WEBVTT - DONKEY: Man Arrested After Masquerading As His Girlfriend To Pass Exam 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.080 An execution on the Donkey of the day is something 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:02.320 to the. 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:05.800 Hold for you the reason he gave me donkey other 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:06.680 day and I deserve that. 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:08.799 You need to know what you need to tell them? 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.959 I am you have the boy, tell them. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.520 It's time for Donkey of the day. 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:15.200 It's a read. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:19.560 But you're so good at you trying to charlamage you, Charlomagne. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:23.960 Now, Chlomame, who do you give a dusky other day 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:24.360 to man? 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:24.840 Well? 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.560 Sexy red Donkey to Day for Friday, January twenty six 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.080 goes to a twenty six year old man named Angridge 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:33.600 sing Okay, Angriage, Angriage, Angrige. He has been arrested after 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:38.120 allegedly masquerading as his girlfriend so he could take an 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:39.040 exam in her place. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.080 Listen to what the hell I just said to you? 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:46.400 Angriage has been arrested after cross dressing Okay, he decided 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.479 to identify as his girlfriend in order to take an 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.800 exam for her. Y'all don't listen to me or take 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:53.760 me serious, because I got a list, So let's go 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:54.760 to Vice News for the report. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:58.240 Please mine arrested after impersonating his girlfriend to write an 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:00.840 exam on her behalf a Gressing from Punjab has been 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.880 arrested after dressing as his girlfriend Paramaj Coul to set 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.679 a health worker exam on her behalf. According to police, 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.720 Seem took a fake idea along to take the test 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:12.000 was caught after his fingerprints didn't match the correct candidates 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.480 from biometric device. Paul has had her application turned down. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.080 You think, man, hit my Bobby? 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:18.560 Call well? 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.119 Man hit that what you want to do for love? 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:20.520 On Tom? 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:20.760 For me? 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:20.920 Right? 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:21.280 Listen? 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.720 That white bookis thing came drop on the clue b 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:26.320 for Bobby call well, listen, man, listen. I pray we 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:30.080 all get the experience love on this level. I'm serious, 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:31.360 even though he's getting done every day. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.479 I'm serious. I want all of us to experience love 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:34.559 on this level. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.480 I understand he got arrested, and arrest is never good, 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.400 but we all need to be stupid in love at 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:41.560 least once in life. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:41.960 Okay. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.560 It's a lot of lessons to be learned when you've 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.880 been stupid in love. Hopefully that stupidity doesn't cause you 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.520 to do something like die or kill. But getting arrested 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:54.279 because you decided to be transfer a test is so sweet? 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.920 Okay, sweet and stupid, all right? 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.280 His woman was trying to be a healthcare worker, and 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:03.360 she already failed the previous prerequisite exam, so even though 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:06.760 he was her main sugar stain, he decided to be 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.359 an undercovered level and go undercover as her shaved his 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:14.679 facial hair, applied makeup, and got bussied up okay, and 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.040 women's clothes and went to take the exam. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:18.120 You won't see a picture of them. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:18.519 I do. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.200 Let me show you a picture of them. Look at it, 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.000 look a look at look at you see you see 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.280 you see. I'm all for equality. 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:26.560 Okay. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.760 Women have been doing things like letting us hold their 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.520 pee for years to pass piss tests. If you've never 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.520 had to pass the drug test, you probably can't relate. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.799 So to me, this is the next level of that. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.679 Now listen, if I'm his girlfriend, I'm flattered, but also insulted, 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.959 because how handsome does my boyfriend think I am that 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:44.760 he could just put on some makeup. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.920 And passes me. How strong are my facial features? How 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.280 defined is my jaw lined? 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.200 How many muscles do I have in or around my 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.640 neck that would make my boyfriend think he could pass 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:53.959 as me? 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.080 She had to be thinking, am I pretty? Is he handsome? 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.000 Is he pretty? 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.040 Am I handsome? Maybe we are both pretty handsome? And 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.560 what kind of build is happening here on. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:04.440 The both of them? 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.200 Does he have man breasts? 