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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back. O arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaking text to seventy eighty five to nine two

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Speaker 2: says I have a canoe on top of my car.

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Speaker 2: It's never been in a drop of water. I just

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Speaker 2: like people to think I have an exciting hobby. Do

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Speaker 2: I ever skis on my car? Interesting exciting hobby? And

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Speaker 2: you went with canoeing?

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Speaker 3: Hey, I mean maybe people don't ask a lot of

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Speaker 3: questions about canoe pretty safe.

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Speaker 2: Look, we have no problem with you lying to the

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Speaker 2: entire world, just don't lie to us on the Mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: We want to be your safe space where you can

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Speaker 2: confess all of your secrets while we keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 2: And we've got a guy ready to come clean with us.

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Speaker 2: He's on the phone. He's chosen David as his fake identity.

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Speaker 2: So David, welcome to the show Man.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for taking my call. I'm really glad to

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Speaker 1: get to talk about this finally.

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Speaker 2: Sweet well voice voice changers on. You're the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear this exciting thing you want

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Speaker 2: to tell us about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind of sad, it's really sad at first,

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Speaker 1: but I.

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Speaker 2: Am so excited.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was in for it before, but now

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Speaker 2: I can't wait. Thanks for the warning.

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Speaker 3: I guess that's what I appreciate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why what's sad?

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Speaker 1: I got called into town because a cousin had a

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Speaker 1: car accident and we had to pull the plug.

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Speaker 2: Oh my wow, that is great at jerky. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: didn't know it was that serious. Dude, I'm sorry. That's horrible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I am so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Right, but it brought some family together at a bar

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Speaker 1: to celebrate their life. So, you know, we were having

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Speaker 1: a great time. I hadn't seen a lot of these

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Speaker 1: people for a while.

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Speaker 2: Sadly, sometimes funerals bring people together. Me and my cousins

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Speaker 2: are always.

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Speaker 3: Say, especially when you have family. That's all.

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Speaker 1: Really Yeah, So we're celebrating and then I see out

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Speaker 1: of the corner of my eye that my cousin who

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Speaker 1: we thought died, walks into the bar, Like, hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: how is that even possible?

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Speaker 3: Wait? They does your cousin have a twin?

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Speaker 1: He doesn't, but I would I understand that's what you

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Speaker 1: would think. This wasn't a prank either. There was no

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Speaker 1: prank involved.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so someone was in I see you that you

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Speaker 3: thought was your cousin and your whole family thought, his

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Speaker 3: parents thought, But it wasn't the cousin.

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Speaker 1: When my relatives and I were in the hospital, we

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Speaker 1: were really all in shock, and we couldn't really see

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Speaker 1: him because of the tubes and wires. But because his

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Speaker 1: wallet was with him, we thought that was enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is when you want a birthwork on your

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Speaker 3: hand or something.

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Speaker 2: That must that must have been so heartbreaking, like in

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Speaker 2: that moment, I can only imagine. But can you tell

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Speaker 2: us about seeing him the moment when he walked into

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Speaker 2: the bar, you know, when he was alive from Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I told him. He was like, what are you doing here?

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Speaker 1: We thought you were dead. We saw you in the

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Speaker 1: hospital with tubes, and he's like, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about, Like he didn't know anything about it.

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Speaker 2: He must be so confused.

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Speaker 3: How could there be a mistaken identity? I am.

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Speaker 1: So it turns out my cousin's license and wallet was

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Speaker 1: stolen the week before by the guy who got into

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Speaker 1: this accident, and so they saw his wallet and his

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Speaker 1: license and called off the family.

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Speaker 2: Oh, now I get it.

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Speaker 3: That is so sad.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you assume if there's somebody that's been in

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Speaker 2: an accident and they have an ID in their pocket.

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Speaker 2: They're like, oh, this is this person?

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Speaker 3: Is there lawsuits for what they put your family through?

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Speaker 1: I guess maybe we could assume so happy that our

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Speaker 1: cousin was alive, we didn't want to like to anybody, Well.

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Speaker 2: No suing makes families even happier. You should definitely get on.

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Speaker 3: That is traumatic. I can't imagine being his parents right.

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Speaker 1: Oh they were. They were static, and he's a.

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Speaker 2: Static that he's alive. I'm not as static about the

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Speaker 2: situation that unfolded.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the real thing is is like, we don't really know.

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Speaker 1: We don't really know who we put to death.

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Speaker 2: I can't I'm trying. Oh god, I didn't even think.

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Speaker 3: It makes me sad too.

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Speaker 1: Your family made.

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Speaker 2: A choice to unplug some strangers.

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Speaker 3: That's awful.

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Speaker 2: This is the wildest mass speaker that we've ever had.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 3: If I've heard anybody, were they never able to identify

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that played out, but we were

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Speaker 1: just so happy that my cousin was still.

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Speaker 2: I'm definitely happy that your cousin is okay.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: He feels very loved to walk into a room of

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Speaker 2: people that were all there for him. Yeah, all getting

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Speaker 2: drunk on his behalf. That's got to feel good.

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Speaker 3: Confused, I wouldn't tell the story is like an icebreaker,

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Speaker 3: you know, happened to you?

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Speaker 2: I heard a guy but by accident.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you a story.

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Speaker 2: I know now I understand why you wanted to stay

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Speaker 2: anonymous for this. Does it feel better that you've told

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Speaker 2: the story in public? Have you ever told anyone this?

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Speaker 1: I know there's some family that knows, obviously, but I

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Speaker 1: saved it for now. And yeah, I appreciate you guys listening.

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Speaker 3: Be doing in life at this point.

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Speaker 1: You're doing great?

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Speaker 2: Oh good? Okay, second chance, just know it.

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Speaker 3: Just trying to end on a happy note.

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Speaker 2: Here is a good reminder. Always check your wallet before

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Speaker 2: you leave the house to make sure it's your ID

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Speaker 2: in your pants.

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Speaker 1: Mane, we actually joke about that. We have a family

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Speaker 1: thing where we all joke about that. Yeah, it's really funny.

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Speaker 2: Nobody else gets it, but it cracks us up.

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Speaker 3: It's how we get through things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, we appreciate you sharing that crazy.

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Speaker 1: Story, David.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on and text in seven eighty five

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Speaker 2: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 2: on to. We can hyd your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's

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Speaker 2: coming up right after this