Speaker 1: The volume. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: No, the first part I don't know about job, but
Speaker 2: already started. All of this is going out.
Speaker 3: That is a sicker meaning now that I don't know
Speaker 3: about you, but I already started. Weird.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you, but I'm done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can leave all this part, so listeners wonder
Speaker 3: what we were just talking about. Start in the middle there,
Speaker 3: But just so everyone knows, Peage finished.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's done. So he's not even He's not even
Speaker 2: with us right now. He's just on a whole other
Speaker 2: level right now.
Speaker 3: Well, welcome back. Top of the week, Top of the Top.
Speaker 3: Very rainy here in I love it, Trystate area.
Speaker 4: It's not Seattle.
Speaker 3: It feels like Seattle out there.
Speaker 4: I love Seattle.
Speaker 2: But any talking about shut out Seattle, I want to
Speaker 2: shout Seattle out.
Speaker 4: Love the SuperSonics.
Speaker 3: Bring him back for someone that didn't even get any
Speaker 3: pussy in the city. You sure love that place, Seattle.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't. I don't just love places for sextuary.
Speaker 2: Why not because I just don't like I like other
Speaker 2: things like culture.
Speaker 3: Food. Yeah, with the people you're with, the people you're
Speaker 3: having sex.
Speaker 2: With, well that too, But you know, I just like
Speaker 2: the aesthetic of Seattle, like the energy, you know, very it's.
Speaker 3: A pretty city. Yeah, well happy uh Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Speaker 3: whenever you're listening to this. We just dropped a new
Speaker 3: Patreon episode today called worst Takes instead of first Take.
Speaker 3: And I'll be honest with you, I'm even more pissed
Speaker 3: at our listeners, for the people that are listening and
Speaker 3: don't know what I'm talking about. We posted a photo
Speaker 3: in all our communities saying comment under here with everyone
Speaker 3: from the Pods worst Take, and we were going to
Speaker 3: discuss it, and we discussed it on Patreon, and then
Speaker 3: I went in the community and now I want to
Speaker 3: defend the takes that I was defending off the defending
Speaker 3: like it's going to be an inception of defending that.
Speaker 3: Now I'm defending me defending it. Just it's a bad
Speaker 3: idea for my mental it's a triple down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, triple down. Then stand on it.
Speaker 3: But then they wanted they want to debate about the
Speaker 3: triple down because I still stand on my chance to
Speaker 3: take that went out on our ig today.
Speaker 1: You didn't realize that people just like to argue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they get off on it like they're finished by the
Speaker 1: end of the clip.
Speaker 3: They're done, They're done. Is that a dopamine thing on
Speaker 3: the internet? You think just arguing for the sake of arguing,
Speaker 3: like people really are whatever.
Speaker 4: There is a mental thing, some mental illness.
Speaker 1: He gives me anxiety.
Speaker 4: I don't know, mental health issue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes no one will admit it
Speaker 3: because they don't sound cool. But in my head a
Speaker 3: few times I've had a clap back that I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I feel good, now get it out, shut it out.
Speaker 3: You ever give like a really crazy clapback and like
Speaker 3: think like this is this is it? And then they
Speaker 3: come back and they come back and like, damn, I
Speaker 3: can't reply. No, that was my best work and I
Speaker 3: just destroyed it.
Speaker 4: Like you're busy, like you don't see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here, get on that commo, I'm here that money.
Speaker 2: This ship burnt down, Like come on, man, is this economy?
Speaker 4: Economy? I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3: That's the other version of what do I get, pussy
Speaker 3: is I was getting money? What were you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 3: a morning routine. We'll get to that though. Yeah, happy
Speaker 3: birthday to our favorite person in the entire world. Damars,
Speaker 3: I've thus forgotten your middle name.
Speaker 1: Today's birthday, Well, no, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Wednesday, oh, twenty six. So this is our birthday episode.
Speaker 3: Because she's the person that usually gets everyone the cakes
Speaker 3: for their birthday. She didn't get one because she would
Speaker 3: have to go get it because men don't men don't
Speaker 3: know how to do that.
Speaker 4: She didn't. She didn't get it because she didn't go
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 1: I stopped that a couple of years ago, though. I
Speaker 1: used to make everybody's birthday special. And it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: never mind, because then I'd be doing it for myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's that's the first year company thing. I
Speaker 3: think it's fine. Everyone should do that the first year.
Speaker 3: But after that, we used.
Speaker 1: To celebrate our annivers We used to get as space
Speaker 1: for our anniversaries, and we used to yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I forgot what was it the three
Speaker 3: hundredth episode of every like what do we want to do?
Speaker 3: It was like, I've done this so many times for
Speaker 3: anniversaries for a podcast episode. I don't want to buy
Speaker 3: the balloons. I've done it. Oh man, I don't want
Speaker 3: to look at a cake for a whole week sitting
Speaker 3: in the fridge, just taking up fridge space. Can't even
Speaker 3: close the door, just.
Speaker 4: Say happy birthday, thank you. I appreciate it much love.
Speaker 3: But you are going to Houston this week I am
Speaker 3: this weekend? Yes, nervous, nervous. Yeah, you haven't been to
Speaker 3: a club in a while.
Speaker 1: Keeps making me nervous. A couple of acuties sliding the
Speaker 1: Dems is like, let me know when you get to Houston,
Speaker 1: y'all try to kidnap me.
Speaker 3: Those are fake. Abby's right, they're actually gonna kidnap you. Yeah, probably, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fine, but it's not hard to kidnap the Marus.
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's it is.
Speaker 4: All they got to do is say you they got
Speaker 4: lotto tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just have to be playing Jane and Jackson
Speaker 3: in the rickety van. Yeah, what y'all doing over there?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what you know about this one.
Speaker 4: Tied up tape?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like, no, you have to
Speaker 1: spend a lot of money to kidnap me because I
Speaker 1: don't just leave like my apartment or my like my hotel,
Speaker 1: just like off the strength. Like you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: show me something like I'm not just gonna get in
Speaker 1: the car, you know, So you're gonna have to spend
Speaker 1: some money. So if you want to spend money on
Speaker 1: the kidnapping, and then I'm there.
Speaker 3: And did you check in with mob's eyes?
Speaker 1: No, I don't check in with anybody when I go anywhere.
Speaker 3: My bad.
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't am I supposed to. I'm
Speaker 1: a girl. I'm not a good thug.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to check. Like how do
Speaker 3: you go? Do you text them?
Speaker 2: Like the same way you check into your hotel. It's
Speaker 2: the same process.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Like, it's not that I wouldn't check in.
Speaker 3: I just don't know how. I don't know at all.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just just go to the hood, go right to the
Speaker 2: chicken spot, every good, to the ticket spot, and let
Speaker 2: them know like, hey, I'm in town. I'm here for
Speaker 2: you know this. Many days I'll be right in and out.
Speaker 2: I'm not here to do anything crazy in your city.
Speaker 3: And I'm so ignorant to street shit like I would
Speaker 3: then start getting nervous and have anxiety that did I
Speaker 3: check in with the right person or are they scamming me?
Speaker 3: Like you don't check? What if I don't have protection?
Speaker 3: I just paid for you know.
Speaker 4: That's when you got to get their name just the
Speaker 4: same as the hotel.
Speaker 3: Why do I verify at the DMV.
Speaker 2: Well, me see your id ID so that the gentleman
Speaker 2: know that I checked in and I'm in the city
Speaker 2: and I'm not in here making no muky your city.
Speaker 3: So I wouldn't even know what that text. Like, Hey man,
Speaker 3: I'm here from these dates? Do you have any good
Speaker 3: food recommendations?
Speaker 4: But yeah, like comes with food recommendations once you check in,
Speaker 4: and they give you a whole lot iterary, like you
Speaker 4: want hungry, go here, want to go to the club,
Speaker 4: go here?
Speaker 1: They gonna tell you where the spot, like where the spots?
Speaker 1: What the protection is, right, because you can't go to
Speaker 1: the chicken spot over on the wrong side and you
Speaker 1: don't got protection aware.
Speaker 3: But see that's where I'm scared, especially.
Speaker 4: And needing protection to go get chicken. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: But now that the gang shit has run rampant in
Speaker 3: every city, now I'm lost. Like if I check in
Speaker 3: with one gang, now, does that just limit me to
Speaker 3: their areas?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're only safe in their jersey.
Speaker 3: Now I can't even now I got beef.
Speaker 4: Yeah, once you step outside of that jurisdiction, you gotta
Speaker 4: checking with like.
Speaker 3: I'm checking in to create an op I don't have
Speaker 3: because now I'm with those guys, and if I go
Speaker 3: to the wrong section, I'm with them now exactly. I
Speaker 3: didn't have an issue with you gouts.
Speaker 1: See, yeah, I'm not going to the hood with you
Speaker 1: because you you confusing me right now, I'm cool. You
Speaker 1: don't need to check in.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I think that's I think my confusion is
Speaker 3: what has kept me safe all these years. Just stay
Speaker 3: away from it. I'm lost. I don't understand it, but
Speaker 3: I really.
Speaker 1: On Monday off because I'm telling you right now, if
Speaker 1: somebody fine in the club say you ain't going home Sunday,
Speaker 1: I ain't going home.
Speaker 4: Look how easy it is.
Speaker 1: If they say I'll pay for you to stay out
Speaker 1: here that.
Speaker 4: We'll never see again.
Speaker 3: I love somebody fine. That's that's all it was. What
Speaker 3: that somebody check in with him?
Speaker 1: First body Fine said, Yo, you you ain't going home.
Speaker 1: I'm staying. I'm paying for you for you to stay
Speaker 1: at extra day. I ain't going to work. I get
Speaker 1: drunk and I except marriage marriage.
Speaker 4: I told you can take money, all right.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'll probably be here though, but you
Speaker 1: can take Josh said, Josh said, if I do. If
Speaker 1: I don't make it that, y'all can zume me in
Speaker 1: like they don't know ball people.
Speaker 3: Okay, but he has to be on cameras too. Got
Speaker 3: to be sitting next to you in a little laptop.
Speaker 3: Wait the fine guy. No, he won't make it past
Speaker 3: that day. That's not We're not like a thing.
Speaker 4: That will be Monday. Who you're talking about?
Speaker 3: He rocks your worlds mentally and spiritually?
Speaker 4: How would one rock the marriages world?
Speaker 1: Very cur like? What are you gonna do? Hit me
Speaker 1: with a baseball bat?
Speaker 3: Well? I mean the sentence you said didn't sound like flirting.
Speaker 3: It sounded like a class A felony. You're not going home,
Speaker 3: You're staying with me.
Speaker 4: They like that though.
Speaker 3: That's it's crazy that just likability with something can determine
Speaker 3: whether a felony or it's not offensive. If she's attracted
Speaker 3: to no, then it's asserted. And if he's not attractive,
Speaker 3: then it's his assault. But if it's if he's attractive,
Speaker 3: she's gonna wake up in bed with.
Speaker 1: That is crazy?
Speaker 4: What you mean you got to wake up at some point?
Speaker 1: No, who said I'm going home with him?
Speaker 3: All? You're saying he's just funding your extra day there.
Speaker 1: Oh, y'all aren't girls. Y'all don't know.
Speaker 2: You just noticed that we're not girls. Some girls look
Speaker 2: like me now, but no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's definitely happened to me before and my friends just
Speaker 1: because we Q and an't want us to go nowhere.
Speaker 1: You ain't sleeping with me, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: For first of all, I wasn't saying.
Speaker 1: Flight for a flight for somewhere I'm already at Oh no.
Speaker 3: I wasn't saying you had you were going to sleep
Speaker 3: with them? Off that, but I thought you were still
Speaker 3: going to his crib. You coming with me, you're not
Speaker 3: sleeping So.
Speaker 1: When he said you come on with me, he just
Speaker 1: said you're not going home, like you got to stay
Speaker 1: in Houston for Sunday Funday. My brothers might tell me that, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not going home and pay for my flight like that.
Speaker 4: That's yeah, we're not told about your brothers. You just said.
Speaker 2: Somebody's why the marriage was full of shit. I curaged
Speaker 2: to ready, my bad, Pache. I ain't mean to curk.
Speaker 2: You just said if somebody fine, you meet somebody fine,
Speaker 2: you not coming back Monday.
Speaker 4: Those are your words.
Speaker 1: If I meet somebody find that offers to pay for
Speaker 1: my change of my flight home, which is gonna be
Speaker 1: around two hundred and fifty dollars. If they choose to
Speaker 1: do that, then I won't come home because somebody paid
Speaker 1: for my extended stay. That does not grant you access
Speaker 1: to these caves.
Speaker 4: Granted I thought that would be how you get to
Speaker 4: the caves.
Speaker 3: I agree with that, but I'm not that liberal in this.
Speaker 3: If I pay for you to that, you're coming with me.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying we fucking but you hang out with me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna talk.
Speaker 3: We're doing you're running errands with titled to your body
Speaker 3: gave me money.
Speaker 4: Flight and then that's it. Like, no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: We can hang out at like the Sunday Funday brunch
Speaker 1: because obviously everybody we're.
Speaker 4: Gonna go get errands first, go to Target. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: come to talk with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna help me go Which which softening should
Speaker 2: I get? I usually get this one with dryer sheets.
Speaker 3: Let me know which dryer sheets I should try.
Speaker 1: Fabric softener actually adds a film to your clothes. Just
Speaker 1: use white vinegar.
Speaker 2: But yeah, see, this is why I'm paying This is
Speaker 2: why you just go to Target. This is why we
Speaker 2: paid for you to miss the fight. Come with me
Speaker 2: to talk and put me on to the white vinegar
Speaker 2: in the colored watch. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: put me onto that. So you come to Target, then
Speaker 2: we might go. You know, little Sunday Funday. You know
Speaker 2: what Sunday Funday turns into forever after Sunday, messy nights,
Speaker 2: Sunday Sunday sheets, Sunday.
Speaker 4: Hey, you never been to Sunday sheets.
Speaker 2: He just finished again. You have, Yeah, you gotta go
Speaker 2: to do Sunday sheets. You gotta go to clubs, club
Speaker 2: sheets for sure.
Speaker 3: Club sheet.
Speaker 2: We ain't even gotta be doing nothing. But it's Sunday.
Speaker 2: Some of the best shows on TV on Sunday night.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Sunday fun. I thought I can't
Speaker 1: leave because there's so much shit going on on Sunday.
Speaker 4: That's just that's the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But at seven eight o'clock, all right, we're gonna tape
Speaker 2: this down, back to crib, something to eat, shower, and
Speaker 2: then it's time to cuddle and watch Battye Baddi shot
Speaker 2: a clock.
