggestion,
Speaker 2: you and the Rippers played the Smash Club more than anyone,
Speaker 2: Jesse adds, and Buzz loved me like a son, and
Speaker 2: I never made fun of his twope. Joey replies, come on,
Speaker 2: you called him ruggsy Joey Dave.
Speaker 3: Actually there was someone that Dave actually called Ruggsy, Yes
Speaker 3: who I can't remember who, but there was somebody.
Speaker 2: That I think that he called Rugsy, which he does
Speaker 2: it to get a rise out of us, Like he'll
Speaker 2: do that, like you know, he'll like say something funny
Speaker 2: to make us laugh in the middle of a scene
Speaker 2: or something that's so.
Speaker 3: Different thing I would never ever do because it is
Speaker 3: highly unprofessional focused. You're getting a scene with people, you
Speaker 3: tell him, Jeff, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, Jesse reflects, I was thirteen the first time I
Speaker 2: snuck in hearing Live rock and roll changed my life.
Speaker 2: I own the Smash Club. Danny points out one condition, Well,
Speaker 2: the club's been closed for two years. If you don't
Speaker 2: reopen it, it goes back to the estate and becomes
Speaker 2: a parking lot. Jesse says, that's not gonna happen. Becky asks,
Speaker 2: what do you know about running a club man? Jesse
Speaker 2: responds in a word, nothing, But I owe it to
Speaker 2: Buzz to do the right thing. Jesse heads out, I
Speaker 2: need a place to think. Where's a good place to think?
Speaker 2: And Joey responds Harvard, and Jesse replies, look who I'm
Speaker 2: asking David is just a matter of fact in this
Speaker 2: He's Harvard. That's a good place to think.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong.
Speaker 2: He's not wrong, right, He's not wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesse knows as much about running a club. I
Speaker 3: would actually say he would know more about this than
Speaker 3: about running an ad agency.
Speaker 2: Or radio stage, radio DJ, or even extermination.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think this is his most qualified job for sure.
Speaker 2: This is a really great fit for him. Up in
Speaker 2: the girls room, Michelle is making her bed when Nicky
Speaker 2: and Alex walk in. Hi Michelle. Michelle responds, sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: I can't play right now. I need to clean up
Speaker 2: my room. Nicky starts to put away one of her
Speaker 2: stuffed animals. Oh, you don't have to do, and Michelle pauses,
Speaker 2: Unless you really want to, don't forget that stuff over there,
Speaker 2: Alex says, okay. Michelle climbs onto her bed while the
Speaker 2: twins finish cleaning up her room, and she smiles. This
Speaker 2: has definite possibilities. Okay, she's figured it out. She's figured
Speaker 2: it out how to make this system work to her advantage.
Speaker 2: Next in the kitchen, Steph is at the kitchen table
Speaker 2: when DJ, Kimmy and Steve enter the kitchen and exclaim yes,
Speaker 2: it's Friday, we're free at last weekend begin and then
Speaker 2: they all high five and say, what.
Speaker 1: Y'all, is that a thing that you did? Was that
Speaker 1: a pop? What was that thing? Why was that thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it being a thing. But we say
Speaker 2: it later in the episode too, So why is it
Speaker 2: a nineties thing?
Speaker 3: I make it a group catchphrase?
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. It struck me as odd because
Speaker 2: I don't remember it from the nineties. It didn't ring
Speaker 2: a bell at the time. I was just like, wat chaw,
Speaker 2: I don't chaw. I don't know. So Steph asks big
Speaker 2: plans tonight, and DJ and Kimy and Steve look at
Speaker 2: each other stumped. They mutter, nah, we got nothing. Steve
Speaker 2: has a suggestion, I know we could go to the mall,
Speaker 2: and DJ replies, no, I've been there so much. My
Speaker 2: hair is starting to smell like orange Julius. A orange Julius.
Speaker 2: Are there still orange Juliuses? I don't know, those of you.
Speaker 1: Youth that don't know.
Speaker 3: Orange Julius used to be in every mall, every and yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was like this frothy, creamy orange juice drink
Speaker 3: that had it was oj ice, sweetener, milk, vanilla, and
Speaker 3: powdered egg whites, so it was like fluff, like a meringue.
Speaker 1: Almost on top of Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were delicious, delicious. But now with the dying
Speaker 3: off of oranges domestically, it would probably cost you about thirty.
Speaker 1: Four dollars for sure.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I imagine there's probably not a whole ton
Speaker 3: of them around anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they were standing in malls.
Speaker 2: They were always in the food court at the first
Speaker 2: the first store in a food court.
Speaker 1: That's the way that where they were would smell them.
Speaker 3: They had like that sweet orange sugary smell delicious.
Speaker 2: So good, so good. I'm not that's my mission. I
Speaker 2: gotta go find an orange. Julius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Orange Julius. Are you still out there?
Speaker 2: Jesse walks in, Hey, kids. Stephanie gets up, Hey, uncle Jesse, congrats.
Speaker 2: I heard some guy left you the Smash Club. Steve asks,
Speaker 2: the Smash Club? You mean that empty old dive over
Speaker 2: on Green Street. Jesse says, bite your tongue, Steven, That
Speaker 2: empty old dive turned me on to music. It's a
Speaker 2: piece of rock and roll history. A lot of big
Speaker 2: bands came out of that dive. Ever heard of Jefferson airplane.
