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Speaker 2: I no, no, no, Like I mean you hated every minute

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Speaker 2: it started from the jump. Yeah, you think it started

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Speaker 1: God got to make sure my MIC's on. Your mic

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Speaker 1: is on, Yo, let's go ahead and yo, check out

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Speaker 1: my melody. I want to live good U silp.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's on, Like the mic is on.

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Speaker 1: I'm on.

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Speaker 2: I hear you start the show because I don't want

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Speaker 2: to be interrupted. I just want to go over the

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Speaker 2: eighteen holes of golf we played, and how you were

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Speaker 2: miserable from the time you paid until the time you

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Speaker 2: got in your car and left. It was a disaster.

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Speaker 1: No, just like gambling, the happiest time, they say, is

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Speaker 1: the moment you're giving your money to the guy behind

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Speaker 1: the desk. Same thing with golf. The minute. It's all

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Speaker 1: the prospect, the idea of what could possibly happen during

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Speaker 1: guy at the range or whatever it's called clubhouse. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is your highest high typically at a golf course.

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Speaker 2: Most likely because you're most likely going to hit a

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Speaker 1: Hello, cartgirl, and there's.

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Speaker 2: No cart girls anymore. That job has been wiped off

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Speaker 2: this planet a pandemic. Much good God, I didn't see

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Speaker 2: an I didn't see a marshall.

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Speaker 1: I didn't see a marshall either. Now that you say it,

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Speaker 1: they realize, Hey, guys, we just need somebody in the clubhouse.

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Speaker 1: they're on deck. Other than that, we need one employee.

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Speaker 2: Oh and one person to work the grill. There was

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Speaker 1: That was great.

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Speaker 2: More on him later, Yeah, I'm more on him later.

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Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, I'm there. There's very few employees at

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Speaker 2: They have one guy driving the little tractor to pick

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Speaker 2: No more people, no cart girl. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: But let's go and start the show. So we can

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Speaker 1: I already started it. No, I don't think you did.

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Speaker 1: I knew all those weren't selected. Kitty, Yeah, sound like

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Speaker 2: I did hang out with Kitty this weekend.

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Speaker 1: This place keeps getting more random, Yeah, it does. Just

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Speaker 1: you just wait. We don't have time for that. You're

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Speaker 1: I went got it? Yeah, we're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: Arnold hungover from spring breaking Cancun with Bonnie Blue. He

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Speaker 1: will report Wednesday, and we also have a report from

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Speaker 1: Zach coming. He be the Bartholona.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and at Saint Patti's Day, he said, I gotta

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing a green jacket, just like the Masters. It

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, hey, you're not wearing green. Pinch and that

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Speaker 1: Wife pinching today.

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Speaker 2: No, I was wearing green man.

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Speaker 2: My kids, My kids, they were super excited last night

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Speaker 2: Didn't know those were holidays. But I do like that

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. What oh the one two

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: A sports genius, y'all. It's season. I'm from the North,

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Speaker 1: Set my dad a video and he said it looked

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Speaker 2: My wife was flying back from Florida and I was like,

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Speaker 2: No, I was luckily at the house, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: That's why you need to be married to my wife, Baser.

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Speaker 1: She actually tracks the flight when it leaves that other airport. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And what happened is they had to fly out over

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Speaker 2: And then they got in and we didn't get the

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Speaker 1: It's a Saturday night with a lazy Monday. You can suffice.

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Speaker 2: the lead the golf. Yes, tell it, I gotta go way. Wait,

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Speaker 1: Uh? There definitely was a river. Probably every piece of

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Speaker 1: day house had been gone. Thank god. I noticed it.

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Speaker 1: Told father in law Phil, Phil told somebody else. That

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Speaker 2: I went to go take the trash out and I

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Speaker 2: Like you didn't even see it, you know, because there

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I knew his raining.

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Speaker 2: But when I stepped one place, I was like, whoa,

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Speaker 2: I did not see all that water sitting there. There

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Speaker 1: One pm on Saturday it started. I actually don't remember

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Speaker 2: It started Friday night at like eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: It didn't for us, We got none, so ours actually

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Speaker 1: say ten am. By one pm. Saw the old trucks

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Speaker 1: way to rescue. Oh I think we lost them. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: well I didn't look it up. But two Pulley trucks

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't look that stuff up because it just

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Speaker 2: If it's good news, then you're good. You just think

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Speaker 1: I got a text baser because I believe she did.

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Speaker 1: I would like to know if they passed.

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Speaker 2: Uh. My wife, she was so freaked out on Friday

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Speaker 1: Years ago, twenty twenty, same as a panda. Yeah, five

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Speaker 1: That's hot. Knowledge is power.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. Just why are you angry?

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Speaker 2: That's that purpose, right, It's gonna tell me when I

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Speaker 2: Why do I need to have two sources? Why can't

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I worry about you. I'm listening to wrap

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Speaker 2: She goes, I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight because I'm

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Speaker 1: The weather radio, what does it say? Here go?

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Speaker 2: And then when you hit the button, it says flash

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's not beneficial.

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Speaker 1: My aunt, I don't need to hear that. At don't

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Speaker 1: If there's no live stations, you can't find the stations.

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Speaker 1: So NBC was off the air. ABCCBS they were all

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Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, I think the weather is more important

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I mean, they're like, we're trying to get you back

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Speaker 1: Update Bazer said it wasn't a water rescue. She looked

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Speaker 1: it up. It was a thunderstrike, lightning. Oh, it started

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Speaker 2: Good good see everybody lived. We didn't lose anybody in

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Speaker 2: that little thing. Now we're gonna take a break because,

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Speaker 2: I mean, we got to take an early break because

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Speaker 2: we got golf. We went golfing on Friday, and I mean,

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Speaker 2: you want to talk about Ray's most miserable time of

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Speaker 2: his life, We'll tell you all about it right after this.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I've never met a bigger, bigger drama

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Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna go Jay on this one.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you I mean literally, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I can't. This is why I played golf by myself,

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Speaker 2: because you guys take too long to make a decision.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do this.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Whatever.

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Speaker 2: We finally got it set in stone and leave it

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Speaker 2: to Ray. You know, Ray's gonna be the first one there.

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Speaker 2: I walk in the clubhouse ready to pay, and who's

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Speaker 1: At your service, What up coature? What up culture? How

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Good to see you, Good to see you. And he's like, man,

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Speaker 2: I may buy a wedge. Right here, it says if

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Speaker 1: Golf one hundred and eighty dollars.

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Speaker 2: The wedges were one hundred and eighty dollars, so you

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Speaker 1: How they get you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So then I'm like, all right, do I have time

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Speaker 2: you got twenty thirty minutes. You can hit a small bucket.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, cool, grab the small bucket. Ray

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Speaker 2: you gonna hit any No, man, I'm just gonna go

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Speaker 1: Wait for Justin did I'm not with the guy in

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Speaker 1: you have ten minutes, you have five guys. I don't

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Speaker 2: And so I get my on the golf cart and

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Speaker 2: You're on deck. Gibble party of three.

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Speaker 1: You're on deck.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna have no time to hit golf ball.

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Speaker 1: Hey buddy with the microphone, hold off, man, this isn't

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Speaker 2: It's literally twenty five minutes till our tea time.

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Speaker 1: And you're telling me I'm on deck.

