Speaker 1: I especially love that doctor kid.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 3: He keeps doing it, Doctor Malack.
Speaker 4: I love he will not be stopped, and I love it.
Speaker 4: He's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he reminds us, and each person here holds a
Speaker 3: special value. But he reminds us of the importance of persistence, Yes,
Speaker 3: of fighting for what you believe in.
Speaker 1: Do you know about the nurse in Florida?
Speaker 3: No, tell us more.
Speaker 4: She uh pretended to be a nurse for ten years
Speaker 4: and the only reason why she got caught is because
Speaker 4: she got a promotion and they found out she faked
Speaker 4: her registration or her like nurse's license or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then they fired her.
Speaker 1: But I was like, but no complaints. She went above
Speaker 1: and beyond.
Speaker 3: She got a promoter, literally, a nurse back.
Speaker 1: She's better than some nurses.
Speaker 2: Like smart, That's what I've been saying.
Speaker 3: You've already acknowledged that she is. But she did a
Speaker 3: good job, the best in your department. Certainly you promoted
Speaker 3: her to ahead of it.
Speaker 4: There's also a pilot who I think was flying for
Speaker 4: ten years no license.
Speaker 1: That's and I don't remember how they figure that out.
Speaker 3: I bet he did a flip.
Speaker 5: Days he landed it upside down.
Speaker 3: I bet he tried to do some cool ship and
Speaker 3: was feeling a little high. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Crazy can't catch and then that's how you get called them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see that. I can see that that
Speaker 3: would happened to me, he laughed at We could get
Speaker 3: to New York in about three and a half.
Speaker 2: Hey, push this, I'll go to Dallas by noon, Sara'll
Speaker 2: get to Dallas.
Speaker 3: Chips in your racist money and turning stuff. I can't
Speaker 3: tell me.
Speaker 2: It was a stormy night, you know the kind where
Speaker 2: a lightning strikes, and I was hanging out with some
Speaker 2: of my artsy friends. OUIU welcome Little Mamas and Gentiles
Speaker 2: a light to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: a black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: And we work to prove nothing. You will not learn
Speaker 2: anything from us. We have nothing for you.
Speaker 3: Honestly, we checked recently and no one has gained anything
Speaker 3: from this experience.
Speaker 2: In fact, a lot of people actively losing.
Speaker 3: We're hoping to do a census survey this year just
Speaker 3: to see if anybody accidentally bumps into a learning moment
Speaker 3: from this podcast. And I cannot imagine that will be true,
Speaker 3: and we'd rather you did ith. I have something I'd
Speaker 3: like to bring up. Yes, please, right, everybody's here. It's
Speaker 3: not a conspiracy. It's just something that I've been thinking about.
Speaker 2: I think as a thirty eight year old black man
Speaker 2: that I have to acknowledge this, and it's been difficult, okay,
Speaker 2: but I think it's real and I think I think
Speaker 2: these are you are two good people to bring it up.
Speaker 2: I struggle with the day to day in and out
Speaker 2: mechanics of being fresh, and that's tough for me.
Speaker 3: Like like dress, getting dressed U is hard for you.
Speaker 2: I've had three things recently that have told me this
Speaker 2: is a problem you need to confront. Yeah, three different
Speaker 2: things in the past like probably two weeks.
Speaker 3: And do you think that that is rooted in some
Speaker 3: something in you or like what's happening that's.
Speaker 2: I think it's just a skill I never acquired in
Speaker 2: a real way. And I think that when you're a kid,
Speaker 2: like a team tween, you just dressed like Lloyd Banks
Speaker 2: and you'll be fine, sure, sure, But then as you
Speaker 2: become a man. Now they're not even making three XLG
Speaker 2: units anyway.
Speaker 4: But can I ask how much time are you giving
Speaker 4: yourself to get dressed today?
Speaker 1: Just in general, like a rough estimate, if like if.
Speaker 2: Me and my wife were going on a date, I'm
Speaker 2: blaming it all day and I'm still blowing it. I'm
Speaker 2: like thinking about it and like thinking about combinations and things.
Speaker 2: The problem is I just don't know what. I buy
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff that doesn't work, and then I
Speaker 2: feel like I gotta do it because can I tell
Speaker 2: you the things that happen. Yeah, first thing, I was
Speaker 2: in New Orleans. I thought it would be funny to
Speaker 2: wear a short set as a joke. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at me, I'm such a zany comedian. And then
Speaker 2: Langston was like, I think this actually might be the
Speaker 2: look for you. But then he looked, really, I'm again.
Speaker 2: I got scared because I was like, no, this is
Speaker 2: a lark. I don't know what I'm doing here, so
Speaker 2: you don't want to be looked at not always. And
Speaker 2: then the second thing that happened, my brother kind of
Speaker 2: hoed me out fashion wise. I was in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: I did a show. I call my brother who also
Speaker 2: lives in San Francisco. He says, I can't hang out
Speaker 2: with you, right, now I'm in a fashion show. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's meet up after your fashion show. We meet up
Speaker 2: after his fashion show. He showed up and this nigga
Speaker 2: looked like as Morelda from the Hunchback of Notre Down
Speaker 2: in a cool way. He looked like he was in
Speaker 2: the past in the future at the same fucking time.
Speaker 3: And this is we have the same family. Then I
Speaker 3: went in a hoodie. He has a scarf. He looked
Speaker 3: like Sam Kinnison. He was fucked. And then the third thing,
Speaker 3: I was in the gym feeling.
Speaker 2: Good about my body, but dressed dumb because I got
Speaker 2: all these bigger shirts and then I tuck them in,
Speaker 2: so then it makes me.
Speaker 1: Huck him in at the gym.
Speaker 3: I know, man, it just I need to complicated place.
Speaker 3: I need to move better people teaching and ways that
Speaker 3: you wouldn't expect.
Speaker 2: I need to move better. Right, So I'm tucked in
Speaker 2: and then I think that I think I might look
Speaker 2: like a little boy. I'm tucked in, my beard is shaved.
Speaker 2: I go up to try to nigga, this is you
Speaker 2: know how hard it is? No this because I'm trying
Speaker 2: to come open.
Speaker 1: I do for you.
Speaker 3: I can't understand that. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm tucked in, so I look crazy, but I'm
Speaker 2: feeling good about my body because I'm pushing weight that day.
Speaker 2: And I go to try to work in with this kid,
Speaker 2: child boy seventeen at MO and I try to work
Speaker 2: in with it. Skinny kid, you not even a buff kid.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I got I want to hit try
Speaker 2: some I want to get out of here. I asked
Speaker 2: to work out with him. I go in my tendan
Speaker 2: nights is playing up my tennis elbow. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh man, oh, I can't do it. I
Speaker 2: tell him I'm just to go. I can't even do it.
Speaker 2: He starts talking to me. Is it for peers? Is
Speaker 2: if I'm another boy? He's like, oh, well, what.
Speaker 3: Are you doing? Maybe you should try the ropes?
Speaker 2: And I'm like this, think I'm eighteen, and.
Speaker 3: I look and I look like a little boy, like
Speaker 3: a little boy.
Speaker 1: You look young.
Speaker 2: That's not happening. He said. I see a novice, just
Speaker 2: like myself. He said, I'm weak in this environment, and
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make the next weakest friend.
Speaker 3: He said, this little boy is a mentor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could have a weak man alliance.
Speaker 1: I want to take over La fitness.
Speaker 3: How do you know? How do you know? How do
Speaker 3: you know what Jim it was?
Speaker 1: Why don't you buy Jim clothes?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Why don't you buy like clothes?
Speaker 3: I have Jim bottoms, I'm yelling. He's he's lost a
Speaker 3: lot of weight recently, yes, over over a year, though
Speaker 3: not like that really and has uh refused recently refused.
Speaker 2: To I don't like. I don't like how this is
Speaker 2: coming out.
Speaker 3: He is not actively updating his wardrobe. He's sort of
Speaker 3: his waiting for checkpoints buying. I'm trying. I just got
Speaker 3: these shorts. They're great, only handsome. Was some money?
Speaker 1: Give me some money? Only pays you to take their clothes.
