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Speaker 1: a red eye tonight. I'm sorry, Oh my god, why

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Speaker 1: Can you come here real quick? So this is what happened.

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Speaker 1: I dared she you can't hear her, but I was

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Speaker 1: heating this up. This is not an ad, but I

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Speaker 1: do really like their chicken soup, and I think I'm

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Speaker 1: Um no, I don't think you guys have a good show?

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Speaker 1: Love you, thank you. I like that he and you

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Speaker 1: The noodles fell inside. He's gonna I'm married a clean freak.

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Speaker 1: That's got you know, that's a bad design. It is

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Speaker 1: whose design? That's a bad Matt Morris, get it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got to unscrew this whole thing. You

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Speaker 1: guys need to follow. My phone's dirty. Well that's a

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Speaker 1: and it got caught. I mean, but what are we

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Speaker 1: supposed to like whatever? Hi, welcome to the Calm Down Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Um we're talking about there's by the way, that visual

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Speaker 1: have been a first time offct. No, those are all

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Speaker 1: but um, hi, hi, I am that death week nine. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's a few things here. Let's start from the beginning. Um.

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Speaker 1: I overuse that statement, but it's applicable here. Hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: not happy you and I didn't talk a lot this week.

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Speaker 1: I knew very busy. It was fine, not cod But

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? Is it? Is it taking a toll?

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Speaker 1: We're in weekend? Is nine? Well, now it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: week nine. Okay, we just finished week but okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're week nine. I'm moving on. We're done. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving on. Sorry about Monday night football. I'm moving on.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I just I'm run down. I told

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Speaker 1: with that. What's going on? Do you use the nuttie pot?

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Speaker 1: How's it going? There's noodles? Look at that Calm Down podcast.

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Speaker 1: I G great marketing. Um, anyway, a nettie pot. You've

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Speaker 1: of flam. I always have flam. I'm a post nasal

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Speaker 1: a signings infection. I inherited that from my dad. Thanks Dad,

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Speaker 1: quick note to say, hope you're feeling better. And I

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Speaker 1: There's just nothing sexy about it. So then you gotta

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Speaker 1: Nettie pot. Maura said, Maura, what about it? Classic Moura. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: you wear your hair in a bun. Okay, what about

421
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Speaker 1: my lip coloring? Would you like me to do with that?

422
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Speaker 1: What about a contour? I can't. I can't do you

423
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Speaker 1: have a preference on my outfit? I cannot, that's just so.

424
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Speaker 1: But I have to tell you I had a moment

425
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Speaker 1: on the plane. It ripped me up. There was this

426
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Speaker 1: woman that was sitting next to me. She was older,

427
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Speaker 1: very sweet. I kept seeing her write in a journal

428
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Speaker 1: and she was writing the things that she was doing.

429
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Speaker 1: Then she um because I read it and I was like,

430
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Speaker 1: what are you writing? So cute she was writing, and

431
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Speaker 1: then she started talking to me about her life and

432
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Speaker 1: she had lost her husband and all that, and I

433
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Speaker 1: was listening and I was getting emotional and I was like,

434
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Speaker 1: oh my god, if this is my parents, I would die.

435
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Speaker 1: But she um. It was just really sad because at

436
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Speaker 1: the end she went to get up, and I wanted

437
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Speaker 1: to make sure, oh she had she had a phone,

438
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Speaker 1: and she said, would you mind putting this on airplane

439
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Speaker 1: mode for me? My son said, when I get on,

440
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Speaker 1: I have to do it, and I don't know how

441
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Speaker 1: to do it. Well, I don't have a Samsung, so

442
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm paying nicking. I'm like, oh my god, I was

443
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Speaker 1: like playing pressing everybody up so I don't want to

444
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Speaker 1: see that picture. No, I'm kidding. So I found it

445
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Speaker 1: put it down for her, and then I just got

446
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 1: really sad. After all these people were kind of crazy

447
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: and nutty on the plane. It was time to leave,

448
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 1: and I just looked at her and I said, would

449
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Speaker 1: you like me to help you get your bags? And

450
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Speaker 1: she said she looked at me in panic, and she said,

451
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Speaker 1: I don't know where my bags are. And I said, okay,

452
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: it's okay. Did you do do we think you checked them?

453
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: Are they up top? And she goes, I don't remember,

454
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 1: and I said that's fine, that's okay. And I just

455
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 1: got frustrated because I felt like the people around her,

456
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: everybody kind of the flight attendant shirt screaming like well, ma'am,

457
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 1: where do you? And I was just finally I grabbed

458
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: somebody and I said, I need you to just relax.

