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Speaker 1: like almost everyone we talked to you for these second
Speaker 1: dates seems to meet online. Yeah. Yeah, lately most common
Speaker 1: way to meet someone like on Tinder or on Bumble
Speaker 1: or Grumple grump that's for older folks who want to
Speaker 1: hook up and grump to each other about how dates
Speaker 1: aren't as good as they used to be. Well, a
Speaker 1: guy that bump for a second date update today also
Speaker 1: met a girl online, but not on the typical dating website. Okay,
Speaker 1: his name's Matt. Hey, Matt, did you go on Grumple
Speaker 1: to find this girl? I haven't heard of Grumple yet,
Speaker 1: but I guess I'll have to check that one out
Speaker 1: later on. You sound too nice exactly, Matt, You sound
Speaker 1: too too pleasant? Which website did you meet this girl on?
Speaker 1: I actually met a girl on Reddit all place? Really?
Speaker 1: How'd that happen? I'm a huge Star Wars fan, so
Speaker 1: obviously I wanted to check out some Star Wars memes
Speaker 1: and I saw one that was just absolute fire. It
Speaker 1: was just so funny, and I had a comment on it,
Speaker 1: and like, not even like a minute later, the person
Speaker 1: who posted it, they commented back on mine, and it
Speaker 1: turns out it was a girl. So you know, we
Speaker 1: got chatting and we just we just chatted. We're just
Speaker 1: chatted in the comments section of the Star Wars meme. Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1: it turns out I didn't even have to go to
Speaker 1: like a galaxy far far away. We're from the same town.
Speaker 1: So we exchanged numbers and that's wild. What are the
Speaker 1: chances you guys are from the same place. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't meet a lot of people on Reddit that way, right,
Speaker 1: And everything's so anonymous. It's not like people were using
Speaker 1: their real names or anything on there. So what is
Speaker 1: this girl's name? By the way, her name is Christina. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe even the craziest part of the story is we
Speaker 1: send each other some pictures. Turns out she's a smoke show.
Speaker 1: I'm not even lying, Like, really, this sounds too good
Speaker 1: to be true. You'll have to be getting trolled like
Speaker 1: a girl that loves Star Wars is on Reddit and
Speaker 1: is super hot. She's got a Laura croftbody, like ye
Speaker 1: Joe Laura Croft body. Wow. Yeah, I mean it definitely
Speaker 1: sounds like a catfish situation. Yeah, I mean, did you
Speaker 1: feel like you're getting catfished? No? I felt like maybe
Speaker 1: it was like cat Woman, but not. You were worried.
Speaker 1: A god, you're such a nerd. I mean, these stories
Speaker 1: happen all the time. Yeah, the nerd meets the gorgeous
Speaker 1: woman on Reddit. Yeah, so how so you went out
Speaker 1: with her? Yeah, so we're messaging each other. It turns
Speaker 1: out we're both huge Batman fans, and so I saw
Speaker 1: that there was one of the old school Batman and
Speaker 1: playing in a theater over here. So I asked her
Speaker 1: if she wanted to go. You know, I thought like,
Speaker 1: be kind of cute if we went, you know, on
Speaker 1: costume or something. So I asked if she wanted to
Speaker 1: cosplay to the movie. And we did, and I was
Speaker 1: robbing and she was poison ivy. Good choice on her part,
Speaker 1: questionable choice on your part. Did she look as good
Speaker 1: as she did in that original photo that she sent you?
Speaker 1: That old picture didn't even do her chest. She was
Speaker 1: so much hotter and neal wife like, yeah, really it
Speaker 1: was all real and legit, like you have found a unicorn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was feeling hella hella self conscious around her. Oh
Speaker 1: and she's like perfect. Yeah, but come on, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: what was she like? What was her personality? She was cool,
Speaker 1: she was funny. I mean like I couldn't I couldn't
Speaker 1: even talk like I am now, Like I would just
Speaker 1: lose what I would saying. Body just kind of mumble.
