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Speaker 1: supposed to like whatever? Hi, welcome to the Calm Down Podcast.
Speaker 1: Um we're talking about there's by the way, that visual
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on down there. This might not
Speaker 1: have been a first time offct. No, those are all
Speaker 1: chicken noodles. This house is spikingspan. That's mine. No, No, no no,
Speaker 1: I know it's I know your your house is always clean,
Speaker 1: but um, hi, hi, I am that death week nine. Hey,
Speaker 1: there's a few things here. Let's start from the beginning. Um.
Speaker 1: I overuse that statement, but it's applicable here. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not happy you and I didn't talk a lot this week.
Speaker 1: I knew very busy. It was fine, not cod But
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? Is it? Is it taking a toll?
Speaker 1: We're in weekend? Is nine? Well, now it's gonna be
Speaker 1: week nine. Okay, we just finished week but okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're week nine. I'm moving on. We're done. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: moving on. Sorry about Monday night football. I'm moving on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I just I'm run down. I told
Speaker 1: you guy that hadn't been sleeping, and he had, as
Speaker 1: I told you last podcastle tickle in his throat. So
Speaker 1: I think I got that. I couldn't sleep. I got
Speaker 1: a sinus situation, which another thing I put on the
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. I g last a lot of feedback
Speaker 1: with that. What's going on? Do you use the nuttie pot?
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at the feedback. Do you use the
Speaker 1: nettie pot? I've never used that in my life. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what it is. I just why. What's
Speaker 1: that look for? Is why he hears stomping. I'm just worried.
Speaker 1: How's it going? There's noodles? Look at that Calm Down podcast.
Speaker 1: I G great marketing. Um, anyway, a nettie pot. You've
Speaker 1: never used one? Huh? No, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: it is. I just saw all the feedback on the
Speaker 1: d MS about how you talked about it. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I'll just put this out there America. I'm the Queen
Speaker 1: of flam. I always have flam. I'm a post nasal
Speaker 1: drip kind of girl. I always have crap in my throat,
Speaker 1: but when I get tired, I started getting a lot
Speaker 1: more flam in my throat. And I'm the queen of
Speaker 1: a signings infection. I inherited that from my dad. Thanks Dad,
Speaker 1: Love you. By the way, Steve text me the other day,
Speaker 1: we need to update the lace a Dad. He said, Um,
Speaker 1: it's outdated. I'm obsessed with your father. Your father did say,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with everything about your dad that dated Dad.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? No, he was actually looking
Speaker 1: out for the folks at home that maybe wanted to
Speaker 1: take advantage of the discount I was offering. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: it says that it's hold on, you're gonna lose your dad,
Speaker 1: and I don't talk about while you're on the the
Speaker 1: I r your father A dream of life. Said Hi, Carissa,
Speaker 1: hope you are well. The stomach issue had scared the
Speaker 1: jeepers out of all of us. You stop it here?
Speaker 1: How did he stop the jeepers? B E j E
Speaker 1: E b E R S. I trust Steve with everything,
Speaker 1: including spell Dad. Please use it in a sentence word
Speaker 1: of origin. Remember when you're at the spelling be a
Speaker 1: quick note to say, hope you're feeling better. And I
Speaker 1: think the lace that commercial on the podcast might need
Speaker 1: up dating. Talks about a discount of people schedule their
Speaker 1: appointment in July. Now if that's July. Sorry for sticking
Speaker 1: my nose into things that obviously I don't know much about.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, please stay safe and well, Steve A
Speaker 1: go pack. Shut your mouth Dad. I know, literally Saturday,
Speaker 1: at three fifteen in the afternoon, I couldn't have been
Speaker 1: a happier person to receive that message, to which I
Speaker 1: replied immediately with all kinds of were you guys talking about? Well?
Speaker 1: You know, I just said thanks so much for reaching out,
Speaker 1: and then I was like just chatting, go Packers a
Speaker 1: crazy game, blah blah blah. So bringing it back, maybe
Speaker 1: it's because that was such a crazy one and then
Speaker 1: you just got home from New Orleans crazy that game
Speaker 1: and poor Jameis Winston l So he's out for the season.
