WEBVTT - Brett Who?

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<v Speaker 3>Previously on wiscrack, you had Jody catching you up digging

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<v Speaker 3>around in the UK. But look, I figured, since I

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<v Speaker 3>lived through it all, I'd be better to chime in

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<v Speaker 3>with what really happened that night, right, Jody met my

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<v Speaker 3>two glorious brothers, Sam who insists but it couldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>a killer, which is a choice, and Jack, who we

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<v Speaker 3>kind of forgot to tell about any of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oops. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Then came the trial, where it was silent for most

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<v Speaker 3>of it until one sharp, unsettling outburst. He was found guilty, rightfully,

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<v Speaker 3>but here's what still shakes me. While he was serving

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<v Speaker 3>his sentence, two ultra religious soul mates claimed he was

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<v Speaker 3>possessed and they decided.

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<v Speaker 4>To cleanse him. They killed him.

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<v Speaker 3>They said it was an exorcism that they were told

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<v Speaker 3>to do by God.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, where did we leave off? A?

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<v Speaker 3>Jody is off to the happiest place on Earth, not Disneyland,

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<v Speaker 3>stands in Mountfitchet.

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<v Speaker 4>God speed Jody.

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<v Speaker 5>For the first time in ten years, I am podcast free,

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<v Speaker 5>which feels horrible. I'm desperately looking for another podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, Oh my God.

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<v Speaker 1>While I was in London, I made some calls to

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<v Speaker 1>Ed's old friends, the ones who knew him best around

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<v Speaker 1>the time of the murders. One name I found on

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<v Speaker 1>the flyer they handed me at Ed's Edinburgh show was

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<v Speaker 1>the director of his comedy set, Sophie Hagen.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually remember exactly when I met it, because I

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<v Speaker 5>was blown away by how funny he was. It was

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<v Speaker 5>at uh pup called the Queen's Head in Camden in London.

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<v Speaker 5>Ed was sitting there all chubby he used to be

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<v Speaker 5>really fat, which he was so funny about it. And

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<v Speaker 5>he was sitting in the corner jumping up and down

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<v Speaker 5>like a little child, saying, guys, guys, can you believe

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<v Speaker 5>they're gonna let us do comedy?

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<v Speaker 1>Sophie is a force in her own right, a veteran

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<v Speaker 1>of stand up specials and podcasts, and in fact, the

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<v Speaker 1>year before Ed premiered his show, Sophie won Best Newcomer

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<v Speaker 1>at the Edinburgh Fringe. I was hoping to get a

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<v Speaker 1>glimpse into Ed's mental state only months after the murders.

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<v Speaker 1>What I got was something else entirely.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 5>The way I remember it was he called me one

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<v Speaker 5>night and told me the story of what had happened, and,

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<v Speaker 5>being this sort of cynical person that I am probably was,

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, Ed, this is a show.

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<v Speaker 6>Would you do this on stage?

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<v Speaker 5>And I remember him sounding surprised, being like, really, you

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<v Speaker 5>think I should? He then said, well, would you want

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<v Speaker 5>to help out with it? And I was like, ye oh, yeah, definitely,

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<v Speaker 5>And I told him that I had a few rules.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a few sort of I can only work

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<v Speaker 5>on this if you're truthful about it, if you work

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<v Speaker 5>hard and you tell the truth, then I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely on board.

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<v Speaker 5>I would love to help. So it all came crashing

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<v Speaker 5>down around the same time. He tells a story in

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<v Speaker 5>the show about how, by accident, his email and number

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<v Speaker 5>was printed on the front page of his local paper.

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<v Speaker 5>And I said to him the whole time work on

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<v Speaker 5>the show, I'd said, oh, we have to see this,

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<v Speaker 5>like this is a like we need to post it

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<v Speaker 5>on Instagram or to show it in the show, like

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<v Speaker 5>we need to see this because this is so funny.

