WEBVTT - Internationally Amish 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:01.639 Hi, everybody. 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:13.120 Welcome to another episode of Serial Killers. Cereal makes them complete, 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:23.600 so cereal they can't acquire you. Some get some retire. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.480 Welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday, August fourteenth. Okay, 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.360 by the way, do you know that whenever we play 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.040 anything on here, it's much louder. I was listening in 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:36.840 my car the other day and I was like, boom, cool, 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:38.320 how do we fix that? Well? 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:41.440 I usually put it through a noise thing, but it 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:45.479 makes it acceptable for podcast delivery, so that shouldn't be happening. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.000 Can you do that in post? Yeah? 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:52.479 I do it in post every time. Speaking of post, Okay, yeah, okay. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:56.240 I don't have any post cereals today. That's sorry. That 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.080 would have been perfect, right, it would have that looks 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.440 a little blurry or is it my eyes? I'm not 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.800 it's your eyes. Wow. I got to tell you something. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.720 I think I need glasses. You have glass? No actual glasses, 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.960 like all the time on my driver's license glasses. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.880 My driver's license glasses, you do, yeah, but you never. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:14.240 I've never seen you in glasses ever. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.520 No. I need them for plays now, Like if I 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.200 go to a Broadway play, I can't make out the 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:20.080 faces I hope. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:21.679 You know, if you get pulled over, you're in big trouble. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.800 I've gotten pulled over many times and they. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.000 Don't say where are your glasses? 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.600 No, they don't know, because how do they know if 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:28.640 I'm wearing contacts? 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:30.560 They don't. They should say take them out? 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:35.040 Yeah, okay, I think they got bigger issues going on anyway, 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:35.959 speeding ticket. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:37.720 Why don't we eat some cereal? Pal? 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:38.520 Sure? 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.200 Friend, I'm trying to think of what we do. You 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:44.440 want to start with new or or what old? There's 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.839 no there's no more classic. There is no more classic 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.600 cereals done six summer, We've done them all, just ones 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.600 that aren't brand new anymore. Okay, you know we got 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:52.639 two of this time around? 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:56.200 What cereal kill Inal? 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:00.320 Well it's kind of international, but it's also I think 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:04.080 American made. I don't know it's in Spanish. But this 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.320 cereal has been popping up all over supermarkets and big 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:10.560 box stores and things lately, and a bunch of people 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.240 have told me about it, but I did see it. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.800 I found it at the King Colin a couple of 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.400 months ago. It's been sitting in the cereal sack ever since. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:21.600 Great check it out? What is it? 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:27.040 Maria's Gomesa Cereal. Well, yeah, what's a Gomesa? 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:30.000 I think Amesa is cereal, isn't it. No it's not. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.640 I don't know, but it's vanilla and oh. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.680 Man, they look like little sand dollars. 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:41.160 It's sabor artifice, y'all. Maria, you're letting us down. Yeah, 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.000 this is actually distributed by the Quaker Oats Company, so 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.760 it's fun. I don't know if it's made here or there. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:47.640 I was waiting. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.679 It looks like sand dollars. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.280 If you're watching this on YouTube, I'm pretty sure I've 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.680 seen this box in Mexico at some point. But now, 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.040 Quaker must what are you doing? 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:02.800 It's made with Mom's authentic love. Hok on authentico amor 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:03.520 de mama. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.400 That means made with Mom's authentic love. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.560 Meet the Maria's Gomesa family of products. For over one 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.720 hundred years, mom love has inspired us to bring you 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:15.080 the only to bring you only the most delicious products. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:19.560 Huh, well it's it doesn't say where it's it's just 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.959 distributed by Quaker Oats Company, Chicago, Illinois. Does not say 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:24.600 where it's made, but. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.240 Serving suggestion only five pieces? 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:31.240 Shut up for real? Well, look, it's a serving suggestion. No, 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.680 they just mean put milk or glue. Actually, put your 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:39.560 cereal and glue. That's a serving suggestion. Anyway, Let's try this, right. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.440 I have a feeling this one's going to be good. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:47.040 I like company, sweet and what I like Quaker oats stuff. 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:51.400 Okay, not all of it? Okay, all right, buddy, let's 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:55.800 slow it down. Ah man, the bag ripped? Whose fault 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.320 is it? Gomesa's okay, can never be Scott's. See. I'm 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.360 trying to say, this reminds me of something like good 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:07.560 humor or something little part. What these smell funny? Isn't funny? Good? 