Speaker 1: How about all these injuries? Derrick Henry is out for
Speaker 1: the season. Von Miller is headed to the Rams now,
Speaker 1: Adrian Peterson's in Tennessee. Like, there's so much happening and
Speaker 1: it's exciting that it is only week eight, but that's
Speaker 1: where we're taking you. So what it's week nine for me?
Speaker 1: Week nine and week nine that's yeah, I know, I
Speaker 1: keep saying it finishing up week eight. Um, so what's
Speaker 1: this pot hold on? How was studio for you? Oh?
Speaker 1: It was great. It was haw We scared Peter Schreecher,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if oh my gosh, he was
Speaker 1: genuinely scared and I'm not someone do you like being
Speaker 1: like are you okay? If no? No, I hate it. No.
Speaker 1: I used to actually really like it, but then with
Speaker 1: my incident and obviously people following me, I can't be scared. Anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't like people to me. I don't like people
Speaker 1: coming up to me, and no one should ever fault
Speaker 1: you for feeling that way. I didn't. I don't like
Speaker 1: it anyways, and I don't even have a that reason why.
Speaker 1: But um, I mean different but the same. So when
Speaker 1: we were talking about, like we wanted to do something Halloween, scary, whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Shreegar will be the best person
Speaker 1: for he's like the most receptive to something like that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you cannot do it to me. I actually
Speaker 1: will pee my pants a little bit, and then it's
Speaker 1: going to be awkward, right, I actually would be. So
Speaker 1: he was so funny. So that was fun. I wore
Speaker 1: Dion Sanders jersey because he was my favorite play But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was good. It was a good Sunday and and
Speaker 1: all the things. But I want to go back to
Speaker 1: this pot because clearly our wonderful participants on our IG
Speaker 1: podcast are very concerned with what people writing. I didn't
Speaker 1: even see it you because you will explain what it
Speaker 1: is and I'll pull up some of the messages. So
Speaker 1: back to I'm the Queen of Flegm and so is
Speaker 1: my dad. It's something I've inherited from him, and when
Speaker 1: I get tired, I accumulate more, and the first thing
Speaker 1: to go is always my voice. But it is not
Speaker 1: fun flying on a plane when you're having a sinus
Speaker 1: freaking pressure in your face and in your teeth. So
Speaker 1: my dad is the king of this Nettie pot, which
Speaker 1: if you don't know when curse it doesn't. It's that
Speaker 1: little teapot that I put in the I g and
Speaker 1: you fill it with warm water. But you need to
Speaker 1: fill it with distilled water because distilled water doesn't have
Speaker 1: like maybe there's some bacteria in your water or something
Speaker 1: like that. You want the cleanest, purest water, So you
Speaker 1: put distilled water in it. Okay, then you have to
Speaker 1: heat it. This is what she's talking about. It looks
Speaker 1: like Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then you have to put this little it looks like salt.
Speaker 1: It's like a saline solution. Basically, the whole thing about
Speaker 1: it is to clean out your sinuses. So if there's
Speaker 1: any bacteria, any build up, you can flush it out.
Speaker 1: This Nettie pot is the nastiest, most unsexiest. It is gross.
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to my sister about it today,
Speaker 1: but my dad swears by it because our sinuses are
Speaker 1: so bad. So what you do. You put the solution
Speaker 1: in your stirred around. Make sure it's not too hot
Speaker 1: because if it's hot, you're gonna burn your nasal passages,
Speaker 1: which I've done, and it's not fun. Okay, you hold
Speaker 1: it up, you hang your head over the sink. Okay,
Speaker 1: you put your ear down and your one nostril up,
Speaker 1: and you put the spout of the nettie pot and
Speaker 1: you're the nostril. You basically want to feel like you're drowning.
Speaker 1: Okay you I've done enough COVID test as of you.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in putting anything else on my nose.
Speaker 1: I know you open your mouth, do you start to breathe,
Speaker 1: don't panic. But sometimes the ship comes out of your
Speaker 1: mouth because it goes in your nose. It goes up
Speaker 1: one hole and out the other. So that's essentially what
Speaker 1: it's doing. It's cleansing. So if you have anything in there,
Speaker 1: it's coming down. It's in your sink. But the problem
Speaker 1: is when you lift your head up, you've got crap
Speaker 1: coming out of your nose. You've got crap coming out
Speaker 1: of your mouth. You have to blow your nose, and
Speaker 1: it's just one of those things that's like if you
Speaker 1: have food poisoning and it's coming out of both holes,
Speaker 1: you just pray to God your significant other isn't home,
Speaker 1: like you don't need them to be around, and I
Speaker 1: don't need to be around when I do in Nettie pot.