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Speaker 2: That was unreal, And I'm like, oh so then I

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Speaker 2: automatically look over and I see Ray freaking out cause

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Speaker 2: you know who's nowhere to be found, Justin. Justin is

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Speaker 2: not there. Ray is trying to putt at the putting

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Speaker 2: in his face, like, oh, Justin's not here. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: they just called us over the PA.

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Oh my gosh. Oh.

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Speaker 2: So he starts texting, texting Justin immediately, hey man, where

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Speaker 2: are you? We're on deck. They just called us with

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Speaker 1: And then Justin go already goes funny mode and he said,

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Speaker 2: And they goes and then Ray goes, are you serious?

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Speaker 2: He goes, no, I'll be there in ten minutes. Ray,

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Speaker 2: He's like, okay, So I hit like maybe ten balls,

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Speaker 2: You are now on the tea box.

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Speaker 1: Have we ever with the PA system at a MUNI? No,

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Speaker 2: And so Ray looks at I go over to the

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Speaker 1: What do we do?

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Speaker 2: Justin's not here. We're supposed to be hitting right now.

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Speaker 2: He just he came over the speaker. He goes, I

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Speaker 2: Justin's not here. And I was like, hey, man, I'll

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Speaker 2: just go inside. I'll pay for Justin. And he goes, okay,

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Speaker 2: that was a clutch move. He was like, I just

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's good for it.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know if Justin's gonna make it. Man,

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Speaker 2: I don't know where he is. Why can he not

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Speaker 2: be on time? And really, Justin still had six minutes

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Speaker 2: still our tea time, true, Like, let's be real, he

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Speaker 1: Goes, okay, there he is. There he is, And Ray

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Speaker 2: To the parking lot, I mean peals out, and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 2: I was like, there's no no need to stress that much,

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Speaker 2: is the look now. He wears the shortest shorts I've

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Speaker 2: he bro Hey. He thinks he's in a frat with

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Speaker 2: look at that dude, the daisy dukes on. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: That's apparently that's what they do on campus.

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Speaker 1: Right, Heny, paper Mache, you're five minutes late.

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Speaker 2: And we get up there and I mean, after my great,

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Speaker 1: Like, where's the hole? Which way am I? I don't even

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Speaker 1: know which way I'm hitting it. Gotta be real. One

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Speaker 1: of the first times I've ever had to drive where

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Speaker 1: There's also one to the right. I knew if I

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, it's right there. And then

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Speaker 2: a par three, so it's on the other side of

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Speaker 2: of the woods, like, no golf course is gonna make

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Speaker 2: you hit it through the woods.

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Speaker 1: I get I get that. I get that.

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Speaker 2: there was an opening. It was solid trees all the way.

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00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,320
Speaker 2: It was all the way across. There's no opening. And

437
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,520
Speaker 2: Ray's like, dude, you gotta hit it over those trees

438
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,840
Speaker 2: to that green. That's the green way over there, and

439
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,959
Speaker 2: Justin's like, no, I think the green is Oh Ray,

440
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,320
Speaker 2: He's like, no, it's not. You're such an idiot. So

441
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,560
Speaker 2: Justin ames at the green that he thinks it's at

442
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,040
Speaker 2: and he puts it on and then Ray drives over

443
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,760
Speaker 2: to me and goes, Justin's an idiot, hit it at

444
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,800
Speaker 2: the wrong green. I'm like, what do you mean? He

445
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,960
Speaker 2: goes he hit it over here right there at that green.

446
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,960
Speaker 2: Do you see he were supposed to be going through

447
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 2: those trees right And I'm like, why would we be going.

448
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,600
Speaker 1: Through the trees.

449
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,719
Speaker 2: I still had no idea, and Ray's like, oh man,

450
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,280
Speaker 2: I didn't even know. And I'm like, well, I'm hitting

451
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,200
Speaker 2: for eleven right now because i hit two in the water.

452
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,280
Speaker 2: So I started the round off with an eleven.

453
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,679
Speaker 1: Well, and we almost got drilled by some other fandy

454
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,280
Speaker 1: bros because we were looking for Justin's ball. We went

455
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,479
Speaker 1: out into their fairway. The bros are throwing up their hands.

456
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,200
Speaker 1: That's that's how you start the golf day. Yeah.

457
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,800
Speaker 2: Never they they were teeing off on number eighteen and

458
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,359
Speaker 2: so you were kind of in their way.

459
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,120
Speaker 1: Dude, hands up. The one guy hit it within ten

460
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,560
Speaker 1: feet of us, came whizzing by. All good. We definitely

461
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,480
Speaker 1: were in your fairway. Had no idea that was a hole.

462
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,280
Speaker 1: I can't even find my hole. No as a drove

463
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,960
Speaker 1: by hit him with the sorry guys, sorry guys, not

464
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 1: one word. They didn't even look at me. Man, Sorry guys.

465
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,400
Speaker 1: How are exams spring break? Hey?

466
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 2: Man? What's up you at college?

467
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,040
Speaker 1: You guys? Hooking up with Bonnie Blue and can Coon?

468
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 2: No? Arnold was sorry guys. So anyway, it was a

469
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,119
Speaker 2: bad start. Number one was bad start, brutal. Then we

470
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 2: go to number two. Ray's all right, just a nice

471
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:30,320
Speaker 2: easy part three easy to see. Next hole is like

472
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,840
Speaker 2: a dog let You go about two hundred yards out

473
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 2: and then big dog leg left. I don't even know

474
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,359
Speaker 2: where the green is, Like, what are we doing?

475
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 1: What kind of golf course is this? Never? Could you

476
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 1: see the flag off the tee? One of the first

477
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 1: that I've ever had like that. I just don't even understand.

478
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 1: Why would they put the hole where I can't see it?

479
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,000
Speaker 1: Might as well put my gun detector down. I can't

480
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 1: even see the flags. What am I getting? Gun detect?

481
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 1: A fence? A tree?

482
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 2: And so Ray hits his drive and then his second shot.

483
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 2: He's just like, I don't even know where to go,

484
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,960
Speaker 2: and he just rips it. Of course, he hits it

485
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 2: in the water that's to the right, and he drives up.

486
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even know water was here.

487
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 2: How was I supposed to know waters up here?

488
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: At this point, I'm losing it because it was a

489
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 1: great hybrid, I said, great number two shot. Here we go.

490
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 1: I just need to lay up onto the green. Apparently

491
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,239
Speaker 1: there's a miniature pond that just chills there over by

492
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 1: the trees. Had no idea, it's not on the scorecard.

493
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 1: You didn't give me a heads up. Why would a

494
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 1: pond just be there? Why not just pond it? That's

495
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,120
Speaker 1: the design of the course. If you need a tree,

496
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 1: throw it in there. If you want to pond, throw

497
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: a river. If you want something to at the bottom

498
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 1: of a fairway, throw a gutter. Yeah.

499
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, you didn't ask me, man, I

500
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 2: would have told you there's water. Well, how was I

501
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 2: supposed to know? You gotta tell me these things? Okay, man,

502
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Okay.

503
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 1: I will I will give justin props and me props.

504
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: We don't search for balls. If you look for it

505
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 1: for two seconds, you can't hold up pace of play.

506
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 1: We're onto the next but then starts hurt justin later

507
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 1: on and aro ound.

