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Speaker 1: Bella did you dirty? Oh my god, did you dirty?

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Speaker 1: She Bellahamine did something that you just cannot do.

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Speaker 2: You cannot do it.

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Speaker 1: Can't do what bellahmen did. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: I can't shake it.

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Speaker 3: Are you able to talk about it?

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Speaker 2: I'll try. It's still a little traumatic.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go ahead, please, Okay. So did you get

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Speaker 1: a spray tam?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I can tell you were looking at me.

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Speaker 5: I look like, who am I pig pen or play pen?

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Speaker 1: Well, pig pen, But I didn't say that. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're a pig pen at all. I would I

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Speaker 1: would never say that. You're the little kid with the

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Speaker 1: flies in the dirt that surrounded him in a cartoon.

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Speaker 2: Around in mud. He's the dirty one.

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Speaker 3: That's what I look like. Big pens. The peanut isn't

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Speaker 3: the peanuts? Yeah? Yeah? Miss that day?

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Speaker 1: Cool?

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Speaker 3: You missed the peanuts.

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Speaker 4: I never want I know what they are.

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Speaker 6: Because Snoopy, Yes, the peanuts, peanuts, But it was more

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Speaker 6: than just Snoopy.

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Speaker 3: The PIDs are called the peanuts. Well yeah, the group

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Speaker 3: of people, Yeah, got it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, so he had like always hit dirt around

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Speaker 3: I don't know why. I'm not sure why the child

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Speaker 3: was balding, But so what I got you?

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Speaker 2: I got you.

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Speaker 3: Where the hell were you growing up? Did you were

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Speaker 3: you on mars? Do you know how to get back?

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Speaker 1: Maybe no one showed me this, but honestly, I'm kind

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Speaker 2: Well that's what it looks like right now.

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Speaker 5: But anyways, so Bellamine earlier in the week, and we

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Speaker 5: don't know, Well, she.

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Speaker 2: Betrayed me, but that's fine.

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Speaker 7: So she asked me a couple of days ago if

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Speaker 7: thought we were both adults, but hey, listen, I will

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Speaker 7: be your big radio sister, and I said, of course, Like.

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Speaker 5: Not the issue at all. She said, okay, can I

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Speaker 5: call you? Of course, not the issue at all. She

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Speaker 5: then proceeds to FaceTime me.

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Speaker 3: A surprise FaceTime, surprise.

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Speaker 2: Face time, and I looked at it for nosen.

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Speaker 5: We're not frozen because by I call it my witching

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Speaker 5: hour between like two and three, it's really hard for us.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys feel the same way

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Speaker 1: We're talking about pm. When you start your day at

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Speaker 5: I had no makeup on, no bron fighting for my

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Speaker 5: But I'm like, okay, she needs me, so I answer.

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Speaker 5: And I said, Bella, this is not the same as

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Speaker 3: She said, what do you mean.

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Speaker 5: My sister and my mom say that to me all

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Speaker 1: You do not surprise, ambush FaceTime someone under any circumstances.

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Speaker 2: You and I know that any circumstances.

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Speaker 5: And it's just like when you're on the phone, you

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Speaker 5: But to have to have the energy to stare at

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Speaker 1: And I don't have to prepare myself. You want to

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: Whoa the fifties and you're in a newsroom.

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Speaker 1: It was morse code. They were morse coding me. We

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Speaker 3: That's right. That's where I share on my secrets.

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Speaker 2: So someone's surprised face.

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Speaker 1: Right, And I was like, no, no, no, you didn't

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Speaker 5: There needs to be a calendar invite if you want

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Speaker 1: W I feel judged because every time my niece Polly

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Speaker 1: Now when my four year old niece facetimes me, I

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Speaker 1: I've known you for thirty six years. I love you. You're wonderful.

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Speaker 1: And God forbid we would force the child or even

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Speaker 3: Polly's in the mood. Okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get going now. And I'm I know, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: I put this tux on. So I want to speak

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Speaker 3: Is it because like I don't know what?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 1: Why am I being limited access to my niece. Why

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Speaker 1: You want me to pay for college? I don't think so,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a little more access in my investment.

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Speaker 1: You will to my investment. But I mean, does this

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Speaker 2: I say, you know you want to talk. You guys can.

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Speaker 3: Yap all day, all night. Come back to Pauline.

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Speaker 1: It's like you should come over and do that as

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Speaker 3: Oh you wanted to see Gigi. Yeah, here she is

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Speaker 1: It just so happens. I was waiting outside for you

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Speaker 6: I mean, like, my daughter's also younger, so when she

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Speaker 1: we're not exactly sure how it you know exactly where

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Speaker 6: My baby talks to people on FaceTime because we have that.

