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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast, and I just want to

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Speaker 1: say very importantly Happy Veterans Day. Yes, yeah, thank you

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Speaker 1: all of our veterans out there, including my dad.

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Speaker 2: What's up there, shout out.

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Speaker 1: We do have some new content today in the podcast,

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Speaker 1: so we hope you enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: There's also some classics mixed in, so enjoy.

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Speaker 1: The show and we'll be back with a fall brand

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Speaker 1: new show tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Get your passports out because we're going international. For our

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Speaker 3: Hero of the Week, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: This sweek's hero is a bank in the Chinese province

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Speaker 3: of Shandong.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the whole bank.

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Speaker 3: The whole bank. The other day a woman came in

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Speaker 3: asking to transfer money out of her dad's bank account

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Speaker 3: so they could pay his medical bills. Oh but the

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Speaker 3: bank told him, well, we can't transfer money from your

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Speaker 3: dad's account unless he's here to approve that. And the

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Speaker 3: daughter explained, well, no, he's in the hospital right now.

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Speaker 3: He's severely ill. He can't even move. There's no way

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Speaker 3: you could come here. And the bank said, sorry, we

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Speaker 3: don't really know that you're his daughter and that he's

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Speaker 3: actually sick and really wants this.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, this is something.

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Speaker 1: That would totally have it in an American bank. You

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Speaker 1: know how hard it is to even get your costco

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Speaker 2: They passed, and.

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Speaker 3: So the daughter offered a video chat with her dad,

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Speaker 3: and the bank said, no, videos aren't trustworthy. Could be

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Speaker 3: a deep fake or a panda dressed in a dad costume.

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Speaker 3: We don't know it.

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Speaker 1: Actually could be she could be get any dude and

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Speaker 1: be like, this is my dad, Like, it could be

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Speaker 3: So they said, we need in person confirmation from your

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Speaker 3: so called sick father. They even suggested you could bring

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Speaker 3: him here in an ambulance.

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Speaker 2: I'm loving the empathy is alive in the world.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but the hospitals don't allow patients to use

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Speaker 3: their ambulances for bank runs.

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Speaker 2: A money to pay for the ambush, So.

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Speaker 3: The daughter had no choice but to go to the hospital,

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Speaker 3: take her dad off his medical devices, and physically push

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Speaker 3: his entire hospital bed down the street into the bank

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Speaker 3: to prove his identity, which is why this picture is

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Speaker 3: going viral today, the picture that's her pushing the hospital bed.

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Speaker 4: Into the bank, into the bank.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel sheepish if you're the bank employee at

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Speaker 1: that point, this is not a good look.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you're still not sure.

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Speaker 2: What do you see? The guy a dumb dumb as

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Speaker 3: When he rolled up, they saw his face and they

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Speaker 3: confirmed yep, that's really her dad, and they approved the transfer.

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Speaker 3: Now did they did they endanger his life by removing

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Speaker 3: him from the hospital to wheel him over to the bank. Maybe,

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Speaker 3: but they avoided a potentially embarrassing fraud situation, and that

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Speaker 3: a strict policy following is why that Chinese bank is

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Speaker 3: our hero of the week. You never know who scammers

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Speaker 3: these days. We salute you, Chinese Bank.

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Speaker 4: Now, my death bet wish is to be a bank.

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Speaker 3: Now we gotta move on. We gotta get to the

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Speaker 3: jack elasm of the day with at least someone who

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Speaker 3: says that he's digital Jake, I'm not sure if I

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Speaker 5: Last time we attempted to honor the legendary career of

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Speaker 5: Chef Gordon Ramsey. Yes, and yet, somehow and not surprisingly,

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Speaker 5: you failed him even worse than that five year old

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Speaker 5: on season four of Master Chef Junior when his Dino

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Speaker 5: nuggets came out socked the only one of you to

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Speaker 5: guess his quotes correctly was Alexis. Yes, and yeah, and

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Speaker 5: that's only because of her long, long history with short

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Speaker 5: to try this again, and just like in Hell's Kitchen,

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Speaker 5: we're turning up the heat extra high for another. Did

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Speaker 5: Gordon Ramsey really say that? Edition of plenty of twenty?

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Speaker 5: The game will work the same as before. I'll read

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Speaker 5: you a potential Gordon Ramsey quote in a flawless British accident,

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Speaker 5: start with the woman who purposely burns a dinner once

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Speaker 5: a week just to get FaceTime with the local honky fireman. Strategy, Alexis,

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Speaker 5: here's your quote. By the way, the food's already dead,

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Speaker 5: so if you're trying to kill it twice with your cooking,

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Speaker 3: Is that a real Ramsey quota?

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Speaker 4: Did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: That so real? I love how long his insults are.

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Speaker 3: He has to take a breath in the middle of it.

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Speaker 2: It is really long, but I don't know how it

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Speaker 5: Jake Alexis says, that's a real Gordon Ramsey quote.

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Speaker 2: That is, Jake, You're so good. The swearing ones are

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Speaker 5: Brook, thank you now your quote you added so much

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Speaker 5: salt and pepper to the dish. I can hear it singing,

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Speaker 5: push it, push it real good. Is that a real

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Speaker 1: That's a joke because Sultan Pepper was a band and

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Speaker 5: He knows it's a different Sultan Pepper.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Brooke, do you think Jake wrote.

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Speaker 2: Back because you like, I know, she real good?

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Speaker 3: It's too comedic for it to be real.

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Speaker 4: It is a lot of comedic.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't the SpongeBob one real last time that it was.

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Speaker 1: But I think that he is more current. I don't

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Speaker 5: I've seen videos of Gordon throwing it back. I said,

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Speaker 5: that's a fake Gordon Ramsey quote.

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Speaker 6: That's references we're thinking now.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it. I find that you're right,

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Speaker 2: you're over to.

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Speaker 5: Or over to Jose Jose your quote you've overcooked these

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 4: Because it's short and sweet. But he doesn't swear.

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Speaker 7: And I think Alexis has a good point because like

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Speaker 7: he just naturally swears a lot like Brook off air.

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Speaker 7: It's like it has to have you swear a lot.

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Speaker 2: This is the thing about.

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Speaker 4: But short and you guys, think anybody want to help.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I've been wrong every time I.

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Speaker 4: Said it was false yesterday, so I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 5: Jose said, that's a real Gordon Ramsey quote. That is

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Speaker 5: Come on, Jake, got you guys, I guess over three.

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Speaker 5: because if Jeffery gets this wrong, I get.

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Speaker 3: To choose who gets shocked today. Jeffrey, here's your quote.

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Speaker 5: I've never ever, ever, ever ever met someone I believe

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Speaker 4: Or did we make that up?

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Speaker 3: That's my father quote to me close to home for you? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: oh no, I've never never ever, ever.

