WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Guitar Guy Loves The Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>Looking jubiles second date up day. There are three words,

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<v Speaker 1>but every guy can say and no woman can resist it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am uh, Well, I guess it's four words. I

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<v Speaker 1>am uh musician. Yeah. That sound right there, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>sound of thousands of panties hitting the ground as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I said it. And that's what Lance is. Lance

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<v Speaker 1>is apparently a musician. Okay, stop it, ladies, stop it Lance.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, dude? How are you? I'm doing all right?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you, guys? I'm good. I read your email

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<v Speaker 1>about the date that you went on. The girl's name

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<v Speaker 1>is Eliza, yes, sir, okay, and your email said that

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<v Speaker 1>you invited her to a show. I did. I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you sly dog you? How'd you meet her? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't mean to you know, and not

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<v Speaker 1>embarrass myself, but I met her on Tinder like all

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<v Speaker 1>of us do. Ye is your Tinder profile? Pick you

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<v Speaker 1>play in a guitar, not a guitar, but a banjo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh even worse. You're like himster dude, aren't you? Hey? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>if I got a couple applies in my closet, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not my fault. So you met her on Tinder and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys started talking on tender How long before you

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<v Speaker 1>guys actually went out? It was a couple of days

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<v Speaker 1>because we started talking, and like first I was really

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<v Speaker 1>attracted her because she's so like her picture is very beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>So I invited her to a show because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>usually that's like that's like a great way to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like start off eight, you know, kind of wish

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could sing or play an instrument. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I would constantly be like, yeah, come check out my show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hey, exactly. Well, I mean it's easier that way

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like something I'm comfortable doing, you know, instead

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<v Speaker 1>of acting like the trying to make like conversation. At

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<v Speaker 1>least I can do something that you know, I'm passionate about.

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<v Speaker 1>But how much time do you have at a show

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<v Speaker 1>to actually get to know someone and go on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with him. I feel like that's just you inviting

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<v Speaker 1>her to show off. Yeah, right, Usually before my set,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, basically we got a drink before I

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<v Speaker 1>went on. We got to talking because it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the lull before the show actually happened, so we had

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<v Speaker 1>some time to get to know each other after you

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<v Speaker 1>were done with the drink, before you went to perform,

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<v Speaker 1>did you say, daddy's got to work up direct and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I should use that next? So did she seem

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<v Speaker 1>into you when you guys met, like the first meeting

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<v Speaker 1>at the bar? Yeah, it was great. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you've always got that like awkward internet meeting sort of

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<v Speaker 1>thing where you like, is it you there? You go

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<v Speaker 1>and like a number one. She is gorgeous. She has

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing body, which you know that's my type. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but even more than that, like we had a good

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<v Speaker 1>time and we laughed a bunch and she has this

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<v Speaker 1>really like a door lap. I was really into it.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some jokes and they pulled some like basic stories,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had to go played my set like

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<v Speaker 1>not too long of a time, forty five minutes and

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. Was she thereafter? Did she stay after or

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<v Speaker 1>did she hate your music and leave? No? She sayed,

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<v Speaker 1>she sayed, hey man, hey man, I try to keep it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not too experimental, so you know, music's

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So this is embarrassing. But like she stayed

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<v Speaker 1>after I finished playing, and there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people who kind of wanted to like meet and greet

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<v Speaker 1>and like talk and people like fans and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But the worst part was like seventy five percent of

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<v Speaker 1>those people who like kept me from hanging out. We're

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<v Speaker 1>like gals trying to get you know, yeah, getting your pants,

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<v Speaker 1>just say it. Who doesn't want a hot banjo player.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is, but a banjo player

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<v Speaker 1>who also plays a good guitar now and then is

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<v Speaker 1>a little irresistible. I don't know either way. There were

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of gals looking pretty sort of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>puppy dog eyed at me and like I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be a leave. Yeah, but all these people are there,

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<v Speaker 1>and she came up to me and said something like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I did you see you're busy. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want her to go. It's like no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise I'll just get rid of these people. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get a drink somewhere else. And like at that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>this gal came up to me and just handed me

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<v Speaker 1>her phone number and like and Eliza was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, you're busy. I gotta go and she left.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say anything about the phone R? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>or did you like throw it down in front of