Speaker 1: Then drooled all over yourself as you guys walked around
Speaker 1: the theater. I don't know if I drooled that much,
Speaker 1: but maybe a couple of dutters here there. Okay, did
Speaker 1: you tell her how you were feeling. I was a
Speaker 1: little bit nervous, so I went to the bathroom and
Speaker 1: then I come out and there's like a line in
Speaker 1: the theater. But if the line wasn't for the movie,
Speaker 1: the line was for people wanting to take photos with Christina.
Speaker 1: Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison
Speaker 1: ivy picture And here I am like, I looked like
Speaker 1: party cities robbing. Such a good description. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: gotta remember, like she chose to be there with you.
Speaker 1: She still went into that movie with you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like that should give you confidence, not take
Speaker 1: it away. She may feel the same about you, bro,
Speaker 1: he's so handsome. I couldn't believe it. Laughing, Jem, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's what she thought. Well, right before we walked
Speaker 1: into the movie, there's like this jacked batman. This dude
Speaker 1: was just yoked. He got a photo and then she
Speaker 1: kissed his cheek for the photo. It's just a kiss cheek.
Speaker 1: Did she kiss you at all later? No? Not maybe
Speaker 1: next date. But I didn't get a kiss, not even
Speaker 1: on the cheek. Well maybe she didn't want to give
Speaker 1: you poison eye. Man. I mean, here's the thing. Confidence
Speaker 1: is so sexy, and it feels like all of yours
Speaker 1: is just gone. Yeah. I mean I did get one
Speaker 1: person to take a picture with me, but hey, that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like seventy. Instead it was because I looked
Speaker 1: like her nephew. I'm sorry, Matt, that's a funny. You
Speaker 1: made an old woman's night. Though. At least have you
Speaker 1: been able to have you texted with her at all
Speaker 1: after your date? I tried shooting out the bat signal,
Speaker 1: but I guess I guess cloudy out there and she's
Speaker 1: not getting my signal. Okay, were there this many like
Speaker 1: Batman references made during the date? Not too many. I
Speaker 1: mean I threw a joke here, a riddle there, but
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was too manny. I think, well,
Speaker 1: and it's appropriate. You're in a Batman movie. You're dressed
Speaker 1: as characters. Like, what do you think went wrong? I
Speaker 1: guess I got a little bit moodyer shy after I
Speaker 1: saw her give that guy a kiss. But I try
Speaker 1: to have fun. But you know, sorry for Robin always
Speaker 1: playing second fiddle to Batman. That's true. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Christina for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get you a second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you? Okay, hold on, Matt Man.
Speaker 1: He went to the movies dressed like rob Band. His date,
Speaker 1: Poison Ivy was a saucepan ended up kissing a Batman.
Speaker 1: It made Matt wanna go and slap with the backhand Natman.
Speaker 1: Oh god, if you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update, why is Matt met a girl on Reddit
Speaker 1: named Christina. They ended up dressing up as Batman characters
Speaker 1: to go see a Batman movie. I could never call
Speaker 1: him Matt again. It was awkward because she ended up
Speaker 1: kissing up a dude dressed like Batman while they were
Speaker 1: doing a photo op together. And after that Matt was
Speaker 1: a little bit moody, a little jealous of him. And
Speaker 1: after the date, he has not been able to get
Speaker 1: a hold of Christina. So Matt Man going through a
Speaker 1: little bit of a rough patch here. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but that song? Did that give you life matt Man
Speaker 1: a little bit? I mean, Christina is the hottest, skeeekiest
Speaker 1: girl I've ever met, My buddy, I'm afraid of losing her.