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Speaker 5: Ever, never ever ever ever ever met someone I believe

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Speaker 3: I think it was the seventh ever, that convinced me

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Speaker 3: that was definitely Gordon Ramsey.

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Speaker 3: It would have been made up.

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Speaker 5: But seven Jeffery says, that's a real Gordon Ramsey quote.

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Speaker 5: That is is a real Gordon Ramsey quote. That means

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey is the master chew of today's.

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Speaker 3: Well, whoever gets shocked is going to be singing cherry

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Speaker 3: Pie by Warren. So I have to give it to

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Speaker 3: the only person that knows that song. It's gonna be Brooks.

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Speaker 1: I don't know this cheese, my CHEERREPA drink of water.

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Speaker 2: Such a sweet surprise.

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Speaker 3: That was your shock Collar question of the day. You

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Speaker 3: got your phone to have coming up in just a

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what this is embarrassing?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I like that.

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Speaker 3: What we missed another holiday?

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Speaker 8: I don't ever.

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Speaker 3: Miss them, jeff it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Talk about something that already happened.

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Speaker 3: It was a good one too, because November sixth was

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Speaker 3: National Nacho Day. Food A lot of us like or

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Speaker 3: pole fountains. Eighty percent of people say they enjoy nachos.

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Speaker 3: Only five percent say they don't like them.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say something roundbreaking.

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Speaker 7: My dad doesn't enjoy nachos.

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Speaker 4: I asked last time we were going to watch this

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't really like nachos, and I almost

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Speaker 3: I will say eighty percent approval rating is good enough

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Speaker 3: to make nachos our number one favorite Mexican food.

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Speaker 3: Number two is burritos, seventy nine percent approval.

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Speaker 3: Number three's case ideas forahitas are number four.

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Speaker 2: It's seventy percent of these taco's not number one.

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Speaker 3: Number five Alexis's mortal enemy, salsa.

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Speaker 2: That counts above taco.

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Speaker 3: Was eating by the spoonful. Oh god, there was all

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Speaker 3: these great Mexican places doing deals on nacho plates too.

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Speaker 3: On November sixth Okay, here's the good news. November thirteenth

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Speaker 3: is National Spiced Indian Pudding Day, and we are going

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Speaker 3: to be on top of that when it happens. Mark

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Speaker 3: down November thirteenth, We will find the hottest restaurant deals

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Indian food.

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Speaker 3: I think TGI Friday is going to have a special

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Speaker 3: on that things may die then it's worth it. Laser

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Speaker 2: Fire's nuts with the fire part of that.

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Speaker 3: The segment order to read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 3: the decafe Lulu's just don't. This first laser story is

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Speaker 3: out of British Columbia. Connor and Brian Thompson bought a

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Speaker 1: It's like my brain wanted to say congratulations, but my

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Speaker 3: At so I don't know. I have sounded great. They

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Speaker 2: I love how people find old stuff.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they pulled more dry wall and then more stuffed animals,

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Speaker 3: In the end, they pulled one hundred and ten plushies

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Speaker 3: No, Ashton's going to go find somebody to put on

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Speaker 3: This trilogy will focus on a new story and new characters,

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Speaker 4: What if it's all about three po and it's just beeps?

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Speaker 3: Liked that idea.

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Speaker 7: Yea, the Kincage, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Stumping for Simon Today, Let's let's go to your next

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Speaker 3: Lazer story out of Spinster Springs, where women live According

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Speaker 3: to new research, Beyonce was wrong. What all the single

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Speaker 2: Dare say that sentence?

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Speaker 9: Ever?

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Speaker 3: Again, turns out all the single ladies do not want

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Speaker 3: Guys, on the other hand, not so much, and you're like,

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Speaker 3: The psychologists think this is happening for a number of reasons,

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Speaker 7: Yes, god it we don't talk about our feelings as much.

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Speaker 3: We just don't have friends that are like there for

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Speaker 2: I think of my bff as my soulmates, like, like

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Speaker 7: If I can get a hold of my soulmate, if

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Speaker 7: you can call me back, Steven.

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Speaker 2: Probably.

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Speaker 3: His body's under Brooks bed right. The study also found

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Speaker 8: There we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just need to learn to pull your old weight,

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Speaker 2: Good for you, find your own happy.

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Speaker 3: That Laser stories has gone to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 8: Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I can just hear my dad. He'll say, where is

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Speaker 3: So prepare to be disappointed in a brand new loser line,

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's good by be back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: From Alick.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't resist the urge to throw Marinara

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Speaker 3: No, do it right at the door and tell him

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, DROI, it's shitting from the cruise. I

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Speaker 7: I'm at the airport, but I just I couldn't stop.

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Speaker 9: Thinking about you. I mean, I thought I could limbo,

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Speaker 10: I totally would have stayed and hung out with you,

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Speaker 9: Okay. I would love to hear from you, you know.

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Speaker 10: I want to, you know, meet up and maybe show

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 3: Cip Hey, man, it's me uh.

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Speaker 9: Uh from the open MinC.

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Speaker 11: I came by last week.

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Speaker 9: I was the guy. I don't really do jokes. I

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Speaker 9: Team back again. Check it out.

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Speaker 3: Let's begin.

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Speaker 8: There.

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Speaker 9: It is shocka locka, shocka locka. I think it's pretty

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Speaker 9: good the way I have it.

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Speaker 9: Let me know. And how can I sign up for

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Speaker 2: It's not good when the open people are giving you this.

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Speaker 7: Also, I think we all know he just needs to

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Speaker 1: While he said that like this, that's true, that would

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Speaker 3: Do my own open mic poetry.

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Speaker 4: Are you about to hit it up right now?

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Speaker 2: Should we snap?

451
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

452
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 9: Sure?

453
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 3: Like book and Jeffrey's TikTok scene, fun and Fresh and PG.

454
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 3: Thirteen just making this up from second Dates with comic

455
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 3: flair to the strangest loser lines to make it on air,

456
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 3: Shaka Laca Shako nailed it. Now let's get.

457
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: Less falling asleep in the middle of.

458
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 3: Now we'll let's get back to the clipse.

459
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Speaker 11: So, I know, we mean out and everything kind of random.

460
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 11: But I told my mom about it and she was like, Oh,

461
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 11: what are you going to put on your Facebook and

462
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 11: tell the family? And Uh, I mean I have a

463
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 11: lot of relatives on my facebooks follow me there. So

464
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,439
Speaker 11: I looked at the options and they're single, which I mean,

465
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 11: I'm not really single anymore because of our make out.

466
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 10: And there's then there's a.

467
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 11: In a relationship, which is kind of exciting, and then

468
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 11: there's engaged or married. Obviously we're not there yet but

469
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 11: maybe someday uh. And then there's uh in a civil union,

470
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 11: which I think just means friends. And then there's open relationship,

471
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 11: so like I guess, being open and telling everybody about it.

472
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 11: So I'm not sure which which one to put, But

473
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 11: which one are you going to do?

