WEBVTT - #16 Rob

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, what are your top three interests?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say, what are my top three interests?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is a job interview?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was just what's so funny?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get to know you.

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<v Speaker 4>Better after forty years?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to give me your What's your top interest?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably my kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Children in general?

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<v Speaker 1>Children? Would you say, would you say couscous? I would

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<v Speaker 1>not say you really like cuscus? No, I wouldn't, But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, so your children number one? Number two A

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<v Speaker 1>close second is couscous? And what's three?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you tell me?

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<v Speaker 6>What? What do you just tell me?

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<v Speaker 7>Where number three is?

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<v Speaker 6>Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>What is my number?

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<v Speaker 6>Three?

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<v Speaker 8>Mmmmm?

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<v Speaker 1>Hanging up on me? Boom boom. Start the show from

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<v Speaker 1>Gimblet Media. I'm Jonathan Goldstein and this is Heavyweight Today's episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob my friend, Rob Cordrey is a famous actor and

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<v Speaker 1>the fact you think I'm resentful is ridiculous. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>afraid that says more about you than it does about me.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you could say Robert and I have both

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<v Speaker 1>done pretty well. He works with famous movie stars like

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<v Speaker 1>Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and I work with famous podcast

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<v Speaker 1>editors like Jorge the Rock Collection Just and Boyd does

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<v Speaker 1>he have a lot of amethyst. Rob was a correspondent

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<v Speaker 1>on the Daily Show and stars in film franchises like

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Tubs, Time Machine one and two. An I star

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<v Speaker 1>in Heavyweight, the podcast you're listening to right now. So

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<v Speaker 1>good for Rob and good for me. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know why we're still talking about this, because, after all,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't Dwyane Johnson who Rob recently approached with a

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<v Speaker 1>unique problem.

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<v Speaker 3>It was me.

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<v Speaker 1>Aside from a pocket full of nogi's and karate chops,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess there wasn't a thing the Great the Rock

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<v Speaker 1>could do for Robert. Rob is more your showbiz name, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's also my name.

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<v Speaker 9>It is, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of showbiz opportunities, Rob can't leave Hollywood. So he

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<v Speaker 1>phones me from a studio in la Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Come and start whenever you want, and we'll just keep rolling.

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<v Speaker 1>Once his studio operator Laura gets us rolling, Rob tells

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<v Speaker 1>me his tale of woe. It all began with his daughter, Sloan.

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<v Speaker 10>My daughter is eleven and she tripped over a log

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<v Speaker 10>and broke her arm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sloan was at school and she tripped over a log

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<v Speaker 1>and fell, which was exactly how I broke my arm

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid. When Rob was around his

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<v Speaker 1>daughter's age, he was out in the woods with his

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<v Speaker 1>boy scout Troop, and he also tripped over a log

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<v Speaker 1>and broke his arm exactly like Sloane. Did you tell

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<v Speaker 1>her this story about how when you were a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing had happened to you.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Every connection I make with her I kind of cherish,

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<v Speaker 10>and I thought there was just a funny one that

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<v Speaker 10>we broke our arms in the same exact way. So

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<v Speaker 10>she went and got a cast, and I forwarded the picture.

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<v Speaker 10>It was this adorable picture of my daughter and her

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<v Speaker 10>purple cast, and I sent the picture to my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob texted the folk to his brother, his sister, his mother,

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<v Speaker 1>and his father, and so a text thread began. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have the texts on you?

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<v Speaker 2>I do?

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<v Speaker 9>I think I do. Yeah, it might take me a

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<v Speaker 9>second to find sure.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, okay, is this it's I'm just trying to find

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<v Speaker 10>the beginning.

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<v Speaker 9>It's so long.

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<v Speaker 10>There's a lot about my daughter here, a lot of

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<v Speaker 10>ah man, that poor little girl, and so forth.

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<v Speaker 1>When the family asked how Sloan had broken her arm,

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<v Speaker 1>Rob excitedly told them about the weird coincidence, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>when Rob's troubles began.

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<v Speaker 10>My mother immediately shot back, you never broke your arm.

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<v Speaker 10>My mother said, I do not remember that at all. Laura,

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<v Speaker 10>do you remember that? Because my sister is the keeper

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<v Speaker 10>of memories.

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<v Speaker 1>In a family, each member has their role the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that the finds them. Laura's role is keeper of memories.

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<v Speaker 1>And immediately she texted.

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<v Speaker 9>Back, don't recall any of this.

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<v Speaker 1>A second later, Rob's father weighed in with ridicule.

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<v Speaker 10>Was that the camping trip where you broke your arm

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<v Speaker 10>and it healed over night? Rob shot back, I had

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<v Speaker 10>a cast four weeks exclamation point.

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<v Speaker 1>Next, Rob's younger brother, Nate, chimed in.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh boy, here we go another I broke my arm.

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<v Speaker 10>I broke my arm story. Look, I'm the broken arm guy.

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<v Speaker 10>That's my role in a family. Those agreed upon rolls

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<v Speaker 10>are reinforced through agreed upon stories. Rob says, the Corderies

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<v Speaker 10>have about a half a dozen chestnuts that get told

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<v Speaker 10>over and over. One of the biggies is about young

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<v Speaker 10>Nate and how he broke his arm twice. Rob's mom

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<v Speaker 10>is quick to confirm that's true, you are the broken arm.

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<v Speaker 10>But I'm just reading this for baby him. She my

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<v Speaker 10>mother can't type worth a crap, and then she wrote

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<v Speaker 10>right after that broken arm, guy, I don't have my

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<v Speaker 10>glasses on. I was texting with them for about an

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<v Speaker 10>hour afterwards. And everyone in my family swears that I

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<v Speaker 10>never broke my arm.

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<v Speaker 1>This in spite of Rob's absolute certainty that he did

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<v Speaker 1>break his arm.

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<v Speaker 9>It really it made me angry. It's very invalidating.