Speaker 2: Kimmy and Stuff look at each other, confused, Mama's and papa's,
Speaker 2: Jesse asks. Steve and DJ look at each other, confused.
Speaker 1: Sonny and Cher.
Speaker 2: Jesse tries, and DJ says, oh, the woman from the infomercial.
Speaker 2: I know her. Oh my gosh. So finally Kimmy Steven
Speaker 2: staff realize who Jesse is talking about, but Jesse is exasperated.
Speaker 2: The point is that I got to keep the Smash
Speaker 2: Club alive somehow. Steve responds, I wish it was alive tonight.
Speaker 2: We'd have something to do. DJ tells them, well, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't matter anyway. You have to be twenty one or
Speaker 2: over to get in. Steve says, yeah, it's like that
Speaker 2: in all the cool places. It's not fair. There's so
Speaker 2: many cool new bands out and we never get to
Speaker 2: hear any of them.
Speaker 1: Get a fake ID. It's full out the rest of
Speaker 1: the kids. Yeah, no, that's far too simple.
Speaker 3: Jesse comes up with better mine, finds some shady person
Speaker 3: and just get your bike ID, you know, call it
Speaker 3: a day, just hiding that if there's children listening, that
Speaker 3: would be a bad idea. And uh, don't take advice
Speaker 3: from me. No, don't parents, If your kid does that,
Speaker 3: it's not my fault.
Speaker 2: We deny all responsibility for them. So Jesse suddenly comes
Speaker 2: up with this idea. You know what, what would you
Speaker 2: say if there was a place where you could go
Speaker 2: hear new music, no age limit, no alcohol, big dance floor,
Speaker 2: good food. Would you guys hang out at a place
Speaker 2: like that? The kids love it? Kimmy says, what are
Speaker 2: we waiting for? Let's go, and the kids get up
Speaker 2: and start to leave. Jesse says, hold it, it doesn't
Speaker 2: exist yet, and Kimmy replies, why do men toy with me?
Speaker 2: Jesse says, it doesn't exist yet, but it's going to
Speaker 2: the new Smash Club. You guys just gave me some
Speaker 2: great ideas. Thanks, I have a million things to do,
Speaker 2: and he runs upstairs. Next we are at the Smash Club.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, did bring back? Since we've seen the
Speaker 2: Smash Club? And is it dirty and dusty and hot mess?
Speaker 3: I mean to be fair, it's actually in relatively decent
Speaker 3: condition for an abandoned building.
Speaker 1: I was impressed. That's true.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, it has issues. It has it needs some work.
Speaker 2: It needs a little bit of work. Joey points, Oh no, joe.
Speaker 2: Jesse and Joey are at the Smash Club cleaning up
Speaker 2: before meeting with the bank for the loan. Joey points
Speaker 2: at a large portrait on the wall. Would you look
Speaker 2: at the wig on old buzz. He's got more carpet
Speaker 2: on his head than the floor.
Speaker 1: Also, oh, everywhere you look.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll save it. Yep, you thought it too, Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: that's it everywhere you look. We will get to that later.
Speaker 2: Jesse tells him, come on, I gotta clean this place
Speaker 2: up if I'm gonna get a loan from the bank.
Speaker 2: Jesse picks up one side of a trash can and
Speaker 2: he says, grab this. Joey grabs the other side, but
Speaker 2: when they lift it, the bottom falls out and the
Speaker 2: trash spills all over the floor. Frustrated, Jesse says, this
Speaker 2: place is a mess. Try to find a dustpant. The
Speaker 2: lady from the bank is going to be here any minute.
Speaker 2: Joey starts looking around. Let's see what do we have? Corkscrew,
Speaker 2: a bucket, a rat. Joey screams and smashes his head
Speaker 2: right up through the bar. Jess, get it. It was big, gray,
Speaker 2: dirty and awful. Oh god, get it. Jesse runs behind
Speaker 2: the bar and picks up a ripped bar rag.
Speaker 1: Is this it?
Speaker 2: And Joey's who has his eyes closed, says yes, just
Speaker 2: get it away from me, and Jesse reveals it's a
Speaker 2: bar rag, and Joey jokes, well, maybe you want to
Speaker 2: get that smudge then right.
Speaker 3: Over there reminded me of my incident with the small
Speaker 3: fan freaking out over something that was not actually anything
Speaker 3: to freak out over relatable.
Speaker 2: Jesse swats him with the rag. Stop it, Get your
Speaker 2: fat head out of there. She's gonna be here any minute.
Speaker 2: Jesse tries to pull Joey free ow Joey says, I
Speaker 2: can't move, I'm stuck. Someone knocks at the door, mister Kozopolis.
Speaker 2: You who? Jesse quickly puts a bucket over Joey's head,
Speaker 2: coens the door, and welcomes her in. The woman walks
Speaker 2: in and introduces herself. I'm Eleanor Cook from Embarked Arrow Bank,
Speaker 2: and Jesse says, hi, I'm a Jesse Katzopolis. Then Joey sneezes.