Speaker 1: There's just nothing sexy about it. So then you gotta
Speaker 1: go halfway full and then the next side, put your
Speaker 1: head down, put it in, and it's coming out to
Speaker 1: me over and for uh, well, guess what. You've got
Speaker 1: a lot of feedback on here. I had to use
Speaker 1: one after I had some nasal surgery done. You are correct,
Speaker 1: there's no way to look good using one, that is
Speaker 1: Jeff Sapper, Jeff, we see you, We hear you. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of comments about this. Oh god, the
Speaker 1: Nettie pot. Maura said, Maura, what about it? Classic Moura. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that so gross. Have you ever had a calonic? No?
Speaker 1: You know what? Tipped me over and pour that out,
Speaker 1: because those are a way to clean up. All are obsessed.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of girlfriends. They're obsessed with them,
Speaker 1: and they they bring them new light right, like it's
Speaker 1: a whole new amazing. Yes, it's discussing whatever, but I'm
Speaker 1: telling you it's this thing, and it's very like there's
Speaker 1: like it's like a spa like experience. And when you
Speaker 1: see the ship literally that sticks in, that stays in
Speaker 1: your system and doesn't come out. Because I won't get
Speaker 1: into the details, I have a question. Do you put
Speaker 1: the thing up your butt or does somebody else do
Speaker 1: they do? I'm not into that. No, I don't need
Speaker 1: anyone doing that into that anyways, but I'm into it.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that, I know, just not even
Speaker 1: one specialist putting something in my bomb. As long as
Speaker 1: it's medical, I'm good with it. And once you find
Speaker 1: and once the way that you feel afterward, do you
Speaker 1: say when they're doing it, sorry, like I feel like
Speaker 1: that's what I would say. No, it's very it's very
Speaker 1: clinical and like medical, like there's no like grossness or weirdness,
Speaker 1: and there's no smell or anything, but just the fact
Speaker 1: they're there. You know. No, I'm good with all. It's
Speaker 1: the same way like when you have laser Like I've
Speaker 1: lasered everything and I always say sorry, yeah, So it's
Speaker 1: the same thing like once you get comfortable, I mean
Speaker 1: are this is why we tip those people, you know,
Speaker 1: So okay, they put it in and then what happens
Speaker 1: is it is it far in how far in ish?
Speaker 1: But you see, it's like they push warm water through
Speaker 1: your intestines and again, as someone who's clearly had no
Speaker 1: more bowel issues than anyone else, they push all of
Speaker 1: the stuff out. And this is how they describe Just think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I watch it. Yeah, you're like, well that No, you
Speaker 1: don't know, girl, what's stuck in there? And it doesn't
Speaker 1: come out? And this is how they describe it. Think
Speaker 1: about when it rains and there's like a dirt pedal okay,
Speaker 1: and it rains and it's all like wet or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then when the sun comes out, that stuff dries
Speaker 1: up and then it's just a layer upon layer upon
Speaker 1: layer that's all dry and you gotta work it out.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, in fact, pot over your sink, but
Speaker 1: you'll shove something up your bond. Watching gummy Bear come out,
Speaker 1: you heard or somewhere with you their sister said, sister,
Speaker 1: it just reminded me to make an appointment, because it's
Speaker 1: been a while since I've done that. Okay, wait, one
Speaker 1: of my girlfriends said she did a coffee one. I mean,
Speaker 1: what is that energize you for the rest of your life?
Speaker 1: I mean deca or espresso, a bunch roast or Peaks
Speaker 1: Pike or whatever it's called, pats pipe speeds, whatever, I've
Speaker 1: tired you know. That's that's the Seattle that's the Seattle
Speaker 1: Pike Street um situation. Okay, wait, Halloween happened and you
Speaker 1: were in New Orleans. Yeah, what was that? Like? It
Speaker 1: wasn't as freaky as I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was it wasn't. I think people
Speaker 1: made it up to be more than an honest Jillian.