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<v Speaker 10>I felt like, you know, my mother didn't remember this experience,

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<v Speaker 10>this this that her son was in pain and had

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<v Speaker 10>to be taken to the hospital and was and was

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<v Speaker 10>in a cast and for a long time, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>And I think I felt, I don't know, for gotten.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob has crystal clear memories of the day it happened.

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<v Speaker 10>I was on a camp out my troop. My boy

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<v Speaker 10>Scout troop would go on a camping trip one weekend

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<v Speaker 10>out of every month.

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<v Speaker 9>It was the fall, so.

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<v Speaker 10>I assumed we were in Plymouth, Massachusetts. It was dark,

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<v Speaker 10>and I was standing on a log, sort of a

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<v Speaker 10>log that you would sit on in front of a campfire,

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<v Speaker 10>and it was rolling. I was rolling it, and I

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<v Speaker 10>think maybe I was just trying to make people laugh.

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<v Speaker 10>And I fell and knew immediately that I had broken

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<v Speaker 10>my arm. I've never felt that kind of pain.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the adults on the trip, an old friend

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<v Speaker 1>of the family named Don Smith, took Rob to the

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<v Speaker 1>hospital where he was fitted with a cast. Afterwards, mister

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<v Speaker 1>Smith brought Rob back to the campground, and that night

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<v Speaker 1>Rob slept in the back of a pickup while mister

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<v Speaker 1>Smith's left up front behind the wheel of the truck.

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<v Speaker 10>And I remember waking up and being in such pain,

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<v Speaker 10>and I think I waited there for it felt like

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<v Speaker 10>the longest time that I was just laboring over waking

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<v Speaker 10>him up.

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<v Speaker 9>I felt so bad waking him up.

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<v Speaker 1>Eventually, the pain became so severe that Rob had no

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<v Speaker 1>choice but to rouse mister Smith for a painkiller. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked him what else He remembers the way it smelled

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<v Speaker 1>the cast.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I mean, you know, your your arms covered up

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<v Speaker 10>in plaster for five to seven weeks, and so you know,

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<v Speaker 10>it smells like a gym locker that hasn't been cleaned

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<v Speaker 10>in five to seven weeks. And I remember liking the smell,

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<v Speaker 10>that's the weird part. And getting it off. I remember

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<v Speaker 10>getting it off. I remember getting the cast off, and

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<v Speaker 10>it smelled terrible, of course, but good to me. I

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<v Speaker 10>just pretended that it smelled awful while I was drinking it,

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<v Speaker 10>and my arm had just withered to nothing. It looked

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<v Speaker 10>like a different person's arm. I can't be making that

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<v Speaker 10>up right.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob fired off a series of texts to his family,

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<v Speaker 1>recounting those memories in exhaustive detail, the camp out, mister Smith,

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<v Speaker 1>the cast. When he finished, his mom was the first

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<v Speaker 1>to text back.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm afraid you were hallucinating, sweetie.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob tried to laugh it off, but he couldn't stop

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it. That evening, Rob shared his frustration with

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<v Speaker 1>his wife.

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<v Speaker 10>And she patiently listened to the texts, and afterwards she

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<v Speaker 10>smiled and she said, I'm on your family's side.

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<v Speaker 1>Gently, his wife reminded him that he's kind of absent minded.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't always have the memory. Also, in their sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>years of marriage, Rob had never once mentioned a broken arm.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Rob's mom was right, Maybe he was hallucinating.

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<v Speaker 10>Either I'm telling the truth, Jonathan, or I'm completely insane.

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<v Speaker 10>And it could be that I'm insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Rob insane? Or had he really broken his arm?

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to find out, but before setting forth

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<v Speaker 1>on something like this, I need a call to arms,

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<v Speaker 1>something to stir my inards.

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<v Speaker 6>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to do this. I'm going to do it.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah good.

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<v Speaker 1>My innerds remain unstirred, so I'm going to get right

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<v Speaker 1>on this.

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<v Speaker 11>All right.

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<v Speaker 9>Great.

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<v Speaker 1>But just when I think that Rob will never give

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<v Speaker 1>my inards the stirring they need.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, Jonathan, Yes, go get him, you son of a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was good for. Yeah, that was good.

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<v Speaker 9>That's good.

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<v Speaker 10>I was going to say to that or get those bastards,

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<v Speaker 10>but I'd have felt weird call my family bastards.

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<v Speaker 1>After the break, questioning some dirty, rotten bastards.

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<v Speaker 9>All right, great, all right, I love you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you, thank you? Right back at you there.

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<v Speaker 9>I want you to say it.

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<v Speaker 11>I love you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>So what.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know, hello, ullo.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I'm still here.

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<v Speaker 1>So Laura is there as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you dropped out a little bit there, Jonathan.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh you should repeat what you said.

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<v Speaker 8>That'd be great.

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<v Speaker 6>Rob.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Rob still there here?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm still here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're both here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's one little section.

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<v Speaker 12>Where you dropped out of it.

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<v Speaker 9>I think you know what section that was, Jonathan.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just I was just asking if you were

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<v Speaker 1>if you were still can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 6>Laura Hello, Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Robin?

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<v Speaker 7>It is Hello?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Laura? It is Nate? Yes, mister Cordy, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>is this an okay time to talk? My search for

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<v Speaker 1>the truth begins with the Quardrees. Rob's brother Nate. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>comfortably sitting in a chair, his sister Laura right now.

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<v Speaker 7>We're in Disney World, his mother Robin, I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>In my car in front of a post.

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<v Speaker 1>Office, and his father, Steve, I'm in Florida. What makes

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<v Speaker 1>them all so certain that Rob never broke his arm?

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<v Speaker 2>No one in the family can remember it.

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<v Speaker 7>His own mother, no broken arms for Rob, his own father.