Speaker 2: Eleanor stares at the bucket. What was that? Jesse replies, Well,
Speaker 2: could be anything, and Joey sneezes again an old bar
Speaker 2: rag a rat. Eleanor lifts the bucket and finds Joey underneath.
Speaker 2: She screams startled. Jesse finishes a freak under a bucket.
Speaker 2: Joey says, can somebody hold my nose? I gotta pop
Speaker 2: my ears. So Jesse hits him on the head and
Speaker 2: introduces him. Oh, how terribly rude of me. This is
Speaker 2: Joseph Gladstone, our head waiter.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ah.
Speaker 2: And the audience loves it, like the audience is clearing.
Speaker 1: Bad puns, and all.
Speaker 2: The audience loves the dad jokes, you know. Eleanor just
Speaker 2: stares at them. Jesse says, anyway, we used to be
Speaker 2: in advertising together, so we've cooked up this little presentation.
Speaker 2: Picture it, if you will, Jesse and Joey teenagers walking
Speaker 2: down the street, but in this case one of us
Speaker 2: has a bar on his shoulders, and Joey laughs me.
Speaker 2: So Jesse and Joey pretend to walk in place. Joey asks, Jess,
Speaker 2: what do you want to do tonight? Maul did it movie?
Speaker 2: Seeing it? Burger ate it bowling, and Eleanor cuts them off.
Speaker 2: Hold it, Jesse says, oh no, actually bowling was roll it,
Speaker 2: but you get the idea. It's a rhyming thing. Eleanor clarifies, no,
Speaker 2: I mean hold it, as in, please go no further.
Speaker 2: I have some specific questions we need to discuss. But
Speaker 2: I like this woman. You know, she's getting to the point.
Speaker 3: She's like, stop with the bucket, man, I haven't even
Speaker 3: told you what I need yet.
Speaker 1: I don't need this right.
Speaker 2: She doesn't need a presentation, she's gone. She needs answers
Speaker 2: to her questions. Jesse says, that's no problem. We can
Speaker 2: handle that, right, little buddy. Eleanor says, we need to
Speaker 2: talk about what kind of loan you want, and Jesse celebrates,
Speaker 2: way too early, we got the loan, Joseph high five.
Speaker 2: Jesse holds up his hand, but Joey sticks out his
Speaker 2: tongue instead, and Jesse slaps it.
Speaker 1: By mistake, Dave's gigantically long.
Speaker 2: Freakishly long, like that was that's that's a no thing
Speaker 2: like his tongue is freekishly long.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised he actually couldn't extend it fully and slap
Speaker 3: John's handback for a high five.
Speaker 1: Mm.
Speaker 2: Eleanor looks disgusted. I meant we haven't discussed the amount,
Speaker 2: the terms whether you want adjustable or fixed, and Jesse
Speaker 2: and Joey laugh awkwardly. Oh you lend it, We'll spend
Speaker 2: it right. Eleanor adds, I also need to know if
Speaker 2: the club is up to code health codes, fire codes,
Speaker 2: building codes. How are your footing and bearing walls? Eleanor
Speaker 2: asks Jesse. Joke's fine, thanks and yours. Eleanor asks, I mean,
Speaker 2: has the foundation been inspected? And Jesse knocks on the wall. Well,
Speaker 2: it hasn't been inspected, per se, but I've checked the foundation,
Speaker 2: and you know it's really holding up, And just then
Speaker 2: a shelf falls off the wall. Jesse nervously says, the
Speaker 2: place is like a rock. Eleanor says, mister Kitts, it's
Speaker 2: obvious you're unprepared. I'm afraid I have no choice but
Speaker 2: to deny your loan request, and she starts to leave.
Speaker 2: Jesse follows her. Miss Cook, you can't. They're gonna turn
Speaker 2: this place into a parking lot. I'm very sorry. Goodbye,
Speaker 2: mister Kitzopolis, mister Gladstone. Eleanor offers to shake Joey's hand,
Speaker 2: but he sticks out his tongue instead, and she pulls away.
Speaker 2: Jesse chases after her, Miss Cook, give us a second chance,
Speaker 2: won't you? Did I mention your hair looks nice today?
Speaker 2: Because it really does. Joey, who's now all alone in
Speaker 2: the smash club, calls after him, Jess hello, and just
Speaker 2: then a mouse appears in front of Joey, and Joey
Speaker 2: starts stammering, however, you yeah so good? Like this whole
Speaker 2: scene is a masterclass in physical comedy.
Speaker 3: Like it was a ridiculous physical comedy when they're walking
Speaker 3: down the street and Dave's just bobbing his head.
Speaker 1: But I felt I was confused.
Speaker 3: I was like, why, why does the place have to
Speaker 3: be in good shape to get the loan? Aren't you
Speaker 3: getting the loan to get the place in good shape?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: From the bank worrying about her footings and bearing walls.
Speaker 1: That's the inspector's job.
Speaker 3: You just need to know, you know me, if you gotta,
Speaker 3: I don't know, just hand me the money and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna figure out what.
Speaker 1: To do with this.
Speaker 2: She should be more concerned that they have a lack
Speaker 2: of W two's and income seven years tax return, Like
Speaker 2: that's what she.