Speaker 3: But I do I need my twelve dollars back?
Speaker 4: I think because I've also lost weight, and you hit
Speaker 4: a point where you're like, I don't know what size
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know what looks good on me.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what I don't do?
Speaker 1: Should I buy new stuff?
Speaker 4: What if I gain it back? So I think you
Speaker 4: got to just treat yourself. Go shopping, try on a
Speaker 4: bunch of shit and figure out what silhouettes look good
Speaker 4: on you.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't even know what you mean by that.
Speaker 2: I almost signed up for Threadbasts this morning for a money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 2: That's I didn't pull the trigger when.
Speaker 3: I got to thread Beasts, like like, hey, do you
Speaker 3: look stupid.
Speaker 2: We'll send you a box of shit every month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like, we'll pick your outfit for you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't do that.
Speaker 3: No I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I got, I got. And it's also because my wife
Speaker 2: looks great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is too nice.
Speaker 2: So he's always just like, I just want you to
Speaker 2: feel comfortable with yourself and whatever makes you feel like
Speaker 2: we'll be going somewhere. I'm like, does this look cool?
Speaker 2: And she's like, I just want you to feel comfortable,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, bitch, you're gonna have me out here.
Speaker 3: And that's and that's why I think.
Speaker 2: I don't mean.
Speaker 3: I was just very no, we know what you meant.
Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do it because you remember that.
Speaker 3: But I do think ultimately part of what I saw
Speaker 3: in you in New Orleans was was you, uh, exploring
Speaker 3: outside of your comfort zone in a way that is
Speaker 3: important for fashion. I think fashion at its core is
Speaker 3: putting on something that you're like, well, this actually makes
Speaker 3: me a little bit uncomfortable, and I'm going to challenge
Speaker 3: myself to make that silhouette or that feeling, that texture,
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck it is, feel natural in a way
Speaker 3: that I didn't feel before. That is what trends scary.
Speaker 3: Is that sounds scary. Yes, it's a god coming down
Speaker 3: and being like like this year Mesh is in and
Speaker 3: then you just got.
Speaker 1: To do that show?
Speaker 3: All right, how do I figure out mesh? Fuck? I
Speaker 3: wear mesh?
Speaker 2: You know you're talking to you. Mesh is not the
Speaker 2: hard thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the way you wear a mesh and the
Speaker 3: way they mean it ain't the same thing. And that's
Speaker 3: I know that you're helping that hurt.
Speaker 4: It hurt the way you don't have to follow trends.
Speaker 4: You can find like classic pieces that you like.
Speaker 2: Pull around Laurentz, shout out to what they've done. Give
Speaker 2: me some money for the fig guy community if you're
Speaker 2: a fat guy and you've got some pull up.
Speaker 3: They really did a lot for a high end brand.
Speaker 3: They really stayed loyal by keeping that three XCEL.
Speaker 4: A lot of men's brands go up to a three
Speaker 4: four XL women, though Gucci goes up to.
Speaker 1: A four XL ORL or something like that.
Speaker 3: Thats like a recent I just bought a car. I
Speaker 3: can't also get some. That's not not until we get
Speaker 3: acquired by whoever we need to get acquired, until that
Speaker 3: chip gets in me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also could go on Pinterest and look at things that
Speaker 4: you like and pin them and then go find outfits
Speaker 4: that look like that.
Speaker 2: But that's a lot of work in the same way
Speaker 2: that I would go to get like a fruit punch recipe,
Speaker 2: A punch recipe.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, that's what you're looking You're looking for fruit
Speaker 1: punch recipes.
Speaker 2: Punch punch it punch.
Speaker 1: How often are you making fruit punch?
Speaker 2: I fantasized a lot more than I go in practice.
Speaker 1: Well, summer's coming.
Speaker 3: You can make some. No, it's so, I think you
Speaker 3: can make some in a short set.
Speaker 1: You could make it less calorie dense.
Speaker 3: Oh like, maybe have like a zero soda based I
Speaker 3: don't want sugar free shirt. Don't run from this on
Speaker 3: a short set. Well you could you could look beauty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could bring the fruit punch in a short set.
Speaker 2: I wanted to wear the short set today. I was
Speaker 2: looking at it.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you herew me out?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You already saw me in it. It's not a.
Speaker 2: Great I'm wearing shorts.
Speaker 3: Don't please you like what you see. I just know
Speaker 3: there's more of that where that comes from. That's the
Speaker 3: one thing. There's enough for shorts, there's more shorts. Do
Speaker 3: you wear jeans rarely?
Speaker 2: And if I do, it's just five on ones. And
Speaker 2: that's only because I thought, I think, I really thought
Speaker 2: I liked how dough boy looked.
Speaker 3: Mmm.
Speaker 2: I always was like I always wanted a uniform. I
Speaker 2: always was like, if I could just find four things
Speaker 2: that are.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that?
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I could. I gotta get some
Speaker 3: more jeans because.
Speaker 4: I got a little uniform. When I travel, I wear
Speaker 4: a little striped shirt and jeans, and then when I
Speaker 4: do just on stage for the most part. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I desperately wanted on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's easy because like when I travel, I go,
Speaker 4: all right, I got three shows, so let's throw three
Speaker 4: striped shirts in there and three jeans, and yeah.
Speaker 3: But I want my uniform to be cool enough. And
Speaker 3: that's a hard part about it, is like you can
Speaker 3: either make it so plain that like it's indistinguishing, or
Speaker 3: you make it so cool that it becomes a little
Speaker 3: bit of like d Ray putting that blue vest on.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You don't want that. I
Speaker 3: need something that just you barely even notice it. But
Speaker 3: that motherfucker wear I'm saying close every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay with that. I've always thought I love a
Speaker 2: Doug funny man. I would love a Doug funny dog funny, literally,
Speaker 2: a Doug funny.
Speaker 3: Our guest today is no Doug funny. She is.
Speaker 2: She's funny, She's funny, Dougie funny, Doug the funniest part
Speaker 2: of Doug.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know you never watched Doug.
Speaker 1: I didn't grow up a cable. Did he come on cable?
Speaker 3: Wow, he was ABC, he was Saturday Morning, he was well,
Speaker 3: he was on one big Saturday Morning.
Speaker 2: But he started on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so maybe it's all later.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also was not early enough to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
Speaker 2: Wow, you were a cool kid.
Speaker 1: I love sleeping.
Speaker 3: Noon as a kid. Damn, that's amazing for you.
Speaker 2: That's new. I never even thought of.
Speaker 3: You got lines disease, but one of the others.
Speaker 1: I hope I don't have lines disease.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, President, but we all are.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm waiting.
Speaker 3: We wanted to.
Speaker 1: It's going to be really good.
Speaker 3: It's going to hold on.
Speaker 5: I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself. Who whoa.
Speaker 3: The cole Buyers there, y'all, she's great. We're excited that
Speaker 3: she's here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: This is a good time. This is going to be
Speaker 3: a great time. You came to us with a conspiracy.
Speaker 5: You held your face and said, this is going to
Speaker 5: be a great time.
Speaker 3: Really, I tell you something else.
Speaker 2: I think that that is the truest expression of Blankston.
Speaker 2: I think I'm over here with it a lot. I
Speaker 2: think that's and I think he's saying, this is going
Speaker 2: to be a great time. But I think that's exactly what.
Speaker 3: I'm containing myself, Okay, that I have to physically right.
Speaker 1: Then I misread it. I'm illiterate, Nicole.
Speaker 3: You came to us with the conspiracy theory that we
Speaker 3: have certainly talked about on this podcast, but not specifically
Speaker 3: in the way that you're talking about it. But you said, yes,
Speaker 3: my mama told me celebrities are being cloned.
Speaker 4: Yes, Avril Levine was replaced, I believe, in twenty fifteen
Speaker 4: by a woman named Melissa.
Speaker 3: Well you know her name? No, Melissa? Wait, you know
Speaker 3: the girl who made.
Speaker 1: It's Melissa.
Speaker 3: I actually might be wrong about that. I excited either way,
Speaker 3: but apparently because there's no last name either way.