Speaker 1: We love Jillian, and I know Jillian's going to Kansas
Speaker 1: City with you tonight to it down with Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1: This is how wonderful Aaron is. By the way, and again,
Speaker 1: and I'm always, you know whatever, I'm in supportive girlfriends
Speaker 1: in so many different ways. But Aaron's the ultimate girlfriend
Speaker 1: that when sit down for Patrick Mahomes comes about and
Speaker 1: she's like, you can do it, and I was like no,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to sit down with him. You're
Speaker 1: so generous with like most people are in this industry
Speaker 1: are caddie and weird and would never share those opportunities.
Speaker 1: And then she doubles down on being such a great girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She's like, and you should take Jillian who does make
Speaker 1: up for Aaron on the road and sweet Jillian is
Speaker 1: gonna come with me. So I am. I'm on a
Speaker 1: red eye to go interview Patrick Mahomes tomorrow with Jillian.
Speaker 1: But um, it's just a testament, like you're just the best.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so you were saying, Jillian in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: what Jillian's favorite thing? She kept saying with I, Halloween
Speaker 1: in New Orleans is gonna be freaky. There was nothing freaky.
Speaker 1: There was nothing. That's how Jillian talks. And you guys,
Speaker 1: we've had her on the podcast and she's just the best. Um.
Speaker 1: But she went out, she went out with one night
Speaker 1: in our security. Yeah she's great. She did um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so it was fine. It was fine. I have to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, like the whole thing about you know,
Speaker 1: Sean Payton's like we needed to be loud, we need
Speaker 1: and I had asked Brady about that. You know, just
Speaker 1: the loudest place he had been so far this season
Speaker 1: was l A, which was so loud, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we'll see how it is and I'm expecting
Speaker 1: seventies thousand strong, not that. Listen, who dat Nation? Like
Speaker 1: you guys are a loud fan base. I know that,
Speaker 1: But there was something crazy that day in week three
Speaker 1: in l A that was really really loud, but it
Speaker 1: was fun. The coolest part was seeing mark Ingram run
Speaker 1: out again. He was I thought he was in a
Speaker 1: stroke out he was so excited. That was wonderful. And
Speaker 1: I mean We've said it before on this podcast and
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it again. Sean Payton is an
Speaker 1: un freaking believable coach. He is such a good coach. Um,
Speaker 1: Now what what because you've been, you know, around a
Speaker 1: lot of these guys, what it's him different? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, he tells us everything on our our conference
Speaker 1: calls are memorable. He'll just lay it down like it
Speaker 1: is and he'll he just doesn't clean it up, you know,
Speaker 1: and fear that we're gonna because we're not gonna say
Speaker 1: half of the things that he says. But he just
Speaker 1: coaches the ship out of his players. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: been around him when Drew's gone out with the thumb
Speaker 1: injury and Teddy Bridgewater came in or Taysom Hill and
Speaker 1: they won like seventh straight without you know, Drew. And
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that's the way it's gonna be
Speaker 1: with Trevor Simeon. But I got a text message from
Speaker 1: somebody that covers the Saints when Jamis went down, and
Speaker 1: they said, hey, just letting you know. Sean has said,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with Trevor Simeon. I just feel like whatever
Speaker 1: he touches like, he's just a great coach. He's I
Speaker 1: think he's a great offensive mind. I think he's a
Speaker 1: great coach. I was saying to Joe and Troy today
Speaker 1: in a text message, you know, on the lines of
Speaker 1: talking about Aaron Rodgers and if he is going to
Speaker 1: leave and if he's going to ask for a trade
Speaker 1: or of Green Bay wants to trade him. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine Aaron Rodgers and Sean Payton together. That'd be insane.
Speaker 1: It almost wouldn't be fairer. Plus you have that defense.
Speaker 1: It was cool though yesterday to see um oh, speaking
Speaker 1: of thumb injuries, look at my thumb. I broke my thumb.
Speaker 1: What happened? Um Willis won't go down the stairs because
Speaker 1: he fell down the stairs. Remember that time he fell
Speaker 1: down the stairs. This guy sitting right here, and so
Speaker 1: now he won't go down the stairs. Soide to carry
Speaker 1: him down stairs, and he spastically got out of my
Speaker 1: hands and twisted my finger and it's look at the
Speaker 1: size difference. Gross, you really broke it. No, I mean no,
Speaker 1: but it's just like really swollen. We'll get to that later.