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<v Speaker 3>I certainly don't remember coming back in the cab.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's anyone's memory in the family that I would trust,

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<v Speaker 2>it would be Lauren.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think it happened. I typically remember everything from

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<v Speaker 7>every situation in the family, so.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've not been long before.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 1>My first thought is that maybe around the time Rob

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<v Speaker 1>broke his arm, something traumatic happened in the Cordery's home life,

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<v Speaker 1>something that might have overshadowed the accidents and thus erased

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<v Speaker 1>it from the collective memory. The death of a grandparent perhaps,

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<v Speaker 1>or a house fire.

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<v Speaker 7>No, nothing, Well, we got cable one summer, so that

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<v Speaker 7>kind of derailed the entire neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Rob's distinct memory of that first night in

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<v Speaker 1>a cast? I asked them sleeping in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>a pickup truck.

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<v Speaker 13>Mister Smith never owned a pickup, and we knew the

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<v Speaker 13>Smith's a long time.

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<v Speaker 12>It lived across the street Funtains for a number of years,

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<v Speaker 12>never had a pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Smith has since died, so I can't turn to

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<v Speaker 1>him for confirmation about the truck. But it isn't just

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<v Speaker 1>the pickup that's suspended, it's the hospital too. Rob claims

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<v Speaker 1>he got his cast at the Jordan Hospital. Rob's mom

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<v Speaker 1>was a nurse with strong opinions, and she says the

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan hospital was a quote snake pit. She'd be damned

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<v Speaker 1>if she allowed any member of the quadry Klan to

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<v Speaker 1>set foot in that hospital. Shaped Butcher's College, there were

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<v Speaker 1>strict orders.

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<v Speaker 3>If any of my kids get hurt, do not take

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<v Speaker 3>them to that hospital.

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<v Speaker 13>Go to the Jordan hospital.

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<v Speaker 7>That would never happen. He said. He went to Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Hospital in his make belief pickup, and most damning of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I broke my arm twice.

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<v Speaker 13>The only one that I remember having a cast on

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<v Speaker 13>his arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Was his younger brother, Maids, my younger brother.

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<v Speaker 7>Nate broke his arm, broke.

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<v Speaker 14>His arm twice.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to be in traction with in traction for

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks, two weeks, for fourteen days.

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<v Speaker 1>So the quderies aren't just a bunch of broken arm deniers.

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<v Speaker 1>They all remember when Nate's arm broke, and who broke it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was running out of the family room onto the

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<v Speaker 2>back patio, and it was it was concrete, and I

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<v Speaker 2>ran and I tripped and I fell and I broke

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<v Speaker 2>my arm. And for all of the for my entire

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<v Speaker 2>adult life, I had thought that my shoelaces were untied.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not the truth. Many years later, Rob said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it wasn't your shoelace.

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<v Speaker 12>I tripped you.

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<v Speaker 2>He stepped on my shoelace. He was behind the door,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, hold on, hold on, you tripped me.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob didn't bring up any of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what a surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>According to Nate, Rob's false memory stems from guilt. Laura agrees,

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<v Speaker 1>saying that seeing Nate in traction was traumatic for Rob.

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<v Speaker 7>So I don't know if he's feeling responsible. So now

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<v Speaker 7>he's trying to make up for it by saying, well,

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<v Speaker 7>I also broke my arm.

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<v Speaker 1>But Rob's visceral memories, the smell of the cast, the

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<v Speaker 1>sight of the withered arm. How could he have just

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<v Speaker 1>invented such concrete details.

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<v Speaker 7>He was with Nate when Nate has his.

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<v Speaker 1>Cast removed, and he remembers the smell of Nate's cast.

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<v Speaker 7>I remember the smell of Nate's cast. So he took

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<v Speaker 7>it off. His arm was like yellow, and it looks

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<v Speaker 7>like it was like molting. It was nasty and it

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<v Speaker 7>smelled so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I asked Laura if she would describe the odor as

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<v Speaker 1>reminiscent of, say, a Jim Locker, and Laura says, yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>a Jim Locker.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he might have tried to steal my memory.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you're famous, you shouldn't go around stealing people's memories.

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<v Speaker 12>Hello, Jonathan, Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? After speaking with the Cordrees, I decide

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<v Speaker 1>that I no longer believe Rob. It isn't like I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's lying. It's more like I think he's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>So I need to tread carefully. So I wanted I

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<v Speaker 1>was calling me because I wanted to report back to

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<v Speaker 1>you on some of my findings. I can't wait easy,

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<v Speaker 1>does it Johnny boy? Okay, well, I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>it's looking great. So for one thing, I spoke to

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<v Speaker 1>your dad. Yeah, and he said that Don Smith, the

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<v Speaker 1>Scout leader, doesn't even own a pickup truck.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, he would never He would never have owned a

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<v Speaker 12>pickup truck.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's not that kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm not sure if it was his.

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<v Speaker 1>As Rob flounders for an excuse, I try my best

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<v Speaker 1>to understand the logic of his deranged mind. Don Smith

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<v Speaker 1>might have like found a pickup truck that wasn't his,

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys slept in together.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeh, I assume, like whoever had the most comfortable

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<v Speaker 12>vehicle to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>But what about the snake ridden Jordan hospital?

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<v Speaker 9>I ask?

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<v Speaker 1>His mom swears that she'd written on his medical form

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<v Speaker 1>that he was never to go there, but Rob brushes

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<v Speaker 1>that off with another half baked excuse. It was so

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<v Speaker 1>late at night. He says, she probably didn't think it

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<v Speaker 1>was worth making the trip to take her wounded son elsewhere.

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<v Speaker 12>You know, she's already in her robe. Her stories and

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<v Speaker 12>drinking dia coke and smoking.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob's explanations were becoming increasingly far fetched. But he was

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<v Speaker 1>sticking to his story. I had no choice but to

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<v Speaker 1>bring out the big guns. The other thing that you

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<v Speaker 1>failed to mention to me. According to your family, you

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<v Speaker 1>were responsible for Nate's broken arm. Oh no, Rob says,

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<v Speaker 1>Nate's arm is something he still feels bad about, which

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<v Speaker 1>is why he doesn't like bringing it up. So I

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<v Speaker 1>turned to the one piece of evidence I know Rob

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<v Speaker 1>can't deny. When Laura, keeper of Memories, told me about

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<v Speaker 1>nate broken arm guy getting his cast removed, her description

0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:52.080
<v Speaker 1>was suspiciously familiar. She mentioned Nate's withered arm and how

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<v Speaker 1>it smelled like a gym locker, which is.