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<v Speaker 5>And he kept saying, yeah, yeah, I will, we have

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<v Speaker 5>it at home. And every time I asked, you'd say,

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<v Speaker 5>oh yeah, yeah, my brother's sending it or whatever. So

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<v Speaker 5>around the time when I started doubting him in general

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<v Speaker 5>and realized he told a lot of lies, I pressed

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<v Speaker 5>him on it and I was like, ed, can I

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<v Speaker 5>see that newspaper now, please? And he's got really defensive

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<v Speaker 5>and was like, oh, you don't trust me. And I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, ah, that sounds like what liars do when

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<v Speaker 5>they're caught out in a lie. And it actually took

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<v Speaker 5>it took some time, maybe like days, before I thought,

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<v Speaker 5>if he's willing to lie about all these other big things,

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<v Speaker 5>could he lie about this? And I started googling it

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<v Speaker 5>frantically to find any evidence of this having happened. And

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<v Speaker 5>I believe I did find articles about having happened, but

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think if I remember correctly, I didn't find

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<v Speaker 5>anything that backed up his side.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the story.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember any mentioning of the neighbor of Brett

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<v Speaker 5>trying to break into another house. There was no mention

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<v Speaker 5>of Ed anywhere. Then, when I pressed him on at

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<v Speaker 5>a tiny bit and said Ed, how much of this

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<v Speaker 5>is true? He again became incredibly angry and like defensive

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<v Speaker 5>and started blaming me for all sorts of things. And

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just thinking, Okay, do you know what. I now

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<v Speaker 5>don't know how much is true at all about him,

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<v Speaker 5>his life, anything, So I doubt that this story is

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<v Speaker 5>true and I don't know, And at that point I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't care. And then I basically haven't really spoken to him.

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen him since, so I think as soon as

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<v Speaker 5>I realized that he told not just one, but multiple lies,

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<v Speaker 5>I stopped because the person I loved and the person

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<v Speaker 5>I had this very close relationship with, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 5>how much of that was an actual person and how

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<v Speaker 5>much of that was just lies.

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<v Speaker 1>Sophie's claims changed the way I saw everything. In all

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<v Speaker 1>my years of working in true crime, I knew to

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<v Speaker 1>document the cleanest timeline possible, layering eyewitness accounts and police

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<v Speaker 1>reports to build a tight play by play of exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happened, which I had done thoroughly. The problem was

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<v Speaker 1>the subject of my story wasn't at the crime scene.

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<v Speaker 1>He was three doors down asleep. He's never been contacted

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<v Speaker 1>by the police to give a statement, much less sworn

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<v Speaker 1>under oath to anything he witnessed. Had I convinced myself

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<v Speaker 1>of a story that wasn't true, had I made the

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<v Speaker 1>fatal mistake of trying to fit Ed's comedy into the cold,

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<v Speaker 1>hard facts instead of the other way around. What if

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<v Speaker 1>there was a world in which Brett Rogers committed the

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<v Speaker 1>murders but never came to Ed's house, never banged on

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<v Speaker 1>the door. It would mean Ed was only adjacent to

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<v Speaker 1>the crime, feet from it, but he never once crossed

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<v Speaker 1>Brett's mind that night. And it would also mean that

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<v Speaker 1>Ed has shoehorned himself into a crime that has nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with him for the worst possible reason. Fame.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jonie Tovey and this is Wisecrack, episode four. Brett,

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<v Speaker 1>who as Ed, picks me up outside of my Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing I wanted to do was meet his parents.

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<v Speaker 1>They could quickly corroborate his story and get these thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>out of my head. But Ed was in no hurry

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<v Speaker 1>to get to his house. He decided I needed a

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<v Speaker 1>tour of the village first, so I decided to play

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<v Speaker 1>a cool go with the flow. If there was anything

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<v Speaker 1>to Sophie's claims, they'd soon be a parent, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to rattle Ed either.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, this is the entrance and it's going to take

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<v Speaker 3>about ten minutes to drive through the entire thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Amazing. This looks like a storybook like. These homes right

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<v Speaker 6>here are just gorgeous. They all kind of have like

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<v Speaker 6>that gingerbread look, and then the Tudor style with the

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<v Speaker 6>bricks are very pretty. That is literally a straw roof

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<v Speaker 6>that we just passed.

