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Speaker 2: Sounds like a mess. It is so.

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Speaker 1: My thirty three husband, Adam thirty six, came back from

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Speaker 1: Adam and I got back from the airport at seven pm,

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Speaker 1: He told me to come upstairs asap. He sounded very angry.

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Speaker 1: I went to meet him in the bedroom and I

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Speaker 1: I was dumbfounded. He began questioned me, saying he found

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Speaker 3: I would probably have the same reaction like why is

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Speaker 1: Because I literally had no idea what was going on.

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Speaker 3: she just walked into this situation and he's like, what

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Speaker 1: I know, and now he's thinking like, oh, like this

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Speaker 1: Like that's a really terrible situation to be in, dude,

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Speaker 2: Oh, you just like feel bad for both these people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I said he had the right to be mad,

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Speaker 1: She was like, bro, chill, have you ever heard of

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Speaker 2: What kind of prank is this? Where people are like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I screamed at her, asking how she thought this was

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Speaker 3: I mean, I like practical jokes, although this is way

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Speaker 3: Like I could see a person very easily being like

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean when you are insulted and traumatized in

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Speaker 2: Was That's why I don't cut the cancer out right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Like that's why, Like me personally, I feel like, okay,

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Speaker 2: One bit, No, not at all, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I do not think you are the asshole user A

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Speaker 1: I t a still prank five to five three.

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Speaker 1: I guess like she made this. Yeah, just perhaps, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like if you have a story, you know, make it

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Speaker 1: Kids, I have a lesson for you. If you ever

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Speaker 2: for the talk.

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Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, don't do it for thee. Don't do it

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Speaker 2: Just don't do it. Just don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Don't be an ass, don't be a butthole. Sam and

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Speaker 1: John read and read it stories. Yeah, we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: pretty whore. We're gonna go on the corner and sell

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Speaker 2: And that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 3: Everyone, you can you can go home. You can turn

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: So shout out to Sydney Torgerson. We love you, Sidney,

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Speaker 2: I will marry you right now. Shout out my roommate,

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Speaker 2: Christian J. William Christian, I will make love to you.

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Speaker 1: a full video. That's right, Curtis Copeland said, delightful. Damn straight, Oh,

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Speaker 3: Am I the a hole for switching to regular milk

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Speaker 3: to prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing from me?

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Speaker 3: Everyone's in charge of buying their own food, and we

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Speaker 2: This issue has been going on for almost a year,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sick of it. Yeah, good for you, op

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Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, his username is gut milk. I

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Speaker 3: One of my roommates are keep stealing my food. I

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Speaker 1: That's just so disrespectful. You gotta ask, or at least

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at a bear bare minimum, bare minimum.

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Speaker 3: My gallon of milk, for example, I buy almond milk

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Speaker 2: Its sketchy. That's pretty sketchy.

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Speaker 3: I confronted Are about this lots of times, and that's

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Speaker 1: I mean, if he's only drinking from it two times,

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Speaker 3: Almond milk cartons carry at least a four drink factor.

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Speaker 1: Also really quick. I've never seen an almond milk container

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Speaker 2: That is so true. Why did they court?

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Speaker 1: Like if you think of like, you know, Khalifa, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: or something. I used to be a big milk guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: big milk guy. I had like big three. I would

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Speaker 2: That's your new Reddit user name, big Milk, Big milk,

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Speaker 2: got milk and milk milk, a big milk.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna milk all the cows for my own personal supply.

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Speaker 2: Last week my milk.

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Speaker 3: So last week, my milk was nearly empty again, and

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Speaker 3: I got fed up. I went to the liquor store

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Speaker 2: Did the old switcheroo, oldest strick in the book. And

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Speaker 3: All right, this was to catch slash proof ours the

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's his kryptonite, the regular milk, the milk, the

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Speaker 1: lamest kryptonite.

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Speaker 2: Do just the regular milk.

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Speaker 1: But dude, honestly, if you can't cut out milk, you

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Speaker 3: If you've got I think you should drink five gallons

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Speaker 3: word Samazi. The next day, Saturday, we get back from work,

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Speaker 3: an R is pissed. I'm sure he is yelling at

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Speaker 4: Was stuck in the bathroom for forty minutes with explosive

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Speaker 4: make a shake ricer.

