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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, many episode, motherfucking mini episod.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nothing going on but the money and power. You

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Speaker 2: can I do welcome little mama's and gentiles, so like

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Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of.

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Speaker 3: My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,

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Speaker 3: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of you,

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Speaker 2: the listeners. It's another motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: I'm David Boy, I'm Likesning Kerman, and we're so happy

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Speaker 3: so happy that we get to unpack your many, your

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Speaker 3: your You all are prolific in your in your conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 3: Reason you send us emails constantly, too many for us

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Speaker 3: to manage at this point, really, which is really exciting,

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Speaker 3: and we we do not complain about that one bit,

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Speaker 3: and we hope the emails keep coming in. Today we

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Speaker 3: got an email that we've wanted to talk about, I

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Speaker 3: would say for a little while now.

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Speaker 2: The topic was so great we could not stop and

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Speaker 2: we just were really waiting for the perfect time to

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Speaker 2: slow down and unpack this whole.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you really want to give yourself a little bit

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Speaker 2: Because I've think a lot of times, I think we

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Speaker 2: feel the same way. It's the subject line that gets us.

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Speaker 2: So if you want to get on subject line, that's

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Speaker 2: that's how you got to do it.

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Speaker 3: I think that's right. I think very often a provocative

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Speaker 3: subject line can sometimes supersede what inevitably becomes an idiotic email.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes they're they're truly dumb, and we we had no

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Speaker 3: hooked us right away with the subject line. And I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure that this one's any different, but it got

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Speaker 2: Listen. I think at the end of the day, you

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Speaker 2: have to understand that Langston myself were both firmly planted

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Speaker 2: in the millennial time zone, and that we will not

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Speaker 2: read full articles. We will skim the tops and then

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Speaker 2: tell our friends that's who we are.

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear, you at home are the onion, and

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Speaker 3: we are only here for the taglines. Baby, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a shit about the real news. I

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Speaker 2: keep my opinions up enough to just keep people's back

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's right. I want to be in

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Speaker 2: And then go And then you'll find me at the

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Speaker 2: Deviled Eggs. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I say you had a lot of parties with deviled eggs?

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Speaker 2: Is that l Yeah? Lately it has actually been coming up,

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Speaker 2: like because we had someone on Eastern I was like, damn,

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Speaker 3: I'm not at it often enough. I wouldn't say that

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Speaker 3: that's a frequent thing that's happening. I am at a

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Speaker 2: You know what I think it is too, is that

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Speaker 2: La is not a Deviled eggs city, Bros.

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Speaker 3: That's fair.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just nobody's bringing like this is I

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Speaker 3: I feel like in La deviled eggs are are too

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Speaker 2: Kind of exactly, you know what I'm telling your parties

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're all pretending to have money we don't have.

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Speaker 2: Summer twenty twenty four, bring the punchback.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, I'm trying to see some sprite with

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's fair, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's always fun, always, always exciting to see somebody lose,

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Speaker 2: Also always exciting to pit races against each other in

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's algorithmic though, or do you think

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Speaker 2: I think we don't have to say he is a

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think he's ever gonna contend for like

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Speaker 3: Like, it's not he's at least competent enough to not die.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, if you're talking about like versus me

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Speaker 2: You know what I like about this podcast is that

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Speaker 2: I do too. Yeah, and that's what people tune in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we we hurt each other and we come back giggly.

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Speaker 2: Some it's so fun. I mean, you guys don't know this.

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Speaker 2: Before this license said something very hurt He called me

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Speaker 2: and we're here for the last Let's get into this.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into this email and stop offending each other

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Speaker 2: on purpose. But uh, this email, I won't say it

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Speaker 2: doesn't say, don't say my name. This is from Cord.

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Speaker 3: The Cord I knew growing up was a person named Cordero, Right.

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Speaker 2: I only know like four or five.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know like four. I know three and one

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Speaker 2: I you know what, I only know three, but it's

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Speaker 3: I will say I was very surprised at my first

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Speaker 3: was like, oh shit, it does feel like it's ours, right, Really,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't I don't know how.

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Speaker 2: To explain it. I don't know. Listen, this is just

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Speaker 2: Anyways, let's get to this cemil huh yeah, please, we've

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Speaker 2: done enough so from cord not yeah, yeah, Cordero Corda.

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Speaker 2: We don't know your name. The title Jamaican rat soup.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you had usit rat, you had us a

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Speaker 2: Jamaican rat. Oh yeah, hey like send it David, big

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Speaker 2: now that you had a day, so Legson doesn't have

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Speaker 3: The jokes, and we appreciate those jokes.