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:06.679 Huh? 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.080 Does he have the titties of Todd? Does he have hips? Us? 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:10.360 He has? 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:15.280 Stick as me? Stick to look at me, king, look 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:15.560 at me? 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.239 You're not that thick? 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:17.760 I look. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.000 I looked at the young man. Okay, he's pretty. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.959 I don't know if it's the makeup or the hair 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.800 or his features are already soft, but he's pretty. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:29.240 Not as pretty as still Vaughn says, I am Charlemagne. 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:30.120 I think kind of have a. 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.880 He seemed like, oh he a little bit. He seem 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.000 like a he have a kind of a womanly look. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:41.240 He's beautiful. That's right, You think that, dude? You tell 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.840 me Charlemagne ain't fine? 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:43.040 Bro? 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:44.440 Come on that? Come on though? 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.880 I think if you put a if he was in Japan, 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:52.200 h week, if he was a yeah, you put him 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.400 in a wig dog some basketball players go. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.080 He not as fine as I would be if if 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.000 I decided to cross dress, which I would never wor 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.960 to Cat Williams, but I can acknowledge angriage is a 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.800 decent looking lady boy, but still a lady boy nonetheless, 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:12.480 And that's what got him in trouble because exam officials 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:16.040 grew suspicious because his face didn't match the picture on 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:19.240 the application form, you think, and then authorities ran his 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.560 biometrics and discovered they didn't match. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.920 And this is new. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:24.920 I just found this out. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.400 He wore a tennis skirt with no draws, so somebody 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.799 noticed his testicles hanging. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.560 Out of the tennis skirt and the jig was up. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:31.120 Shout okay. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:33.800 Police also accused his. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:37.280 Girlfriend of conspiring with her boyfriend, as they believed he 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.599 wouldn't have been able to enact the deception without her 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.840 consent and possible assistance. This might be the first time 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:47.480 in human history that a woman encouraged and empowered her 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.840 man to cheat, and she was happy he did. And 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.280 she also got held accountable for her role in his 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.160 cheating because she encouraged it. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.680 And there you have it, the secret to healing the world. 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.520 Please give Angry Sing and his girlfriend to sweet down 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:04.400 to the Hamiltones. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.280 Oh no, you are the dog. 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:16.120 Of the day, the doge. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:23.679 Of the day. Ye, a couple of things. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.839 You're not that pretty, you're not that thick, who who chicks. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.000 Person in this room? And there's how many of us 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.960 in it? One through street four fight? Six of us 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.240 in here? Okay, two women thinking and everybody in here 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:38.160 play with me if you want to. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:39.000 Let's sit back down. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.719 Calf what what cap? Y'all couldn't fill out cap? 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:49.880 He said, y'all can't fill out his sweating? I just 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.080 I just been my dude. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.240 Come on into big Mac. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.720 Oh my goodness, Big Mac got an ass when it 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.840 stumb Mac got making this style and ask for something. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.480 Jesus Christ, I'm not playing this game anymore. All right, 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.320 all right, well that was the donkey of the day. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:15.080 It looks crazy. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:15.839 Oh lord. 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:19.599 Now when we come back, Comedian Earthquake will be joining us. Yes, indeed, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:21.560 so we're gonna kick it with Earthquake when we come back. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:25.599 And then now let's here for pastor say something. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.440 Now, you gotta break down this, Megan the Stallion record. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.880 So you're gonna have to tell us all the subliminals 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:29.239 and everything. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.880 Okay, please, all right, it's the Breakfast Leve the Morning, 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.760 the Breakfast Club. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.280 Morning. Everybody, It's Steed j n V. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.640 Charlamagne de goud. We are the Breakfast Club. We got 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:47.400 a special guest in the building, d comedian Earthquake. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.279 Welcome brother, thank you, thank you, brothers. It's always an 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.760 honor to be on this show. Man. I look forward 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.520 to it. It's always a highlight when I come next 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.360 with you, brothers. Man, happy to have you here. 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:57.920 How you feeling? 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.360 First of man, I'm blessed man. Life is good, U. 