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<v Speaker 12>Exactly my story. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean there's being forgetful and then there's completely

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<v Speaker 1>fabricating like reality. I mean that that's Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>It's made me, I don't know, it's made me.

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<v Speaker 8>Kind of look back at my entire life and realize

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<v Speaker 8>that I don't remember a lot, and it makes me

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<v Speaker 8>very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's finally beginning to sink in maybe Rob didn't break

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<v Speaker 1>his arm. Before we get off the phone, Rob asks

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<v Speaker 1>me if in spite of all this, I'll keep digging

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<v Speaker 1>a little longer, and I promise him I will. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to you when I have something new.

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<v Speaker 12>Great and Jonathan, Yes, I love you very very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear you, buddy, and you know what what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a crowded area.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, my name is David Orcott. You had called him

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<v Speaker 12>up the message.

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<v Speaker 1>After reaching out to several of Rob's childhood friends who

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<v Speaker 1>remembered nothing about a broken arm, I eventually hear back

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<v Speaker 1>from David Orcott. David and Rob were in the Boy

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<v Speaker 1>Scouts together, and Rob recalls them taking a group of

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<v Speaker 1>girl Scouts on a hike during the autumn of his

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<v Speaker 1>broken arm. I filled David in on the alleged broken

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<v Speaker 1>arm and all the holes in Rob's story. Every single

0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:47.840
<v Speaker 1>person in his family said, what, you're crazy. You never

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<v Speaker 1>broke your arm, and they were quite positive of this.

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<v Speaker 1>But he is quite positive himself that he did break

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<v Speaker 1>his arm and even has like, sorry.

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<v Speaker 12>He did break his arm. I've got a picture of

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<v Speaker 12>him with a broken arm. They need the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is crazy. Do you still have this photograph? Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're the first person that I've spoken to who's

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<v Speaker 1>confirmed this. This is kind of amazing.

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<v Speaker 12>The only reason is I believe I have a scrap

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<v Speaker 12>book that that picture's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 12>I could check that tonight and verify it if you want,

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<v Speaker 12>and then if you need a scan copy or scan

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<v Speaker 12>of it, we could do something along those lines. It

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<v Speaker 12>won't be a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Rob wasn't as insane as you people thought. Sorry, folks,

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<v Speaker 1>but according to the Gimlet Media Employee Handbook, when you've

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<v Speaker 1>got this much dramatic tension in a story, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to amp it up with a plethor of advertisements.

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<v Speaker 9>So take a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bathroom break and fix yourself a snack, not at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, of course, and I'll catch you on the

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<v Speaker 1>b side as promised. A couple days later, I received

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<v Speaker 1>the photo from David Orcott. Rob's on vacation in Hawaii,

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<v Speaker 1>a paradise island populated by celebs like Tom Selleck and

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<v Speaker 1>Don Ho. But I just can't wait to share the news. Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never talked to anyone in Hawaii before. Hawaii. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you in Hawaii right now?

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<v Speaker 12>I am. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Once Rob's done bragging, I tell him I have something

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<v Speaker 1>to share. Okay, here we go. I'm texting it to

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<v Speaker 1>you right now. It should be on its way.

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<v Speaker 12>I just got a text from Jonathan Goldstein that image.

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<v Speaker 15>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>The photo looks like it was shot on a nineteen

0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 1>eighties in Stematic. In the foreground is a group of

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<v Speaker 1>girl scouts sitting on a ledge and behind them there's.

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<v Speaker 12>Me in the back row with a broken arm.

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<v Speaker 1>The picture is pretty grainy, but you can see a

0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:26.480
<v Speaker 1>rob like boy looking little for his age compared to

0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:30.359
<v Speaker 1>his friend David, who stands beside him. Rob's arm is

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<v Speaker 1>covered in something big and white. Is it just like

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<v Speaker 1>he remembered it with it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, with a huge, huge cast and look and not

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<v Speaker 12>looking happy either.

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<v Speaker 1>Armed with this? I mean, what can they possibly say?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 12>I almost feel bad for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Evidence in hand. Rob organizes a conference call with the

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:59.560
<v Speaker 1>whole Cordery clan and to best enjoy the moment, he

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<v Speaker 1>also writes a victory speech. I'm very proud of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need to practice it? Yes, let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 12>I can't imagine what you're all feeling right now. How

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<v Speaker 12>would I react if I had forgotten that my son

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<v Speaker 12>or brother spent five to six lonely weeks of recovery

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<v Speaker 12>shoved into a cast so bulky, so glaringly white. It

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<v Speaker 12>would not.

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<v Speaker 4>Surprise me if strangers who at the time had been

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<v Speaker 4>cursed to catch a glimpse of me lugging that albatross

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<v Speaker 4>around still jolt awake at night, screaming. Man, that kid

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<v Speaker 4>sure did have a broken arm.

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<v Speaker 12>I'll never forget. It was a big cast. Your son,

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<v Speaker 12>your brother, will always be here to remind you that

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<v Speaker 12>when I was a kid, I definitely definitely out a

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<v Speaker 12>doubt broke my arm.

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<v Speaker 1>That's beautiful, understated, but beautiful.

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<v Speaker 16>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what, why don't we call into this

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<v Speaker 1>conference line just so we'll be on the line before

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:11.280
<v Speaker 1>they will, so we could greet them. Okay, just like

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 1>in those movies, you know what I mean, We're like

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<v Speaker 1>someone walks into the room and then the person with

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<v Speaker 1>the evidence is sitting calmly, cross legging in an armchair. Hello, family,

0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:21.560
<v Speaker 1>glad you can make it.

