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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's created a new breakfast cereal

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Speaker 1: for people from Brooks Hometowny. That's awesome. It's called Deios. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They're like Cheerios, but made from one hundred percent road

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Speaker 1: killed venison. Wow. Start your morning road trip with a

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Speaker 1: fresh bowl of Derios on milk, which is better than

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Speaker 1: hoof loops.

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Speaker 2: Those are kind of dry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still time both. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like, why waste it exactly?

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Speaker 1: Go buy your box with Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those

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Speaker 1: other derios just don't. This first laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of North Carolina. A twenty eight year old woman named

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Speaker 1: Madison Steima loves Costco so much that she chose the

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Speaker 1: wholesale location to celebrate her birthday.

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Speaker 2: That's really funny.

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Speaker 1: She even sent out party invites to six of her

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Speaker 1: family members, and everyone arrived wearing matching Costco sweatshirts. Once there,

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Speaker 1: her family went straight for the food court and ordered

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Speaker 1: five hot dogs, one chicken bake, one rotisserie chicken caesar salad,

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Speaker 1: a whole cheese pizza, and several sodas for a grand

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Speaker 1: total of thirty dollars eighty.

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Speaker 2: Eight cents has so much food.

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Speaker 1: As they were nauching at the plastic cafeteria tables, a

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Speaker 1: staff member surprised her with a Costco birthday cake and

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Speaker 1: a song. Her family then ordered four Sundays and eleven

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Speaker 1: chiros to finish off their meal. Wowan after the whole

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Speaker 1: birthday cake? That wasn't enough.

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Speaker 2: This girl's an eater? Did they then go hit up

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Speaker 2: all the samples? Because that's what I.

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Speaker 1: Would have done. Once the celebration came to an end,

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Speaker 1: Madison and her family decided to take a few laps

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Speaker 1: around the store to do some birthday shopping.

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Where she got to pick out her own gift. She

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you believe it. Her gift was a treadmill to

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Speaker 1: work off the extra foodt cal.

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Speaker 2: Life is about balance, Jeffrey practical.

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Speaker 1: That family has it together. Next Laser Stories out of

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Speaker 1: Holly Tree, Texas. Hey, if you're walking through your neighborhood

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Speaker 1: and a huge inflatable Santa had mysteriously popped up in

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Speaker 1: a vacant lot and no one knew where it came from.

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Speaker 1: Would you be thrilled and send your kids to go

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Speaker 1: see it, or would you think you're in the opening

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Speaker 1: sequence of a horror film.

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Speaker 2: Oh what, obviously it's literally from the big Man himself, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: let's go see this thing.

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Speaker 1: Come on. Well, that's what happened. An enormous inflatable Santa

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Speaker 1: Claus randomly showed up in an empty lot about one

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Speaker 1: hundred miles east of Dallas. That's all the locals there

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Speaker 1: have no idea who put it up. It looks taller

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Speaker 1: than a house. I love this.

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Speaker 2: I think this is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It's been up there for about a week and most

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Speaker 1: of the neighbors are delighted and are sending their kids

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Speaker 1: to go see it. They say it's a fun thing

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Speaker 1: to have in our community because it's spreading Christmas cheer.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't care. Who knows it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a question because it's an inflatable and

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Speaker 2: it's an empty lot.

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Speaker 1: How is it being powered by the magic of Christmas?

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Speaker 1: A few people say they don't like it though it

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Speaker 1: might be a trap from perverts who want to use

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Speaker 1: it to meet children. Okay, it's not like a house

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Speaker 1: behind and it's just the thing.

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Speaker 2: There's no dude picking out behind.

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Speaker 1: Hiding really well, I'm sure that's not the opinion of

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Speaker 1: a ton of people. There's someone out there.

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Speaker 2: Are we that jaded?

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Speaker 1: Get a grip a swing set in your front yard?

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Speaker 1: That's playground.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I know who's behind me?

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Speaker 1: Terrible either way, no one knows how it got there

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Speaker 1: when it's going away.