508
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 2: I will say that I do like that about our

509
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 2: style of golf. You see people that spend fifteen twenty

510
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 2: minutes pits looking for a ball. We do it like

511
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 2: a little comb over.

512
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 1: All right, No, can't find it, No, don't see it? Cool,

513
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on with our lives. My ball's

514
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: hot pink. If my eyes are pretty damn good, I

515
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 1: don't see it instantly. I'm out.

516
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think the hot pink is the way

517
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 2: to go at this time of year because that white

518
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 2: dead grass you can't see the golf ball like when

519
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 2: it gets when you hit it and it gets up

520
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: there and all you see is the white You don't

521
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: know where the ball went.

522
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,479
Speaker 1: Well, that leads me to my whole other take on

523
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 1: something else that I can talk about later. No, go ahead, Oh,

524
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 1: depth perception, that white grass green is really how you

525
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: see where the grass is and how you're supposed to

526
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 1: hit it. With the white grass. I couldn't have chunked

527
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: more in my entire life if I tried. There's no depth.

528
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: It's just it's a it's an optical illusion, honestly, right,

529
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: you gotta wait two months if you're trying to golf, guys,

530
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: it's got a green up because right now it's white hay,

531
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: and you better go in a pasture because that's what

532
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: it's like hitting these courses. It was it was white hay.

533
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: It was white hay.

534
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: And then on the next so all hey, Ray rips

535
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 2: it to the left along the houses, but it's fine,

536
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,959
Speaker 2: gets through the trees and it's a par five. All

537
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 2: you gotta is chip it down by the water and

538
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 2: Ray pulls out this forewood and dink.

539
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: And you just watch it roll. It was going it

540
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: roll and roll, and.

541
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 2: It rolled all the way to the water man all

542
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 2: the way. And I mean it was a great shot.

543
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: It wasn't a bad shot. It was just there was

544
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 2: no grass, so it just kept rolling. This really set

545
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 2: Ray off. I cat, what and what kind of crap

546
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: you could just rolls into the water like that? He

547
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 2: did hang up on.

548
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 1: The very edge of the island. This is where we

549
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: had the video of it we put on the Instagram account.

550
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: I need to make I need to put those all

551
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: in a post. Oh you can live forever. Me and

552
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: Lunch both end up right on the water's edge. I

553
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: mean so stupid.

554
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 2: I mean it was so stupid because we hit great

555
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: shots and it just kept rolling and rolling and roll

556
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 2: and there's no way to stop it. Nothing you could

557
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: have done could have stopped it.

558
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: One small little piece of hay is what held up

559
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: my ball from going in the drink.

560
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so, and then we go to one hole

561
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: and you gotta hit uphill and the fairway. If you

562
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 2: hit it on the right side of the fairway, it

563
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: goes down a monster hill on the right and.

564
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: Just ravine after ledge after canyon. What are we playing

565
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: on the Master's Mount Everest edition? What is this? Was

566
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: so pissed off. He was so mad at this point.

567
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna hit me with my can coon quote.

568
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't remember the can coon quote. Dude, I go

569
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: kN kun man. There's five inches of beautiful grass lush

570
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: that you can miss with these margins. We had about

571
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: a centimeter where we can miss or you're gonna chunk something.

572
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: The ball is gonna go ten feet cankon. You don't

573
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 1: even have to come close to the ball. And guess what.

574
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: Everything's flat in Cancun. It's the most beautiful course ever,

575
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: you're not on a ledge, You're not on a rocky cliff.

576
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: I didn't bring my rock climbing gear. I'm trying to

577
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: play golf and it's forty mile an hour. Wins. You

578
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 1: said I was upset, dude. By whole five, we're all

579
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,719
Speaker 1: wind blown. Justin looked like he was in the Sahara desert. Dude,

580
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: you look like you just got be slapped in the face.

581
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: For about an hour straight. We had the s beat

582
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: out of us, like we it was round six a

583
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: UFC fight. I don't even know if they go six,

584
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: they don't go six. But it was brilliant tall. The

585
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: only thing that brought Justin any life was at Blondie.

586
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 2: It came around hole eight, I mean hole eight, here

587
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 2: comes this golf cart with his lady, two women on it,

588
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: and Ray goes, it's probably a hotty and it was

589
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: an eighty year old grandma and we're like, oh, hot, oh,

590
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: who's driving?

591
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: Smoke show? What does Justin do? Clams up, doesn't say

592
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: a word the next just talking to her saying, Hi,

593
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: how you ladies doing you ladies want to come by?

594
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: How's it going? Yeah? Sorry? We don't hit him very straight.

595
00:25:53,400 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: Justin clam city dude. Mother of Pearl didn't say a word, Justin' said're.

596
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 2: Right, dude, were you gonna talk to the hotty goes?

597
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: I got nervous, man, I got nervous.

598
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: He clammed up, and Grandma had clammed up. She didn't

599
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: say anything either.

600
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh Grandma said. I was like, oh, do you trust

601
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 2: this lady driving you, ma'am? And she goes yeah.

602
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: You gotta love how respectful they were they now that

603
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: I think of it, they stayed back twenty feet until

604
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: we were done with the hole and then followed us

605
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: to the next because they still didn't want to go

606
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: in front of us. And then we kind of gave

607
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: him the heads or.

608
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 2: I said, did you guys want to play through? And

609
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: they weren't. They were just driving the course. I don't

610
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: even understand what they were doing. They were just out

611
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 2: for a scenic drive, maybe getting the grandma vitamin D

612
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: because she was eighty five years old. Like I mean,

613
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 2: she looked fragile, she looked frail, but she was out

614
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: there enjoying herself. And we were worried we're gonna kill

615
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: her with the golf ball.

616
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: Well maybe if he got granny with you, you go

617
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: to a country club, a little bit more money, a

618
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: little bit safer at a muni one shot and Granny's dead.

619
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we were looking at we were thought about

620
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 2: putting an Apple air tag on the golf cart so

621
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: Justin could find the hotty later. But Justin didn't even

622
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 2: do that. He goes, I couldn't get out of my

623
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: pocket in time. I was like, what your hand because

624
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: you were playing pool or because you're drunk?

625
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: They are tag And we knew her life story for sure,

626
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: Devor say, her husband's work so many hours. She was

627
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: a stay at home two point two million dollar house.

628
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: That was it?

629
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: I mean, but who was right on those houses? If

630
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: you guys were way estimating?

631
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: Well, the lunch was so convinced that this one house

632
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: was seven hundred thousand, and we explained Tom it was

633
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,239
Speaker 1: on a golf course and it had a pool and

634
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: it was massive. So Justin pins it at three million.

635
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: We look it up online it was one point five.

636
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, we're way out in the country, so

637
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 2: you can get so much more.

638
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: So you were, Yeah, you were closed.

639
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: So much more for cheap, Like these were massive houses,

640
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: but we were not near the city, like we're way

641
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 2: out in the country, so you're gonna get cheaper land,

642
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: cheaper houses. You can buy a bigger house because you're

643
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: gonna have to drive an hour to work.

644
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: But for you to say house with a pool on

645
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: a golf course seven hundred thousand is asinine.

646
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: Don't yell at me because I know real estate man,

647
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: but you didn't Redfinn Zillow or whatever. I don't my wife.

648
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 2: My wife looks it up all the time.