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<v Speaker 12>Please make yourself comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So I'll call in and you're gonna call in

0:26:26.440 --> 0:26:26.800
<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 11>Right, I'm going to call in, yeah, in one in

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<v Speaker 11>one minute, okay, joining conference now?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey Jonathan, you have Nate so far?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh h oh, Hi Nate. I was I was hoping

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 1>to get in here before everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>Mama code is here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Hi, Hi, It's Lara.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hi, how are you, Laura. It's so nice that

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:12.880
<v Speaker 1>you're all here. I just got off the phone with

0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 1>your brother Rob.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hell.

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:25.640
<v Speaker 12>Oh no, you beat us, We all beat you. Everybody's there.

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We were one minute into Rob's victory conference call,

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 1>and already his family was ruining his moment. I can

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>tell Rob needs a minute to collect himself to get

0:27:38.640 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>back into that Aloha state of mind. So, taking my

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:45.120
<v Speaker 1>cues from a Southern lawyer and a Hannah Barbara cartoon

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>possibly portrayed by a large rooster wearing suspenders, I take

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<v Speaker 1>the stage. The reason I've I've brought everyone here together

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:58.640
<v Speaker 1>is because I've uncovered a piece of evidence that I

0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 1>think might very well be definitive. In homage to the

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>original text message thread that started this whole thing, I

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 1>group text the photo of Rob to the whole family.

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 9>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to hit send you all set mm hmm, Okay,

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>here we go. I just sent it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a moment of silence as everyone studies the photo.

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:31.679
<v Speaker 1>I worry that maybe it isn't clear enough that the

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Corderies will contest it's even a picture of Rob, But then.

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 3>Does look like Robert in a caf it does.

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>With Rob's identity confirmed, I give it two shakes of

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 1>a lamb's tail for the apologies to start rolling in,

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>so Rob can put this whole business behind him and

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 1>enjoy his two o'clock hula dancing class with a free

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>and easy mind. But two shakes of a lamb's tail

0:28:58.560 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 1>becomes three shakes and then four shakes. So do you

0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:11.160
<v Speaker 1>all like believe now, like definitively, that Rob was right

0:29:11.200 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 1>and you guys were wrong?

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how Dad and I and Laura and

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 3>they could not remember this?

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Again, A hush falls over the conference call. How could

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 1>they not remember?

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 16>It?

0:29:30.880 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Just didn't make sense unless I think.

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<v Speaker 13>That was the camp out that they were practicing first

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 13>aid and they were using robins they getting big on

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 13>how when they broke an arm.

0:29:44.560 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>With that, the floodgates are open and everyone begins forwarding

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 1>a theory.

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<v Speaker 2>It does vaguely look like a pretend cast because of it,

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:55.800
<v Speaker 2>like an Adobe photoshow.

0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 13>Maybe you just wore that cast when you were away

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:03.120
<v Speaker 13>from a health Oh right, we thought it.

0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 1>From here, all of the Corderie small theories converge into

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 1>one grand theory, which they trumpet in much the way

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 1>villagers in a Broadway musical.

0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 7>Might it kind of looks like a sling phone, Not really.

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 1>It does look like a sling.

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:27.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what you're saying, is a sling. So maybe sprained.

0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>It was some sprain or that's what it was. Yeah, okay,

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I say if it was a sprain, then why wouldn't

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 1>you just remember a sprain?

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 3>A sprain is not that memorable, just doesn't just doesn't

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:51.280
<v Speaker 3>look right. The sprain in a sling that big.

0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Right, So then it can't be a sprain. It has

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>to be a broken arm now.

0:30:55.840 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 3>But there would still be an enormous cast on a small, slight.

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Boy in the face of the evidence. I wonder if

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Rob's family is clinging to this whole sprain thing because

0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:12.040
<v Speaker 1>they just feel bad for not remembering. Do you think

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 1>it's a denial out of guilt, you, guys.

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't feel guilty.

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I will say that my memory is imperfect and it's

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 2>altogether likely that you did break.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Your arm, just just likely, not one hundred percent though

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I do have zero memory of it. But what about

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 1>even seeing the photographic evidence.

0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 7>I I'm not one hundred percent convinced, because nobody remembers it.

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 1>In this way, we go around and around. Since no

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 1>one remembers it, then it didn't happen. And if it

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't happen, how could anyone remember it? And all the

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 1>while Rob is silent. I imagine him on the other

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>end of the line, seated alone at a luau table,

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>sadly picking the weeds from his grass skirt and taking

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 1>sad slow SIPs from one of those drinks that come

0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 1>in a flaming pineapple, the kind famous people are forever

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>throwing at the paparazzi. Suddenly Rob lets his frustration be known.

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 12>I cannot believe that you guys are working this hard

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 12>to not believe that I broke my arm.

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I did not expect this.

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 12>I did not expect this reaction.

0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 1>It seems it's going to take more than an old

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:40.920
<v Speaker 1>photograph to change the Quderi's cemented version of history, and

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>it's going to take the Cordery's belief in Rob to

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>make him feel sane again. So I asked the family

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>what they'll need to accept that Rob broke his arm?

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 13>Well, where's the medical records?

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Then I would believe it.

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, Yeah, of course, of course. And if

0:32:56.560 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>we're able to present medical records attesting to the fact

0:32:59.880 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 1>that Rob broke his arm. Would they then all apologize.

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 2>To Rob if this is all true, if he deserves

0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 2>an apology, I would apologize.

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.480
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I would definitely apologize.

0:33:12.160 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 5>I would feel terrible.

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 12>Absolutely, Yes, yes, I'll.

0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 13>Be the first to stand up.

0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>But do you think that's going to happen.

0:33:20.960 --> 0:33:23.400
<v Speaker 12>No, I don't know.

0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is the time to bring

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 1>up the speech.

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:38.200
<v Speaker 12>But I mean, yeah, I wrote a speech. I wrote

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 12>a victory speech.

0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 1>In spite of everything. I knew that Rob was proud

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:46.400
<v Speaker 1>of that speech, and since he'd already written it, I

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 1>figured he might as well read it.