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Speaker 2: That's all. That's all I ever wanted. All right, here's

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Speaker 2: my conspiracy theory. My mother in law is Jamaican, like

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Speaker 2: Do you know about this? Thanks guys. PS this is

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Speaker 3: You can't breathe, chomp up that rat, Come on, man,

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Speaker 2: Are awesome bodies are goofy man. Maybe one guy ate

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we literally black plague wiped out I

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Speaker 2: No, we know they dirty. They're dirty, and I advocate

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Speaker 2: exotic meats. But rats stay stay in the garbage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're a filthy, filthy bunch. So for this

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Speaker 2: We're not saying that you're not gonna have sickle cell

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that we've made the full connection yet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the research is still the result certain conclusive.

436
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Speaker 3: I don't know that science says, uh, put pigs feet

437
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 3: plus your mouth equals sickle cell. But I do recognize

438
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 3: that you're saying that maybe we're causing bigger problems than ourselves,

439
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 3: and we see that. But that said, I think rat

440
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 3: might just be that for them where it's like, oh,

441
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 3: you're holding on to a thing that like is somebody

442
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Speaker 3: did instead of just being honest and being like we

443
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 3: shouldn't do that.

444
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Speaker 2: That's not helping because also the smaller the sample group,

445
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 2: the less I believe in the you know what I'm saying, Like,

446
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 2: if it's just like if it's just like it's not

447
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: even Jamaican's as the whole who say this, it's this

448
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 2: like one small backwater town that says it, then I'm

449
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: like less inclined. Like if it was the whole nation,

450
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: then I'd be like, Okay, well maybe let's check it out. Well,

451
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 2: this is where I think you're gonna get some troubling news.

452
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Speaker 2: And the Olivia sent to us that this is a

453
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Speaker 2: popular Jamaican folk remedy. The recommended treatment for whooping cough

454
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Speaker 2: was rat soup. Whooping cough house I never know how

455
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Speaker 2: to quite say it. Whooping household rats were safe from

456
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: the soup pot. It was the brush rat found in

457
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 2: Canefield provided a bush rat excuse me, provided a cure

458
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Speaker 2: for whooping cough. Some believe bush rat soup is the

459
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Speaker 2: stuff of legend, but others swear by the use and

460
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Speaker 2: curative properties of rat soup. I'm curious.

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Speaker 3: So it does sound like in Jamaica specifically, there is

462
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Speaker 3: a distinction between rats that would be digging through your

463
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 3: trash and rats that are truly like out in the

464
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Speaker 3: wilderness ass rats.

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Speaker 2: Right, I mean?

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Speaker 3: Also, yo, though I I I googled rat soup, I

467
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 3: don't like it. Do they like leave the head in

468
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Speaker 3: or some is it some weird it's.

469
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Speaker 2: It's just not cool.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, let me get it.

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Speaker 2: Let me get Oh yeah, why is it?

472
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Speaker 3: Well, isn't meatballs?

473
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Speaker 2: No, that that's the Halloween recipe. You gotta keep going.

474
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,719
Speaker 3: Oh oh, they just put the whole body in. Yeah, terrible.

475
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't even you gotta cut them tails off. Yeah,

476
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Speaker 2: they don't.

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Speaker 3: Even for our listeners at home, they're not even cutting

478
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Speaker 3: the heads or the tails. They're not like separating the meat,

479
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: so you forget what you're eating. It's just a whole

480
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 3: ass rat and his friends at the bottom of a bowl.

481
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Speaker 2: And that's It's a tough it's a tough look. I

482
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: mean that being said, Listen, I'm all for an alternative medicine.

483
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 2: I don't love big pharma either. That being said, maybe

484
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: keep your inhaler on hand.

485
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say that there's maybe a fair argument

486
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Speaker 3: to say rat soup can't be worse than us than

487
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: like oxycotton, you know what I mean. I think there's

488
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 3: a there's probably the the violence that these drugs have

489
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 3: done to us is as substantial, if not more dangerous,

490
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 3: than whatever rat soup could do to you. That said,

491
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 3: there are other ways of solving your asthma issue, and

492
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 3: you should maybe explore those before you eat a whole

493
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 3: ass rat in juice as you.

494
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Speaker 2: Although if it's a bush rat that seems fine. I mean,

495
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: just don't do the rat like the rats in my alley.

496
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

497
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: If you eat a if you at home are thinking

498
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 3: I should eat a New York rat, you are wrong

499
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 3: and you won't be here for much longer.

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Speaker 2: Those are the worst rats. Urban rats in general are terrible,

501
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: but New York is the worst rats, right, and I.

502
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 3: Of my experience, Yeah, they just don't give a fuck

503
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 3: in a way that is exceptional to everybody else's rat.

504
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 2: Ow Like you wouldn't see that pizza rat in another city.