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<v Speaker 1>I had pictured Stansted as a quiet, pastoral town, and

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<v Speaker 1>on the surface it is. But when it's just me

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<v Speaker 1>and Ed, he doesn't hold back to him. Stansted is

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<v Speaker 1>frozen in time, filled with men grinding away at mundane

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<v Speaker 1>jobs and their wives who sneer at the wealth in London.

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<v Speaker 6>I haven't seen a person, I'll be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we don't have many of them. Do you like pigeons?

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<v Speaker 6>They are quite noisy?

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<v Speaker 3>This is quite It always reminds me of Private Drive

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<v Speaker 3>from Harry Potter. It's just like perfect tractors, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Stansted might have spent the rest of eternity as a

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<v Speaker 1>sleepy little village, but in the nineteen sixties a local

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<v Speaker 1>military airfield was converted into an international airport serving London. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>on any given day that airport sees approximately eighty thousand passengers.

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<v Speaker 1>Airline crews from India and Africa fill the local pubs

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<v Speaker 1>for a quick pint between flights. But the actual village

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<v Speaker 1>has an older, working class population of just around eight

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people.

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<v Speaker 3>So now we're going into Lowest Street. I think there's

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<v Speaker 3>about six businesses down here. Three of them are pubs.

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<v Speaker 4>We laugh at them. A village four.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not laughing, I mean I am laughing. I am laughing.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the six businesses, three of them are pubs. Oh,

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<v Speaker 6>here's a person.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's Tony. That's a carpenter. What do you saw

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<v Speaker 3>it for?

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<v Speaker 6>That really is Tony Y.

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<v Speaker 4>So what this kid's doing now?

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<v Speaker 3>I did my entire life just on a bike with

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<v Speaker 3>a backpack on riding somewhere and that's all we did

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<v Speaker 3>was welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>As we drive through its narrow streets, watching him retrace

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<v Speaker 1>old paths and point out forgotten landmarks. I send something

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<v Speaker 1>buried beneath the cynicism, something more than just a dark nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a tennis club.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not allowed back in there anymore because me or

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<v Speaker 3>friends accidentally nearly set on fire.

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<v Speaker 6>We'll come back to that, we will.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's on edge too, taking easy jabs, checking the time,

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<v Speaker 1>scanning his surroundings, but with absolutely no chance of running

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<v Speaker 1>into Brett. I can't figure out what has him so anxious.

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<v Speaker 1>I even wonder if he knows I've talked to Sophie

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<v Speaker 1>and you.

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<v Speaker 4>See that place called the Mayflower.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh that is the least authentic Chinese er ever going

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<v Speaker 3>to do. The guy that owns his name is Kevin.

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<v Speaker 3>Get the fuck out, and you've just left anced we just.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, so we're out. I'm not kidding. So that

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<v Speaker 6>was maybe a two minute drive that we just drove

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<v Speaker 6>through the entire town. Yeah, maybe two minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's why I was so keen to leave, because that

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<v Speaker 3>two minute drive is a five minute walk, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know everyone like I know everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it hits me. Ed's feeling vulnerable, exposed. We're

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<v Speaker 1>about to relive the worst night of his life, but

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<v Speaker 1>this time we aren't using Ed's script, and all the

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<v Speaker 1>characters in Ed's world can speak for themselves.

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<v Speaker 6>So your house is that way.

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<v Speaker 1>We turn off Cambridge Street and into a labyrinth of

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<v Speaker 1>dark brick townhouses attached together in twos and threes. From

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<v Speaker 1>sheer muscle memory, Ed weaves us through the maze and

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<v Speaker 1>up to a small cluster of homes before I meet

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<v Speaker 1>Ed's parents. There's one house he wants me to see first.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, so we're walking right outside of Frett's house.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the bedroom window.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you are right next door to I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not adjacent, perfectly adjacent, but what like the Rogers home,

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<v Speaker 1>a modest two story townhouse, the kind you'd pass without

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<v Speaker 1>a second glance, And just a few feet away sits

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<v Speaker 1>the Hedge's house. Standing in the home shadow where so

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<v Speaker 1>much blood was shed, I could sense a lingering chill

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<v Speaker 1>in the air. His voice deepens into a whisper.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty seconds a second walk, that's the distance between us.