Speaker 1: No, I do think she has a last name, but
Speaker 1: I can't remember it, can I say?
Speaker 2: First of all, so you don't think this is a
Speaker 2: clone situation, you think this is just replaced by a differents.
Speaker 1: The theory is that Avril Lavine killed herself in like
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, and then a woman named Melissa became friends
Speaker 1: with her before that happened, and then Avril.
Speaker 3: Taught her how to perform like her that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she did that.
Speaker 3: Vendela.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: Name Melissa Mandela replaced Avril Levine referred to as a
Speaker 4: body double. And that's who we're seeing now because Avri
Speaker 4: Lavine is gone.
Speaker 3: So to who knows Avril is dead in this scenario?
Speaker 3: Avril April Avril. Yeah, we've been saying it. AD just
Speaker 3: keep riding on that. Okay, Okay, okay, it's Canadian. I
Speaker 3: don't know what they do with their I like that
Speaker 3: like a last minute all.
Speaker 2: Because sometimes you know what I mean, you've been saying
Speaker 2: it juicy for a long time and it's Jesse.
Speaker 3: That's that's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 1: You've been saying juicy?
Speaker 3: Have you notlet I know?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 4: Do you see Smollett Jesse Smollettett.
Speaker 3: It's nice, right, he's funny. Yeah, he's real fun. We
Speaker 3: keep trying to get him here and keep saying no,
Speaker 3: thank you, but but.
Speaker 1: But why it's not like he's working.
Speaker 3: That's not for us to decide.
Speaker 1: He kind of fucked that one up.
Speaker 3: And Nicole, you're not going to burn this bridge. He
Speaker 3: means too much to us. Who hasn't been tricked by
Speaker 3: some buff Nigerian Julie, Yeah, we think you're the victim
Speaker 3: of the buff Nigeria. Dudes.
Speaker 5: The whole thing is.
Speaker 3: So wild and I love it. It's the craziest.
Speaker 4: And then he's got sibilans just out there having to
Speaker 4: live normal lives and be like, yeah, my brother didn't
Speaker 4: do something crazy, like imagine your brother does whatever.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Melissa is now avril Ya that is.
Speaker 2: And then and everybody in her life.
Speaker 3: Is just on board with it, I assume so.
Speaker 2: Or is it like the type of thing where she's
Speaker 2: just so good at it. Not many people know. Well,
Speaker 2: isn't this what the talented mister Ripley was about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sort of he was. He was replacing people, per se,
Speaker 3: but it was more he was spending time with them,
Speaker 3: studying them, and then.
Speaker 1: And then like becoming part of their lives.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Matt Damon then kills Law. Yeah, but then doesn't
Speaker 4: like assume Jude Law's life. I think, wait, I don't
Speaker 4: remember he does.
Speaker 3: He tells that girl that jud Law and then they're
Speaker 3: on the boat and you're to believe that he has
Speaker 3: never been We don't know who this guy is the
Speaker 3: whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think so. They'll tell us in the comments.
Speaker 3: Melissa Vandella apparently was born in two thousand and three.
Speaker 3: They're saying this when we first become aware of her,
Speaker 3: and it is during a video shoot under my Skin
Speaker 3: two thousand and four, But during the photo shoot in
Speaker 3: which you can see the name Melissa written on Avril
Speaker 3: Levine's hand, that that is part of the evidence they're
Speaker 3: using that this person was cloned. I think, if I'm
Speaker 3: remembering correctly, it came from her.
Speaker 4: Being Yeah, Melissa was like sad or like upset about
Speaker 4: the ruse and was like trying to tell people.
Speaker 3: Well, she was the hired to distract paparazzi. She was
Speaker 3: a body double for Avril Levine. She would go over
Speaker 3: there tmz A and she'd run and then Avril could
Speaker 3: have a normal afternoon because this girl looked so much
Speaker 3: like her, just doing Avril stuff, just doing Avril stuff, skating, skating,
Speaker 3: making stuff complicated, playing it hard, but like moving your
Speaker 3: hand real far from it, wearing a tie, watching it.
Speaker 3: Would you know you don't mean business. You know she
Speaker 3: don't mean business. She putting that tie on, but.
Speaker 5: She don't mean no business.
Speaker 3: This workplace she is getting written.
Speaker 2: Having a tie with wristbands. It's die of ball.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's a look.
Speaker 1: She also likes shorts.
Speaker 3: She did like shorts.
Speaker 2: I'm not the same as average. I don't have any
Speaker 2: wristbands anymore anymore. I we all had them during the
Speaker 2: little Johnny never had.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 2: But as every black man I think has had wristbands
Speaker 2: at some point.
Speaker 3: There was a There was a point, I would say,
Speaker 3: in the late nineties, early two thousands where if you
Speaker 3: didn't have wristbands, you did not address That's what was
Speaker 3: happening now. He was on the Kawasaki two headbands. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to put wristbands on my on my ship, yeah,
Speaker 3: like Michael Jordan's yeah, like, and I was like, man,
Speaker 3: that's fly today.
Speaker 2: I tried one time at the Aurora Mall that you
Speaker 2: would sell packs of wrists, yeah, and I bought two
Speaker 2: of the packs. I tried to do a two and
Speaker 2: one situation. How that go makes your risks so hot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, no, it is fat. And again, fashion comes
Speaker 3: in discomfort.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that, okay, and I was thinking
Speaker 2: about that too, about when you're heavier, it's easier to
Speaker 2: base your idea of fashion on comfort because nothing fits you.
Speaker 2: And then you start to lose weight and you're like, man,
Speaker 2: I think I might got to just get some heartsold shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's wearing loafers now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I bought some loafers because Will Miles said they
Speaker 3: were cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you worn them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: And that is where is going to. I'm going to
Speaker 3: And all it's gonna take is a few moments of
Speaker 3: being uncomfortable and then.
Speaker 4: Suddenly you're like, so you can get ship tailored, like
Speaker 4: if you have a Maria Jean, No, you have a
Speaker 4: very jeans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get the loaf of stanlord. That little Italian man,
Speaker 3: he's little.
Speaker 1: He's gotta get in the shoe. If you if you
Speaker 1: have genes that you like that are slightly too big.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm altered, So you believe Melissa, I okay, this
Speaker 4: is where it gets good.
Speaker 1: So there is something different about Avril Levian. She like
Speaker 1: looks different.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's like she aged or maybe
Speaker 6: she I don't know. You know, the whole epsteine of
Speaker 6: it all, where all that ship was like true and
Speaker 6: ship maybe the maybe these conspiracy theories are true.
Speaker 2: How coucy man gets so buffs a great question.
Speaker 1: You think he's got a clone.
Speaker 3: That's what that's a that's the thing. I didn't make
Speaker 3: that up.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 4: And then Jim Carrey recently he looked all different. Maybe
Speaker 4: he's got a clone.
Speaker 3: This this is the the replacement, obviously, and this is
Speaker 3: the original. They do look they look a lot alike.
Speaker 2: That's the same person to me.
Speaker 3: There's no difference for you. No.
Speaker 1: I think the mouth is a little different.
Speaker 3: Maybe she got some toothwork, but I.
Speaker 1: Feel like the gums, like the like one mouth is
Speaker 1: bigger than the other.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a happy smile.
Speaker 1: It's a grimace.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It looks like yeah, yeah, exactly. It looks like
Speaker 3: when your mom yells at you and then sends you
Speaker 3: out to finish doing what she asked you to.
Speaker 2: Do, and then you're like, why my mom have to
Speaker 2: make things so complicated.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to.
Speaker 2: Get that off for like ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I liked it. It was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tried to jump it in before and I couldn't
Speaker 2: quite get it.
Speaker 3: I liked it. It's the only other in his strange
Speaker 3: I do think. To me, it looks a lot like
Speaker 3: the same person. But what this also reminds me of
Speaker 3: is how many of the same person sort of exists
Speaker 3: in the world already. Like we talk about this all
Speaker 3: the time of fucking what's his name? Uh with with
Speaker 3: with the bad Eye, Forrest Whittaker. Forrest Whittaker has a
Speaker 3: brother who is almost indistinguishable. Yeah, he got a whole brother,
Speaker 3: Tree Whittaker brother. Yeah, he's got two brothers, but one
Speaker 3: of them, uh, they're both they all look a lot alike,
Speaker 3: but one of them is like insane how much they
Speaker 3: look alike? Type? Ship, look at that, that's Forrest. And
Speaker 3: then that's Forrest Samn.