Speaker 3: Should be concerned, you know, as the only radio DJs
Speaker 3: and advertisers in all of San Francisco.
Speaker 1: They did quite well.
Speaker 3: For themselves, so uh, apparently they shocking they even need
Speaker 3: the loan, really.
Speaker 2: And why don't they just get the bank of Danny
Speaker 2: Like Danny's got right, Like I just would do one
Speaker 2: less renovation at the Tanner House and put that in.
Speaker 3: The last car or thing through the kitchen wall, and
Speaker 3: it pays for itself.
Speaker 2: See, we're problem solvers. We could have handled this. Next
Speaker 2: we're in the kitchen it's the next day, and Danny
Speaker 2: walks in with a box. How you doing? The station
Speaker 2: just sent over my outfit for the Sumo wrestler segment,
Speaker 2: he tells Becky, and Becky says, great, let's see it.
Speaker 2: Danny opens the box and freezes and slowly pulls out
Speaker 2: his teeny tiny mawashee aka loincloth, and he's afraid. He says,
Speaker 2: there's gotta be more than this. I'm gonna need a
Speaker 2: tanning booth and a full body wax and Becky jokes
Speaker 2: fashion tip, don't wear black socks. Danny asks, so, how's
Speaker 2: just doing? And Becky says not good. He's really depressed. Michelle,
Speaker 2: who is sitting with Becky asks, what does depressed mean.
Speaker 3: Which is a horrifying question coming from your therapist. I
Speaker 3: would hope that at least she would know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think, but maybe she's had a lapse.
Speaker 2: She's had a lapsing. Danny explains, depressed means sad, unhappy.
Speaker 2: You know how you felt when you found out that
Speaker 2: Gumby wasn't microwave safe, and Michelle understands.
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 2: Becky tells her, let's all try to be extra nice
Speaker 2: to Uncle Jesse today. Okay, Michelle says, I'll give him
Speaker 2: my last sweet roll and she puts her sweet roll
Speaker 2: on Jesse's plate. Jesse then comes downstairs surprisingly in a
Speaker 2: great mood. Good morning, my beautiful family. It's nice to
Speaker 2: see you all. I love you all in a very
Speaker 2: special way individually that is. Michelle asks, you're depressed. Jesse replies, depressed.
Speaker 2: I don't know the meaning of the word. Michelle says,
Speaker 2: I don't think Daddy does either. Jesse tells everyone, get this,
Speaker 2: I just talked to the lady from the bank, miss Cook,
Speaker 2: and he tells them that after a little begging, she's
Speaker 2: agreed to another interview. Jesse vows to get prepared to
Speaker 2: find a book on every code, building code, health code,
Speaker 2: municipal code.
Speaker 1: Area code.
Speaker 2: If there's a code out there, I'm going to crack it.
Speaker 2: Michelle says, I'm glad you're happy again, Uncle Jesse. Jesse
Speaker 2: gives Michelle a hug. She quietly takes her sweet roll back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't need one now, he doesn't need it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't need it. It was super cute.
Speaker 1: That was y have really good timing on it. It
Speaker 1: was funny. Great, So glad you're happy.
Speaker 2: That was a great moment. She's got some good singers, like.
Speaker 3: Learned that ashal Merkater getting a little older and can
Speaker 3: like you know, they are timing, yes, how to land
Speaker 3: a joke, how to time it just right.
Speaker 2: I'm very much enjoying them this season.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like to get prepared, he should
Speaker 3: also get in addition to books on all of these codes.
Speaker 1: Uh an accountant, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Some financial security guard.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot that's not just building codes. He's
Speaker 2: got a tall order. Next, we're back in the backyard.
Speaker 2: Michelle is relaxing on a lounger wearing star sunglasses while
Speaker 2: Alex hands her a nectarine. This is the life, she says,
Speaker 2: and she looks at the fruit. Wait a second, this
Speaker 2: is a nectarine. I asked for a peach. This is bald.
Speaker 2: Try again, she says, and she shows him away.
Speaker 3: I did not know that they were the same thing,
Speaker 3: except one has fuzz and one doesn't.
Speaker 2: I'd never actually thought about that before. Each has fuzzs,
Speaker 2: nectrine doesn't the same inside, well more or less the
Speaker 2: same family interesting, learn some seaful houses, educational, learn something
Speaker 2: new every day. So then she turns to Nicky. Did
Speaker 2: you find Waldo for me yet? As he's scanning a book. No, Waldo,
Speaker 2: he replies, Michelle says, keep looking, he's in there. Michelle
Speaker 2: puts her sunglasses back on and relaxes in her lounge chair. Boy,
Speaker 2: she is just really just riding them hard, taking advantage
Speaker 2: of a situation, the age difference.
Speaker 3: He's just finally happy that there's someone younger than her. Yes,
Speaker 3: which is kind of what always happens, right, Like, if
Speaker 3: you're the youngest, you're just looking for somebody.
Speaker 1: Else to bother.
Speaker 2: Right, She's been bossed around for seven years after Now
Speaker 2: I get to boss you around. Back in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: Danny is walking into the kitchen with Becky holding his back.