649
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: I don't. I went home, I looked it up. I

650
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: don't like baser. Teach me how to word Zillow. I

651
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: got to improved lunch of these wrong. I'm impressed, But

652
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: I just got to say the end of the I

653
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: mean the round.

654
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: It was terrible. We all played like crap. We played

655
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: terrible one.

656
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: You played the best of us. Well, that's not really

657
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: saying much. It was just rough. We lost so many

658
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: for I lost so many balls. But it's it's one

659
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: of those where, dude, I couldn't have been more happy

660
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: with my hybrid shot that I drilled and almost went

661
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: in the pond. That was my most beautiful hybrid shot ever. Guys,

662
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: you got to know in your head if you make

663
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: a good shot. I made a great shot, who cares.

664
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The hills sloped in a ninety degree truckers

665
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: would have crashed and had to jake break it. And

666
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: there was another one where I hybrided it and there

667
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: was like a green There was a Fenway Park, there

668
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: was a green monster. There was a huge rock facade.

669
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: We took a picture there. Yeah, you could bank it

670
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: off the rocks and can come back and be a

671
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: better shot than if you hit it short. Yes, because

672
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: if you hit it shortest.

673
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: Rolling all the way back down the hill, it took

674
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 2: Ray about six holes to calm down after the whole

675
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 2: gibble three, the gribble three, someome you're the tea box.

676
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 2: Ray was so hyped up after that and freaking out

677
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: that we had to turn the music off for a

678
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: few holes because Ray couldn't handle it. He was like, guys,

679
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: I can't like. We gotta hurry, We gotta hurry. They're

680
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: trying to get us to go. We gotta go. Oh

681
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: my gosh, the music. Justin turned the music off, tried

682
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 2: to do some calm breathing with Ray. The round went fine.

683
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: If anybody was over thirty five, Justin would go, oh,

684
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: I better turn down the music. Justin. It's not just

685
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: kids who like music. Everybody likes music. They don't care.

686
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: If a guy was forty just would go way turned

687
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: down the music.

688
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 2: What yeah, Justin, I'm forty, bro like, I don't care,

689
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: Like I don't mind the music. It doesn't bother me

690
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: one bit. The wind is so loud that they can't

691
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 2: even hear the music. And most people are listening to

692
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: music on golf courses now, like they have these things

693
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: called speakers that people bring with them and they play music.

694
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: Most golf groups play music.

695
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: Were you looking around at other golfers. Everybody's looking for balls.

696
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: Everybody was wind blown. Every guy just looked like he

697
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: got completely dominated by the wind, regardless of how girthy

698
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: he is.

699
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sorry that we picked that course. You said,

700
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: the course by you was all dirt. Then I tried

701
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: another course and Justin's like that one's not in good shape.

702
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, what and he goes I said, what

703
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: about this one? Oh that's fine. It was not fine.

704
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: It was a bad decision on my part.

705
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: It was rough. It was a bad day, and you

706
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: just go back to the drawing book, honestly, And I

707
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: think about it on the patio when I'm practicing my shot.

708
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: I totally remember it now. I wasn't bending my knees

709
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: whereas I get on the course with other guys. I

710
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: believe my legs were farther apart. I was bending my

711
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: knees when I would shoot, so then I'm digging into

712
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: the ground. The worst thing you can do is chili dip.

713
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: You look bad in front of your friends. It feels terrible.

714
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: The ball goes about ten feet and I did that

715
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: about ten times. So to recover from that, I did,

716
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: but I took the whole hour drive home. I just

717
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: absolutely spanked myself. I was like, what were you doing?

718
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have played the back nine. If you guys

719
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: weren't there, you would left. I would have left. I'd

720
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: have tried to get a refund. The wind was that bad?

721
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: Did it calm down? Yes, we're talking. It could have

722
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: been gusted in the forties. I mean that affects a ball.

723
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: I hate to be statistical, Sison, but you're talking ten

724
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: fifteen yards. The balls were getting blown.

725
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: I understand, but it didn't matter the way we were

726
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: hitting it. The wind wasn't affecting it. We were hitting

727
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 2: it straight right into the woods, left into the woods,

728
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 2: chili dip.

729
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: I mean between us, there'd be a left shot, a

730
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: right shot, and Justin would hit it down the middle

731
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: and there would be a ditch at the bottom and

732
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: he'd still hit it in the water. Dude. We were

733
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: all over the place, guys, we saw the whole course.

734
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, the

735
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: chili dips. The wind did not affect how far the

736
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: chili dips went. I mean, let's just be real about it.

737
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: It just was bad.

738
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: And I know you left that place so mad and

739
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: so pissed off, and I wanted to apologize.

740
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: And the worst feeling is when you don't finish a

741
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: hole as a man. And I know for a fact

742
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: there was one hole Justin in particular did not finish,

743
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: oh Man, And then there was also one hole, the

744
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: eighteenth hold, the final hole. I didn't finish it, because

745
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: that means you've taken so many bad shots. I was

746
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: on hole seven eight. Our max was a snowman, which

747
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: is eight, and I didn't finish that hole. And that

748
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: is the lowest point for a man to finish a

749
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: hole without even your club, because you can't you're not

750
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: gonna keep hitting it. If you're already at eight, you.

751
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: Might as well, though, But I mean, I pay your money,

752
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: you might as well finish the hole. That's one thing

753
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: I did not understand a boy. And that's another thing

754
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: I don't understand about you guys. You get to eight

755
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: strokes and you just pick up the ball like No.

756
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: I want to keep practicing because the more strokes I take,

757
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: the better I'm gonna get at practicing.

758
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: That's why in the.

759
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: First hole, I hit my drive fifty yards. Then I

760
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 2: had to lay up in front of the water, so

761
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: that's my second shot. Third shot gotta go over the

762
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: water to the green, and I went poop in the water,

763
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: drop boop into the water. That's already eight strokes right there.

764
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Guess what I did, drop boom, put it on the green. Two,

765
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: put eleven. Don't care. I am there to play golf.

766
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: I am taking every single stroke. I'm not stopping at eight.

767
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: I gotta give justin props me and him. It doesn't

768
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: matter where we play, when we play, how long I've played,

769
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: how long he probably swung a club in four months.

770
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: We always finished within one or two of each other.

771
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys are identical. It's amazing, it's pretty.

772
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: It's you gotta find somebody that's paired up with you.

773
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: Pretty good. You beat this about like ten easily. Me.

774
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't and I played terror. I mean

775
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: I was terrible.

776
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: It's one of those where you just got it. I

777
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: hate to blame it. It's variables, the wind, the not

778
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: green course, the hill, the hills. The ball would not

779
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: stop rolling. Now we were joking about it. We'd be like, hey,

780
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: you better go put a coin down there, and the

781
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: bow would just keep rolling.

782
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: I mean, you would hit it and you'd watch it,

783
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: and if you didn't make it to the top of

784
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: the hill, you just watch it and then go.

785
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: I love the one Devorceay, some forty five year old guy.

786
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: He hit it and it was a beautiful hybrid. It

787
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: was on to the green. It was right it was

788
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: he was playing the hole behind us. He was.

789
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,479
Speaker 2: It was on number fifteen. We were on sixteen and

790
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,479
Speaker 2: he hit it and it hits right before the green.

791
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: He needed another two feet instead it roll roll, roll, roll,

792
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: and the devor saying he had played the course before,

793
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: he probably had a house on the course. Love his

794
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: sense of humor. What does he do he waves to

795
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: the ball.

