1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,960 Speaker 1: Coming up better about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is there's 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: something he needs to know. All right, we'll find out 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: what that's all a bit about and see if she'll 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: tell him in a bit. But right now it is 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 1: time for the nephew in today's prank phone call what 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 1: you got for his neph You. 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 2: Know, I got something for you, and and call them 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,119 Speaker 2: I got something for y'all? What is it? What is it? 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: This is the church calendar? Sureley, you would be what 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 2: July you know on the calendar, Caul, uh my birthday month. 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 2: That's what you're doing it on October? Is that what 13 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 2: you That's it right there? You would be you would 14 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 2: be in October, you understand, and uh you know, uh 15 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 2: you know this ain't with no robes on. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 3: That this ain't with no robes on. Just letting y'all know. 17 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: Is just a headshot. 18 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 3: Is that what you think? It is? Like? What our duties? 19 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 3: Not the church? You're saying we ain't doing here? Yeah? 20 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, church calling. But let's go care though, y'all 21 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 2: know what to hear. Y'all know what I'm talking about here? 22 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 2: Come on, Kat too, much. 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Allison. Allison, Alison, 24 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 3: she's not here, man, she had work as a speaking Hey, 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 3: this is this is brother Lester, brother lefty. How you 26 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 3: doing today? All right? Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay, 27 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 3: oh but my right, right right right? You're a husband 28 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 3: right with Jared. I'm sure? Yeah. This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, 29 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 3: I met you a couple of times, Jered Wayne seen 30 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 3: you in a minute though. 31 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 4: Man, I've been working on Sundays and I said it. 32 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 4: I was gonna try to make it, but I told her, 33 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 4: you know, I want to get involved. You know, this 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 4: year it's gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved. 35 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 3: Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you, 36 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 3: that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number 37 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 3: when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure? 38 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 3: Is this about, you know, send us something. What's going on? 39 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 3: Actually the Single Ministry, man, I'm over the Single Ministry 40 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 3: and we're raising some money. So we're actually putting together 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 3: a calendar, and we wanted her to give us a 42 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 3: call about it. Okay, so let me let me get 43 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 3: let me give my number real quick. Wait a minute. 44 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 4: Okay, you said a calendar. So the church is doing 45 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 4: the calendar. But is it like the couples like we 46 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 4: come in like how it'd always be like the couples. 47 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 3: Come in and be like this is mister and missus. 48 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 3: I mean a calendar? No, no, no, what we're doing to see, 49 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 3: a lot of the guys got together. What we're gonna 50 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 3: do is a mount swimsuit calendar. And we're gonna be 51 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 3: trying to put that together. Man, So let me give 52 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 3: you my number, man, because I want to call all 53 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 3: the guys were saying, if she get on the calendar, 54 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 3: he'll probably get solid. 55 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 2: You know what. 56 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,839 Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa wo wo let's 57 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 4: slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay, 58 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 4: A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at 59 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 4: the church. 60 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 3: What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church 61 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 3: to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. 62 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 4: I'm saying, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait 63 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 4: a minute. You call it for us my wife to 64 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 4: be in it, and you sure you got the right 65 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 4: number because where there? 66 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 3: I mean, because your wife is Alison? 67 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 4: Right, Yes, my wife is Alison. First of all did 68 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 4: what's this man about? All the guys, y'all got together, 69 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 4: y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man. 70 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 4: Oh God, hold my tongue right, man, because I'm suying. 71 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 4: I don't understand where you're going with this. 72 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 3: And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidget. She gonna be 73 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 3: miss March June is like pretty much in the middle 74 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 3: of the year, we want your wife to be the 75 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 3: big centerphold. 76 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 4: Please please tell me you're not tired of my house 77 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 4: this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar, 78 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 4: a swimsuit calendar. But then on top of that, y'all 79 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 4: a'll got together, y'all voted that y'all want my wife 80 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 4: to be in a swim to calendar. Fay Church. 81 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 3: Okay, well what wait a minute, jer I mean look 82 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 3: at this on the positive side, man, what this is? 83 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 3: See like I say, we raising money for the Singles 84 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 3: Ministry and the Single Minute getting ready to go on 85 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 3: a big trip. 86 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 4: But my won got to do with the Singles Ministry. 87 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 4: She's knowing it made I don't want the people that 88 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 4: the Tingles Ministry. Why you telling talking about my wife 89 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 4: and busing something like this. You told them that, oh 90 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 4: Jesus help me. 91 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 3: Hey, man, you you should feel honored man that your wife. 92 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 4: Is looking at my wife like that. Man, we coming 93 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 4: in there and we try to get help and we 94 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 4: try to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time 95 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 4: about y'all want my wife to be in a swim suit? Contest? Man, 96 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 4: do you understand what that is? 97 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 3: Man? 98 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 4: They ain't number some pennies made, So y'all good at 99 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 4: my wife time? Y'all want my wife to hit a pennies? 100 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 3: Seeing what you gotta understand, Jero, This right him means 101 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,239 Speaker 3: for the single ministry, which we got a big trip 102 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 3: coming up, so we raising money. 103 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 4: Fuck, what do y'all doing? 