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Speaker 1: 's another Jubila on the twenties. I'm moving two point five. Hello, Craigers,

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Speaker 1: what's up, my man? Uh, it's me Jonesy. Come on, Craigers,

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Paul Jones from Miss Norris fifth grade class?

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Speaker 1: You and I sat in the back together. I got

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Speaker 1: Miss Norris class. Yeah, Craigors, what's up? Man? It's been

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Speaker 1: since fifth grade since we talked. How you've been what

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Speaker 1: would you see? Your name was? Paul Jones? Jonesy Uh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I kind of remember you. How's it going? Oh, it

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Speaker 1: couldn't be better? Man on top of the world, my friend,

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Speaker 1: this is crazy. Huh. Yeah, it's been a long time.

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Speaker 1: Craiger's son of a bitch. So what's up? Why are

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Speaker 1: you calling me? Tell you what I just got back

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Speaker 1: from Tuscany? Or just partying with a couple like hot

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Speaker 1: Tusky I don't even know what you call them over there,

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Speaker 1: tusk Tuskies A good who cares? They're hot? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? That's all that really matters. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: you just call me to tell me you're having sex

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Speaker 1: with foreigners or something. I'm just calling a catch up, bro.

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Speaker 1: Let you know what's been going on with me? Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm rich now. I was one of the original guys

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Speaker 1: at Facebook, right, just crunching numbers in a closet all

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Speaker 1: day long and then boom it hit. Wow, you've been

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Speaker 1: up to Craiger's not tons. I'm just married. I'm working

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Speaker 1: at a heating and air conditioning play keeping busy. That

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Speaker 1: sounds terrible anyway, more about me, dude. So Facebook goes

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Speaker 1: public like now I'm sitting on more money than God himself.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't want to be rude, but are

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Speaker 1: you just calling me to show off or bragg or whoa? Craigers?

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Speaker 1: You mother? You're you're messing with me again, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: I'm not with you in any way, but you're calling

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Speaker 1: me and just talking about money, and I'm not sure. Still,

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Speaker 1: who the hell you are? I'm not talking about money.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about our friendship, man, and how much has

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Speaker 1: changed in fifth grade. We gotta catch up, man, you

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Speaker 1: crazy son of a bitch. All right? If this is real,

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Speaker 1: which I was still trying to figure out, I gotta

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Speaker 1: be honest. You're a bit of a toll. Obviously, you've

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Speaker 1: had a heaping help into the hater raid. You've had

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Speaker 1: a lot of years to become the biggest as you are.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard me say that. I

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Speaker 1: just got back from Tuscany with a couple of Tuscan brods. Huh,

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Speaker 1: how the old are you, dude, I'm the same age

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Speaker 1: as you, man, fifth grade buddies, Craigers, don't call me Craigers.

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Speaker 1: My name is not Craigers. Get to the point. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: do you want me to get to the point of

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Speaker 1: why I called a little a little thing called yolo?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that? You only live once?

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Speaker 1: That's what that means. Yes, this is true, and all

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Speaker 1: I want to do is party with my boy Craigers

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Speaker 1: like it was fifth grade all over again. What the

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Speaker 1: heck is wrong with you? Your head still in fifth grade? Anyways, Craigers,

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Speaker 1: I will show you things that will blow your mind.

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Speaker 1: You ever eat grapes out of a Taiwanese lady? Boys, navel,

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Speaker 1: we're writing an elephant. Oh my god, you haven't lived

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Speaker 1: until you've been phone tapp brother? What the fuck are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Man? Because this is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh you

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Speaker 1: your wife Courtney set you up. Oh my god, Craigers, dude,

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Speaker 1: No Craigers please, no Craigers. You just got phone tapped. Oh,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubil Foone taps weekday mornings.

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Speaker 1: On the twenties, Fly On Ruined