Speaker 1: They do look just alike on just a little smaller.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so like he's apparently been in projects and
Speaker 3: you sitting there like that's Forest Whitaker and it's just him.
Speaker 3: It's just his boy, that ain't him, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? And I don't. I don't know. Maybe Avril
Speaker 3: Head just has a doppel ganger that can exist. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people who look like a lot
Speaker 3: of people. Bro, I look like Jesse. I see pictures.
Speaker 3: I go, damn, a lot like this.
Speaker 2: We're going down a complicated road right now.
Speaker 3: Because I think I think if I start crying, well,
Speaker 3: the picture of Juicy, I think, if I start crying
Speaker 3: in this one, let.
Speaker 5: Me see Judy.
Speaker 4: Because I'm like seeing it but also not seeing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I think they don't. I think it's close.
Speaker 3: I think there's a few pictures where you go, oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 3: right here I go that kind of my face. That's
Speaker 3: that I'm not happy about that wild That one in
Speaker 3: particular really stands out to me. There's an argument to
Speaker 3: be made, and my point, what have you.
Speaker 1: Just abandoned your career and assume his identity.
Speaker 3: I would do it in a second. You have me.
Speaker 3: I God, how bad I want to Surfercole into this
Speaker 3: man's life. He's the new Juicy Juice is back and
Speaker 3: he's different different.
Speaker 1: That's so you really, y'all really do look alike?
Speaker 3: That's wild? Yeah, I think before Texas, Yeah, okay, but
Speaker 3: pull it up. No, no, no, it wasn't as good
Speaker 3: of an idea as I thought. No. Actually, once you
Speaker 3: want to look at the pictures, I don't want to
Speaker 3: do that at all.
Speaker 2: From the same country, you guys do a look alike.
Speaker 3: I've always said that. Yeah, I could see how you
Speaker 3: and Idris share qualities and shape bad rapping similar mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: He does is a very full career as a rapper
Speaker 3: and the DJ.
Speaker 1: I knew he was a DJ, I didn't realize it
Speaker 1: was a rapper.
Speaker 3: It started as rap and then transitioned into DJ when
Speaker 3: the rap didn't really it wasn't him and didn't take
Speaker 3: off the way that we thought it would, which is okay,
Speaker 3: that's fun. It was it was post wire. He could
Speaker 3: do anything he wanted, and he did DJ.
Speaker 2: DJ does seem like a fun job, like if you
Speaker 2: get famous just to go be a DJ. I completely
Speaker 2: get that job. You don't actually have to be good
Speaker 2: at for people to be excited that you're there.
Speaker 3: But if you're good, if you're even kind of good, right,
Speaker 3: is shocked good at it? I don't know Shack Diesel
Speaker 3: J DJ Shack Diesel is or DJ Diesel.
Speaker 1: Does he bring his own table?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He has to have him custom bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's too big.
Speaker 3: He's too big for music.
Speaker 1: You're standing up, it's all the way down there.
Speaker 3: He just presses all the buttons at once. His figure
Speaker 3: is the size of a regular DJ. Yeah. Shock. Actually
Speaker 3: he is represented separately by agents by his agency as
Speaker 3: a DJ and as a like personality. Wow, he tours
Speaker 3: separately as a D.
Speaker 1: I'm learning so much.
Speaker 3: He's also a police officer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe don't don't don't look into that.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? He literally when he retired from
Speaker 3: the NBA, went down to I think Louisiana and was like,
Speaker 3: I want to become an official police officer and went
Speaker 3: through the ship and got got fucking sworn in as
Speaker 3: a cop in Louisiana. Do you know if you were going, man,
Speaker 3: that's wild.
Speaker 1: He'd have to get a custom bulize card. He don't
Speaker 1: fit nowhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sucks, I think they gotta look at Dodge Ram
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: This is wild. I'm learning so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can become a cop too. I guess that's
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: I can just become a cop.
Speaker 3: I don't want you to, but yeah, I know too well.
Speaker 3: You'd be fun.
Speaker 1: What if I just changed from the inside.
Speaker 4: Out the police and I'm like, guys, let's like notre crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what was doing.
Speaker 4: Shot.
Speaker 3: He was talking back to you. He loves all right,
Speaker 3: that was too farn. You did take it too far.
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. Have you had his gummy snacks?
Speaker 2: A lot of his products?
Speaker 1: They're not good.
Speaker 3: I refuse to put back in your body. I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we've talked about this before. He's worried about
Speaker 2: Check dominating him physically.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't. I think he's an untrustworthy character
Speaker 3: for sure. And I get that he's too big, and
Speaker 3: I think he's John. I think in that way, we
Speaker 3: we should not be consuming products made by a man
Speaker 3: who literally never sent out to make products that. I
Speaker 3: think at some point we as humans have to draw
Speaker 3: a line and go. He didn't want to do that.
Speaker 3: Somehow he is now doing it.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about mister beast. One, I don't
Speaker 1: know who he is. Two now he's got food for
Speaker 1: me to eat.
Speaker 4: He's got food I don't I don't know him. And
Speaker 4: his name is mister beast.
Speaker 3: And have you seen him? He doesn't look like a
Speaker 3: mister or.
Speaker 1: He looks mister sleepy.
Speaker 3: Talk about a white dude who looks like ten other
Speaker 3: white dudes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't me either.
Speaker 3: Yeahus he was student and teacher for merely if he
Speaker 3: was a student and a teacher, I didn't take calculus. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we're going to get you that class. We're going
Speaker 3: to get you registered.
Speaker 2: You're going to I'm not a numbers guy. I'm an
Speaker 2: English social studies guy.
Speaker 1: But you got to take calculus.
Speaker 2: I think I quite frankly proved.
Speaker 3: I don't know you do. I'm a licensed driver in
Speaker 3: the state of California. Calculates calculus in your life? Never, okay,
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. Never, It's never come up.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: The only thing I use is like a percent to
Speaker 4: do the tip at a restaurant, right, or to figure
Speaker 4: of a deal.
Speaker 3: This is that's just you just run it over and
Speaker 3: double it up.
Speaker 2: You don't even have to. I'm not technically doing percent.
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, I run it and double Yeah, we
Speaker 3: heard you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want you guys to know if you
Speaker 2: guys run up on that trick. Yeah, some people are
Speaker 2: doing it with calculators.
Speaker 1: I just it is funny to watch someone do with
Speaker 1: the calculator.
Speaker 4: It's like, just outmove the decimal point, double it.
Speaker 1: It's easy breezing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm happy to say that I've I've I've reached
Speaker 3: this evolution. I was formerly a calculator person.
Speaker 2: And so you made me say it crazy like I
Speaker 2: was being crazy. We've been flipping and doubling.
Speaker 3: Brother, it was just how much you were trying to
Speaker 3: prove that you could do the math.
Speaker 2: Say the term, say flipping and double it. Say well,
Speaker 2: you run it over and double it, flip it and
Speaker 2: double it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say that, because that's not what
Speaker 3: are you flipping? Flip it over in your mind? Walking
Speaker 3: over the decimal point is doing a little twirl into
Speaker 3: this new spot, fancy Nicole. Before we take a break,
Speaker 3: I have to ask, if you believe that this is real,
Speaker 3: or at least there's some possibility of this being real,
Speaker 3: does that leave you disheartened? Do you think that that's
Speaker 3: a bad thing that.
Speaker 1: Do I think this is real?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't, but also it could be sure there
Speaker 3: we go.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, like, I don't know, weird
Speaker 4: shit has happened. You tell me it's actually real and
Speaker 4: there's real proof. Okay, yeah, yeah yeah. Do I find
Speaker 4: it disheartening? No, it's pretty cool that she's just as talented.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could almost argue with it. Maybe Avril wasn't
Speaker 2: that talented that they could just watch.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe this wasn't a once in a lifetime talent.