459
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: She doesn't know, like we have to here, I am.

460
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Speaker 1: I got on all fours like they were like, where's

461
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Speaker 1: your boarding ticket? Where your your luggage? Tick sticker will

462
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 1: be on your boarding ticket? Where is it? I'm like Jesus,

463
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 1: on all fours looking under the thing. We finally realized

464
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: she checked him. She just didn't remember. So I got

465
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Speaker 1: her in her little wheelchair. I sat her down and

466
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Speaker 1: she goes, my phone, and I said, okay, hold on,

467
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: people are trying to on board. I'm trying to figure

468
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: out how to get it off the airplane mode so

469
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: her family can call her. People are just rushing over me,

470
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, good, everybody fucking stop. So I

471
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 1: gave her a little phone and I put it in

472
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Speaker 1: her hand. I said, your phone is in your hand. Okay,

473
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: do you want me to call anyone? You're going to

474
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Speaker 1: go down to baggage came after I walked away from her,

475
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: had a full ball and like breakdown. I was like,

476
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Speaker 1: that was my mom and dad, can you imagine? And

477
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: she looked at me and she goes getting old really hard,

478
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna go

479
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Speaker 1: to my hotel room and have seven glasses of wine.

480
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Speaker 1: I feel so bad. That's really sweet, though, That's it's

481
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: such a that encapsulates who you are, by the way,

482
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 1: and that is really sad, and that's sweeter. She was like,

483
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: getting old, by the way, that's me, Like, that's just

484
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: me at thirty nine. I can't remember where my plane

485
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: ticket is, where my bags are whatever. But that is

486
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: very kind of you, and that's just that's just a

487
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: reminder to like it doesn't take a lot to stop

488
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: and help somebody in. Yes, I understand we're like busy

489
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: and rushing around or whatever, but just like be aware

490
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: and like that's nice of you. Um So, wait, what

491
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: else was I going to talk to you about? Though? Oh?

492
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: I had to go to a follow up appointment for

493
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: like no, no, what one of the same for the

494
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: old appendix? Yeah, what's the update. I hadn't seen my doctor,

495
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: the one that performed the surgery on me, because the

496
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 1: next day she got food poisoning, so I and when

497
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Speaker 1: I was in the hospital for the three days after,

498
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: I never got to thank her for like saving my life.

499
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: And it's like dramatic way right she told me. She

500
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: was like telling me, she was like the blood supply

501
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: was cut off to your intestines and we almost had

502
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Speaker 1: to cut them out. And they had been like that

503
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: for a while and there's that's just going on and

504
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: on and on, and she's so sweet and she's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, your skin is amazing, because you know how

506
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm like obsessed with looking at people's skin. And she

507
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: looked like she was twelve years old, and I'm like,

508
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Speaker 1: how are you this like incredible surgeon? And she's nine, yeah, exactly.

509
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Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm thirty nine, and I'm like, I'm

510
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Speaker 1: thirty nine. I looked twice your age, so I need

511
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Speaker 1: to drink more her. But she's going on, she's like,

512
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Speaker 1: I'm single and I can't meet anyone, and I just

513
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: spend my nights working on my philanthropic endeavor, my my

514
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: nonprofit organization. I'm like, by day, you're saving lives. At night,

515
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: you're saving lives. Like we got into this whole thing,

516
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: and I left the doctor's office being like, why am

517
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: I bitching about something small when she's sitting there like

518
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: literally saving lives day and night. And I just left

519
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: there and I was like, it was a good perspective

520
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: on every single she was single. So my mission is

521
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: now to find my doctor a man, because she is

522
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: a catch. Did she say how this happened to your intestines?

523
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Speaker 1: She just said it was like a weird piece of

524
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Speaker 1: scar tissue that built up over the years, and then

525
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: the intestine just like wrapped around the appendix and it

526
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: was like a total freak situation. But I thought of

527
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: something as I was going to my appointment. I walked

528
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: up to the elevator and I had already pushed the

529
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 1: button and then someone comes up after me and they

530
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: start pushing the button like seven hundred times, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you saw that that light was on. I didn't say

532
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: this to them, but I'm thinking, you saw the light

533
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: was on. Do you think that that makes the elevator

534
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: come faster when you're pressing its seven hundred times? No,

535
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: it does it. And I just thought to myself, like,

536
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: those are one of those pet peeves that I have, Like, relax,

537
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: the lights on the elevator is going to come. You're

538
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: not helping the situation. And then I'm send a button

539
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 1: with your fingers. I'm not everything is an elbow right now. No,

540
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: I do a knuckle. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm a knuckle,

541
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: but then don't scratch your No, I want the finger.