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<v Speaker 4>Ty.

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<v Speaker 1>This bench that we're standing next to right now was

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<v Speaker 1>actually closer to your house, closer to.

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<v Speaker 4>My house, and also under a street light.

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<v Speaker 6>And that's where they found Brett.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but just over our shoulders is a completely different vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>We walked just a few steps into a blooming garden,

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<v Speaker 1>through a weather doorstep and into Ed's childhood home.

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<v Speaker 6>Number forty.

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<v Speaker 4>We go, Hello, Mom, this is Jodie. Come say hello.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, very nice to meet How you can I give

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<v Speaker 6>you a book?

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<v Speaker 7>How's it going? Yes? Could you meet you? Hello? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>We're greeted by Ed's mother, Carol, light brown hair, glasses

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<v Speaker 1>and a warmth that hits instantly. She's the picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a British mom in every sense.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you.

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<v Speaker 6>They you've been eliminated completely.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to point out it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool because there are photos of Salm and Jack around here.

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<v Speaker 7>And then yeah, I took him down.

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<v Speaker 1>As I'm shown around, I notice Ed and his mom

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<v Speaker 1>speaking glances and smirks, like whole conversations pass without a

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<v Speaker 1>word habit. I imagine shaped in a house where his

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<v Speaker 1>father's temper could erupt without warning. And truthfully, he was

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<v Speaker 1>the one I was mo nervous to meet John the

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<v Speaker 1>here's the chair.

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<v Speaker 4>This is father, father John. This is Jody.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>At seventy years old, John is a hulking man with

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<v Speaker 1>broad shoulders and eight fingers just as legend would have it. However,

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<v Speaker 1>Ed tells me his father is not the gruff man

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<v Speaker 1>portrayed in his set anymore. Age and grandchildren will do

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<v Speaker 1>that to a person.

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<v Speaker 6>I do love the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>We all sit Ed, John, Carol and me, and after

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<v Speaker 1>a few lighthearted stories about Ed's childhood mischief, I cut

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<v Speaker 1>to the chase. I ask about that night.

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<v Speaker 7>I came home at hop our six and I'm usually

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<v Speaker 7>the first one hand, and it had been rough day

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<v Speaker 7>at work and night was hot, and I just thought

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<v Speaker 7>I can't pipoffered, and then when he came in, just

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<v Speaker 7>as he got through the door said do you fancy

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<v Speaker 7>fish and chips tonight? I don't feel like cooking? And

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<v Speaker 7>you went over.

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<v Speaker 1>John often goes over to pick up dinner from one

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<v Speaker 1>of their favorite restaurants, Churchill's, a three minute walk from

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<v Speaker 1>their house.

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<v Speaker 7>And when you came back, he said, oh, I just

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<v Speaker 7>saw Jill over there, and she was really weird.

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<v Speaker 1>As a reminder, Jill or Jillian is Bred's mother.

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<v Speaker 7>She came in but she didn't order anything. You said, agitated, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>and then she left. And then when you come back

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<v Speaker 7>here to me, you said that you passed Brett and

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<v Speaker 7>Brett looked weird, right, But you said she But you

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<v Speaker 7>did say she was drunk, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, yeah, she'd had some drink. Yeah, she was definitely

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<v Speaker 8>under the influence.

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<v Speaker 7>And that's why he said it, because it was sort

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<v Speaker 7>of like tea time, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you guys came back, had your dinner, and then

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<v Speaker 1>what happened after dinner.

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<v Speaker 7>It was just like a normal night. We watched TV,

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<v Speaker 7>and we went up to bed, let himself in because

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<v Speaker 7>we were in bed, and then the dogs all started barking.

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<v Speaker 7>I looked out the window and there was a policeman.

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<v Speaker 1>A policeman. This is the first I've heard of the

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<v Speaker 1>police in the front garden, long before any knocking. Which

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<v Speaker 1>window were you looking out of?