Speaker 5: We thought at least a lifetime down, which.
Speaker 2: Is what I thought when I initially saw skater boys.
Speaker 2: They can do it, can do this, they could do
Speaker 2: it again. From my high school. Who might be able
Speaker 2: to pull this up?
Speaker 3: I know, seven off rip yea, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I do like that it uh.
Speaker 4: I think it's Hannibal Burris. He for premiere or something.
Speaker 4: Sent another man down the carpet. That was very cool,
Speaker 4: and that's like, that's funny.
Speaker 2: See, that's crazier to me because there's not another one
Speaker 2: of that guy.
Speaker 3: No, and he didn't he didn't look like he didn't
Speaker 3: try to find another guy. He just was like a man.
Speaker 3: Would you like to go to the premiere of a movie?
Speaker 3: It was Spider Man. It was like something. It was
Speaker 3: starring vehicle, it was something big. Was it tagged? It
Speaker 3: might have been tagged? It was that's so, buddy, what's
Speaker 3: tag this movie? I was like, maybe it was tag?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: This is a movie about tag?
Speaker 1: I saw it about the game tag.
Speaker 2: It was like these friends who had had a game
Speaker 2: attack their entire life.
Speaker 1: Oh only thing I remember that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was for Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you? Which which Spider Man Black one? Probably
Speaker 3: the first one? Yeah, the first one.
Speaker 1: This was like twenty seventeen, the one with Toby maguire.
Speaker 3: No, the first one into the spider verse.
Speaker 1: So we're saying the first Spider Man and not talking
Speaker 1: about Toby Maguire. Toby Maguire erasure.
Speaker 3: Well, we meant for Hannibal Watch.
Speaker 4: He's in more Spider Man. Wait, which Spider Man? No,
Speaker 4: too many Spider Man.
Speaker 3: I've been saying from home, and let's let's start saying
Speaker 3: Spider Man. Let's all agree that we've said it too much.
Speaker 5: Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Spider Man. Spider Man is spe He's not Jewish, is separated?
Speaker 1: Wait, the cartoon one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, no, hannih boy is in the The Tom
Speaker 3: Holland One.
Speaker 1: I have not seen those.
Speaker 3: Those are the newest version of and Hannibal on at
Speaker 3: the premiere of The Tom Holland One sent this gentleman
Speaker 3: to the red carpet. That's the funny again, A a
Speaker 3: really important moment for him, and he was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm doing something silly.
Speaker 2: Who would you said, if you both of you, who
Speaker 2: would you say?
Speaker 3: Oh if I if I didn't arrive for myself and
Speaker 3: wanted Yeah, you man, that's a good question. Mexico a dude.
Speaker 1: You don't know who is.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Mexico.
Speaker 1: Who's Mexico. I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's a dude, sushi boy Mexico. He's a dude who's
Speaker 3: named Mexico because he lived in New Mexico for some
Speaker 3: of his life. He's one of the more fascinating people
Speaker 3: I know. I love that. He could not be funnier
Speaker 3: and more chaotic. It would be very funny to see
Speaker 3: him walking down a red carpet as my represent That's
Speaker 3: a good one. Yeah, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Shaggy smart.
Speaker 3: Do the accent the whole time. Yeah, don't let me
Speaker 3: and come and be regular. No, no, he'd talk about shaggy.
Speaker 2: Would you only speak to the press and lyrics from
Speaker 2: mister Yeah, and if.
Speaker 3: You don't squeeze that it wasn't me in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, better be a fucking it wasn't me thrown
Speaker 2: in You need to say butt naked banging all the
Speaker 2: bathroom floor, lady.
Speaker 1: That's how we answered every single interview question. It was
Speaker 1: just lyrics from that song.
Speaker 3: He should.
Speaker 2: Wait? Who would you pick before we go to break?
Speaker 4: Probably my friend Meetball, who's a drag queen.
Speaker 1: Been mistaken for each other before?
Speaker 2: Oh you want someone who looks like you?
Speaker 1: Does not look like me, but we have been mistaken
Speaker 1: for each other.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, was doing a show to college and they used
Speaker 4: a picture of me for that.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. That sucks. That's crazy. That really sucks. It's
Speaker 3: great that it didn't happen anymore. Congratulations on not being
Speaker 3: That really sucks for me, Ball, I feel bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but great red carpet opportunity or Michelle.
Speaker 4: But tell we've been missed making for one another. Really
Speaker 4: that makes sense?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I make no sense of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, well I bet, I bet I could zero
Speaker 3: in on the one thing that they thought you had
Speaker 3: in common with each other, which is not nice behavior.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but it is the one thing they're picking.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Everybody thought I was Chappelle Lacy on
Speaker 2: this my own platform. Really they were like, our fans
Speaker 2: were like, I don't even know one of the same niggas.
Speaker 3: People had been people who had been dedicated up to
Speaker 3: us for years. We're like, that's why we're like brother
Speaker 3: they separated. They were like legs in the middle, thinks
Speaker 3: in the middle. I wouldn't know what's going on. I
Speaker 3: don't know. This podcast got too meta. They put a
Speaker 3: mirror across from David. What did I eve been trying
Speaker 3: to do? You fellas you jailed the sharp get back
Speaker 3: to the old way of doing things. Just talk to
Speaker 3: each other. Man, we need to take a break. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's been god knows how long, but it's it's more
Speaker 3: nicole byer. My mama told me, hey, we're back.
Speaker 1: Would you say that you're racist?
Speaker 3: Not at all. No, Look at my dog, he's as
Speaker 3: black as can be. That's right. From the news. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's from the news. You ever seen that clip?
Speaker 2: This is very interview him.
Speaker 3: He's really racist.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: Being bad to his community. And then they're being like,
Speaker 3: are you a racist person? He's like, the fuck are
Speaker 3: you talking about? I got a black dog? Oh, he said,
Speaker 3: get a moon cricket.
Speaker 1: No, I've never seen this before.
Speaker 3: My wholes to get them. That'd be very funny, if
Speaker 3: it'd be the best part of it. I think we're
Speaker 3: still here with Nicole Bayer. We're still talking about the
Speaker 3: possibility that that celebrity clones are real. You introduce sort
Speaker 3: of this question of like the Epstein Files and how
Speaker 3: many of the things that we thought were completely untrue
Speaker 3: or at least lived in like a world of fiction
Speaker 3: that we're now discovering are as close to true as
Speaker 3: anything has ever been. And I'm curious to know what
Speaker 3: you think if the cloning is a thing. What you
Speaker 3: think is the benefit of the cloning for the public
Speaker 3: right or or even for the powers that be, Because
Speaker 3: everything that that is being revealed in the Epstein Files
Speaker 3: is we'd perverted sort of like money, wealth, pussy. That
Speaker 3: is the essence of all of it. What do you
Speaker 3: think is the point of the clones.
Speaker 1: I think the point of the clones is to continue
Speaker 1: to make money.
Speaker 2: Right, even after somebody is like not willing anymore. That
Speaker 2: makes the most sense to me, Like they put them
Speaker 2: in this ship, make it eat them up.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I will say even as you're saying that,
Speaker 3: it makes me think about Prince and how hard he
Speaker 3: fought to be, like I'm not giving y'all my ship.
Speaker 3: Like literally when he died, he was like, I'm locking
Speaker 3: it in a vault. I don't want it on Spotify.
Speaker 3: I don't want it on Apple. You'll listen to it
Speaker 3: if you bought the records, and if you didn't, you won't.
Speaker 3: Like he really drew the line. And then motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Thoughts still not a store in the airport. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: in the airport. Interesting, it's a it's a bomb because
Speaker 2: you're just like pur shirts and you're just like bro.
Speaker 3: You know, you would be so mad. It's just album covers,
Speaker 3: mass produced. It's key chains.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let people, let people be dead, let people go away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe even kill people. Well yeah, yeah, what too
Speaker 3: much listening?
Speaker 1: You want to kill?
Speaker 2: I was looking for a drop to save me. I
Speaker 2: don't have one.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite videos.
