WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "What's Still Wrong" Mail Bag 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:01.640 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.560 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:09.400 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.680 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:15.680 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.799 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.680 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:28.720 with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:34.880 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:40.559 Maller and Danny g Radio on Sunday, Sunday, as we 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.479 are back at it on this what is it now? 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:47.560 The fourth day of May? All right, we're already were there. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:51.640 Hello day, Hello, May the fourth be with you? Benjamin. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.040 Oh, that's right, that's right. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:59.160 I have noticed that Star Wars a number of promotions. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.040 They must have a deal with Major League Baseball. The 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.920 Angels had one, the Giants have one. Like a bunch 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:08.200 of different teams all partnered up randomly with Star Wars 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:12.160 related giveaways. There's got to be some kind of corporate 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:16.360 deal between Major League Baseball and Star Wars. I swear 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.440 every time I watch one of these random games, there's 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.240 a Star Wars promotion. Before we get to the mailbag. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:23.800 You're a music guy, so I thought this would be 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:27.280 perfect for you. I got sent this press release. It's 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:28.319 like a pr release. 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.440 Who sent me this? Let me check down. This is 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.880 from Sports Millions. I have no idea what that is. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:37.920 It said, please attribute to Sports Millions. So I've attributed 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:41.560 to Sports Millions. And so these are the top five 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.520 anthems that are played after a win. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:46.840 After a win. 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:51.600 So the science behind it, they say, there's a science 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.080 behind it, not just a feel good story. There's actually 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.800 a science behind it. There's new research out from again 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:02.120 this place called Sports Millions that certain songs appear up 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:07.560 to three times more often during stadium victories than losses. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:14.000 And they claim they the tracks don't just excite the crowd, 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:19.160 they psychologically prime both players and fans. Yes, that's this 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:22.800 sounds like some bull crap. Sounds like some bull crap 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.040 to me. But you want to give it a shout? 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.120 Or should I just go through the songs here, Danny? 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.280 I mean there's a million songs. 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.440 Yeah, so I'm sure I could name a couple right 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:35.880 off the bat here. So I'm thinking Queen made the list. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:40.280 Yes, yes, Queen is number two on the little list. 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.160 We we are the champions. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:45.440 Yeah, of course. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.040 By that song is that from the seventies of the eighties, 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.000 that song, that's a that's an old tune. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.119 Right man. That's got to be late seventies, I want 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:54.520 to say, late seventies. 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.480 Al right, So that's been around a long time. That 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:01.320 was number two. Just if Terry's listening, Terry, this is 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.000 not a list. This is a big board. And it's 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:06.600 not even my big it's some PR people sent me this, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.720 so it's not my big board. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:09.040 All right. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.720 So we've got you've gotten and that's very good, Danny one. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.680 I would not have gotten one. Probably you've gotten one 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:14.119 right there. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.120 All right, let me try to get a second one. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.800 I'm gonna I'm gonna say cool in the gang made 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:24.720 the list. Would celebrate good time, clebrate good times, come home. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.560 A I like that song. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:31.560 B Unfortunately not on the topo, the top five. Not 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.280 on the top five. All right, so let me give you. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.400 I'll start with number you already got number two. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:36.480 But number five. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.560 I have the tiger. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:42.360 I have the tiger is that is number four? 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.760 Okay, number four, so it is on here. I have 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:48.280 a Tiger survivor and that is that is the number four. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.360 So you got number two, number four. Number five is 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:51.680 from Journey. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:56.320 From Journey. Number five is stop Believing. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.040 Yeah, you remember the Dodgers even used to do that 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:03.080 for every even thinning stretch and a few years back 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.000 they stopped doing that. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.720 Well, they stopped doing it because people complained about the lyrics. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:08.720 Is that why? 