104 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 2: Man? 105 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,239 Speaker 4: It's not something you do at the church. 106 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 2: Man. 107 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 4: You have car washes mad without man, we watched cars man, 108 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 4: y'all talking about Canada? Man? What are you doing with it? 109 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 3: Man? 110 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 4: What type of church is this? 111 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 3: Fi? Turning two Maine, see Joe that the difference is 112 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 3: on this whole thing, man, don't be upset about what 113 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 3: it is that man, we don found something that ain't 114 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 3: no other church done. Before you see what I'm saying. 115 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 4: The reason ain't no other church done is because this 116 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,679 Speaker 4: is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something 117 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 4: like this? 118 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 3: Man? 119 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 4: What is wrong with you? 120 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 3: Hey? Dog? You got to understand listen. We got sister Gigrit, 121 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 3: we got Sister Vickie. 122 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 4: Okay, none, you said the things that signed out on it. 123 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 4: You got these women in the church and that they 124 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 4: gonna put on swim suits. 125 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 3: Well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list. 126 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 3: We got them on our list. 127 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 4: Because I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with you? 128 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 3: Man? 129 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 4: What is wrong with you? Man? 130 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 3: Hey man, listen, just to help us get start it. 131 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 3: Do you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit? 132 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 4: Look, man, I ain't giving you no picture of my wife, 133 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 4: but no swimsuit. 134 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 3: Man. No, this is just something we're trying to do 135 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 3: for the ministry. Dude. 136 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 4: You know what are you at the church and you 137 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 4: work at. 138 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 3: The church full time part time? I'm at the church. 139 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 4: Okay, are you there there? 140 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 3: No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be 141 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 3: there for Cloverhurs later on this evening. 142 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 4: Okay, what time do cloprahears to start? 143 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 3: Left? Seven o'clock? But why you What's what I want 144 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 3: you to do is for me before you go to herds. 145 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 4: So can you just be right in the front right quick. 146 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 4: I just want to we need to meet personally, right quick, 147 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 4: lesser me and you. So I'm gonna come to the 148 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 4: rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to face 149 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 4: because this over the phone and out and this is 150 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 4: not working right now. And I need to meet the 151 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 4: person that's calling my howel talking about my wife doing 152 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 4: all the idiotic type. So let's meet right in the front. Brother, 153 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 4: first you go to sing, I got something for you 154 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 4: to sing, gay bouts, So meet me in the front, man, 155 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 4: please before you go in, Lester, because we ain't gonna 156 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 4: talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk 157 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 4: about this in person. 158 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 3: Okay. First of all, I mean you gotta calm down. Man, 159 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 3: Why don't even understand why you already like you know what? Yeah, 160 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 3: I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So it started at seven. 161 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 4: Let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is 162 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 4: gonna work for us. This is gonna help your calender 163 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 4: get out the way that you really really needed to 164 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,239 Speaker 4: get out. Man, I got something for you that's gonna 165 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 4: help this calls. Please be outside at six fifty five. 166 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 3: Please don't go on there. I'm gonna be outside. Can 167 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 3: you bring a picture with you? 168 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,159 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got 169 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 4: a nice pitchure for you. 170 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside 171 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 3: waiting on you when you get there. You and who 172 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 3: Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 173 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 3: We're gonna be right outside in front of the church. 174 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 4: Oh man, who did this? 175 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:32,119 Speaker 3: Man? Hey? Man, your brother Jason told me the prank phone? 176 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 3: Call you man, God Man, you know you know what 177 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 3: you said? Tell him, I said, if that food came 178 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 3: to church more often, he would know that this is 179 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,239 Speaker 3: a prank phone. 180 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 4: Come, oh dad, I'm glad it is. 181 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 3: Man. 182 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 4: Can you just imagine how to draw up to that 183 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 4: church acting the food? A man? 184 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 3: There, I got I gotta ask you this here, Man, 185 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 3: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 186 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 3: show in the. 187 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 4: Land, man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 188 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 2: Man, Now you have it, y'all feel a little uncomfortable 189 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 2: now with y'all't man being on the telege? What that's 190 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 2: not the right word. 191 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 4: On your phone? 192 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 2: That's it? What if I get y'all in some wet robes. 193 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 3: How about that? 194 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 4: Oh God, you can. 195 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 2: Put them in some wet robes. 196 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 4: I hate you and your. 197 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 2: Cat saying that just home on the robe on you 198 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,439 Speaker 2: just just dripping wet right there. 199 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 3: What. 200 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 4: I don't even like your church. 201 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 2: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am I shooting my TV show 202 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,199 Speaker 2: Ready to Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, 203 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 2: but I'm also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club. 204 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 2: That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The 205 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 2: Nephew is in town. Tickets and own sale right now now. 206 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,440 Speaker 2: I said it, Ay, Shirly, it's on you. 207 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,320 Speaker 3: Coming up next. 208 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject he stole my wife right from under me. Wow, 209 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,439 Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 210 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: the Dave Harvey Morning Show.