Speaker 3: I like it because he walks away. He how cool.
Speaker 3: It's too good. Yeah, it reminds me a lot of
Speaker 3: how many celebrities you've already talked about this, How many
Speaker 3: celebrities Jim Carrey very recently accused of being a clone,
Speaker 3: Gucci Mane accused of being a clone. We have that
Speaker 3: theory that Pharrell is a vampire, that he has lasted.
Speaker 3: The text me, he looks good, he looks amaze.
Speaker 1: Looks great.
Speaker 3: Goods has a similar sort of like story about him
Speaker 3: of being.
Speaker 1: Like Gabrielle Union.
Speaker 3: Gabrielle, she looks good.
Speaker 4: I never even thought she looks She looking at her
Speaker 4: now and look at her and bring it on.
Speaker 1: She looks fucking same.
Speaker 3: And bring it on.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying she looks old, but she looked older
Speaker 2: than what her age was, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they had thirty year olds playing twenty that's
Speaker 4: true situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, smart guy. Yeah you are seventeen. That's
Speaker 2: a grown woman. That's what.
Speaker 3: That's a woman, that's am She knows the world, She
Speaker 3: knows the one knows the ways of it. Listen, TJ
Speaker 3: is smart, but you don't know nothing about it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh he's buff and he got buff. He got buff.
Speaker 3: Oh didn't get taller. Well, yeah, you only have two
Speaker 3: options in this life. He didn't get talking about you're taller.
Speaker 4: You could break them news Stilton.
Speaker 5: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1: What is it when they.
Speaker 3: I don't know what hundred percent agree with them breaking
Speaker 3: his knees. I do think that's part of it. I
Speaker 3: don't think afterwards they replace those Still, what do they
Speaker 3: do though, they got to stretch.
Speaker 4: I don't know they do something to stretch, stretch out
Speaker 4: both parts of the that's the problem is you're gonna
Speaker 4: look crazy. And because they don't do the arms either
Speaker 4: yeah or like so you just have these long legs.
Speaker 3: I think what they do is they break like femur
Speaker 3: and and shin bone, yeah, the big ones, and then
Speaker 3: they sort of like add chunks.
Speaker 2: They take it from other parts, Like do they take
Speaker 2: it from your radius and the.
Speaker 3: Buffalo sitting around and another bones a little buffalo. Now,
Speaker 3: I think my body would reject the buffalo. I think
Speaker 3: most people's bodies.
Speaker 1: I think you're strong. I think about would order real tall.
Speaker 3: I think it takes like a year and af have
Speaker 3: to recover from that something where you're like, oh you
Speaker 3: never get to like jump again.
Speaker 5: You but you you don't have to jump because you're tall.
Speaker 3: You don't match you know, you would look not Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, and I don't need to be taller.
Speaker 1: No, everybody's good the way they are.
Speaker 3: That's what I've been saying. It's a it's a beautiful premise. Certainly,
Speaker 3: I wish more people felt that way. But if you
Speaker 3: feel like you need to break your hands, yeah, type
Speaker 3: type in uh, my mama told me at the end
Speaker 3: and in the promo code, and see if that works
Speaker 3: to doctor Miami, Doctor Miami. We we actually don't know
Speaker 3: if we secretly have sponsors that break shins. So so
Speaker 3: if you do have that, if doctor Miami, you could
Speaker 3: try it.
Speaker 2: If not Doctor Miami, at least doctor Detroit, Doctor Detroit.
Speaker 2: I think it's your best bet if you type in
Speaker 2: my mama.
Speaker 3: Told and I'll get you a free quarter and a
Speaker 3: knole you miss kangos.
Speaker 2: White guys are bringing them back in.
Speaker 3: So yes, that's not theirs.
Speaker 2: It was my whole retirement plan. Yeah, I was going
Speaker 2: to transition smooth after fifty.
Speaker 3: Five into a canole guy. Yeah, I've been playing it
Speaker 3: since the nineties. Backwards are forwards forwards? Yes, I like that.
Speaker 3: Have children not doing Samuel Jackson's no, no, no no. Does
Speaker 3: he have kids? Yeah, I have to believe that Samuel L.
Speaker 3: Jackson Samuel and Blamuel L. Blamiel. Blamuel is a girl's.
Speaker 4: Name, but Blamiel that's a little boy.
Speaker 3: He has kids. Selwe Jackson is his child children. He
Speaker 3: really has the bid on that one. Yeah, he just
Speaker 3: has one daughter name Zoe, not even Samuel.
Speaker 2: So Eamuel and Blamuel or.
Speaker 3: If you just hasn't found them yet, if you're looking
Speaker 3: to name your children, Blamuel Jackson names available, do it.
Speaker 5: That's a funny name.
Speaker 3: Is really.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 3: And I do think we sometimes don't give enough credit
Speaker 3: to celebrities naming their kids funny names. Yes, I think
Speaker 3: sometimes we really pick on them for like weird ass
Speaker 3: names that they pick for their kids. And I don't
Speaker 3: think we should do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either.
Speaker 3: I think it's amazing because it's like, what are you
Speaker 3: gonna do?
Speaker 2: I'm Will Ferrell. You know what I'm saying, Oh, my
Speaker 2: kids got a funny name. So he's not at Yale.
Speaker 2: I did the work so I could name him Blamuel.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 2: You need to take Blamuel seriously because of the work
Speaker 2: I did in this life.
Speaker 3: I did so much work in this life that your
Speaker 3: majesty will be fine. Yah is a perfect name. It's
Speaker 3: a perfect He's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: It's a great name. There's a Jaffar Jackson.
Speaker 4: That's the one playing Michael really, yeah, Jaffar.
Speaker 3: A nigga named Jaffar gets to be his uncle. Who
Speaker 3: is Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: He made it. He did the impossible with naming his kids.
Speaker 3: So I love that love.
Speaker 4: Remember when Gwyn Paltrow named her child Apple and everyone
Speaker 4: was all up in arms.
Speaker 1: Apples fun.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a good guy like Martin.
Speaker 3: I don't like that as much. I like Paltrow Apple
Speaker 3: Paltrow's way, but Apple Paltrow is a more their stage name,
Speaker 3: Apple Paltrow. I like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you have to, yeah, Martin, so yeah, Apple j
Speaker 8: Apple Apple jack jack.
Speaker 2: Pat That guy told me life insurance.
Speaker 3: Are you either of you worried about the possibility of
Speaker 3: being cloned? Is this something that comes up for you?
Speaker 3: Is this a concern for your future?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I'm that important.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say. I never felt like
Speaker 2: I did anything there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna be like, oh, we
Speaker 1: need more Nicole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody's ever going to be like, you know what,
Speaker 2: we really need more of wamul and blamuel jokes.
Speaker 3: I think it could be the only one of you
Speaker 3: think the resources are thin enough at this point that
Speaker 3: they're not like reaching out to where you guys sit
Speaker 3: in the universe.
Speaker 2: I would go I would go so far as to say,
Speaker 2: I don't think that that will ever be a resource
Speaker 2: that is far reaching because we are already dealing with overcrowding.
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think that it's ever going
Speaker 2: to be a major technology to like make more people
Speaker 2: without the way we make more people, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like if like it just doesn't counter to
Speaker 2: what's going.
Speaker 1: On, I don't know. I see a world where there
Speaker 1: are clones and their little worker bees because they're not people.
Speaker 3: Oh so you could treat them the way like slaves, like,
Speaker 3: but they are people. They are people, well they are.
Speaker 4: People, but like to the clone makers clonemakers, they're not
Speaker 4: real people.
Speaker 5: They're little entities their shells and they do the.
Speaker 4: Work they do because their clones and the clone makers
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody's giving up on slavery.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so either, which is like kind
Speaker 1: of crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: But they're leg people are still they're still like okay,
Speaker 2: but what if we if we just move a.
Speaker 3: Few things, bro?
Speaker 5: And it's like given.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, this is not a new thought.
Speaker 3: But like, slavery exists more today. There are more active
Speaker 3: slaves today than they were during the transit landing slave ty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a.
Speaker 1: Real I was like, no, you're telling me no information.
