WEBVTT - Cloning Celebrities (with Nicole Byer) 

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<v Speaker 1>I especially love that doctor kid.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the best.

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<v Speaker 3>He keeps doing it, Doctor Malack.

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<v Speaker 4>I love he will not be stopped, and I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>He's so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he reminds us, and each person here holds a

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<v Speaker 3>special value. But he reminds us of the importance of persistence, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>of fighting for what you believe in.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know about the nurse in Florida?

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<v Speaker 3>No, tell us more.

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<v Speaker 4>She uh pretended to be a nurse for ten years

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<v Speaker 4>and the only reason why she got caught is because

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<v Speaker 4>she got a promotion and they found out she faked

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<v Speaker 4>her registration or her like nurse's license or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then they fired her.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, but no complaints. She went above

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<v Speaker 1>and beyond.

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<v Speaker 3>She got a promoter, literally, a nurse back.

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<v Speaker 1>She's better than some nurses.

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<v Speaker 2>Like smart, That's what I've been saying.

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<v Speaker 3>You've already acknowledged that she is. But she did a

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<v Speaker 3>good job, the best in your department. Certainly you promoted

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<v Speaker 3>her to ahead of it.

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<v Speaker 4>There's also a pilot who I think was flying for

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<v Speaker 4>ten years no license.

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<v Speaker 1>That's and I don't remember how they figure that out.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet he did a flip.

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<v Speaker 5>Days he landed it upside down.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet he tried to do some cool ship and

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<v Speaker 3>was feeling a little high. Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy can't catch and then that's how you get called them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can see that. I can see that that

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<v Speaker 3>would happened to me, he laughed at We could get

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<v Speaker 3>to New York in about three and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, push this, I'll go to Dallas by noon, Sara'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to Dallas.

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<v Speaker 3>Chips in your racist money and turning stuff. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a stormy night, you know the kind where

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<v Speaker 2>a lightning strikes, and I was hanging out with some

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<v Speaker 2>of my artsy friends. OUIU welcome Little Mamas and Gentiles

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<v Speaker 2>a light to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 3>The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 3>a black conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 2>And we work to prove nothing. You will not learn

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<v Speaker 2>anything from us. We have nothing for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, we checked recently and no one has gained anything

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<v Speaker 3>from this experience.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, a lot of people actively losing.

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<v Speaker 3>We're hoping to do a census survey this year just

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<v Speaker 3>to see if anybody accidentally bumps into a learning moment

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<v Speaker 3>from this podcast. And I cannot imagine that will be true,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'd rather you did ith. I have something I'd

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<v Speaker 3>like to bring up. Yes, please, right, everybody's here. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not a conspiracy. It's just something that I've been thinking about.

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<v Speaker 2>I think as a thirty eight year old black man

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<v Speaker 2>that I have to acknowledge this, and it's been difficult, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think it's real and I think I think

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<v Speaker 2>these are you are two good people to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I struggle with the day to day in and out

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<v Speaker 2>mechanics of being fresh, and that's tough for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Like like dress, getting dressed U is hard for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had three things recently that have told me this

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<v Speaker 2>is a problem you need to confront. Yeah, three different

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<v Speaker 2>things in the past like probably two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>And do you think that that is rooted in some

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<v Speaker 3>something in you or like what's happening that's.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just a skill I never acquired in

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<v Speaker 2>a real way. And I think that when you're a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>like a team tween, you just dressed like Lloyd Banks

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<v Speaker 2>and you'll be fine, sure, sure, But then as you

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<v Speaker 2>become a man. Now they're not even making three XLG

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<v Speaker 2>units anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>But can I ask how much time are you giving

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<v Speaker 4>yourself to get dressed today?

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<v Speaker 1>Just in general, like a rough estimate, if like if.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and my wife were going on a date, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>blaming it all day and I'm still blowing it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like thinking about it and like thinking about combinations and things.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is I just don't know what. I buy

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of stuff that doesn't work, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I gotta do it because can I tell

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<v Speaker 2>you the things that happen. Yeah, first thing, I was

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<v Speaker 2>in New Orleans. I thought it would be funny to

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<v Speaker 2>wear a short set as a joke. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>look at me, I'm such a zany comedian. And then

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<v Speaker 2>Langston was like, I think this actually might be the

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<v Speaker 2>look for you. But then he looked, really, I'm again.

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<v Speaker 2>I got scared because I was like, no, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a lark. I don't know what I'm doing here, so

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to be looked at not always. And

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<v Speaker 2>then the second thing that happened, my brother kind of

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<v Speaker 2>hoed me out fashion wise. I was in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a show. I call my brother who also

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<v Speaker 2>lives in San Francisco. He says, I can't hang out

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<v Speaker 2>with you, right, now I'm in a fashion show. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's meet up after your fashion show. We meet up

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<v Speaker 2>after his fashion show. He showed up and this nigga

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<v Speaker 2>looked like as Morelda from the Hunchback of Notre Down

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<v Speaker 2>in a cool way. He looked like he was in

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<v Speaker 2>the past in the future at the same fucking time.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is we have the same family. Then I

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<v Speaker 3>went in a hoodie. He has a scarf. He looked

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<v Speaker 3>like Sam Kinnison. He was fucked. And then the third thing,

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<v Speaker 3>I was in the gym feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Good about my body, but dressed dumb because I got

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<v Speaker 2>all these bigger shirts and then I tuck them in,

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<v Speaker 2>so then it makes me.

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<v Speaker 1>Huck him in at the gym.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, man, it just I need to complicated place.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to move better people teaching and ways that

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<v Speaker 3>you wouldn't expect.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to move better. Right, So I'm tucked in

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<v Speaker 2>and then I think that I think I might look

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<v Speaker 2>like a little boy. I'm tucked in, my beard is shaved.

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<v Speaker 2>I go up to try to nigga, this is you

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<v Speaker 2>know how hard it is? No this because I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to come open.

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<v Speaker 1>I do for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't understand that. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm tucked in, so I look crazy, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>feeling good about my body because I'm pushing weight that day.

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<v Speaker 2>And I go to try to work in with this kid,

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<v Speaker 2>child boy seventeen at MO and I try to work

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<v Speaker 2>in with it. Skinny kid, you not even a buff kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, I got I want to hit try

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<v Speaker 2>some I want to get out of here. I asked

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<v Speaker 2>to work out with him. I go in my tendan

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<v Speaker 2>nights is playing up my tennis elbow. I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh man, oh, I can't do it. I

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<v Speaker 2>tell him I'm just to go. I can't even do it.

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<v Speaker 2>He starts talking to me. Is it for peers? Is

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm another boy? He's like, oh, well, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you doing? Maybe you should try the ropes?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like this, think I'm eighteen, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I look and I look like a little boy, like

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<v Speaker 3>a little boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You look young.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not happening. He said. I see a novice, just

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<v Speaker 2>like myself. He said, I'm weak in this environment, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to make the next weakest friend.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, this little boy is a mentor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we could have a weak man alliance.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to take over La fitness.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you know? How do you know? How do

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<v Speaker 3>you know what Jim it was?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you buy Jim clothes?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you buy like clothes?

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<v Speaker 3>I have Jim bottoms, I'm yelling. He's he's lost a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of weight recently, yes, over over a year, though

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<v Speaker 3>not like that really and has uh refused recently refused.

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<v Speaker 2>To I don't like. I don't like how this is

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<v Speaker 2>coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>He is not actively updating his wardrobe. He's sort of

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<v Speaker 3>his waiting for checkpoints buying. I'm trying. I just got

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<v Speaker 3>these shorts. They're great, only handsome. Was some money?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me some money? Only pays you to take their clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do I need my twelve dollars back?

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<v Speaker 4>I think because I've also lost weight, and you hit

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<v Speaker 4>a point where you're like, I don't know what size

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<v Speaker 4>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what looks good on me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know what I don't do?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I buy new stuff?

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<v Speaker 4>What if I gain it back? So I think you

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<v Speaker 4>got to just treat yourself. Go shopping, try on a

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<v Speaker 4>bunch of shit and figure out what silhouettes look good

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<v Speaker 4>on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't even know what you mean by that.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost signed up for Threadbasts this morning for a money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I didn't pull the trigger when.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to thread Beasts, like like, hey, do you

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<v Speaker 3>look stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll send you a box of shit every month.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, They're like, we'll pick your outfit for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>No I didn't. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I got, I got. And it's also because my wife

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<v Speaker 2>looks great.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she is too nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's always just like, I just want you to

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<v Speaker 2>feel comfortable with yourself and whatever makes you feel like

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<v Speaker 2>we'll be going somewhere. I'm like, does this look cool?