796
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: Because but then it hops path. It hopped on it

797
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: was down the hill.

798
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: Wave bye bye. Hey, that's a class act. A guy

799
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: that can separate himself from the game. Say these variables

800
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: are absolute dog ass and he waves at his ball.

801
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: He was at a lower place than us the moment.

802
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: You have to wave at your ball because it's traveling

803
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: that far. Dude, I thought we were having a bad

804
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: day when your hair sticking up, my hat's wind blown.

805
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: Justin has had a cow lick the entire day, and

806
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: that guy is waving goodbye to his ball because it's

807
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: traveling so fast down the hill. I mean, you couldn't

808
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: stop these balls, dude. You couldn't stop them. Man.

809
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: That's why afterwards I was like, I got a text

810
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: from Kevin. He was like, hey, we're down here on

811
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 2: the mumbrum. No you want to come have some drinks.

812
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh. I thought you were going to say another or

813
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: around another day. I'm like, I no, no, no, no no.

814
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: I I looked for good Wills on the way home,

815
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: but I couldn't find any.

816
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: Baser's like, why are you not watching golf?

817
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, I

818
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: do not say the G words.

819
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: I was like, it just jump scary when you said ge.

820
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: We don't say the G word.

821
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: Okay, hear that word for another two days. Yeah.

822
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: So I definitely met up with Kevin on Demmbrium for drinks,

823
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: and then we went to Tin Roof with Kitty, his

824
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 2: favorite spot. He introduced us to everybody, took us in

825
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 2: the kitchen to introduce us to the cooks a tin Roof, yes,

826
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,479
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Kitty, I don't need to meet the cooks.

827
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 2: He's like, no, no, you got to meet him do

828
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 2: there's my boys.

829
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like the people that make the beer burgers.

830
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, how's it going? How's it going?

831
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 2: Why am I in the kitchen? This is so weird?

832
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: All right, Hey, meet the bouncer, Meet the bouncer. Oh

833
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 2: I met the bouncer. Meet this bartender, Meet this bartender.

834
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: All right, man, I don't know what you want to

835
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: say to these people, but.

836
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: At some point he's got to have some sort of

837
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: equity stock in that place. Otherwise he's just buying drinks

838
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: and he just friends with these people. That's all he's doing. Man.

839
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break. We ran back. What

840
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: else we got. Besides, the madness is upon us.

841
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: The madness is upon us, right, And I was so

842
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: excited yesterday at five pm Central, I was like, oh

843
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 2: my god, I'm gonna watch.

844
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: The bracket reveal. You know what I mean? Here we go.

845
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 2: I let the kids were just goofing off all day,

846
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: but I said, five o'clock, guys, we're turning it on.

847
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm watching it, and we're gonna enjoy it.

848
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: We want that time.

849
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 2: And let me how much tell you how much I

850
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: enjoyed the bracket reveal? Probably zero percent.

851
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: It was great, dude.

852
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: I didn't even get to hear the bracket reveal. I

853
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: barely got to watch it because two out of the

854
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 2: three kids were trying to kick my ass the whole time.

855
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: I didn't get to hear it either. They were jumping

856
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: on me.

857
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: They were kicking me, punching me in the Dad, I'm

858
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 2: gonna punch you in the guts, Das, I'm gonna put

859
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: you in the guts. Oh, put you in the guts.

860
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, I'm trying to watch this.

861
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: Hey, dad, did you see who's the number sixteen seed? No? Who?

862
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 2: I saw the Auburn region and then I just looked

863
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: at my wife. I was like, you know what, I

864
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 2: should probably just watch this later. I should probably just

865
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 2: pay attention to my kids, watch this later and enjoy this.

866
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: How many men are in that same boat. Parents were

867
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: playing Ticket to Ride. It's a train game, Absolutely phenomenal. Yeah,

868
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: it's really good. Too much for kids, though, you'd only

869
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: be able to play with your wife. But guys, there

870
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: was so much talking going on. I said, Bezer, how

871
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: do you record a YouTube TV? And she goes add

872
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: it to library. I said, I'll watch it a later time.

873
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: All I saw was the Auburn region.

874
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw the Auburn region, and then I barely

875
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: could hear what was going on in the rest of

876
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 2: the regions. Don't know what they said about every team.

877
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: Now I'll tell you to name a team.

878
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.

879
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: But I can't believe Michigan. Well here's the weird part.

880
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 2: I believe Michigan finished ahead of Wisconsin in the.

881
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: Conference, right they one that? No, no, you're not.

882
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: There was a couple of things that stuck out to

883
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: me in the in the Big Ten tournament, was Wisconsin

884
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: the better team or the Michigan Like, who was the

885
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 2: higher seed? I don't know, I think Michigan was the

886
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 2: three and then they won the tournament, but there are

887
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 2: a five, and then CAA tournament and Wisconsin was a three,

888
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 2: and then I don't really understand.

889
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: How really because maybe Michigan then gets put in as

890
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: an automatic.

891
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 2: Bid, right, but I'm saying they should have been. If

892
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: they were if they finished the regularly season higher and

893
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 2: they beat them in the conference.

894
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: Tournament, well they're the underdog for sure.

895
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 2: I don't really I was looking at that. And then

896
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: just the fact that after I went on to my

897
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 2: rant about the SEC, it's just so stupid.

898
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: Twenty teams make it.

899
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: Fourteen out of sixteen. It's absolutely stupid. North Carolina being

900
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: in is absolutely stupid.

901
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: Stop Vandy.

902
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 2: Vandy should not be in stid and hey, Georgia, Vandy

903
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: is gonna make a rud Georgia being in so stupid.

904
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 2: I'm not saying they can't win games, but when you're

905
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: six and twelve in your conference, you don't deserve to

906
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: be in North Carolina. Like against top teams are like

907
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 2: one in eleven, get out of here, get kick rocks.

908
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 2: Just because you play hard teams beat some of them,

909
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 2: That's all I know.

910
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: And then of course, let's be a real Bellichick out

911
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: on that. That's probably true.

912
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: As the bracket starts getting unveiled, we're in the last

913
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: region and I'm like, kids, stop stop wrestling. They have

914
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: not said Kansas.

915
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: You were still waiting. Hey, I was digging with the family.

916
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: I go, hey, they have not Dad. They haven't said

917
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: Michigan State yet. Water. Are you serious, Dad? You never know?

918
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: Now with the committee, they're like a two seed. I

919
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: was digging with it the both times.

920
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait a minute, they have not said Kansas.

921
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: They hadn't. They haven't said Kansas.

922
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 3: Long.

923
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, we're in the last region. And then

924
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: we go down to the bottom half, starting to the

925
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 2: last region, and I'm like, if Texas Oklahoma are in

926
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 2: in North Carolina and they're about to leave Kansas out.

927
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: Well, North Carolina could have been in Kansas. Spot.

928
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: I was about to flip the TV off, like I

929
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 2: was about to break the TV. I was gonna go nuts.

930
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: Then we get down to that seven to ten matchup,

931
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: the last next to last reveal Kansas and who are

932
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: we playing Arkansas?

933
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 2: That's great, and I mean, I couldn't have been more disappointed.

