1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker text into seventy eight five nine two says, 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 2: sometimes when I'm being intimate with my husband, I'll imagine 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 2: that he's Captain crunch. 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 3: Oh, out of all the captains, that's the one you're 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 3: going with, Uberry. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: I guess it's better than like a three way with 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 2: snap crackling Pop. But it really seems like something you 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 2: should be talking to your therapist about. But if you 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 2: can't afford therapist, or if you think therapists are evil 11 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 2: or something, you can always unload your weird confessions onto us. 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 3: Okay, we are kind of weird therapists. 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, with this segment called the mass Speaker, and one 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 2: of our listeners is ready to unload onto us. He's 15 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 2: chosen the fake name Kenny. So, Kenny, welcome to Discount 16 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 2: Therapy with Brooke and Jeffrey. 17 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: In the morning. Hey to be here, Yeah that you are, 18 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: love it, Kenny. 19 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 3: Your voice is all weird. It's like, this is probably 20 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 3: what Discount Therapy sounds like. All the door is definitely 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 3: in a back alley somewhere, Kenny. 22 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 2: Our voice changer is on. You're now the mass Speaker. 23 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, go ahead, give us your confession. 24 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: Okay, So work in the amusement park? 25 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 3: Oh cool? I mean is it fun? Do you like it? 26 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 1: I thought it would be fun. It's not as fun 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: working there as it is going there. You know. 28 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is an accredited amusement park. 29 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 3: Like what does that mean? 30 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 2: Are you like a CARNI like not one run out 31 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: of like your home or something. 32 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we don't move. 33 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 3: Okay, what home amusement parks? 34 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 2: I'm there's some weird stuff out there. I can send 35 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 2: you a link if you want it. 36 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 3: I don't want it. If they have a bounty house, 37 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 3: I consider it an amusing okay, okay, all right, So 38 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 3: I mean does it matter what you do at the 39 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 3: amusement parker? 40 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? When I started, I was like basically a janitor, okay, 41 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: but now ironically I'm a floater. 42 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,919 Speaker 3: He laughs. You got the right humor for this show, sir. 43 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: Well, it just means you bounced around. So you get 44 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: to do like a little bit of everything at the park, 45 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: Like you can do concessions. 46 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 3: Okay. 47 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: That's got to be nice not having to be like 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 2: stuck at one ride the entire day. 49 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it still sucks. But it sucks less. 50 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks less is a good way to describe work. 51 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: Yeah. But because I've been there about like six years now, 52 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: I sort of got like some of the inner workings 53 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: of the parks down. Yeah. So I've afforded myself a 54 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,399 Speaker 1: few luxuries here and there. 55 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 3: What do you mean, Yeah, you get a free funnel 56 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 3: cake every once in a while. 57 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: You know. Even better, like, there's a part of the 58 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: park that sells beer, and I've figured out a way 59 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: to get some beer, like one hundred percent off. 60 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 2: Whoa, you're stealing. 61 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 3: Beer before you're operating the rides. 62 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: I am obtaining it one hundred percent. 63 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 3: Off to intercept the kegs or something like. 64 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,399 Speaker 1: Well, I've found a way to get a great discount 65 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: on it. 66 00:02:53,760 --> 00:03:00,519 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, case you're getting one hundred percent off beer 67 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 3: at work. 68 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: And then there's a we have like a nurse, you know, 69 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: for like kids to get nauseous, or like people to 70 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: trick their knee because they're drunk or something or they 71 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: just fell. But okay, yeah, well when it's empty, I've 72 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: befriended this nurse and she'll just let me nap in 73 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: the nurse That is so cool. 74 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 2: And I'm sure, you give her some of that hundred 75 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 2: percent off beer compensation. 76 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: Give her more than that, baby, that's what you're saying. No, 77 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: that was a lie. I will that. 78 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 3: So you're getting drunks out at work, it's kind of cool. 79 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 3: I mean, I don't see the big deal. 80 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: Here, you don't. 81 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, figures. Okay, And there's there more to this confession 82 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 3: because that feels like a lot to me. 83 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's one big one that I've been getting 84 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: away with for a while, okay, and that's like, well 85 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: the pork stingy. Like you think that they would let 86 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: us get like friends and family discount or whatever, but 87 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: all we get is like one off coop on the month. 88 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 2: Seriously, I thought there was like a list that you 89 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 2: get where you could have people go in for free 90 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 2: from there's so. 91 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 3: Many people that work at those places. I mean it 92 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 3: would be hundreds of free path down and it kind 93 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 3: of makes sense. 94 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, how would this company ever part with 95 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: a couple hundred dollars? 96 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 3: I get it? 97 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: Okay, So what do you do? So when I have 98 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: friends that want to come to park the next day, 99 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: I'll leave worked with this black duffel bag that I 100 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: usually like bring my water bottle and stuff in. But 101 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: unbeknownst to people, I have located a handful of old 102 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: mascot costumes that are no longer used anymore, likeay okay, 103 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: and so I'll take those and then I'll give them 104 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: to my buddies. And then the next morning they'll show 105 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: up early, like right at the park before it's you know, 106 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: in mascot costumes, and security just waves them. 107 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 2: In so brilliant. Security doesn't even check their credentials. 108 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: They're just like, oh yeah, a big bear in a 109 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: big rabbit. Just let. 110 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 3: My god, that's actually cool, dude. I can't get over 111 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 3: like adult men dressing up in costume to seek into 112 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 3: an amusement park. 113 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 2: But I so way do they take off, Like if 114 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 2: they want to go on a ride, do you go 115 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 2: to the bathroom and then take off the mascot outfit 116 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 2: or do they just leave. 117 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: Them on and like run rampant. So they usually just 118 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, they have their like actual clothes on, 119 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 1: they take them off, they wait maybe twenty thirty minutes 120 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: until the park actually opened, and then they put them 121 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 1: in this trash can that nobody ever uses. And then 122 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: I just go and pick it up out of that 123 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: trush can wow, that. 124 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 2: Really dumpster outfits. 125 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 3: That is a lot of trust in your friends, because 126 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 3: at one point you're gonna have one buddy who just 127 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 3: loves the notoriety of being the mascot. I love kids, 128 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 3: I'd be taking pictures exactly, Get up, I guess. 129 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: Yeah. 130 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 2: So you've never gotten caught doing this, sneaking your friends. 131 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 1: In No, I've probably done it thirty forty times. So 132 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: now they're like, hey, when. 133 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 2: Did we re sign the old maskot? Just tell me 134 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 2: you don't take those costumes home and use them for 135 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 2: anything else. 136 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 3: You wouldn't want that. Jeffrey, Hey, if the. 137 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,360 Speaker 1: Is right, give him a few beers. 138 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm gonna keep your phone number here then, 139 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 2: but remember text into seven eight, five nine two. 140 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: If you have a confession you've been holding on to. 141 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 2: We can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 142 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,599 Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker. Phone tabs coming up 143 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 3: Next, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.