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.120 Things are good, careers popping. So I'm good man, I'm 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:05.640 real good. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.440 You know your name came up when when recently when 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:13.400 Kat Williams did his interview with A Shannon Shark. Yeah, well, 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.920 I want to talk about just that conversation period. What 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.960 is that conversation done for black comedy comedy? I don't 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.880 think anything because it wasn't no jokes in it. Understand, 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.160 I'm in the joke telling business, you know what I mean. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:30.480 So it didn't do anything I think for comedy. Personally speaking, 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.200 me and him was cool, So you know, I didn't 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.520 I didn't know where that came from. Certain thing he 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:40.400 said about me, half was true, half was was a lie, 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:44.160 you know, but to each his own. I don't you know, man, 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.600 I don't even get into that part of it because see, 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.280 I'm a type of person if I have a problem 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.080 with you, Charla Magne, I'm gonna call you and man 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:52.720 the man. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.440 And we were gonna talk it out. We're gonna duke 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.480 it out, but we're gonna handle it man to man. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.800 I don't talk behind people back. And that's what's so 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.840 media is if you go into a platform and talk 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.880 about a person without you addressing them yourself, when you 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.920 have opportunities to get in contact and let them let 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.560 it be known. So you know, I don't get into that, 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.280 you know what I mean. I let him believe what 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.120 they need to believe. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:16.240 Now, you said you were cool, or you thought you 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:19.520 were cool, now do you. People are saying he did 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.400 that to sell tickets. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.880 Some people said he was just venting, or some people 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.360 it was just like it was just a lie, just 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.360 to create the controversy arounding. And you know what, it's 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:28.800 just it's just weird. It just feel like it just 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.120 came out of nowhere. Well, I don't know what is 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:34.480 the motivation on it, on it. I have been in 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:35.959 this business for thirty years. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.440 We as comedians have never did that type of thing 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:44.839 ever before. We're not rappers, we don't have beefs. You 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:49.080 have a disagreement with a comic. They usually we take 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:52.920 it with the individual and handle it as such outside 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.800 of just you know, doing that thing was the first 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.640 time ever seeing it done. But we're on a new 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.440 age now, you know what I mean. It's a name 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.040 and I don't know what the motivation of the brother is. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.600 When I first ran into Caddy, he was the most 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.880 phenomenal doing things that have never been done in here. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.800 He was selling out Madison Square Garden type arenas on 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:16.080 Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and that was never I was coming 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.080 into Oakland and they was like, you know, cat gonna 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.280 be here. I said, what, I just got here? What 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.480 are you gonna do? He at this Friday? No, he Tuesday, Wednesday, 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:27.480 Thursday with the Warriors player. I was like, oh my god. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.840 And then you know, his acting skills was on top 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.280 because he was on Hill Street Blues doing the things. 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.760 So I have always admired you know, his his his 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:38.480 work and what it is. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.400 But see, I'm I don't get into all that because 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.480 I'm in the joke telling business and as long as 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:46.160 we talking about jokes, I only that's the only thing 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:48.320 that I am into. I ain't in the pimp game. 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.480 I ain't in the drug game, ain't and in none 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.040 of that. I'm into the joke. So you have anything 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.160 to say to me or anything to see me, it 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.160 should be right there in that category because that's the 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.839 only only thing that I am involved in the pub 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:01.679 the platform of it. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.319 So the rest of that he can keep. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.520 Why he said you can't read, Where did that come from? 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:06.000 I don't know. 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.480 I mean you, y'all lette terresta rut there. First of all, 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.959 it's a lie because I couldn't. I used to be 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:17.160 a w b LES radio radio and everybody in radio 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.200 wants to be like y'all, to be syndicated. But if 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.400 you're not syndicated and you just got one goddamn station, 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.920 the only way you get some money off live reds 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:29.240 in traffic and the rest of them. So it came 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.800 to that and another thing. Ninth grade, I was picked 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:40.720 to go to Georgetown and the upper Brown Program, Brown Program. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:44.079 The only reason I didn't make Oprah Brown Program is 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.599 when they took me on the tour, they let me 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.880 taste a fresh donut for the first time, and I 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.320 ate it. I'm like, oh my god, fresh wheeze oie juice. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.440 And I said you can have all these that thing. Yeah, 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.520 I said, y'all keep on walking, Aroun'm gonna stay right 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.920 here near these donuts because I'm used to eating the 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:06.800 Hostess donuts of the little past little but I never 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:07.360 had like. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.760 A Dunken one. I'm like, oh my god, this is delicious. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.480 So yeah, I was upper bound program to be picked 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.760 out of Georgetown to go to Georgetown in the ninth grade. 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:16.199 I don't know. 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:20.320 Also in the military as an air traffic controller, could 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:21.480 have been air cock controller. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.320 But I wanted to get off my mother house. I said, 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:25.120 what job can I leave today? 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.280 To leave her houses? Say you can be a traffic troller. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.040 You can come back in six months and leave. I said, 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:32.560 now I need to leave today. What you got They said, 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.320 loading nuclear weapons? I said, I take it us the. 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:37.160 Load nuclear weapon? 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.040 Had man, I dropped while I'm trying to see too 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:43.240 live crew, man, no real talk, bust the Air Force face. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.720 Yeah, trying to see too live crew. 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:48.439 When when Luke first came out, we dropped that because 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:51.920 you have to change the ordinance, the disguise from the rush. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.360 Of you dropped the bombs. 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.280 He can get out to the club, No, I told him. 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.839 I wanted to go see Luke Friday. They put me 0:11:58.920 --> 0:11:59.560 on the schedule. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.520 I had already say I'm not going, so they say, 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.199 go out there, change the ordinance and then you can leave. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.000 Of course, I've been doing this for ten years. I'm like, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.040 all right, we don't need this. I put it up 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.000 and we tell it moves the rack and everything. We 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.760 ain't put all the grease fitting. It came down, hit boom, 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.040 everybody ran. I said, what y'all running for? 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.439 This is a nuke. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:24.600 I'll say you hit the word I kiss somebody here. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.880 Listen to me, mate, This is God honest truth. God 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.599 take my talent from everything on. My name is in 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.880 the Pentagon under broken arrow. You understand what I'm saying? 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.120 Yes, Why do they call you broken Afa? 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:37.959 That's what happened. When you drop a nuke on the 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:39.640 in the country, it's called it broken arrow. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:44.040 When it's a new on your own, friendly soul and 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:47.080 everything is an accident, it's called broke right now. If 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:50.120 you not well, no, man, it's just you know. I 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:54.840 told him, you understand. I'm in Boxtairs, Louise on that street, 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.440 Port Louisiana. This when Luke was at the heightens, This thing. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.000 You had one hundred and fifty bad check. I said, 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.800 I'm going and they sent me out here and changed 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:05.320 the ordinance on the plane. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:06.400 So they brung it on theself. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.160 But the new clearly didn't go off. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:11.120 No nuclear weapons are some of the most safest ordinances 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.120 that you got. Conventionals are more different because they got 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:16.000 to drop at a certain height and then it hit 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.880 the UH. Safe thing safe mar it. It's the most safety. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:25.120 But everybody ran and then based no, we was on 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.559 the flight line. We was on the flight line on 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.559 the B fifty two, and you put it in the 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.400 bomb bay to change it out, and it came down 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:34.440 hit the ground boom. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.160 Everybody ran. I was like, what y'all running for? And 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:38.240 then they came and got me. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.760 Basic commander came and then they took us to the UH, 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.240 to the hospital to do drug tests and everything to 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.640 see if we high. I ain't find nothing but in 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.719 competence in my blood. And then they put me on 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.480 the snack bar. They don't let me touch no more 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.679 more nukes, no more planes or nothing. And people were like, 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.920 all you stuck. I said, man, I don't care. He 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:00.560 five get the same amount of money as low bombs 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.880 as an E five that passed out coffee. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.280 So the check ain't changed, ain't hurt my feelings. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.240 I don't know, man, A lot of people are gonna say, man, 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:09.560 Cat might have been right, man, you might have had 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.479 to read something. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:18.920 Boy that when Luke was hot. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.320 Man, he was on field Donio one of them things 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.480 showing them just shaking in everything, and I was like, man, 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.520 they finally gonna do a concert that one hundred and 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.800 fifty and Shreetport was a small town. Bowser City was 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:32.680 a small town in that way, and we had no 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:36.800 black women that looked that good in my in my eyesight. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.440 So I was looking forward to it, and I told 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.600 him I wasn't going, So they put us out there. 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:45.160 Shout out to Sergeant Anderson who called me about two 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:45.680 weeks ago. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.960 He was also on the team when we dropped the 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:50.960 new Well listen, you know you got to prove things 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.200 to the internet. So go ahead and read that read 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:54.560 that's a live reading read out loud. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:15:06.640 Cat whim is a liar, pay too much. We got 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:07.760 more with comedian Earthquake. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:08.920 When we come back, don't move. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:09.720 It's the Breakfast Club. 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:13.520 Good morning, everybody, It's DJ Envy CHARLAMAGNEA gud We are 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:14.320 the Breakfast Club. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.040 We're still kicking it with comedian Earthquake. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:16.440 True. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.600 You know, one thing that's been coming up recently is 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:19.760 comedian stealing jokes. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.600 Now, it seems like that would seem kind of something 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.240 that's normal, because you know, if you're talking about a car, 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.280 or you're talking about black versus white, it seems like 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:28.640 a lot of it. 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:29.640 So has that happened to you. 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.760 I've been robbed more than any comedian on earth I have. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.520 I have friends that have taken my jokes. I have 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.920 friends that have called me and told me they have 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:40.000 taken my jokes. I write another one. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.080 You know what I mean? This is what I it's 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:43.720 thin on to do. It happens. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:47.040 That's why I do not look at other comedians perform, 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.640 because I don't physically write. I mentally write. So I 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.200 don't want to be contaminated with the thought. You could 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:57.760 sit here and see another comedian tell a joke and 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.760 subconsciously it be into you, and you can sit here 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.440 and get on stage and riff and come up with 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.480 and think you came up with it, but. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.680 You previously saw somebody else do it. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:12.160 That's what happened sometimes we all, it's only certain many 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:16.000 subjects that is discovered. This is your version of oj Trut, 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:19.040 This is your version of Trump, This is your version 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:19.880 of Joe Biden. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:20.840 You know what I mean. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:24.880 So this happens me myself, I just continue, you know, 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.720 I just replenish as they diminish, and I just keep 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:31.680 on going with it. The way I keep myself from 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.440 even for that ever happening to me. I don't watch 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:35.600 other comedians I've heard. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:37.800 I've heard people say that I found that video with 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.720 a Bernie mac very interesting because Bernie Mack was like, 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:43.800 people are going to take your jokes. Don't say your 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.040 jokes around other comedians, especially the younger ones when the 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:48.280 veterans are around. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:49.560 Well veteran and the rest of them. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.400 But see, it's beautiful with me is and I'm blessed 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.120 that I don't have to go to a club to 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.760 work a joke out. You see what I'm saying. I 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:00.840 can mentally see this is gonna work. I can I 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:04.760 can apply it to my regular show as I'm doing it, 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.080 take one out, put a new one there, and continue 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:10.600 to make the rotation go. Certain comedians don't have that process. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.520 They have to actually write it down and then try 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.600 it on the stage, and then you have comedians in 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:19.800 the back. Oh, I like that, and then they'll give 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.600 you the thought pattern. They would give you their version 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.080 of that thought pattern. This is what I would have 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.920 said if I thought of that. You know that's still 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.520 in true. So you know they sit there, but you 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.720 just it's occupational hazard. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:37.080 You think the DMV area gets the credit it deserves 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.840 for being a comedy hotspot. 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:42.720 You know, we have something of the great Martin Dave Me, 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.280