Speaker 1: I need your guys to help to get her. You're
Speaker 1: going about this all wrong, Okay. You need to say
Speaker 1: that she's lucky to be with you, and you're the
Speaker 1: superhero and then we're of course you deserve to have
Speaker 1: a beautiful, geeky woman as your partner in life. Sure
Speaker 1: do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's how you can tell when her voice gets really
Speaker 1: high like that. Of course, he no, I believe that, mad, right,
Speaker 1: you need to have some confidence going into this. I
Speaker 1: think that that's why she's not calling you back is
Speaker 1: you don't have any man. That's time from going to
Speaker 1: sidekick to hero. I think that's right. That's the attitude
Speaker 1: I want that man returns. Yeah, all right, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna call Christina here any last words? That's right? All right,
Speaker 1: spoke like a true hero. All right, I'm gonna doubt
Speaker 1: the phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Christina? Please? This is she. Hi Christina,
Speaker 1: my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. You want to talk with us?
Speaker 1: You said you're from a radio show. I am calling
Speaker 1: from a radio show. And the reason why we reached
Speaker 1: out to you is because we do something on our
Speaker 1: show called a second Date Update. That's where if you
Speaker 1: go out with someone and if afterwards they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can reach out to us and we'll
Speaker 1: call that person to try and figure out the reason why. Um,
Speaker 1: so you're calling me about somebody else? Yes, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: So who are you talking about? Exactly? We had a
Speaker 1: guy that emailed us about you, and his name was Matt. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He said a lot of nice stuff about you. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you are amazing. Yeah, I mean I am great.
Speaker 1: But see that's good. That's I'm sorry. I was not
Speaker 1: thinks best though. That's okay. I don't know what he
Speaker 1: shared with you, Like, I haven't spoken to him for
Speaker 1: a while now. So he said that you guys met
Speaker 1: on Reddit and you guys bonded over both being into comics,
Speaker 1: and we definitely did. I just realized like he wasn't
Speaker 1: the best fit for me. So, I mean, we've just
Speaker 1: stopped talking now. Is it because when you guys went
Speaker 1: out to the movies, he dressed up as Robin when
Speaker 1: you were dressed as poison ivy. Is that what you
Speaker 1: mean when you don't fit? Oh? Great? So he told
Speaker 1: you about our date. Yeah, and we even heard that
Speaker 1: people were like lining up to take pictures with you
Speaker 1: that you looked so amazing. He did mention that there
Speaker 1: was kind of an awkward moment where this really hunky
Speaker 1: batman guy and you gave him a kiss on the
Speaker 1: cheek he said on the cheek. Yeah, I did. I
Speaker 1: mean I do that with other people, So that's not
Speaker 1: like strange for me. Okay, okay, okay, here's my guess,
Speaker 1: because Matt talked to us for a while, and he
Speaker 1: just doesn't sound very confident, Like, is that what killed
Speaker 1: it for you? Good job, Brooke, what SIUs way to
Speaker 1: throw the guy under the bus. I mean, we talked
Speaker 1: to him for a while and he sounds like a
Speaker 1: total loser. Is that the problem was? He just felt
Speaker 1: like like you were so amazing that he couldn't believe
Speaker 1: that you were going out with him because you were
Speaker 1: out of his league. Yeah, I mean that's not a
Speaker 1: problem though, Like I know a lot of guys, they're
Speaker 1: a bit shy and they're I'm based sound a little
Speaker 1: bit shallow for saying this, but when I first saw
Speaker 1: him that day and I saw what he was wearing,
Speaker 1: like right away, it was the biggest turnoff ever because
Speaker 1: he was wearing a Robin costume. It looks like he
Speaker 1: squeezed into a twelve year old costume. Oh he looked
Speaker 1: terrible and his belly was hanging out, and I was
Speaker 1: I worked so hard on my costume and honestly felt
Speaker 1: like an insult that he thought he'd looked okay. Oh,
Speaker 1: so he was just really unattractive in the outfit, and like,
Speaker 1: that's not the biggest deal for me, but the fact
Speaker 1: that he didn't realize it, and then he started doing
Speaker 1: other things, like he started battling with some of the
Speaker 1: other people there and was out all these things like
Speaker 1: capel and like he was really getting into it. That
Speaker 1: sounds awesome, though, yeah, I mean, yeah, is it? Though?