474
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Speaker 9: Love you?

475
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,919
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say one word, homeschooled.

476
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 4: That is a dead worryer for a home school.

477
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 3: Person who us to jump into our relationship after one tip.

478
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 2: I want to sit that poor girl down. I have

479
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 2: a real big talk with her relationship.

480
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 7: She kissed anyone her family would freaking.

481
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 9: Out would.

482
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 11: Yo, Marisa, what's up?

483
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 9: Girl?

484
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 6: I was hoping to catch you in person, but I

485
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 6: guess you're busy or not near your phone. So when

486
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 6: we were talking, we were throwing a few back and

487
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 6: having drinks. I was totally being serious. I really think

488
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 6: we'd be great, great freaking parents, you know. I know

489
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 6: my parents were super strict, which you know at the

490
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 6: time I hated, but it was good for me, you know,

491
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 6: in the long run. Like you know, I had hard

492
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 6: cut off for bed time, and they checked all my

493
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 6: homework and stuff like that. Mom even made me breastfeed

494
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Speaker 6: till I was seven, which I guess is kind of

495
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Speaker 6: weird looking back. So I'm just saying, I think if

496
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 6: you and me end up, you know, making some magic

497
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 6: between the sheets and pop out a kid or three.

498
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Speaker 6: I think, between us and our genes, worst case scenario,

499
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Speaker 6: all three.

500
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Speaker 9: Of them will be good looking.

501
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 3: So give me a call. Let's get it on.

502
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there has not been a less romantic

503
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: call that we've ever gotten.

504
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 4: So crazy.

505
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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like he casually works that into

506
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 3: his normal conversations?

507
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like he casually still breastfeeds?

508
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, where he brings it up, he's like, oh

509
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 3: my god, I heard the Vikings are going to be

510
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: good this year. I mean a breastfit until I was seven.

511
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 3: But I'm no Justin Jefferson, that's for sure. He is

512
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 3: going to be a good parent someday, though, I think

513
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,719
Speaker 3: we can all agree. You can lose a loser, one

514
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 3: regular at this time every single week, and make sure

515
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 3: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page where

516
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 3: you can hear your favorite loser lines of the week.

517
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 3: Right there. Now, we're gonna get into a phone tap.

518
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 8: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

519
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: You know, tech is getting so advanced now, I mean

520
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: they have face recognition, palm scanners, rumbas with rectal identification.

521
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 3: It's the future. It's getting a little bit out of control,

522
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 3: and that's why I'm happy. One company decided to go

523
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 3: in a different direction because a lady ordered an iPad

524
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: online and now the customer service agent, Brooke is about

525
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 3: to tell her if you want it to turn on

526
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,959
Speaker 3: for you, prepare for a new, more fun, quirky experience

527
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 3: than what you're used to. Actually, I think more companies

528
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 3: should be doing this. That's what we think. It's your

529
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 3: phone tap right now, it's another twenty.

530
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Jeannie for support. Am I speaking

531
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: with Rebecca? Yes, Hi, you ordered the new iPad recently

532
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: and we're shipping it to you.

533
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 10: Yes, I did, Thank you, You're welcome.

534
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: So would you rather have bad gas all the time

535
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 2: or always have dry mouth?

536
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 3: Uh?

537
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: Could you just answer the question which you would prefer

538
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: gassy every day or constant dry mouth?

539
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what this has to do

540
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 10: with the iPad.

541
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I just need you to pick one. I'm setting

542
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: up your iPad right now.

543
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 10: Okay, I understand that, But what does this have to

544
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 10: do with the iPad?

545
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 9: Oh?

546
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Going forward, the company has decided to ditch pass

547
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: codes to unlock your devices, So instead we're doing would

548
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: you rather questions?

549
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: That's fun, huh, is it? Well, that's what research says.

550
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: So if you want to unlock your iPad all voice activated, now,

551
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: you're just gonna have your device ask these would you

552
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: rather questions as soon as you take it out of

553
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: the box.

554
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 10: I believe this is a real thing.

555
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: I just that's technology hard to keep up with, I know,

556
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 2: So let's continue.

557
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 3: Okay.

558
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: Would you rather be forced to dance all day every

559
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: day until you get a perfect score on Dancing with

560
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: the Stars?

561
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: Or be forced to eat mashed potatoes until you mess

562
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: your pants? I'm still just I'm so I it's just

563
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: part of my job.

564
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: I hear that you are a little perplexed, but I

565
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: just need you to answer all day dance or poop

566
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: your pants?

567
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 10: Okay, I just I feel like if I'm trying to

568
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 10: unlock my iPad, this would just take a really long time,

569
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 10: and it's actually pretty quick.

570
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: If you just finally answer the question, we can move forward. Okay,

571
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: do you want a giant you to brow or your

572
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: entire back covered in hair?

573
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 10: But is there a right answer, like which one would

574
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 10: unlock my iPad?

575
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: Whatever one you pick, that's the glory of it.

576
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 10: It's all up to you, so that anybody could answer

577
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 10: questions and unlock my iPad.

578
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: Not in the specific. These are a lot of questions,

579
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: So sneeze chocolate or cry milk.

580
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, So how many questions would I have

581
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 10: to answer?

582
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: You haven't answered one and we only have nineteen more

583
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 2: to go.

584
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: What would you rather shout horay every time you hear

585
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: your name, or do five jumping jacks whenever you see

586
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: a baby?

587
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know how how I would answer most

588
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 9: of these.

589
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 2: It's just your honest preferences. That's the beauty of this

590
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: new system. So all gold teeth or switch bodies with

591
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 2: a grandparent.

592
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 9: I don't want to do this.

593
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 2: Just answer the first thing that comes to mind.

594
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 8: You will why.

595
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to help you.

596
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 8: We're not.

597
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 5: That's a game.

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00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 13: It's not for a password, I know, but it's fun.

599
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: So track the ball every time you use the stairs,

600
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: or go to the wrong floor every time.

601
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: You use the elevator.

602
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 8: Just send me my.

603
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, woman, I would have got you a supervisor.

604
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 13: I knew not you.

605
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I can try for you. But last one, would

606
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: you rather be pranked on the radio by Brook and Jeffrey,

607
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: Or have Brooke and Jeffrey on the radio prank you.

608
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 2: I think that's the same question. What Yeah, this is

609
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 2: Brooke for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

610
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

611
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: What oh are you serious? Yes?

612
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: Your best friend Danny set you up. She said you

613
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 2: needed a laugh. Yes, she did this. Man, she didn't

614
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: tell me how indecisive you were. You couldn't answer one

615
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: would you rather question? You're never gonna unlock your iPad?

616
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 10: Okay? Would you rathers are hard?

617
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Speaker 5: They deserve suck?

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00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: Come on, gold teeth or grandparents' body? You're obviously going

619
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Speaker 2: gold teeth.