Speaker 2: He says, oh, Becky, that sumo wrestler really did a
Speaker 2: number on my back. Could you get me an ice
Speaker 2: pack or something. Becky says, come on, Danny, ozo Yash,
Speaker 2: she didn't sit on you that hard, and Danny replies, Becky,
Speaker 2: the only way a seven hundred pound guy sits on
Speaker 2: you is hard. So Becky checks the freezer. We're out
Speaker 2: of ice. We have waffles, a pint of Rocky Road,
Speaker 2: and a rump roast. Danny says, bring me the rump
Speaker 2: roast and Becky says, Danny, this is our dinner, and
Speaker 2: Danny says, I'm going to defrost it anyway, any places
Speaker 2: is it on his back? After a beat, Becky says,
Speaker 2: let's eat out tonight, and Danny sighs and relief. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he did the he did the stupid Yeah, this is yeah.
Speaker 2: Bob and Dave did this all the time, just in
Speaker 2: all situations.
Speaker 1: Just made that like and like eyes rolled back on it.
Speaker 2: It was yeah, it was the thing. It was a bit.
Speaker 2: It was a bit.
Speaker 1: It was a bit. And they would try to get
Speaker 1: it in there anytime they could.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah always yep uh And thank you sweet baby. Jesus,
Speaker 2: they did not show us a scene of Bob in
Speaker 2: a loin cloth with a Suma wrestler. I'm just glad
Speaker 2: that got left.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that was ever even on the table
Speaker 3: as an idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like they were was probably like the absolutely
Speaker 2: the heck no no. Back in the backyard, Michelle asks,
Speaker 2: I'm thirsty, where's that water? And Alex says mean Michelle.
Speaker 2: Michelle says, come on, I'm really and she lays her
Speaker 2: head back. Nicky adds mean. So the Twins grab the
Speaker 2: hose and spray Michelle my hair, my shirt. I'm sogged,
Speaker 2: she says. Becky and Danny come running outside. What's going
Speaker 2: on out here? Michelle says, Nicky and Alex got me
Speaker 2: all wet. Becky tells the Twins boys that was not
Speaker 2: very nice. Michelle adds it gets worse. They brought me
Speaker 2: the wrong fruit, they cleaned my room wrong, they brushed
Speaker 2: my hair wrong. Danny cuts her off. She's like a
Speaker 2: little dictator right now, right.
Speaker 3: I mean she leans towards this occasionally anyway.
Speaker 1: Now she's just found foot soldiers.
Speaker 2: Exactly right. Danny cuts her off. Michelle, Honey, you know
Speaker 2: what it sounds like you're trying to turn your little
Speaker 2: cousins into your own personal servants. And Michelle replies, is
Speaker 2: that how it sounds? Maybe I said it wrong. Becky says,
Speaker 2: you know, Michelle, even though Nicky and Alex are little,
Speaker 2: there's still people and we need to treat them with respect.
Speaker 2: I know, but it was so easy. I'm sorry for
Speaker 2: being so bossy. Are you mad at me? And Nicki
Speaker 2: and Alex? Go give Michelle a hug.
Speaker 3: I loved Speaking's line about they're little, but there's still
Speaker 3: people and we need to treat them with respect, because
Speaker 3: I bet that there were a lot of kids watching
Speaker 3: who are around Michelle's age or you know, older, younger.
Speaker 1: Slightly that have a baby, brother, sister.
Speaker 3: Cousin something, and you know you have to remind them like, hey,
Speaker 3: they're you know, they're people too, they have feelings.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there was a great lesson. Yeah the way
Speaker 2: to go, Becky, thank you for clarifying that, because that
Speaker 2: is a really important lesson. Cute, little, cute, little storyline.
Speaker 2: These scenes are so short. I've noticed like they're just
Speaker 2: like quick little scene scene. Seeing there's none of these long.
Speaker 1: She just looked at the next one and it seems.
Speaker 2: The health coach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're in the living room forever. Now, this
Speaker 3: is we literally we're going into the living room and
Speaker 3: we don't leave.
Speaker 2: It's likely yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why all the other
Speaker 2: seeds are so short, because we spend the rest of
Speaker 2: it in the living room. So dj is quizzing. Jesse
Speaker 2: next section two seven six three five of the Health Code,
Speaker 2: and Jesse thinks for a minute. Section two seven six
Speaker 2: three five Health Code. Oh, that's all restrooms must have
Speaker 2: self closing doors. Am I right? And Steph says close
Speaker 2: Food preparation areas must be lit to a minimum brightness
Speaker 2: of twenty foot candles of light, and Jesse asks, how
Speaker 2: is that close? And Stuff shrugs it's not. I was
Speaker 2: just trying to be nice. And John looks fantastic in
Speaker 2: this burgundy suit, Like it looks great, looks I feel like.
Speaker 3: Really each scene though, the crosses on his neck a multiplying.
Speaker 1: I mean like it was just one and we had two.