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, I just want you to feel comfortable,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, no, bitch, you're gonna have me out here.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's and that's why I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just very no, we know what you meant.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do that. Don't do it because you remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do think ultimately part of what I saw

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<v Speaker 3>in you in New Orleans was was you, uh, exploring

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<v Speaker 3>outside of your comfort zone in a way that is

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<v Speaker 3>important for fashion. I think fashion at its core is

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<v Speaker 3>putting on something that you're like, well, this actually makes

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<v Speaker 3>me a little bit uncomfortable, and I'm going to challenge

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<v Speaker 3>myself to make that silhouette or that feeling, that texture,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever the fuck it is, feel natural in a way

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<v Speaker 3>that I didn't feel before. That is what trends scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that sounds scary. Yes, it's a god coming down

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<v Speaker 3>and being like like this year Mesh is in and

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<v Speaker 3>then you just got.

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<v Speaker 1>To do that show?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, how do I figure out mesh? Fuck? I

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<v Speaker 3>wear mesh?

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're talking to you. Mesh is not the

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<v Speaker 2>hard thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the way you wear a mesh and the

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<v Speaker 3>way they mean it ain't the same thing. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>I know that you're helping that hurt.

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<v Speaker 4>It hurt the way you don't have to follow trends.

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<v Speaker 4>You can find like classic pieces that you like.

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<v Speaker 2>Pull around Laurentz, shout out to what they've done. Give

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<v Speaker 2>me some money for the fig guy community if you're

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<v Speaker 2>a fat guy and you've got some pull up.

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<v Speaker 3>They really did a lot for a high end brand.

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<v Speaker 3>They really stayed loyal by keeping that three XCEL.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of men's brands go up to a three

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<v Speaker 4>four XL women, though Gucci goes up to.

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<v Speaker 1>A four XL ORL or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Thats like a recent I just bought a car. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't also get some. That's not not until we get

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<v Speaker 3>acquired by whoever we need to get acquired, until that

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<v Speaker 3>chip gets in me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Also could go on Pinterest and look at things that

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<v Speaker 4>you like and pin them and then go find outfits

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<v Speaker 4>that look like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a lot of work in the same way

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<v Speaker 2>that I would go to get like a fruit punch recipe,

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<v Speaker 2>A punch recipe.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, that's what you're looking You're looking for fruit

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<v Speaker 1>punch recipes.

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<v Speaker 2>Punch punch it punch.

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<v Speaker 1>How often are you making fruit punch?

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<v Speaker 2>I fantasized a lot more than I go in practice.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, summer's coming.

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<v Speaker 3>You can make some. No, it's so, I think you

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<v Speaker 3>can make some in a short set.

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<v Speaker 1>You could make it less calorie dense.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh like, maybe have like a zero soda based I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want sugar free shirt. Don't run from this on

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<v Speaker 3>a short set. Well you could you could look beauty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you could bring the fruit punch in a short set.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to wear the short set today. I was

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<v Speaker 2>looking at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you herew me out?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You already saw me in it. It's not a.

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<v Speaker 2>Great I'm wearing shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't please you like what you see. I just know

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<v Speaker 3>there's more of that where that comes from. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>one thing. There's enough for shorts, there's more shorts. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you wear jeans rarely?

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<v Speaker 2>And if I do, it's just five on ones. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's only because I thought, I think, I really thought

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<v Speaker 2>I liked how dough boy looked.

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<v Speaker 3>Mmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I always was like I always wanted a uniform. I

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<v Speaker 2>always was like, if I could just find four things

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<v Speaker 2>that are.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess I could. I gotta get some

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<v Speaker 3>more jeans because.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a little uniform. When I travel, I wear

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<v Speaker 4>a little striped shirt and jeans, and then when I

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<v Speaker 4>do just on stage for the most part. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I desperately wanted on stage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's easy because like when I travel, I go,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, I got three shows, so let's throw three

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<v Speaker 4>striped shirts in there and three jeans, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But I want my uniform to be cool enough. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's a hard part about it, is like you can

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<v Speaker 3>either make it so plain that like it's indistinguishing, or

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<v Speaker 3>you make it so cool that it becomes a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of like d Ray putting that blue vest on.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean. You don't want that. I

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<v Speaker 3>need something that just you barely even notice it. But

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<v Speaker 3>that motherfucker wear I'm saying close every time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay with that. I've always thought I love a

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<v Speaker 2>Doug funny man. I would love a Doug funny dog funny, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>a Doug funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Our guest today is no Doug funny. She is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's funny, She's funny, Dougie funny, Doug the funniest part

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<v Speaker 2>of Doug.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I know you never watched Doug.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't grow up a cable. Did he come on cable?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, he was ABC, he was Saturday Morning, he was well,

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<v Speaker 3>he was on one big Saturday Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>But he started on Nickelodeon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so maybe it's all later.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I also was not early enough to watch Saturday morning cartoons.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you were a cool kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I love sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>Noon as a kid. Damn, that's amazing for you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's new. I never even thought of.

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<v Speaker 3>You got lines disease, but one of the others.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope I don't have lines disease.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, President, but we all are.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>We wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be really good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself. Who whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>The cole Buyers there, y'all, she's great. We're excited that

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<v Speaker 3>she's here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a good time. This is going to be

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<v Speaker 3>a great time. You came to us with a conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 5>You held your face and said, this is going to

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<v Speaker 5>be a great time.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, I tell you something else.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that that is the truest expression of Blankston.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm over here with it a lot. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's and I think he's saying, this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be a great time. But I think that's exactly what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm containing myself, Okay, that I have to physically right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I misread it. I'm illiterate, Nicole.

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<v Speaker 3>You came to us with the conspiracy theory that we

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<v Speaker 3>have certainly talked about on this podcast, but not specifically

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<v Speaker 3>in the way that you're talking about it. But you said, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>my mama told me celebrities are being cloned.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Avril Levine was replaced, I believe, in twenty fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>by a woman named Melissa.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know her name? No, Melissa? Wait, you know

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<v Speaker 3>the girl who made.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Melissa.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually might be wrong about that. I excited either way,

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<v Speaker 3>but apparently because there's no last name either way.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I do think she has a last name, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember it, can I say?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, so you don't think this is a

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<v Speaker 2>clone situation, you think this is just replaced by a differents.

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<v Speaker 1>The theory is that Avril Lavine killed herself in like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifteen, and then a woman named Melissa became friends

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<v Speaker 1>with her before that happened, and then Avril.

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<v Speaker 3>Taught her how to perform like her that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why she did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Vendela.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Name Melissa Mandela replaced Avril Levine referred to as a

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<v Speaker 4>body double. And that's who we're seeing now because Avri

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<v Speaker 4>Lavine is gone.

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<v Speaker 3>So to who knows Avril is dead in this scenario?

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<v Speaker 3>Avril April Avril. Yeah, we've been saying it. AD just

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<v Speaker 3>keep riding on that. Okay, Okay, okay, it's Canadian. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what they do with their I like that

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<v Speaker 3>like a last minute all.

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<v Speaker 2>Because sometimes you know what I mean, you've been saying

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<v Speaker 2>it juicy for a long time and it's Jesse.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's fair. That's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been saying juicy?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you notlet I know?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I know?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you see Smollett Jesse Smollettett.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nice, right, he's funny. Yeah, he's real fun. We

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<v Speaker 3>keep trying to get him here and keep saying no,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you, but but.

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<v Speaker 1>But why it's not like he's working.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not for us to decide.

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<v Speaker 1>He kind of fucked that one up.

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<v Speaker 3>And Nicole, you're not going to burn this bridge. He

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<v Speaker 3>means too much to us. Who hasn't been tricked by

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<v Speaker 3>some buff Nigerian Julie, Yeah, we think you're the victim

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<v Speaker 3>of the buff Nigeria. Dudes.

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<v Speaker 5>The whole thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>So wild and I love it. It's the craziest.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he's got sibilans just out there having to

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<v Speaker 4>live normal lives and be like, yeah, my brother didn't

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<v Speaker 4>do something crazy, like imagine your brother does whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Melissa is now avril Ya that is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and everybody in her life.

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<v Speaker 3>Is just on board with it, I assume so.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it like the type of thing where she's

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<v Speaker 2>just so good at it. Not many people know. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't this what the talented mister Ripley was about?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sort of he was. He was replacing people, per se,

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<v Speaker 3>but it was more he was spending time with them,

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<v Speaker 3>studying them, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like becoming part of their lives.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Matt Damon then kills Law. Yeah, but then doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>like assume Jude Law's life. I think, wait, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>remember he does.

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<v Speaker 3>He tells that girl that jud Law and then they're

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<v Speaker 3>on the boat and you're to believe that he has

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<v Speaker 3>never been We don't know who this guy is the

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<v Speaker 3>whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think so. They'll tell us in the comments.

0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:05.359
<v Speaker 3>Melissa Vandella apparently was born in two thousand and three.

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<v Speaker 3>They're saying this when we first become aware of her,

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<v Speaker 3>and it is during a video shoot under my Skin

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and four, But during the photo shoot in

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<v Speaker 3>which you can see the name Melissa written on Avril

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<v Speaker 3>Levine's hand, that that is part of the evidence they're

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<v Speaker 3>using that this person was cloned. I think, if I'm

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<v Speaker 3>remembering correctly, it came from her.