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:13.120 That's what I had heard of. Somebody told me that 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.000 people got offended. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.239 By the give Me a Break. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.400 Well, I think there was one. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.160 I think once people people like singing along and then 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.919 there were people complaining, like, you know, I'm bringing my 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.400 kids to the game. I don't know that we should 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:33.279 be singing singing that song. I don't know about that. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:37.680 And you know, all it takes is one person to complain. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.760 Isn't it about like picking up hookers or something like that? 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.240 A bunch of hookers and cocaine? 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:44.120 I think? 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.480 So anyway, who cares? So number five is don't Stop Believing? 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:51.520 By Journey. Number four I of the Tiger. You got 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:52.000 that one. 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.800 Number three. When I think of this song, I think 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.160 of the Boston Red Sox. That's the song I think 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:01.760 of at Finway Park. That would be week Carolina re 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.680 Old diamond. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.520 But that's not really an anthem for after a win. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.600 That's like an anthem that people sing along with when 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:10.680 they're drunk at a bar. 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:16.360 Yeah, I said, it's from from Finway to Wembley in 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:17.400 across in the UK. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.960 There they play Sweet Caroline. So that was number three. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:24.560 You got number two, we are the champions and number one. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:32.320 Number one answer, number one one the White Stripes, Seven 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:33.640 Nation Army. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:35.679 Yeah, number one. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.880 Hear that a lot at sporting events. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.120 Yeah, they say that this became the the go go 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.279 to thing in six at the World Cup and that 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.840 ever since then. You know, it's almost twenty years later. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:52.520 It is synonymous the seven Nation Army. You know what 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.120 I like the one the Mets closer a couple of 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:59.400 years ago Timmy trumpet song. I don't even know it's called. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.839 I forget the name of it, not that that's played. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.000 I just randomly popped into my head, you know what 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.680 I'm talking about. When the closer for the Mets comes in, 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:07.880 they'll play the oh. 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:12.800 Of course, yeah, d d yeah, yeah. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.160 What is the name of that? Now it's gonna cald 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.800 I'm gonna check. Hold on, I'm checking. I know I 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.360 know the name I'm gonna find it here. Uh Paige, 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.960 damn page. Now let me see if we can find it. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.520 Here's gonna piss me off. I can't keep doing the 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:25.920 I know the name of it. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:29.640 That's when Edwin Diaz takes the mound. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.240 it's I want to say, Narco. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:37.480 Yes, Okay, Narco yes, Narco Okay. Now we can move 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:38.359 on with the podcast. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:39.600 To move on. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.440 What did the Nuggets play in the arena after they 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.839 beat the Clippers in Game seven? 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.440 I don't know. I turned the game off, so who cares. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:53.080 That doesn't matter. What is still wrong with the Clippers? 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.359 All right? So anyway, there you go. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.560 That's that's it again, not unless that's a big board. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.920 And they went into all this psychology and all this 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.960 nonsense about this, that and the other thing, and it 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:06.960 says a little much. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:09.520 Of course. The one song you and I want to 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.920 hear after a baseball game in LA is I Love 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.320 La from Randy Newman. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:20.560 Yeah, the classic Absolutely look at that bum over there. Anyway, 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.360 all right, Morio, we have the mail bag, the actual mailbag, 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.560 actual letters by actual listeners. If you'd like to be 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.080 part of this, Ohio, we'll get us started here in 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:32.040 a second. 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Let's get to 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:08.720 OHIOO it's. 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:25.000 Fail. Thank you very much the great Ohio who hopefully 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.280 I will meet at some point here if we get 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:31.120 to the Buckeye state. First email up is from Vinnie 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.920 the book Breaker from Atlantic City. You want to bet, 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:37.640 I'll bet your dollar. Vinnie has it doesn't actually win 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:43.000 money betting on sports. You want to bet that anyway, Vinnie. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:43.400 Says, bet. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:47.079 I want to get your thoughts on the biggest betting 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:52.200 story of twenty twenty five, and he says it's picking 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.560 who the next pope is. Going to be he said, 0:08:55.640 --> 0:09:01.520 you can. You can bet on this on the crypto platforms. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.760 You can bet on whether or not you can. You know, 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.160 you can figure out the I guess there's favorites. Obviously, 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:12.480 there's lines posted on this. The current front runner, according 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:19.520 to Vinnie as of this email, is a Cardinal Pietro Proloone. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.600 I believe I'm probably butchering his name. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:25.640 The Secretary of State of the Vatican, with a twenty 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:30.040 three percent chance of winning. According to poly Market, which 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.280 is where you can bet on this, the second place 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:39.920 is the cardinal from the Philippines, dubbed the Asian Francis. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.079 Oh, that guy's got a nickname. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:42.760 I'm gonna go with the guy with a nickname, Danny, 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.119 the Asian Francis. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:46.199 That's a good nickname. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.040 Why does this sound like you're picking horses again like 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.480 you did on your overnight show The. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:51.679 H No, it does sound like that. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:58.440 Nineteen nineteen percent. Another favorite among the betters is a 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.360 Cardinal Peter Turks of Ghana. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:06.240 So this I went to the clinic for that one time. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, So, Vinny, I don't know what you 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.439 want me to listen. I have no idea who any 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:18.680 of these people are no clue. I mean, I hope 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.360 somebody you know, I'm sure somebody really old. 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.360 My entire life, the pope's always been really, you can't 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.160 have a young pope, right, Danny, You've got to have 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.040 an old pope. You can't be a young spry. It's 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.560 kind of like you can't have a young president. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:31.360 I don't. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:35.959 I think we've had one president born after nineteen forty five. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:40.400 I believe in the history, you know, it's been a minute, 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.439 and it's always like older people or president. My life, 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.600 I don't I can't recall a young pope, can you not? 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:48.600 That I can track these things, but they're always like 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.160 old men that are the pope? 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.000 Do you really quick? Do you believe in a pope? 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:57.240 Mobile scrambler Rich Davis tells this story that he and 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:01.079 his wife on their honeymoon. They were overseas and they 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.320 randomly happened to be in the same town that the 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:08.040 popemobile was driving through. So Rich thought, oh, what an 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:12.280 awesome selfie moment this is, and he ran over and 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.199 as the popemobile was going behind him, he took all 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:18.480 these selfies with his cell phone, and he's like, I 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.920 can't wait to post. This opens up his phone. None 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.160 of the pictures were there. They were all scrambled. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.080 What what? 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.800 Yeah? And so he he swears, he swears that they 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:33.840 have a scrambler so that people can't take pictures of 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:34.520 it up close. 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.400 Why would they wouldn't they want people to take pictures 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.320 of the pope to spread the gospel that outbreak the 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:44.000 pope is I want to round the Pope. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:43.960 And. 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:50.280 Covino jokes and told him it's user error, that he 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.800 just was a nickum poop and didn't use his phone 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:53.360 the right way. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:55.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:55.800 You do. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.679 You have a favorite day any you want to pick 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.400 your favorite for the pope? 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:01.040 You want to help Vinnie out. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:05.640 My favorite pope Leonard, Pope of the Arizona Cardinals. You're 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.040 a big fan of Leonard Pope? 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.360 Yeah, I gotcha, all right, anyway, there it is, thank 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:11.360 you for. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:14.080 That, Vinnie. Good luck. We were no help to you. 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.160 But it doesn't matter. You'll get to pick wrong probably anyway, 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:18.079 and then there'll. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.840 Be a puff of white smoke from the chimney of 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:24.400 the Sistine Chapel and the crowd will go wild and 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.320 all that. Do you think they like order pizza like 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.120 Uber eats at the conclave. You think they've got or 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.000 do they just not eat? I don't have no idea, 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:39.079 all right, Clay rights in not Clay. Travis Clay from Austin, Texas, 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.920 says little Ben Danny. I hope you're doing well. Happy birthday, Ben. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:48.360 He says, it looks like your UFO theory has been proven. Correct, Ben, 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.840 do you work for the CIA? Clay says. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:54.800 No, I do not work. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:56.320 As far as I know, I do not work for 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:01.040 the CIA. Clay sent a story that says is secret. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:05.840 Did you see this any secret? CIA documents have claimed 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:12.520 that aliens are operating hidden bases on Earth, including deep 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:16.800 under the sea and inside remote mountain ranges. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.920 Yeah, this is one of your theories. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:24.000 Yes, this has been a long standing malor theory that 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:30.760 deep under the oceans there are a there's like portals underneath, 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.640 and alien life forms are living and they might not 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:35.720 even be from other planet. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.440 They might just be part of this planet. We just 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.000 don't know, oh what. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.800 Species they are and they live under the ocean. Let 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:43.880 me give you some more on this. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:45.559 Clay, and thank you. Clay. He says. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:47.960 He sent me a link to a story in one 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:53.080 of the tabloids in London, says a declassified from the 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:57.440 US Freedom and Information Act. They do suggest that they 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:05.560 are from space but already living living amongst us at 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.800 secret locations. Be It says. Among the locations are the 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:17.079 Mount Hayes in Alaska, Mount Perdido in Spain, and various 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:21.000 underwater sites off the coast of Puerto Rico and near 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:24.480 the Bahamas. I think they're out here in the Pacific too, 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:25.120 out where we are. 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.520 I think they're on the Pacific, so here on Fact 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.640 Sports Radio, God Radio College. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:38.200 G exactly, Gollig. I had a weird thought the other day. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.480 Did you see the thanks Clay. By the way, we'll 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:41.040 move on from that. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.920 Did you see the both Clay? That was Clay Travis. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:44.560 That's right. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.040 Did you see that President Trump was on a TV 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:52.120 show this week and he said he supported stephen A. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.720 Smith running for president. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:54.920 Yeah, I saw this. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.120 So how amazing would it be, Danny if we had 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:02.400 if Clay ran for president and Stephen A ends up 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.000 running for president and then like Steven A is the 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.800 Democratic guy and plays the Republican. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.320 Guy and they're both former Fox. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.880 Sports Radio morning guys to become the president of the 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:12.360 United States. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.440 Wouldn't that be awesome? That'd be that'd be great. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.280 I'm telling you right now, I'd be moving to Washington, DC. 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.920 That would Hey, I might even get some cheesy advisor role. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.320 I mean, there's enough of those jobs. How many jobs 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.880 of the to the does the president have where you 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:30.480 just given out money? Basically you can become the ambassador 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.640 of you know whatever, Zimbabwe or something like that, and 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.000 it's a it's a great gig, but that would be wild. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.200 It's not gonna happen, but it's for a minute to 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.080 think about. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:41.000 Why not. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.640 Paul a proud saddleback guy writes in on the mail 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.480 bag and he says, the proof isn't in the pudding, bend. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:51.600 The proof of the pudding is in the eating. So okay, 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:52.800 thank you, Paul. I don't know what you want me 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.440 to do. We've done the proof is in the pudding 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.760 many times over the years on this podcast for the 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.440 phrase of the week. That phrase goes all the way 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.600 back to the sixteen hundreds, and the proof of the 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.120 pudding is in the eating was the original phrase. It 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:13.800 was popularized in like sixteen fifteen. And the pudding, by 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.840 the way, is not like putting. You'd get at the 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:22.320 grocery store. It was like a sausage. So putting back 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:25.080 then in the sixteen hundreds of men sausage and the 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:32.120 only way you confirm it was good was by eating it. Yeah, 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:36.000 all right, Michael, Michael from Georgia. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.280 That's a big state. I'm assuming Atlanta, but who knows. 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.880 Michael writes and says Ben and Danny, is this a 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.000 horror movie or is this real? 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:47.760 And then he sends a he sent a story Danny. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:54.080 Of super bedbugs on the rampage. It says, the scientists 0:16:54.720 --> 0:17:00.360 believe that they are now immune to pesticides, immune to pestage. Okay, 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.520 what are we supposed to do with that? You're all 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:07.000 going to die from bedbugs? Is that what's going to happen? 