934
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: Because of the dichotomy in the office the and then

935
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: can't there's multiple u Abby Pitts Arnold's girl. It is

936
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: huge because one of Eel's team's gonna get bounced first round.

937
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: And as an outsider looking in, I couldn't love it more.

938
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: No, No, because it couldn't be more awkward. Because here's

939
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: the thing. Here's the thing. If Kansas wins, it's awkward.

940
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: Well, and I'm a Wolves fan casually, pretty intensely, but casually,

941
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: you guys are intense fans. This couldn't be better.

942
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: If Arkansas wins, it's awkward.

943
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna be real longer because Pitts, all of a sudden,

944
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: that's a sucking dude. Pitts went Chiefs. And now if

945
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: Kansas loses, dude, Pitts isn't gonna talk for a whole

946
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: six months.

947
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 2: I already believe this the royal suck. Oh my god,

948
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 2: I already believe this Kansas team isn't very good. Like

949
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: I've already I've already come to terms with that. And

950
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: I told you I'm one loss away from being done with.

951
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: The I haven't filled out their quadrant. I was gonna say,

952
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: where did I have them go?

953
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: But here's the problem. Now, I need at least one

954
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 2: win from them. I need at least one win. I thought, Okay,

955
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 2: if they lose in the first round, I'll be fine,

956
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, the season will be over.

957
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: Put me out of my misery. No, it'll be double

958
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: misery if they lose the first round. Even though Arkansas

959
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: shouldn't be in the tournament because they were under five

960
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: hundred in their conference, whatever, doesn't mean they can't win

961
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 2: a game or two because I think whoever wins that

962
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 2: game can beat Saint John's. Whoever wins that game can.

963
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: Beat Saint John's the Johnny's.

964
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: I understand that Johnny's the Johnny's beanie. But the Big

965
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: East is the Big East.

966
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: Any good? No, No, Creighton real bad. Just been researching

967
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: them hard, Louiville, Auburn, It's whole thing statistical season. Creighton

968
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: is a bad team with a lot of white boys.

969
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: So I literally have oh, cock Brenner, cock Burner, I

970
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 2: think cock Brenner.

971
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: Don't if they're white. I don't learn their names because

972
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: they're not playing in the league.

973
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: Cock Burner has been in the at Creighton for about

974
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 2: twelve years. He's twelve feet tall, skinny.

975
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: Oh, they got Neilvial. Neil is deadly. He's the guy

976
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: that kind of gets the offense move. And the other

977
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: white guys, I think they don't know they're playing. I

978
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: think they think they're playing lacrosse at times.

979
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: And so I haven't really had time to dissect the bracket.

980
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 2: I just when that came out, it ruined selection Sunday

981
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: a little bit from me.

982
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: What are the odds statistical season that you guys drew

983
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: each other? Try and weight?

984
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: They beat us a couple of years ago and then

985
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: they got trounced by Yukon.

986
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: So does the committee just like matchups? Sometimes?

987
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 2: Yes, they like matchups. They like coach versus coach, Like

988
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 2: what they do want to love.

989
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: Michigan State versus Bryant. How many times has Michigan State

990
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: played Bryant?

991
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: You know what else they do. It's like if uh,

992
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: you used to coach at school, you're you're an assistant

993
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 2: coach under like Rick Battino. They'll put that coach against

994
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: Rick Battino and it's like obvious, come on.

995
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: And they showed it before. I guess I didn't realize it.

996
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: You know how many automatic bids there are? There's like

997
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 1: thirty automatic bids. Yeah, in college basketball, that's the sport

998
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: to play. You just got to win your crappy conference

999
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: and you make it in the Big Dance.

1000
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 2: But you gotta win your tournament. You can win it

1001
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: all regular season, yeah, and then if you don't win

1002
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 2: the tournament, it doesn't matter. That's why Yale's good, That's

1003
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: why b Hyu is good, That's why Bryant's good. Just

1004
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 2: what's this is in there for the first time ever?

1005
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: Let's go well.

1006
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: And also, the ESPN isn't doing us any favors because

1007
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: teams play now the playing games they got it half

1008
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: cock eyed. I can't tell if Auburn plays Alcorn State

1009
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: or Mississippi Valley Saint. It does for the UNC one

1010
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: because they're gonna win that one and they got don't worry.

1011
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: ESPN has it slashed and it says U n C

1012
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,439
Speaker 1: slash cock morehead. I'm like, uh, I guess I'm gonna

1013
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: pick you n C slash cock. Well, you just have

1014
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: to wait till they play on Tuesday, right, I get that,

1015
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: but I want to see it now, like, at least

1016
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: let me see that. I still don't know who Auburn plays.

1017
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if.

1018
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: They play Saint Francis of the Poor or the Redheaded

1019
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: Sister of The Step Show or.

1020
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 2: C s i U. Edwardsville. It doesn't matter, dude, It

1021
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 2: really doesn't matter. Okay, it does for you and C.

1022
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: Because they're gonna roll. They've been given a guess. They

1023
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: are terrible. You know they're gonna make a run.

1024
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 2: They're terrible, And then like, now do you pick? Here's

1025
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: my problem.

1026
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: I mean, they got the RJ. Barrett kid, who's the

1027
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: point guard. RJ Davis. He's been on the team for

1028
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: seven years old.

1029
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 2: He's been there forever.

1030
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: He was there for Babcom, he was there before the pandemic.

1031
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 2: I mean he really was. Like he was there when

1032
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan was there.

1033
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: They weren't so used to guys going one and done.

1034
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: When a guy's on a team for five years, you're like,

1035
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: get him the hell out it here.

1036
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,720
Speaker 2: I mean, Dewan Harris for Kansas has been there since

1037
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: Bill self was a child. I mean it was wild,

1038
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: like Bill self was still in diapers. We James Natesmith

1039
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 2: was coaching over at Kansas and freaking Dwan Harris was there.

1040
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: It's so weird. And there's a gift on the TV

1041
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: that I want you to see. Have you seen it

1042
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: yet with your boy Dickinson? Oh the commercial? Dude, he's

1043
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: made a commercial for super Cut. I laughed so hard,

1044
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: like lunch cannot get away from this guy. Then I

1045
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: saw it was doing the selection show.

1046
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 2: They had it, but I didn't get to hear it.

1047
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 2: I didn't get to hear it because I had kids

1048
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: jumping all over me. So I still don't really know

1049
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: what is what. I don't even I don't even know

1050
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 2: what region Kansas is in. I don't know like where

1051
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: they're playing. I just know they're playing Arkansas and if

1052
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: they win, they play Saint John's, but I don't know where,

1053
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: Like who's the number one seed in that region?

1054
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: But is it? Why do you want me to record

1055
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: this the YouTube thing for this election show because I

1056
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: haven't heard any of it. Thanks?

1057
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's crazy and we're gonna take a

1058
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 2: break and I'm gonna tell you who's gonna win it

1059
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: all right after this.

1060
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for the heads up.

1061
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 2: Uh. Well, here's the thing. I haven't even really broke

1062
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: it down. I haven't really been able to look at

1063
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: it that in depth. And everybody has jumped off the

1064
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: Auburn train because they've lost three or four. They have

1065
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: lost three of four and it's time to jump off

1066
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 2: due they can't. How can they win it all? They're

1067
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: ice cold.

1068
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: The beauty of it is, they're in a pretty easy

1069
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: bracket if you honestly look at it.

