1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: I kicked a girl at my wedding because she was 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: younger and hotter than me. 3 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 2: The audacity, Am I the a hole? 4 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 3: No, if anyone is more attractive than you, yep, they 5 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,079 Speaker 3: deserve to be put down to your level. Come on, 6 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 3: tomato at their face. Ooh, I like that poor acid 7 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 3: on their nose. Wow wow, I love it outright throat. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 3: Maybe maybe get a fertilizer. Maybe throw some fertilizer on 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 3: their dress. Yep, like I mean, there's so many things 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 3: we can do to bring them down to wharhoop in 11 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: your hand. Oh and then chuck woo. 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: That's a hot tomaly hot checking me. Oh yes, I 13 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: twenty five female and my husband, thirty male, and I 14 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 1: got married last Friday. 15 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:41,480 Speaker 3: Congrats. 16 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 2: We planned our. 17 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: Dream wedding down to the Dream catering company. The wedding 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: was beautiful. After the pictures, we headed to our cocktail hour, 19 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 1: and that's when I saw her. 20 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 3: The hottest lady of all. Oh damn, she was a 21 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 3: smoke show. 22 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: My guests were all told to wear dark colors, so 23 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: my husband and I stood out. I also asked my 24 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: guests to wear minimal makeup. I had assumed that applied 25 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: to the staff as well, goodness part of the staff. 26 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: The hell the server, nineteen ish female, had on clearly 27 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: too much eyeliner. 28 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 3: Clearly, this isn't. 29 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 2: A Green Day concert, you punk. 30 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: She also had diamond studs on her ears, a flashy ring, 31 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: and one of those ugly nose studs. 32 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 3: A nose stud What is this? Is this a hot topic? 33 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? What are we? Are we at a ball now? 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: Ye? 35 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 3: Are we at a wedding or a hot fricked topic? 36 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 1: Come on. The staff's uniform was long black sleeve shirts, 37 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: but on her it was too low cut and her 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: pants were far too tight. 39 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 3: That ass and those boobies, they were a busted out. 40 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 3: My husband could not keep his eyes off her. Baby. 41 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: It's like he's like a do you promise to love 42 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: your wife till the day you die? Is like, Babe, 43 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: I want to say yes, but that server is just 44 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: looking so bodacious. 45 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 3: Babe, I might have to ask her to marry me instead. 46 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 3: Oh god, hey, babe, actually get you get a caller over. 47 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 1: That big, ugly nose ring is so distracting. I just 48 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 1: can't focus on you, babe. Could you imagine she was 49 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: walking around serving drinks and talking. 50 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 3: To my guests how dare she? 51 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 2: Do you do your job? 52 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 3: Things like would you like a drink? How dare you? 53 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 3: She's saying chicken our fish. Oh my goodness. 54 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: I asked another member of the staff to speak to 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: their boss. When their boss came out, I pointed out 56 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: the server and asked that she'd be dealt with because 57 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: she was super distracting, too hot. 58 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 2: Too hot to handle. 59 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: Their boss apologized and called the server back into the kitchen. 60 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 2: Oh this poor server man. 61 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,919 Speaker 3: Every time every wedding, they always kick me out because 62 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 3: I'm too hot. 63 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 2: What can I do? 64 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: She gets plastic surgery to become more It's the only 65 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: way I'll have a career. 66 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to do modeling, so I'm 67 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 3: just trying to get this plastic surgery until my serving 68 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 3: career takes off. 69 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 1: Not even an hour later, the server was back out 70 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: serving food for dinner. I called the boss over again 71 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: and asked if the server could work in the back 72 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: or go home. 73 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 74 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: Her boss said they were short staffed tonight, so she 75 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: would see what can be done. That's like manager speak 76 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: for like fuck this lady. Yeah, Like, please stop bothering me. 77 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep kicking the can down the road 78 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: until you hopefully forget. 79 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. 80 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: After a few hours of not seeing her, I saw 81 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: the server again. 82 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 2: Why do you continue to exist when I wish for 83 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 2: you to finish? 84 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: I called the boss out one last time and told 85 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: her if the server didn't leave, I would be calling 86 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: the cops on what say, how this is the most 87 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: Karen move error. 88 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 3: I'm going to call the police because. 89 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 1: Officer asked her officer her fastest so fat, it should 90 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: be a crime illegal. 91 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 92 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: My husband and mother in law said I was acting crazy, yes, 93 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: and then I probably got a poor college kid fired 94 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: over nothing. 