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00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 10: Everyone is, hey, my grandma has a hot bot.

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Speaker 8: I try to do laugh every morning.

622
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 14: Was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey

623
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Speaker 14: in the morning.

624
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 3: When two people are brought together by random chance, whether

625
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 3: that's at a house party, a pet store, bathroom, inside

626
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: of McDonald's playplace, wherever it is, the romantics like to

627
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 3: call that kismet fate.

628
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: I never know what it meant destiny now, you know.

629
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: But what happens if two of the wrong people have

630
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: a chance meeting. What do we call that date I've

631
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 3: ever been on? That's fun word for it. We're gonna

632
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 3: call it a disaster because one of our listeners had

633
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 3: his nights spiral completely out of control, and it all

634
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 3: started with an unexpected run in with a person he

635
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 3: did not want to see that. It's got to be

636
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: the worst coincidence of the century, and you're gonna hear

637
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 3: it in one of the most cringe worthy second date

638
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 3: calls ever coming up right after this second date of date.

639
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Speaker 3: We all want to hit redo sometimes in life. Oh yeah,

640
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 3: like Alexis wants to hit redo on her eyebrows. Sorry,

641
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 3: I want her to redo.

642
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: Her staring at it controls these.

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Speaker 3: I haven't told you that yet, have I? Alexis, No, Jeff,

644
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 3: right now, I have a plan. Don't worry. We'll talk

645
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: about that later though, not about when it comes to

646
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 3: an awkward situation that happens during a good date and

647
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 3: you don't want to redo the whole night, just redo

648
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 3: that awkward moment.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why Scott emailed us for help. And Scott,

651
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 3: I know you and I have talked about Alexis's eyebrows,

652
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 3: but let's not focus on that right now. All right,

653
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 3: we're just here to talk about your date.

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Speaker 2: No idea, bro talk was going like that these days.

655
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Speaker 3: Let's talk about your date, Scott. Who's the girl that

656
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 3: you went out with?

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00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 9: Okay, her name is Erica?

658
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Speaker 3: Okay, normal eyebrows?

659
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 9: No, not at all.

660
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 2: Exceptional. I was over.

661
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Speaker 4: She had like crazy brow.

662
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Speaker 3: So what did you and Erica do for your date?

663
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Speaker 9: Well? We met online and we went to dinner. Okay,

664
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 9: nice place. Everything's going great. I go to wash my

665
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 9: hands and I came out and I had like a

666
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 9: napkin slashed paper towel in between my fly, like it

667
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Speaker 9: was just.

668
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Speaker 2: Hanging Wait, wait in your pants.

669
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was poking out through the zipper.

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Speaker 2: Wait, do you guys wipe that.

671
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Speaker 9: On his lap?

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00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 7: Because he's a gentleman at dinner and then I got

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Speaker 7: caught in the zipper.

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Speaker 2: You're a super.

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Speaker 9: So it was a nice restaurant, so they don't have

676
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 9: like paper towels, they have a nice linen type thing.

677
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 9: So after I washed my hands, I have it in

678
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 9: my hand and I noticed my fly was still down,

679
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 9: so I dipped it up and I just walked out and.

680
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 3: It was in there.

681
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 9: It was, and I just walked out didn't even know it.

682
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 9: And I'm about halfway and I see her face look

683
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 9: at me and then looked and then look back at me.

684
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 4: He's about to show me the most inappropriate magic.

685
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: Either that or you're feeling real confident at that point.

686
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: Oh you could see it.

687
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 9: Wow, I did that thing where you turn around because

688
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 9: obviously she's looking at something else. Yeah, And I was

689
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 9: like what and then I looked down. Oh, and I

690
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 9: see it, And what do you do? I should have

691
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 9: turned around, just pulled it out.

692
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 2: No, don't pull it, pull it out of the zipper,

693
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: like it can't be that hard do.

694
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 9: Here's what popped into my stupid brain. I thought, why

695
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 9: don't we pull it out like a magician, just keep

696
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 9: being keeping and pulled it out.

697
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 3: Like one of those never ending scarves up your sleeves.

698
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 9: I love exactly.

699
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 2: Huh, that's interesting.

700
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 3: Was she impressed?

701
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 9: She started laughing?

702
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: And maybe you knew your audience, you know.

703
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 9: I think she thinks that I did the napkin thing

704
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 9: on purpose to be funny, but yeah, I did not,

705
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 9: but I totally went with it. I'm like, all right,

706
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 9: let's go with that. Yes, it's hilarious.

707
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 3: When its.

708
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, you painted this like it was this horrible moment,

709
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: but actually it looked like it worked to your benefit

710
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: on the date.

711
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not done yet.

712
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 3: Oh those are more embarrassing.

713
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 9: So I invited her back to my place, okay, okay,

714
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 9: and she says yes, I'm like, all right, I am sweet.

715
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 9: I opened the door and standing there is my dad.

716
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 3: Oh at your place?

717
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 9: At my plate?

718
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 11: No?

719
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: Oh, why is your dad inside your apartment?

720
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 9: He just came over. He didn't tell me you wanted

721
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 9: to come over.

722
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 10: Key.

723
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: No, Obviously she's not going to believe that it's your house.

724
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: She's gonna think unless it's like a one bedroom apartment.

725
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 9: No, I've got a two bedrooms. So I was like, Dad,

726
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 9: were you doing here? And he's I just wanted to

727
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 9: come vivid Ooh she's pretty.

728
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: Who's this?

729
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 9: Hope?

730
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 4: I'm not ruined in your game?

731
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 10: Son?

732
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 3: What was Erica's reaction?

733
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 9: Could you read that she was a little uncomfortable? Like hot? Hi?

734
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, she'd be shocked.

735
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: I mean she could obviously sense how shocked you were,

736
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: though too, right, Yeah, I hope.

737
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 9: So, And at one point I decided, all right, let

738
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 9: me get some drinks. Maybe I can eat the pain.

739
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 9: And he's going to leave soon. So I left them

740
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 9: alone for I don't know five minutes. They were talking okay,

741
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 9: and I came back and her vibe was completely different.

742
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 7: Dad, She's already meeting the parents like so much.

743
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: It's your dad, one of those dads that is like

744
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: super embarrassing, likes to tell horrible stories about you.

745
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 9: You mean, yes, he's the quintessential dad joke. Dad, Now

746
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 9: we know.

747
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 3: Where you got the napkin trick idea an apple and

748
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 3: tree there? How did you and Erica and your dad

749
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 3: leave things?

750
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 9: So I'm trying to give hints. All right, Dad, good

751
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 9: to see you. Good to see you. He just plops

752
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 9: down on the couch. It's like, all right, let's watch

753
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 9: a movie.

754
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: Do you see? I made two drinks?

755
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: Dad?

756
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 9: So Erica just like you know what I've got an

757
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 9: early morning. Yeah, I'm going to take off.

758
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't blame her.