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<v Speaker 4>Being Yeah, Melissa was like sad or like upset about

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<v Speaker 4>the ruse and was like trying to tell people.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she was the hired to distract paparazzi. She was

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<v Speaker 3>a body double for Avril Levine. She would go over

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<v Speaker 3>there tmz A and she'd run and then Avril could

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<v Speaker 3>have a normal afternoon because this girl looked so much

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<v Speaker 3>like her, just doing Avril stuff, just doing Avril stuff, skating, skating,

0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:01.320
<v Speaker 3>making stuff complicated, playing it hard, but like moving your

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<v Speaker 3>hand real far from it, wearing a tie, watching it.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you know you don't mean business. You know she

0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:12.840
<v Speaker 3>don't mean business. She putting that tie on, but.

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<v Speaker 5>She don't mean no business.

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<v Speaker 3>This workplace she is getting written.

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<v Speaker 2>Having a tie with wristbands. It's die of ball.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy, it's a look.

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<v Speaker 1>She also likes shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>She did like shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not the same as average. I don't have any

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<v Speaker 2>wristbands anymore anymore. I we all had them during the

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<v Speaker 2>little Johnny never had.

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<v Speaker 3>All.

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<v Speaker 2>But as every black man I think has had wristbands

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<v Speaker 2>at some point.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a There was a point, I would say,

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<v Speaker 3>in the late nineties, early two thousands where if you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have wristbands, you did not address That's what was

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<v Speaker 3>happening now. He was on the Kawasaki two headbands. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to put wristbands on my on my ship, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like Michael Jordan's yeah, like, and I was like, man,

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<v Speaker 3>that's fly today.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried one time at the Aurora Mall that you

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<v Speaker 2>would sell packs of wrists, yeah, and I bought two

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<v Speaker 2>of the packs. I tried to do a two and

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<v Speaker 2>one situation. How that go makes your risks so hot?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, no, it is fat. And again, fashion comes

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<v Speaker 3>in discomfort.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about that, okay, and I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about that too, about when you're heavier, it's easier to

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<v Speaker 2>base your idea of fashion on comfort because nothing fits you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you start to lose weight and you're like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I might got to just get some heartsold shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everybody's wearing loafers now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I bought some loafers because Will Miles said they

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<v Speaker 3>were cool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you worn them?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>And that is where is going to. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>And all it's gonna take is a few moments of

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<v Speaker 3>being uncomfortable and then.

0:21:56.119 --> 0:22:01.800
<v Speaker 4>Suddenly you're like, so you can get ship tailored, like

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<v Speaker 4>if you have a Maria Jean, No, you have a

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<v Speaker 4>very jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get the loaf of stanlord. That little Italian man,

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<v Speaker 3>he's little.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gotta get in the shoe. If you if you

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<v Speaker 1>have genes that you like that are slightly too big.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm altered, So you believe Melissa, I okay, this

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<v Speaker 4>is where it gets good.

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<v Speaker 1>So there is something different about Avril Levian. She like

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<v Speaker 1>looks different.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if it's like she aged or maybe

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<v Speaker 6>she I don't know. You know, the whole epsteine of

0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:47.399
<v Speaker 6>it all, where all that ship was like true and

0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:52.160
<v Speaker 6>ship maybe the maybe these conspiracy theories are true.

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<v Speaker 2>How coucy man gets so buffs a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>You think he's got a clone.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what that's a that's the thing. I didn't make

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<v Speaker 3>that up.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Jim Carrey recently he looked all different. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>he's got a clone.

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<v Speaker 3>This this is the the replacement, obviously, and this is

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<v Speaker 3>the original. They do look they look a lot alike.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the same person to me.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no difference for you. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the mouth is a little different.

0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:26.399
<v Speaker 3>Maybe she got some toothwork, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like the gums, like the like one mouth is

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than the other.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't have a happy smile.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a grimace.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. It looks like yeah, yeah, exactly. It looks like

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<v Speaker 3>when your mom yells at you and then sends you

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<v Speaker 3>out to finish doing what she asked you to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, and then you're like, why my mom have to

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<v Speaker 2>make things so complicated.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get that off for like ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked it. It was good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:55.720
<v Speaker 2>I tried to jump it in before and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>quite get it.

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<v Speaker 3>I liked it. It's the only other in his strange

0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:04.520
<v Speaker 3>I do think. To me, it looks a lot like

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<v Speaker 3>the same person. But what this also reminds me of

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:11.679
<v Speaker 3>is how many of the same person sort of exists

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<v Speaker 3>in the world already. Like we talk about this all

0:24:14.800 --> 0:24:19.800
<v Speaker 3>the time of fucking what's his name? Uh with with

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.119
<v Speaker 3>with the bad Eye, Forrest Whittaker. Forrest Whittaker has a

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:29.480
<v Speaker 3>brother who is almost indistinguishable. Yeah, he got a whole brother,

0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Tree Whittaker brother. Yeah, he's got two brothers, but one

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:43.320
<v Speaker 3>of them, uh, they're both they all look a lot alike,

0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:46.880
<v Speaker 3>but one of them is like insane how much they

0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:52.439
<v Speaker 3>look alike? Type? Ship, look at that, that's Forrest. And

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<v Speaker 3>then that's Forrest Samn.

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<v Speaker 1>They do look just alike on just a little smaller.

0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:03.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so like he's apparently been in projects and

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 3>you sitting there like that's Forest Whitaker and it's just him.

0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 3>It's just his boy, that ain't him, you know what

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean? And I don't. I don't know. Maybe Avril

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Head just has a doppel ganger that can exist. Yeah,

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:19.200
<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of people who look like a lot

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:23.200
<v Speaker 3>of people. Bro, I look like Jesse. I see pictures.

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<v Speaker 3>I go, damn, a lot like this.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going down a complicated road right now.

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:37.760
<v Speaker 3>Because I think I think if I start crying, well,

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 3>the picture of Juicy, I think, if I start crying

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<v Speaker 3>in this one, let.

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<v Speaker 5>Me see Judy.

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:48.159
<v Speaker 4>Because I'm like seeing it but also not seeing it.

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:52.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I think they don't. I think it's close.

0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 3>I think there's a few pictures where you go, oh wow, yeah,

0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:01.920
<v Speaker 3>right here I go that kind of my face. That's

0:26:02.119 --> 0:26:06.479
<v Speaker 3>that I'm not happy about that wild That one in

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:11.600
<v Speaker 3>particular really stands out to me. There's an argument to

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<v Speaker 3>be made, and my point, what have you.

0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Just abandoned your career and assume his identity.

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<v Speaker 3>I would do it in a second. You have me.

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:26.120
<v Speaker 3>I God, how bad I want to Surfercole into this

0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:31.159
<v Speaker 3>man's life. He's the new Juicy Juice is back and

0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 3>he's different different.

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:37.679
<v Speaker 1>That's so you really, y'all really do look alike?

0:26:37.720 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 3>That's wild? Yeah, I think before Texas, Yeah, okay, but

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:51.159
<v Speaker 3>pull it up. No, no, no, it wasn't as good

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:53.800
<v Speaker 3>of an idea as I thought. No. Actually, once you

0:26:53.840 --> 0:26:55.920
<v Speaker 3>want to look at the pictures, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>do that at all.

0:26:57.000 --> 0:27:00.640
<v Speaker 2>From the same country, you guys do a look alike.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always said that. Yeah, I could see how you

0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:13.280
<v Speaker 3>and Idris share qualities and shape bad rapping similar mm hmmm.

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:16.439
<v Speaker 3>He does is a very full career as a rapper

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<v Speaker 3>and the DJ.

0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I knew he was a DJ, I didn't realize it

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<v Speaker 1>was a rapper.

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 3>It started as rap and then transitioned into DJ when

0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:25.120
<v Speaker 3>the rap didn't really it wasn't him and didn't take

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:27.879
<v Speaker 3>off the way that we thought it would, which is okay,

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:32.120
<v Speaker 3>that's fun. It was it was post wire. He could

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 3>do anything he wanted, and he did DJ.

0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 2>DJ does seem like a fun job, like if you

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 2>get famous just to go be a DJ. I completely

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 2>get that job. You don't actually have to be good

0:27:44.880 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 2>at for people to be excited that you're there.

0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 3>But if you're good, if you're even kind of good, right,

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 3>is shocked good at it? I don't know Shack Diesel

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 3>J DJ Shack Diesel is or DJ Diesel.

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Does he bring his own table?

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:01.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 2>He has to have him custom bill.

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's too big.

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:06.480
<v Speaker 3>He's too big for music.

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 1>You're standing up, it's all the way down there.

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 3>He just presses all the buttons at once. His figure

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:20.639
<v Speaker 3>is the size of a regular DJ. Yeah. Shock. Actually

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 3>he is represented separately by agents by his agency as

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 3>a DJ and as a like personality. Wow, he tours

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<v Speaker 3>separately as a D.

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm learning so much.

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 3>He's also a police officer.

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe don't don't don't look into that.

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? He literally when he retired from

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 3>the NBA, went down to I think Louisiana and was like,

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 3>I want to become an official police officer and went

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<v Speaker 3>through the ship and got got fucking sworn in as

0:28:52.280 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 3>a cop in Louisiana. Do you know if you were going, man,

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<v Speaker 3>that's wild.