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<v Speaker 7>Was my bedroom window directly above him? Well, at that

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<v Speaker 7>point I went that way, so I have to have

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<v Speaker 7>the window open.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't in the front garden at that point.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, there was someone in the somebody in the in

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<v Speaker 7>the front garden running about.

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<v Speaker 3>Because theater banged on the door, went into the garden

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<v Speaker 3>and tried to get that way.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that was a policement.

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<v Speaker 8>I took over for the front because I did get up,

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<v Speaker 8>but I slept through most of it because I went

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<v Speaker 8>back to sleep straight away and I got out here

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<v Speaker 8>and was looking out.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but that was because you thought someone was trying

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<v Speaker 7>to wait.

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<v Speaker 8>I thought someone was trying to occur. And also the

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<v Speaker 8>side gate here, when that opens and swings back and

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<v Speaker 8>hits the house, you're going to go bunk because it's

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<v Speaker 8>right there sort of brick. And heard that, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 8>what's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>So you heard the gate slam over here? And then

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<v Speaker 1>where did that person go?

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't see anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I did.

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<v Speaker 8>I have heard the gate gone, but already had the

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<v Speaker 8>banging at the door. They said there was a police,

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<v Speaker 8>he's a helicopter up there, there's policemen on the green

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<v Speaker 8>and whatnot. I said, well, don't worry then, because we're

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<v Speaker 8>surrounded by the police.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're perfectly.

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<v Speaker 1>Say rewind to the banging. So we watched TV. We

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<v Speaker 1>go to bed, and then when did the banging happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a rough time or who woke up first?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what the time was because I didn't

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<v Speaker 7>look at the clock. I woke up first, and then

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<v Speaker 7>I came in to you, didn't I.

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<v Speaker 3>So what we've just said and what we're saying, now

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<v Speaker 3>are two different things completely. Well, you just said you

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<v Speaker 3>woke up, looked out the window, and back to bed,

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<v Speaker 3>and now you.

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<v Speaker 7>Do no, no, no. I went back to you in

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<v Speaker 7>the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>So as I remember it. Yeah, the banging happened, you

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<v Speaker 3>heard it outside your window. Yeah, it was on the

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<v Speaker 3>front garden and someone who you think was a police officer.

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<v Speaker 4>But that story don't check out at all.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I don't know who it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's subtle, but I noticed that Ed is leading his mom,

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<v Speaker 1>correcting her.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoever it was was trying to get an off front door,

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<v Speaker 3>went into our garden, knew the back gate, ran to

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<v Speaker 3>our garden and tried to get the back door.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't sound like police. Doesn't sound like a police

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<v Speaker 4>officer to me. He didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>And the banging, you think a police officer is going

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<v Speaker 3>to knock bang at that door that hot You don't

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<v Speaker 3>think police have got the manet the thing that can

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<v Speaker 3>get a back door open.

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<v Speaker 7>But we haven't done anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 8>That Bret might have tried to run.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not on the stand.

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<v Speaker 7>I just want you to know that you're not in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Carol is flustered. Now her recollection is being versively challenged.

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<v Speaker 1>I remind her this isn't an interrogation. I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to understand. Wanting a clearer picture, I switched tactics, ED,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you tell the story?

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<v Speaker 6>And then John and Carol jump in.

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<v Speaker 4>When you remember, we'll pull it to paces.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah, challenge.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and whatever you need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get in from the gig.

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<v Speaker 3>I get in from the gig. I walk upstairs. This

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<v Speaker 3>is about eleven eleven thirty. I planned to come home

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<v Speaker 3>at about eight nine that night, so the front door

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<v Speaker 3>was left unlocked when they went to bed because they

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<v Speaker 3>were expecting me shortly afterwards. I walk upstairs and go

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<v Speaker 3>into my bed to go to sleep. While I was asleep,

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<v Speaker 3>from what I understand, there was noise in the front garden.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone was outside that were banging on the door. Then

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<v Speaker 3>you come to my room and that's when I wake up.

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<v Speaker 3>You're at the end of my bed. Well, I was

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<v Speaker 3>going to that wall and you're looking out the window,

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<v Speaker 3>and he said, whatever you do, don't tell the lights.