759
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 4: I'm sure you wanted to leave too.

760
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 9: Oh I did, And so I start walking her out

761
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 9: and he goes, no, we're about to watch Harry Potter

762
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 9: come back.

763
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: Okay, that would have worked on me, right, Yeah, did

764
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: you get a chance to apologize profusely?

765
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 9: But I have not heard from her since Okay, that's hard.

766
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: Dad, Hill to climb up up now.

767
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 3: I see why you would want to redo a few

768
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 3: of those moments from the night, And we can't really

769
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 3: redo them, but we can at least try and get

770
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 3: you a redo on a second day. So we're gonna

771
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: play a song. We'll come back.

772
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: You want to call his dad? Two three waymen.

773
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 3: I think we've dealt with enough embarrassing moments. All right,

774
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: let's just try and focus on some positives. We'll call

775
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 3: Erica and try and get your second date update right

776
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 3: after this second date update. The surprise, Dad, that's not

777
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 3: just the name of my go to move for my

778
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 3: bingo dates, it's what actually happened to one of our listeners,

779
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 3: Scott recently during his first date with Erica. Yeah, because

780
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 3: they went back to his place at the end of

781
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 3: the night, and who was waiting there inside the door

782
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 3: but his old pop ready to crack a Bruski and

783
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 3: watch some Harry Potter with his boy.

784
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 9: Yeah.

785
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 3: So obviously that situation put a damper on the romance,

786
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 3: and ever since, Erica is not responding when Scott reaches

787
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 3: out hoping to get another date. So we're gonna step

788
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 3: in kind of like his dad did try and get

789
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 3: that second date forward. Scott feeling ready for this?

790
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was a painful recount. Scott, how are

791
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: you feeling.

792
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 9: I'm I'm hopeful.

793
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, but a little nervous.

794
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

795
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: You know, all of this was out of your control.

796
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: I think anyone would be empathetic of that. You know,

797
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 1: we all have cringe worthy parents.

798
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and before we call her, Scott, you said

799
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 3: that you noticed Erica was talking to your dad for

800
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 3: a few minutes while you were in the other room.

801
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 3: Did you ever ask your dad what he said to her.

802
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 9: I did. I was like, Hey, what what happened to you?

803
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 9: I don't know, we just made some small talk.

804
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 2: Oh oh, and you just took that at face value?

805
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: Oh god?

806
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: Interesting.

807
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 3: I mean, there's no way that your dad would never

808
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 3: swoop in on your dates, you're thinking.

809
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 9: No.

810
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: I thought he was just going to tell like a

811
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: terrible story about like how he got stood up on

812
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: prom or something like that.

813
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 3: Or maybe he asked her like if she was in

814
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 3: gryffindor Slytherin something. I mean, let's just call Erica and

815
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: find out what happened. We're going to dial the number

816
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 3: right now. And see what she has to say. Let's

817
00:40:59,120 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: do this, you ready, Scott?

818
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 9: All right, Let's do this for better or for worse?

819
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 9: All right, here we go, Helen.

820
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Erica?

821
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 8: Yeah?

822
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 9: Who's this?

823
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 3: Is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

824
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 3: the Morning. We're looking for the biggest Harry Potter fans

825
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 3: in the area. You a potterhead?

826
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 13: Oh God, I like it, But I'm not like a

827
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 13: crazy Wait what is this about?

828
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, It's not about that.

829
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 3: That's just a side question. The real question that we

830
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 3: want to ask about is your date the other night

831
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 3: with a guy named Scott.

832
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's probably I mean, that's okay, it's probably

833
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: a hard date to forget.

834
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 3: We're doing something called a second date update. We're trying

835
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 3: to help Scott figure out what went wrong when you

836
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 3: two hung out together.

837
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 2: And to be fair, Scott definitely has some ideas of

838
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 2: what already.

839
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 3: Or maybe nothing went wrong, and it's something totally unrelated

840
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 3: to that night.

841
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 4: We can focus on what went right. I heard he

842
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 4: made you laugh.

843
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 13: I'm not understanding the second date thing, like he was

844
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 13: just wanting to know my story.

845
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Scott told us his version of the story,

846
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 3: and he knows that afterwards, you haven't been responding to him,

847
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 3: and he's just trying to figure out the reason why.

848
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 13: I don't know how much he told you.

849
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 3: He told us about a little napkin trick that he showed.

850
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 2: You and that you thought was funny.

851
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was pretty risky, Like I don't know how

852
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 13: if he knew that, I would laugh, Like, you know,

853
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 13: he came out in the bathroom with like a tissue

854
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 13: and his zipper.

855
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the risk paid off, right, great risk, great reward.

856
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 13: I thought it was hilarious and like, I really really

857
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 13: like funny guys.

858
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 8: Cool.

859
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm going to fast forward from dinner to

860
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 3: Scott's house. What was your reaction when you saw his

861
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 3: dad was waking, Yeah, this is what.

862
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: I want to go because we heard that you can

863
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: be honest.

864
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 13: Well, so originally when I said I go back to

865
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 13: his place, like I actually was totally open to hook

866
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 13: up with him.

867
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 2: But that's gonna hurt even more.

868
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 13: When he opened the door and his dad was there,

869
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I can't tell you how awkward that was.

870
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't.

871
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 13: The worst part is I knew his dad. Wait, what.

872
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 3: Dad, you're his daughter from another secret family. When we

873
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 3: tell Scott that his dad has another family, let her talk.

874
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 2: What do you mean he knows you knew his dad?

875
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 13: He's my gynecologist, is your special doctor. So he clearly

876
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 13: recognized me, and like I knew him, like I had

877
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 13: just got in like a couple of months ago.

878
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: Good news, he recognized your face and not. But he's

879
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: a professional. I mean, like, come on, this guy's a doctor.

880
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 9: Yeah.

881
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 13: It's like the super awkward thing.

882
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 4: He's like all casual, just like good to see you.

883
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 2: He's gonna be worse if you have to go in

884
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 2: for an STD.

885
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 9: After Yeah, oh my god.

886
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 13: No, I'm trying my best. And at one point, like

887
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 13: I just asked Scott to get me a drink, and

888
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 13: like I talked to the dad and he's like, don't worry,

889
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 13: it's patient confidentiality. Yeah, And I just asked him like

890
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 13: if he could help me get out of the situation,

891
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 13: if he can just say, like, hey, Scott, let's watch

892
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 13: a movie so I can just leave. Way to awkward.

893
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 3: I guess dad wasn't as clueless as we thought he was.

894
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 3: He was actually trying to help her out.

895
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so hard.

896
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 3: I guess the really clueless person is probably Scott, who

897
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 3: we should let you know Erica is on the other

898
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 3: line listening right now and wants to talk to you.

899
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait what it's okay.

900
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scott's there. Thank Scott.

901
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 9: What's going on right now?

902
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Why couldn't your dad have been a Dennis?