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>He'd have to get a custom bulize card. He don't

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>fit nowhere.

0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sucks, I think they gotta look at Dodge Ram

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 3>or something.

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:07.040
<v Speaker 1>This is wild. I'm learning so much.

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can become a cop too. I guess that's

0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:09.680
<v Speaker 2>the thing.

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I can just become a cop.

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't want you to, but yeah, I know too well.

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 3>You'd be fun.

0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 1>What if I just changed from the inside.

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<v Speaker 4>Out the police and I'm like, guys, let's like notre crazy.

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's what was doing.

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 4>Shot.

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 3>He was talking back to you. He loves all right,

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 3>that was too farn. You did take it too far.

0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't mind it. Have you had his gummy snacks?

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 2>A lot of his products?

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 1>They're not good.

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 3>I refuse to put back in your body. I think so.

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we've talked about this before. He's worried about

0:29:58.920 --> 0:30:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Check dominating him physically.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I don't. I think he's an untrustworthy character

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 3>for sure. And I get that he's too big, and

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 3>I think he's John. I think in that way, we

0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 3>we should not be consuming products made by a man

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 3>who literally never sent out to make products that. I

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 3>think at some point we as humans have to draw

0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 3>a line and go. He didn't want to do that.

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:26.280
<v Speaker 3>Somehow he is now doing it.

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 1>That's how I feel about mister beast. One, I don't

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.920
<v Speaker 1>know who he is. Two now he's got food for

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 1>me to eat.

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 4>He's got food I don't I don't know him. And

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 4>his name is mister beast.

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:39.400
<v Speaker 3>And have you seen him? He doesn't look like a

0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 3>mister or.

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 1>He looks mister sleepy.

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Talk about a white dude who looks like ten other

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 3>white dudes.

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't me either.

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:56.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeahus he was student and teacher for merely if he

0:30:56.800 --> 0:31:00.400
<v Speaker 3>was a student and a teacher, I didn't take calculus. Yeah,

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 3>and we're going to get you that class. We're going

0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 3>to get you registered.

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 2>You're going to I'm not a numbers guy. I'm an

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 2>English social studies guy.

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 1>But you got to take calculus.

0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I think I quite frankly proved.

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:15.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know you do. I'm a licensed driver in

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 3>the state of California. Calculates calculus in your life? Never, okay,

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 3>that's what I'm saying. Never, It's never come up.

0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 4>The only thing I use is like a percent to

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:29.000
<v Speaker 4>do the tip at a restaurant, right, or to figure

0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:30.080
<v Speaker 4>of a deal.

0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 3>This is that's just you just run it over and

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 3>double it up.

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 2>You don't even have to. I'm not technically doing percent.

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 3>No, no, yeah, I run it and double Yeah, we

0:31:38.600 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 3>heard you.

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just want you guys to know if you

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 2>guys run up on that trick. Yeah, some people are

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 2>doing it with calculators.

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I just it is funny to watch someone do with

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 1>the calculator.

0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:53.880
<v Speaker 4>It's like, just outmove the decimal point, double it.

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>It's easy breezing.

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm happy to say that I've I've I've reached

0:31:58.640 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 3>this evolution. I was formerly a calculator person.

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 2>And so you made me say it crazy like I

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>was being crazy. We've been flipping and doubling.

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Brother, it was just how much you were trying to

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 3>prove that you could do the math.

0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Say the term, say flipping and double it. Say well,

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 2>you run it over and double it, flip it and

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 2>double it.

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:23.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to say that, because that's not what

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:30.040
<v Speaker 3>are you flipping? Flip it over in your mind? Walking

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 3>over the decimal point is doing a little twirl into

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 3>this new spot, fancy Nicole. Before we take a break,

0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 3>I have to ask, if you believe that this is real,

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 3>or at least there's some possibility of this being real,

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:52.600
<v Speaker 3>does that leave you disheartened? Do you think that that's

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 3>a bad thing that.

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Do I think this is real?

0:32:57.240 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:32:58.040 --> 0:33:02.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't, but also it could be sure there

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 3>we go.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 4>You know what I'm saying, like, I don't know, weird

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:07.880
<v Speaker 4>shit has happened. You tell me it's actually real and

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 4>there's real proof. Okay, yeah, yeah yeah. Do I find

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 4>it disheartening? No, it's pretty cool that she's just as talented.

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:18.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could almost argue with it. Maybe Avril wasn't

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 2>that talented that they could just watch.

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:25.120
<v Speaker 3>You know, maybe this wasn't a once in a lifetime talent.

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 5>We thought at least a lifetime down, which.

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Is what I thought when I initially saw skater boys.

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 2>They can do it, can do this, they could do

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 2>it again. From my high school. Who might be able

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:38.080
<v Speaker 2>to pull this up?

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 3>I know, seven off rip yea, yeah, but.

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I do like that it uh.

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:47.959
<v Speaker 4>I think it's Hannibal Burris. He for premiere or something.

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 4>Sent another man down the carpet. That was very cool,

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 4>and that's like, that's funny.

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 2>See, that's crazier to me because there's not another one

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 2>of that guy.

0:33:55.640 --> 0:33:58.040
<v Speaker 3>No, and he didn't he didn't look like he didn't

0:33:58.120 --> 0:34:02.760
<v Speaker 3>try to find another guy. He just was like a man.

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Would you like to go to the premiere of a movie?

0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 3>It was Spider Man. It was like something. It was

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 3>starring vehicle, it was something big. Was it tagged? It

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:14.959
<v Speaker 3>might have been tagged? It was that's so, buddy, what's

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 3>tag this movie? I was like, maybe it was tag?

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

0:34:19.480 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 3>This is a movie about tag?

0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I saw it about the game tag.

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 2>It was like these friends who had had a game

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>attack their entire life.

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh only thing I remember that?

0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:27.240
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was for Spider Man.

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh thank you? Which which Spider Man Black one? Probably

0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 3>the first one? Yeah, the first one.

0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:40.800
<v Speaker 1>This was like twenty seventeen, the one with Toby maguire.

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:44.760
<v Speaker 3>No, the first one into the spider verse.

0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 1>So we're saying the first Spider Man and not talking

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:49.880
<v Speaker 1>about Toby Maguire. Toby Maguire erasure.

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.759
<v Speaker 3>Well, we meant for Hannibal Watch.

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:55.600
<v Speaker 4>He's in more Spider Man. Wait, which Spider Man? No,

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 4>too many Spider Man.

0:34:57.080 --> 0:35:01.280
<v Speaker 3>I've been saying from home, and let's let's start saying

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:04.720
<v Speaker 3>Spider Man. Let's all agree that we've said it too much.

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:08.920
<v Speaker 5>Spider Man.

0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:19.880
<v Speaker 3>Spider Man. Spider Man is spe He's not Jewish, is separated?

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Wait, the cartoon one.

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:26.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, no, hannih boy is in the The Tom

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:27.399
<v Speaker 3>Holland One.

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 1>I have not seen those.

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Those are the newest version of and Hannibal on at

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 3>the premiere of The Tom Holland One sent this gentleman

0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 3>to the red carpet. That's the funny again, A a

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:48.360
<v Speaker 3>really important moment for him, and he was like, no,

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:49.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing something silly.

0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Who would you said, if you both of you, who

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:52.840
<v Speaker 2>would you say?

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh if I if I didn't arrive for myself and

0:35:56.640 --> 0:36:08.920
<v Speaker 3>wanted Yeah, you man, that's a good question. Mexico a dude.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.279
<v Speaker 1>You don't know who is.

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Shout out to Mexico.

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Who's Mexico. I'm sorry, I don't know.

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:19.760
<v Speaker 3>He's a dude, sushi boy Mexico. He's a dude who's

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 3>named Mexico because he lived in New Mexico for some

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 3>of his life. He's one of the more fascinating people

0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:30.640
<v Speaker 3>I know. I love that. He could not be funnier

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.439
<v Speaker 3>and more chaotic. It would be very funny to see

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 3>him walking down a red carpet as my represent That's

0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 3>a good one. Yeah, I gotta think about it.

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Shaggy smart.

0:36:44.480 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 3>Do the accent the whole time. Yeah, don't let me

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:51.360
<v Speaker 3>and come and be regular. No, no, he'd talk about shaggy.

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:55.319
<v Speaker 2>Would you only speak to the press and lyrics from

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 2>mister Yeah, and if.

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 3>You don't squeeze that it wasn't me in there.

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, better be a fucking it wasn't me thrown

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 2>in You need to say butt naked banging all the

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:07.319
<v Speaker 2>bathroom floor, lady.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 1>That's how we answered every single interview question. It was

0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:13.760
<v Speaker 1>just lyrics from that song.

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:14.799
<v Speaker 3>He should.

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait? Who would you pick before we go to break?

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 4>Probably my friend Meetball, who's a drag queen.

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Been mistaken for each other before?

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh you want someone who looks like you?

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Does not look like me, but we have been mistaken

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 1>for each other.