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<v Speaker 1>That line is quite possibly the most memorable, most chilling

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<v Speaker 1>line straight from ed set and the way they said

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<v Speaker 1>it in Unison Eyes locked. It's eerie. Is it possible

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<v Speaker 1>she's quoting ed Set just to stick to his contrived story,

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<v Speaker 1>or is this a shared moment of clarity in a

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<v Speaker 1>night of chaos, the one petrifying moment that seared in

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<v Speaker 1>both of their minds.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got out of bed, I got looking for Dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad was awake at this point, standing at the window,

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<v Speaker 3>and the banging was still happening at that point.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. I was looking at the wind drive for the grain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So I started to go downstairs, and both of you

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<v Speaker 3>basically say don't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>At some stage because.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember being on the landing with you panicking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>pre helicopters, post banging. That's when the gate hit.

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<v Speaker 8>The wall, right yeah, And then I heard they hear

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<v Speaker 8>the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>So we went downside gate. We didn't have the decking

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<v Speaker 3>at the time, into the garden.

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<v Speaker 7>It was different.

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<v Speaker 3>They let me fresh memory a little bit, although you

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<v Speaker 3>so look different. He still have a gold handle. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>he pulled the handle web being up. The handle was

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<v Speaker 3>pulled down. Obviously whoever was outside couldn't get in. And

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<v Speaker 3>then they left.

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<v Speaker 4>Could it be the end of us?

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<v Speaker 1>Could have been the end of us. John finally lets

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<v Speaker 1>down his guard long enough to let me know his

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<v Speaker 1>real feelings. He too, thinks Brett was attempting to break

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<v Speaker 1>into his house, possibly to hurt his family, Just as

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<v Speaker 1>Ed contends in his set, his father, who was loath

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<v Speaker 1>to show weakness, was indeed scared that night. But I

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<v Speaker 1>still can't quite get a read on Carol. Is she

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<v Speaker 1>just having trouble putting words to an indescribable night eight

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<v Speaker 1>years ago? Or is she withholding something from me?

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<v Speaker 3>I mentioned I was a little b chubby you as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid. My mom and my whole family were all

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit chubby. She joined a weight loss club

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<v Speaker 3>and they all started taking these silly little weight loss

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<v Speaker 3>pills and they lost loads of weight.

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<v Speaker 4>They lost heaps of weight.

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<v Speaker 3>But she was taking these weightless pills, and then she

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<v Speaker 3>can't get the weightless pills anymore. So she started looking

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<v Speaker 3>and she met someone online. She made a friend on

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<v Speaker 3>Farmville who knew somewhere that could get these weight loss pills,

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<v Speaker 3>and she started getting them delivered to the house. A

0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 3>package turned up at the door. My mom wasn't home.

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<v Speaker 3>My brother answered the door. He looked at the package

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<v Speaker 3>and it was covered in mandarin, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's weird. And so he took it inside and he

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.840
<v Speaker 3>went onto the family computer. He translated it. So he

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<v Speaker 3>got really angry and Jack went, what have.

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<v Speaker 4>You been taking?

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, weightless pills? He went, where did you

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<v Speaker 3>get him from? She went and met a man called

0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:47.600
<v Speaker 3>Lee on Farmville. He sends them to me, and Jack said,

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<v Speaker 3>what does Lee look like? My mom said, well, he's

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<v Speaker 3>of Asian descent. He's got a lot of tattoos. And

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<v Speaker 3>Jack went out of interest. Is he missing any fingers?

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<v Speaker 3>And she was like, yeah, he's missing a finger because

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<v Speaker 3>my dad's missing a finger. She was like, he is

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<v Speaker 3>missing he's missing a bit of his pinky finger. If

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<v Speaker 3>you know anything about the Triad gang, that's an initiation

0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:09.520
<v Speaker 3>to them. My brother googled the ingredients and my mother

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<v Speaker 3>had been taking crystal meth for six months that she

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<v Speaker 3>was buying off the Triads on Farmville.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not one of the lies.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit happened.