Speaker 3: That is a real up. But we treat slavery now
Speaker 3: as you know, a necessary factor of that we can hide, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, in these nefarious ways. So like, nah, they'll
Speaker 3: bring it back. They're just waiting for the right way
Speaker 3: to really roll it out that we don't get upset
Speaker 3: about it, right that you don't just make it or robot,
Speaker 3: does that look like the black people we wish we're working.
Speaker 2: But who that's what would piss me off. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: they start cloning people and then the slave clones are
Speaker 2: still black, everybody, that's who I'm killing.
Speaker 3: Bro, everybody. They doubled down. They doubled down, Bro, you
Speaker 3: could have made them orange. They better look like apple
Speaker 3: Jack Paltrow, every single fuck you one.
Speaker 4: But then if they make them black, then they could
Speaker 4: be like, you're a clone, and you're like, actually, I'm
Speaker 4: not a clone.
Speaker 3: Where it gets nasty.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like this world I've created.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, it sucks. Welcome to our imagination room. And
Speaker 3: this is why he's doing this. This is why I'm
Speaker 3: always stressed out. But my brain is always wondering if
Speaker 3: maybe they're going to turn niggas into slaves because of cloning.
Speaker 1: And I don't want that.
Speaker 4: But you know it's not cloning, but like they use
Speaker 4: AI for like weird shit like uh like audio books
Speaker 4: and stuff like, and I'm just like, get someone else
Speaker 4: to like if that person can't read, it don't makes
Speaker 4: no sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've listened to the If If I Did It
Speaker 3: by O. J. Simpsons and and it's right there. Yep,
Speaker 3: I've listened to that on tape and they just got
Speaker 3: a different man. Yes, you were still there. And also
Speaker 3: because he had lost the book rights to the people
Speaker 3: that the family that he had murdered.
Speaker 2: And also other men know how to read.
Speaker 5: He lost the rights to his own book.
Speaker 3: It was the only thing that he had left after
Speaker 3: the civil trial, and so the Goldman family got the
Speaker 3: rights to it, and it's it's a tough listen.
Speaker 1: I bet it is. I can't believe he wrote a.
Speaker 9: Book called If I Did It after you know he
Speaker 9: one point in the book he imagines another guy is
Speaker 9: there and he is attempting to stop the other guy,
Speaker 9: but Ron Goldman does karate.
Speaker 3: On the other guy, and then the other guy, losing
Speaker 3: the fight in the karate, murders Ron Goldman in front
Speaker 3: of him, and then OJ helps to clean up the.
Speaker 1: When he died, his head opens.
Speaker 3: I don't even think they needed to check out.
Speaker 2: I think it's probably out at that point.
Speaker 3: I think they could see some lumps from the outside.
Speaker 10: O you got a little bit. I think he had
Speaker 10: the biggest brain they ever saw. That bad boy was swollen.
Speaker 10: It grew three sides of that day.
Speaker 3: I hope they clone OJ.
Speaker 4: I don't you don't say, I hope not.
Speaker 2: There's so many other people on my wh Do you
Speaker 2: want to get cloned Bernie Mack, Yeah, first, that would
Speaker 2: be the first one. That's a great answer, Bigie. Robin Harris,
Speaker 2: very good, very good to Chicago man.
Speaker 3: I like this. My grandma Okay.
Speaker 1: Would you really want your grandma to be cloned? Because
Speaker 1: when she.
Speaker 3: Comes back good time, she probably won't.
Speaker 4: Be the same grandma as your grandma anymore. That's just
Speaker 4: a woman who looks like your grandma the memories of
Speaker 4: your grandma, but she might feel differently about you.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how many memories she gets.
Speaker 2: She might just not, Oh no memories, Oh that I
Speaker 2: don't want any of those people.
Speaker 1: Well, I think they probably get the memories, but like they.
Speaker 3: Have free will the memories till they died. Probably I
Speaker 3: don't take that. Okay, but that but that doesn't mean
Speaker 3: they feel how they feel about it. Like the memory
Speaker 3: doesn't make me love you, It just makes it a fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have free will to be like whether they
Speaker 1: like like you or not.
Speaker 3: I don't I'm pretty likable.
Speaker 4: Okay, you believe if your grandma came back as a
Speaker 4: clone and was.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't like you Grandma, you guys are who
Speaker 2: that was what? That's why I had to scramble.
Speaker 3: Look, man, I never met your grandma, but it felt
Speaker 3: like she was in the room.
Speaker 1: I won't make you pie.
Speaker 2: I don't think you pie, Grandma my grandmother.
Speaker 3: Leon Grandma's are always making the eating pie.
Speaker 1: Now she makes pie because that's part of her.
Speaker 3: No, that's you know that. You know that about your grandmother.
Speaker 3: I know that about your grandmother. Certainly now Nicole, having
Speaker 3: transferred your grandmother's soul into her body, knows that will
Speaker 3: pretty Max will be funny. I would hope so.
Speaker 1: I hope so too. But he could also choose to
Speaker 1: be like, I don't want to live that like.
Speaker 3: And this is where they get.
Speaker 11: That was crazy crazy, That was crazy that you in
Speaker 11: this bathroom.
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, we really covered a lot of ground. I
Speaker 3: also think where it gets nasty and we should go
Speaker 3: to one more break before we I think the other
Speaker 3: thing that will get nasty is if they clone burning
Speaker 3: back much in the way that they did with an.
Speaker 3: They're gonna fix some things. And part of what made
Speaker 3: Bernie mac funny was that that I could float away
Speaker 3: at any time and just leave the building. And if
Speaker 3: you start making on your toes, and then if you
Speaker 3: start making Bernie mack with two straight eyes, it's not
Speaker 3: the real Bernie mac canny mac valley. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 3: like what this is, and that that Bernie mac takes
Speaker 3: takes himself seriously. And you're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: And that's how they because they're they're trying to make
Speaker 2: him go maga.
Speaker 3: They're cloning. That's how they get you.
Speaker 1: You're really stuck on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unfortunately, maybe the funniest thing I've thought of
Speaker 2: this month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do wonder how Avril Levine votes now.
Speaker 2: Also, just like just cloned Maga Bernie Mac as a
Speaker 2: concept is the funniest thing.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: I'm so sad, but.
Speaker 2: It's just think about it in practice, it's very funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, he's dancing.
Speaker 1: I'm just like a little hat.
Speaker 12: On America to sell some milk and cookies. Your night's Ober.
Speaker 1: That got me very good milk and cookies.
Speaker 4: It's very one of my favorite jokes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, we need to take a break. We're
Speaker 3: we'll be back, Nicole, Mamma told me we're back. We're
Speaker 3: not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's me.
Speaker 2: That's that all that, that's that all that, We're back.
Speaker 3: I said it before I was supposed to say yeah,
Speaker 3: but didn't say more. You can you can reintroduce the
Speaker 3: world that we live in.
Speaker 2: Oh, the problem is in my head. It's funnier if
Speaker 2: I just present it and then don't say.
Speaker 3: And you are you are being an artist and I am.
Speaker 3: I am the hostess with the mostest.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you where? You want me to go?
Speaker 3: You want me to dance for you?
Speaker 2: No see's And that's why I reacted that way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I knew that that that's not what I want,
Speaker 2: what you want. I just wanted it to lay flat
Speaker 2: because it's funnier. Flat is funnier than dimension to me.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're still here with Nicole Fire. We we have
Speaker 3: a voicemail from one of our dear listeners. We get
Speaker 3: voicemails from a lot of people who are concerned about
Speaker 3: conspiracy theories in Lives of UK. Can you encourage that? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 3: it's complicated. We have a complicated relationship with our.
Speaker 1: Okay, hey, I like it. Come as you are?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why I did come? Yes?
Speaker 1: Wait, like ejaculated on a voicemail?
Speaker 3: I think that's we think so, Yeah, he certainly wasn't
Speaker 3: calling us with clothes on. How do you know you can?
Speaker 3: You can?
Speaker 2: You can feel it through the phone.