0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:35.759
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:39.200
<v Speaker 4>Well, was doing a show to college and they used

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 4>a picture of me for that.

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:47.719
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy. That sucks. That's crazy. That really sucks. It's

0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:51.239
<v Speaker 3>great that it didn't happen anymore. Congratulations on not being

0:37:52.880 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 3>That really sucks for me, Ball, I feel bad. Yeah,

0:37:56.120 --> 0:37:58.440
<v Speaker 3>but great red carpet opportunity or Michelle.

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:01.800
<v Speaker 4>But tell we've been missed making for one another. Really

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 4>that makes sense?

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't.

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I make no sense of it.

0:38:05.320 --> 0:38:08.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, well I bet, I bet I could zero

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 3>in on the one thing that they thought you had

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:14.480
<v Speaker 3>in common with each other, which is not nice behavior.

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, but it is the one thing they're picking.

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's true. Everybody thought I was Chappelle Lacy on

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 2>this my own platform. Really they were like, our fans

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 2>were like, I don't even know one of the same niggas.

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 3>People had been people who had been dedicated up to

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 3>us for years. We're like, that's why we're like brother

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:44.120
<v Speaker 3>they separated. They were like legs in the middle, thinks

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:46.160
<v Speaker 3>in the middle. I wouldn't know what's going on. I

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 3>don't know. This podcast got too meta. They put a

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 3>mirror across from David. What did I eve been trying

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:58.879
<v Speaker 3>to do? You fellas you jailed the sharp get back

0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:01.080
<v Speaker 3>to the old way of doing things. Just talk to

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 3>each other. Man, we need to take a break. Okay,

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:08.920
<v Speaker 3>it's been god knows how long, but it's it's more

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:21.879
<v Speaker 3>nicole byer. My mama told me, hey, we're back.

0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Would you say that you're racist?

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Not at all. No, Look at my dog, he's as

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:34.439
<v Speaker 3>black as can be. That's right. From the news. Yeah,

0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 3>that's from the news. You ever seen that clip?

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 2>This is very interview him.

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 3>He's really racist.

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, he's.

0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:45.239
<v Speaker 3>Being bad to his community. And then they're being like,

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 3>are you a racist person? He's like, the fuck are

0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 3>you talking about? I got a black dog? Oh, he said,

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:54.680
<v Speaker 3>get a moon cricket.

0:39:57.680 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 1>No, I've never seen this before.

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 3>My wholes to get them. That'd be very funny, if

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 3>it'd be the best part of it. I think we're

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:10.560
<v Speaker 3>still here with Nicole Bayer. We're still talking about the

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 3>possibility that that celebrity clones are real. You introduce sort

0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:19.520
<v Speaker 3>of this question of like the Epstein Files and how

0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:23.000
<v Speaker 3>many of the things that we thought were completely untrue

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:25.480
<v Speaker 3>or at least lived in like a world of fiction

0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 3>that we're now discovering are as close to true as

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 3>anything has ever been. And I'm curious to know what

0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 3>you think if the cloning is a thing. What you

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 3>think is the benefit of the cloning for the public

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:43.960
<v Speaker 3>right or or even for the powers that be, Because

0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:46.720
<v Speaker 3>everything that that is being revealed in the Epstein Files

0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 3>is we'd perverted sort of like money, wealth, pussy. That

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 3>is the essence of all of it. What do you

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 3>think is the point of the clones.

0:40:57.560 --> 0:40:59.360
<v Speaker 1>I think the point of the clones is to continue

0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 1>to make money.

0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Right, even after somebody is like not willing anymore. That

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:06.440
<v Speaker 2>makes the most sense to me, Like they put them

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 2>in this ship, make it eat them up.

0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:12.759
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I will say even as you're saying that,

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:16.360
<v Speaker 3>it makes me think about Prince and how hard he

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 3>fought to be, like I'm not giving y'all my ship.

0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:22.720
<v Speaker 3>Like literally when he died, he was like, I'm locking

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 3>it in a vault. I don't want it on Spotify.

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:28.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't want it on Apple. You'll listen to it

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:31.280
<v Speaker 3>if you bought the records, and if you didn't, you won't.

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Like he really drew the line. And then motherfuckers.

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Thoughts still not a store in the airport. Yeah, you're

0:41:41.120 --> 0:41:47.919
<v Speaker 2>in the airport. Interesting, it's a it's a bomb because

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 2>you're just like pur shirts and you're just like bro.

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 3>You know, you would be so mad. It's just album covers,

0:41:57.320 --> 0:42:00.520
<v Speaker 3>mass produced. It's key chains.

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:04.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let people, let people be dead, let people go away.

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe even kill people. Well yeah, yeah, what too

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:13.360
<v Speaker 3>much listening?

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 1>You want to kill?

0:42:15.640 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I was looking for a drop to save me. I

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:17.799
<v Speaker 2>don't have one.

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite videos.

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:35.359
<v Speaker 3>I like it because he walks away. He how cool.

0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:44.480
<v Speaker 3>It's too good. Yeah, it reminds me a lot of

0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 3>how many celebrities you've already talked about this, How many

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:51.080
<v Speaker 3>celebrities Jim Carrey very recently accused of being a clone,

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Gucci Mane accused of being a clone. We have that

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:58.840
<v Speaker 3>theory that Pharrell is a vampire, that he has lasted.

0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:02.719
<v Speaker 3>The text me, he looks good, he looks amaze.

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Looks great.

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:08.399
<v Speaker 3>Goods has a similar sort of like story about him

0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 3>of being.

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Like Gabrielle Union.

0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 3>Gabrielle, she looks good.

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 4>I never even thought she looks She looking at her

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 4>now and look at her and bring it on.

0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 1>She looks fucking same.

0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:20.319
<v Speaker 3>And bring it on.

0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying she looks old, but she looked older

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:24.799
<v Speaker 2>than what her age was, you know what I mean?

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:27.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because they had thirty year olds playing twenty that's

0:43:27.719 --> 0:43:29.800
<v Speaker 4>true situation.

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, absolutely, smart guy. Yeah you are seventeen. That's

0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 2>a grown woman. That's what.

0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 3>That's a woman, that's am She knows the world, She

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 3>knows the one knows the ways of it. Listen, TJ

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:45.680
<v Speaker 3>is smart, but you don't know nothing about it. Yeah.

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh he's buff and he got buff. He got buff.

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:53.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh didn't get taller. Well, yeah, you only have two

0:43:53.400 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 3>options in this life. He didn't get talking about you're taller.

0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 4>You could break them news Stilton.

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:00.440
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what is it?

0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:01.279
<v Speaker 1>What is it when they.

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what hundred percent agree with them breaking

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 3>his knees. I do think that's part of it. I

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:14.239
<v Speaker 3>don't think afterwards they replace those Still, what do they

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:15.280
<v Speaker 3>do though, they got to stretch.

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:17.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know they do something to stretch, stretch out

0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:19.719
<v Speaker 4>both parts of the that's the problem is you're gonna

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 4>look crazy. And because they don't do the arms either

0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 4>yeah or like so you just have these long legs.

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:27.600
<v Speaker 3>I think what they do is they break like femur

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:33.400
<v Speaker 3>and and shin bone, yeah, the big ones, and then

0:44:33.440 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 3>they sort of like add chunks.

0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 2>They take it from other parts, Like do they take

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 2>it from your radius and the.

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:46.920
<v Speaker 3>Buffalo sitting around and another bones a little buffalo. Now,

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:49.120
<v Speaker 3>I think my body would reject the buffalo. I think

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 3>most people's bodies.

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:57.919
<v Speaker 1>I think you're strong. I think about would order real tall.

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:00.279
<v Speaker 3>I think it takes like a year and af have

0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 3>to recover from that something where you're like, oh you

0:45:04.560 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 3>never get to like jump again.

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 5>You but you you don't have to jump because you're tall.

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 3>You don't match you know, you would look not Yeah,

0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:19.040
<v Speaker 3>I know, and I don't need to be taller.

0:45:19.200 --> 0:45:21.520
<v Speaker 1>No, everybody's good the way they are.

0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 3>That's what I've been saying. It's a it's a beautiful premise. Certainly,

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:28.759
<v Speaker 3>I wish more people felt that way. But if you

0:45:28.880 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 3>feel like you need to break your hands, yeah, type

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 3>type in uh, my mama told me at the end

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 3>and in the promo code, and see if that works

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:42.880
<v Speaker 3>to doctor Miami, Doctor Miami. We we actually don't know

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:46.680
<v Speaker 3>if we secretly have sponsors that break shins. So so

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:49.319
<v Speaker 3>if you do have that, if doctor Miami, you could

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 3>try it.

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 2>If not Doctor Miami, at least doctor Detroit, Doctor Detroit.

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:55.840
<v Speaker 2>I think it's your best bet if you type in

0:45:55.880 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 2>my mama.

0:45:56.360 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 3>Told and I'll get you a free quarter and a

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 3>knole you miss kangos.

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 2>White guys are bringing them back in.

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 3>So yes, that's not theirs.