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 15>So I cannot go Actually, oh, I'll start again. I

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 15>can't imagine what you're all feeling right now.

0:33:59.320 --> 0:34:09.919
<v Speaker 1>How would I react by and forgotten? The corderies want

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 1>written proof? But do hospitals even keep records from so

0:34:13.680 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>long ago, let alone a snake pit like the Jordan Hospital.

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Since Rob can't be expected to interrupt this Hawaiian holiday

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 1>with the trivial business of procuring paperwork, I decide to

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 1>handle it myself. And who better to help me handle

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:33.240
<v Speaker 1>it myself than someone else? And who better is someone

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 1>else than an actual doctor, Jackie.

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:44.399
<v Speaker 6>I'm just walking home from work.

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:46.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm actually not far from your old apartment.

0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, can you check if I have any mail

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>for Let's get right to it. I explained to Jackie

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 1>that a friend of mine, a famous friend who for

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 1>his own privacy I'd rather not name, was in need

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:04.400
<v Speaker 1>of medical records. They were probably like easily over thirty

0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:06.360
<v Speaker 1>years ago. Do you think they would still exist, Well, it.

0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:08.840
<v Speaker 7>Depends, but they might either get rid of them or

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.839
<v Speaker 7>they might have gone into deep storage, but they may

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 7>have a record as a doctor.

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Would you be able to get the records out of

0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 1>deep storage?

0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:16.360
<v Speaker 7>Nobody can request them himself.

0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't need me.

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, he's a very busy man. Did

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I mention that he is?

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:20.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not busy?

0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 12>Right.

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 1>This isn't going at all the way I'd hoped. Instead

0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:30.279
<v Speaker 1>of offering help, Jackie is offering jealousy of Rob. I

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:33.840
<v Speaker 1>explained that she's being ridiculous, that she's also my friend,

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:38.640
<v Speaker 1>but that Rob just has VIP needs the needs of

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:39.880
<v Speaker 1>a very importure.

0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:41.839
<v Speaker 3>Let me reiterate what I already said to you.

0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Would I say, yeah, you said you too bad?

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 7>You said your famous friend what can your famous friend

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:48.880
<v Speaker 7>do for himself?

0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you said that he could phone up and he could.

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 2>Find out he can get them himself, Yet you need

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:55.920
<v Speaker 2>his signature on a piece of paper.

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 1>In the midst of tearing me a new bee hole,

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Jackie runs into a friend of hers named Jeremy. I'd

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 1>never heard this tone in her voice before. Could it

0:36:08.840 --> 0:36:12.359
<v Speaker 1>be that an unplanned social encounter with a friend was

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:18.440
<v Speaker 1>making Jackie happy?

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 16>Don't tell you, Oh, it's.

0:36:21.880 --> 0:36:31.240
<v Speaker 1>So good to say hi to Jeremy.

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:33.400
<v Speaker 8>Medical records.

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:34.080
<v Speaker 4>This is Karen.

0:36:34.080 --> 0:36:34.840
<v Speaker 2>How can I help you?

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:35.719
<v Speaker 8>Hi?

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 6>There?

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 1>I have a question. When I explained to Karen when

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm after, I expect her to say something like medical

0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 1>records from the nineteen eighties. Dude, this is the Jordan Hospital.

0:36:47.800 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm performing open heart surgery with a spatula as we speak,

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm the mother f and switchboard operator. But to

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:59.120
<v Speaker 1>my surprise, we do have records that go that far back.

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:08.919
<v Speaker 1>We have a copy service correspondence team and if they're

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:12.399
<v Speaker 1>able to find anything, lots of times they're on microfiche,

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:16.400
<v Speaker 1>then they can reach out. Okay, thank you so much, Okay,

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:21.320
<v Speaker 1>good luck, thank you, Okay, bye bye bye bye. I

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:24.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know my experience with the Jordan Hospital has been wonderful.

0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:29.240
<v Speaker 1>For the next seven to ten business days. I wait,

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:34.080
<v Speaker 1>but something. You don't have to wait for his deals,

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 1>because here they are deals, deals, deals. An envelope arrives

0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:53.960
<v Speaker 1>to my office. What's that, asks Gimlet CEO and founder

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Alex Bloomberg. A letter, I say, A letter? He repeats,

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 1>what are you five billion years old? I only use Snapchat,

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 1>wheat Chat, Kick, slack, poke in vox. Well do you

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 1>use email? I ask, because I've sent you a half

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 1>a dozen of them about renewing my son's health insurance.

0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>He swallowed a penny over the weekend, and my words

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:22.960
<v Speaker 1>are interrupted by the sound of Alex's fitbit, which has

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:27.760
<v Speaker 1>begun emitting a terrifying series of beeps and whistles. Alex

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 1>shushes me as he studies his wrist and then, leaping

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 1>into the air, cries boo yah. He then walks away

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 1>performing tai Chi poses, and I tear open the envelope.

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Inside is a single sheet of paper. At the top

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 1>it reads the Jordan Hospital Emergency Department. But as for

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:54.680
<v Speaker 1>the rest of the sheep, I can't make out a word.

0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 1>It's filled from top to bottom with doctor jargon written

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 1>in doctor hana, and so who better to translate than

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:08.720
<v Speaker 1>an actual doctor? Jackie, I got a second.

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 5>Inside my turtle neck?

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 4>Is that okay?

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>You're wearing a turtleneck?

0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:15.799
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's nice about a turtle neck? Is that has

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 5>no arms?

0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:18.560
<v Speaker 1>So it's just a neck.

0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Yep.

0:39:21.840 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Rather than risk another dust up by suggesting Jackie might

0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:28.040
<v Speaker 1>not be wearing a turtleneck at all, but rather a

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>neck brace, I instead text her the records so she

0:39:31.600 --> 0:39:32.400
<v Speaker 1>can take a look.

0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 4>I can't.