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<v Speaker 1>her and be like, oh god, I you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be like, hey, you know, I sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>I had my foot in my mouth the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, it's not what you think. But didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>expect this? I mean, I assume that this happens at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of every show, like, well, it happened, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>but like this night just seemed to be like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people flooding me and it just it just

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<v Speaker 1>was like the perfect storm. You know. It's like the

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<v Speaker 1>one night you invite a girl to come watch you perform,

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<v Speaker 1>every single girl that wants to hook up with you

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<v Speaker 1>after the show is in attendance. Yeah. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess some people would think that's like a great problem

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<v Speaker 1>to have, but in my case, it was a really

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<v Speaker 1>not so great thing. I will say. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>think musicians are hot and everything, and especially for one

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<v Speaker 1>night stands, but if I was looking for a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with a person, I would be tentative. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have a stereotype of not being super faithful, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's a reason for it, totally. I totally get that,

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<v Speaker 1>but really that's not my vibe. I want to meet

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<v Speaker 1>someone that's like, you know, we can have a really

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<v Speaker 1>cool thing together and like have a relationship. And I

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<v Speaker 1>know there's like the stereotype of like the rock star

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<v Speaker 1>and is knocking boots with everyone in the audience, But

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<v Speaker 1>I just I wanted to kind of introduce her to

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff that I'm really passionate about and then maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that would lead into something else. So you want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that the only boots you want to knock

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<v Speaker 1>our hers? Hey man, there's a song in that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>after she left, after you were getting sworn by people.

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<v Speaker 1>How long has it been since you talk to her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been like three days, and I feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>total loser. But I'll be honest with you, guys. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been texting her like every day, you know, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tell her that I'm still into this, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>But they haven't heard back from her. And what do

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<v Speaker 1>you say in your text messages? Are you apologetic or yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I told her that I know what it

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<v Speaker 1>looked like, but it's not that, you know, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to like make jokes and then you know, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>telling her that, like the time we had before I

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<v Speaker 1>played the set was really awesome and I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>get better. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second date update. All right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, man, hold on looking jubil in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>update right in the middle of a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is the sultry sound of Spanish guitar. Why

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<v Speaker 1>am I playing that? Because Dance is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us and Lance wants to do a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update today. He's a musician. He met a girl name

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<v Speaker 1>Eliza on tender and invited her to come check out

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<v Speaker 1>his show. She went, and then after he was bombarded

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<v Speaker 1>with sexy ladies who wanted a piece of Lance, and

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't able to hang out with Eliza, so she said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go. Um maybe we can hang out again,

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<v Speaker 1>and she hasn't answered any of his phone calls. He

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that's the reason why, because after his set he

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<v Speaker 1>was really busy talking to fans, most of whom were female,

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<v Speaker 1>and it might have turned her off. All right, Lance,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to give her a call. I totally

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<v Speaker 1>am yes. And that one fan that gave you her

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<v Speaker 1>phone number while your date was standing there, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call that girl too, right? No? No, I didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes yet, if this doesn't work out for you, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a yes from him, Like I can clear this all up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like and apologize. I feel terrible, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dollar phone up right now and get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out if that is the problem. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi is Eliza. There is Hey Eliza. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is jew Bil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have a second to talk about something? We

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<v Speaker 1>do have a listener to our show who knows you

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<v Speaker 1>and asked us if we could get you on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone to ask you a couple questions. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really I'm not interested. It sounds I'm not really interested.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I say the name Lance Lance? Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a musician. You guys met on Tinder. He went to

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<v Speaker 1>his show. Yeah. Wow, you know a lot. I know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot because we talked to Lance and Lance told

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<v Speaker 1>us about how you guys met and he also told

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<v Speaker 1>us that you're not calling him back, and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again, So he asked us if we

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<v Speaker 1>could get you on the phone and find out why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not getting back to him. Interesting, Was it too

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<v Speaker 1>much like you were a little overwhelmed with all the

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<v Speaker 1>attention he got at the end of the show? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>he told me about that too. Okay, he told you

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Yeah, Well, we talked to him about your date.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us he really liked you, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>but he says that he thinks you might have been

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<v Speaker 1>turned off because after he was done performing, there were

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of girls talking to him and he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really have time to pay enough attention to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that didn't really work out. That was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rude. He seemed sincerely sorry for putting you in

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<v Speaker 1>that position, though. Well, I mean, you have to have fans, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally get it. You're you know, you're a musician.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to have a fan base in order to