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Speaker 1: Someone's extit not. It's because my sister wanted her phone back.

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Speaker 1: Probably could be.

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Speaker 3: That's probably another option. We'll see.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll buy the Maybe I'll do a Kiki set,

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Speaker 1: and I will buy her a phone that only facetimes

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Speaker 1: And as much as I love a story about a

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Speaker 1: she would be like, she wouldn't even she wouldn't be donuts.

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Speaker 1: It'd be specific donuts. She's a picky little kid. I mean,

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Speaker 1: she knows, she knows the finer things. Yes, she would

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Speaker 1: call the cops and be like, mom won't buy me,

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Speaker 1: you know, something very specific, and they'd have to bring

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Speaker 1: it over.

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Speaker 3: But I'm not looking to be in the news.

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Speaker 2: There was another kid the other day who called nine

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Speaker 2: one one because his mom ate his ice cream.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was hilarious. There you go. They showed up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he explained like, yeah, I want her to go to jail.

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Speaker 3: Yeah ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he saved her in the end before she had

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Speaker 2: to go to jail.

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Speaker 1: Business and they were thinking about it. Child abuse, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I ate the ice cream in front of the child.

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Speaker 1: How could you. There was a similar thing that happened

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Speaker 1: yesterday when Bella facetimes Kale. The authorities were involved. They're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, would you like us to arrest her

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Speaker 1: for this offense.

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you guys agree, because I didn't know if

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Speaker 5: it was generational or if I just don't enjoy being

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Speaker 5: sneak attacked with a FaceTime it's abuse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I also what is this one? This is what

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Speaker 3: I think it is.

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Speaker 1: If they're with the same people, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: look at them consistently, you know what they look like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm the one.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that the people who have like drinks

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Speaker 1: drink nights, like with their friends, like their friends that

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Speaker 1: live somewhere, So they'll get on FaceTime and.

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Speaker 3: They'll be on there.

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Speaker 1: They'll be on there for like four hours together, and

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Speaker 1: they're going about their day like the face time's on,

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Speaker 1: but they're you know, doing dishes and doing laundry and

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Speaker 1: you know, waxing themselves and god knows what. I'll take

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Speaker 1: it a shower and it's like, but the face time's

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Speaker 1: to capture. I'm gonna forget that the FaceTime is on

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Speaker 1: and do something and you're gonna see something that you

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Speaker 1: didn't want to see, I don't. I'm not interested. Hey Ashley, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning.

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Speaker 3: How are you very well?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming to me. You got pro tip from me

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Speaker 1: on the FaceTime with the kids.

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Speaker 4: So I'm nine months pregnant at this point. Oh congratulations,

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Speaker 4: thank you. When someone wants to FaceTime with my father,

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Speaker 4: that's fantastic because I could do something else during that time.

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Speaker 4: Just last week, my mom was facetiming with my daughter

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Speaker 4: My Mom's like eating cereal or something, and Winter's just

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Speaker 3: I'd be fine with that.

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Speaker 2: That's cute.

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Speaker 3: I'd be fine with that. Like, that's a FaceTime I

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Speaker 3: can do.

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Speaker 1: Plus I already you know, I already got a facial

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Speaker 1: and put the tucks on and got my eyebrows wax

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Speaker 1: and everything for this call. So like we need to

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Speaker 1: make it count. You know, Pauline needs to know that

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Speaker 1: her uncle's not a total loser, at least pretend.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Ashley, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Of course, other text my kids FaceTime their grandma and

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Speaker 1: pop up twice every night.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how about an iPad. Someone said, iPad, you can

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Speaker 1: get FaceTime on it.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what needs to happen. I need

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Speaker 1: to sneak it. And you guys said this earlier though,

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Speaker 1: I need to sneak it in like prison. I'll have

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Speaker 1: to like I'll have to like stick it in my

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Speaker 1: butt and sneak it in the house. Well, that's how

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Speaker 1: you sneak stuff into prison. And then I'll have to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, hide it somewhere and be like, all right, Polly,

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Speaker 1: don't show your mom. Her mom's gonna find a whole

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Speaker 1: ass iPad somewhere. Like where did this I'm from the

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Speaker 1: Talks gave it to me?

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Speaker 3: Is what she's gonna say. Oh you mean you mean

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Speaker 3: that gave it to me? Oh my god, No, that's

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Speaker 3: never know. They changed that idea head Lions the

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