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Speaker 1: Right, bro, Like, come on sympathy at all, dude, Like

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Speaker 1: you're stealing someone else's milk.

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Speaker 2: You thought you could get away with.

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Speaker 4: It, but you can't.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: You were caught on the toilet red handed, or probably

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Speaker 1: like brown handed, with the brown handed.

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Speaker 2: And it's like this guy is the butthole because.

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Speaker 1: Well, because that butthole is is that it's flowing, flowing.

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Speaker 1: It's that that the diameter of that buttle. Why why.

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Speaker 2: I only responded with so, then you're the one who's

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Speaker 2: been stealing boom red handed or brown handed? Mike, drop baby.

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Speaker 2: He freaking exploded.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he admitted he was sometimes drinking my milk and

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Speaker 3: eating my food.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, though he never admitted to it before, never, never,

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Speaker 2: This is the first time. It took him sitting on

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Speaker 3: Elded for him to actually admit the truth. It took

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Speaker 2: And sometimes the truth be like that it do it do.

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Speaker 3: But he was more mad that I switched the milts

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Speaker 1: Come on, bro, I'm honestly like, I kind of imagine

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Speaker 1: this as a bad Scooby Doo episode where it's like

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Speaker 1: it was your roommate.

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Speaker 3: Time, except you revealing the like mask is actually just

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Speaker 3: opening the door on him, just like lasting off on

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Speaker 3: the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Just falcon nine, falcon nine, out the bundle. My roommate

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Speaker 2: backed me up, you know, as he should.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and thought it was kind of funny, he got

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Speaker 3: and he thought it was kind of funny that he

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Speaker 3: got some payback from stealing from us, which I agree,

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Speaker 3: it's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: It was. It's a little.

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Speaker 3: Tense right now, and my roommate told me that are

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Speaker 3: is trying to convince him to kick me out, but

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Speaker 3: little does he know that we're both looking to move

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Speaker 3: together somewhere else because we're sick of his ish damn.

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Speaker 2: So it's a coup. It's a coup. It's a coup.

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Speaker 2: It's happened. Wow. I told some buddies what happened.

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Speaker 3: And if you think I was the a hole for that,

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not in the wrong here. He

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Speaker 3: and I wanted to prove it. Does that make me

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Speaker 3: the a hole?

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Speaker 2: No? It does not. Got to milk, absolutely not. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Is someone stealing from you, you have every right to

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Speaker 1: murder them or at least their butthole. Every right, every right.

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Speaker 1: We're doing some biblical stuff here. If you steal my

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Speaker 1: milk a hand, I get your hand chopped off. I

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Speaker 1: for eye, milk for hand.

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Speaker 3: I'm part in the ocean and comma for you of milk,

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Speaker 3: a milky ocean.

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Speaker 1: But to get you know, like if you're like super

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Speaker 1: you can break out. Really I didn't know that, So

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Speaker 1: like you just get some like spray, and I was

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Speaker 1: I saw this other post. I read it where it

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Speaker 1: was like showing uh Kanye being just bombarded by paparazzi. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: And there was a comment that was like if I

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Speaker 1: have twenty subscribers, twenty tire.

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Speaker 2: Without a doubt. If you haven't subscribed, freaking subscribe, I

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Speaker 2: will hurt you.

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Speaker 1: But like it would show Kanye and he was just

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Speaker 2: In the morning.

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Speaker 1: And so when the comments is like, if I was

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Speaker 1: a celebrity, I would just carry one of those spray

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Speaker 1: bottles of old milk.

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Speaker 2: And just.

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Speaker 3: That's that's so genius because it's like it's not lethal.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were about to say, like like an aerosol,

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Speaker 3: an aerosol.

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Speaker 2: Can with a lighter. Oh god.

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Speaker 3: I was like, wow, that's intense, but no, like that's

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Speaker 3: actually perfect because it's not lethal and it will clear

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Speaker 3: the room.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: smash it before I smash you. Also like, what do

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