Speaker 3: What were we doing?
Speaker 2: I don't watch that, but we're gonna watch it together.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put you on the game. I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: you know what Tinker been up to this season. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let you know what An have been up to
Speaker 2: this season. You know what I'm saying, Dolly and they're
Speaker 2: punching bitches in their face to Sekey. They don't want
Speaker 2: no drama with her because you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: she knocked bitch just cold to funk out.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put you on the game. No worry about
Speaker 2: it or while we cuddling playing foot seas because of
Speaker 2: the very thing you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I am knee deep in the Batty game now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be. I was watching all week, Yo, Sunday,
Speaker 2: you gotta be. You gotta watch Batties on Sunday Sunday nights.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's a thing.
Speaker 1: Well, Josh, Josh wanted you guys to answer some questions
Speaker 1: about me because it's my birthday, to see how well
Speaker 1: you know me. I only came up with five. I
Speaker 1: only came up with five.
Speaker 4: Okay, this might not be too bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's my idea of a perfect day? There's two answers,
Speaker 1: ill allow.
Speaker 2: Your idea of a perfect day any day we're spending
Speaker 2: money on you.
Speaker 1: What were you saying, Rory?
Speaker 3: I lost? I mean, I guess she just gets to
Speaker 3: pick as she likes our answer. And now it's not
Speaker 3: really like it. This isn't this is like a trivia thing.
Speaker 3: This is sorry. I have to make up the answers
Speaker 3: written down, going to seven spots in one day.
Speaker 1: There's no way you think that's my idea of a
Speaker 1: perfect day. There's no way you think. Okay, yeah, idea
Speaker 1: of perfect day.
Speaker 2: Let me see Manny, Patty Jim go get a latte,
Speaker 2: uh and then home all day with food, your TV.
Speaker 1: So the end part ding ding ding ding. You got
Speaker 1: it right?
Speaker 3: Go on again. You don't even know baby d No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I know her too well, but I know she's picking
Speaker 3: the answer that's gonna sound better on a podcast of
Speaker 3: what her ideal.
Speaker 1: That is my perfect day.
Speaker 3: I had to pick the soft girl life like I had.
Speaker 1: To falling asleep on the beach China Island. It's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite things to do, or staying home all
Speaker 1: day with my phone on D and D, with good food,
Speaker 1: binge and shows.
Speaker 3: I know you don't know, baby d No, she wants
Speaker 3: to mix Scotch and tequila together. We're gonna go and
Speaker 3: concept Rory.
Speaker 1: I'm like you, I hate doing that. Ship.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to what Harrod used to get food
Speaker 3: and hookah after and then she's going to text. She's
Speaker 3: gonna get that feeling around three four am with the
Speaker 3: substances that she has in and text that person she's
Speaker 3: not supposed to Textree they gonna link up.
Speaker 1: You doesn't right on me at all.
Speaker 4: See I I just said.
Speaker 1: What music artists do I listen to artists? There's three answers.
Speaker 3: I'll accept.
Speaker 1: What music artists do I listen the most to the
Speaker 1: most often? My favorite? Who do I listen to the
Speaker 1: most often?
Speaker 4: Janet Jackson, j Cole, Maria Carry.
Speaker 1: I literally said, not my favorite, and he named all
Speaker 1: three of them.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't hear. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not my favorite. Those are my three favorites. You're
Speaker 1: really good at that. What Who do I listen to
Speaker 1: the most often?
Speaker 4: I'll say Glow Realer, Meg the Stallion's, Meg Lotto.
Speaker 1: Megan A Stallion, Keanu to Day and Whitney Houston.
Speaker 4: But you got Meg right, Okay, okay, we didn't want
Speaker 4: to go we half we know baby d half way.
Speaker 3: What I would have put Janet being up there is
Speaker 3: something that you listen to.
Speaker 1: I've listened to Janet so much that I can't listen
Speaker 1: to jen anymore, if that makes sense. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: that with a lot of What is my dream job
Speaker 1: that I would leave you guys for in a heartbeat?
Speaker 2: Any anything that's working remote, anything where you don't have
Speaker 2: to leave the house.
Speaker 3: Being a meter made out not anything you don't have
Speaker 3: to leave the house working remote.
Speaker 1: Promote is one actresses the other or housewife to a
Speaker 1: wealthy man was the third acceptable answer.
Speaker 3: Damn well, this is like acting to an extent.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was also going to go something music related.
Speaker 3: I used you did want to go to rock Nation school, And.
Speaker 1: I used to want to do that until I got
Speaker 1: on this podcast and I started meeting so many people
Speaker 1: in the music industry and I realized that I don't
Speaker 1: want to be wrong any of those motherfuckers. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around on people. I'm cool, the artists,
Speaker 1: the people that work for the artists, everybody, greasy, slimy, horny, weird.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's any job though. Niggas is working remote,
Speaker 2: horny and weird. That's why they work remote. So they
Speaker 2: tug one out in the middle of a meet.
Speaker 3: And like every other week, there was a headline of
Speaker 3: someone having their dick out during a zoomie. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: he just moved the camera no pants on a short
Speaker 3: and tie.
Speaker 2: Up here and learn in the background and making it
Speaker 2: look like Hawaii that he was saved, Like we can
Speaker 2: still see your crotch.
Speaker 3: Put some put some bands of good.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 3: I'm fine saying this because it was on FX. When
Speaker 3: I did on Weezy Show on FX, the woman that
Speaker 3: was also on there with me said that she was
Speaker 3: getting fucked one time while she was on a zoom
Speaker 3: meeting call. I was like, ow. She even explained like
Speaker 3: she was, I'm laying on her side.
Speaker 4: How are you that horny?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. She didn't get a detail
Speaker 3: of like how it popped off. Maybe he just came
Speaker 3: over there and got off on that, like, oh you
Speaker 3: want a zoom all.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm just not that horny. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm on a zoom call. We could wait
Speaker 2: this calls what thirty minutes. Maybe, Yeah, I'm good, I'll
Speaker 2: be done in thirty minutes, Like I'm not. We don't
Speaker 2: have to have sex on zoom with my coworkers. That
Speaker 2: is crazy, That is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 3: But something tells me you've probably got in the head
Speaker 3: while you were on the phone, and they didn't. The
Speaker 3: person on the underline did not know what was going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hung up, like once you started getting
Speaker 2: too sloppy, I was like, all right, hold on, let
Speaker 2: me call you right.
Speaker 1: Back at It depends on how that is weird and
Speaker 1: people are too horny, But it does depend on how
Speaker 1: am I in this call, because I'm definitely I was
Speaker 1: in a relationship when we were shopping this show around
Speaker 1: do we remember, and we had zoom calls every other day,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure at one point I was laying in
Speaker 1: bed with the phone I mute, listening and you know, I.
Speaker 3: Might have hit like a game if your camera and
Speaker 3: audio or on mute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's fair game. If I'm not
Speaker 1: really involved in the call, I'm just here like the
Speaker 1: show face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell you like the marriage. Did you get the
Speaker 4: email then?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: What now you looking for?
Speaker 1: The phone?
Speaker 4: Hitting mute and.
Speaker 3: Camera Verizon Wi Fibie tripping.
Speaker 4: Now you all jammed up in the gates and somebody
Speaker 4: did you get the email?
Speaker 1: I slam the laptop and be like, oh damn, like wow,
Speaker 1: service air. But I'm sure at that time because that
Speaker 1: was right during the pandemic or right after the pandemic,
Speaker 1: and we had calls every day, five times a fucking day.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that was That was a lot. That was
Speaker 3: an annoying time. I knew that shit was necessary, but
Speaker 3: my god, it was every other hour of re pitching
Speaker 3: the show and the same executive who doesn't have a
Speaker 3: creative bone in their body, going tell me your vision.
Speaker 3: We want to be in the ry and mall business.
Speaker 1: Yes, which is so funny because the dude that we
Speaker 1: ended up signing our first deal. I love jazzmin right
Speaker 1: off the bat.
Speaker 3: I love the best. I love jazz right off When
Speaker 3: we first I was like, all right, there is a
Speaker 3: human here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who actually watches the show, paid attention, was in
Speaker 1: touch with the culture. Yeah, the jazz jazz is the best, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: To in circles about absolutely fucking nothing. It was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a rough time. Am I a cheater?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, I cannot believe you guys, like, you know what?
Speaker 4: Now, No, what's all right? What's cheating to you? It
Speaker 4: doesn't have to be sex. Cheating. Sex is not. That's
Speaker 4: just not the only thing that cheating is.
Speaker 1: I do not do things with other men that I
Speaker 1: will be uncomfortable telling my partner.
Speaker 2: I don't count because you know you be having them
Speaker 2: niggas on the string that you did. You can tell
Speaker 2: them niggas anything and they gonna stay like lapdo.
Speaker 3: Like all right, He brings up a really good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he won't be.
Speaker 3: A good lawyer.
Speaker 2: We ain't take no real nigga that to go upside
Speaker 2: your head if he catch you texting some other niggas.
Speaker 3: Thank god, thank god. Why did you make it sound
Speaker 3: like that's what she needed her life?
Speaker 4: Does old women need that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: You should feel you should feel your man a little bit.
Speaker 3: Not physically, No, not physically, but you should feel like
Speaker 3: if this nigga.
Speaker 2: Catch me and cheating and talking to this due gon.
Speaker 2: Not not physically, but you know what I'm saying. Women
Speaker 2: should have that certain apprehensive like niggas ahead because.
Speaker 3: Your relationship for sure. Yeah, we're not upside.
Speaker 1: I don't datement that I'm not like semi fearful of
Speaker 1: the things that they would do if they found out
Speaker 1: I was cheating. Like to the men that I'm cheating with,
Speaker 1: they ain't gonna do shit to me. But to the
Speaker 1: men that I'm cheating with, I'm definitely datement. Who I fear,
Speaker 1: sure datement, who you feel, who I respect, I'll put
Speaker 1: like that respect if I don't feel somewhere. But they
Speaker 1: also fear and respect me too. It's equal equal opportunity, scaredy, scariness.
Speaker 3: They fear what you're gonna do next they're gonna tell them,
Speaker 3: they're gonna have to accept.
Speaker 4: They're just scared that she gonna fuck up the wreck
Speaker 4: with the other holes. They ain't scared of her. They
Speaker 4: just like she's gonna go crazy.
Speaker 2: All my bitch is gonna leave me, like you know,
Speaker 2: But they don't think baby d gonna run down on
Speaker 2: them and start swinging.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean like that. I meant, uh, you meet it, dud,
Speaker 3: That's what it was. I think they fear the things
Speaker 3: that she's told them, because that's one thing about Jamaris
Speaker 3: that I do respect. But it's terrifying. Jamara is gonna
Speaker 3: tell you the truth on some ship you don't want
Speaker 3: to hear, and you're gonna have to accept that, and
Speaker 3: that it's gonna be in your mind, like, will she
Speaker 3: do that ship again? No? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like baby D be talking all that. I
Speaker 2: got to see what them text messages look like.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: My text messages to men, y'all, y'all is so much? No,
Speaker 1: it's no. I'm you will never see a text message
Speaker 1: and be begging a man for anything or being like.
Speaker 4: No, oh, you ain't mean the right one.
Speaker 1: No, not that. If I have to beg you for something,
Speaker 1: whether it be attention, whether it be faithfulness, whether it
Speaker 1: be anything, I don't need to.
Speaker 4: Be begging for faithfulness is crazy? Stop cheating on doing it?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Why do you please stop cheating on me?
Speaker 4: Is crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't, that's okay. Last one, what is my
Speaker 1: biggest red flag in dating.
Speaker 4: A heterosexual man?
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Your biggest red flag? Hers one viral man? Your biggest
Speaker 2: red flag? I would probably say m if he'd be like, damn,
Speaker 2: big dog, you got it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I think if a man say that, you out of
Speaker 2: the baby D as soon as you call you big money,
Speaker 2: big money D.
Speaker 3: I was going with something similar. You finding out he's
Speaker 3: not the leader of the crew. Oh my god, to me,
Speaker 3: to me, that would be your biggest r.
Speaker 1: We go out to the club and his homie ordering
Speaker 1: the bottles. He in the corner. Yeah big, he asked me,
Speaker 1: who am I?
Speaker 4: But why is that? But why is that? Like the break?
Speaker 3: It a why unless y'all?
Speaker 1: Unless unless your big homie is like if your big
Speaker 1: homie is like, like, you're dating a rock star and
Speaker 1: you're the homie of a rock star. I can't understand that.
Speaker 1: But you also, you can't just be entourage at a
Speaker 1: rock star either. A rock star got to be a
Speaker 1: childhood friend. Like that's like you being his childhood friend's
Speaker 1: whole life. That's how you know him, or in some
Speaker 1: way you work with him. You're a manager, you're an artist,
Speaker 1: you're in an R, you're you do something.
Speaker 4: You just said, these niggas win and slimy.
Speaker 1: And they are they are they are. But if you like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, like, you just can't be
Speaker 1: like yo, that's just I know him, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And he asking you questions like who you
Speaker 1: or you not ordering nothing? I asked for a drink?
Speaker 1: And you like, hold on he ordering the bottles.
Speaker 3: Hold on he, I mean it's under his card.
Speaker 1: That's not scary to y'all, that's not terrified.
Speaker 3: I get women's perspective.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've never met a woman that was buying bottles,
Speaker 2: so I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, just that's not saying I never met a woman
Speaker 3: in him not being not in charge of his crew,
Speaker 3: er say, but having some type of leadership skills being
Speaker 3: a fucking man more or less. Yeah, I can see
Speaker 3: what I don't see actually why women get killed with
Speaker 3: having that mentality like, no, I don't want the flunky guys.
Speaker 3: I don't want the guys has been hanging on to
Speaker 3: some other men. Like that's weird. You're not an equal
Speaker 3: in your own crew. I'm not saying you have to
Speaker 3: be the leader of those. You're not even an equal
Speaker 3: on your own crew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but women say that. And then you wearing your
Speaker 4: homegirl chanel.
Speaker 2: Bag that ain't even yours, so we so it's like
Speaker 2: even Stevens, No, but that's you putting a lot of
Speaker 2: that h h hills. I saw your girl winning those
Speaker 2: last week on her date.
Speaker 1: That's why you see them first of all, while you
Speaker 1: looking at my own girl what she wearing. But I
Speaker 1: feel like with girls that's I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I have a sister, But me and
Speaker 1: my sister borrow each other like sung asses, purses and
Speaker 1: ship all the time. Like it's just we're just girls.