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:34.440
<v Speaker 5>I can't do that while I'm driving.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Can you pull over to the side of the road,

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 1>to the shoulder of the road.

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:38.600
<v Speaker 7>Absolutely not.

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>You cut out there for a second. Did you say yes?

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:41.400
<v Speaker 5>I said absolutely not.

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 1>You cut out again?

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 15>Did you are?

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:43.919
<v Speaker 1>You're pulling over?

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Stop telling me I cut out.

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 7>I did not cut out, and I'm not pulling over.

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I think you cut out again, So you're pulling over? Okay.

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:58.520
<v Speaker 1>So did you look at what I sent you?

0:39:58.520 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 12>No?

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:01.839
<v Speaker 2>I didn't look at what I'm I'm on the highway, John, John,

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the highway.

0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Just dart your eyes between the windshield and the papers

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:10.280
<v Speaker 1>that I just sent you. No, Because Jackie's neck brace

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:13.239
<v Speaker 1>seems to be constricting the flow of kindness from her

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 1>heart to her mouth. I decide to just read to

0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:18.279
<v Speaker 1>her what little I can make out. It was an

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:25.040
<v Speaker 1>exam med Richard's forty ugh Like, where does it say

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 1>if he just broke his arm? FX of right distroll

0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 1>rady radius FX.

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.120
<v Speaker 7>Means fracture of dystole radius.

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:39.880
<v Speaker 1>FX means fractured. Yeah, so he fractured his arm. Yep,

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:44.200
<v Speaker 1>so is that the same thing as breaking? Yes, so

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 1>he broke his arm.

0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 2>He broke his arm?

0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 4>Looks like it.

0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 1>This confirms he broke his arm.

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:50.600
<v Speaker 4>Wonderful?

0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Are we done?

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:01.359
<v Speaker 1>In high spirits? I get Rob, who's just returned from

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:05.520
<v Speaker 1>another vacation back on the phone. Welcome back from Fiji.

0:41:05.880 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 12>Thank you very much.

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Everything must seem like sort of like in black and white.

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:11.839
<v Speaker 4>Now Fiji is not all.

0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:14.040
<v Speaker 12>It sounds more exotic than it is.

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 1>When Rob's done bragging, I tell him I have some

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:26.040
<v Speaker 1>news I wanted to share with you. The er report cool.

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:31.120
<v Speaker 12>I'm nervous. It's because because if it's because if I

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 12>didn't break my arm, then I mean I got to

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:38.880
<v Speaker 12>shut everything down and live in therapy.

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 1>You broke your arm? I did you did? Yeah?

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 12>Of course I did I know.

0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Joining conference. Now, an impromptu family conference call is arranged.

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Eight is traveling and unable to make it, but we

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 1>get everyone else on the line. Any last minute predictions

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:09.440
<v Speaker 1>anybody wants to make. Don't think there's a record of it,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody else.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking a screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, according to the hospital report, Rob broke his arm.

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<v Speaker 15>Wow, gourd, you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 7>No, what did the hospital record say?

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<v Speaker 1>I texted over and since Rob's mom is a nurse,

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<v Speaker 1>she decodes the report for the rest of the family.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, complained of pain, swelling, risk, tripped over, log landing

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<v Speaker 5>on wrist.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just as Rob had said, right, risk.

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<v Speaker 5>Distal forearm, the fracture distal radio. Wow, my full apologies, Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>The medical report has done the job.

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<v Speaker 13>I am sorry that I don't remember this incident at all.

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<v Speaker 13>I mean, I remember a lot of other incidentss, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 13>this one I don't remember it. But that doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 13>that it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got me in two years, and I believe you.

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<v Speaker 12>Nothing to be in tears over.

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<v Speaker 1>As his family begins to apologize, Rob begins to backpedal.

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<v Speaker 12>I can't imagine making you apologize for this but like

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<v Speaker 12>I could do that. No, this is I'm just it

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<v Speaker 12>just makes me uncomfortable. I think it's kind of understandable

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<v Speaker 12>that a group of four people would forget something like

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<v Speaker 12>this because it was it was fairly trivial.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I disagree. I this was not trivial. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>a little thing. You broke your arm and I have

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<v Speaker 5>absolutely no memory of it. That makes me crazy.

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<v Speaker 13>That kind of makes me feel bad that as a parent,

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<v Speaker 13>I don't remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>With Rob's broken arm confirmed, his parents go from doubting

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:18.760
<v Speaker 1>their son to doubting themselves. What kind of parents were they?

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<v Speaker 1>All the agreed upon rolls are called into question. How

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<v Speaker 1>can Laura be the keeper of memories if she failed

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<v Speaker 1>to keep this memory? And Nate, how can he be

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<v Speaker 1>the broken arm guy if now there's some other broken

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<v Speaker 1>arm guy. This is the moment when Rob should be

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<v Speaker 1>delivering his victory speech. In its entirety, he should be

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<v Speaker 1>saying I told you so in a sing songy voice

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 1>that is sickening to everyone. He should be gloating. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's something about his family's remorse that feels worse than

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<v Speaker 1>their disbelief. So instead, Rob tries to diffuse the situation

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<v Speaker 1>by joking around no, no, no, I don't listen.

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 12>You weren't there for it. You probably had to write

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 12>me a note to get out of zet, which was great.

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<v Speaker 12>That's probably here at the extent that you're involved.

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<v Speaker 1>To reassure them, Rob falls back on the old Qudrey

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>family chestnuts.

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 12>I can think back to seeing little Nate in traction

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<v Speaker 12>in the hospital, and even today can probably cry over it.

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<v Speaker 12>That's that's that's memorable.

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:33.759
<v Speaker 1>And just like that, things begin to snap back into

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<v Speaker 1>place once again. Nate is the broken arm guy. And Laura, I.

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<v Speaker 7>Mean, I'm surprised that I don't remember it because I

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<v Speaker 7>remember stupid things like what color sneakers I had.

