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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show.

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Speaker 2: But let's go around the room. I'm gonna do several

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Speaker 2: around the rooms today just to kind of well, so

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Speaker 2: we don't have to like come up with an like

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Speaker 2: the ideas for the show. We don't want to be original. Today,

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Speaker 2: we'll start with Gandhi. What's on your mind today?

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Speaker 1: I got got last night. It's the worst I got got.

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Speaker 1: So I fell asleep around eight thirty. I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna sleep through the

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Speaker 1: night and wake up refreshed. I woke up at about

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Speaker 1: eleven forty five and looked at my phone and I

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Speaker 1: did not go back to sleep. Do not look at

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Speaker 1: your phone. If you're getting good sleep, shut your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Even if you have to go to the bathroom, do

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Speaker 1: it in the dark. Don't fall victim to the light

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Speaker 1: and all the bright stuff, because then you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: like me and you will stay up all night. So

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Speaker 1: bear with me, guys.

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Speaker 2: So do you like have no concept of what time

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Speaker 2: it is right now? Are you living in a weird,

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Speaker 2: weird world?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm fine as of right now.

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Speaker 3: I feel good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sleepy. I'm worried that when I go home,

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Speaker 1: I may sleep the whole day and then just throw

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Speaker 1: off the rest of the week. So I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: how to handle this.

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Speaker 4: All right, he got coffee coffee problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, coffee, caffeine, caffe eight baby, Hey producer, Sam, what

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Speaker 2: are you thinking about today?

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Speaker 3: I married the best human in the world because I'm

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Speaker 3: very competitive, as some of you might know.

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Speaker 2: When I show fold to a false and.

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Speaker 3: When I showed up to my sister's house for Easter,

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Speaker 3: she said, heads up, there's no Easter egg hunt for

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Speaker 3: us this year. I only set it up for my daughter,

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Speaker 3: who's about two. I'm like, this is bull crap. You've

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Speaker 3: known me longer, You've turned on me so quickly. I

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Speaker 3: was so upset. So my husband waited until my niece

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Speaker 3: did her Easter egg hunt, and then he secretly went

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Speaker 3: outside and re hit fifty eggs, and an hour later,

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Speaker 3: fifteen of us were out there doing our aggressive adult

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Speaker 3: Easter egg hunt.

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Speaker 2: There you go, he is the best. Why do we

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Speaker 2: give up Easter egg hunts as adults?

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Speaker 5: I think that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: We shouldn't.

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Speaker 6: It was so much fun.

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Speaker 3: I didn't win, and I'm still pissed, but it was

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Speaker 3: a great afternoon. I'm glad I still had my hunt.

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Speaker 2: Well, there you go, I'm glad you had a good

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Speaker 2: hunt day. Hey y scary, what's up with you?

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Speaker 5: Well, in an effort to be the funkal, you know,

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Speaker 5: the fun uncle, I got Jack and Nico a whole

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Speaker 5: bunch of candy and things for East, like the little

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Speaker 5: baskets and things. Well, my sister. My sister wanted to

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Speaker 5: strangle me because I think next year I'm going to

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Speaker 5: give that to them at the end on their way

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Speaker 5: out the door, because if you do it when you

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Speaker 5: get there, these kids were loaded with sugar all day,

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Speaker 5: running around, keeping off the stairs and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Where have you been all your life? I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: the kids eat candy and get amped up. I mean

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Speaker 2: I don't even have kids, and we all know that.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: But I was so.

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Speaker 5: Excited to give them these gifts, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: it's Easter, I'm just gonna just show up. I'm gonna come,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna come. Correct, And as soon as I walked

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Speaker 5: through the door, I handed it to them. Well, within

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Speaker 5: an hour and a half day were bouncing off the

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Speaker 5: walls and my sister's like, why did you give them

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Speaker 5: chocolate bunnies? Now you can't do that, Wait till after dessert,

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Speaker 5: you idiot.

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Speaker 2: I know you're the kind of uncle that gives like

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Speaker 2: a drum set for Christmas. That's totally they said, they're

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Speaker 2: and beat that damn drum. All right, there you go, Hey,

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Speaker 2: uh Froggy, what are you thinking about today?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 6: I knew that chocolate, excuse me, was bad for dogs,

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Speaker 6: but I didn't really raps for bad for dogs? Did

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Speaker 6: you know that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I have heard that.

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Speaker 6: Well, yeah, So I went to a party on Friday night.

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Speaker 6: This lady had a charcouterie board at her house, and

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Speaker 6: she had frozen grapes like they were had been frozen,

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Speaker 6: so I guess they would stay cool longer whatever people

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Speaker 6: were eating them. Well, you know me, I'm mature, So

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Speaker 6: there was somebody else there who's just as immature as

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Speaker 6: I am. We started throwing grapes at one another, and

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Speaker 6: there were grapes on the floor, and the dog got one,

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Speaker 6: and everybody's started freaking out. I had no idea dog's

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Speaker 6: candy grapes, So we had to dig this grape out

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Speaker 6: of dog's mouth, and I was afraid the dog was

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Speaker 6: gonna bite me, but he didn't know it yet, do not.

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Speaker 5: I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I don't think a grape is going to hurt it all.

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Speaker 2: But you should have.

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Speaker 6: Seen the reaction from these people.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know what, but the dogs their baby that

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Speaker 2: only you know what? Max ate a bunch of chocolate

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Speaker 2: ones that I freaked out. I ran into the vet

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Speaker 2: and they said what kind of chocolate was it? I

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Speaker 2: said it was like milk chocolate. That he's okay, the

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Speaker 2: dark chocolate. If they ate a lot of dark chocolate,

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Speaker 2: it could be bad, but not always. It's okay, Hey,

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Speaker 2: straight Nate, what's up with you today?

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Speaker 4: Okay, somebody explained this logic to me. I don't have

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Speaker 4: a dog, but I took a walk yesterday and I

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Speaker 4: saw many, several hundreds in fact, little baggies with dog

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Speaker 4: poop in it, sitting in like the yards and like

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Speaker 4: in the bushes and stuff like that. They don't throw

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Speaker 4: them away. That's my question. Isn't it better to just

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Speaker 4: have your dog take a crap on somebody's yard instead

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Speaker 4: of having them you know, picking it up in a

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Speaker 4: bag and then throwing the bag in the woods.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this, either you pick up your dog's

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Speaker 2: poo and you throw it away, or you pick up

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Speaker 2: your dog's pooh and throw the bushes.

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Speaker 4: No, it's looking I guess I don't know. So so

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Speaker 4: back to what we were talking about last week of

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Speaker 4: shame on you. Shame on you. If that's you picking

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Speaker 4: up your dogs poop and then twirling it through the

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Speaker 4: air and letting it landed, that's ridiculous. Why are you

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Speaker 4: doing that? People are disgusting. Shame on you. People are disgusting.

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Speaker 3: You're a real crumb bumb.

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Speaker 2: Bunch of crumb bumps.

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Speaker 6: I started calling people that, and they don't understand why.

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Speaker 2: Mayor called you a crumbumb. Alright, so do better dog

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Speaker 2: poop people, Same.

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Speaker 5: On you anyway. All right, that was great