Speaker 1: Y'all put value in it because it's a Chanel bag.
Speaker 1: But I'm not trying to borrow her Shanel bag to
Speaker 1: look like I got money. It won't my ouse.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't borrow her gap bag and go to the club.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would if it match, If you match my house.
Speaker 2: Baby, Dave, were you not going to the club with
Speaker 2: no gap purse? Stop playing with no?
Speaker 3: I was picturing the gap that sit gap on it
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: She's not going to You're not going to the club
Speaker 4: with a gap bag?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 4: I guess I would know the fuck you would.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny. If I saw a woman that
Speaker 3: I found attractive that had the gap bag at the club,
Speaker 3: I would look at her first because I have so
Speaker 3: many questions.
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta have a great story. You gotta
Speaker 2: have a conversation. I gotta know how you landed on
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 1: I gotta look and see if gap makes like purses.
Speaker 4: Even if they do, you not going to the club
Speaker 4: with it, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If it's firey, that's how I was.
Speaker 3: But you're putting an equal value into something that men
Speaker 3: don't value the same way women value. Men don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck if she shows up with her girl's Chanel bag. One,
Speaker 3: I didn't even know it was a Shanelle two. I
Speaker 3: don't care. I don't care like at all, So it's
Speaker 3: not real anything that values.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Men, we're simple ry. We don't care.
Speaker 2: We don't look into all of that. All we care about.
Speaker 1: Mar you cap because I seen the way you look
Speaker 1: at women and the ship that you point out when
Speaker 1: a woman fly, Like when she flies, she got that
Speaker 1: ship on design and ship and she's well put together.
Speaker 1: You like that shit, Rory put a bum off the street.
Speaker 1: Like I like a woman with a style. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: don't even have to be designed.
Speaker 2: I just like a woman that has style, she knows
Speaker 2: what where to wear it to like things like that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I appreciate that because to me, it's more that's part
Speaker 2: of her personality. Like a woman that has style that's
Speaker 2: like a personality thing.
Speaker 1: So if you've seen a bitch with the gap bag
Speaker 1: in the club, you wouldn't like that.
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 2: I would have questions. I would be like, Yo, that's
Speaker 2: like the conversation gap, that's what you say.
Speaker 3: To me and blar that she could put that together
Speaker 3: and not look crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's but that's.
Speaker 2: Why I have to have a conversation because I listen,
Speaker 2: I grew up warning that's all I wo was a
Speaker 2: kid was gap. So it's like, okay, I respect that,
Speaker 2: but why club with that? Like did you not know
Speaker 2: you was coming to the club and kind of just
Speaker 2: came in.
Speaker 4: Well I'm looking a friend.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at all the gap bags and they're like.
Speaker 3: Going to the club to support a friend. Noah, It's
Speaker 3: just it's just a funny concept, like I'm here for support.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just landed, came straight to the club, just
Speaker 2: see your girl for happy birthday? You going back to
Speaker 2: the hotel? You know, So I just we would have
Speaker 2: to have a conversation as well.
Speaker 1: All the gap bags are like tote bags, like you know,
Speaker 1: like over night.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, so if you're in the club with a tote, oh,
Speaker 2: you I need to know, like what you do? What
Speaker 2: you what you do at the office late? You just
Speaker 2: shot straight over.
Speaker 1: You could spend that though. You could say, oh that
Speaker 1: show you spend the night bag?
Speaker 3: You coming with me? You know, well being in the
Speaker 3: club with the spend the night back like you that's
Speaker 3: a felon it I got.
Speaker 2: It's like, why are you doing that? And this is
Speaker 2: what this is what you do? Come to the club
Speaker 2: with the spend the night bag?
Speaker 3: Who drove it? You could lean that in the car.
Speaker 3: Why are you in the club with a toothbrush like ver?
Speaker 3: And you know they had to search it, so all
Speaker 3: that ship was on the table, like what you had.
Speaker 4: To put all of that dude, the security joint like, nah,
Speaker 4: that's crazy, we're not doing.
Speaker 3: Like talk to the DJ and put it behind the booths.
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Speaker 1: Well, I got to do my you know, my morning routine,
Speaker 1: Like you know, y'all know because y'all about to start
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Ice water and mouth taping?
Speaker 4: And yeah, okay, mouth taping.
Speaker 3: We'll get to that in a second. What if I
Speaker 3: told you, guys, for as long as you have known me,
Speaker 3: I have been dumping my face into ice cold water
Speaker 3: in a bowl.
Speaker 1: Well, you have anxiety, so that makes sense. That's wait,
Speaker 1: you do that for anxiety. It helps anxiety. I take,
Speaker 1: I put my shower on cold when I leave out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just do it for my skin, and I
Speaker 3: look like I really enjoy it because I like the
Speaker 3: cold plunge shit or ice bass. When I was running
Speaker 3: track they were called Now now they're trendy and they're
Speaker 3: called cold plunges. But yeah, I did that for tracks.
Speaker 3: So I continue to doing that torture. Yeah, I continue
Speaker 3: doing that in my regular life. So this whole weekend,
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here feeling judged that everyone's been making a
Speaker 3: mockery out of what I've been doing.
Speaker 2: I actually stopped talking then too. A girl one time
Speaker 2: when I first saw him on the routine, I ain't
Speaker 2: like co Morner routine.
Speaker 4: What was happening?
Speaker 2: Like she got up. First thing she did was turned
Speaker 2: from rap on. I was like, all right, were not.
Speaker 4: Rap?
Speaker 3: I gotta hear this at eight thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: What rap was it?
Speaker 4: Who wasn't I don't even know it was.
Speaker 2: It was like it wasn't Benny and one. It wasn't
Speaker 2: like too hardcore heavy drug, but it was still wrap.
Speaker 2: It was like you worked up the lights wasn't even
Speaker 2: on in the room.
Speaker 3: That was her alarm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how you turned the soundball on to get straight
Speaker 2: to rap, but the blind is still closed.
Speaker 4: Let the sun in first?
Speaker 3: Like what we rap?
Speaker 4: Nine?
Speaker 2: Mom Bowles does that she listens to rap first thing
Speaker 2: in the morning. Well, she's the greatest gymnist ever, so
Speaker 2: I can't I can't argue with that. But Surety wasn't
Speaker 2: the greatest gym tost ever though, Like she ain't even
Speaker 2: the best at her what she do for four work yo,
Speaker 2: I'm keeping real.
Speaker 4: Mondays.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so you only saw her morning routine once
Speaker 3: and we're done or the second time you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: she this is really she does this?
Speaker 2: Like the third time, I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: what you do. I can't do this.
Speaker 1: That's a little while it's just like what you're doing.
Speaker 3: I've always had an issue the first.
Speaker 4: Thing you drinking is like juice on the wake up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah. We're a tea game at water, even
Speaker 2: little espresso. No fruits, ain't I had no fruits. I
Speaker 2: was like, you ain't got no apple, nothing to hear,
Speaker 2: just vibes in the fridge like.
Speaker 3: Leftover Chinese food.
Speaker 1: And oh no, he was dating away g as what
Speaker 1: had been?
Speaker 2: I thought she gonna put on the shi stir. I
Speaker 2: was like, what is this, especially.
Speaker 1: If you date in a vegan like, at least fake it,
Speaker 1: at least have like some fruits over there.
Speaker 4: And you know, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I want to see you. I want to see what
Speaker 2: you be doing. Don't have nothing for me. I want
Speaker 2: to see what you be doing on the wake up.
Speaker 2: I'm observing. I gotta see. Okay, that's what okay, that's
Speaker 2: what you mean too. She will tell me you quiet
Speaker 2: when you wake up. We should all be the fuck quiet.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me when I wake up. Everybody shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up.
Speaker 3: When her in the morning would drive me, yo, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even like, I'm just trying to figure out if
Speaker 2: the world is still spending correctly, Like let me, will
Speaker 2: we talking about this early in the morning, like.
Speaker 3: A pet people mind. I don't mind if people check
Speaker 3: their phone right away, because you know, people got family
Speaker 3: shit whatever. Check your text message does work. I get
Speaker 3: that when people go straight to ig and it's not
Speaker 3: for their job. That had always bugged me, like brush
Speaker 3: your teeth first, there's nothing that important at all.
Speaker 2: No, But I mean, you know, I respect the good
Speaker 2: morning routine though. A good morning routine somebody that has
Speaker 2: you know, remember this one girl she used to get up.
Speaker 2: I ain't no wish I heard her like breathing her.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, she she gonna like the living room
Speaker 2: to masturbate or something. Swear to God, I spit to
Speaker 2: that house twice and I'm like, yo, she'd be up
Speaker 2: at seven in the morning and she in the living
Speaker 2: room breathing. Happened, Like what is she doing going there stretching?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I respect that as gangster. First thing you do,
Speaker 2: get up in the morning, hit the yoga mat, starts stretching.
Speaker 2: I'm honey again, see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: How that works? Like you stretch when you first get up.
Speaker 3: That's what does it for you?
Speaker 2: What a girl that get up and hits the yoga
Speaker 2: mat first thing in the morning.
Speaker 3: That's sexy. Yeah, I'm with you, that's sexy. But I
Speaker 3: also have hated a person that gets up super early
Speaker 3: and starts like doing shit make you feel like yeah,
Speaker 3: like like real, like can we just get up together
Speaker 3: or wake me up? Why are you let me in bed?
Speaker 2: I mean it depends, like if she get up and
Speaker 2: it's like I feel like I'm in the way. Nothing
Speaker 2: is spending night at a girl house and she get
Speaker 2: up and she's doing shit and you just laying there
Speaker 2: feeling like a lame. I feel like I got to
Speaker 2: get up and help you go yo, you want me
Speaker 2: to like paint like.
Speaker 4: You ain't here doing mass shit. It's not even eighty
Speaker 4: thirty yet, like.
Speaker 3: And I completely agree with you because that makes me
Speaker 3: feel uncomfortable. And then when I'm trying to get a
Speaker 3: girl out of my house, I do that same strategy,
Speaker 3: and I can't stand when they don't get the fucking hint.
Speaker 3: Why do you not feel uncomfortable? I'm doing mad shit
Speaker 3: and you just sitting there?
Speaker 4: Leave.
Speaker 2: I respect the woman that know how to get like
Speaker 2: get up and just be like okay, yeah, she just
Speaker 2: know like cause she got shit to do. That's why
Speaker 2: I like that it's like she get up early too
Speaker 2: because she got shit to do, like she got to
Speaker 2: get back home or she got to go to work.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like I respect women that
Speaker 2: just have a program and have things that they do daily,
Speaker 2: even if they don't have to work today, they gotta
Speaker 2: do something on their off day, like y'all need to
Speaker 2: run here, got to go pick up something the cleaners, this, that,
Speaker 2: and they like they just have a like a routine
Speaker 2: or schedule.
Speaker 4: That's that's just a sign.
Speaker 2: Of just like a healthy fununction in person, Like when
Speaker 2: they have a schedule, routine and things that they do daily,
Speaker 2: like that just shows somebody that has some type of
Speaker 2: structure in organization in their life, which is I think healthy.
Speaker 4: I think you need that.
Speaker 2: I think you need structure organization to you know, go
Speaker 2: throughout the day just to have some type of process.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you do when we don't have to
Speaker 1: come into this office? What's your morning routine when we
Speaker 1: don't have to come into this office?
Speaker 4: It depends.
Speaker 2: Most of the times, it'll be stuff like for the crib.
Speaker 2: Like I'll go a couple of days where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: now I need to go get some groceries.
Speaker 4: I need to go do this.
Speaker 2: I need I've been wanting to get rid of some
Speaker 2: stuff in the crib or exchange some things.
Speaker 3: Do that.
Speaker 4: Like on my off days, I do stuff like that,
Speaker 4: try to see the.
Speaker 2: Fan, checking on them, probably get a headcut, things like that,
Speaker 2: just like self care shit that I need to do.
Speaker 2: And if it's like I said, depending on what I
Speaker 2: have going on, like I might need to go, you know,
Speaker 2: do stuff for the house. And I need to get
Speaker 2: some get some stuff like different chairs. I mean meaning
Speaker 2: to get some new chairs. Let me go find some
Speaker 2: new chairs.
Speaker 3: How we all laugh, like you ever could probably be
Speaker 3: watching the vlog shit that's so popular on TikTok Now
Speaker 3: I'd watch molls. That would be the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: You know that time of looking at the stools at
Speaker 2: the counter, You're like, I got to get rid of
Speaker 2: these though it at first will I sat down the other night,
Speaker 2: I ain't like the way this shit swivel okay at
Speaker 2: them ugly.
Speaker 3: Now I think I owe you an apology because I
Speaker 3: thought you were lying to me that time. I pulled
Speaker 3: up to the neighborhood that you were living in at
Speaker 3: the time, and I called you and I said, Yo,
Speaker 3: I'm up here. Just happened to be like what you're doing,
Speaker 3: And you said, I'm getting the wheel on my suitcase fixed.
Speaker 4: Just tell me.
Speaker 3: Don't want me to come over. But I know that
Speaker 3: sounded crazy, but I was like, what type of error
Speaker 3: is that? But I was really.
Speaker 2: Pissed because it's it's design of luggage. So when you
Speaker 2: buy that type of luggage, it'sn't short. If it's something
Speaker 2: rips breaks, you send it to them. It takes a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks and they'll ship it back to you.
Speaker 2: So when I got it back, they replaced it with
Speaker 2: a smaller whell. So now my will had this funny
Speaker 2: little and I'm like, bro, I paid too much for
Speaker 2: too much money. Shit, I'm like, I paid to So
Speaker 2: I was really mad. So I waited three weeks to
Speaker 2: get the luggage back, and when I finally got it back,
Speaker 2: I'm like, y'all replaced it with a shorter will. So
Speaker 2: I was I went I went straight down Tom like, yo,
Speaker 2: y'all bugging like this is not the same wor. So
Speaker 2: he was like, they really put that on it. I'm
Speaker 2: looking at him in the store like you think I
Speaker 2: put this wheel on.
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Did they really? Yeah, I'm like, I just got it
Speaker 2: back today. I waited three weeks for it and the
Speaker 2: wheel is shorter, so yes, I was really I was
Speaker 2: on my Karen.
Speaker 3: I was mad a specific errand to be doing right now.
Speaker 2: I was mad as ship. When they set that luggage
Speaker 2: back and it was it was bopping like this, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not nothing is worse than somebody can
Speaker 2: move it through the airport with terrible luggage.