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<v Speaker 13>And I remember one day we went for dinner or

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<v Speaker 13>lunch at either Burger King of McDonald's, and Laura found

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<v Speaker 13>ten dollars under the table.

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<v Speaker 6>It was Brigham's.

0:45:59.239 --> 0:46:02.920
<v Speaker 13>See I remember this, Yeah, I remember.

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<v Speaker 6>Where we were sitting.

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<v Speaker 1>And just like that, once again, Laura is the keeper

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<v Speaker 1>of memories. After everyone gets off the phone, I stay

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<v Speaker 1>on with Rob. The calls left him feeling kind of bad,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for his mom. Before we'd all signed off, she

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<v Speaker 1>apologized yet again, despite Rob's reassurance, she was still feeling

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<v Speaker 1>guilty and unsettled by your lack of memory.

0:46:34.920 --> 0:46:35.800
<v Speaker 6>Hi, this is Robin.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't take your call.

0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Right now, so Rob and I give her a call

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<v Speaker 1>to check back in, but she isn't picking up.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi, Mom, it's Robert William. My friend Jonathan's here. Hi,

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<v Speaker 12>and I love you.

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love you. Oh sorry, I.

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<v Speaker 12>Was talking to my mother that time, Jonathan.

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<v Speaker 1>Eventually, my friend Jackie did read Rob's medical report, and

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 1>then she texted me. This is notable for two reasons.

0:47:05.239 --> 0:47:09.840
<v Speaker 1>One Jackie never texts me, and two she began the

0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>text by saying, I read the report, and truthfully, the

0:47:14.160 --> 0:47:18.520
<v Speaker 1>most interesting part was the remark that the patient was pleasant.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh well, that's very nice.

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:25.120
<v Speaker 1>And she goes on to say in an er setting,

0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:26.840
<v Speaker 1>no one would ever bother writing that.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh man, I remember getting along with the doctor and

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:34.960
<v Speaker 12>him saying that.

0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:37.320
<v Speaker 2>I was a champ.

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<v Speaker 1>I just swallowed your pain.

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<v Speaker 4>Always.

0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:51.520
<v Speaker 12>I took great pride in being a champ.

0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:53.840
<v Speaker 8>In the er.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob was pleasant in the pickup truck. He didn't want

0:47:57.560 --> 0:48:01.080
<v Speaker 1>to bother anyone for a painkiller. A couple weeks later,

0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 1>and he was leading girl scouts on a hike and

0:48:04.280 --> 0:48:08.320
<v Speaker 1>ultimately maybe that's why no one remembers Rob breaking his arm,

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:11.440
<v Speaker 1>because whether it was a big deal or not, he

0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:15.279
<v Speaker 1>acted like it wasn't. Rob liked being a champ, and

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:19.280
<v Speaker 1>he still likes being a champ, making people laugh, joking

0:48:19.320 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 1>things off. So it was no surprise that when I

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<v Speaker 1>asked the Quderies what Rob's role in the family was,

0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:27.600
<v Speaker 1>they all said the same thing.

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:29.040
<v Speaker 7>He's the funny guy.

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:30.879
<v Speaker 2>He was funny, he was the funny one.

0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 3>He always started sayings at the dinner table.

0:48:34.920 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Rob isn't an insult comic. The joke's always on him,

0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:43.240
<v Speaker 1>the jokes always to make everyone else feel better. You're pleasant,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I am. I hope you feel good about that.

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<v Speaker 12>I do. I actually do. I ho hope that that's

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<v Speaker 12>what people say about me.

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<v Speaker 14>He is really funny and caring and sweet, and I

0:49:03.239 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 14>love the soft side of him.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Sloane Rob's little girl who broke her arm,

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<v Speaker 1>whose picture in a big purple cast set this whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing off in the first place.

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<v Speaker 14>He doesn't really have a hard slot, and he's someone

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<v Speaker 14>who you can always go to and he's not gonna

0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:27.799
<v Speaker 14>yell at you or tell you like that you did

0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:28.600
<v Speaker 14>something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>After Sloane broke her arm, Rob told her the story

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 1>of how he had also broken his arm on a log,

0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:39.319
<v Speaker 1>how he was rolling on top of it to make

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<v Speaker 1>his friends laugh.

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<v Speaker 14>Anyway, it was just comforting to know that, like, I

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<v Speaker 14>wasn't the only one who tripped over a tree, because

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<v Speaker 14>that's embarrassing.

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Rob told me that when no one in his family

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<v Speaker 1>believed him, not his mother, father, sister, or brother, not

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<v Speaker 1>even his wife, there was one person who did.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, I did. I just felt like he was telling

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<v Speaker 14>the truth. He was very frustrated that no one believed him,

0:50:10.800 --> 0:50:13.839
<v Speaker 14>so I wanted to be nice to him too.

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<v Speaker 1>In Rob's new family, everyone is still growing into their roles.

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<v Speaker 1>So for now, Sloan is the bookworm, her little sister

0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Marlowe is the rocker, always playing her electric guitar. And Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>to them, isn't the funny one or even the famous one.

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 1>He's the soft one, the sweet and caring one.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you, Jonathan, Thank you Rob, and hey John, Johnny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 12>I love you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you Rob.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, good bye, okay, bye bye.

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<v Speaker 16>Now that the Fernitures return to its goodwill home, Now

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<v Speaker 16>that the last month's rent is skiming with the damage

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<v Speaker 16>the bottle. Take this moment to deserve, if we meant it,

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<v Speaker 16>if we talk, we felt around from far too, from.

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<v Speaker 1>Things that accidentally. Heavyweight is hosted and produced by me

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<v Speaker 1>Jonathan Goldstein, along with Khalila Holt, Peter Bresnan, and Stevie Lane.

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<v Speaker 1>The show is edited by Jorge Just, with additional editing

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<v Speaker 1>Ba Parker, Matthew Nelson, Sandra Cordery, and Jackie Cohen. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to to our friends at Maximum Fun, with whom we

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<v Speaker 1>episode with music by Christine Fellows Blue Dot Sessions and

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