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<v Speaker 1>like almost everyone we talked to you for these second

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<v Speaker 1>dates seems to meet online. Yeah. Yeah, lately most common

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<v Speaker 1>way to meet someone like on Tinder or on Bumble

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<v Speaker 1>or Grumple grump that's for older folks who want to

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<v Speaker 1>hook up and grump to each other about how dates

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<v Speaker 1>aren't as good as they used to be. Well, a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that bump for a second date update today also

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<v Speaker 1>met a girl online, but not on the typical dating website. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>his name's Matt. Hey, Matt, did you go on Grumple

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<v Speaker 1>to find this girl? I haven't heard of Grumple yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess I'll have to check that one out

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<v Speaker 1>later on. You sound too nice exactly, Matt, You sound

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<v Speaker 1>too too pleasant? Which website did you meet this girl on?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually met a girl on Reddit all place? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>How'd that happen? I'm a huge Star Wars fan, so

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<v Speaker 1>obviously I wanted to check out some Star Wars memes

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw one that was just absolute fire. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just so funny, and I had a comment on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, not even like a minute later, the person

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<v Speaker 1>who posted it, they commented back on mine, and it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out it was a girl. So you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>got chatting and we just we just chatted. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>chatted in the comments section of the Star Wars meme. Yeah. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out I didn't even have to go to

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<v Speaker 1>like a galaxy far far away. We're from the same town.

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<v Speaker 1>So we exchanged numbers and that's wild. What are the

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<v Speaker 1>chances you guys are from the same place. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't meet a lot of people on Reddit that way, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And everything's so anonymous. It's not like people were using

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<v Speaker 1>their real names or anything on there. So what is

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<v Speaker 1>this girl's name? By the way, her name is Christina. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe even the craziest part of the story is we

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<v Speaker 1>send each other some pictures. Turns out she's a smoke show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even lying, Like, really, this sounds too good

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<v Speaker 1>to be true. You'll have to be getting trolled like

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<v Speaker 1>a girl that loves Star Wars is on Reddit and

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<v Speaker 1>is super hot. She's got a Laura croftbody, like ye

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Laura Croft body. Wow. Yeah, I mean it definitely

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a catfish situation. Yeah, I mean, did you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're getting catfished? No? I felt like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was like cat Woman, but not. You were worried.

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<v Speaker 1>A god, you're such a nerd. I mean, these stories

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<v Speaker 1>happen all the time. Yeah, the nerd meets the gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>woman on Reddit. Yeah, so how so you went out

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<v Speaker 1>with her? Yeah, so we're messaging each other. It turns

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<v Speaker 1>out we're both huge Batman fans, and so I saw

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<v Speaker 1>that there was one of the old school Batman and

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<v Speaker 1>playing in a theater over here. So I asked her

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<v Speaker 1>if she wanted to go. You know, I thought like,

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of cute if we went, you know, on

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<v Speaker 1>costume or something. So I asked if she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>cosplay to the movie. And we did, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>robbing and she was poison ivy. Good choice on her part,

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<v Speaker 1>questionable choice on your part. Did she look as good

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<v Speaker 1>as she did in that original photo that she sent you?

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<v Speaker 1>That old picture didn't even do her chest. She was

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<v Speaker 1>so much hotter and neal wife like, yeah, really it

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<v Speaker 1>was all real and legit, like you have found a unicorn. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was feeling hella hella self conscious around her. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like perfect. Yeah, but come on, I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what was she like? What was her personality? She was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>she was funny. I mean like I couldn't I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even talk like I am now, Like I would just

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<v Speaker 1>lose what I would saying. Body just kind of mumble.

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<v Speaker 1>Then drooled all over yourself as you guys walked around

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<v Speaker 1>the theater. I don't know if I drooled that much,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe a couple of dutters here there. Okay, did

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<v Speaker 1>you tell her how you were feeling. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit nervous, so I went to the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>then I come out and there's like a line in

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<v Speaker 1>the theater. But if the line wasn't for the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>the line was for people wanting to take photos with Christina.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison

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<v Speaker 1>ivy picture And here I am like, I looked like

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<v Speaker 1>party cities robbing. Such a good description. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta remember, like she chose to be there with you.

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<v Speaker 1>She still went into that movie with you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that should give you confidence, not take

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<v Speaker 1>it away. She may feel the same about you, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>he's so handsome. I couldn't believe it. Laughing, Jem, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure that's what she thought. Well, right before we walked

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<v Speaker 1>into the movie, there's like this jacked batman. This dude

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<v Speaker 1>was just yoked. He got a photo and then she

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<v Speaker 1>kissed his cheek for the photo. It's just a kiss cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she kiss you at all later? No? Not maybe

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<v Speaker 1>next date. But I didn't get a kiss, not even

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<v Speaker 1>on the cheek. Well maybe she didn't want to give

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<v Speaker 1>you poison eye. Man. I mean, here's the thing. Confidence