Speaker 3: I hate.
Speaker 4: That's one of my pet peeves.
Speaker 1: Terrible luggage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember one time. I remember one time this girl
Speaker 2: came to see me. Yo, when she walked in my
Speaker 2: house her suitcase. I said, Yo, there's no way you
Speaker 2: went through the airport with the suitcase.
Speaker 1: Who's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: Come on, we're not doing that baby was with that
Speaker 2: ship was all. It was just bad luggage.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: That shit was taped up and ship it was like ripped.
Speaker 2: It was and it was the cloth luggage, so it's dirty.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, like, can we not do I'm like.
Speaker 1: She could have hit you and said I need money
Speaker 1: for a new suitcase.
Speaker 2: Mind just brokenly. I'm not the nigga that's gonna get
Speaker 2: you new luggage. Like we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to see you and you're his luggage for you.
Speaker 2: Now all of a sudden, you're coming to see me
Speaker 2: as I need new luggage. You had this luggage for
Speaker 2: six seven years.
Speaker 1: But as a girl, if she would have text you
Speaker 1: and say, yo, like, you know, my suitcase just ripped.
Speaker 1: I wanted I'm supposed to be coming to see you.
Speaker 1: Can I get new luggage, you wouldn't have sent that
Speaker 1: girl one hundred dollars for some luggage.
Speaker 3: Luggage. That's how we got this place in the first place.
Speaker 3: One hundred dollar luggage.
Speaker 1: Can you relax? Please?
Speaker 3: Who the fuck is buying a hundred dollars? Like, who's
Speaker 3: doing like luggage? Is not to expect I'm not.
Speaker 1: Even saying I'm like your case a suitcase. You could
Speaker 1: go to fucking Target and get a good suitcase for
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: The ones that we bought for our merch in Chinatown.
Speaker 3: It was really the bane of my existence. I was
Speaker 3: dragging them shits out with like one and a half
Speaker 3: week or the sparks coming up on the side of luggage,
Speaker 3: bad luggage, and that was more than a one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Bad luggage that luggage was so terrible, But I mean
Speaker 2: we got our way out of it, though we had
Speaker 2: We hit a couple of cities with that.
Speaker 1: Look, I've had luggage that lasted me for a year
Speaker 1: that you can get from Target, TJ Max anything for
Speaker 1: the hardcover luggage for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: But walk me through a baby d You coming to
Speaker 2: see me your luggage ripped? Like damn, I need a
Speaker 2: new suitcase. You're gonna send me. You're gonna ask me
Speaker 2: for how much money? Because you're not gonna say because
Speaker 2: I know you, if I get you some TJ Max luggage,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be I'm.
Speaker 4: In your group chat. Girl, look at the luggage this
Speaker 4: nigga boy.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Why is
Speaker 1: your birthday? Stop to complain, because that's when you're supposed
Speaker 1: to lie. If I'm going to complain about something that
Speaker 1: you bought me, then I can't do that. Because if
Speaker 1: that's the case, then girl, go by it's yourself since
Speaker 1: you got it like that.
Speaker 2: We just watched a gentleman get put on the Summer
Speaker 2: Jam screen for sending thirty dollars for lunch.
Speaker 3: I'm Valentine's image. Know what we're talking about women right now?
Speaker 3: Like you think that the most ungrateful, entitled creatures on earth.
Speaker 2: First of all, I would have to I would have
Speaker 2: to send you the money so like you would want
Speaker 2: me to. The question would be, all right, how much
Speaker 2: is it? How much are you telling me to send you?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna go look at the suitcases, and.
Speaker 2: You're not looking at TJ Max suitcases. You're not looking
Speaker 2: at Target suitcases.
Speaker 1: Well maybe obviously she would because her ship was lumped up, fucked.
Speaker 4: Up for upgrade.
Speaker 3: Women have way different eyes when they know it's not
Speaker 3: coming from the very true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all get very yat y'all. Y'all taste levels go
Speaker 2: up when you ain't paying for dinner. Now all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, you surfing turf. Yeah, well you ain't never.
Speaker 3: Now you understand why and all the sudme.
Speaker 1: Know what kind of women y'all dating? Because we spent
Speaker 1: I spend the most money and get the most food
Speaker 1: when I'm out with my girls. When I'm out with men, like,
Speaker 1: I eat real cute and like normally amout.
Speaker 2: My girls when yeah, that's when you first meet him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we know we know how to go in y'all me
Speaker 2: we get it.
Speaker 3: JA marriage line like you wouldn't end up in the
Speaker 3: group chat. If a girl asked you for five hundred
Speaker 3: dollars and you send her five hundred dollars, she'll go
Speaker 3: in a group chat and say, girl, he actually sent
Speaker 3: me five hundred. He sent me five hundred exactly, Why
Speaker 3: didn't he send me a thousand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the women that I've been telling you to.
Speaker 4: From, No, I'll never run across this no more.
Speaker 2: That does not happen with me. But I'm saying it happens. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it happens for sure, That's what I'm saying. So you're
Speaker 2: not sending me. So back to the luggage. You're not
Speaker 2: sending me. You're not gonna say, send a hundred.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask you to buy my luggage, if I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if she would have if you.
Speaker 2: Ask him, any guy like your luggage break you in
Speaker 2: the situation. What luggage? How much are you asking for?
Speaker 2: If you say I had, I got you. How much
Speaker 2: do you need? What are you saying?
Speaker 1: I'll probably say five hundred.
Speaker 4: That's sick shooting the five? Shooting the five?
Speaker 3: Is this absolutely true? No numbers in play.
Speaker 4: Was four hundred.
Speaker 1: It depends on that's a living.
Speaker 4: So I also there.
Speaker 3: Go there they go counting the pockets. What I do
Speaker 3: for a living. Now I'm on Google. Now I'm search ball.
Speaker 3: You know, women even really know what the return is
Speaker 3: with certain jobs? Have money? Have you seen Spotify? My expense? Now,
Speaker 3: he broke.
Speaker 4: You don't know my expense is? Like what you mean?
Speaker 4: It depends on how much he made. You don't know
Speaker 4: how much of me.
Speaker 1: I feel like women take all of that, you know,
Speaker 1: not just speaking for some women, not all, and not myself.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that some women will. Okay, he makes
Speaker 1: this amount of money, chat GPT, he lives here. How
Speaker 1: much is the rent and how.
Speaker 4: Much is his?
Speaker 2: She wanted to know how much my rent is because
Speaker 2: she needs new lugs. To me, look at what's end
Speaker 2: up at my rent? Just her luggage broke. Let's stay
Speaker 2: on course here where we start. Her luggage broke.
Speaker 3: Now you're looking at my head.
Speaker 4: She wants to know how much my rent is.
Speaker 3: This world we live in is would do the worst
Speaker 3: job you.
Speaker 1: Asked anybody for money, like especially men, like there's men
Speaker 1: I was dating that I would never ask for five
Speaker 1: hundred because I know you don't have five hundred, but
Speaker 1: there's men. I know that five hundred ain't ship to them.
Speaker 1: So y'all asking for five hundred because five hundred is
Speaker 1: a shit to you. I take that into account. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be dating somebody who is a professional
Speaker 1: athlete and then dating somebody who it works for Amazon
Speaker 1: and expecting them to buy me the same shit.
Speaker 2: And yeah, because once you start dating a dude that's
Speaker 2: an athlete, you'll never date a dude work at Amazon.
Speaker 1: I don't think that.
Speaker 4: Again, that's where that's what we see. What you mean,
Speaker 4: you don't think it's true.
Speaker 3: We see it. As soon as a girl start.
Speaker 2: Dating a pro bowler, you think he's dating the supervisor
Speaker 2: at Amazon.
Speaker 4: Not Amazon makes some.
Speaker 3: Money though, do he do?
Speaker 2: I know what that nigga, just what They just cast
Speaker 2: him out, the pro bowler.
Speaker 4: It just gave him.
Speaker 3: Five point fifty year. But that's where women are wrong
Speaker 3: because they'll think just because he's an athlete, he got bread,
Speaker 3: not knowing there's like a league minimum and he's on
Speaker 3: the practice squad and the Amazon manager.
Speaker 1: You know, women who date professional athletes, you don't think
Speaker 1: that they look that up.
Speaker 3: Oh of course, But there are the ones that are
Speaker 3: just entering into this lifestyle that just think athlete. You're
Speaker 3: talking about the professional whoes that know they know the
Speaker 3: commissioner pro athletes.
Speaker 1: But if I'm going today a pro athlete, I'm going
Speaker 1: to look up his contract and I know whether he's
Speaker 1: red shirted or not. Like I feel like that's.
Speaker 2: What you said, Richard, red shirt red shirt? Think you
Speaker 2: said Richard about said Richard?
Speaker 3: Who? So Demara is suggesting that she would date a
Speaker 3: college man shirt. I don't know what usually a college freshman,
Speaker 3: eighteen year old, ge league whatever.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't ate nobody in.
Speaker 1: I don't know, noting that everyone is like seventeen years old.
Speaker 4: Bronnie could spank them.
Speaker 3: Brownie is not the regular league.
Speaker 1: But I told you I wouldn't fuck lebron and you
Speaker 1: told me I was lying. You're telling me Brownie Brownie.
Speaker 1: I called that boy Brownie.
Speaker 4: Brownie is crazy.
Speaker 3: She already got a cute nickname for him, Brownie.
Speaker 4: You want to make him Brownie is already Look yo.
Speaker 1: I cannot, but yeah, sorry. The woman with the luggage,
Speaker 1: her luggage was sucked up. That's bad. Ladies don't go
Speaker 1: over to a may house, and are you asking me this?
Speaker 2: And we never this is our first time hanging out,
Speaker 2: like we never had sex, we never see each other,
Speaker 2: we never.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's crazy, all right. So now we get
Speaker 1: into So her first time seeing you, she came with
Speaker 1: the fuck up luggage. Yes, oh did you fuck?
Speaker 3: Still? No? Wait, hold on, nah.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 1: You didn't fuck that girl because her luggage was sucked up?
Speaker 4: No, not because of that. It wasn't even a sexual thing.
Speaker 2: Really, it was like, yo, I come to the city,
Speaker 2: come to New York. So it wasn't like no sexual
Speaker 2: talk or nothing like that.
Speaker 1: But if her luggage would have been nice, you would
Speaker 1: have fuck her.
Speaker 3: Though it wasn't. It wasn't the luggage. Yes, yes, no,
Speaker 3: honestly it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the luggage because, like I said, even before
Speaker 2: she came out to see me, it wasn't like we
Speaker 2: didn't have No, it wasn't no sexual conversations.
Speaker 3: But the luggage bothered you so much that there was
Speaker 3: clearly something in your subconscious that wanted to fuck her
Speaker 3: because that stopped you from She.
Speaker 4: Was attractive, but then when I saw her luggage, I'm
Speaker 4: just like.
Speaker 3: A was the trip to Because now like, no, let's
Speaker 3: say you really wanted to beat and that stopped you
Speaker 3: from beating. Now she's just at your crib.
Speaker 4: No, it was only it was four days.
Speaker 2: I mean my hell, nah, that was a quick flight
Speaker 2: maybe two hours.
Speaker 3: Bring you bring the shitty luggage on the two hour flight?
Speaker 4: No, you can't just coming from l A that luggage.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't have that luggae should be the luggage that
Speaker 2: you're keeping storage when you got ship in there, miss,
Speaker 2: that's the miscellaneous ship that you got in your crib
Speaker 2: and just all that ship in the bag and put
Speaker 2: that in storage. I'm like, yo, you flew out with
Speaker 2: that storage luggage.
Speaker 3: What if she came with the gap bag. I'm not
Speaker 3: mad the gap Well, I wonder what the guy then
Speaker 3: I'd wonder like, did you bring clothes you're staying here
Speaker 3: for a few days? Coming with just that back? Oh
Speaker 3: you made like aat did take me there?
Speaker 4: I'm taking you shit?
Speaker 3: Look at yo, this I'm telling and this is the
Speaker 3: real mentality that women at well.
Speaker 1: Stuff just a pist mood.
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, I know you are. I know
Speaker 2: you're saying that the pistimel, but you know that women
Speaker 2: really think like that.
Speaker 3: I'm not inflating a single number here. One who I
Speaker 3: was sort of fucking like a couple of times asked
Speaker 3: me for money for her light bull. I said, all right,
Speaker 3: it's light boot. How much is it? She said three
Speaker 3: thousand dollars? So but you live in the super Dome.
Speaker 3: Yea three thousand? Are you lighting met life?
Speaker 4: What is the fuck Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 3: But to me, I would have respect. I mean, I
Speaker 3: was never never going to give her three thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: but I would have respected if she just flat out
Speaker 3: and asked me for three k. Like now you're trying
Speaker 3: to manipulate like I'm like dumb. Like if you would
Speaker 3: have said mortgage your rent, three K, would have been like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I see where you're coming from. A light bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she was behind.
Speaker 4: Well guess what you ain't gonna be.
Speaker 3: There's no way you're getting a three k in debt
Speaker 3: and your lights are still on.
Speaker 1: Nah, that happens. That happens, especially if you got a kid.
Speaker 1: If you got a kid, they keep them all longer.
Speaker 3: Conn Edison does not playing that shit. PSC and jail
Speaker 3: the lights off if you owe two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Like I said, especially if there's a kid in the house.
Speaker 1: They won't turn it off. Three hundred dollars every fucking month.
Speaker 1: That shit makes me want to kill myself.
Speaker 3: How are you registered.
Speaker 2: Carying that flat iron off? Every time you leave the house.
Speaker 2: You gotta plug then unplug it.
Speaker 1: When have you ever seen my hair?
Speaker 3: Flat? Talking? I don't know to be talking.
Speaker 1: It's gas, you know, gas and ship like that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: but y'all know more cheap, it's low key.
Speaker 4: I'm not cheap. I'm not cheap. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: You're cheap how much money you make?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not what you mean. I'm cheap. When it
Speaker 4: comes to when.
Speaker 1: It comes to spending money on women, men in your
Speaker 1: of your stature would be spending way more money. You
Speaker 1: don't spend money on bitches unless they your bitch. You
Speaker 1: don't just spend much job.
Speaker 2: So you mean like common sense, Like, oh, I got
Speaker 2: common sens is what you're saying? All right, Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: take that unless it's your Yeah, if it's mind, she
Speaker 2: get whatever she wants.