542
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: At the dog park today, I had to do this

543
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: with the thing you know you got. There's no no

544
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: direct contact with any of that stuff. Um, as we

545
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: went down, Wait, what did you So? You're headed to

546
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 1: Kansas City tonight and I've got a normal week. You're

547
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: headed to Indy for Thursday night. I'm headed to Indy

548
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to stay in the Midwest. I

549
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: was thinking about coming home, but it's just too hard

550
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: to get back. And then we have Green Bay at

551
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: Kansas City. Ryan, our producer who also works with Colin,

552
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: did right speaking of Green Bay. He said, Colin said,

553
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: it's time for Green Bay front office to put their

554
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: pride aside and make everything right with Rogers and get

555
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: rid of love if you have to. That's kind of

556
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: like what my dad was saying. And I feel like

557
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: with that interview, um, it was kind of putting it

558
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, so Green Bay, Kansas City. What are

559
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: you talking to Patrick Mahomes about. I mean, it's kind

560
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: of an interesting there's a lot of layers right now.

561
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: We'll see. I mean tonight Joel and our producer and

562
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: I were talking about it. Um, you know, don't really

563
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: want to shape any questions quite yet, That's right. Thing

564
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: tonight tonight is that weird You're doing an interview with

565
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: him the day after he plays. That's kind of so interesting.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what that I might not

567
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: be doing any interview with him if he loses. They

568
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: could very well be like, yeah, we ain't doing an interview,

569
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 1: you know what you can think about it? They I mean,

570
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: they could very well not be in the playoffs right now. Anyways,

571
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: little alone, like if they lose tonight to the Giants,

572
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: which again the wager or the gambler and me is

573
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: my money is on the Chiefs. But anyways, what's the

574
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: line or whatever you people call it? What's the spread? Yeah, sure,

575
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: I think it's a touchdown, but I actually don't know.

576
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it today, which means they have

577
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: to win by a touchdown for you to make money. Yeah,

578
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: So the spread, basically, it's telling you that one team

579
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: is better than the other. So it's saying Kansas City

580
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: is the better team. So we're gonna give in this case,

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Speaker 1: the Giants, we're gonna give them. Let's say the spread

582
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: is seven. We're gonna give them seven points. You guys

583
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: are starting off the game with seven points because you're

584
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: not as good of a team, So in order to

585
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: make money, they have to score more than that the

586
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: team that's better. It's fine, So that'll be that'll be good. Um,

587
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: hopefully they do win for the sake of the interview.

588
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I think that that it's it's

589
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: about this that he's this is the first time he's

590
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: faced adversity in his young tenure of his career, and

591
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, heavy as the head that wears the crown

592
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,479
Speaker 1: kind of a thing. It's like Leimmy Wax poetically here

593
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: about this. It's not who you are though when you're winning, right,

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00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: it's easy to be like, oh, I'm the king and

595
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm all this kind of stuff when you're winning, But

596
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: who are you when you're losing? So it not. You

597
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: have chicken noodles to clean up, you have night coil

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Speaker 1: to take. You've got a lot real musin X girl,

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Speaker 1: I wish it was an ad. I would sell my

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Speaker 1: soul for musa X. Have you ever used to talk

601
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Speaker 1: about really on a track? Don't? I don't get that

602
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: good for you? Yeah, you get the other stuff. You

603
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: get that. I get it in the face. Music next

604
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: like gets it out. It's like so like the commercial.

605
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: It just gets it all out and you cough it

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00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: all up. It's unbelievable again, not pretty and what you

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00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: want to be doing with your significant other. There the

608
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: noises I make like when I'm sick, the crap that

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00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: comes out of my note, it's just it's disgusting. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going. Um, we're gonna wrap it up

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Speaker 1: because We don't want to annoy you guys. D M s.

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Speaker 1: Anything you guys want us to talk about, we do

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Speaker 1: look at them. And by the way, there was a

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Speaker 1: cute little one. I wrote this down. Tom Kellisburger adorable.

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Speaker 1: He says that we need to have merch that has

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Speaker 1: hats and I agree with him because I live in hats.

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Speaker 1: So Tom will look into that for you. And thank

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Speaker 1: you guys for writing in on the I G podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you an update on the noodles. Don Tom quiet,

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Speaker 1: I'm there. I don't know the noodles are going. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't even see him noodles in there. Calm Down

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