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<v Speaker 1>do well, right, But it says all of his fans

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<v Speaker 1>were girls. So bad, So you're saying that he's getting

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<v Speaker 1>a fan base by flirting with women, And that's when

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<v Speaker 1>I witnessed. So you don't think they just liked him

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<v Speaker 1>because of his music? Oh? Yeah, I mean they definitely

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<v Speaker 1>liked him because of his music. I mean, after a

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<v Speaker 1>few songs, I could definitely notice a bit of a trend.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single one of his songs is about a different girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Like every single one has a different name in it,

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<v Speaker 1>really different girls. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Like it's all

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<v Speaker 1>like it's all sexual stuff or I mean no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not all sexual. I mean like some of it's like emotional,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, oh my heart's breaking all that stuff. Like

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<v Speaker 1>like there was one I think it was called Mandy's Eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was one of them's eyes. Oh he's

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<v Speaker 1>like actually naming the song after oh yeah, yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>the next song was about someone named Lucy, And then

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<v Speaker 1>there was a Zoe at one point that was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of impressive that he could like fit Zoe

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<v Speaker 1>into a song. Was he giving background like this is

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<v Speaker 1>for the girl Zoe who broke my heart into million

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<v Speaker 1>pieces right after Lucy broke it before. Yeah, but like

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<v Speaker 1>he would be very vague about it, so it would

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<v Speaker 1>be more like this is a time when I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like my heart got ripped out of my chest, but

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<v Speaker 1>like the first time or something, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>So you wouldn't like talk specifically about that girl, but

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<v Speaker 1>then you'd go into the song and you'd be like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so another one. I mean, Taylor Swift does that and

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<v Speaker 1>she makes billions and billions of dollars. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of what a lot of artists do, right, But like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that she's surrounded by like boys at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the night who are giving her their number.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, everybody's trying to be the next Lucy. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, I mean I couldn't tell if he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about a previous relationship or a current one or

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<v Speaker 1>like he has, and lord knows, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>become a subject of one of his songs. Hey, Eliza,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for being honest with us and telling us

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<v Speaker 1>what happened on your date. I appreciate it. Yeah, totally,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that is what it is. Yeah, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I must be honest with you at this

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<v Speaker 1>point and let you know that Lance is actually listening

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. Wait, I'm sorry what. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Lance is on the other line and he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Are you kidding me right now? No? Lance?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there? Did you go away? I'm here? Hey, Eliza,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that it has to be this way, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is the only way I could do it,

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<v Speaker 1>because you wouldn't respond to any of my texts or

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<v Speaker 1>calls or anything. I thought we had a great time,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, sure we had a great time. In

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. We were laughing, joking around. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to be nice and thank you at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the night. But do you know that

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<v Speaker 1>one of the groupie girls elbowed me aside, like just

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<v Speaker 1>like right, digged her elbow right into my ribs. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking you. I'm not joking here when I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, she said, back off, Honey, I'm getting into

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<v Speaker 1>Lance's pants tonight. I kind of want to high five

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<v Speaker 1>up for some reason. I'm sorry, Liza. Well, that doesn't okay,

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<v Speaker 1>A number one doesn't happen very often like that. It

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<v Speaker 1>just seemed like a perfect storm. And two, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get into anybody's pants that night. I went and had

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<v Speaker 1>a milkshake by myself and then I went home. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>a typical art is something an artist would say. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, good for you. I'm not you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>could have got laid probably like fifty times that night

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<v Speaker 1>if you wanted to do so. It's not like if

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to, but I didn't. I really thought we

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time before, and I'm sorry that it

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<v Speaker 1>had to happen that way. And I know it looked

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<v Speaker 1>really terrible. I know that it looked really stupid, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I cann'tly imagine that you felt you know how you

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<v Speaker 1>felt me left, But I just wanted to have another

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<v Speaker 1>chance to show you that, like, hey, it's not what

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<v Speaker 1>happens all the time, and like too, I think we

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<v Speaker 1>could have something cool and special, and I'd just like

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<v Speaker 1>another chance. Lance come on, every single one of your

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<v Speaker 1>song references a different girl you've been with, Like who

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<v Speaker 1>was backdoor Jen? By the way, back door j hold On,

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<v Speaker 1>hold On, hold a back door Jen. That song is

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<v Speaker 1>a total joke. That song is a joke song. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you've been to like, I mean, how is it?

