WEBVTT - Ratasoupie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:10.280 Motherfucking mini episode, many episode, motherfucking mini episod. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:16.720 Ain't nothing going on but the money and power. You 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:21.080 many niggas out here count They be saving the hose, 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.279 they be buying them clothes. But a nigga like me 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:29.320 can I do welcome little mama's and gentiles, so like 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:31.960 to another phenomenal episode of. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.440 My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:39.840 deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:43.640 And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of you, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.159 the listeners. It's another motherfucking mini episode. 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:51.040 I'm David Boy, I'm Likesning Kerman, and we're so happy 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.920 you sweet baby booths have decided to tune in. We're 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:57.600 so happy that we get to unpack your many, your 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:03.760 your You all are prolific in your in your conspiracy theory. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:08.600 Reason you send us emails constantly, too many for us 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.840 to manage at this point, really, which is really exciting, 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.240 and we we do not complain about that one bit, 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.880 and we hope the emails keep coming in. Today we 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.520 got an email that we've wanted to talk about, I 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.440 would say for a little while now. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.440 The topic was so great we could not stop and 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:27.760 we just were really waiting for the perfect time to 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.440 slow down and unpack this whole. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.760 Yeah, you really want to give yourself a little bit 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:35.480 of wiggle room to ask the right questions with this 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:36.960 subject I would say. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:38.640 Because I've think a lot of times, I think we 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.240 feel the same way. It's the subject line that gets us. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.600 So if you want to get on subject line, that's 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:45.720 that's how you got to do it. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:49.920 I think that's right. I think very often a provocative 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:55.640 subject line can sometimes supersede what inevitably becomes an idiotic email. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:02:00.200 Sometimes they're they're truly dumb, and we we had no 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.360 business even reading the nonsense you sent us, But you 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.960 hooked us right away with the subject line. And I'm 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.160 not sure that this one's any different, but it got 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:09.200 us from the beginning. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:10.920 Listen. I think at the end of the day, you 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:14.840 have to understand that Langston myself were both firmly planted 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:20.680 in the millennial time zone, and that we will not 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.840 read full articles. We will skim the tops and then 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.040 tell our friends that's who we are. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.400 Let's be clear, you at home are the onion, and 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:35.520 we are only here for the taglines. Baby, that's it. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:41.720 I don't give a shit about the real news. I 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.200 keep my opinions up enough to just keep people's back 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.920 off my back at like a party. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.480 Yeah, I think that's right. I want to be in 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.119 a way where if a subject comes up, I can 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:56.360 throw in a thought and then walk away from that conversation. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:57.720 And then go And then you'll find me at the 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:59.160 Deviled Eggs. Yeah. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.400 I say you had a lot of parties with deviled eggs? 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:06.400 Is that l Yeah? Lately it has actually been coming up, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.160 like because we had someone on Eastern I was like, damn, 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.320 these are good as fuck. And then at Eastern I 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:12.920 was like, the last three or four times I had 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:17.720 doubled eggs, they weren't good. And then it happens a lot. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:18.400 are you not? 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.079 I'm not at it often enough. I wouldn't say that 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.400 that's a frequent thing that's happening. I am at a 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.600 lot of parties with food, But I feel like a 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:32.640 deviled egg party is as a step further into like 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.480 sort of the food party of it all. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.040 You know what I think it is too, is that 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.040 La is not a Deviled eggs city, Bros. 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:40.760 That's fair. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:44.200 I think it's just nobody's bringing like this is I 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:47.480 live in Denver, Man, everybody, somebody's gonna think it was 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:49.920 a good idea, you know what I mean. I still 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.920 go to parties where people bring like a bunch of 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.960 taco bell or some shit. Yeah. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:58.280 I feel like in La deviled eggs are are too 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:03.240 offensive to too many palettes. You just don't You don't 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.720 even bring that because who's gonna want it? 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.120 Kind of exactly, you know what I'm telling your parties 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:11.320 don't have punch. I had been to one punch party 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.200 one time. Six years I lived in Los Angeles. Not 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:15.120 one punch party. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.039 Yeah, because we're all pretending to have money we don't have. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.440 Yeah, yeah, just get some seven up, get some sugart, 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:28.720 let's have a good time, you know, Relax, Bring the punchback. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.080 Summer twenty twenty four, bring the punchback. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.560 Yeah, come on, I'm trying to see some sprite with 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:35.920 a little bit of foam on time. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.720 It's the best. It's the best drink. And if you 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.599 guys got punch recipes, honestly send them in because I'm 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.960 gonna be I'm entertaining this summer. I'm having lots of 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.360 food parties. Oh nice, that's my plan. I am at 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.760 the crib or are you taking this to like public 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.640 spaces at the crib, I'm in the park a lot 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:57.719 because of I don't want to bring it back up 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.839 as much as I did last year. But obviously, you know, 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.720 I have the boats, so I'm grilling in the park 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:03.000 a lot. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:06.800 You have the boats, you you have. I hope more 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:10.640 race war wars to facilitate. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.159 Yeah, I definitely Race Wars is coming back up at 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.479 the end of the summer. Obviously. You know. I like 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:19.000 to watch people race. It's like running and racing and 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.919 fighting are the two things you're gonna watch no matter 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:23.120 what the context. 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.320 Yeah, I think that's fair, you know what I mean. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:30.120 It's always fun, always, always exciting to see somebody lose, 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.599 Always excited to see someone get punched in the head, 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:33.919 you know. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.680 Also always exciting to pit races against each other in 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:41.480 tests of strength, you know what I mean. Always Yeah, 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.360 that's how boxing works, right, It is fun. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.720 I'll be honest. I've had a hard time with the 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:53.800 results lately. I don't love the ratio of how our 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.240 race is doing as it goes between like you know, 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:01.520 black versus white fights. Specifically, it feels like we're not 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:03.039 we're not up right now. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.440 Do you think that's algorithmic though, or do you think 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:06.760 that's the culture in general? 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.040 I wonder because I think so much of the culture 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.880 now is driven by algorithms. So like Jake Paul does 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:18.720 not become Jake Paul the now legitimate sort of like 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:22.120 boxer if you you know, if we're calling it that 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.800 without the algorithm already doing a lot of service for him, 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.479 you know what I mean. Like he even if he 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.920 was a great boxer, he never went through any of 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.960 the traditional routes, so the algorithm had to help him 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.480 skip a bunch of steps. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.880 I think we don't have to say he is a 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:40.680 great boxer. I don't. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.039 I don't think that he is. But I also don't 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.000 think he's as shitty as everybody wanted him to be. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.560 I think he is. I think it's just like he's like, uh, 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.200 boxing has become like you know how Formula Run is 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.680 just for like the rich teams and then they just 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.360 like they cheat the way that because they're all so 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.000 rich or whatever. Yeah, it feels like that's the same 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:07.240 thing when Boston were like, he's not a legitimate fight. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.360 No, I don't think he's ever gonna contend for like 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.640 have you know what I mean? Like, I know the 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:17.880 difference between like the scales to some extent, but I'm 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.960 saying that on average, there are very few people who 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.680 are even competent enough to be in the ring with 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:27.080 Mike Tyson at any age. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:28.080 Do you know what I mean? 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:32.440 Like, it's not he's at least competent enough to not die. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.960 I mean, yeah, if you're talking about like versus me 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.880 and you are like somethinger on the street. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.000 Yeah, But but that's what I'm saying. I think we 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.480 wanted him to just be a motherfucker on the street 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:46.320 and he's not that. And that's the sort of like 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:48.960 frustration or confusion of it. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.880 I mean, I guess I hate him. I just sorry. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.239 I just recently gotten a conversation with him about him recently, 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.560 and I didn't even realize how deep it ran, but 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:01.040 I was like, I hate that. I think it's bad 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:03.000 that he does. 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.360 Let me be clear, because now I feel like we're 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.040 not on the same page. I'm not a fan. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:13.520 Oh okay, I thought you quit picking on my friend. Okay, 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:15.640 that's makes one. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:19.000 I thought I made that sort of established that just 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:22.920 from my personality That's why I was like, what is 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.080 he doing? I can't say that you've ever offended me 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:30.080 more by presuming that I was a fan of Jake Ball, 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:34.079 I am not. I think that he's a very very 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:39.199 bad person who I wish desperately every single time gets 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:44.400 his jaw broken off by the person he's challenged. You said, 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:51.439 ratio wise, he will not stop winning, even against motherfuckers 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:56.480 that I'm rooting for desperately to murder him. And so yeah, 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.960 I I it just thinks it is my point. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.760 You know what I like about this podcast is that 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.000 you and I constantly pushed the threadsholds of being offended 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.719 by each other. And I think that's a fun dynamic. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.520 I do too. Yeah, and that's what people tune in 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.800 for every week to see how we can hurt each 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:14.640 other's feelings. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:19.200 Yeah, we we hurt each other and we come back giggly. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:22.720 Some it's so fun. I mean, you guys don't know this. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:26.199 Before this license said something very hurt He called me 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:30.800 an anti hero at best, and you know what, it 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:36.240 was hilarious. I can't help that. Does it fuck with 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.960 my personal narrative and how I go about living my life? Yeah, 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:42.040 I'm gonna take a walk and think about some shit 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:48.760 or whatever. But hey, that's his business. We're emotionally stunted 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.040 and we're here for the last Let's get into this. 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:55.000 Let's get into this email and stop offending each other 0:09:55.080 --> 0:10:00.880 on purpose. But uh, this email, I won't say it 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.040 doesn't say, don't say my name. This is from Cord. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:07.359 I don't know what kind of name that is. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:13.080 The Cord I knew growing up was a person named Cordero, Right. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.400 I don't know if that's that's a common thing or 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.200 if that was just Cordero. But Cordero was Cord. 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.760 Okay, Oh, I have one question, and I just want 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.240 to throw this out there. We don't have to get 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.440 too deep. Do you know more black or Hispanic? Carlosis 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:29.920 or Italian? I mean, I don't know. I don't even 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:30.880 know where the names from. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:38.480 Hmmm, Carlosis. Damn, it's mostly black people, right, I would 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:44.280 say it's like two thirds Latino and then like one 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.480 third black people. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.080 I think it's the other way around for me. But 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.000 I only know like four or five. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:57.640 Yeah, I know like four. I know three and one 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:02.480 of them is black and then to Latinos. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.280 I you know what, I only know three, but it's 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:08.760 the opposite. Two are black and one's Latino. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.640 I will say I was very surprised at my first 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:15.920 black Carlos, but then it became much more common in 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.040 a way that I didn't anticipate at all, where I 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:23.480 was like, oh shit, it does feel like it's ours, right, Really, 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:25.840 I don't know, I don't I don't know how. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.480 To explain it. I don't know. Listen, this is just 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.679 a gut feeling. I don't feel that way. You don't 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:32.760 feel like it feels. You don't feel like we would 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.480 have Like if you put a one hundred black people 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.120 in a room with the typewriter till the end of time. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.000 I don't know. I don't know how that thing goes, 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.240 but I'm saying it feels like the name we would 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:42.280 have made up at some point. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:46.200 First of all, I like that you build on that 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.000 monkey's typing analogy. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.960 Would I felt wrong, It felt it didn't feel good. 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:53.920 As soon as I started saying it, I was like, 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.040 I don't think this is I don't think this is 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:57.000 doing what you wanted to. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.960 Yeah, to be clear, it's the allergy where you go 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:03.280 if you put a I think it's like a hundred 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.520 monkeys and a typewriter in a room for however long, 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:11.079 they'll eventually like write a script, like they'll actually find 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.320 their way into like a real story. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.720 Well, you know what growth is about, acknowledge, It is 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:24.920 about change and acknowledging your faults. So I'm sorry I did. Yeah, 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:29.160 I was trying to impress you all, and I conflated 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:33.640 black people with monkeys. Who among us? Who among us? 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:40.440 But to the larger question, what were you saying? I know, 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:45.440 I think Carlos Carlos just for me, has always rang 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:50.520 very Latino, and then the shock of black sort of 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.840 like opened my eyes to a new world, I would say. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:57.040 But maybe I'm just ignorant. Maybe there's there's a world 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.839 of carlos Is out there that I haven't experienced yet. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.200 Well, here's what I'm saying. The two black Carlos's I 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:05.080 know are from California. Maybe it's a West Coast. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:09.400 Thing, now, see that I could see, because especially in 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:13.840 LA there's so much Latino culture just cooked into LA 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:17.960 culture in a way that like almost seems like that. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.880 I mean, in some ways it is almost the primary 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.800 culture of Los Angeles. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.839 I mean, I think of the West in general, like, yeah, 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:29.200 the primary of the West, but it's like the urban 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:32.120 West is very Latino culture so much so they're like 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:34.199 when I go to Philly and nobody's talking about tacos, 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.760 I'm like, what the fuck is this? Right? 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:40.200 Yeah, it's just everything has a little bit to do 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:41.760 with being Latino out here. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.080 Everybody drinks margarita's. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I was at 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.200 a bar in Cleveland and they had patron girls patron 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:52.720 bottle girls where they give out or no in Pittsburgh. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.320 This was in Pittsburgh years ago, they had patron girls 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:58.600 where they were given out patron and I was with somebody. 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:00.360 I was on tour, so I was with some from 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.480 California and we were like, hell yeah, free patron and 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.360 the girls were like, nobody drinks this out here because 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.000 nobody knows what tequila is. We can't even give it away. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.800 Whoa Yeah, And I was like, this town is trash. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.280 I was gonna say, is that a Pittsburgh problem? That 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:14.760 might be. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:21.360 That might be problem that seems like a real Pittsburgh issue. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.880 Yeah it is. I was like, I gotta get out 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.960 of here, but also give me that free patron because 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:33.840 that's shit, you know, that's a nine dollars shot. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:39.240 We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.040 We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.120 and it's it's fucking great. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:48.720 We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.640 Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.680 Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:57.240 really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:00.800 dad hat, the traditional logo and black and cat. Then 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.280 we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.560 a coofie on it. Since my mama told me. And 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.360 then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:09.360 which is who you are. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.520 Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:16.120 mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.120 brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.880 we would love for you to get some if you 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.880 haven't got it already, and we want you to have 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:25.520 all the sweet stuff, so get it. 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:32.280 Anyways, let's get to this cemil huh yeah, please, we've 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:38.600 done enough so from cord not yeah, yeah, Cordero Corda. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:42.440 We don't know your name. The title Jamaican rat soup. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.480 Come on, you had usit rat, you had us a 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:55.800 Jamaican rat. Oh yeah, hey like send it David, big 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:59.120 fan of the show, been listening for years. It's better 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.240 now that you had a day, so Legson doesn't have 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.240 to carry all the weight of being funny and hosting. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.360 I would like to make it clear I think Legson 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:08.800 is both funny and hosting. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.320 Still, I don't think it was a slight I think 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.440 that was the nice thing, Just that it just felt 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:19.800 very It felt like a very clinical assessment, right right. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:23.480 What changed where it's like I'm glad you're here because 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:27.760 Langston had too much work to do before. And it's like, yeah, okay, 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.760 yes that's fair, that's reasonable, it's a hundred. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:33.800 I wanted to be clear I will not be doing 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:37.880 any research going forward, but I'm here. I got the jokes, baby, 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:38.880 you got. 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.200 The jokes, and we appreciate those jokes. 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:44.320 That's all. That's all I ever wanted. All right, here's 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:48.400 my conspiracy theory. My mother in law is Jamaican, like 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:56.600 from the bush country backwards, Jamaican, that's your old issue. 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.640 And she is always telling stories of local herbs and 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.320 that they used there. She is always telling me how 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.960 her granddad used to tell her which herbs to find 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.359 and where to find them. Yesterday she told me that 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:11.840 a Jamaican cure for asthma was to catch a wild rat, 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.880 boil it, and eat the soup from the boiled rat. 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:18.960 Do you know about this? Thanks guys. PS this is 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.200 my third attempt to get my conspiracy theory on the show, 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.880 just saying well you had us until the PS. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:26.280 Yeah. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.919 I didn't care for that PS one bit, But but 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.240 what do you want from my SCRD. It's it's it's 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:36.080 a busy program. Quite honestly, you're lucky that we read 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.600 that PS late and that we don't read the whole thing, 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:41.439 because read it you would not have been picked. So 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:45.600 how about that to the question of boiling wild rat? 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:50.720 And wild feels very high intensity word there, because what 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:52.119 is a wild rat? 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:54.600 How many rats aren't wild? Yeah? 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:59.080 There are. I just assumes that we're not talking about 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:04.000 like grass fed, free range rats. We're talking about real 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.880 fucking rats. That's how they get that way. It's by 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.119 being out there, Yeah, doing rat stuff. 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.919 You catch rats? I don't. I never heard like a 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:13.840 rat farm, right, and. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:16.239 I think there are some like there used to be 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.840 those kids at school. I knew like two kids at 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.239 school growing up who had like a pet rat, and 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.680 you you're always looking at them weird because it's like, bro, 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:30.399 that's that's an outdoor animal. That's not even that's. 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:33.280 Not even meant to be. And my lower self esteem 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.160 here is I dated a woman who had a pet rat. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.280 It was oh fuck, it was. 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.120 Yeah, they'd be like, they'll train them a little bit, 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:42.960 and it wasn't. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.960 It was they had that gross warm and I had 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.159 I was like, I pretended to be cool with it, 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:51.520 and then after a while I had to look at 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.800 my heart and be like, what do you do it? No? 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:56.920 Wait, so when you say not trained, she couldn't even 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:58.640 like take it out impeted and shit. 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:00.119 I mean she could take it out and petted, but 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:02.280 it wasn't like it didn't do tricks. It was just 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:08.760 a dirty rat. Yeah, it's you know, in the early twenties, 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:10.119 you make a lot of bad moves. 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:12.120 No, yeah, that's not a girl that I would want 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.480 to be with. But I respect that that that was 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.840 part of the journey that got you to where you are. 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:19.080 I tried it, you know what I mean. You gotta 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:21.200 try it or you don't want to try it, because 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:27.240 I need it for you. It's it's jay z blueprint. Yeah, 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:30.760 come on, Hovee did that? So hopefully you. 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:31.719 Ain't got to go through that. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.920 Uh, I don't so, I will say off the top, 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:38.080 I never heard of this in my life. This sounds 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.800 I didn't even I guess somewhere in the back of 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:45.160 my mind, I knew that people might possibly eat rat. Listen, 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.800 I've grown up in like, I never grown up. Rats 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:50.760 have always been contaminated to me. 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:54.880 Yeah, I mean I wear a meal of And I 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:57.000 don't mean this in a pejorative way. I just thought 0:19:57.040 --> 0:20:01.040 they were a meal of desperation. That like it was like, oh, 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:06.639 we are a nation war torn and struggling to you know, 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:11.480 feed ourselves. Therefore we eat rat. We don't just do 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:15.480 that out of like part of the culture, right, Like. 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:18.040 I don't get the feeling that there are cultures where 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:20.680 rat is a primary dish. Now, I don't know. I 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:23.720 just don't feel like rodents in. 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:27.720 General, right Yeah, No, I don't think so. 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.120 Like nobody's eating like mouse salad or anything. No. 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:36.000 Yeah, I don't know that to be a common thing anywhere. 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:37.640 Except for those big ones. What are the big ones? 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:42.639 Cucka bears kuype of Kika Capi bears Capy bears that 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:47.359 those that actually looks like it could have some good meat. Yeah. 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.280 I don't know what it is, but that just the 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.280 weasel family ain't exactly hidden for me. 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:55.080 Or I go like numb numb numb by that he 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:56.080 means Jamaicans. 0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:04.040 I I'll say this, I while I did not know 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:07.200 anything about this, I I certainly had not had no 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:11.359 previous knowledge of people eating rat as like part of 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:15.840 a dish. It's especially interesting to me that this is medicinal. 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:19.560 This isn't like what what cord is describing is not 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.320 just that like, oh you eat rat because it's a 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:29.720 secretly delicious dish, have some rat soup with your dad. 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:35.080 It's they're saying that, like this is meant to here asthma. 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:37.280 That's a crazy one. Dude. 0:21:37.680 --> 0:21:40.680 You can't breathe, chomp up that rat, Come on, man, 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:45.920 boil that rat for about two hours and uh and well, 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:49.520 kira a thing that we thought was permanent for most people. 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:51.840 I think that's my understanding of asthma. 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:54.840