Speaker 1: Thumbs up um. Backup quarterbacks yesterday, it was awesome to
Speaker 1: see Cooper Rush. It was awesome to see Trevor send
Speaker 1: me and like come in and like look these guys
Speaker 1: and you're you know, I don't know, I just I
Speaker 1: always I'm the person that feels bad for the kicker
Speaker 1: when they miss it because I'm like, oh, that's sad.
Speaker 1: So it's like when you see situations like that where
Speaker 1: you know, with these two teams that are fully in
Speaker 1: contention to have a backup quarterback come in and get
Speaker 1: the job done. It was nice to see. I thought
Speaker 1: this was interesting how we went from a colonic to
Speaker 1: Cooper Rush. You know, it's the see this is what
Speaker 1: we're here for. The comment podcast covers everything. Do you
Speaker 1: want to talk about football or do you want to
Speaker 1: talk about cleaning out your inside. Stay with us. You
Speaker 1: never know which way we'll turn. It's like Mr. Toad's
Speaker 1: Wild Ride, but on your seatbelt. Oh wait wait, I
Speaker 1: want to go back to Ryan's list for a second,
Speaker 1: not to be confused list that's different Ryan's list. Um,
Speaker 1: I want to know. I have to tell you hold
Speaker 1: on before we do it because it goes along with
Speaker 1: the Nettie pot. This is My mom is a retired
Speaker 1: school teacher. My mom, from being around kids her entire
Speaker 1: life in a classroom, taught us along with being a
Speaker 1: you know, a flem artist that I am formerly known
Speaker 1: as glem um. She was very like she wouldn't tolerate
Speaker 1: a sniffer and I don't like a sniffer either. If
Speaker 1: you got to blow your nose. My mom is very
Speaker 1: bit on. She doesn't even say it. She grabs a
Speaker 1: watt of tissues and just hands it to you like
Speaker 1: no one needs to hear that. And I'm really big
Speaker 1: on it. And also if I start hearing somebody sniff,
Speaker 1: it's like it becomes like a tick for me. I
Speaker 1: can't handle it. Last night, Joe Davis and I because
Speaker 1: Joe Davis filled in for Joe back We're sitting there
Speaker 1: and he's studying for his college game. I'm studying for
Speaker 1: Thursday night. On the way back, I've got the Dallas
Speaker 1: game on. I got a guy sitting behind me who
Speaker 1: obviously had a really good time at the Saints box game,
Speaker 1: and he is just swarping his snot and I keep
Speaker 1: doing the over my shoulder, and I'm not looking at him.
Speaker 1: You know who I'm looking at. I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: next slip, and I'm judging her because I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, if my husband is slurping his snot and
Speaker 1: swallowing that crap and she's tolerating it, that's her problem.
Speaker 1: Well it's my problem because I'm hearing it. But that's
Speaker 1: her problem for allowing that. You're disgusting? How many how
Speaker 1: many turns before we have to say something because you
Speaker 1: do the one I kept turning. Well, then the guy
Speaker 1: fell asleep with his mask off, and I told, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, Hey, the rules are the rules, okay,
Speaker 1: but right now this was for the better men of
Speaker 1: the plane and for your psychological position in front of him.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna put on our nose and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell So we were talking about plane stories because you
Speaker 1: live on planes and we had all these different whatever things,
Speaker 1: and so people some people like wrote in about him
Speaker 1: or whatever. One of them the flight attendant, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what a gem this. But wait, you the um the
Speaker 1: story that you text, because it's like throughout the week
Speaker 1: you'll remind our producer Ryan of different stories. Some dude
Speaker 1: actually asked for a picture and then told you how
Speaker 1: to wear your hair like you have to. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: We went to Cleveland for the Broncos Cleveland Thursday night game.
Speaker 1: That was cute to the running backs, so sweet to
Speaker 1: Ernest Johnson. Anyways, I don't get to Cleveland a lot
Speaker 1: because we don't do the A f C package very much.
Speaker 1: So when we go, people are excited. They noticed you
Speaker 1: on the plane. Like if you go to Dallas, you
Speaker 1: go to New Orleans, you go to Green Bay, people
Speaker 1: don't care because we're there all the time. But like Cleveland,
Speaker 1: they're excited. And these people are fired up, they're liquored up.