Speaker 3: Can there's an energy where you go? I want to
Speaker 3: hear that voicemail. Yeah, I'm sorry, we can't play that
Speaker 3: one again. I got it. Let's do uh, we got
Speaker 3: a lot of great ones here. Let's do very drunk couple,
Speaker 3: whatever that is. That could be good. They'll be drunk,
Speaker 3: I hope. So I've got a theory.
Speaker 7: So the monks came to America? Do I hang up?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, this is awesome, This is great. These niggas aren't
Speaker 3: even in agreement.
Speaker 1: You want to hang up, you want to hang up?
Speaker 3: This is great. Yeah, I thought I thought she was
Speaker 3: about to tell us about the couple. No, this couple is.
Speaker 3: They are drunk and he is more drunk than she. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's keep going.
Speaker 7: I'll just keep going. Hey, guys, my name, Hey, little mamas,
Speaker 7: A little bitch, A little bitch, whoa little bitch? Anyway,
Speaker 7: we gotta I got a conspiracy theory to the monks
Speaker 7: came right. They've been walking. Does it feel more fucking
Speaker 7: peaceful around this bitch?
Speaker 3: They're walking for peace, they're walking for peace, but it
Speaker 3: hasn't been peaceful. This motherfucker.
Speaker 7: We don't feel any more peaceful. It doesn't do peaceful.
Speaker 7: I don't know. They're bringing the drama, more drama than
Speaker 7: a Real Housewives of Atlanta show this season, the whole season,
Speaker 7: it's been awful. Bye little freak.
Speaker 10: Mamasitch, your voicemail is disgusting to bye bitch.
Speaker 3: First of all, I love your love. I think it's
Speaker 3: beautiful for him. They're they're so happy together.
Speaker 5: They were very high.
Speaker 3: You ever get a drink with your girl and want
Speaker 3: to make print calls?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: And they saw something that night that fucked them up.
Speaker 3: The monks. They saw they saw a monk and they said, hey, bro,
Speaker 3: it ain't working. Whatever you're doing ain't working. We gotta
Speaker 3: call We gotta call David and Langston about this.
Speaker 4: That's is so funny to be like, monks came over
Speaker 4: and they make it more peaceful.
Speaker 1: What what do they think? Monks do?
Speaker 3: They not only think they didn't make it peaceful. They
Speaker 3: said they made it worse. They said, since those monks
Speaker 3: got here, ship has gone down hill. Those bald freaks
Speaker 3: just here. You don't know what they as soon as
Speaker 3: they pulled up bales got worse. That was kind of awesome.
Speaker 3: They were and they had no synchronosity. They didn't. They
Speaker 3: didn't you know what happened they got home from the uber.
Speaker 2: He said, damn baby. Their monks were crazy, she said, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: and then they started talking and they got themselves worked
Speaker 2: up up, and then one of them.
Speaker 3: Was like, I got a call. I'm gonna I'm calling right.
Speaker 1: Where do you think they're coming from? In the uber
Speaker 1: from the.
Speaker 2: Monks, I think that they Okay, can I paint a picture?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that they live in New York City or
Speaker 2: some other major urban area. I think that they were
Speaker 2: leaving a bar and they came across from hardy Christners
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: They were like this, nigga, don't do nothing.
Speaker 2: And then they were talking about it, and then you know,
Speaker 2: you get it worked up, and then you get home
Speaker 2: and then you eat all the pizza rolls.
Speaker 1: We gotta make some phone call.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, right after I'm still up. You still up? Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's no more shows to watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're probably too drunk for sex.
Speaker 3: One of us can consent. She said.
Speaker 1: The monks have caused more drama than the real.
Speaker 4: Housewives have Atlanta, specifically because they had peacock on in
Speaker 4: the background, maybe watching the bus down.
Speaker 3: That that that and there's no though on that. The
Speaker 3: same way early on, excuse on, girl, you've got your nation.
Speaker 3: I got but yeah, I think they were. I think
Speaker 3: I think they just were in the right kind of
Speaker 3: space a phone call, and I think, unfortunately to your point,
Speaker 3: they had had a lot of conversation about the monks. Yes,
Speaker 3: that they.
Speaker 1: Laid that voice.
Speaker 4: We needed more information from what happened. Did a monk
Speaker 4: throw something at you?
Speaker 3: You saw you had to have seen a monk and
Speaker 3: some sneakers do some slit ship and that triggered you
Speaker 3: in a way that that you're not explaining to us.
Speaker 2: So what's your name?
Speaker 4: Yeah, introduce your Yeah, call back, get just as drunken
Speaker 4: routing and call back.
Speaker 2: Maybe give it a couple of days. I know that
Speaker 2: head's pounded.
Speaker 3: Yeah today, Yeah, we we We are grateful that you
Speaker 3: all have each other. They're grateful that you would make
Speaker 3: the phone call to speak to us, and we pray
Speaker 3: that you get uh some of this behavior in order
Speaker 3: not too much, not too much. You're freel feel free
Speaker 3: to call us like this anytime. But do know that
Speaker 3: you all clearly get to a level of drunk that
Speaker 3: maybe could affect your relationships outside of each other. And
Speaker 3: that's what we're thinking about.
Speaker 2: We don't know how often they do this either, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this might be their yearly drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair speak once a year. You should be
Speaker 3: able to get drunk with your partner. I think you
Speaker 3: should be able to get drunk as much as you want,
Speaker 3: as long as y'all are both in agreement that this
Speaker 3: is okay. We used to throw up together. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I bet you get drunk. She'd be throwing up, I'd
Speaker 3: be throwing up, and we both be like, damn, good night. Huh.
Speaker 2: I feel like you and Nikki together drunk would be
Speaker 2: real because I've seen like you're kind of high and
Speaker 2: she's drinking a little bit. But like, I feel like
Speaker 2: you guys both on ten would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: We we really allow the control to be lost. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And we get to a certain point and we had
Speaker 3: a run. We had a great run.
Speaker 2: Me and Alana got drunk in San Diego at the
Speaker 2: hotel and then we walked around the arena and then
Speaker 2: we went into.
Speaker 3: The gym and we're on the stretching machines. Ship face. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like that. Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Was anyone else in the gym. It was like, I
Speaker 4: hope you were so ship faced. There was someone trying
Speaker 4: to wiley walk on the treads always like, what the
Speaker 4: fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: That's what I truly hope.
Speaker 1: Someone's telling that story right now. These dudes drunk, the
Speaker 1: fuckers came.
Speaker 3: Out even see and in that way, we're honored to
Speaker 3: be your stretching machine. Thank you for coming. Thank you, Nicole.
Speaker 3: This has been great. Hey, so fun, Thanks for having
Speaker 3: thanks for being here. Can you tell the people where
Speaker 3: they can find you? What cool ship you have going on? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got podcasts. Why won't you dake me? Best Friends
Speaker 4: ninety day Bay that's on Patreon.
Speaker 1: And that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, podcast right now, you're on TV. Yeah, people can
Speaker 3: see you in a.
Speaker 5: Lot of lots of programs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds a little bit of a drought.
Speaker 1: But you look at the backlog.
Speaker 3: It is for all of them. Yeah, nobody's on TV,
Speaker 3: truly nobody. Yeah, but but go follow Nicole. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: watch all of the podcasts. She's great. What you got?
Speaker 3: I got this podcast? Hell yeah? Sign up for our Patreon.
Speaker 2: Sign up for the patres so I can buy a
Speaker 2: stretching machine. Have promised my wife that in them.
Speaker 4: When I get stretching machine, I'm gonna stretch you out.
Speaker 5: We're gonna have a shresh you out.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a whole room for the stretch of machines. Baby.
Speaker 1: First I'm gonna get a car.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stretch you out. And I got that car out.
Speaker 3: I got that car. Then I'm gonna buy a set
Speaker 3: of new shirts. And then I'm gonna clone my grandma.
Speaker 3: And then it's gonna be a solid stretching machine. She
Speaker 3: will get in the way of our relationship at all.
Speaker 3: She just gonna need to use it to stretch she
Speaker 3: she likes to do that. You can follow me at
Speaker 3: lengthton Kerman. It really sucks when you bomb at the end.
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