Speaker 1: You're in like a tiny little Robin outfit and you're
Speaker 1: yelling out sound effects and doing for ten battles in
Speaker 1: the lobby like that. To me, yeah, I thought that's
Speaker 1: kind of the point of going to these things where
Speaker 1: you all dress up and you try to be in character. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was just not turn on for me. And
Speaker 1: he had the big hairy belly sticking out. He just
Speaker 1: looked like a penguin. It looked terrible. Oh god, oh man.
Speaker 1: He literally kept making it worse for me. What else.
Speaker 1: He went to go get snacks, and he got this
Speaker 1: whole array of snacks, including the big bucket of popcorn,
Speaker 1: and he just looked ridiculous walking around was this huge
Speaker 1: bucket of popcorn and there's Robbin costume. You gotta put
Speaker 1: more time into those costumes though, I mean, especially if
Speaker 1: you're out there to impress someone. And I don't want
Speaker 1: to blindside you here, but I do have to tell
Speaker 1: you that the boy Wonder is on the other line
Speaker 1: and he's been listening to this entire conversation and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh holy moly, Christina, that's not cool.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, No, I did not know you were on
Speaker 1: the phone. I'm so far you had to hear that.
Speaker 1: You're making me sound like I look like Shrek or
Speaker 1: something for you, bro, I mean you did? You look
Speaker 1: pretty bad? I'm sorry. I like, I put so much
Speaker 1: effort into my look and you totally ruined it by
Speaker 1: being by my side. So I felt really uncomfortable, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to like look at you again and
Speaker 1: then remind myself of that experience. What do I need?
Speaker 1: Do I need to get like a Batman costume to
Speaker 1: get your attention? My uncle has an ab belt I
Speaker 1: can wear when it's the hoses that make you happy?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about you pity belts? Yea like a
Speaker 1: tactical No? No, I mean one of those ap belts
Speaker 1: to work out in for people you know that don't
Speaker 1: look so good. To get the ones that like send
Speaker 1: electrical pulses to make your abs convulse. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: get one of those. Oh my gosh, Matt. From the
Speaker 1: sounds of it, it doesn't sound so much like you're
Speaker 1: that unattractive. It's just that you chose a really bad outfit.
Speaker 1: I mean, you yourself called yourself the party City Robin. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to think I was taking it
Speaker 1: too seriously. I'm like, hey, party City, it's not movie quality.
Speaker 1: You know. Well, come on, Matt, like, this is your
Speaker 1: chance to win her over right now. Maybe you can
Speaker 1: say something kind of masculine and sexual to try and
Speaker 1: get her on the right side. Christina, Okay, no, is
Speaker 1: that a Batman voice? Filling to go out with me?
Speaker 1: I'll see you at Arkham Asylum. Could you'd be crazy
Speaker 1: to miss this opportunity? That that was cute, Christina, Matt.
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you that I've actually been seeing
Speaker 1: the Batman guy, but I ended up kissing So how
Speaker 1: Batman you kissed on the cheek? Oh wow? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: gave me his number. Oh my gosh. So I guess
Speaker 1: that means we're done. Yeah, you tell her way to
Speaker 1: fight for her bro I mean, how serious is it, Christina?
Speaker 1: Are you guys exclusive yet? It's gotten there? So I
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna keep going with him. And I'm sorry, Matt.
Speaker 1: It's fun for a little bit, but not anymore. So
Speaker 1: I'm going it down. Vote all your memes from now on.
Speaker 1: Get Matt Geter all right, Matt? Well, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry foiled again. Yeah, alright, no second date for
Speaker 1: you today. Yeah, it's whatever. I mean. Batman's turned on
Speaker 1: Robin before, and we know that doesn't turn out well.
Speaker 1: So what type of turning on are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Look up the comics Man d C Comics, nineteen seventy eight,
Speaker 1: Chuck O'Neal Come on, okay, episode sixty nine, Batman gets
Speaker 1: turned on by Robin. Go check it out. No, that
Speaker 1: was this eighty three Apologuice, I'm Moving ninety two point five,