903
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 9: Oh god, Oh my god. I'm mortified. But honestly, Erica,

904
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 9: I'm kind of I'm very mortified for you. I'm so sorry.

905
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 9: Oh yeah.

906
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 15: One of the chances, it was really really weird because,

907
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 15: like I said, I've been there a couple of months ago,

908
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 15: and like he's been my gynocologist for a while now,

909
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 15: so like he knows.

910
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 9: Me, he knows you. I know, I know, he really

911
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 9: knows you.

912
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: I know.

913
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Scott, this is a random question, but I

914
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 3: think I might also know your dad. Does he go

915
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 3: by doctor Butterball? Is that not him?

916
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 5: You are not.

917
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: If you're looking for somebody new Butterball is your guy

918
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 3: works the van?

919
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: So honestly, like, I went and saw a gynecologist once

920
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: who during the exam was like, so I listened to

921
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: your radio show all the time.

922
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: He was trying to, like, you know, make small talk.

923
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: But it's just I need separate lives there, and I

924
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: would assume you need separate lives when he comes to

925
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: dating and your you guy know.

926
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Maybe it's only fair, Scott if you visit her

927
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 3: father's proctologist and the two of you could be even very.

928
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 9: Okay. I know you guys are laughing about this, but

929
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 9: I'm in shock at how coincidental this is.

930
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, I.

931
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 3: Feel like Erica, maybe you should have at least hinted

932
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: to Scott like something was up, told him something.

933
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 2: I wouldn't put this on her.

934
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 13: I mean, like, what was I gonna say, like, your

935
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 13: dad see my ankles and stirrups.

936
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 4: Okay, not that graphic.

937
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: It's what every woman has.

938
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 13: To do if it's any consolation. He said he'd give

939
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 13: you the green lights green light you mean approval. I

940
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 13: don't know what that means, Like you have to ask

941
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 13: your dad, Scott, WHOA.

942
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 2: That just got creepy. You need to switch your guy

943
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: to college.

944
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 3: I see it as a good thing. Yeah, dad gives

945
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 3: the thumbs up approval. Don't whatever whatever finger he approves.

946
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it sounds like maybe there's a chance here.

947
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 3: The only way to know is to ask Erica, would

948
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 3: you like to let's see Erica, would you like to

949
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 3: go out one more time with Scott? We'd pay for it, said,

950
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 3: We've never said this.

951
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 13: I mean, I did really like him him.

952
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 2: But dude, go out with him? Dump the doctor, getting

953
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 2: your doctor.

954
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 13: I could get a new doctor and like the green

955
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 13: plit thing. Maybe it just means I don't have any

956
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 13: STDs or anything.

957
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 2: No, girl, No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

958
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 13: I really want to, but I don't think it's the

959
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 13: best idea.

960
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 3: Scott, I mean, how do you how do you feel

961
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 3: about that? Hearing that?

962
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 9: I gonna be honest, this is the one time in

963
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 9: my life that I am so happy that she said no,

964
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 9: Well it worked out. Then.

965
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 3: I know you saw you saw Erica and your dad whispering.

966
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 3: Were you able to read her lips?

967
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 9: No?

968
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 13: Is that not good?

969
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: No?

970
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm gonna hang up.

971
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 5: Is that okay?

972
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 3: Hold on before you go? Doctor Butterball is on the

973
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 3: other line and is not covered.

974
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 15: Like, yeah, I was talking to you.

975
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

976
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 3: I definitely think the most interesting part of that entire

977
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 3: call was learning that the dad was actually trying to

978
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 3: help her get out of the situation. Yeah, I thought

979
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: she's been super clueless, didn't know what was going on.

980
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: He knew everything and was just trying to get out

981
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: of the situation.

982
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: But you stop saying he knew everything.

983
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 8: All.

984
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.

985
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: For me, it's like, if he was a real professional,

986
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: he would have just been upfront about the situation instead

987
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: of trying to sneak her out.

988
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like that would have been more awkward.

989
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: It's a really awkward commos.

990
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: That's your business man, Like, I don't think that it's

991
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: awkward to you if you're a guy acologist.

992
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think he's a good guy.

993
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm curious, like, yeah, I think she still needs to

994
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: not go on the day and also switch her down.

995
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go both on that way.

996
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: I'm curious, Brook, if your dad was a gynecologist, is

997
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 3: that something that you would be comfortable with.

998
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: My husband's grandfather was a gynecologist.

999
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 3: You go to your husband's grandfather. I thought that's what

1000
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 3: you were saying.

1001
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 2: But if he wanted to, you know, it doesn't bother

1002
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 2: me that that's his profession. Yeah, no, see my own

1003
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: father gross.

1004
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 3: Whatever, Fine, Okay, I'm not going to go into it,

1005
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 3: but let's talk about dating again. If you have a

1006
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 3: date that you went on that didn't go the way

1007
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 3: you plan, you can always email the show. We'll call

1008
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 3: the person who wasn't calling you back.

1009
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1010
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 3: I want you all to stop what you're doing for

1011
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 3: a second and think about the last dream you remember having,

1012
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 3: and not just any dream, the last sexy dream. Let's

1013
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 3: go Jack, where were you?

1014
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 9: Who were you with?

1015
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 3: And where was I in that room? In front of

1016
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 3: the camcorder or behind it?

1017
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 4: Man, you were the star of the show.

1018
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we have to change the tape because we're

1019
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 3: going too long. Anyway, coming up next, we're talking about flamingos.

1020
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 3: What wait, wait, we wait, Producer Boyd is motion again? Yeah,

1021
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 3: oh wait, no, I guess we are talking about dreams.

1022
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 4: That would make a lot more sense.

1023
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 3: That's a weird coincidence.

1024
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: I have to do a second onlos.

1025
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 3: I don't know why I was thinking of something long

1026
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 3: and pink that stands on.

1027
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 5: Just why get.

1028
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: That's you know what, That's my bad. I'm going to

1029
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 3: accept responsibility for that one.

1030
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 9: It.

1031
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 3: But coming up you're gonna find out the most searched

1032
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 3: dreams by far in North America. And if you've ever

1033
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 3: dreamed about your ex or snakes or flamingos, we're going

1034
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 3: to tell you exactly what that means from a brand

1035
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 3: new study coming up right after this. I keep having

1036
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 3: the same dream every night. Really, I'm on a luxury

1037
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 3: cruise ship and it crashes similar to the Titanic. Oh,

1038
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: and the only survivors are me and Zach Effron.

1039
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 2: That's not a nod situation. You are going to be

1040
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 2: on a door with somebody I'd picked.

1041
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 3: Well, we're stuck on a lifeboat together, floating at sea,

1042
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 3: and all we have on board are a small cup

1043
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: of water, two biodegradable straws, and a sixty ounce jug

1044
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 3: of protein powder.

1045
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 8: Wow.