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<v Speaker 3>She did that. And do you know what makes it

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<v Speaker 3>worse is Jack was like, how long have you been

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<v Speaker 3>taking these pills? Does anyone else take him? My mom

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<v Speaker 3>was like, yeah, I sell them to the village. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought that was as bad as it could get. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not my mom was like, oh god, oh no, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have to stop, aren't I? And Jack was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't keep taking them, and she went, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Not stop that. Not worried about stopping that. Obviously, I

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<v Speaker 4>can't keep taking them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have to stop selling them to the girls

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<v Speaker 3>in the village. My mother was a meth dealer in

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<v Speaker 3>East Anglia, in London. Just pushing myths, all these up

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<v Speaker 3>to be fair, our house has never.

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<v Speaker 4>Been clean us.

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<v Speaker 1>On stage, Ed portrays his mother as wonderfully daffy, even gullible.

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<v Speaker 1>It adds such charmed ed set. But after my sit

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<v Speaker 1>down with the family, I was starting to get nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does Carol seem so shaken by my questions? So

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to pull Carol aside away from Ed and

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<v Speaker 1>John to see if I could get a straight answer

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<v Speaker 1>out of her. I asked her to climb the narrow

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<v Speaker 1>stairs to the hedge's second floor from inside Ed's small bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>where she woke her son and warned him not to

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<v Speaker 1>turn on the lights. It all came rushing back.

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<v Speaker 7>It wasn't knocking, it was banging. It was banging, and

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<v Speaker 7>then I thought, well, what is that? But I jumped up.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't wait John up because he gets up so early.

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<v Speaker 7>I thought that, but it was also the dogs were

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<v Speaker 7>going absolutely And then I started panicking because you could

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<v Speaker 7>hear someone out there in the back garden. There's something

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<v Speaker 7>going on out there, and I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 7>I was petrified. I thought we'd getting broken into. By

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<v Speaker 7>that time, there was helicopters and everything going out there.

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<v Speaker 7>There was a lot of place running up the alleyway,

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<v Speaker 7>and that bit there was like the apocalypse.

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<v Speaker 1>Carol and I joined the boys back downstairs, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think even Ed could see the relief on my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I try to imagine being in ed shoes, sitting across

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<v Speaker 1>from my own parents, asking them to recall a frenzied

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<v Speaker 1>night from eight years ago, the uncertainty, the gaps in memory.

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<v Speaker 1>It would probably sound a lot like this. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. What they're saying does line up with Ed's

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<v Speaker 1>version of events, maybe not in perfect order or sequence.

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<v Speaker 1>But they remember someone in the front garden and the

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<v Speaker 1>gate slamming against the back brick wall. They remember someone

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<v Speaker 1>circling the house and trying to get into the upside

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<v Speaker 1>down lock. They remember the helicopters and the officers on

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<v Speaker 1>the green behind the house, and most importantly, they remember

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<v Speaker 1>the banging at the front door. Then I learned something

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<v Speaker 1>that both shocked me and completely wiped away all my

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<v Speaker 1>suspicions of Ed's parents.

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<v Speaker 7>Ed is very secretive about his gigs, right, even this

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<v Speaker 7>what he's stood now today? Oh yeah, we know nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Despite all of his success, Ed's parents have never been

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<v Speaker 1>to one of his comedy sets. They didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>Ed talks about Brett Rodgers on stage because they've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen him perform. They're not trying to match up with

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<v Speaker 1>any script of Eds. They're just telling the truth as

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<v Speaker 1>they remember it.

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<v Speaker 7>We know, we know he said, Oh, they're just coming

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<v Speaker 7>to talk to you. That's it, just that me. That's it.

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<v Speaker 7>Now that it's going through, we thought he was talking

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<v Speaker 7>about you, but it's sort of talk everything. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>so he even this. We know we had never seen

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<v Speaker 7>Edward perform.

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder. Carol seemed a little rattled by my questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Ed had prepared her to meet me, but he hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>told either of his parents. I'd be asking about Brett Rodgers.

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<v Speaker 1>As Ed drove me back to my airbnb, I could

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<v Speaker 1>tell he was just as exhausted as I was spending

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<v Speaker 1>the day with your parents can do that to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep. Also my virginity in that forest.

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<v Speaker 6>Just so and again there's no cameras, no.