Speaker 3: But if it's just a fun moment, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You think I'm catching out on the girl that's gonna
Speaker 2: leave me and then go be with somebody if that's
Speaker 2: a rental car.
Speaker 4: How much you're paying for a rental car?
Speaker 3: Right or wrong?
Speaker 4: Still it with gas and return it. Here's a little
Speaker 4: money for you. What I'm saying, got food, you know whatever.
Speaker 4: I had to get out of there. Go ahead, fun
Speaker 4: with the next nigga.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I think she might have a point because we went
Speaker 3: to we went to the club in London. You was
Speaker 3: gonna pay for everybody's ship, bottles all that, And I
Speaker 3: was like, damn, I've never seen more in this form before.
Speaker 3: This is kind of ill to watch him move this
Speaker 3: way and then like you conveniently forgot your card and
Speaker 3: I had to pay. I was like, mare got me,
Speaker 3: goddamn it.
Speaker 4: It was gonna be on the same card now.
Speaker 3: But you you were talking to talk like you were
Speaker 3: paying for everything when we were in that car. Yeah, media, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: because if that, if that was the case, you would
Speaker 3: have told me. You would have told them. Girls were
Speaker 3: like yo, me and Rory got you no, no, no. But
Speaker 3: when you were talking, I was like, oh, he got it.
Speaker 2: He trying to make content when we was in London.
Speaker 2: He trying to make content, like when we was dead.
Speaker 2: One time we went out, I definitely paid for when
Speaker 2: we went, when we went to dinner, I paid for all.
Speaker 3: Of us when we went to Soulous, all that that
Speaker 3: was on us.
Speaker 2: No, no, you left, you went back to the room.
Speaker 2: I picked up the tag, Yeah on our card. No
Speaker 2: that was my Oh all right, but seeks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: That was a job like you.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like everybody say, y'all got it, like it's
Speaker 2: it's dinner, alright, cool, no problem. But I'm not going
Speaker 2: to chanel and and just cashing. I don't know, chick,
Speaker 2: I just met you, bugging the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, you wan't even buy a bitch nugget?
Speaker 3: Okay, but nah is it?
Speaker 4: That ain't my bitch?
Speaker 3: Is it? Kind of the cousin of dirty macking though,
Speaker 3: that if you and your man have a joint carding
Speaker 3: company together and one is flexing about, yo, we got it.
Speaker 3: I got you, like I'll pay for everything. You're supposed
Speaker 3: to also say your man, if you're on the joint account, right,
Speaker 3: that's like kind of dirty.
Speaker 1: You supposed to say like we got you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're talking all this and I can't even get
Speaker 3: like the flex points with you. But it's not like
Speaker 3: the low value women that are attracted by that type
Speaker 3: of thing.
Speaker 4: But it's not a flex. See, I'm not My mind
Speaker 4: is not even going.
Speaker 2: If me and you out at the club out of
Speaker 2: town and we got some people with us, I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to flex on nobody. Me and together, like we
Speaker 2: just want to go to the club. Cool, that's not
Speaker 2: to me. That's not a flex.
Speaker 1: Like Roy when to get something, he was like, nah, bro,
Speaker 1: whatever you want, Like, it's not me the whole time.
Speaker 3: I can see the credit that's our company name.
Speaker 4: I see he making content. I never did that. I
Speaker 4: never did that.
Speaker 3: Peach.
Speaker 4: I never did that, Peach. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Let me look, they trying to paint me.
Speaker 3: I never did that in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the night you found a nitrous can on
Speaker 2: the floor and started huffing. Fucking are you serious? He
Speaker 2: didn't huff it.
Speaker 4: He was drinking.
Speaker 2: He found a nitrous can outside the bar and took
Speaker 2: a picture and they sent to the chat and we
Speaker 2: started we started joking like, yo, you're doing nitrous. Come
Speaker 2: to London and huffed nitrous Like all right, that's.
Speaker 1: What That's one drug I've never done.
Speaker 4: I've never done that, Like the whippets and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never done that.
Speaker 3: Don't What is that? I don't even know how you
Speaker 3: get into that.
Speaker 1: Poppers make your asshole loose? Right?
Speaker 4: What the.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Take it away? This is your second right, take it away?
Speaker 3: What are poppers? Pop?
Speaker 1: I've heard of the drug poppers, right, I think the
Speaker 1: gays use it and it like loosens the anus muscles.
Speaker 3: Right peach peach, Yeah, that's just Indian food.
Speaker 2: I don't think peach is gay, So I don't think
Speaker 2: that's just like expertise, right right?
Speaker 4: Piece, Like what is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Poppers are recreational drug belonging to the nitrate family
Speaker 1: of chemical compounds with fumes are in hell. They act
Speaker 1: as a potent vacillitators, producing maluphoria, warmth, and dizziness. Most
Speaker 1: effects have a rapid onset and are short acting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what does it say something about making your
Speaker 4: ass loose?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: I don't see loose ass anywhere?
Speaker 1: Oh. I think we would have had to read deeper
Speaker 1: in an article. But that's what I heard that they do.
Speaker 1: It's facts, pizza facts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So is that like how the gays know that
Speaker 3: they're catching a vibe? Like if they pull out the
Speaker 3: poppers and they're with it's like, oh, all right, that's
Speaker 3: like saying, yo, you're trying to come home.
Speaker 2: Okay, look I like this question. Go up to see
Speaker 2: somebody asks what are poppers? They start with everybody knows
Speaker 2: what poppers are? No, I don't know what poppers are.
Speaker 4: But then they say, right question, Well no.
Speaker 1: Maul all intrigued. But yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: get us off topic. This whole episode has us.
Speaker 3: We haven't let that the list your birthday.
Speaker 1: It's my birthday. We're kicking it and birthday this week. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get toe up. I'm not. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a couple of little drinks.
Speaker 4: But woman has ever had a couple little drinks.
Speaker 2: That's not even a real thing for women on about
Speaker 2: a birthday now, a couple little Well.
Speaker 1: I'm my actual birthday. I'm just going to El Molino
Speaker 1: with Alex like it's gonna be very calm, Like that's
Speaker 1: what I'm doing on my actual birthday.
Speaker 4: We're chilling and then in Houston.
Speaker 1: But I land in Houston, I'm going to try to
Speaker 1: find a horse to ride, an actual horse, an actual horse.
Speaker 3: Right now, A right, because that's a version of checking.
Speaker 4: That's that's how baby check is. Where's the clyves Dale's.
Speaker 1: Holy I'm gonna try to find an actual horse to
Speaker 1: ride in Houston, and then I'm gonna lay by the
Speaker 1: pool until I have dinner later on that night.
Speaker 4: So okay, so horse riding, sun Tan, dinner.
Speaker 1: And then the clerb and at the clurb. I want
Speaker 1: to survive, bro, I'm wearing seven inch heels. I want
Speaker 1: to make it.
Speaker 4: Until seven inch heels. How short is the dress?
Speaker 1: I'm actually wearing micro shorts. I'm wearing shorts that look
Speaker 1: like underwear. However, I will have stockings underneath because I
Speaker 1: am a lady.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course you are.
Speaker 1: My back gonna be out though, ba gonna be out,
Speaker 1: booty gonna be out. But I'm gonna have stockings seven
Speaker 1: inch heels. Yeah, so you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Get that clause there. You're gonna find it. That's like, hey,
Speaker 2: you're walking in there with hay in your hand for
Speaker 2: the horses.
Speaker 3: With a weed from them to seven in? What you keep?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry? From an Indian girl a child slave?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that better?
Speaker 1: Or I couldn't be wearing my real hair like some
Speaker 1: poor little Why are you acting like I'm some ball
Speaker 1: head bitch like I got aired?
Speaker 4: Get it to your back now, baby, because he came
Speaker 4: for you. He came for you with the game say clocket?
Speaker 4: Is that what they say?
Speaker 1: Right? Wait, okay, we have to get to some of
Speaker 1: the things on this lit.
Speaker 3: No we don't. Can you send us a selfie of
Speaker 3: your birthday makeup?
Speaker 1: Of course, you've never seen me with ugly birthday makeup?
Speaker 1: Though ever you've been with me on my birthday. You
Speaker 1: took me to That's the last time I was at
Speaker 1: a club, by the way, is when you guys took me.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Sean.
Speaker 3: We went because you had us as supervision. That would
Speaker 3: never allow you to do real birthday makeup.
Speaker 1: I don't do ugly birthday makeup.
Speaker 2: Get your shit off, baby, I don't let him know.
Speaker 2: You don't go to the mall to get your makeup done. No,
Speaker 2: let me do that.
Speaker 3: I know they used to.
Speaker 1: I've done it before when I was younger. Go to
Speaker 1: the mac lady to do your makeup. They probably nice
Speaker 1: now back then they made you look like a powdered donut.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they've gotten better. Yeah, it's hard to see
Speaker 2: a girl with bad makeup.
Speaker 3: Now I don't even really trust, like, you know, how
Speaker 3: they made prom? Now it is like a whole, like
Speaker 3: a real fucking thing. But when I was going to
Speaker 3: every girl had the worst makeup on earth for their prom.
Speaker 3: And anytime a girl shows me her prom photo, I
Speaker 3: can trust sir when it's the worst makeup I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: You're of age? Yeah, uh, we make up every time
Speaker 3: with the prom. Do we get into this morning routine? Shit?
Speaker 3: We went on a whole fucking tangent. Ashton Hall is
Speaker 3: his name? Should we break down his morning routine? First?
Speaker 3: First of all, three fifty two am if you want
Speaker 3: to get up early? Cool? What a specific number? Because
Speaker 3: if he woke up at three point fifty, that means
Speaker 3: he walked around his house for two minutes with tape
Speaker 3: over his mouth.
Speaker 1: Well, he had to set up the camera, all right,
Speaker 1: So what is this?
Speaker 3: So you set up the camera with tape over his mouth?
Speaker 1: Well that's mouth okay. Well, first of all, you guys
Speaker 1: don't even know. That's called mouth taping. And mouth taping
Speaker 1: helps you because it keeps you from breathing out of
Speaker 1: your mouth while you're sleep. You're forced to breathing through
Speaker 1: your nose, so one, it helps people who snore, and
Speaker 1: it also helps keep your jaw line tight because breathing
Speaker 1: out of your mouth is not the best for your
Speaker 1: facal structure. Why is edit naked eye.
Speaker 3: Can get adding off for it off.
Speaker 4: It's just a hostage, that's what he's a fucking.
Speaker 3: The cartel has him. Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's like gaffer tape that he that's
Speaker 2: gorilla green take. Yeah, that's like electric. His dad is
Speaker 2: a super so you know that's an electric take.
Speaker 3: That's what yo Eddin is a fool man, all right,
Speaker 3: So three fifty two am.
Speaker 1: Okay, he takes I guess he takes his the mouth
Speaker 1: tape off, I would say, SMR. So I'm one of
Speaker 1: the people who like watching men do things like.
Speaker 4: You don't like watching men do this.
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 1: I like watching well mainly clean. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see you like naked. You can put his shirt on,
Speaker 1: but like I like women clean and content.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's fine. Do you think he's a lot about
Speaker 3: the times of rushing his teeth and was way shorter
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: We all lie about what time we get up in them.
Speaker 3: Because I don't, of course, but I don't think he
Speaker 3: brush his teeth for two minutes. I was I was
Speaker 3: really clocking everything on this entire routine. That was my
Speaker 3: biggest issue. And going outside of four oh one, who
Speaker 3: is taking notes? Do you have an assistant?
Speaker 1: Well, when you record, it's on the camera.
Speaker 2: But wait, this is his morning routine. Yeah, he captain,
Speaker 2: He's not getting up at three fifty two doing all this. Now,
Speaker 2: what content dog get is for content?
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, some people go to work at
Speaker 1: eight am, and the best time to get all of
Speaker 1: this shit done is before you go to work, because
Speaker 1: I get up to go to the gym when me
Speaker 1: and Alex are on our ship, me and Alex get
Speaker 1: up at five o'clock in the morning to go to
Speaker 1: the gym.
Speaker 4: So you don't have to be nowhere at eight am, demors.
Speaker 1: No, But I have to be somewhere by eleven am.
Speaker 1: So that's why I get up at five am, go
Speaker 1: to the gym, do all my stuff. I gotta do
Speaker 1: a full face and makeup of stuff to come to work,
Speaker 1: So it takes me.
Speaker 4: You get up at five am to be somewhere at
Speaker 4: eleven am, we go.
Speaker 1: To the gym and get I journal in the morning,
Speaker 1: like sometimes I stretch.
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy. Yeah, I wish I would get
Speaker 2: up at five and I gotta be somewhere at eleven. This,
Speaker 2: this reminded me for six hours of fuck, gotta be somewhere.
Speaker 2: That's like going to the airport your flighters at four
Speaker 2: and you get there at eleven am.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Why are you here?
Speaker 1: You terrorist?
Speaker 3: If you're if you're flying with my mother. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: how it goes.
Speaker 4: That is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: But that's that's morning routine. We just talked about Mourner routine.
Speaker 1: That's Mourner routine.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: I want to work out for an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I want to take a shower, I want to make
Speaker 1: myself breakfast, I want a journal, like all of that
Speaker 1: stuff takes time.
Speaker 3: Sh This reminded me when Mark Wahlberg's morning routine when
Speaker 3: like viral a few years ago. War though the same,
Speaker 3: but two thirty am, I'm waking up. Two forty five
Speaker 3: prayer time, three fifteen breakfast. Do you know the type
Speaker 3: of psychopath you have to be to be able to
Speaker 3: silently pray for thirty minutes? Maybe he's Muslim, No, he's
Speaker 3: Irish Catholic. There's not enough. Hell, Mary's in our book
Speaker 3: that you could ever the guy that yelled racial epists
Speaker 3: who was praying for thirty minutes, you know, forget ask forgiveness?
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, he had a while week.
Speaker 1: So why why did this Ashton thing go viral?
Speaker 4: Because people are just bored and anything goes viral.
Speaker 1: He's someone I never saw this, so I don't know
Speaker 1: is he just a content creator or does he have
Speaker 1: a job and he started creating CONTs like you know,
Speaker 1: like is he this is.
Speaker 3: Like a genre because it's not just him. There's a
Speaker 3: couple other people that are doing this. And what's so
Speaker 3: funny is I had that question with all of them.