1046
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 7: Wow, for some reason that makes sense.

1047
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 3: Is that a wonderful dream? Is that a scary dream?

1048
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just my dream, okay, And it

1049
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 3: never deviates except on Sundays. I write the word help

1050
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 3: across Zach's abs and protein powder, and no one ever

1051
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 3: saves us.

1052
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: Well, it's not very big anyway.

1053
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a dream that was so weird

1054
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 3: you immediately googled it the next morning? Because a new

1055
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 3: study looked at the most common types of dreams that

1056
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: we do that with, OK, and I'm going to tell

1057
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 3: you the most searched dreams by far in North America.

1058
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 3: So I want you to text in your guesses right

1059
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 3: now out of seven, eight, five, nine to two to

1060
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 3: see if you're right. But we have the top ten here.

1061
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 3: We're going to go down the list of dreams that

1062
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,760
Speaker 3: people have. We'll start with number ten, which is dreams

1063
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 3: that involve bears. Really apparently that's really.

1064
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: Popular, specifically bears, not just any large carnivore in the forest, bears.

1065
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 3: I don't personally have dreams about that because it's happening

1066
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 3: in my real life at my house. Yah, So I

1067
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 3: just get to live that. Number nine is intimacy, intimate dreams.

1068
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 2: That's sad that it's only number nine.

1069
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 3: Brooke has mentioned many times on the show that I'm

1070
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 3: the center of her dream fantasies and it's not something

1071
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 3: that she can help. That's her body reacting time.

1072
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: Honestly, thank god, I have never had a dream about

1073
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: any of you, like a sort of yeah, because it

1074
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 1: could be so disturbing. Yeah, I had had a dream

1075
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: that I like made out with a friend of ours,

1076
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: and I woke up the next morning and I.

1077
00:53:59,360 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 9: Was just.

1078
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 8: You.

1079
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 3: You only make out with your friends in real life.

1080
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: Number eight is a weird one. We dream a lot

1081
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 3: about flies.

1082
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 7: Really wow, If.

1083
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: I don't dream about any of this stuff, well, experts

1084
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 3: say flies and dreams represent nervousness and they're an indicator

1085
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,720
Speaker 3: of you being sick or dirty.

1086
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 2: Interesting that goes with number nine, then sick and dirty.

1087
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 3: The number seven thing that we dream about most commonly

1088
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 3: is weddings.

1089
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I.

1090
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 4: Had a dream the other night. I'm about to get married.

1091
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 4: I'm in and the girl I go to see who

1092
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 4: my bride is and it's a girl I never met before.

1093
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 4: I asked her, who are you? And she goes, look,

1094
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 4: I need you to go along with.

1095
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 7: The wedding because I told my parents I was getting married.

1096
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 4: And the actual husband left me. But I need you

1097
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 4: to fill in because they would be so proud if

1098
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 4: I married you.

1099
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: This sounds like, this sounds like your perfect situation.

1100
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1101
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 8: Is that?

1102
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, do I go through with it? Because

1103
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 4: I want to get married anyway? Sorry, but I'm so happy.

1104
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 3: But you are dreaming about weddings and they say it

1105
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 3: can signify a big commitment or a transitioning happening in

1106
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 3: your real life.

1107
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 4: That's not happening, So I don't know.

1108
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 2: You made a big commitment, like you got a new apartment,

1109
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 2: committed to your health.

1110
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 1: That's true, you're transitioning into an adult slowly.

1111
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 4: It's weird. Yeah, that's I guess I'm going to.

1112
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: Happening.

1113
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 3: Number six on the list of most common dreams is

1114
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 3: being chased.

1115
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: I have nights all the time. I still a crime

1116
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 2: podcast though I wake up to them.

1117
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 3: I was living night all the time. And now we're

1118
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 3: getting into the top five here. If you're just joining us,

1119
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 3: we're going over the most common dreams that people wake

1120
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 3: up and google the next morning. Number five, and I

1121
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 3: bet more than a few people in this room dream

1122
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 3: about this. Vacations, Yeah I do. Number four is spiders.

1123
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,760
Speaker 3: You guys ever dreaming about spiders?

1124
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 4: It's been a while, just.

1125
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 2: Like crawling animals in general.

1126
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't like, what do you dream about?

1127
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 2: I trip a lot in my dreams, like I fall

1128
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 2: downstairs or something and then my legs jerk. Yeah, up,

1129
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 2: like that felt weird.

1130
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 4: It's always like the first thirty seconds of falling asleep.

1131
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, that's why she tells her husband that

1132
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 3: she was punching him in the middle.

1133
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 4: Of the She was like, no, I was falling.

1134
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 8: I was trying to touch.

1135
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 3: Myself there it is number three. I know Alexis has

1136
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 3: had this one before, dreams about her ex. Oh yeah,

1137
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 3: apparently that means someone in your life is making you

1138
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 3: feel the same way that your ex used to.

1139
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not supposed to mean that you're supposed

1140
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 2: to go sleep with them. Yeah, what if next to

1141
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 2: me while I'm dreaming about that?

1142
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,359
Speaker 3: And he guesses on number two?

1143
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: Uh, falling is falling out teeth, like getting teeth pulled out.

1144
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 7: I hear that's a common one.

1145
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 6: Well.

1146
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 3: Number two most dreams about things in North America is snakes,

1147
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 3: which coincidents is the number one most searched dream worldwide.

1148
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 3: That's first in fifty two different countries, second in the

1149
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 3: US and camps.

1150
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 7: Does it mean snakes in our lives?

1151
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 2: Snakes on a plane?

1152
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,479
Speaker 4: That's a movie.

1153
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 3: Yes, it's supposed to represent hidden fears or worries. Maybe

1154
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 3: just hate snakes.

1155
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Why snake's always getting a bad rap? You know,

1156
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: like nobody's ever positive about snakes. They never signify like, hey,

1157
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna be happy.

1158
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 2: You got a snake in your life.

1159
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 3: It's coming out pro snake, okay a little bit. And

1160
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 3: the number one most popular dream that we have here

1161
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 3: is kind of like what Jose said, teeth falling out.

1162
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, I used.

1163
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 4: It's been a long time though.

1164
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: We google it four times more than any other dream

1165
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 3: that we have. That's how big it is for us.

1166
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 8: What does it mean?

1167
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 3: And the dream interpreters say that you can link your

1168
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 3: teeth falling out to big life changes, self esteem issues,

1169
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 3: or embarrassment.

1170
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 2: So I just heard you say life.

1171
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 3: There's a few weird ones from around the world. In

1172
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 3: Central America, the most common is dreams about lice.

1173
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: Wake up to I will defend snakes, I will not

1174
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 2: defend people.

1175
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: In Fiji dream about peacocks, of course, the beauty of

1176
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 3: nature of the most gorgeous setting in the entire world.

1177
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 3: Number one most search dream in Albania, according to the study,

1178
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 3: Albanians want to know what dreams about boobs mean.