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<v Speaker 1>is so sexy, and it feels like all of yours

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<v Speaker 1>is just gone. Yeah. I mean I did get one

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<v Speaker 1>person to take a picture with me, but hey, that's good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like seventy. Instead it was because I looked

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<v Speaker 1>like her nephew. I'm sorry, Matt, that's a funny. You

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<v Speaker 1>made an old woman's night. Though. At least have you

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<v Speaker 1>been able to have you texted with her at all

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<v Speaker 1>after your date? I tried shooting out the bat signal,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess I guess cloudy out there and she's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting my signal. Okay, were there this many like

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<v Speaker 1>Batman references made during the date? Not too many. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I threw a joke here, a riddle there, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that was too manny. I think, well,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's appropriate. You're in a Batman movie. You're dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as characters. Like, what do you think went wrong? I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I got a little bit moodyer shy after I

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<v Speaker 1>saw her give that guy a kiss. But I try

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<v Speaker 1>to have fun. But you know, sorry for Robin always

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<v Speaker 1>playing second fiddle to Batman. That's true. Well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Christina for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll try and get you a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, thank you? Okay, hold on, Matt Man.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to the movies dressed like rob Band. His date,

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<v Speaker 1>Poison Ivy was a saucepan ended up kissing a Batman.

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<v Speaker 1>It made Matt wanna go and slap with the backhand Natman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, if you're just tuning in for the second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, why is Matt met a girl on Reddit

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<v Speaker 1>named Christina. They ended up dressing up as Batman characters

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<v Speaker 1>to go see a Batman movie. I could never call

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<v Speaker 1>him Matt again. It was awkward because she ended up

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<v Speaker 1>kissing up a dude dressed like Batman while they were

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<v Speaker 1>doing a photo op together. And after that Matt was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit moody, a little jealous of him. And

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<v Speaker 1>after the date, he has not been able to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of Christina. So Matt Man going through a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a rough patch here. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but that song? Did that give you life matt Man

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit? I mean, Christina is the hottest, skeeekiest

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<v Speaker 1>girl I've ever met, My buddy, I'm afraid of losing her.

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<v Speaker 1>I need your guys to help to get her. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going about this all wrong, Okay. You need to say

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<v Speaker 1>that she's lucky to be with you, and you're the

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<v Speaker 1>superhero and then we're of course you deserve to have

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful, geeky woman as your partner in life. Sure

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<v Speaker 1>do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you can tell when her voice gets really

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<v Speaker 1>high like that. Of course, he no, I believe that, mad, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to have some confidence going into this. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's why she's not calling you back is

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have any man. That's time from going to

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<v Speaker 1>sidekick to hero. I think that's right. That's the attitude

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<v Speaker 1>I want that man returns. Yeah, all right, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call Christina here any last words? That's right? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>spoke like a true hero. All right, I'm gonna doubt

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<v Speaker 1>the phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Christina? Please? This is she. Hi Christina,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. You want to talk with us?

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<v Speaker 1>You said you're from a radio show. I am calling

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<v Speaker 1>from a radio show. And the reason why we reached

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<v Speaker 1>out to you is because we do something on our

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<v Speaker 1>show called a second Date Update. That's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out with someone and if afterwards they're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back, you can reach out to us and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call that person to try and figure out the reason why. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're calling me about somebody else? Yes, I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So who are you talking about? Exactly? We had a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that emailed us about you, and his name was Matt. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He said a lot of nice stuff about you. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you are amazing. Yeah, I mean I am great.

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<v Speaker 1>But see that's good. That's I'm sorry. I was not

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<v Speaker 1>thinks best though. That's okay. I don't know what he

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<v Speaker 1>shared with you, Like, I haven't spoken to him for

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<v Speaker 1>a while now. So he said that you guys met

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<v Speaker 1>on Reddit and you guys bonded over both being into comics,

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<v Speaker 1>and we definitely did. I just realized like he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the best fit for me. So, I mean, we've just

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<v Speaker 1>stopped talking now. Is it because when you guys went

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<v Speaker 1>out to the movies, he dressed up as Robin when

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<v Speaker 1>you were dressed as poison ivy. Is that what you

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<v Speaker 1>mean when you don't fit? Oh? Great? So he told

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<v Speaker 1>you about our date. Yeah, and we even heard that

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<v Speaker 1>people were like lining up to take pictures with you

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<v Speaker 1>that you looked so amazing. He did mention that there

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of an awkward moment where this really hunky

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<v Speaker 1>batman guy and you gave him a kiss on the

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<v Speaker 1>cheek he said on the cheek. Yeah, I did. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I do that with other people, So that's not

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<v Speaker 1>like strange for me. Okay, okay, okay, here's my guess,

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<v Speaker 1>because Matt talked to us for a while, and he

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't sound very confident, Like, is that what killed

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<v Speaker 1>it for you? Good job, Brooke, what SIUs way to