Speaker 1: I'm already on the plane, I've got my mask on,
Speaker 1: I'm like heading my notes. Hey, we're about to get
Speaker 1: some rain rain on Thursday night. You better be ready
Speaker 1: to put your hair up in a bun. I'm like, okay, man,
Speaker 1: awesome that guy goes back. I should have known that
Speaker 1: guy was going to come back. You know, we're probably
Speaker 1: our into the flight, walks right up right up to
Speaker 1: the seat. I don't care if you got a mask
Speaker 1: on my face. I mean, I can't go anywhere. I'm
Speaker 1: like leaning over. He's like, hey, care if I get
Speaker 1: a selfie? Going to the Browns game? Can't wait? Can
Speaker 1: I get a selfie? Like? Yeah, because you don't want
Speaker 1: to be an asshole, you always remember the people that
Speaker 1: are assholes. I'm like, yay, I'll do a selfie, but
Speaker 1: I'm really into the selfie with the mask on. Rips
Speaker 1: his mask right off, puts his face up to mine.
Speaker 1: I was like, and now I have COVID. Awesome. I don't.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying people are real aggressive on the
Speaker 1: flight to Cleveland. And then the flight attendant got over.
Speaker 1: But didn't you say where your hair in a bun? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You go, Hey, it's gonna be real, Wendy. Make sure
Speaker 1: you wear your hair in a bun. Okay, what about
Speaker 1: my lip coloring? Would you like me to do with that?
Speaker 1: What about a contour? I can't. I can't do you
Speaker 1: have a preference on my outfit? I cannot, that's just so.
Speaker 1: But I have to tell you I had a moment
Speaker 1: on the plane. It ripped me up. There was this
Speaker 1: woman that was sitting next to me. She was older,
Speaker 1: very sweet. I kept seeing her write in a journal
Speaker 1: and she was writing the things that she was doing.
Speaker 1: Then she um because I read it and I was like,
Speaker 1: what are you writing? So cute she was writing, and
Speaker 1: then she started talking to me about her life and
Speaker 1: she had lost her husband and all that, and I
Speaker 1: was listening and I was getting emotional and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if this is my parents, I would die.
Speaker 1: But she um. It was just really sad because at
Speaker 1: the end she went to get up, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure, oh she had she had a phone,
Speaker 1: and she said, would you mind putting this on airplane
Speaker 1: mode for me? My son said, when I get on,
Speaker 1: I have to do it, and I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do it. Well, I don't have a Samsung, so
Speaker 1: I'm paying nicking. I'm like, oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: like playing pressing everybody up so I don't want to
Speaker 1: see that picture. No, I'm kidding. So I found it
Speaker 1: put it down for her, and then I just got
Speaker 1: really sad. After all these people were kind of crazy
Speaker 1: and nutty on the plane. It was time to leave,
Speaker 1: and I just looked at her and I said, would
Speaker 1: you like me to help you get your bags? And
Speaker 1: she said she looked at me in panic, and she said,
Speaker 1: I don't know where my bags are. And I said, okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Did you do do we think you checked them?
Speaker 1: Are they up top? And she goes, I don't remember,
Speaker 1: and I said that's fine, that's okay. And I just
Speaker 1: got frustrated because I felt like the people around her,
Speaker 1: everybody kind of the flight attendant shirt screaming like well, ma'am,
Speaker 1: where do you? And I was just finally I grabbed
Speaker 1: somebody and I said, I need you to just relax.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know, like we have to here, I am.