1070
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 2: Who's the number two seed in their bracket?

1071
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: I mean you're looking at the Michigan States. Okay, but

1072
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: it's the A and M's. You got the Creighton's. Louisville,

1073
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: that's just bad. Louisville played Duke closed, but Duke didn't

1074
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: have their boy. Okay. I got a question. Here's my thing.

1075
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 2: How much do you trust that Cooper Flag is gonna

1076
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 2: be able to play? Are you willing to put your

1077
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 2: nuts on the line and say I'm taking Duke to

1078
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 2: win it all?

1079
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: You can't take Duke to win it.

1080
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: You can't know because you can say Cooper Flag is

1081
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 2: fine until he gets out there and he runs. Ah,

1082
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 2: my ankle, because there is zero and I mean zero

1083
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: percent chance that Duke can win a national title if

1084
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 2: Cooper Flag's not playing.

1085
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: I put it at one percent. But Proctologist, he's been

1086
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: sitting out a little bit. O Proctologist is good. Is

1087
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: he corps or I don't know where he is either.

1088
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: But the thing is this with Auburn they're in I

1089
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: guess if you really look at it, I mean, maybe

1090
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: this is the year it's all number one seats. Stop.

1091
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 1: I know I'm kidding because it's gonna be a team

1092
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: Antonia right now. It happened. B Yu's gonna make a run.

1093
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: They put up one hundred a game. There's stuff like that.

1094
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: But I will say Auburn pretty easy division. If Michigan

1095
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: State can get upset set somehow, if A and M

1096
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: can get upset somehow, it's gonna be a walk in

1097
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: the Auburn's at the final four. Are they gonna win all? No?

1098
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: But I really do think Auburn can make the final four.

1099
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: And that's not saying a lot. But I saw A

1100
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: and M. They were terrible against Texas, but they can

1101
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: be good. Michigan State they got the guy that's Jason

1102
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: Richardson's son, and they got some other guy named Fears.

1103
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: They're not player efficiency wise, they're not great. They don't

1104
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 1: shoot great free throws. Game before they're at fifty percent,

1105
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: that's not tom Izzo. This last game they're at seventy percent,

1106
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: and that is tom Izzo. So the things they've historically

1107
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: been good at, they're not good at. I don't think

1108
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: Michigan State makes a run.

1109
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: I there has to be one region that is just

1110
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 2: pure chaos. There's always one region that is pure km.

1111
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: I'm telling you Auburn's region is gonna be chalk. They're

1112
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: the weird ones are gonna be there's a people are

1113
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: getting BYU and Yale. Confused. I looked up. Yale are terrible.

1114
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: They have no efficiency players.

1115
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 2: Yale go to like the Final four a couple of

1116
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 2: years ago, Go play Colonel.

1117
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't care who. Hey Colgate looking over by us,

1118
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: the team putting up a hundred man. Yeah, there is

1119
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: Iowa State. There are thrown in there with Auburn. So

1120
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 1: you get Iowa State. It's a lot better team. Iowa

1121
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: State can easily get past Michigan State. I believe Auburn's

1122
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: only trouble is Iowa State getting to the Final four.

1123
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: A and M. Michigan State is nothing. But yeah, other

1124
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 1: other other quadrants there's gonna be it's gonna be a mess.

1125
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: There's gonna be some messy quadrants. It's not the Auburn one.

1126
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: It's the duke one. It's the duke one all of

1127
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: a sudden, who's just filled it out? Man? Top of mind?

1128
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: Ye know what I'm saying. Like, I didn't even got

1129
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: Wi Fi around here, man.

1130
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't. We don't know how to look it up.

1131
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 2: There's nowhere to find a bracket anywhere.

1132
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,959
Speaker 1: So it's it's the duke one that gets messy because

1133
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: you got the by us of the World all that

1134
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: weird stuff up there. I really haven't looked at the

1135
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: walls bracket.

1136
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 2: I mean, the falls can make it, dude, every time

1137
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 2: I picked the walls.

1138
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. Ziggy's been on the team for ten years.

1139
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: I get that they got Ziggy and Giddy and that

1140
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: some other guy Gatey. Yeah. Yeah, so they're fine. The

1141
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: walls can go ice cold outside of Ziggy Giggy. I

1142
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: don't love the balls, man, it's kind of chalky. Houston.

1143
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: Nobody knows anything about Houston. Yeah, here we go.

1144
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 2: Most pick champions twenty five percent have Duke Duke, twenty

1145
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 2: percent have Florida, eleven percent have Auburn, eight percent Houston,

1146
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 2: five percent Saint John's and four percent Michigan State.

1147
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: Auburn or Florida has got that Clayton kid, the very

1148
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: efficient player. Twenty is a normal number. He puts up

1149
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: twenty five a game efficiency wise. Uh tungy. For Wisconsin,

1150
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: they can make a little bit of a run because

1151
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: Tonja is so dang good. I look for those individual

1152
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: players that really show up in March. The one that

1153
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: Duke needs is Proctologist or Cooper Flagg, and I think

1154
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: they're both hurt. So I'll hang up and listen on

1155
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 1: both those guys. All right, Dukes.

1156
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 2: In the region, they have Arizona BYU Wisconsin Alabama.

1157
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a I think that one gets real dirty.

1158
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 2: Oh, Houston and Tennessee are and the same region.

1159
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at that one.

1160
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 2: They they're both, I mean, they both like to throw rocks.

1161
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: They fight a lot.

1162
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: Written Oh my gosh, man, that's the side of a

1163
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: true fan. It's been twelve hours since its release. I

1164
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: still haven't even looked at the voles quadrant. But that's okay.

1165
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: That's that's hard, dude, Like you had family in town,

1166
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: I had kids.

1167
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. And then I had a Fantasy

1168
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: baseball draft last night. I mean I had a skip

1169
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 2: story time the kids have been home one night and

1170
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 2: I'm already like kids, I can't read stories. The other

1171
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 2: night I got them Draft Baseball, and I got.

1172
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: Some sad news. Oh no, they discontinued Beat the Streak.

1173
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: What what it reads? Beat the Streak Incorporated trademarked will

1174
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: conclude at the end of the twenty twenty four season.

1175
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: They now have like immaculate grid player trivia pinch hit

1176
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 1: in some other stupid game. Oh no, Beat the Streak's over.

1177
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: It was a bad beat Oh no, especially because it

1178
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: was free to play.

1179
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: And we're not gonna make millions now.

1180
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: Nobody ever did. I don't get why they would end it.

1181
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 2: What a great promo. Why because you never had to

1182
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: give them money away. And you get so many people

1183
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: visiting visiting your website every day and you never had

1184
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: to give that money away.

1185
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: Here, here's what I'm putting out there. We got the

1186
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: Dodgers and Cubs this week starting the season, but tomorrow

1187
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: it's really it's the unofficial. They start tomorrow at five am.

1188
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: We'll be watching rookie Betts out.

1189
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 2: He's not playing, okay, he lost fifteen pounds, so it guys,

1190
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 2: he's sick. Really yeah, he's got an illness. He's down

1191
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 2: fifteen pounds. He will be sitting out. The Cubs Dodgers

1192
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: serial guess what. They still got Showy.