Speaker 3: You can never figure out what they do during this
Speaker 3: routine because they go to like their job and it's
Speaker 3: a quick clip like yeah, let's close that million dollar deal.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this guy's a scammer. That's how he
Speaker 3: has that ferrari Like these two. I don't want to
Speaker 3: put it on his jacket, but they all feel like
Speaker 3: scammers to me. Let's continue on it for a one
Speaker 3: yea Okay, first of all, doing push ups because I
Speaker 3: think he goes to the gym eventually doing push ups
Speaker 3: before you go to the gym. It's the weirdest thing
Speaker 3: in the world to me your balcony and then take
Speaker 3: your fucking noseguard off. No, that's a that's a breathe
Speaker 3: right strip right. Yeah, So maybe he has like sinus issues.
Speaker 3: I don't know, he has breathing issues.
Speaker 4: We don't know.
Speaker 2: He had a mouth, he had mouth tape on from yeah,
Speaker 2: and then he had his breathe right band on his nose,
Speaker 2: so he's congested.
Speaker 3: Okay, his traps are the size of my femur. I
Speaker 3: don't think he has breathing problems. Looks like it looks
Speaker 3: pretty healthy to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ash.
Speaker 3: Put a shirt on journaling shirtlesses. Yeah, the shirt off,
Speaker 3: the entire shirtless. And when we go back to the
Speaker 3: time of how much he spent journaling, So then just
Speaker 3: go on his phone and watch YouTube.
Speaker 1: Eight minutes, Yeah, eight minutes journaling.
Speaker 3: Church. That's a new als challenge. And I've noticed none
Speaker 3: of these guys wear socks.
Speaker 1: Did he put out a van cleef to go work out? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hmm, okay, boss. For a second, if I ever
Speaker 3: was waiting for an elevator at six o'clock in the
Speaker 3: morning and there's someone setting up a fucking tripod to
Speaker 3: get the doors to open and close. I'm moving out
Speaker 3: of that fucking building, or I'm knocking your camera out
Speaker 3: the fucking way. Imagine waiting in the hallway.
Speaker 4: For this point. That's the only thing with this. It's
Speaker 4: like if you got to set up the cameras like nahay, yeah, this.
Speaker 1: Takes a while. That's so. That's the thing about day
Speaker 1: in the life of it. That's why I don't do
Speaker 1: them as often. They take a very long time.
Speaker 3: That's why this is all cap. He probably did this
Speaker 3: at two o'clock in the afternoon. There's no way you
Speaker 3: can set up there's two minutes in between each action.
Speaker 3: You had to set the camera up every single time.
Speaker 2: No, he's putting too much on the time. He's obviously
Speaker 2: lying about the time, and I think I see that
Speaker 2: that might be part of the whole thing. Yeah, the time,
Speaker 2: he's just he's lying, which is cool. I guess it's funny.
Speaker 3: Dead Spriend death Friend that he sprinted for all four
Speaker 3: of those gamera angles.
Speaker 1: No way he about to get in the pool too, Okay.
Speaker 3: The funniest, the funniest meme over the weekend of this
Speaker 3: was he floated for four minutes because there was time
Speaker 3: between him diving and him going in the pool. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was in the air for four minutes.
Speaker 4: His traps. He's in shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so he did push ups. He went to
Speaker 1: the gym, and he wants to be doing seventy five hard.
Speaker 1: You need to work out outside and a workout inside.
Speaker 1: There seventy five hard.
Speaker 3: What's seventy five hord, that's like popps me. No, is
Speaker 3: that like a workout?
Speaker 1: Hey, yo, it's it's like a lifestyle challenge. So you
Speaker 1: take seventy five days, you do little to no drinking,
Speaker 1: and every single day, every single day, you work out twice,
Speaker 1: one outside and one inside for forty five minutes. You
Speaker 1: do ten pages of reading or journaling. Like you know,
Speaker 1: that's seventy five hard. I was thinking about doing that.
Speaker 1: I was not asking all to do it with me
Speaker 1: and starting next month.
Speaker 4: You guys, I'm getting older. Seventy five hard when I
Speaker 4: was growing over with something else?
Speaker 3: Like what that was really funny because I don't even
Speaker 3: put this.
Speaker 4: Seventy five hard. I'm just saying. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: how much you want that?
Speaker 3: So much work?
Speaker 4: You want?
Speaker 3: All? Right?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: You want to you want to crack cooked up seventy
Speaker 2: five grams cooked all right?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 3: Oh would you guys do this this type of content?
Speaker 3: If you did seventy five hard, I would.
Speaker 1: But I do content anywhere, so mall wouldn't if.
Speaker 3: You if you did something like this, I would put
Speaker 3: it behind a paywall, and you have my money.
Speaker 4: Doing it.
Speaker 3: If you and Jamaris did this, I would pay. I
Speaker 3: couldn't never, I couldn't pay your three thousand dollars light
Speaker 3: build to see you guys do that ship my vlog.
Speaker 1: I do stuff like this in my vlog though you
Speaker 1: don't watch my blogs, and I do literally do that.
Speaker 4: You ain't never jumping a pool on your vlog.
Speaker 1: No, I did not jump in a pool for four minutes.
Speaker 4: In the air. You never did that.
Speaker 3: You have never silently journaled in your have just dead
Speaker 3: quiet journaling? Yeah, no voiceover? No? Yeah, I have which episode?
Speaker 3: Which episode? Maybe I'm behind at least two or you
Speaker 3: don't watch them. I watched the full Vegas one.
Speaker 1: Because you were in it, you fucking narcissists.
Speaker 3: No, because I want to make sure to do anything
Speaker 3: dumb opposite of narcissist. What awful thing did I do
Speaker 3: in this gay?
Speaker 1: You guys didn't do anything other than called Burnet's sauce
Speaker 1: bernice sauce, but because that's how you pronounced it anyway.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this, I mean, I don't know there's a
Speaker 1: there's a market for it. They get brand deals doing
Speaker 1: stuff like this. I'm sure some liquor brand or water brand.
Speaker 1: Definitely a water brand. It's going to give him their
Speaker 1: water so that he can pour in all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: I get doing it. I get the appel people watch it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, imagine this Sarahtoga staff going into work this morning,
Speaker 3: just being offline, didn't even check their phones and seeing
Speaker 3: the spike in sales, Like, how the fuck did this happens? Now?
Speaker 3: This guy dumb? Oh that's why you laughed when I
Speaker 3: walked in.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you got Saratoga when you walked in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I've been drinking all the time only glass bottles.
Speaker 2: Is Mountain Valley or Saratoga that I But I walked
Speaker 2: in today and Josh laughed, and I was like the fuck,
Speaker 2: it's so funny. Like but now I get it, Like,
Speaker 2: oh so now everybody's drinking Saratoga because of this viral video.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's continue on with He had to have got
Speaker 3: paid by them. This whole video is pretty much an ad.
Speaker 3: Next apartment, setting up a tripod in your shower is nuts?
Speaker 1: Outside? Was that a banana pill he just put on
Speaker 1: his space? Oh he's oh yeah, he's he's rage baiting
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 4: No, but that's that's actually the inside of banana pill
Speaker 4: is actually great for your skin.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 4: Have you done it? I've done?
Speaker 1: Is that why you order one hundred bananas a fucking week?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I eat a lot of bananas because I make smoothies
Speaker 2: every morning. But yeah, the inside of banana pil is
Speaker 2: definitely great for your skins.
Speaker 1: Okay, check him out.
Speaker 3: Thought it was for banana bread. But listen, I do
Speaker 3: the uh ice water ship, So great for the banana,
Speaker 3: great for your poors. Yeah, all right, continue so looking
Speaker 3: at it. Ten thousand scammers, that's what he The only
Speaker 3: thing he was doing for work that day was yeah,
Speaker 3: let's do it at least ten thousand. You not even
Speaker 3: talk to nobody. That was like when Rick Ross used
Speaker 3: to make music videos with the Skits, and he'd be
Speaker 3: talking to people on the phone and you could see
Speaker 3: all the apps. Yeah, like you're not on the phone.
Speaker 4: Bro, Wait, so what is he?
Speaker 3: This is this what he does for a living? He's
Speaker 3: a consecret with Ashton hall Is.
Speaker 1: I have no idea who this man is.
Speaker 4: So just this video went viral. We've never seen or
Speaker 4: heard about this guy before this. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, also putting on that fit to do that one
Speaker 3: call and then changing back into some regular homeshits to
Speaker 3: cook eggs.
Speaker 4: He's not cooking eggs. That's a girl cooking eggs.
Speaker 3: Oh wasn't see. I didn't pay attention.
Speaker 1: He's a fitness influencer, so I guess that's his job.
Speaker 4: Are you smoking?
Speaker 3: Shit? Man? So looking at it, Bro, got to go
Speaker 3: ahead and get it at least ten thousands. Oh got
Speaker 3: his queen doing that. I'm bad. I respect it, please do.
Speaker 1: I didn't even like the way he said thank you,
Speaker 1: he said. I don't like the way he said thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been up since three fifty you finally get
Speaker 4: up and made some fucking turkey, bacon and eggs.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: You did something I'd of had a whole full day already.
Speaker 3: Josh cookies. Go the other guy. We have to go
Speaker 3: do the whole thing. This guy is a fucking serial killer.
Speaker 3: This American cycle right here. Imagine damaras go home with
Speaker 3: him in Houston and he wake up like that. First
Speaker 3: of all, let's start by saying he woke up before
Speaker 3: the alarm went off. She just brows before the alarm went.
Speaker 4: Off, and sleeping like that is crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait did she bow to him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: See that's what's wrong, y'all. Don't bow to y'all man
Speaker 4: no more.
Speaker 3: That's a fact. See. Oh he mix it up with spinach, okay,
Speaker 3: and doing that in your bed is crazy. I do
Speaker 3: respect that they have all have white women doing this
Speaker 3: ship for them, though.
Speaker 4: How you know that's a white woman?
Speaker 1: That arm is white, but the other one because he's African. Please,
Speaker 1: I'm not respected. I know when y'all not respected. Not
Speaker 1: the tire something wrong. Can't come near me. That shit dirt,
Speaker 1: that's a trash fit.
Speaker 3: Don't do carsthing like thats.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 3: This is very funny. He didn't think that, Okay. For
Speaker 3: our audio listeners, what's his name.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what his name was, Marvin Vincit.
Speaker 4: The coffee creators are having fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I want to make one now.
Speaker 3: There was some funny ones of like weed heeads morning routines.
Speaker 3: The internet did what they were supposed to do this weekend.
Speaker 3: I saw the craziest morning routines ever.
Speaker 1: But Rory, if I make one, will you be like
Speaker 1: my like sleeve like they have? I think that could
Speaker 1: be good content.
Speaker 3: No, yeo, me throwing you your blazer would be you
Speaker 3: want me to sing Queen to Bee as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well Marvin Achi was his name. Sorry for our audio
Speaker 1: listeners who couldn't hear what we were watching.
Speaker 3: Who's the guy that I remember? Drake redid one of
Speaker 3: his skits? He was the original? Like, that's not the same.
Speaker 1: That was the Target guy?
Speaker 3: The target guy? Oh okay, Like do we owe him
Speaker 3: some royalties? Like he started a genre?
Speaker 4: But yeah, he was cleaning.
Speaker 1: That was because we played Yeah, no, that was I
Speaker 1: think we used about Carlo's Harris we were watching. I
Speaker 1: was cleaning. But the target dude just went to like
Speaker 1: target and y'all were making fun of him for setting
Speaker 1: up his tripod to watch him walk into Target on
Speaker 1: he had to walk out and come get the truck.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: Filming content is very, very embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be easier to just have a camera person
Speaker 4: with you?
Speaker 3: Who paying for that?
Speaker 1: Who's paying for that.
Speaker 3: I mean, wouldn't it be let me say, if you're
Speaker 3: one of the bigger.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. But that's that's an expense.
Speaker 3: But and also it's you can tell that he doesn't
Speaker 3: have something with them because that camera's not moving at all.
Speaker 3: That's stationary.
Speaker 2: Still, we have somebody with you that has a little
Speaker 2: tripod and they keep setting it up, like me setting
Speaker 2: it up walking and then coming back to pick it up.
Speaker 4: We're not doing it.
Speaker 3: If I see a tripod in the parking lot of
Speaker 3: Target and he walking in, I am driving through that tripod.
Speaker 1: So you're a hater.
Speaker 3: No, you're inconvenicing everyone else's day.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you could go around. He's not setting it
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the parking lot.
Speaker 3: That guy did, Yes, he did. I've seen it and
Speaker 3: it was definitely through a Target.
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen Target interests, and it was like
Speaker 2: that camera's in the middle of the it's.
Speaker 3: Very it is very checked out. One.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate I hate doing it. It's
Speaker 1: one of my biggest struggles with creating content. Is I
Speaker 1: like being a I like being president in the moment,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to feel make everybody else feel
Speaker 1: uncomfortable when I'm recording. But then I look and I
Speaker 1: see content creators like the real ones reporting on how
Speaker 1: much they make, and they making million dollars a year,
Speaker 1: and I'm over here like fuck being embarrassed. Like girl,
Speaker 1: put that fucking camera out.
Speaker 4: There's no such thing as embarrassment no more.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: People have no shame, People have no pride. All of
Speaker 4: that is the thing.
Speaker 3: You have shame.
Speaker 4: You still have shame. People look at you like that
Speaker 4: when you feel like there's no shame no more, people
Speaker 4: not are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I still have shame. I have shame about a lot
Speaker 1: of things.
Speaker 3: I have too much shame.
Speaker 4: So lose some of that shame game, some gain some
Speaker 4: of that fame.
Speaker 3: Damn what I'm saying, today's athletics.
Speaker 4: You're gonna what you're gonna do, trading that shame for
Speaker 4: that fame. That's the problem.
Speaker 3: Really show your asshole. Once you show the asshole, baby,
Speaker 3: do you know? Once you do that, but you out
Speaker 3: of here. Pre popper or post post, I'm cool.
Speaker 4: You want to have proper influence popper show which one work,
Speaker 4: That's how you gotta do it.
Speaker 3: I'm cool with the voiceover absolutely all right, well what else.
Speaker 1: Is that our listen? You know, were just talking fucking
Speaker 1: y'all's free reign today. It's your birth birthday. Turn up
Speaker 1: if you right now, if you listen and take a
Speaker 1: motherfucking shot. I don't care if you at work, say
Speaker 1: you go into the bathroom, go across the street to
Speaker 1: the bar and take a shot of fucking down Julio
Speaker 1: for me, and.
Speaker 2: Then we're not for being drunk at the job called
Speaker 2: the marriage and she'll make sure she's taking care of
Speaker 2: you for the next.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you we can have staying at host You guys
Speaker 1: could come in and take a little bit of you know,
Speaker 1: be me for a day or two.