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<v Speaker 4>More magical place loves virginity than a forest trolls live.

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<v Speaker 1>But Ed had one more setting from his comedy show

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<v Speaker 1>that he wants to show me.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the Carey Club. This is where I spent

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<v Speaker 4>pretty much every day of my childhood. I was mad

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<v Speaker 4>about it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a lot smaller than I was picturing. So what age?

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<v Speaker 6>Were you hanging out here?

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<v Speaker 4>As early as thirteen twelve thirteen.

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<v Speaker 6>And so you would just walk from your house, walk.

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<v Speaker 3>From my house up to hear meet a load of people.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the coolest place in the world because you'd

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<v Speaker 3>have this like congregation of like men of loads of

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<v Speaker 3>different ages, and you would be drinking.

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<v Speaker 6>Remind me what the legal age is minimum for drinking here?

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<v Speaker 4>Legal? Yeah, eighteen, technical at fourteen.

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<v Speaker 6>And so you were here drinking as early as.

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<v Speaker 4>Fourteen twelve thirteen, fourteen twelve around that Wow, not like heavily.

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<v Speaker 1>Ed tells me he and Brett would spend most afternoons

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<v Speaker 1>about one hundred yards from each other, just playing different sports.

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<v Speaker 1>The cricket field literally overlaps the football field.

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<v Speaker 4>This is where I want the ball to go. Okay, yeah, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 6>I should throw the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Though he hadn't pitched in over a decade, he was

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<v Speaker 1>eager to teach me how for the comic relief. No doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a.

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<v Speaker 4>Hop skip jump thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So you start off, you go like one, two, three,

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<v Speaker 3>and then.

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<v Speaker 4>As you trusted.

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<v Speaker 1>Cack like do I do this? And then well all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Ed is the only Hedges who plays cricket. No legacy,

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<v Speaker 1>no tradition. As a kid, he just needed something that

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<v Speaker 1>was his own.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like a pitch, you want to bring your

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<v Speaker 4>own round.

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<v Speaker 1>So Hey, after many failed attempts, we grab a pint

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<v Speaker 1>at the clubhouse, a small wooden shed packed with team

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<v Speaker 1>photos stretching across the century. I scan the walls until

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<v Speaker 1>I spot Ed young, determined part of something bigger. He was,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact a great cricket player, one that found a

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<v Speaker 1>community through his talent. He wasn't a chubby loaner who

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<v Speaker 1>has given a sportsman award out of pity. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>back to Sophie's issues with Ed. She's right, there are

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<v Speaker 1>things he has skewed in his set, seemingly more than

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<v Speaker 1>just the three lives he warns his audiences about. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been clocking the disparities in Ed's story, and I'm starting

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<v Speaker 1>to get concerned that he's never bothered to disclose these

0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>half truths to me before I get it. Comedians don't

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<v Speaker 1>swear on a Bible before grabbing the mic, but I

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>felt like Ed owed me the full truth before I

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<v Speaker 1>got on a plane to the UK. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>confrontation between Ed and I that was brewing in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>and neither of us wanted to have it. But that

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<v Speaker 1>would have to wait for now. There was one person

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<v Speaker 1>I needed to speak to first. He'd moved away from

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<v Speaker 1>Stansteed all but disappeared from his old social circles. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>he hadn't spoken to anyone in the media since the

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<v Speaker 1>year of the murders. If anyone had insight into the

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<v Speaker 1>inner workings of Brett's mind and could tell me why

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up on Ed's doorstep, it would be him,

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<v Speaker 1>And if he answered the door, I'd be face to

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<v Speaker 1>face with the man who raised a killer. Next time

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<v Speaker 1>on wisecrack, I mean, she says that you made a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of this stuff up what's true and what's not.

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<v Speaker 6>So you're saying this isn't safe.

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<v Speaker 1>I personally would not go there, or please bring someone

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh gosh, now I'm nervous. Can you please be careful?

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<v Speaker 1>Wisecrack is a production of Tenderfoot TV and iHeart Podcasts

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<v Speaker 1>The show is written by Charles Forbes. Stand up comedy

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