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:13.320 No? Haha, I will say sand dollars or Eucharist from church. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.240 I don't know what that is. So I'm not saying anything, 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:17.680 by the way, because those people get mad at me. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:19.920 But this literally looks like a little eucharist. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:20.920 What is a Eucharist? 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.440 It's like the body of Christ. They get, Yes, it's 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:24.880 the wafer. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.920 I gotta be careful. What one lady got really mad 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.800 at me? Don't make fun of Jesus. Well, I'm not 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.600 making fun of them. I'm just being ignorant. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:37.480 You're asking questions. Yeah, yeah, I'm being inquisitive, good podcast reporter, 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.120 would I'm being inquisitive. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:43.600 Yeah, two percent milk today? You ready, pal let's try this? 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.880 Yeah lemony? 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.200 You're lemon? 0:04:55.440 --> 0:05:00.800 Yeah. I don't know where that was coming from. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:03.719 But it has a familiar taste. It's not bad, but 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:08.400 it's not good. This cereal tastes Sorry, I just choked 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.800 on a piece. Ew. This cereal tastes exactly like something 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:16.240 from my childhood. I'm gonna give this two bowls. Mmm 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:22.520 mm hmmm. No think girl, really, no fan'k girl, you're 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.120 saying it like it's just so bad. I'm a my 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:29.240 fam decent. It does have it has a hint of lemon. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.480 I don't like it. It's got a little tiny bit 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.680 of mom's love. I do taste that. What does that 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:39.919 taste like that? I don't. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.920 I don't like it very much. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.360 I give it three bowls in a spoon. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.320 Wow, that's really I. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:47.560 I think it's pretty good. That's not high. It's you know, 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.120 three balls in a spoon. It's slightly over half. It's 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:55.000 a full bowl over it. Yeah, that's a lot. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.400 Two bowls in a spoon is like, oh, you know 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.600 it's halfway. You like it a lot? 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:01.040 I think it's pretty good. 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:02.560 I'm trying to think of what it tastes like. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.240 I wish I knew where it was made, though, what 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.599 does it taste like? I'm pretty sure this is made 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:13.159 in Mexico and distributed by Quaker. It's nuevo is yeah, 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:13.960 very good, thank you. 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.880 It almost hit me with the box, all right. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.200 So now I'm not really sure where to go. Where 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.560 to go from here, because I feel like we have 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:25.799 a pretty decent one and then a bland one. I think, yeah, yeah, 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.760 So our friend Matt likes to send us the exclusives 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:32.520 from the Amish. He sends us the Amish stuff he 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.960 finds in the Amish place. So this is puffed iron 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:41.080 corn cereal and it's chemical free? Is this Amish? It says? 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.200 This cereal has grown and produced on an Amish farm 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.960 in Lancaster, PA. Wow, and distributed to the various Amish 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.719 grocery stores in southern central PA. Lancaster and the Upper 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.240 Valleys where I reside. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:55.080 I have a question, yes, when it comes to the Amish, 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.680 like they're saying, so they have their own grocery store. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.839 So is that just like a market, it's a market? 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.520 Do they take like buggies to get there. 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.040 Sure. Really, they load up the little buggies with all 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:05.800 their products and they. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.960 Because they don't actually have cars, they don't do electricity, right, they. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:12.040 Do not do electricity except on Rum Springer. What's that? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.720 You know what that is? Come on, you saw the 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.360 Amige show on TLC. No, I never did growing up Amish. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.360 The TLC person for that ninety day fiance you got me. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.760 Well, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. Amish people 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.840 that are listening to the radio that works on electricity. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.920 But I'm pretty sure when they when they are about 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.640 to become adults, kind of like I guess maybe seventeen 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.520 or eighteen or something like that, they are allowed for 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.720 I believe it's a week or something like that to 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:40.480 go out and experience the non Amish world. You know. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.800 They go to clubs like Scary with their hats and stuff, 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:47.280 and they go and a experience life as a non 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.480 Amish person so fascinating. And then they come back and 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.840 then they're like, yeah, you know what, I think I'm 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.400 gonna stay Amish, Yeah I get it, or they're gonna 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.720 be like no, man, I want to be not Amish, 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:01.320 you know, and go do like reg stuff. Yeah, okay, 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.200 so you know there was that whole show about it. It 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.880 was actually good. I liked it. I'm going to look 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.960 into this alright. So while this is billing it everyone, well, 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.400 it looks like it's chocolate. It's not. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:14.000 No, this is just sugar smacks without actually. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:15.880 It even smells like sugar smacks, even though they're not 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:23.720 called sugar sacks. About the cereals you have, there been 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.480 sugar spacks in many, many years. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.720 Yeah, yeah, oh my goodness, stupid. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.160 It smells more like golden cresp Anyway, I can't get 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:35.680 enough of it. Sugar bear not dig hum. How do 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.920 you know both the names? You idiot? Although surprisingly he 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:40.920 still called sugar bear. Afraid that this is going to 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.480 turn things off? You're like, meaning, I do that plenty 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:44.440 on myself, my own. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.160 For anybody who wants to maybe get this, this is 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:47.880 what it looks like. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.080 How could you possibly get it unless you live near 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:57.560 this amor store in Lancaster. So is Lancaster like a thing? Lancaster? 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:07.719 Learn about pronunciation? Okay, that's really soft. This gets mm hmm. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.600 But that sweet other cereal you get, eh, I don't 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.360 like well, lemon, I don't really like this. It tastes burnt. 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.360 I know. That's why I like it. That's why you 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.560 love Starbucks in that trendy coffee place. Not me. 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:20.800 I'm just a every man through and through. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.040 Just give me my coffee. Sludge. That stuff you drink 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.120 is sludge. Yeah, I could just get it from a card. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.120 I don't need anything. You know that that blue bonnet 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:33.160 stuff you brought in this morning bottle whatever. I took 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.959 three SIPs and I tossed it three It was terrible. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.199 It tastes like the bottom of an oil drum, right 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:40.880 the bottle. Have you licked at the bottom of an 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.280 oil truck? Have smelled it? 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.439 But you haven't licked it, No, so you don't know 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:45.240 if that's how it tastes. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:49.160 I'm sorry. This thing gets a spoon. It might be 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.439 good as a snack in your hand, but not with milk. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.800 I really like it. I bet you do in a 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:01.280 weird way. Countries like popcorn kurdles. Yeah, that's not a 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:01.640 weird way. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.800 It does, but the burnt ones and if you soak 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:08.200 them in milk, and I actually like that, may give 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.480 it three bowls and a spoon. Wow, three bowls. Let's 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:16.160 go crazy, Okay, I don't mind this. It's simple, it's plain. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.680 I feel like it's moderately healthy, right, because what is it? 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.080 Just puffing corn thrown in a bag. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:26.720 It's not corn. Oh my god, it's a stupid iron corn. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.400 Don't even know what that is. But here it says, 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.199 right here, the history of roincorn. If I'm saying it wrong, 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:36.080 I'm sorry. Nature's first and oldest wheat. Okay, all right. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.440 Ironcorn is the oldest wheat known to scientists, and is 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:42.200 considered man's first wheat. The term ironcorn is developed from 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:46.800 the German language and interpreted to mean single grain blah 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:50.760 blah blah blah blah. Well, you can't really get it anywhere. 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:54.640 It's made by Scenic Ridge Foods and uh oh it 0:10:54.679 --> 0:11:00.600 was packed on July first. Okay, cool, Well that's fine. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.080 I like it, so we'll last quite some time. You 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:03.800 could take this home. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.480 I might, actually, because I don't have any cereal in 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:07.080 my house right now. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:10.400 I mean, that's not cereal. That's not cereal. 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.640 Oh my god, that's such an idiot mixed. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.000 All right, Well, we'll be back right after this. Hi. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.760 I'm WILVERD Brimley, and I've had diabetes for about twenty 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:24.640 years and we're back. Even though there were no commercials. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.120 There no commercial Andy forgot. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.079 To hit the ball, Andy forgot to hit it, Andy 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.560 forgot to upload things. Scottie is perfect movie ever said 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.320 that I curate every episode. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.680 Don't do Andy? Oh my god, say Steffe. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:41.240 Yeah, all right, serial Killers intern National. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.360 Now I'm hoping we don't get some kind of jazz 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:48.720 hands today, I've got soul, I've got I'm hoping we 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.480 don't get some sort of you know, parasite from this 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.680 next cereal? Why because it came back with Gandhi from Thailand. 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.959 She had an issue. Yeah, but this is packaged goods. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.920 Well, she was also playing with like l fan. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.240 She was in the water foods. You know, she was 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.080 like swimming with open wounds in the sewer. You know 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:06.520 what are you saying? 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.480 Yeah that when was she swimming in an open sewer 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:12.680 with open sores, wounds? 