Speaker 4: Now they can't. I was like, no, they can't.
Speaker 3: I feel for them for getting fired.
Speaker 4: My business now won't be here.
Speaker 3: We need more mothers like who's my guy, Jayden Daniels.
Speaker 3: We need more mothers like like his.
Speaker 2: I saw that at the they were at the game,
Speaker 2: so juju Juju Superstar future w NBA player plays for
Speaker 2: the USC she was at.
Speaker 4: Was it the men's game she was at? Was the
Speaker 4: woman's tournament? Was a woman's tournament?
Speaker 2: She was at the game, and her and Jayden Jade
Speaker 2: and Daniels right, her and Jayden and Daniels quarterback for
Speaker 2: the Washington Commanders. Uh, we're seeing on camps sitting next
Speaker 2: to each other. Obviously, he's one of the hottish young
Speaker 2: players in the league. She's one of the hottish young
Speaker 2: women's players in college basketball. So you know the camera
Speaker 2: is gonna catch these two people sitting together having a conversation.
Speaker 3: Che'sing though he was cheasing, he was she'sing hard. Like
Speaker 3: they Commanders had a great season. Didn't end the way
Speaker 3: they wanted to, but they had some wild games that
Speaker 3: I didn't even see him cheese that way in the
Speaker 3: fourth quarter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, you know it's I think they
Speaker 2: were laughing because once they noticed they had them on
Speaker 2: the jumbo tron, probably in the in the arena, and
Speaker 2: they probably was like, oh man, Like they seem like
Speaker 2: they both know, like this is about to go viral.
Speaker 2: Like they start looking at their phones.
Speaker 4: Like everybody's probably like, yo, y'all are on TV right now.
Speaker 3: I think Juju got that risk.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 3: I mean, he was giggling him out of his druwers.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 2: But then then Mom showed up in the next shot
Speaker 2: and was sitting in between them, and she seems to
Speaker 2: be pointing to the camp like the jumbo tron, saying,
Speaker 2: you know, like the camera's right there, they can see y'all, Oh,
Speaker 2: he probably got a girl, or if he if he
Speaker 2: doesn't have a girl, you know, maybe they're just like
Speaker 2: the mom was like, we don't even want this to
Speaker 2: turn into something, yeah, which is what it obviously. You know,
Speaker 2: I think Mom sitting there made it a bigger story.
Speaker 2: And if they were just sitting there together, because she
Speaker 2: was actually pointing directly at the camera, like the camera
Speaker 2: could see y'all, y'all sitting here. Y'all know what they're
Speaker 2: gonna turn this into, because they could really just be
Speaker 2: cool friends, Like it ain't even nothing like that. But
Speaker 2: you know what the camera catching Juju and Jayden Dames,
Speaker 2: you know what social media is gonna turn it into,
Speaker 2: which is what they're trying to turn it into, obviously.
Speaker 3: But my protective like because we know Jooju because not
Speaker 3: going after anyone's money with this day of guy because
Speaker 3: she likes them. Mom wasn't even playing that. That's a
Speaker 3: that's a protective mom of the finances of that thing. No,
Speaker 3: but I don't think it was no girl could be
Speaker 3: around us. No, no, no, I don't think it was
Speaker 3: that energy.
Speaker 2: I think it was more so like you know, y'all
Speaker 2: know what they're gonna y'all know what they're gonna turn
Speaker 2: it into.
Speaker 3: Like we're not gonna let them do that, like because
Speaker 3: they could really they even be damn because it's people.
Speaker 2: He's obviously sitting in the section with her family because
Speaker 2: somebody behind him has a Juju shirt on, so obviously
Speaker 2: he's sitting in this section with probably her family, you
Speaker 2: know whatever.
Speaker 4: Whatever. They might be damn near like family or close.
Speaker 3: To the family.
Speaker 2: But the mom knows what they're gonna try to turn
Speaker 2: it into with the cameras gonna try to turn it into.
Speaker 3: So did you prefer this relationship reveal or Tiger Woods
Speaker 3: big relationship of revealing parties over over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Well, Tiger kept it. You know, he kept it all
Speaker 2: the way pimping, he kept he kept it. He kept it,
Speaker 2: He kept it with the money.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 3: First of all, I was saying, love is love is
Speaker 3: in the air. It is fucking hilarious to start your caps.
Speaker 3: Love is in the air. Life is better with you
Speaker 3: by my side. We look forward to our journey through
Speaker 3: this life together. At this time, we would appreciate privacy
Speaker 3: for all those close to our hearts. The reason why
Speaker 3: I wasn't even aware y'all were dating. I would have
Speaker 3: kept I would have kept it private because I didn't know.
Speaker 1: It. Somebody knew. I think, is this a marriage proposal?
Speaker 3: Like that?
Speaker 1: I think they got engaged or something. No, looking forward
Speaker 1: to our journey through life together sounds like they just
Speaker 1: got engaged.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, well, if you pimping like Tiger, that
Speaker 2: could just be a weekend. The journey with Tiger could be.
Speaker 2: But he gonn show you the time of your life in.
Speaker 4: Two days though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you hear those voicemails Tiger get crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Tiger, this is Tiger Woods were talking about. So,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the life for him could be
Speaker 2: a week. Change your life in the week.
Speaker 3: Tiger, throughout his entire career has always given us more
Speaker 3: information than we needed. We didn't know about this relationship
Speaker 3: until he told us. He even said on that voicemail
Speaker 3: to the woman he was cheating on his wife with, Hey,
Speaker 3: this is Tiger Woods, Can you please delete all of
Speaker 3: this so my wife doesn't find out who says their
Speaker 3: full name to someone they are fucking Wait, and who's
Speaker 3: the other tiger? You could have just said tiger.
Speaker 2: This is Vanessa's rap sheet, like with her the guy
Speaker 2: she's dated, I know nothing about it, dars. Vanessa dated
Speaker 2: local street gangster Valentine rivera member of the violent King
Speaker 2: Latin Kings. So she went from the Latin Kings to
Speaker 2: White King. Leonardo DiCaprio. Nineteen ninety eight, Vanessa was leaked
Speaker 2: how old was she in nineteen niney eight with an
Speaker 2: American actor Leonardo DiCaprio. From nineteen ninety eight to two
Speaker 2: thousand and one, Vanessa dated Saudi Prince ben Bonder Ben
Speaker 2: Sultan Ale Sud sounds like a lot of money. The
Speaker 2: relationship ended in two thousand and one when Kalid Benbinder
Speaker 2: left the US after his Saudi ambassador father was suspected
Speaker 2: of having indirect ties to individual's link with the Al
Speaker 2: Caeda hijackers. Jesus, oh, she fucking with gangster. She went
Speaker 2: from the Latin King to al Qaeda. So then on
Speaker 2: November twelve, two thousand and five, Vanessa married Donald Trump Junior.
Speaker 2: The wedding was held at the mar A Lago Club
Speaker 2: in Florida. The service was associated by Trump Junior's aunt.
Speaker 2: Trump Junior had proposed her with a one hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars ring that he had received as a gift from
Speaker 2: a jeweler in exchange for proposing to her in front
Speaker 2: of paparazzi outside of the jeweler's store at the Short
Speaker 2: Hills Mall in New Jersey.
Speaker 3: And this is why you can't That is why you
Speaker 3: can't worry about chicks past, because they ain't gonna find out.
Speaker 3: She was working with Alkata like Lee Leo, my man
Speaker 3: Valentine Rivera uptown with the lat Kigs. She went to
Speaker 3: Leo downtown in Manhattan, and then she went out over
Speaker 3: across seas to the Saudi Prince. She know this, she
Speaker 3: needs like a short series, so this would be the
Speaker 3: craziest movie ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah see, they won't never go back. She started with
Speaker 2: the Latin king. She ain't been once with one since
Speaker 2: she went to the Prince of Saudi. She went from
Speaker 2: the Latin king to a Saudi prince.
Speaker 3: And then she turned twenty two. So Leo wanted nothing
Speaker 3: to do with her Leo was young at in ninety
Speaker 3: Holy shit, that's nuts. Like, I would love to know
Speaker 3: the how we met story for every single one of
Speaker 3: those people. Yeah, like, meet the Saudi.
Speaker 1: She's a pretty, skinny, blonde white women.
Speaker 3: How'd you get in the.
Speaker 4: Room, blonde pretty white women?
Speaker 1: No, but he's saying, how did you get in those rooms?
Speaker 1: Maybe they pay you to be in the rooms when
Speaker 1: you're pretty, But look at her.
Speaker 2: She went from a Latin king to Leonardo DiCaprio, to
Speaker 2: the Saudi Prince, to Donald Trump Junior to Tiger Woods.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Her type is criminals. Everyone out.
Speaker 2: That fucking run. That's the generation. She's on a run.
Speaker 2: Her origin story is crazy. Yeah, we need a Netflix
Speaker 2: special on her.
Speaker 4: We need to know, We need to know. What's up
Speaker 4: with you, shorty?
Speaker 2: How you go from a Latin king to the Saudi Prince, well,
Speaker 2: Hollywood king, Leonardo DiCaprio to the Saudi Prince Donald Trump Junior,
Speaker 2: Dad's president.
Speaker 3: You went from al Qaeda to a family that is
Speaker 3: now controlling the country that your ex blew up?
Speaker 1: Yo, Can you fucking relax?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: In two thousand and five, Donald Trump Junior was just
Speaker 1: they weren't in politics at all two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: I mean they all right, they owned the city that
Speaker 3: her ex blew up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she get into it.
Speaker 1: I respect it. I wish sometimes I could be that girl.
Speaker 3: I wish all right, I just.
Speaker 4: Told you, get rid of that shame.
Speaker 3: How would you? How would you shoot your shot to
Speaker 3: al Kata?
Speaker 1: Well, she didn't know they were attached to Alcata, that
Speaker 1: was private. She just thought he was a Saudi prince.
Speaker 4: That's all that matters.
Speaker 3: Saudi prince.
Speaker 4: How fuck you?
Speaker 2: I don't care what y'all do for your money. Wait
Speaker 2: before the Saudi prince oil money ship.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the problem. You have to get it on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's part of the black gold is shipped inside.
Speaker 1: My own girls were having that ship. How much would
Speaker 1: it take for you to get shipped on?
Speaker 4: Conversation number they landed on wash the.
Speaker 1: Cat million was the lowest. A million?
Speaker 3: Was you capn the marriage?
Speaker 4: Your friends are?
Speaker 3: I'm going under a million?
Speaker 4: You're lying the matters.
Speaker 1: If a nigga pull out a hondred k cash, no
Speaker 1: bro a hundred K, I could just like do my
Speaker 1: job well and get one hundred K. I could like
Speaker 1: actually put work into fucking content creating and make a
Speaker 1: hunt how much?
Speaker 4: How much? How much work would you have to put
Speaker 4: in to make a hundred thousand dollars To.
Speaker 1: Make one hundred thousand dollars in content creating through brand
Speaker 1: news and stuff, I would have to record every day.
Speaker 1: I would have to take it pretty serious.
Speaker 4: But it's possible. You've got on you one time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but you got to live with the five minutes.
Speaker 1: You have to live with the fact that a nigga
Speaker 1: shitted on you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whether it's one hundred thousand or million.
Speaker 1: Was gonna drive quickly off fast. I coulda put a
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. I'm bad.
Speaker 4: You gotta just call that nigga and say, hey, your stomach.
Speaker 3: Hurt again, And when you got the bubble gut in there,
Speaker 3: when you start rumbling, and then I feel like, after
Speaker 3: it happens once and it like, isn't the worst thing ever,
Speaker 3: You're gonna go back a few times.
Speaker 1: The worst thing ever.
Speaker 3: I've never shitted on. But I'm thinking if it happens
Speaker 3: and you're like, well that was awful, but I survived.
Speaker 1: How so you're telling me that you would let a
Speaker 1: man shoot on you for one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: When you put it that way, it's tough to say yes,
Speaker 2: but he was he would let a girl shit on
Speaker 2: in foe hundred k cash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably absolutely you would, Yeah, honey, K Can I
Speaker 3: close my eyes of course? Oh yeah. And you can
Speaker 3: put the ash and hole to take on the mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can do all of that. That does have to
Speaker 3: be my morning routine, just one time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ship on me.
Speaker 3: I'll get up, pray.
Speaker 1: It has to be recorded.
Speaker 3: That makes it better.
Speaker 4: It has to be recorded where I'm telling that to?
Speaker 4: Where's this content living at?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 4: Only fans cut me in?
Speaker 1: Y'all are crazy? Back shame, bring back shame.
Speaker 4: They don't care.
Speaker 3: I could they don't care about sha people that one
Speaker 3: hundred k if it was filmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're talking about me spreading the content around.
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, if it's the only fans, I need
Speaker 2: a PC. I need percentage, Josh.
Speaker 3: Can we talk to volume and see what advertisers would
Speaker 3: be interested in a video of me getting shit on?
Speaker 3: Let's let's see let's see what this. Yeah, we can
Speaker 3: get a baby White brand body wash branded on this thing.
Speaker 3: You know in the Dove commercials when they clean like
Speaker 3: the ducks in the oil with the oil.
Speaker 4: Be the duck. He would be the duck.
Speaker 3: They put me in a sink for the morning routine.
Speaker 4: He's the duck.
Speaker 3: Duck, ass nigga, he is the duck, exactly, the wounded bird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your girls is lying a million. They coming under
Speaker 2: that million. A nigga knock on the door with fifty
Speaker 2: K cash. They letting it happen.
Speaker 1: Fifty No, fifty.
Speaker 4: Look the marriage half your old bag.
Speaker 2: You can see if your home girls ain't never seen
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars in cash, I can promise you that
Speaker 2: most humans have it. So now we're on the same
Speaker 2: So now we're on the same page. So now nigga
Speaker 2: tell you, yo, here that's yours. Just put some top
Speaker 2: on the floor, lay down, let me use the bathroom
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 1: My pride is too I can't see.
Speaker 4: I just told you to lose that shame in that pride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be broke for the rest of my
Speaker 1: life because I got too much pride. That's fine, I'm
Speaker 1: cool with that. Morals in integrity, Ain't that's your shit?
Speaker 1: Morals integrity, I'm not.
Speaker 4: But Vanessa Ga shit on me for a hundred K.
Speaker 4: That's a fact.
Speaker 2: Who Vanessa, that's her name, honey K Vanessa cash snaw
Speaker 2: v I start calling Va.