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Speaker 2: If every tree get it because it's tree Texas.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, want some Texas oil millionaire who's just

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Speaker 1: like the friends of m pervert capital of the World's

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Speaker 1: go to this next Lazer story out of hot and

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Speaker 1: Fresh food news. Deliveries are a vital part of the

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Speaker 1: holiday season for most of us, and if you aren't

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Speaker 1: sure how to say thank you to your delivery driver,

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Speaker 1: you could start with just that, literally saying thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's really novel.

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Speaker 1: Or if you want to do something a little bit

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Speaker 1: more than that, you could give them a pizza.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, food, but you're giving them food as well, like, hey,

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Speaker 2: wait here, I'm going to cook you something.

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Speaker 1: Delivery. No I say that because Pizza Huts just launched

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Speaker 1: a new promotion where they're giving away doormats to homeowners

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Speaker 1: that say leave a box, Get a box, dear, delivery

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Speaker 1: drivers scan this QR code for a pizza present, and

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Speaker 1: then it basically routes them to a gift card which

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Speaker 1: they can use to claim a free pizza from the hut. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I trust none of my friends to come over. They

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Speaker 2: would all take advantage of that QR code.

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Speaker 1: But I think you need to show that you are

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Speaker 1: an official delivery driver. It can't just be anybody. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: it can be anything from Amazon to FedEx or ups. However,

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Speaker 1: there are some caveats. The doormats are free and you

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Speaker 1: can claim one online, but they're only making two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty of them available.

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Speaker 2: Oh much pre pizza.

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Speaker 1: And as for the delivery drivers, it's unclear if there

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Speaker 1: is a limit on the number of pizzas they can get,

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Speaker 1: but there might not be since there's only two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty mats to begin with, and it sounds like

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Speaker 1: they're prepared to give away at least four thousand pizzas.

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Speaker 2: I get so much shopping delivered, my driver will love me.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Relationship World. Tinder

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Speaker 1: has wrapped up their biggest dating trends of the year.

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Speaker 1: The romance app looked at data from millions of users

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Speaker 1: who listed their interest favorite artists, along with personality types

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Speaker 1: and relationship goals interesting Here's what they found. The third

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Speaker 1: most attractive interest listed is pilates. Second was cheerleading. Wait

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Speaker 1: what is that? Making a comeback with adults? Anybody? I

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Speaker 1: don't see what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like you were less?

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Speaker 1: You're literally the one of the leaders, are your mom

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Speaker 1: and you're or you're one of the perverts from Holly.

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Speaker 1: The number one most attractive interest that people focused on,

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Speaker 1: according to data trends from Tinder, was anime.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna say, like hiking or rock climbing or something

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Speaker 2: interesting is huge.

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Speaker 1: Over Tender predicts all this will shift next year, they say.

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Speaker 1: Trists on the rise include watching horror movies and listening

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Speaker 1: to hip hop music.

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Speaker 2: You put that on there. I don't know, but I

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Speaker 2: feel like you're not cool if you listed I love

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Speaker 2: hip hop. Don't get me wrong, It's just a weird

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Speaker 2: way to say it.

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Speaker 1: Tinder also revealed that people nowadays were no longer fixated

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Speaker 1: on finding the one you've.

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Speaker 2: Been for that.

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Speaker 1: The most common goal for a relationship on the app

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Speaker 1: was NATO dating and at O, which stands for not

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Speaker 1: attached to an outcome.

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Speaker 2: Thought it was gonna be some sort of peace treaty.

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Speaker 1: When it came to the most popular artists that people like,

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Speaker 1: of course, Taylor Swift took the number one spot It's

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Speaker 1: where She Is this year, followed by Morgan Wallen, The

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Speaker 1: Weekend Sizza, and Zach Bryan. So that begs the question,

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Speaker 1: what's on this guy's tender profile. Well, he just says

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Speaker 1: he's only looking for a shell of the guitar. Nothing permanent,

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Speaker 1: though that sound means Laser Shortes just come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again the same

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Speaker 1: time on Monday,