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.240 Wounds? Yeah, from when the elephant kicked her. She got 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:16.839 a little cut. Then she went swimming and she got 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.880 a bug. No, that would be you. I made all 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:22.319 of this up. Yeah, that would be you, and it 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.920 would have never happened. Check it out. It's cocoa crunch. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.120 And it's a tiny little bad because they don't eat 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:30.199 much cereal over there. They don't have big boxes. I 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.720 can't really read most of it, but we have had 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.280 this cereal because it's nestley and in different countries it's 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.280 just going it's this is basically chocolate pick. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.280 Yeah right, were you thinking that too? Yeah, exactly right 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.440 as chocolate. I wasn't saying to myself, look at it, 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:44.280 it's choco pick. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.960 Yeah. In Mexico, this would be chocolate in Mexico except 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.760 the uh, the little mascot here is a Koala bear. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.480 Yeah. So look at the look a look at the flakes. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:54.480 Look at them? Look at them? 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.280 What do they look like? They look like Mickey's No, 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.160 they look like see that's that's kind of cute. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:12:59.480 Cute. 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.240 And then what's kind to hold the milk? Hold the milk? 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.960 Yeah, they feel like they look like something we had 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.400 from Japan too. I definitely brought back a flaked. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:12.000 Every country has this similar fonted cereal. Basically it's you know, chocole. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.400 Pick yeah, chaco pick right, yeah right. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:19.160 You're such a andrew. What does that mean? You know? 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.440 They always sound plastic yeap, and they're very shiny and yeah, 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:25.920 glazed almost. 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.040 Definitely have chemicals that are not legal in the United States, or. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.199 Most likely you could probably scan something here to tell 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.080 you exactly what's in it. Because I can't read any 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.240 of this. You can't read tie. There's no English. I 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:38.240 thought you could whatsoever except nutrous smart. So why do 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.959 they put everything in a different language except nutris smart? 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.679 I don't know cocoa crunch ko ko crunch if you're 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.520 in Thailand, ask for by name. Well, no, because it's 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.640 probably not pronounced that way. There. Oh, it's cold, the 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.720 milk's cold. It's cold. Milk is the best milk andy 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.360 I know, but not on my arm right now. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:14:00.160 Look at the stupid mic just lifting itself up like 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.840 you look like little koalas. It's adorable. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.600 Yeah, that's really what I said. I know it's what 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:05.280 you really said. 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.520 But the same way that Snoop Loops was like, hey, 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.960 look look this is what a little snoop cereal sorry, 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.079 fruity hoops with marshmallows. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.480 Does that make you feel better? Yes? Good? Cool? Yeah, 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:18.320 that marshmallows looks stupid. By the way, there's like three 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.920 more Snoop cereals coming out already. It's been so successful 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:29.440 that they're pushing it out. Wow. Okay, hmm, it's interesting. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:34.720 It's definitely a softer, consistent set than the cocoa pick 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:39.760 or chocolate pick. Sorry, I like it. It's not overly chocolate. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.720 I need it to be overly chocolate. You can actually 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:44.200 taste the grain. All. I want to give us three bowls. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.520 I like it. It's not bad. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.040 Sometimes I don't like the chocolate flavor, but this one's good. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.520 The milk it makes is pretty good. Yeah, I'm gonna 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.440 give it two bowls. Don't love it. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:57.240 Okay. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.840 For the most part, you can't get any of the 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.120 cereals that we did today. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.920 We have one from an Amish farm, we have one 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.800 from Thailand, and the other one. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:09.120 Is well Maria's. This year, you can find it is 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.320 making its way into stores now. I've seen it in Target. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:15.960 I've seen it in Walmart. A lot of supermarkets have it. Oh, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.000 Diamond singing fast Car in the next studio. Oh, the 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.880 Luke Combs one. I'm not sure. No, she's singing the 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.280 Tracy Chapman. Wow, it's a little different. Oh, I could 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:28.080 tell anyway. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.360 please follow us on all of our social platforms, although 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:34.080 I think we might get rid of that. The x' 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.360 so dumb. It is dumb. You know, I will never 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:40.160 call it X. Nobody will twitter or nothing, and I. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:43.239 Just posts are called post and if you want to retweet, 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:47.520 it's now repost. Like the Cereal, I guess it's so dumb. 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.920 How do you have such brand recognition? It'd be like 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.080 Cereal and all of a sudden, like Kellogg's being like, 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:55.080 we don't make Cereal anymore. It's called Google flakes and 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.360 that's all we call them now, And like you don't 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.960 buy Cereal, you buy Google Flame. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.480 I'm pretty sure you a lot has a screw loose. 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:01.960 And that's you know, eventually, know. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:04.560 What he's doing is what he did with Tesla. Fun fact, 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.320 he didn't actually make Tesla. He just became a majority 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:08.920 person of it, and then all of a sudden he 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:10.360 took credit for everything Tesla did. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.600 Plus he also used some scientists name from a million 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.600 years ago. The company was already called that. 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.560 Yeah, he didn't steal that, well, he did the company 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:20.320 that he worked for. Yeah, he just became like the 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.680 chairperson of it and then just kicked everyone else out 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.760 and became the majority person, and then was like I 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:25.680 made Tesla. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.920 So Tesla the scientist guy from one hundred years ago. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.640 No, he did things, but the company was already named 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:31.920 before ELM was even involved. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:33.600 I get it, But like they could just use his name. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.000 That's like calling a company Einstein, I guess, although there 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.320 is one. I think Einstein makes a little kid's toy bagels. 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.600 That's right, But they're the brothers. Oh sorry, And of 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.120 course there's none of those around here because this is 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.640 New York and New York. You know, we don't have 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:48.480 those chain bagel places here, No, we do, we do. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:50.320 Yeah, there's there's Einstein Bagels. 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.600 Not in New York proper, not in New York, prapa. 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.840 Maybe in the you know suburbs like way way. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.160 If I google Einstein Bagels, I bet you I could 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:58.680 find Stein. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:05.320 Did you know it is? It is Einstein, Einstein, Einstein, 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.719 Einstein Brothers Bagels. I'm going to google it right now. Ok, 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.360 I'm gonna look it up. See where the closest one 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:10.119 is to this area. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:17.160 There's a high Albert It's Albertlbert Einstein. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:21.720 Okay, Einstein Brothers Bagels. I will allow it to use 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.360 my location results for New York. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.600 Why wouldn't you just go to Google Maps because now 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.119 you're gonna have to add in your zip code. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:28.520 I don't want. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.320 It's gone, no cookies. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:38.119 Please can locations right here? Locations here? Allow? Great, allow, 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:40.000 Its gonna take so long. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:40.320 Issues. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:44.800 Okay, listen, there is one in Queen's but but it's 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.040 in Saint John's University, so it's like in the school 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:48.200 doesn't count. 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:50.600 There's one in Mamath University too, in New Jersey. 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.480 Yeah, that's what. See, they're all in schools because you know, 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:55.440 college kids they don't know because I think college kids 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:56.720 know about a lot of you know, a lot of 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.359 them are from other areas, like, oh, a bagel place, but. 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:01.280 Like everyone knows it's a chain bagel place. 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.880 Okay, well there's one. Also, as someone. 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:05.840 Who didn't go to college, I will make the assumption 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:07.800 that I know a college kids want what's a forty 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:08.639 eight year old man. 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:11.720 There's one at Saint John's. Is one in William Patterson University. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.360 There's one in Hofstraw, which is on Long Island. What's up? 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:16.880 There's one and then Sunny and that's it. So there's 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:19.080 really none really around hand. All of them are in 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.320 school so they must have a some kind of college 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:24.600 contract because they're not gonna have a freestanding store, you know, 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.280 like in New York City. Yeah now, because nobody's going now, 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.359 but he's Although I do remember doing the grand opening 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.800 for Einstein Brothers in Fort Lee with Greg t probably 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:35.639 twenty years ago. Wow, but that place gone well. 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:38.000 I feel like Duncan kind of really capitalized on them, 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:40.640 because any bagel sand much you could get, you could 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:41.399 just get it Duncan. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.800 I gotta tell you, I do like a Duncan bagel. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:44.239 I do too. 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:44.439 Well. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:46.679 They got rid of the onion. I loved their onion bagels. 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.000 They gotta have the Cheddar twist. I'm gonna tell you something. 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:49.800 That Cheddar twist not. 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.160 A bagel, did not a bagel. Yeah, it's a Cheddar 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:54.760 bagel twist. Bagel by definition, has the hole in the wall. 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:56.800 Oh well, that's cute that you say that. But it 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:58.280 advertises a bagel twist. 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:00.399 Yeah, look it up. It's the same dough as a bagel, 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:02.800 just like a doughnut has a hole in it. Okay, cool, 0:19:02.880 --> 0:19:05.320