1179
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 4: Albanian just signed on to be the official dream interpreter.

1180
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 3: Of all of Albania.

1181
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 4: Dude, this chick's got big boobs. Her teeth are falling out,

1182
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 4: but I'm into it.

1183
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, braking Jeffrey in the morning.

1184
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 3: Brand new player today. Her name is Loose. She is

1185
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: retired and says she is always wanted to challenge Brook.

1186
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 3: It's been her lifelong dream to get her butt kicked

1187
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 3: by a less than d list celebrity. Lucy, your dreams

1188
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,439
Speaker 3: may be coming true today. Welcome to the show.

1189
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.

1190
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: Well, well, Lucy, how's retirement?

1191
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 8: What is it like?

1192
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 10: Oh it's wonderful.

1193
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 11: I've been retired for over twenty years.

1194
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, oh wow, are you one hundred and two, Lucy?

1195
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 9: Yes, exactly.

1196
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 11: How did you know?

1197
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 3: We're all jealous of you and your lifestyle, Lucy. So

1198
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 3: we have to get there. One day. Brook's going to

1199
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 3: leave the studio so we can get right to the game.

1200
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1201
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1202
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1203
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck? Your time

1204
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 3: starts now. Today is Veterans Day, marking the end of

1205
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 3: what War.

1206
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 9: Uh?

1207
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 8: World War two?

1208
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 3: A coke with grenadine and it is called the roy Rogers.

1209
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 3: What do you call a sprite with Grenadine uh d Evans,

1210
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 3: what element are diamonds? Mainly made of carbon? Who played

1211
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 3: a lane in the sitcom Seinfeld Louis Dreyfus. Two European

1212
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 3: nations have the colors red, yellow, and black in their

1213
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: flag name. One of them was that Mexico there. Yeah, okay,

1214
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure I heard that right.

1215
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 3: Brooks coming back into the studio here, Well done on

1216
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 3: your first go. Lucy. You're a new player here, so

1217
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 3: what do we know about you? According to my screen?

1218
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: Or you're retired? You love going to Hawaii and you

1219
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 3: like playing the slot machines. So what's the biggest win

1220
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 3: that you've ever had on a slot machine? Lucy twenty.

1221
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 4: Retired for twenty years.

1222
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 8: That my career.

1223
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: All the quarters started piling out.

1224
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 7: I'm retiring, I'm.

1225
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: Going to Hawaii.

1226
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 3: It's amazing, Lucy. Do you go to the slots a lot?

1227
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 5: Really?

1228
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 9: Maybe?

1229
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 11: I guess twice a month maybe or less than that.

1230
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 3: That's fun, man, when you're retired, Yeah, it's easy.

1231
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 7: I can't play slots in Hawaii though there's no casinos.

1232
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 11: There, I know, but there's better things in Hawaii.

1233
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 4: Yea.

1234
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just haven't found the back rooms in the

1235
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 2: back of.

1236
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 3: Don't. Yes, there's always a way, Jose, Yeah, call the

1237
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 3: back rooms. So let's let's go to you. Are you

1238
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 3: ready ready? Your time starts now. Today is Veterans Day,

1239
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 3: marking the end of what war?

1240
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: World War two?

1241
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 3: A coke with grenadine is called the roy Rogers. What

1242
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 3: do you call a sprite with grenadine?

1243
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 2: Kirlie Temple?

1244
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 3: What element are diamonds mainly made of carbon? Who played

1245
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 3: a lane in the sitcom Seinfeld.

1246
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 2: Julie, Louise Juyfus, Julia Louise Drifus.

1247
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 3: Two European nations have the colors red, yellow, and black

1248
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 3: in their flag.

1249
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 2: Name one of them Germany?

1250
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 3: What fruit is dry? To produce? Raisins?

1251
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 2: Grapes? Do you throw that dried fruit question in?

1252
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 8: Just for our.

1253
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 2: Retiree over here things?

1254
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 3: Lucy never got to it, But let's go to the

1255
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 3: scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. Oh, yeah,

1256
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 3: you can milk anything with nipples? Could you milk me?

1257
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 7: Lucy?

1258
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 3: You got too correct a summer. Oh that's pretty good though.

1259
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not bad for your first time, Lucy, don't

1260
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:27,959
Speaker 2: give up the dream.

1261
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Brock, you did get an extra question? In

1262
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 4: and you got five.

1263
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 7: Wow, just lean to the nice sweet lady Lucy.

1264
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Lucy got beat down by a less than d

1265
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 3: list celeb Your dream did come true. Let's go over

1266
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 3: the answers for everybody. It's Veterans Day, marking the end

1267
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 3: of World's War One in nineteen eighteen, on the eleventh

1268
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 3: hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of

1269
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 3: the year. Yeah, makes sense, that's how they celebrate Veterans Day.

1270
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 2: We should have done this on a happy Veterans Day

1271
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 2: to our veterans.

1272
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 3: Ya it is eleven eleven. Yeah, no, I meant the time. Oh, yes,

1273
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 3: we should have played.

1274
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 9: Yes.

1275
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 7: Well, if you're on the podcast, yeah, you can listen to.

1276
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 3: It at that time time.

1277
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 8: Thank you.

1278
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 3: A coke with Grenadin's and Roy Rodgers. A sprite with

1279
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 3: grenadine is a Shirley temple. The element that diamonds are

1280
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 3: mainly made of is carbon. A lane in the sitcom

1281
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 3: Seinfeld was played by you guys both struggled with this,

1282
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 3: Julia Louis Dreyfus, and we did give you both correct

1283
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 3: I got there, Yes, yeah too, struggle. European nations with

1284
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 3: the colors red, yellow, and black are Germany and Belgium.

1285
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 3: Both of them have those in their flag. And the

1286
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 3: fruit that has dried to produce raisins is grapes. So Lucy,

1287
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 3: it was not enough to beat Brooke today. So just

1288
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 3: for playing, we are going to give you a twenty

1289
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 3: five dollars gift card to Sephora. At Sephora Belvy Square,

1290
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 3: you can enjoy a shopping experience where all are welcome.

1291
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 3: What makes you unique is celebrated. P Lu's get your

1292
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 3: beauty in two hours when you buy online and pick

1293
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 3: up in store.

1294
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you very much.

1295
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, Lucy, we got to know before you go,

1296
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 2: what's the secret? How did you retire so early?

1297
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 6: I retired to Boeing when I was fifty five.

1298
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 9: The earliest you can retire at Boeing is fifty five.

1299
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 3: Okay, just become an aerospace and I see that's it.

1300
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, alright, you're a billionaire.

1301
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 9: Lucy.

1302
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,479
Speaker 3: Thank you for all your work. Come back and play anytime. Okay, Okay,

1303
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna do Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow. Rooking Jeffrey

1304
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 3: in the morning,