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:16.440
<v Speaker 2>It was my whole retirement plan. Yeah, I was going

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:19.040
<v Speaker 2>to transition smooth after fifty.

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Five into a canole guy. Yeah, I've been playing it

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:27.080
<v Speaker 3>since the nineties. Backwards are forwards forwards? Yes, I like that.

0:46:27.680 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Have children not doing Samuel Jackson's no, no, no no. Does

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:37.040
<v Speaker 3>he have kids? Yeah, I have to believe that Samuel L.

0:46:37.160 --> 0:46:46.799
<v Speaker 3>Jackson Samuel and Blamuel L. Blamiel. Blamuel is a girl's.

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:50.319
<v Speaker 4>Name, but Blamiel that's a little boy.

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:57.360
<v Speaker 3>He has kids. Selwe Jackson is his child children. He

0:46:57.440 --> 0:46:59.360
<v Speaker 3>really has the bid on that one. Yeah, he just

0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:03.400
<v Speaker 3>has one daughter name Zoe, not even Samuel.

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 2>So Eamuel and Blamuel or.

0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:09.239
<v Speaker 3>If you just hasn't found them yet, if you're looking

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:14.839
<v Speaker 3>to name your children, Blamuel Jackson names available, do it.

0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:15.919
<v Speaker 5>That's a funny name.

0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:16.880
<v Speaker 3>Is really.

0:47:19.400 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 1>That's cute.

0:47:20.080 --> 0:47:23.320
<v Speaker 3>And I do think we sometimes don't give enough credit

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 3>to celebrities naming their kids funny names. Yes, I think

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:29.520
<v Speaker 3>sometimes we really pick on them for like weird ass

0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 3>names that they pick for their kids. And I don't

0:47:31.480 --> 0:47:32.200
<v Speaker 3>think we should do that.

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so either.

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 3>I think it's amazing because it's like, what are you

0:47:35.840 --> 0:47:36.399
<v Speaker 3>gonna do?

0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:41.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm Will Ferrell. You know what I'm saying, Oh, my

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:45.280
<v Speaker 2>kids got a funny name. So he's not at Yale.

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 2>I did the work so I could name him Blamuel.

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:50.439
<v Speaker 3>I did it.

0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:53.399
<v Speaker 2>You need to take Blamuel seriously because of the work

0:47:53.440 --> 0:47:54.239
<v Speaker 2>I did in this life.

0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:56.439
<v Speaker 3>I did so much work in this life that your

0:47:56.480 --> 0:48:00.160
<v Speaker 3>majesty will be fine. Yah is a perfect name. It's

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:02.160
<v Speaker 3>a perfect He's gonna be okay.

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>It's a great name. There's a Jaffar Jackson.

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:08.360
<v Speaker 4>That's the one playing Michael really, yeah, Jaffar.

0:48:10.239 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 3>A nigga named Jaffar gets to be his uncle. Who

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:13.720
<v Speaker 3>is Michael Jackson.

0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:15.640
<v Speaker 1>That's so funny.

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 3>He made it. He did the impossible with naming his kids.

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 3>So I love that love.

0:48:21.760 --> 0:48:24.560
<v Speaker 4>Remember when Gwyn Paltrow named her child Apple and everyone

0:48:24.640 --> 0:48:25.719
<v Speaker 4>was all up in arms.

0:48:25.480 --> 0:48:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Apples fun.

0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like a good guy like Martin.

0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:33.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't like that as much. I like Paltrow Apple

0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 3>Paltrow's way, but Apple Paltrow is a more their stage name,

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 3>Apple Paltrow. I like that.

0:48:40.960 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, you have to, yeah, Martin, so yeah, Apple j

0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 8>Apple Apple jack jack.

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Pat That guy told me life insurance.

0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 3>Are you either of you worried about the possibility of

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:08.920
<v Speaker 3>being cloned? Is this something that comes up for you?

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:10.520
<v Speaker 3>Is this a concern for your future?

0:49:10.640 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think I'm that important.

0:49:12.120 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was gonna say. I never felt like

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I did anything there.

0:49:14.600 --> 0:49:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna be like, oh, we

0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:17.280
<v Speaker 1>need more Nicole.

0:49:17.560 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nobody's ever going to be like, you know what,

0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:21.920
<v Speaker 2>we really need more of wamul and blamuel jokes.

0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 3>I think it could be the only one of you

0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 3>think the resources are thin enough at this point that

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:31.319
<v Speaker 3>they're not like reaching out to where you guys sit

0:49:31.440 --> 0:49:32.200
<v Speaker 3>in the universe.

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:34.399
<v Speaker 2>I would go I would go so far as to say,

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that that will ever be a resource

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:41.520
<v Speaker 2>that is far reaching because we are already dealing with overcrowding.

0:49:41.960 --> 0:49:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I don't think that it's ever going

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 2>to be a major technology to like make more people

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 2>without the way we make more people, you know what

0:49:49.760 --> 0:49:53.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, Like if like it just doesn't counter to

0:49:53.080 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 2>what's going.

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 1>On, I don't know. I see a world where there

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:59.360
<v Speaker 1>are clones and their little worker bees because they're not people.

0:50:00.360 --> 0:50:02.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh so you could treat them the way like slaves, like,

0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 3>but they are people. They are people, well they are.

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:13.440
<v Speaker 4>People, but like to the clone makers clonemakers, they're not

0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:14.200
<v Speaker 4>real people.

0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:17.040
<v Speaker 5>They're little entities their shells and they do the.

0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 4>Work they do because their clones and the clone makers

0:50:21.760 --> 0:50:22.040
<v Speaker 4>know that.

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 3>I don't think anybody's giving up on slavery.

0:50:25.040 --> 0:50:26.560
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so either, which is like kind

0:50:26.560 --> 0:50:28.000
<v Speaker 1>of crazy, it's crazy.

0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:31.600
<v Speaker 2>But they're leg people are still they're still like okay,

0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:33.359
<v Speaker 2>but what if we if we just move a.

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 3>Few things, bro?

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 5>And it's like given.

0:50:36.920 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, this is not a new thought.

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 3>But like, slavery exists more today. There are more active

0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 3>slaves today than they were during the transit landing slave ty. Yeah,

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 3>that's a.

0:50:48.200 --> 0:50:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Real I was like, no, you're telling me no information.

0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 3>That is a real up. But we treat slavery now

0:50:56.160 --> 0:51:02.239
<v Speaker 3>as you know, a necessary factor of that we can hide, uh,

0:51:02.360 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 3>you know, in these nefarious ways. So like, nah, they'll

0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:08.759
<v Speaker 3>bring it back. They're just waiting for the right way

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 3>to really roll it out that we don't get upset

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:15.160
<v Speaker 3>about it, right that you don't just make it or robot,

0:51:16.000 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 3>does that look like the black people we wish we're working.

0:51:18.360 --> 0:51:22.080
<v Speaker 2>But who that's what would piss me off. Yeah, if

0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 2>they start cloning people and then the slave clones are

0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 2>still black, everybody, that's who I'm killing.

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Bro, everybody. They doubled down. They doubled down, Bro, you

0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:38.360
<v Speaker 3>could have made them orange. They better look like apple

0:51:38.440 --> 0:51:40.919
<v Speaker 3>Jack Paltrow, every single fuck you one.

0:51:41.160 --> 0:51:43.279
<v Speaker 4>But then if they make them black, then they could

0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:45.560
<v Speaker 4>be like, you're a clone, and you're like, actually, I'm

0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 4>not a clone.

0:51:48.400 --> 0:51:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Where it gets nasty.

0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't like this world I've created.

0:51:51.560 --> 0:51:55.800
<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, it sucks. Welcome to our imagination room. And

0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 3>this is why he's doing this. This is why I'm

0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 3>always stressed out. But my brain is always wondering if

0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:05.840
<v Speaker 3>maybe they're going to turn niggas into slaves because of cloning.

0:52:05.920 --> 0:52:06.759
<v Speaker 1>And I don't want that.

0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:10.560
<v Speaker 4>But you know it's not cloning, but like they use

0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 4>AI for like weird shit like uh like audio books

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:16.799
<v Speaker 4>and stuff like, and I'm just like, get someone else

0:52:16.840 --> 0:52:19.279
<v Speaker 4>to like if that person can't read, it don't makes

0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:19.800
<v Speaker 4>no sense.

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've listened to the If If I Did It

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:26.520
<v Speaker 3>by O. J. Simpsons and and it's right there. Yep,

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:29.239
<v Speaker 3>I've listened to that on tape and they just got

0:52:29.239 --> 0:52:32.399
<v Speaker 3>a different man. Yes, you were still there. And also

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:36.240
<v Speaker 3>because he had lost the book rights to the people

0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:38.719
<v Speaker 3>that the family that he had murdered.

0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:41.400
<v Speaker 2>And also other men know how to read.

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 5>He lost the rights to his own book.

0:52:43.360 --> 0:52:45.200
<v Speaker 3>It was the only thing that he had left after

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:48.279
<v Speaker 3>the civil trial, and so the Goldman family got the

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:51.360
<v Speaker 3>rights to it, and it's it's a tough listen.