Speaker 1: I got on all fours like they were like, where's
Speaker 1: your boarding ticket? Where your your luggage? Tick sticker will
Speaker 1: be on your boarding ticket? Where is it? I'm like Jesus,
Speaker 1: on all fours looking under the thing. We finally realized
Speaker 1: she checked him. She just didn't remember. So I got
Speaker 1: her in her little wheelchair. I sat her down and
Speaker 1: she goes, my phone, and I said, okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: people are trying to on board. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out how to get it off the airplane mode so
Speaker 1: her family can call her. People are just rushing over me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, good, everybody fucking stop. So I
Speaker 1: gave her a little phone and I put it in
Speaker 1: her hand. I said, your phone is in your hand. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want me to call anyone? You're going to
Speaker 1: go down to baggage came after I walked away from her,
Speaker 1: had a full ball and like breakdown. I was like,
Speaker 1: that was my mom and dad, can you imagine? And
Speaker 1: she looked at me and she goes getting old really hard,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to my hotel room and have seven glasses of wine.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad. That's really sweet, though, That's it's
Speaker 1: such a that encapsulates who you are, by the way,
Speaker 1: and that is really sad, and that's sweeter. She was like,
Speaker 1: getting old, by the way, that's me, Like, that's just
Speaker 1: me at thirty nine. I can't remember where my plane
Speaker 1: ticket is, where my bags are whatever. But that is
Speaker 1: very kind of you, and that's just that's just a
Speaker 1: reminder to like it doesn't take a lot to stop
Speaker 1: and help somebody in. Yes, I understand we're like busy
Speaker 1: and rushing around or whatever, but just like be aware
Speaker 1: and like that's nice of you. Um So, wait, what
Speaker 1: else was I going to talk to you about? Though? Oh?
Speaker 1: I had to go to a follow up appointment for
Speaker 1: like no, no, what one of the same for the
Speaker 1: old appendix? Yeah, what's the update. I hadn't seen my doctor,
Speaker 1: the one that performed the surgery on me, because the
Speaker 1: next day she got food poisoning, so I and when
Speaker 1: I was in the hospital for the three days after,
Speaker 1: I never got to thank her for like saving my life.
Speaker 1: And it's like dramatic way right she told me. She
Speaker 1: was like telling me, she was like the blood supply
Speaker 1: was cut off to your intestines and we almost had
Speaker 1: to cut them out. And they had been like that
Speaker 1: for a while and there's that's just going on and
Speaker 1: on and on, and she's so sweet and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, your skin is amazing, because you know how
Speaker 1: I'm like obsessed with looking at people's skin. And she
Speaker 1: looked like she was twelve years old, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: how are you this like incredible surgeon? And she's nine, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm thirty nine, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: thirty nine. I looked twice your age, so I need
Speaker 1: to drink more her. But she's going on, she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm single and I can't meet anyone, and I just
Speaker 1: spend my nights working on my philanthropic endeavor, my my
Speaker 1: nonprofit organization. I'm like, by day, you're saving lives. At night,
Speaker 1: you're saving lives. Like we got into this whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I left the doctor's office being like, why am
Speaker 1: I bitching about something small when she's sitting there like
Speaker 1: literally saving lives day and night. And I just left
Speaker 1: there and I was like, it was a good perspective
Speaker 1: on every single she was single. So my mission is
Speaker 1: now to find my doctor a man, because she is
Speaker 1: a catch. Did she say how this happened to your intestines?
Speaker 1: She just said it was like a weird piece of
Speaker 1: scar tissue that built up over the years, and then
Speaker 1: the intestine just like wrapped around the appendix and it
Speaker 1: was like a total freak situation. But I thought of
Speaker 1: something as I was going to my appointment. I walked
Speaker 1: up to the elevator and I had already pushed the
Speaker 1: button and then someone comes up after me and they
Speaker 1: start pushing the button like seven hundred times, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you saw that that light was on. I didn't say
Speaker 1: this to them, but I'm thinking, you saw the light
Speaker 1: was on. Do you think that that makes the elevator
Speaker 1: come faster when you're pressing its seven hundred times? No,
Speaker 1: it does it. And I just thought to myself, like,
Speaker 1: those are one of those pet peeves that I have, Like, relax,
Speaker 1: the lights on the elevator is going to come. You're
Speaker 1: not helping the situation. And then I'm send a button
Speaker 1: with your fingers. I'm not everything is an elbow right now. No,
Speaker 1: I do a knuckle. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm a knuckle,
Speaker 1: but then don't scratch your No, I want the finger.