Speaker 2: I think we're now out to three. It's like another
Speaker 2: notch on the bed. It's like another cross around the neck. Yep,
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that. That's funny. So Michelle jumps in
Speaker 2: I've got one two seven six two six, and Jesse
Speaker 2: thinks two seven six two six that would be portable
Speaker 2: water supply. And I think he means pottable has to
Speaker 2: be consistent with the nineteen eighty nine standard. Am I right?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just made up a number, Michelle admits. Michelle,
Speaker 2: Jesse says, throwing his hands up in frustration. Just then
Speaker 2: the doorbell rings and Jesse shoes everyone out there, she is,
Speaker 2: everybody out. Thank you guys for helping out out out
Speaker 2: and DJ Stephan Michelle hurry out of the room. Steph asks,
Speaker 2: are you sure you don't need any help? No, no,
Speaker 2: it's too late. Now it's just me and her mono
Speaker 2: woman WOMANO. Jesse says that he answers the door.
Speaker 3: It's personal service, you know, the loan officer are coming
Speaker 3: to your home.
Speaker 2: This woman has tolerated a lot, you know now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, a personal service. Yeah, this is you know,
Speaker 2: we have a.
Speaker 3: Small bank, embarcad Are. They're very good to their customers,
Speaker 3: you know. So they don't even charge ATM fees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they don't. And we couldn't afford another set
Speaker 2: that week, so it takes place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are so.
Speaker 2: Eleanor says, good afternoon, and Jesse welcomes her inside. Nice
Speaker 2: to see you again. Won't you sit down? Can I
Speaker 2: get you something to eat? Drink? Approve? Eleanor says, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Jesse says, listen. I've done some research and found that
Speaker 2: the last major renovation done to the Smash Club was
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty six. Eleanor tells him, Oh, then you'll
Speaker 2: have to upgrade the food preparation areas to code. Jesse says, right, right,
Speaker 2: food preparation areas, and then he starts to stall. We
Speaker 2: were just going over that code earlier. It's actually one
Speaker 2: of my favorite codes. Don't tell me I know it
Speaker 2: like I know my address, and Jesse freezes, trying to remember.
Speaker 2: Michelle walks in, Uncle Jesse, and Jesse asks, yeah, what
Speaker 2: DJ said? I don't have a belly button, And Jesse says, what,
Speaker 2: of course you have a belly button. Can't you see
Speaker 2: I'm busy here? Could you check? Michelle asks, winking as
Speaker 2: she lifts her shirt to reveal the code written on
Speaker 2: a piece of paper. Brilliant, brilliant. These girls caught on quick.
Speaker 2: They were like, ah, we're to the rescue. Yeah, Jesse says, Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: you do have a belly button.
Speaker 1: Very good.
Speaker 2: You go back and tell DJ that you have the
Speaker 2: belly button of an angel. Jesse quickly adds to Eleanor,
Speaker 2: the code you were wondering about was two seven six
Speaker 2: three five. Eleanor replies, I'm sure it was. She doesn't care,
Speaker 2: she doesn't care, she doesn't care about numbers. Right, this isn't.
Speaker 1: Yet again, Jesse is plowed right into something without asking any.
Speaker 3: Questions, and Ben like ah, and then comes in and
Speaker 3: you're like, wait, we didn't that wasn't even anything that
Speaker 3: we needed.
Speaker 1: Sir.
Speaker 2: He's going full stea ahead with the wrong things, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: Jesse Jesse. Eleanor continues, Now, let's talk maximum capacity. Jesse replies,
Speaker 2: maximum capacity.
Speaker 1: Good. Good.
Speaker 2: That would be under the fire codes, which are you know,
Speaker 2: it's funny because I was just reading about the fire
Speaker 2: codes today in the Big Red Book, he says, loudly,
Speaker 2: toward the kitchen and in the kitchen, stuff says, Big
Speaker 2: Red Book. As she, DJ and Michelle begin searching a
Speaker 2: scrambling Jesse continues stalling. Hey, speaking of codes in general,
Speaker 2: one of my favorite codes of all time is zero
Speaker 2: seven four seven zero, which, as we all know, is
Speaker 2: the zip code of Wayne, New Jersey.
Speaker 3: But you can't remember that, but not a code that
Speaker 3: he was looking at his afternoon.
Speaker 1: Well, it's so random.
Speaker 2: It's not like the birthplace of Elvis or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely and Elvis tie in Wayne Newton is
Speaker 3: from Wayne, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: What wait, are we getting a note? I don't see
Speaker 2: that note.
Speaker 3: No, that was me making up something stupid because New Jersey,
Speaker 3: Wayne new Ted.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gullible.
Speaker 1: I should have gone with it.
Speaker 2: But this is a real zip code and that zero
Speaker 2: seven four seven zero is the actual zip code for Wayne,
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Is the thing. So there we go, Michelle, Wayne,
Speaker 2: shout out Wayne, New Jersey. I'm sure we had a
Speaker 2: lot of fan ritos.
Speaker 3: Maybe if there's anyone out there from Wayne, New Jersey,
Speaker 3: raise your hand and.
Speaker 1: Send us an email.
Speaker 2: Michelle barges in baloney sandwich time, would you look at
Speaker 2: the time? By god, it is doctor's orders. I have
Speaker 2: low blood fat. Let me inspect that sandwich immediately, please.
Speaker 2: Jesse opens the sandwich and finds another code written inside. Michelle,
Speaker 2: you know that I love brown mustard on my belooney sandwiches.