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.240 Yeah, this is something you would have to worry about 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:13.520 with the sort of hotels you like to book. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.080 Listen, I check the bed, it's not if anything's hopping 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:19.720 on the bed. I don't sleep on the bed. 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:21.879 And most of the time you can get bed bugs 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.080 at a five star hotel. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:28.280 People get bed bugs everywhere. Oh, come on, see this 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:29.320 is one of those fouls. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.680 Well, I but your odds are a lot higher. Let's 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.320 be honest, your odds are a lot higher when you're 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:36.080 at a one star. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.679 I don't stay at one stars, I stay at two stars. 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:41.280 Go to one stars. 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:43.919 This is one of those things where people think if 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.119 you spend more, you're guaranteed to get a better product, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:50.000 and it's not always the case. It's not necessarily the 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.480 case here. Kevin in Toledo rights in on the fifth 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:57.320 hour mail bag. He says, Ben and Danny enjoying the 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.159 weekend here and Ben, I need an update on the 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.840 Ohio meet and greet so I can make plans. You've 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:06.400 been teasing us. When are you visiting the Buckeye State? 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:12.640 Kevin t B D two B determined. I still don't 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.080 have a date. We were trying to do something in June. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:18.359 It appears that is not going to happen, as we 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.879 are already in May, so that would mean we're going 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:21.720 to push it back to. 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.920 July and we'll go from there. 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.840 So we're looking at probably sometime in July. I do 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.720 not have a confirmed date, and my plan is to 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:34.240 do it. Some other things have popped up here that 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.760 have delayed it, So I'll let you know, Kevin. Obviously 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.240 I'll promote the hell out of it. We will be 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:41.760 in Vancouver at the end of this month doing the 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:43.320 Mallor Meet and Green on. 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:46.760 That Thursday, last Thursday here. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.360 In the month of May, will be in Vancouver having 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.359 a great time. And we talked about that last week 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:57.080 on the podcast. So we'll see what happens. 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:58.240 Reggie in Detroit. 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.440 Right, since it's been and Danny and Aloud hearing Mike 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:03.880 North on the podcast. 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:04.440 Oh, there's no question. 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.760 Yeah, North was fun. I love Mike Northeast. Oh, I 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:13.920 love producing that. The whole thing was anytime he speaks, 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:17.359 you stop what you're doing and listen because his voice 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:20.360 is so distinct and you have He's almost like comfort 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:23.880 food because you have good memories of listening to him, 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.560 you know, blab blab away on the radio. 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.680 Hey told Stool, Uh he sees fun. 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:33.919 Man, He's just just oozes Chicago. Just you think, just 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.240 you feel like you're eating deep dish pizza in Chicago, 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.760 watching a Cup game or a Bears game when you 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:43.000 hear him. And I flashed back about it, that famous 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.000 Saturday Night Live skit Danny member with the Bears. The 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:49.840 Bears like, to me, that's Mike North, Right, That's just 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:52.919 the whole the whole rigamoor. 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.200 Is what that is, so uh, it was fun. 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:58.720 Anyway, Reggie says, do you see yourself someday ending up 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:01.480 in a Hall of Fame like or winning a Lifetime 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:04.800 Achievement award? You have my vote. That's from Reggie in Detroit. 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:07.919 Very kind, Reggie, thank you. The answer to both is 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:12.120 those is no, because I'm not I don't really smooth 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.840 with I'm not an ass kisser with the executives like 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:16.960 normally the people that win it. I'm not saying Mike 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.920 north is, but my experience, the people that win those 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:22.000 Lifetime Achievement awards and the people that get into the 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:25.119 Hall of Fames and stuff normally the daytime people. 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:26.960 Number one, I'm not a night person. 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:29.439 I don't work during the day, so my odds go 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:31.880 down with that, and they normally kiss a lot of ass. 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:35.359 And my whole goal is to do a good show 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:39.160 A and B not have any interaction with management. 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:42.760 So I mean those are my goals. So probably not. 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:45.520 But you know, if it comes down to like the 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:47.680