1193
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: They still got Tescar, They still got Max Munsey, they

1194
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: still got Freeman, They still got will Willie, will Smith,

1195
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: got some other guy. They got Otani pitching someday. They

1196
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,240
Speaker 1: got Yaba Baba Buddha. Yeah, we tried to draft Shaw

1197
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: late in the round.

1198
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: That way we could have someone to play like these

1199
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 2: first three games, then drop them the reliever. The Cubs

1200
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 2: like utilities second basement, so someone drafted him. So we

1201
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 2: ended up with Michael Bush. Will put him in our lineup.

1202
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: He'll probably go oh for eight and it'd be great.

1203
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 2: Hopefully he just hits one home run to start us

1204
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: off of the season. But here's my complaint. Michigan finished

1205
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 2: in third place in the Big Ten. Michigan won the

1206
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 2: Big Ten tournament, and they were a five seed in

1207
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 2: the NCAA tournament. Wisconsin's a three seed makes no sense.

1208
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: Wisconsin finished below them and below them and they are

1209
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: a better seed makes no sense.

1210
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: Committee didn't expect that you were gonna fine tooth it.

1211
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: The thing this is me and my friends in high

1212
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: school and fantasy baseball first came out. I want to say,

1213
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: we thought, what if we picked up every player for

1214
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: the first game. Every player were number one in the

1215
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: world for at least one instant, So we did it.

1216
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: We picked up for the both pitchers, the hitters. We said,

1217
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: who cares if it screws your whole season for that

1218
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: one day, you're number one in the world out of

1219
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: seventy thousand fantasy baseball team Swart move me and my

1220
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: friend Matt Davis. Well, let's do a baby. Yeah yeahah,

1221
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: pick up all those players, Like, screw it, who cares

1222
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: about the whole season? Just do it for one day.

1223
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: We get on the next day, we're like number seven thousand,

1224
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: seven thousand. Other people had that same idea. Oh then

1225
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: we still can't win. You can't win when you're losing.

1226
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: Man, you think of the smartest one in the room. Man,

1227
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: there's always someone smarter.

1228
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: We wasted I think a twenty dollars entry on that

1229
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: because then we had to trade and pick up other guys.

1230
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's like like last night, man cousin Andrew,

1231
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 2: if we mentioned someone's name, like, all right, we're gonna

1232
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 2: look at this guy coming back around that person get picked.

1233
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: He was like, and they weren't even on the screen.

1234
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 2: They were so far down. We'd be like, all right,

1235
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 2: we're really zeroed in on AJ Puck. Next pick AJ Puck.

1236
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, don't worry about it. We don't need

1237
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 2: aj Puck. And he's like, oh my gosh, he just went.

1238
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, yep, you're gonna want Doyle for the Rockies.

1239
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna want that. So that other kid, Tovar. But

1240
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: watch out for their pictures, Freeman, Freemance. They're terrible, dude.

1241
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: They're the worst pitching staff in all of baseball. They

1242
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: got Jermaine Hermandez, Jermaine Marc Due. He has and pitched

1243
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: in four years. He's had four acls at two NCLs.

1244
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: The guy's finally pitching again, and he's like, they're number three.

1245
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: Like what it is? A terrible bullpen. Number one hits

1246
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: in baseball, Couris Field, number two, Fenway, Kaufman, Chase Field.

1247
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: It's stuff like that.

1248
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 2: Guy ally Man, it's March Madness. We'll see on Wednesday.

1249
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 1: But here's what I need to put out in the universe.

1250
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: Go ahead, somebody's got to pick up beat the streak.

1251
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: This is your unofficial start. Next week is when the

1252
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: season starts. What website's gonna step up? We need somebody

1253
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: to host this. Hey, sore Losers dot com go in

1254
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: the whole five point six millions.

1255
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, someone actually wins it. We're like, uh,

1256
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 2: Calloway did it?

1257
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: He did it? Oh man, did I see the Callaway's

1258
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: Mississippi State snuck in?

1259
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: Yes, they shouldn't be in.

1260
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: It's so dumb guys.

1261
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 2: Joe from Sarasota gets the forty three and then he

1262
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 2: he goes Calloway give me a pick and Callaway misses it.

1263
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 2: Then his wife divorces him. Oh man, that would suck, dude.

1264
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: We put it on, it would be the first year

1265
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 1: somebody gets fifty.

1266
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 2: Then no, they would do it in fifty seven games, dude,

1267
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 2: Like it would be like fifty seven games in the season.

1268
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: We'd be liked.

1269
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: We thought we'd lose money the convention. Try having to

1270
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: do a five point six million dollars pay day. What

1271
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: are the chances somebody hits it? Man? Nobody said it

1272
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: in fifteen years on MLB hosting it. Why don't we

1273
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: host it? Or what if we do five? What if

1274
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: we did? We would not know how to infrastructure. What

1275
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: if we did a five point six thousand, Oh I

1276
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: do that and still going the whole, we'd still lose it.

1277
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: We'd still lose money.

1278
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 2: No, because we get advertisers to advertise on our site. Then,

1279
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: because so many people would be going to our site.

1280
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: There's no way we know how to build it to

1281
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: do that. You're right, You're right. Every day people submit

1282
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 1: us picks and we're like keeping track of it.

1283
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 2: We have to go in the Excel. We had to

1284
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 2: go answer an email every time, like all right.

1285
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: All right, Calaai pick Tovar Tovar for Calais.

1286
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 2: Hey, Jesse Jesse from Kentucky. He picked uh oh what

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Speaker 2: he got?

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Speaker 1: Nolan Joe and he said Michael Bush Okay, cool Michael

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Speaker 1: from the Paris Couch. He picked Texas who even plays

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Speaker 1: there anymore? Uh al tuo ve he plays for the Astros.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Batter's Box has Bobby witt In, Salvador Pera.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's just picking Royals, got it? Okay? Kid wrote

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Speaker 1: us in and he's picking is Yastremsky still with the Giants?

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Speaker 1: I think so, hey, kid, I pick a kid by

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Speaker 1: the bay. Willie Mays.

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Speaker 2: Oh, man, dude, I can't. I mean marsh madness. Then

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Speaker 2: I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. Well, it could be terrible too,

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Speaker 1: They could be terrible. It's gonna be phenomenal. Wait, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be phenomenal and terrible at the same time. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait. I told my dad, he just watches Michigan State,

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Speaker 1: who puts it in the sixties every day. I was like, Dad,

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Speaker 1: just so you know, there's a different brand of basketball.

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Speaker 1: There's team's putting up one hundred. Now just see you ready,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people score points, man, but my dad

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Speaker 1: watches Big ten. Did you see the Michigan Wisconsin score.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, it was fifty to fifty. I go, Dad,

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Speaker 1: these teams can't. I get defense wins kind of on

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Speaker 1: the playground, but this, if you're not putting up one hundred,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're gonna get just washed away like our

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Speaker 1: balls into the ponds and rivers of that golf course.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, oh gosh, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Rory won the players. Man, Okay, we wanted this morning?

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Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, yeah I didn't. We were doing the bonehead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I forgot that. I didn't even realize

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Speaker 1: it got a move to today JJ spawn and that's

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Speaker 1: your bonehead of the day.

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Speaker 3: This is what Amy talks about. Hey, guys, Rory McElroy

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Speaker 3: one this morning. That's what Amy talks about.

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Speaker 1: Is that damn segment

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Speaker 2: Called Amy All the Amy, all the Time,