Speaker 2: And Michelle says, sorry, I'll get it right tomorrow. Jesse
Speaker 2: turns back to Eleanor. By the way, that code just
Speaker 2: popped into my head. It was seven four seven six two.
Speaker 2: Eleanor says, mister Chenzopolis. Let's talk about things that are
Speaker 2: a bit more basic, like your financial statement.
Speaker 1: There weird point. We found it once he let her
Speaker 1: get an entire sentence out of her mouth.
Speaker 2: Once he stopped making up things about codes.
Speaker 1: Yes, Eleanor, I love Jesse just gets in his own way.
Speaker 2: He really does, He really really does. Jesse hands her
Speaker 2: a folder. Here's my financial statement, some basic floor plans
Speaker 2: and a basic perspective which I think you'll basically enjoy.
Speaker 2: Eleanor looks through it. I'm very impressed you've done your homework.
Speaker 2: Now the most important question, why do you want to
Speaker 2: reopen the smash club? Jesse repeats, Why do I want
Speaker 2: to reopen the smash club? He calls towards the kitchen. Well,
Speaker 2: that's a good question. Why do I want to reopen
Speaker 2: the smash club? Michelle pokes her head in what kind
Speaker 2: of bread do you want? Eleanor stops him, mister Kitsopolis,
Speaker 2: I'm afraid the answer to this one won't be found
Speaker 2: in a sandwich. Michelle turns to DJ and Steph hold
Speaker 2: the mayo. We're busted. Jesse thinks, for a moment, don't
Speaker 2: tell me I know this one. I know this one
Speaker 2: a profit margins franchising. Eleanor says, I don't think you understand.
Speaker 1: I don't think you do either.
Speaker 2: Eleanor has a firm grasp of this situation.
Speaker 1: Sir, that is not what I'm asking for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse still doesn't get it. Give me the first
Speaker 2: two letters, and Eleanor finally replies, mister Kitsopolis, I can't
Speaker 2: help you. Jesse finally says, missus cook, what do you
Speaker 2: want from me? You know I'm not a businessman and
Speaker 2: I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. The
Speaker 2: Smash Club just fell in my lap. It's a place
Speaker 2: where I grew up. It's a place that's very close
Speaker 2: to my heart, and I don't want to see it die.
Speaker 2: My place is to fix it up, introduce a whole
Speaker 2: new generation to great music. Don't you think a family
Speaker 2: and their kids deserve a better place to hang out
Speaker 2: than behind a kitchen door?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and goodies never say die? Like that's like, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean it's like the rally. I feel
Speaker 1: like Rudy's gonna come.
Speaker 2: Running the rally cry, the rallying cry.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, there's a slow clap that follows.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah. Jesse opens the door and of course
Speaker 2: finds Danny, Joey, Becky, dj Steph and Michelle all listening.
Speaker 1: This family a family, of course they are.
Speaker 2: Nobody's like working upstairs, nobody's in the bath.
Speaker 1: Nobody's easier to.
Speaker 3: Just go to the alcove and hide in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the other way around the kitchen.
Speaker 2: They should have done that. Uh so, he continues, listen,
Speaker 2: miss Cook, I don't have all the answers, so just
Speaker 2: go ahead and turn me down. But I promise you
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find a way to keep the Smash Club open.
Speaker 2: Eleanor smiles. I know you will, and that's why I'm
Speaker 2: approving your loan and the audience applot. This was such
Speaker 2: a great moment. Jesse's excited, really thank you, and Eleanor
Speaker 2: tells him your answer was exactly what I wanted to hear.
Speaker 2: It came from your heart. Jesse says, I got the
Speaker 2: big one, right. Eleanor adds, you got another thing right too.
Speaker 2: You're really not the suit and tie type. I prefer
Speaker 2: you in a leather vest.
Speaker 1: Ah, there's the catch for the loan. There, it is there,
Speaker 1: It is there.
Speaker 2: It is yea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna give him a loan, but.
Speaker 2: The price, Jesse. Jesse's confused. Hot, do you know I
Speaker 2: have a leather vest? And she says, I've seen you perform.
Speaker 2: I used to work at the Smash club. Jesse asks,
Speaker 2: you were away matress. Eleanor replies cage dancer, and Jesse
Speaker 2: is speechless, and so was I. Frankly, Eleanor lets out
Speaker 2: a whoo and does a little shimmy dance. All right,
Speaker 2: this actress. Man love this actress, like she just like.
Speaker 1: She went from zero to sixty, zero to.
Speaker 2: Sixty and she nailed it. Like, oh my gosh, love her.
Speaker 2: Jesse points at her, ginger snap, it's good to see
Speaker 2: you again, Jesse. Nice to see you. Take good care
Speaker 2: of the place. Jesse thinks her. I loved when you
Speaker 2: did that the whole woo, and he imitates her shimmy
Speaker 2: and Eleanor joins in one more time before he walks
Speaker 2: her to the door. Yeah, Steph, says uncle Jesse. We
Speaker 2: couldn't help overhearing.
Speaker 1: We couldn't. We literally couldn't couldn't hear physically.
Speaker 2: We were not helping it physically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were like almost in the room.