Speaker 1: At the dog park today, I had to do this
Speaker 1: with the thing you know you got. There's no no
Speaker 1: direct contact with any of that stuff. Um, as we
Speaker 1: went down, Wait, what did you So? You're headed to
Speaker 1: Kansas City tonight and I've got a normal week. You're
Speaker 1: headed to Indy for Thursday night. I'm headed to Indy
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to stay in the Midwest. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about coming home, but it's just too hard
Speaker 1: to get back. And then we have Green Bay at
Speaker 1: Kansas City. Ryan, our producer who also works with Colin,
Speaker 1: did right speaking of Green Bay. He said, Colin said,
Speaker 1: it's time for Green Bay front office to put their
Speaker 1: pride aside and make everything right with Rogers and get
Speaker 1: rid of love if you have to. That's kind of
Speaker 1: like what my dad was saying. And I feel like
Speaker 1: with that interview, um, it was kind of putting it
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, so Green Bay, Kansas City. What are
Speaker 1: you talking to Patrick Mahomes about. I mean, it's kind
Speaker 1: of an interesting there's a lot of layers right now.
Speaker 1: We'll see. I mean tonight Joel and our producer and
Speaker 1: I were talking about it. Um, you know, don't really
Speaker 1: want to shape any questions quite yet, That's right. Thing
Speaker 1: tonight tonight is that weird You're doing an interview with
Speaker 1: him the day after he plays. That's kind of so interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what that I might not
Speaker 1: be doing any interview with him if he loses. They
Speaker 1: could very well be like, yeah, we ain't doing an interview,
Speaker 1: you know what you can think about it? They I mean,
Speaker 1: they could very well not be in the playoffs right now. Anyways,
Speaker 1: little alone, like if they lose tonight to the Giants,
Speaker 1: which again the wager or the gambler and me is
Speaker 1: my money is on the Chiefs. But anyways, what's the
Speaker 1: line or whatever you people call it? What's the spread? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I think it's a touchdown, but I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it today, which means they have
Speaker 1: to win by a touchdown for you to make money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the spread, basically, it's telling you that one team
Speaker 1: is better than the other. So it's saying Kansas City
Speaker 1: is the better team. So we're gonna give in this case,
Speaker 1: the Giants, we're gonna give them. Let's say the spread
Speaker 1: is seven. We're gonna give them seven points. You guys
Speaker 1: are starting off the game with seven points because you're
Speaker 1: not as good of a team, So in order to
Speaker 1: make money, they have to score more than that the
Speaker 1: team that's better. It's fine, So that'll be that'll be good. Um,
Speaker 1: hopefully they do win for the sake of the interview.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I think that that it's it's
Speaker 1: about this that he's this is the first time he's
Speaker 1: faced adversity in his young tenure of his career, and
Speaker 1: you know, heavy as the head that wears the crown
Speaker 1: kind of a thing. It's like Leimmy Wax poetically here
Speaker 1: about this. It's not who you are though when you're winning, right,
Speaker 1: it's easy to be like, oh, I'm the king and
Speaker 1: I'm all this kind of stuff when you're winning, But
Speaker 1: who are you when you're losing? So it not. You
Speaker 1: have chicken noodles to clean up, you have night coil
Speaker 1: to take. You've got a lot real musin X girl,
Speaker 1: I wish it was an ad. I would sell my
Speaker 1: soul for musa X. Have you ever used to talk
Speaker 1: about really on a track? Don't? I don't get that
Speaker 1: good for you? Yeah, you get the other stuff. You
Speaker 1: get that. I get it in the face. Music next
Speaker 1: like gets it out. It's like so like the commercial.
Speaker 1: It just gets it all out and you cough it
Speaker 1: all up. It's unbelievable again, not pretty and what you
Speaker 1: want to be doing with your significant other. There the
Speaker 1: noises I make like when I'm sick, the crap that
Speaker 1: comes out of my note, it's just it's disgusting. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going. Um, we're gonna wrap it up
Speaker 1: because We don't want to annoy you guys. D M s.
Speaker 1: Anything you guys want us to talk about, we do
Speaker 1: look at them. And by the way, there was a
Speaker 1: cute little one. I wrote this down. Tom Kellisburger adorable.
Speaker 1: He says that we need to have merch that has
Speaker 1: hats and I agree with him because I live in hats.
Speaker 1: So Tom will look into that for you. And thank
Speaker 1: you guys for writing in on the I G podcast.
Speaker 1: I'll give you an update on the noodles. Don Tom quiet,
Speaker 1: I'm there. I don't know the noodles are going. He's like,
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