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Speaker 1: Somebody over slept today and almost missed the show.

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Speaker 2: Irresponsible, Brook, I would never.

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Speaker 3: Be late to let reveal who it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry calling them, went straight to voicemail, texting them

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Speaker 1: no response.

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Speaker 2: My phone died.

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Speaker 4: It was all one of those like pad chargers, and sometimes.

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Speaker 1: We had to reach out to this person's significant other,

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Speaker 1: which is extremely embarrassing. Let me just read you the

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Speaker 1: significant other's response after we text quote, uh oh, next one,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of town. These are all just one offs,

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Speaker 1: by the way, he keeps responding, texting neighbors to see

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Speaker 1: oh my god, yikes, texting her dad and mom, neighbors

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Speaker 1: approaching house, her phone died. Leaving house now and freaked out, Brook,

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Speaker 1: What do you have to say for yourself?

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Speaker 3: Is it going to be lunch for the whole crew

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Speaker 3: today or what?

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Speaker 4: My phone died. It was on the charger, like if

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Speaker 4: pat charger and then just died and one right, And

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Speaker 4: that's the only alarm I have. And so I woke

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Speaker 4: up to my dog barking, and I'm like, why are

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Speaker 4: you barking?

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Speaker 5: Go to bed?

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Speaker 4: And then I saw the light on because my dad's

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Speaker 4: at my house helping me with the kids.

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Speaker 5: In the morning, and my dad.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, Dad, what are you doing? Why are you dressed?

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Speaker 3: He's like, it's late.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit too intricate for me, thinking there's

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Speaker 1: so many other stories. Husbands out of town for the

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Speaker 1: on a work trip, leaving mama in her big house.

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Speaker 3: I have my dad there and my two children that

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Speaker 3: sleep in my bed.

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Speaker 1: There. Meanwhile, Roy, the traveling salesman happens to catch the

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Speaker 1: last greyhound across the bridge just in time for some

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Speaker 1: dangerous forbidden.

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Speaker 3: The bridge open.

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Speaker 1: Take a full gray, What really happened that night?

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Speaker 3: Text into seven, eight, five, nine to two? Just slept

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Speaker 3: in late?

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Speaker 1: Or Mama's feeling more than gray? You are glowing today, brook,

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Speaker 1: which is interesting. But anywayut, let's move on to the

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Speaker 1: shock collar question of the day. We're just gonna send

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Speaker 1: it over to digital Jake to tell us what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do.

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Speaker 3: Jake, how we doing?

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Speaker 5: Who would you say is the messiest person in this room?

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Speaker 5: Because you're all messy in different ways.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 5: There's Brooks purse, Jose's DMS. Yeah, the backseat of Alexis Ubers.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, they smell bad, but it's not all bad.

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Speaker 5: In fact, your legendary sloppiness makes you the perfect group

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Speaker 5: to answer today's.

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Speaker 3: Shock collar question. Hey look at us, really, where.

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Speaker 5: A new asked a thousand people, what's the messiest thing

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Speaker 5: to clean up after the Christmas holiday?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: God? Okay, I have.

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Speaker 5: The top four most common responses, and let's figure them

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Speaker 5: out together in an extra sloppy edition of Unglooed Family Feud.

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Speaker 5: We'll start, as always with the man who can shot

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Speaker 5: gun a full carton of eggnog and under four seconds,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna open the throat, Jeffrey, what are the messiest

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Speaker 5: things to clean up after the Christmas holiday?

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Speaker 1: Hmm? Okay, after the holidays are over is something that

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Speaker 1: gets pretty messy for me, and it's mostly because Jose's

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Speaker 1: bought me so many ugly Christmas sweaters and my closet

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Speaker 1: trying to decide like which thing I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Wear, yeah, and ultimately it.

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Speaker 1: Just all ends up on the floor or on the

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Speaker 1: couch or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with. What is a messy closet? For

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Speaker 3: four hundred, Jack, your messy closet is not.

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Speaker 2: That's a good answer, though, because you have Christmas season

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Speaker 2: all the time, right, I guess.