0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I bet it is. I can't believe he wrote a.

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 9>Book called If I Did It after you know he

0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:03.040
<v Speaker 9>one point in the book he imagines another guy is

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:06.759
<v Speaker 9>there and he is attempting to stop the other guy,

0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 9>but Ron Goldman does karate.

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 3>On the other guy, and then the other guy, losing

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:15.160
<v Speaker 3>the fight in the karate, murders Ron Goldman in front

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:18.160
<v Speaker 3>of him, and then OJ helps to clean up the.

0:53:18.200 --> 0:53:20.359
<v Speaker 1>When he died, his head opens.

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't even think they needed to check out.

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I think it's probably out at that point.

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:29.040
<v Speaker 3>I think they could see some lumps from the outside.

0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:37.719
<v Speaker 10>O you got a little bit. I think he had

0:53:37.760 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 10>the biggest brain they ever saw. That bad boy was swollen.

0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:47.400
<v Speaker 10>It grew three sides of that day.

0:53:53.320 --> 0:53:54.359
<v Speaker 3>I hope they clone OJ.

0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:58.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't you don't say, I hope not.

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 2>There's so many other people on my wh Do you

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:06.839
<v Speaker 2>want to get cloned Bernie Mack, Yeah, first, that would

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:14.759
<v Speaker 2>be the first one. That's a great answer, Bigie. Robin Harris,

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:17.279
<v Speaker 2>very good, very good to Chicago man.

0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:22.960
<v Speaker 3>I like this. My grandma Okay.

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Would you really want your grandma to be cloned? Because

0:54:26.760 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 1>when she.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Comes back good time, she probably won't.

0:54:29.040 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 4>Be the same grandma as your grandma anymore. That's just

0:54:31.840 --> 0:54:34.360
<v Speaker 4>a woman who looks like your grandma the memories of

0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:36.359
<v Speaker 4>your grandma, but she might feel differently about you.

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know how many memories she gets.

0:54:38.239 --> 0:54:40.840
<v Speaker 2>She might just not, Oh no memories, Oh that I

0:54:40.840 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 2>don't want any of those people.

0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think they probably get the memories, but like they.

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:48.920
<v Speaker 3>Have free will the memories till they died. Probably I

0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:52.000
<v Speaker 3>don't take that. Okay, but that but that doesn't mean

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.360
<v Speaker 3>they feel how they feel about it. Like the memory

0:54:54.400 --> 0:54:57.080
<v Speaker 3>doesn't make me love you, It just makes it a fact.

0:54:57.360 --> 0:54:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have free will to be like whether they

0:54:59.920 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 1>like like you or not.

0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't I'm pretty likable.

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:05.719
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you believe if your grandma came back as a

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:06.480
<v Speaker 4>clone and was.

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't like you Grandma, you guys are who

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:16.080
<v Speaker 2>that was what? That's why I had to scramble.

0:55:16.360 --> 0:55:18.879
<v Speaker 3>Look, man, I never met your grandma, but it felt

0:55:18.960 --> 0:55:19.879
<v Speaker 3>like she was in the room.

0:55:21.640 --> 0:55:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I won't make you pie.

0:55:23.160 --> 0:55:29.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you pie, Grandma my grandmother.

0:55:32.360 --> 0:55:34.640
<v Speaker 3>Leon Grandma's are always making the eating pie.

0:55:34.760 --> 0:55:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Now she makes pie because that's part of her.

0:55:38.000 --> 0:55:40.920
<v Speaker 3>No, that's you know that. You know that about your grandmother.

0:55:40.960 --> 0:55:44.360
<v Speaker 3>I know that about your grandmother. Certainly now Nicole, having

0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:47.040
<v Speaker 3>transferred your grandmother's soul into her body, knows that will

0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:49.960
<v Speaker 3>pretty Max will be funny. I would hope so.

0:55:50.600 --> 0:55:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I hope so too. But he could also choose to

0:55:52.360 --> 0:55:53.560
<v Speaker 1>be like, I don't want to live that like.

0:55:55.600 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 3>And this is where they get.

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:04.719
<v Speaker 11>That was crazy crazy, That was crazy that you in

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:16.840
<v Speaker 11>this bathroom.

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Wow. Yeah, we really covered a lot of ground. I

0:56:20.080 --> 0:56:22.640
<v Speaker 3>also think where it gets nasty and we should go

0:56:22.680 --> 0:56:25.279
<v Speaker 3>to one more break before we I think the other

0:56:25.320 --> 0:56:27.360
<v Speaker 3>thing that will get nasty is if they clone burning

0:56:27.440 --> 0:56:30.440
<v Speaker 3>back much in the way that they did with an.

0:56:30.840 --> 0:56:33.799
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna fix some things. And part of what made

0:56:33.840 --> 0:56:36.839
<v Speaker 3>Bernie mac funny was that that I could float away

0:56:36.840 --> 0:56:40.879
<v Speaker 3>at any time and just leave the building. And if

0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:44.960
<v Speaker 3>you start making on your toes, and then if you

0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:47.839
<v Speaker 3>start making Bernie mack with two straight eyes, it's not

0:56:47.880 --> 0:56:52.319
<v Speaker 3>the real Bernie mac canny mac valley. Yeah, we don't

0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:54.800
<v Speaker 3>like what this is, and that that Bernie mac takes

0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:58.520
<v Speaker 3>takes himself seriously. And you're not supposed to.

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:00.880
<v Speaker 2>And that's how they because they're they're trying to make

0:57:00.920 --> 0:57:01.439
<v Speaker 2>him go maga.

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:02.960
<v Speaker 3>They're cloning. That's how they get you.

0:57:02.960 --> 0:57:04.000
<v Speaker 1>You're really stuck on that.

0:57:04.360 --> 0:57:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's unfortunately, maybe the funniest thing I've thought of

0:57:08.960 --> 0:57:09.439
<v Speaker 2>this month.

0:57:09.760 --> 0:57:12.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do wonder how Avril Levine votes now.

0:57:12.840 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, just like just cloned Maga Bernie Mac as a

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:18.919
<v Speaker 2>concept is the funniest thing.

0:57:21.120 --> 0:57:21.440
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:57:21.680 --> 0:57:23.640
<v Speaker 5>I'm so sad, but.

0:57:23.600 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 2>It's just think about it in practice, it's very funny.

0:57:27.760 --> 0:57:31.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, he's dancing.

0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like a little hat.

0:57:33.000 --> 0:57:43.760
<v Speaker 12>On America to sell some milk and cookies. Your night's Ober.

0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:48.320
<v Speaker 1>That got me very good milk and cookies.

0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:56.560
<v Speaker 4>It's very one of my favorite jokes.

0:58:04.600 --> 0:58:07.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, we need to take a break. We're

0:58:07.880 --> 0:58:22.960
<v Speaker 3>we'll be back, Nicole, Mamma told me we're back. We're

0:58:22.960 --> 0:58:27.760
<v Speaker 3>not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's me.

0:58:28.680 --> 0:58:33.400
<v Speaker 2>That's that all that, that's that all that, We're back.

0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:35.680
<v Speaker 3>I said it before I was supposed to say yeah,

0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:38.280
<v Speaker 3>but didn't say more. You can you can reintroduce the

0:58:38.320 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 3>world that we live in.

0:58:39.360 --> 0:58:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the problem is in my head. It's funnier if

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:43.280
<v Speaker 2>I just present it and then don't say.

0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:48.280
<v Speaker 3>And you are you are being an artist and I am.

0:58:48.480 --> 0:58:51.160
<v Speaker 3>I am the hostess with the mostest.

0:58:52.360 --> 0:58:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you where? You want me to go?

0:58:54.240 --> 0:58:55.840
<v Speaker 3>You want me to dance for you?

0:58:55.880 --> 0:59:00.000
<v Speaker 2>No see's And that's why I reacted that way. Yeah,

0:59:00.160 --> 0:59:03.760
<v Speaker 2>because I knew that that that's not what I want,

0:59:03.360 --> 0:59:06.400
<v Speaker 2>what you want. I just wanted it to lay flat

0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:10.000
<v Speaker 2>because it's funnier. Flat is funnier than dimension to me.

0:59:10.760 --> 0:59:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're still here with Nicole Fire. We we have

0:59:14.840 --> 0:59:18.040
<v Speaker 3>a voicemail from one of our dear listeners. We get

0:59:18.120 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 3>voicemails from a lot of people who are concerned about

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:30.120
<v Speaker 3>conspiracy theories in Lives of UK. Can you encourage that? Yeah, Okay,

0:59:31.680 --> 0:59:35.440
<v Speaker 3>it's complicated. We have a complicated relationship with our.

0:59:35.560 --> 0:59:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, hey, I like it. Come as you are?

0:59:38.000 --> 0:59:41.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why I did come? Yes?

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Wait, like ejaculated on a voicemail?

0:59:46.960 --> 0:59:52.400
<v Speaker 3>I think that's we think so, Yeah, he certainly wasn't

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 3>calling us with clothes on. How do you know you can?