95 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 2: Again, I didn't. 96 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 3: Say I I would hope that. 97 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 2: I mean hopefully not, but like, you know, the potential, 98 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? 99 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: Like my mother and maid of honor said, it's my wedding, 100 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: so I can do as I please. 101 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. If you getting married, you 102 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 3: have the right to just be a dick to everyone. 103 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 3: Her nose ring was distracting Samuel her but was too 104 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 3: delicious looking. My husband said he wanted to cut the cake, 105 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 3: but then he said no, no, no, I want to 106 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 3: cut into that cake and just pointed to the server. 107 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: Oh goodness, it's my wedding and I don't want someone 108 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: overshining me, and that server should know she's at work 109 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: and not to dress up too much. 110 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, I do being so fucking hot. 111 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: God, I do feel kind of bad because she was 112 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: pretty young and this is pready pretty. This is the 113 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: perfect ending. She didn't write it all the way out. 114 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: She just said, am I the ass whole? 115 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, you are a big fat act hole. Case 116 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 3: someone's hotter than you doesn't mean they should go to jail. 117 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 2: Well that's not what I told the cops when I 118 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 2: said my co host needs to be arrested because he's 119 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 2: too fine. 120 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 3: But that's what I told him. When I saw John 121 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 3: at his lustiest made that, I said, hair like that 122 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 3: has got to be cut off like that. 123 00:05:55,440 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 1: Wow, beautiful man, this is this is a very pretty 124 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: clear hut clear to me, is cut clear, perky, very 125 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: very very perky. 126 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 3: You know it always perks our ears up? Though? What 127 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 3: the comments from our public subscribers, Yes, and Dougie Hansen 128 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 3: comments on the story where the guy like divorces someone 129 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 3: over some mustard. I used to work in a cafe 130 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 3: and my last straw was when someone threw their mustard 131 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 3: covered hot dog at me because his bun was cold. 132 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 3: Not even the hot dog was cold, just the bun. 133 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 2: That's grazy. 134 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 3: And then public subscriber Tim Newcombe says, the short for 135 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 3: this video got me hooked and I need to hear 136 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 3: the rest of the first story. Well, he came to 137 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 3: the right place. I go into our YouTube channel. So 138 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 3: thank you. And we love all our public subscribers. So 139 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 3: if you want us to read your comment, public subscribe 140 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 3: and comment below. See you. 141 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: Today. 142 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 3: I asked up by sandpapering my peepee raw using the 143 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 3: wrong swimming shorts. 144 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: My peepe I was like MYE was trying to like 145 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: understand what those words? 146 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 2: No, I get it forgot is terrible? 147 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: Yeahs, bro who invented the mession and in swim pants? 148 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 3: What is it for? 149 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: No? 150 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 2: I have no idea. 151 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: Just put in like a like a like a spandex 152 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: b it's it's it looks like. 153 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 3: A cheese graders, like a cheese grater. Bro, it goes. 154 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 2: We need to cancel it. 155 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 3: This happened yesterday. My wife and I are on an 156 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 3: anniversary vacation in Maui and we took a snorkeling trip 157 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 3: on day one. I'm not a fan of swim shorts 158 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 3: with supportive mession side, but my wife bought them for 159 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 3: me and they look nice, so I wore them. We 160 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 3: took a tour in a rigid whole inflatable boat out 161 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 3: to another island and spent the morning snorkeling. Myself and 162 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 3: some other people on the trip ended up riding on 163 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 3: the side of the boat, bouncing on the inflatable tube 164 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 3: as the boat as the boat bounced on the waves, 165 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 3: It's kind of fun. At some point on the ride 166 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 3: back to my penis started burning. No, it wasn't gonorrhea, 167 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 3: but it was like a really really burning The burning 168 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 3: and stinging kept getting worse, but there was no way 169 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 3: to check in the situation since there was nowhere private 170 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 3: of the boat, so I just endured the pain while 171 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,239 Speaker 3: wondering if I somehow got a jellyfish stuck in my short. 172 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 2: Oh God. 173 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 3: Once we docked in Maui, I ran to a honeybucket 174 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 3: to find out what the heck was going on with 175 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 3: my Dingadong to my horror, I discovered that salt crystals 176 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 3: have been left behind on the mesh after my shorts dried. 177 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 3: All the balancing up and down on the side of 178 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 3: the boat had effectively sand papered Little Tony raw while 179 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 3: rubbing salt into my wounds. At the same time, my 180 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 3: waning is now covered in painful raw spots and scabs. 181 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:57,319 Speaker 2: Oh my god, the ouch. Oh I feel it, dude, 182 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 2: I feel that, Dude. 183 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 3: Chafing is real. If you ever ran and wet like 184 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 3: pants ouch so rough.