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Speaker 3: Go over to one star writer alexis okay, Hey, it's

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Speaker 3: like two. I don't know if it's messy. But the

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Speaker 3: other day I was helping my mom put up her tree. Anyways,

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Speaker 3: it tipped over, so we had to take off all

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Speaker 3: the ornaments and redo it. And as I was.

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Speaker 4: Taking the ornaments off, I was like, I will not

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Speaker 4: be back after Christmas to help clean this up again,

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Speaker 4: because it was so much work taking down the tree.

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Speaker 5: Total page.

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Speaker 4: Guys, just to go to the whole tree too, and

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Speaker 4: oh my god, it's dry and all the needles are

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Speaker 4: falling off as you're pulling.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're right, yeah, I'm not helping with that. So

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Speaker 3: taking down your tree, Jake, your tree is number two. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Lexus is safe. Let's go over to Jose.

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Speaker 2: The first thing that actually came to mind was melted

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Speaker 2: candle wax at your co host spilled all over your.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think.

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Speaker 2: That's a problem most people have. That's just a special

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Speaker 2: Jose issue. So my next thing would be like the

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Speaker 2: actual Christmas lights.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, so terrible because you.

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Speaker 3: Try to organize it every year. I'm gonna coil it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make sure that I have this label that

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Speaker 2: by the time.

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Speaker 4: The holidays have hit and then you're at the end

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Speaker 4: of them, you're just like, I'm just throwing it and

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Speaker 4: I don't even care.

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Speaker 2: Then you throw a ball and then the next year

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Speaker 2: you hate yourself. So I'm gonna say Christmas lights.

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Speaker 5: Jake, Christmas lights or decorations. That's number four. Oh okay,

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Speaker 5: you're saying, I have two more answers left. Brook the

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Speaker 5: messiest things to clean up after, specifically the Christmas holiday.

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Speaker 4: I have a lot on my mind right now. My

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Speaker 4: first thought is, honestly, dishes, just because they pile up

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Speaker 4: all day, nobody wants to do them during the day,

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Speaker 4: right So you're just like, oh, we'll deal with them later.

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Speaker 4: We'll deal with them later, and then you have a

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Speaker 4: big Christmas dinner.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna go with messy holiday party hookups. For sure,

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Speaker 1: that's a situation that's tough.

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Speaker 3: To clean clean up.

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Speaker 4: The evidence witnesses man, you already said decorations. I was

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Speaker 4: also thinking wrapping paper. But do you know what sucks

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Speaker 4: is all the packaging that the toys come in, Like

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Speaker 4: all the things you have to clip open.

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Speaker 3: In the bottle, in the plastic. I'm going to go,

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Speaker 3: you just have the maids clean that up.

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Speaker 2: For you though, right, wish, I wish.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with packaging. Yeah, package, the packaging of things.

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Speaker 5: Toy packaging is not on the list of not on

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Speaker 5: the list to.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Okay, well then I'm gonna steal Brooks first guests.

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Speaker 3: No, in the dirty dishes, yes, not bad.

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Speaker 2: There's so many family meals.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, and nobody wants to clean up after anything.

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Speaker 1: You're so tired from eating. Yeah, so that was actually

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Speaker 1: a problem a Thanksgiving with my family. So I'm going

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Speaker 1: to go with dirty.

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Speaker 3: Dishes, dirty dishes or the kitchen. That's number one of

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Speaker 3: the number one I had it.

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Speaker 4: I shouldn't have gone against myself.

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Speaker 3: The top four.

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Speaker 5: Number one was kitchen that Jeffrey said, number two, Alexi

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Speaker 5: said tree, number three, it was said wrapping paper was

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Speaker 5: number three, and number four was decorations.

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Speaker 4: Dang it, oh dang.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Brooke is going to be taking the shock today,

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Speaker 1: and it's well deserved for many reasons. Somebody wants to

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Speaker 1: hear you sing You're a mean one, mister grinch, good one.

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Speaker 3: You know this one by heart.

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Speaker 1: A.

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Speaker 5: Mean one.

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Speaker 3: You really are.

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Speaker 4: Hear You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming

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Speaker 4: as a new mister grin.

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Speaker 3: Perfect. It's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.