0:59:57.680 --> 0:59:57.960
<v Speaker 3>You can?

0:59:58.240 --> 0:59:59.440
<v Speaker 2>You can feel it through the phone.

1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Can there's an energy where you go? I want to

1:00:01.960 --> 1:00:04.560
<v Speaker 3>hear that voicemail. Yeah, I'm sorry, we can't play that

1:00:04.600 --> 1:00:12.480
<v Speaker 3>one again. I got it. Let's do uh, we got

1:00:12.520 --> 1:00:17.200
<v Speaker 3>a lot of great ones here. Let's do very drunk couple,

1:00:17.520 --> 1:00:20.080
<v Speaker 3>whatever that is. That could be good. They'll be drunk,

1:00:20.560 --> 1:00:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I hope. So I've got a theory.

1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:28.600
<v Speaker 7>So the monks came to America? Do I hang up?

1:00:30.680 --> 1:00:30.800
<v Speaker 8>Oh?

1:00:32.200 --> 1:00:36.280
<v Speaker 3>No, this is awesome, This is great. These niggas aren't

1:00:36.280 --> 1:00:37.160
<v Speaker 3>even in agreement.

1:00:40.040 --> 1:00:43.440
<v Speaker 1>You want to hang up, you want to hang up?

1:00:43.800 --> 1:00:46.280
<v Speaker 3>This is great. Yeah, I thought I thought she was

1:00:46.320 --> 1:00:49.160
<v Speaker 3>about to tell us about the couple. No, this couple is.

1:00:49.360 --> 1:00:53.720
<v Speaker 3>They are drunk and he is more drunk than she. Yeah,

1:00:53.800 --> 1:00:54.520
<v Speaker 3>let's keep going.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll just keep going. Hey, guys, my name, Hey, little mamas,

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<v Speaker 7>A little bitch, A little bitch, whoa little bitch? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 7>we gotta I got a conspiracy theory to the monks

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<v Speaker 7>came right. They've been walking. Does it feel more fucking

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<v Speaker 7>peaceful around this bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>They're walking for peace, they're walking for peace, but it

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<v Speaker 3>hasn't been peaceful. This motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 7>We don't feel any more peaceful. It doesn't do peaceful.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know. They're bringing the drama, more drama than

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<v Speaker 7>a Real Housewives of Atlanta show this season, the whole season,

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<v Speaker 7>it's been awful. Bye little freak.

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<v Speaker 10>Mamasitch, your voicemail is disgusting to bye bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I love your love. I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful for him. They're they're so happy together.

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<v Speaker 5>They were very high.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever get a drink with your girl and want

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<v Speaker 3>to make print calls?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And they saw something that night that fucked them up.

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<v Speaker 3>The monks. They saw they saw a monk and they said, hey, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>it ain't working. Whatever you're doing ain't working. We gotta

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<v Speaker 3>call We gotta call David and Langston about this.

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<v Speaker 4>That's is so funny to be like, monks came over

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<v Speaker 4>and they make it more peaceful.

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<v Speaker 1>What what do they think? Monks do?

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<v Speaker 3>They not only think they didn't make it peaceful. They

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<v Speaker 3>said they made it worse. They said, since those monks

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<v Speaker 3>got here, ship has gone down hill. Those bald freaks

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<v Speaker 3>just here. You don't know what they as soon as

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<v Speaker 3>they pulled up bales got worse. That was kind of awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>They were and they had no synchronosity. They didn't. They

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<v Speaker 3>didn't you know what happened they got home from the uber.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, damn baby. Their monks were crazy, she said, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they started talking and they got themselves worked

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<v Speaker 2>up up, and then one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, I got a call. I'm gonna I'm calling right.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you think they're coming from? In the uber

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<v Speaker 1>from the.

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<v Speaker 2>Monks, I think that they Okay, can I paint a picture?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that they live in New York City or

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<v Speaker 2>some other major urban area. I think that they were

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<v Speaker 2>leaving a bar and they came across from hardy Christners

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<v Speaker 2>and then.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like this, nigga, don't do nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they were talking about it, and then you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you get it worked up, and then you get home

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<v Speaker 2>and then you eat all the pizza rolls.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta make some phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>And then yeah, right after I'm still up. You still up? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's no more shows to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're probably too drunk for sex.

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<v Speaker 3>One of us can consent. She said.

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<v Speaker 1>The monks have caused more drama than the real.

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<v Speaker 4>Housewives have Atlanta, specifically because they had peacock on in

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<v Speaker 4>the background, maybe watching the bus down.

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<v Speaker 3>That that that and there's no though on that. The

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<v Speaker 3>same way early on, excuse on, girl, you've got your nation.

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<v Speaker 3>I got but yeah, I think they were. I think

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<v Speaker 3>I think they just were in the right kind of

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<v Speaker 3>space a phone call, and I think, unfortunately to your point,

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<v Speaker 3>they had had a lot of conversation about the monks. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>that they.

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<v Speaker 1>Laid that voice.

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<v Speaker 4>We needed more information from what happened. Did a monk

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<v Speaker 4>throw something at you?

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<v Speaker 3>You saw you had to have seen a monk and

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<v Speaker 3>some sneakers do some slit ship and that triggered you

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<v Speaker 3>in a way that that you're not explaining to us.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's your name?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, introduce your Yeah, call back, get just as drunken

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<v Speaker 4>routing and call back.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe give it a couple of days. I know that

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<v Speaker 2>head's pounded.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah today, Yeah, we we We are grateful that you

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<v Speaker 3>all have each other. They're grateful that you would make

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<v Speaker 3>the phone call to speak to us, and we pray

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<v Speaker 3>that you get uh some of this behavior in order

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<v Speaker 3>not too much, not too much. You're freel feel free

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<v Speaker 3>to call us like this anytime. But do know that

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<v Speaker 3>you all clearly get to a level of drunk that

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<v Speaker 3>maybe could affect your relationships outside of each other. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's what we're thinking about.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know how often they do this either, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this might be their yearly drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fair speak once a year. You should be

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<v Speaker 3>able to get drunk with your partner. I think you

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<v Speaker 3>should be able to get drunk as much as you want,

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<v Speaker 3>as long as y'all are both in agreement that this

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<v Speaker 3>is okay. We used to throw up together. Really, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I bet you get drunk. She'd be throwing up, I'd

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<v Speaker 3>be throwing up, and we both be like, damn, good night. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you and Nikki together drunk would be

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<v Speaker 2>real because I've seen like you're kind of high and

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<v Speaker 2>she's drinking a little bit. But like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you guys both on ten would be a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>We we really allow the control to be lost. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And we get to a certain point and we had

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<v Speaker 3>a run. We had a great run.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and Alana got drunk in San Diego at the

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<v Speaker 2>hotel and then we walked around the arena and then

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<v Speaker 2>we went into.

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<v Speaker 3>The gym and we're on the stretching machines. Ship face. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I like that. Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was anyone else in the gym. It was like, I

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<v Speaker 4>hope you were so ship faced. There was someone trying

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<v Speaker 4>to wiley walk on the treads always like, what the

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<v Speaker 4>fuck is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I truly hope.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's telling that story right now. These dudes drunk, the

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<v Speaker 1>fuckers came.

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<v Speaker 3>Out even see and in that way, we're honored to

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<v Speaker 3>be your stretching machine. Thank you for coming. Thank you, Nicole.

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<v Speaker 3>This has been great. Hey, so fun, Thanks for having

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<v Speaker 3>thanks for being here. Can you tell the people where

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<v Speaker 3>they can find you? What cool ship you have going on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I got podcasts. Why won't you dake me? Best Friends

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<v Speaker 4>ninety day Bay that's on Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, podcast right now, you're on TV. Yeah, people can

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<v Speaker 3>see you in a.

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<v Speaker 5>Lot of lots of programs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sounds a little bit of a drought.

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<v Speaker 1>But you look at the backlog.

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<v Speaker 3>It is for all of them. Yeah, nobody's on TV,

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<v Speaker 3>truly nobody. Yeah, but but go follow Nicole. Yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>watch all of the podcasts. She's great. What you got?

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<v Speaker 3>I got this podcast? Hell yeah? Sign up for our Patreon.

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<v Speaker 2>Sign up for the patres so I can buy a

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<v Speaker 2>stretching machine. Have promised my wife that in them.

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<v Speaker 4>When I get stretching machine, I'm gonna stretch you out.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna have a shresh you out.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna have a whole room for the stretch of machines. Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>First I'm gonna get a car.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna stretch you out. And I got that car out.

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<v Speaker 3>I got that car. Then I'm gonna buy a set

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<v Speaker 3>of new shirts. And then I'm gonna clone my grandma.

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<v Speaker 3>And then it's gonna be a solid stretching machine. She

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<v Speaker 3>will get in the way of our relationship at all.

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<v Speaker 3>She just gonna need to use it to stretch she

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<v Speaker 3>she likes to do that. You can follow me at

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<v Speaker 3>lengthton Kerman. It really sucks when you bomb at the end.

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<v Speaker 3>like I just snorted cocaine or something. I'm so excited

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