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<v Speaker 1>How is it? You know it was a joke. I

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<v Speaker 1>Every single song you sang had a different girl's name

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<v Speaker 1>in it, every single one. It's not it wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>a groupie situation that that turned me off. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the icing on the cake. It was the song. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't want to be. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be another notch in your belt. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I respect myself more. I don't want you to be

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<v Speaker 1>another notch on my belt. I want to get to

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<v Speaker 1>know who you are. I want to like have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time with you, Eliza. How could you not believe him?

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<v Speaker 1>And like all of his actions back up what he's saying. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just what he's saying, right, I don't know for

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<v Speaker 1>a fact that he didn't go home with anyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>But why are you so worried about it? You just

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<v Speaker 1>met him, like, give him another chance? Yeah, And I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's taking a risk, but I'm I guess I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just asking you to take that risk, you know, or

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm going to be in one of your songs

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<v Speaker 1>if I don't take that risk. Come on, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>write a song about like every girl ever dated. But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if I never get a second date with you, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you I will never write a song about you. Eliza,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Lance again? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for a second date. Before you that question, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been going out of my mind and I wrote I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote you a little something. Are you kidding? Me this

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm gonna is that? All right? Guys, if I

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<v Speaker 1>play a little I go for it the first time

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<v Speaker 1>you let's hear it Aler Flowers that Lis Frock. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been longing so long that I just wrote

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<v Speaker 1>hue was song. Man. I kind of like it, Eliza,

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<v Speaker 1>Liza and I don't mean to be a shock, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But then other girls they crumbled down my lass say again, adorable,

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<v Speaker 1>go out with him again. That wasn't a bad song

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Was just saying that he wants to go

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<v Speaker 1>out again. Come on, I promise I will never play

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<v Speaker 1>it ever. Say yes, I will give you one more date,

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<v Speaker 1>but we cannot go to one of your shows. I

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<v Speaker 1>take where we go. All right? Awesome you too, Congratulations

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. I think Eliza you made the right choice. Lance.

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<v Speaker 1>Good work on getting a second date. Oh thank you brother.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys help me out so much. Hey, can you

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<v Speaker 1>help us out now that the second date is over?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you mind singing us a real quick song to

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<v Speaker 1>get us out of this whole thing? A real quick song, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just like something to get us out of the second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Update would be awesome? All right, great, hold on second,

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<v Speaker 1>it's done. This date is happening. Thank you can't you

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<v Speaker 1>got right in the morning. Texting at seven eight five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two says I think you guys just talked to

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<v Speaker 1>the male Taylor Swift talking about today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy named Lance, who was a guitar player and

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<v Speaker 1>a musician. I wanted to call a girl name Eliza.

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<v Speaker 1>Their first date was at one of his shows. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>come check out my show, and she was there and

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<v Speaker 1>she watched it, and he said, after the show, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of girls approached him like they always do, because

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<v Speaker 1>apparently he's hot and he can sing, so women seem

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<v Speaker 1>to like that. I am very, very very jealous of me. Yeah, alright, fine, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're sexy and he's singing whatever. But she didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to call him back because apparently all of his songs

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<v Speaker 1>are about other women and their titles are even women's name. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's one thing to sing about love in general,

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<v Speaker 1>but very specific. She was scared she would be the

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<v Speaker 1>subject of one of his songs and she didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to date him. Probably wants it a little bit, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, you don't want to be a song subject.

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<v Speaker 1>But on the other hand, that'd be Catechal. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>it works. Me and j will I take girls in

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<v Speaker 1>comedy shows and afterwards we always do meet and greets,

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<v Speaker 1>and it kind of backfires, like girls are like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you talked to all these girls. They are like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going home with you. Yeah, they like that,

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<v Speaker 1>or they're like, I hope you never write a joke

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<v Speaker 1>about me when you date them, and they're like, so

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<v Speaker 1>did you talk about me on stage? Yeah? Right, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>He ended up actually getting a second date though, because

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<v Speaker 1>he sang her a song yeah in the second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>and that would her and she's like, all right, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you another show. He was darling. I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have fallen for that in like two seconds. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people are texting at seven, eight, five

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<v Speaker 1>to nine to two saying they want dates with this guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want a second date update, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back