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Speaker 1: Jubiles Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, hey you dirty little secret. I do, man, I do? After?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Literally? So, I've been.

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Speaker 1: Wanting to go out on the day with this girl

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Speaker 1: that I've known for years, and uh, finally got a

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Speaker 1: chance to go out with her. Kind I set a

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Speaker 1: restaurant to go out with her too, and went freaking awesome. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I mean this is just like I was like living

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Speaker 1: a dream because I was like, man, I never thought

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Speaker 1: I'd be able to put out this girl. Party got

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Speaker 1: a chance too, So I'm out with her. It was

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Speaker 1: the time we're cutting up or laughing and everything goes well,

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Speaker 1: I have some dreams and in the middle of me

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Speaker 1: blurred out laughing.

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Speaker 2: I end up. First I thought, was I just a part?

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Speaker 1: Was a clean part, you know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: was like, man, this is a clean part, you know.

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Speaker 1: I was just you know, it's a clean part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then and then I realized, after you know whatever,

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Speaker 1: it's not like eternity. But it was probably like a

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Speaker 1: split second I think, oh my god, myself.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I like cool, like like it was more

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Speaker 2: than a It wasn't. It wasn't a wet part. It

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Speaker 2: was it was it was it was there. It was

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Speaker 2: something hot, you know. It was like it was the

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Speaker 2: sound like yeah, and well that's the thing. I was

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Speaker 2: like my eyeballs like just jumped out of my head.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking like she's like just caught it mainly, but

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Speaker 2: she was just still laughing. So I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to clear my shame kind of like went

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Speaker 2: down a little bit because I was like, oh, he

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Speaker 2: didn't notice. So I tried to call myself and I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I want to freak.

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Speaker 1: Am I gonna do?

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Speaker 2: And I can smell it and I'm just like, man

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Speaker 2: like sell this stuff the whole day. Yeah, And I'm

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Speaker 2: like I had to throw in the White House, like

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Speaker 2: there's no way I'm gonna like just like, yeah, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna work this out. Let's see, let's go dance now,

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Speaker 2: you know, let's go you know, Desard. After this, I

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Speaker 2: was like this is over. I was like, man, I

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Speaker 2: had to call it a day. I went to the

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Speaker 2: bathroom and I went over there and crecked up as

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Speaker 2: good as I could have. It was the worst, and

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Speaker 2: I just had to tell her, you know, I'm start

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Speaker 2: going to end the date. And she was just like

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Speaker 2: what's like, why, Like, what's going on? It's like it

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Speaker 2: was a good time and it was so weird because

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Speaker 2: I couldn't even come up with an excuse. It was

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Speaker 2: I was like I couldn't like yeah, so I'm looking

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Speaker 2: like why, I'm like I just have to. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: was like, what's the probably looked at me like I

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Speaker 2: was crazy, Wow, you have to? So yeah, it was

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Speaker 2: so sad. I haven't. It was sad. She's just all

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Speaker 2: these years. I've noticed girl for ten years. Oh you

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Speaker 2: still know her? I wish I didn't, But now I

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Speaker 2: was like, which I did it the patient? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe with the ten years was like waiting to finally

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Speaker 1: get a chance to go out with her and just just.

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Speaker 2: Let it out. But it was You're like a little puppy.

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Speaker 2: You are so excited your exactly, I'm cute and dirty.

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Speaker 2: I'm cute and dirty. They look so bad. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: your dirty secret. They care? Thank you? All right? Hello,

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Speaker 2: Hey I'm here. Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do? Well, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So my stop did growing up was a total jerk,

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Speaker 3: and he always demanded me or my friends to make

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Speaker 3: him lunch or make him a sweet tea. And so

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Speaker 3: one day he was being a total act to me,

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Speaker 3: and so I decided because he wanted a sweet tea

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Speaker 3: and a ham sandwich, So me and.

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Speaker 2: My friends cut together.

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Speaker 3: And remember in the movie, it's how he would like

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Speaker 3: do a loodie but suck it back up. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: So I both of us actually did a little bit

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Speaker 3: of that and his sweet tea. And then I had

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Speaker 3: a pet catfish, and so I would feed it worms.

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Speaker 2: So we had a fridge full of worms.

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Speaker 3: And so I cut it up into really really tiny

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Speaker 3: pieces and I put it in a sandwich and he

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Speaker 3: ate it. And I've never told him.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, well thank you for telling us. You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Oh I didn't eat it. Yeah, I probably won't never

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Speaker 2: have sweet tea again after that. Guys, what's your dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?