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<v Speaker 1>throw the guy under the bus. I mean, we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him for a while and he sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>total loser. Is that the problem was? He just felt

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<v Speaker 1>like like you were so amazing that he couldn't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that you were going out with him because you were

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<v Speaker 1>out of his league. Yeah, I mean that's not a

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<v Speaker 1>problem though, Like I know a lot of guys, they're

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<v Speaker 1>a bit shy and they're I'm based sound a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit shallow for saying this, but when I first saw

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<v Speaker 1>him that day and I saw what he was wearing,

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<v Speaker 1>like right away, it was the biggest turnoff ever because

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<v Speaker 1>he was wearing a Robin costume. It looks like he

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<v Speaker 1>squeezed into a twelve year old costume. Oh he looked

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<v Speaker 1>terrible and his belly was hanging out, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>I worked so hard on my costume and honestly felt

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<v Speaker 1>like an insult that he thought he'd looked okay. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so he was just really unattractive in the outfit, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the biggest deal for me, but the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that he didn't realize it, and then he started doing

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<v Speaker 1>other things, like he started battling with some of the

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<v Speaker 1>other people there and was out all these things like

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<v Speaker 1>capel and like he was really getting into it. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds awesome, though, yeah, I mean, yeah, is it? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>You're in like a tiny little Robin outfit and you're

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<v Speaker 1>yelling out sound effects and doing for ten battles in

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<v Speaker 1>the lobby like that. To me, yeah, I thought that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the point of going to these things where

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<v Speaker 1>you all dress up and you try to be in character. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was just not turn on for me. And

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<v Speaker 1>he had the big hairy belly sticking out. He just

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a penguin. It looked terrible. Oh god, oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>He literally kept making it worse for me. What else.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to go get snacks, and he got this

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<v Speaker 1>whole array of snacks, including the big bucket of popcorn,

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<v Speaker 1>and he just looked ridiculous walking around was this huge

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<v Speaker 1>bucket of popcorn and there's Robbin costume. You gotta put

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<v Speaker 1>more time into those costumes though, I mean, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>you're out there to impress someone. And I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to blindside you here, but I do have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that the boy Wonder is on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>and he's been listening to this entire conversation and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. Oh holy moly, Christina, that's not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, No, I did not know you were on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. I'm so far you had to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making me sound like I look like Shrek or

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<v Speaker 1>something for you, bro, I mean you did? You look

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<v Speaker 1>pretty bad? I'm sorry. I like, I put so much

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<v Speaker 1>effort into my look and you totally ruined it by

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<v Speaker 1>being by my side. So I felt really uncomfortable, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to like look at you again and

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<v Speaker 1>then remind myself of that experience. What do I need?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need to get like a Batman costume to

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<v Speaker 1>get your attention? My uncle has an ab belt I

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<v Speaker 1>can wear when it's the hoses that make you happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about you pity belts? Yea like a

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<v Speaker 1>tactical No? No, I mean one of those ap belts

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<v Speaker 1>to work out in for people you know that don't

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<v Speaker 1>look so good. To get the ones that like send

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<v Speaker 1>electrical pulses to make your abs convulse. Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>get one of those. Oh my gosh, Matt. From the

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<v Speaker 1>sounds of it, it doesn't sound so much like you're

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<v Speaker 1>that unattractive. It's just that you chose a really bad outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you yourself called yourself the party City Robin. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want her to think I was taking it

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<v Speaker 1>too seriously. I'm like, hey, party City, it's not movie quality.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Well, come on, Matt, like, this is your

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<v Speaker 1>chance to win her over right now. Maybe you can

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<v Speaker 1>say something kind of masculine and sexual to try and

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the right side. Christina, Okay, no, is

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<v Speaker 1>that a Batman voice? Filling to go out with me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you at Arkham Asylum. Could you'd be crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to miss this opportunity? That that was cute, Christina, Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to tell you that I've actually been seeing

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<v Speaker 1>the Batman guy, but I ended up kissing So how

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<v Speaker 1>Batman you kissed on the cheek? Oh wow? Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>gave me his number. Oh my gosh. So I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that means we're done. Yeah, you tell her way to

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<v Speaker 1>fight for her bro I mean, how serious is it, Christina?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys exclusive yet? It's gotten there? So I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm just gonna keep going with him. And I'm sorry, Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun for a little bit, but not anymore. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going it down. Vote all your memes from now on.

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<v Speaker 1>Get Matt Geter all right, Matt? Well, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry foiled again. Yeah, alright, no second date for

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<v Speaker 1>you today. Yeah, it's whatever. I mean. Batman's turned on

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<v Speaker 1>Robin before, and we know that doesn't turn out well.

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<v Speaker 1>So what type of turning on are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Look up the comics Man d C Comics, nineteen seventy eight,

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck O'Neal Come on, okay, episode sixty nine, Batman gets

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<v Speaker 1>turned on by Robin. Go check it out. No, that

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<v Speaker 1>was this eighty three Apologuice, I'm Moving ninety two point five,