505
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's It's like there were times walking home

506
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 3: in Brooklyn at night where like I was scared because

507
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 3: trash can it was trash day, and they all got

508
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 3: lined up on the side, and I just knew every

509
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 3: like twenty steps a rat was going to run in

510
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: front of me.

511
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Speaker 2: And you ever see like in New York where somebody

512
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 2: like somebody jostles a pile of trash or some shit

513
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: and they all are run. That shit isn't Yeah, that

514
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: shit's awful.

515
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I don't New York rats feel exceptional one

516
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 3: I've said, I've definitely there are other cities I've lived

517
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 3: in where the rat situation was crazy, but New York

518
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 3: just just does it different.

519
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: Shout out to LA for not really having rats.

520
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not a lot, not a lot.

521
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: The only time I ever seen them is like downtown

522
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: LA and rarely.

523
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 3: I see him. But I don't see them like that,

524
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like when I see one,

525
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh shit, right, yeah, exactly, Okay, I didn't

526
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: know this was this kind of neighborhood.

527
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: They're true, they're they're they're The population is growing though,

528
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: because I never used to see him in Denver. Now

529
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: I've been seeing them and pigeons.

530
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 3: Like you think the pigeon population is spiking where you are?

531
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: I think somehow we're becoming more urban of a city.

532
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: I seen. I was on the walk the other day,

533
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: I seen black Hebrew is realites. M So if you

534
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: have that's the three the three barks of a real.

535
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 3: City, those are the three infestations you gotta look out for.

536
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 3: Is uh, rat, pigeon and of course black Hebrew is

537
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 3: real life.

538
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: It was funny because where I saw him too, they

539
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: were over they were downtown on the mall, and I

540
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: was like, Yo, there's only Mexicans over here. What are

541
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: you think? And who do you call for?

542
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 3: Black Hebrew?

543
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: Israelite? You know what I mean?

544
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 3: Reasing pigeons exterminator that's in the phone book.

545
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not we already got a target on our back.

546
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: I'm not going. I'm not going. Carlos come out.

547
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,479
Speaker 3: He's okay, he's all right.

548
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: He's a lot of things, all right. That one.

549
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: Olivia goes on to say that bush rats are considered

550
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: to be clean animals, and according to members of rat

551
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 3: eating communities, I don't like the way that that's what

552
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 3: their meat is said to be tasty and healthy. Uh

553
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 3: cdc quote unquote still working on it. Yeah, they're not

554
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: working on anything, which is why we got to get

555
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 3: a supplement. We do we we and I don't. I

556
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 3: think we gotta. We gotta sort of find an angle

557
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: that isn't really tapped into right right, Like I don't

558
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 3: think we go for like make your dig hard. We

559
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 3: got to stay away from digs. Oh No, I think

560
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: I think it's not hard. I think we want we

561
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,719
Speaker 3: want like a semi hard like our pill. We can

562
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 3: give you a pill that will keep you semi hard

563
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: for like days, yeah, for like like twelve hours.

564
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 2: What is that foring?

565
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 3: I don't know. But here's like if you got like

566
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 3: a cool photo shoot coming up and you don't, right,

567
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 3: you gotta take your pants off. You want to be

568
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: a little.

569
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: Almost like like you know what, I know what you

570
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: mean three quarters.

571
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want that ship to be like popping, but

572
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 3: you don't really want to have to like explain yourselfing,

573
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: like you don't.

574
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: Want to be necessarily flexing. But they need to know

575
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: there's muscles under the shit. Come on.

576
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if we could, if we could nail

577
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 3: that supplement market, I think we've got a big profit

578
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: coming our way.

579
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: Okay, see I was thinking we get we go for thickener.

580
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: Everybody's worried about increasing length. Oh, we make a girth supplement.

581
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 3: Girth supplement. Okay, you're sitting on a fucking door knob now, Okay,

582
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Speaker 3: David don't want it to get longer.

583
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Speaker 2: He just want that dang thing. Fa Why body, I

584
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Speaker 2: think we did it?

585
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Speaker 3: I think yeah, I'd say that's fair. Can you tell

586
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Speaker 3: the people where they can find you what cool shit

587
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Speaker 3: you got going on?

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Speaker 2: it's a tiny, tiny room, very limited seating. But I

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Speaker 2: would love for you to come out and watch me

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Speaker 1: It.

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Speaker 2: who's checking? You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: That's a gorgeous number and I've I haven't seen all

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Speaker 3: of it, but I've seen a bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny man, and I'm excited to see

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Speaker 3: what you do with it. As always, you can follow

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Speaker 3: That's I think correct, and last and most important. If

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Speaker 3: you want to send us your own drops, if you

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Speaker 3: want to send us your own conspiracy theories, if you

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Speaker 3: want to tell us about your personal recipe for rat soup,

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Speaker 3: send it all to my mama pod at gmail dot com.

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