Speaker 2: With A and Dave had like the Jesse cheers, Yes,
Speaker 2: thanks you guys, and DJ Stephan Michelle celebrate, Uncle Jesse.
Speaker 2: I want to be a waitress. Yeah, let me decorate.
Speaker 2: I can make Blooney sandwiches. Jesse laughs. Hold that thought.
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna hear the end of it from these kids.
Speaker 2: Becky says, Honey, you know what you need? A karaoke night? Ooh,
Speaker 2: and Joe, he says, and I could work on some
Speaker 2: new stand up and he pretends to be an alien. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm a martian from another planet.
Speaker 1: You keep working.
Speaker 2: Danny grabs his guitar. Do you need a singer? I
Speaker 2: got my axe right here, before he starts singing, play
Speaker 2: that funky music? Why boy? Oh?
Speaker 3: I mean he's gonna have to pick one of them
Speaker 3: because the Tanner family is the only people that can
Speaker 3: perform though.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have to hire the entire family.
Speaker 3: I bet you someone from the Tanners is gonna make
Speaker 3: it on stage.
Speaker 1: Just wait, yep, the.
Speaker 2: Entire family follows Jesse up the stairs and that is
Speaker 2: our sure yeay, I loved it all right. It was
Speaker 2: a great episode. That was a great.
Speaker 1: Episode bringing the Smash Club back, finally.
Speaker 2: Bringing it back. This is a good project for Jesse, like,
Speaker 2: this is something that actually really makes sense and so.
Speaker 3: And I forgot I forgot that for some reason, I
Speaker 3: thought it happened in season eight, but it's season seven
Speaker 3: and eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah sas coming.
Speaker 3: Up, we have uh, we have girl talk playing at
Speaker 3: the Smash Club.
Speaker 2: That's right, we have girls Talk. There's a few big
Speaker 2: episodes in the several in the in the smell I
Speaker 2: can't wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, this was this was a fun one.
Speaker 3: I mean, I am gonna walk into a bank and
Speaker 3: give a really heartfelt, motivated speech and see if they'll
Speaker 3: hand me money, and.
Speaker 1: If not, I'm gonna be like, well they did it
Speaker 1: on Full House, and why you're.
Speaker 2: Not give them that VHS and be like, look it
Speaker 2: happens and.
Speaker 3: How obviously no one asked questions. There's no paperwork design.
Speaker 2: And just bring your baloney. Sandwich has a cheese sheet
Speaker 2: for any questions they may ask.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I loved it.
Speaker 3: It was full House, the silly the funny, the yeah,
Speaker 3: the hiding, the numbers, all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Great. It was great.
Speaker 3: This was a This was a fun, cute episode and
Speaker 3: it also like it sets up a lot of exciting
Speaker 3: stuff to come with the Smash Club, Like now they
Speaker 3: have a and it's an all ages club, so you
Speaker 3: know that the teens are going to have a place
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: And that's actually a great idea because that is something
Speaker 2: that's genuinely missing in Front, like we need more spaces.
Speaker 3: Everybody can participate in it. The kids can be their
Speaker 3: work there, perform there.
Speaker 2: This was a great idea by Jesse. Props to Jesse
Speaker 2: h it. I like it and are everywhere you look,
Speaker 2: are everywhere you look.
Speaker 1: The portrait in.
Speaker 2: The Smash Club is the mother than Ye Buzz, none
Speaker 2: other than our producer Miles Christman wearing a peh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the glasses were his.
Speaker 3: Those are his glasses and the necklace and all of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, how did they get him to pose for? That?
Speaker 3: Was right because Miles, at least to me was always
Speaker 3: really he was what was he our line producer?
Speaker 1: I think something like that.
Speaker 2: It was our line producer.
Speaker 3: He took over maybe for Phyllis, Yes, so I think
Speaker 3: he was our line producer, which is usually the person
Speaker 3: that's like in charge of money, and like, no person
Speaker 3: he said, he's the one we can't afford that, So
Speaker 3: he was kind of always what I thought of, like
Speaker 3: more buttoned up and you know, straight serious and right.
Speaker 3: Because again, no one like you know, Miles is coming
Speaker 3: usually to tell you that what you just asked for
Speaker 3: and your department is not going to happen exactly.
Speaker 1: But that was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he looks so funny. And I don't
Speaker 2: know if I I hadn't seen that. We weren't in
Speaker 2: that scene, so I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: That portrait didn't either.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that was so great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do love when they throw a you know,
Speaker 3: I love them on the show in there as a
Speaker 3: ridiculous thing.
Speaker 2: It's great, love it, love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only everywhere you look though. That was all I had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure there's gonna be many more coming up.
Speaker 2: If there's Smash Club episodes.
Speaker 1: For sure, we're going to start seeing people all over
Speaker 1: the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Well that is our show. Everybody.
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Speaker 1: House is full of buzzes, bag two pays. It's just
Speaker 1: just just rugs.
Speaker 3: Everywhere, just rug there, you don't even Yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: shag carpeting of rugs.
Speaker 1: It's seventies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the shag carpeting made entirely out of two pasts
Speaker 3: sewn together.
Speaker 1: That's it everywhere. Oh, I'm all that muz he's off though.
Speaker 1: It feels nice to walk on with your feet. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: Bye bye