Speaker 3: That's probably why Talker went after because we know Tiger's
Speaker 3: into some weird ship. You probably found out what she
Speaker 3: was doing in Saudi Arabia. That's my queen right there.
Speaker 2: Tiger said keep this, we like to keep this private,
Speaker 2: thank you, and posted a picture of him and this girl.
Speaker 2: You live in a different world. You like to keep
Speaker 2: this private, letting you know this is my girl. He
Speaker 2: letting it be know.
Speaker 4: Now, give us our privacy.
Speaker 1: He must have went through that phone or went through
Speaker 1: that I g. Somebody was dming her. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: keep this private journey.
Speaker 2: Together that she don't get no dms. She gets flown
Speaker 2: straight to the to the consoles. Yeah, she got separate
Speaker 2: phones for each guy, the Saudi Prince. She don't get
Speaker 2: no DMS. You crazy, Nah, she's way past that. Nor
Speaker 2: they get in touch with Vanessa. You got to send
Speaker 2: the jet.
Speaker 4: Let her know. Yes on the run with at ten
Speaker 4: be the.
Speaker 3: Yeah athoms out of order, so you know, you know when.
Speaker 4: Bathroom doesn't work, So you already know what we're doing.
Speaker 4: When you touch down, so good.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's been plenty of pilots that fly the
Speaker 3: private shit and have had compromising situations that we're talking
Speaker 3: about now, Like we'll give you a little extra if
Speaker 3: you allow me to shit on people while you fly
Speaker 3: this plane. Oh yeah, that happens private jets. You can
Speaker 3: do whatever you want a private jet.
Speaker 2: A couple of times before private you see you see
Speaker 2: the pilot once you get on, and I guess whoever
Speaker 2: the flight attending is. But like there's a door you
Speaker 2: can close and have complete privacy, Like you never have
Speaker 2: to see them if you don't want to see them.
Speaker 2: So I was just sitting there, I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it now, I understand why these niggas be
Speaker 2: flying private. You could do whatever you want up here.
Speaker 3: But do you think they like do the shipping on
Speaker 3: the descent or like they want to live in the
Speaker 3: smell for the whole flight? Like out the gate, once
Speaker 3: we've reached our cruising altitude, you can take your seatbelt
Speaker 3: off and shit.
Speaker 4: Like the Wi Fi yea the Wi Fi work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the Wi Fi work, it's time to taking shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like the Wi Fi. Once the Wi Fi could work, good.
Speaker 1: A hot box and no plane. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: If your thing is shitting on women, I doubt the
Speaker 3: smell of shit bothers you. It probably turns you on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to be a different type of person
Speaker 2: first of all to do that. Your mental is like
Speaker 2: on a whole nother thing.
Speaker 1: Ill say, Hell you call everybody else mentally ill?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's some that's a mental illness. You like
Speaker 4: shitting on people, that's a mental illness.
Speaker 3: Sure. I would love to talk to like a therapist
Speaker 3: or someone of like, how does one get into that?
Speaker 3: How do you even like that? Yeah? Because you know
Speaker 3: they have triggers of like you know why certain people
Speaker 3: do certain things? Sexual abusis, kids and all that. How
Speaker 3: do you get to the ship. There has to be
Speaker 3: something specific that happened.
Speaker 2: No, you just at that point, you at that point
Speaker 2: where you just now you're just trying to entertain yourself,
Speaker 2: like women are just objects to you, like you have
Speaker 2: you have so much money. It's like these are your toys,
Speaker 2: Like that's your toilets, that's my American toilet, that's my
Speaker 2: London toilet.
Speaker 3: Like what's the wild I get off on the power aspect,
Speaker 3: what's the wildest thing I could do to this person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they like for one hundred five hundred thousand, it's
Speaker 3: nothing oil money. Literally, there's money.
Speaker 4: They'll shits on five hundred thousand dollars. Why they asked,
Speaker 4: you can't even count you can't even count the table
Speaker 4: money they have.
Speaker 3: Like there's no number. They just they just like, I
Speaker 3: don't know. Money doesn't exist at all, there's no net worth. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm cool, though, mal did one of my favorite things
Speaker 3: over the weekend, which is piss off the timeline.
Speaker 4: Did I Yeah?
Speaker 3: At this point, like before, not to say it got
Speaker 3: annoying with how many people were in mentions about the
Speaker 3: battle and all that and all that shit has passed. Now,
Speaker 3: I really enjoy watching you get people so upset talking
Speaker 3: about anything positive with Drake, Like I would just click
Speaker 3: yesterday on the tweet and just go through every single
Speaker 3: mention and actually laugh out loud, like this was really
Speaker 3: offending people. They were upset. Yeah, Like they were lashing
Speaker 3: out at you because you started with saying songs for
Speaker 3: you isn't leave rotation anytime soon. Just that one popped
Speaker 3: it off. And then when you started to go on
Speaker 3: the Kanye like rant about it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's gonna make the TD chat's head explode.
Speaker 2: I didn't drop the F bomb, so that's not a
Speaker 2: Kanye rant. I didn't drop the F bomb one time.
Speaker 2: I was cltious to that.
Speaker 4: I was like, I wanted to, but where would it
Speaker 4: have fit in any of these two? I don't know
Speaker 4: where you deleted it. Yeah, it might be my drafts.
Speaker 4: I might have a few in the drafts for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I wasn't trying to.
Speaker 2: I was I was home Sunday shit, watching the tournament
Speaker 2: on TV on mute and just playing music and cleaning,
Speaker 2: and I'm listening to a bunch of music. But then
Speaker 2: this Sexy Songs for You came on and I'm listening
Speaker 2: to it, and I'm like, it's been out, and we
Speaker 2: know how now, how hard it is for an album
Speaker 2: to stay in your rotation after a month of being Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: very so. It's almost impossible for an album that's not
Speaker 2: a good album to be in your rotation after a
Speaker 2: month of being released. But then then listening to it,
Speaker 2: I started realizing that every time I hear a different
Speaker 2: record on it, I like a different record more than
Speaker 2: I like the last time I saw it. I mean
Speaker 2: the last time I listened to it. So I'm just
Speaker 2: listening to the album and I just started like really listening.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this album is really not just a great album.
Speaker 2: Out of twenty one tracks, maybe I skip two, maybe
Speaker 2: three out of twenty one tracks, and it still sounds good.
Speaker 2: A month later, I already know what these songs are
Speaker 2: gonna do in an arena in a performance setting. Every
Speaker 2: time you open your phone, somebody is playing the song
Speaker 2: one of the songs in the background making a video
Speaker 2: to it. So clearly people are playing this album. They're
Speaker 2: listening to the music. But I'm just listening to it
Speaker 2: and just really getting into the never mind the energy
Speaker 2: around Drake and the bad all of that, I don't
Speaker 2: even care about that anymore. I'm just listening to music now,
Speaker 2: enjoying music, and this is some of the best music
Speaker 2: I think both of them have in their catalog. Definitely
Speaker 2: when He's gone to me, it's one of the best.
Speaker 2: So I think that might be incredible song. That might
Speaker 2: be one of Drake's best verses.
Speaker 3: That's probably my favorite song on the projects.
Speaker 2: So I'm just I'm just again, I'm just going through
Speaker 2: the music, listening to it, and just started tweeting about
Speaker 2: it like it wasn't to piss nobody off.
Speaker 4: It was just just a tweet.
Speaker 3: I think there was just a tiny bit in your
Speaker 3: head to piss people off, which I think is fine
Speaker 3: because I don't because while I do not agree, just
Speaker 3: time wise to say it's a classic album that you tweeted,
Speaker 3: but I'll say it if it pisses off the internet,
Speaker 3: because that was the one I ran to because I
Speaker 3: was look look at the difference between all the comments
Speaker 3: between each one of these tweets. Two hundred and ninety
Speaker 3: one people replied when you said it was a classic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but again, how I love that tweet.
Speaker 4: But again, I wasn't tweeting that to piss anybody off.
Speaker 3: That wasn't.
Speaker 2: I told them to stop lying to themselves because I
Speaker 2: feel like people are lying to themselves.
Speaker 3: I feel like people say it's a classic, it's still rotation.
Speaker 3: I like it a lot. I'm not lying to myself
Speaker 3: by saying I don't know if it's a classic yet.
Speaker 2: The same way, you know how I feel about this album,
Speaker 2: the same way I felt about someone walkers over.
Speaker 3: It that's okay, which is a crazy company.
Speaker 4: But how is that crazy company?
Speaker 3: Because I think over. It is one of the few
Speaker 3: albums we've had that was like, this is an instant
Speaker 3: modern classic.
Speaker 2: I feel like that about this has twenty one tracks,
Speaker 2: and you could maybe maybe you'll skip too, maybe you'll
Speaker 2: skip meet your Padre and I joined with Ice Spice.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's two tracks you skip out of twenty
Speaker 2: one tracks. If this was two if this was two
Speaker 2: new artists we never heard of them and they dropped
Speaker 2: this project.
Speaker 3: I'd say, Wow, they sound like Drake and Party. You
Speaker 3: would say that. You would say that, But would you
Speaker 3: not say the music is fucking crazy? Of course I
Speaker 3: think it's crazy, and I know what artists.
Speaker 4: So that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: If you have twenty one tracks on an album, and
Speaker 2: maybe I don't listen to two every time it comes
Speaker 2: on to me in twenty twenty five, you have a.
Speaker 3: Classic album, listen that's subjective to everyone.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's definitely subjective. I'm saying to me, it's.
Speaker 3: Nokia, which is an incredible song, is not the new
Speaker 3: hotline bling. And this is where we get into those
Speaker 3: A Lister convos where we start yelling because I think
Speaker 3: you guys don't put enough respect on real classic shit.
Speaker 4: Do you understand why said it's the new hot lone.
Speaker 3: Blinklody No, Okay, he dropped, he dropped, he dropped hot
Speaker 3: Line Blank. And because the hot Hotline Blank, no Kia phone.
Speaker 1: No, no no.
Speaker 2: But not only that, I feel like it was easy
Speaker 2: when you first heard it. It's kind of like, yo,
Speaker 2: what is he doing?
Speaker 3: That was? That was?
Speaker 2: And not only that, he released hot Line Blink in
Speaker 2: the middle of a beef with with me. He dropped
Speaker 2: it out on like a two pack with like two
Speaker 2: other songs.
Speaker 3: It was. It was charged Up Hotline Blank, and I
Speaker 3: forgot the third song. It was three of them, but
Speaker 3: everyone ran to Charged Up. And I remember coming to
Speaker 3: the the next day.
Speaker 4: Like, yo, y'all, you're not paying at it to this
Speaker 4: hot Line Blank record.
Speaker 3: That like drum Renix, shit is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's currently number three on the Top one hundred, okay,
Speaker 2: number one or US Apple Music. The video comes out Friday.
Speaker 2: This song is going to be number one on the
Speaker 2: Hot one hundred Billboard next week.
Speaker 1: The Hot one hundred just dropped and it's not in
Speaker 1: the top ten fort no kid, yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know what one point.
Speaker 4: It's number one on Apple Music right now on US
Speaker 4: Apple music.
Speaker 3: I don't really notice stat ship like that, But okay,
Speaker 3: with context, I sort of see what you're saying. As
Speaker 3: far as a song that was like all right, and
Speaker 3: it grows on you very quickly of how catchy it is,
Speaker 3: I just don't like Hotline Bling. I think maybe only
Speaker 3: God's Plan you could really like compare to as far
Speaker 3: as what that song did for Drake, What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I don't think no kid will ever see the numbers
Speaker 3: or impact that Hotline Bling had. I think God's Plan
Speaker 3: would be the only other song.
Speaker 1: But Mime Bling was an anomaly that was that was insane,
Speaker 1: that was out of here, even for Drake standards, it
Speaker 1: was out of here.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But well, I mean I just like that you pissed
Speaker 3: everyone off.
Speaker 4: As though just remember I said it you think it will.
Speaker 3: Do the same numbers that Hotline Blended. I'm feel that trajection.
Speaker 4: I didn't say.
Speaker 2: I didn't say the same numbers. I said, it's the
Speaker 2: new Hotline Blinks, meaning exactly what it did. It was
Speaker 2: drop post or close to a beef. It was a
Speaker 2: record that he first heard. It was like, Yo, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is? This kind of was like a threw
Speaker 2: you off a little bit and then it took off
Speaker 2: and it was the biggest record out of the whole
Speaker 2: the old beef.
Speaker 3: Man, I would have been so tight if I was meek.
Speaker 3: Imagine back to back in Hotline Bling, but I'm both
Speaker 3: playing just when you're in the middle of a battle, like,
Speaker 3: all right, man, you got all.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, you win. This is all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at I'm now I'm looking at Drake's most
Speaker 1: successful songs.
Speaker 3: It's God's spoiler word or one dance maybe.
Speaker 1: And my feelings is up there too for that songs
Speaker 1: that were number one. He has a lot of songs
Speaker 1: that were number one for ten weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we can't I mean his numbers is kick
Speaker 4: we can't get.
Speaker 1: It too that. No, I'm just looking at which songs
Speaker 1: were number one for the longest amount of time, and
Speaker 1: I'm seeing in my feelings hotline bling. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: couple of them.
Speaker 3: I saw a small, small dance the timeline up in
Speaker 3: arms over. I guess party party is reference for Ratchet
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday leaked and everyone was in up and arms like,
Speaker 3: this is why we can't funk with him, This is
Speaker 3: why he's not a real artist. I'm like Dug. That
Speaker 3: doesn't change a single thought in my mind. If Party
Speaker 3: next Door wrote Ratchet Happy Birthday, that's what worth so much.
Speaker 3: This is, this is the song in question that we're
Speaker 3: gonna define if if we could fun with k or not.
Speaker 1: Rory fucking hates that song. Yo.
Speaker 2: I think that Padre shit might be worse. But you
Speaker 2: know that's the only you don't want to meet her, Padre,
Speaker 2: that's your problem.
Speaker 1: No, God's plan was. God's plan was Drake's longest running
Speaker 1: number one song, and Hotline Bling actually never went number one.
Speaker 1: The highest it went was number two.
Speaker 3: Yep, oh what Taylor had that day?
Speaker 1: And the and the song that lasted on the Billboard
Speaker 1: charts the longest was actually going Bad Meet mel Feature
Speaker 1: and Drake. It didn't go the highest, but it spent
Speaker 1: the longest amount of time on the charts.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, if mall thinks sits, if
Speaker 1: mall thinks it's the one, it's possible. Listen. I went
Speaker 1: viral dancing to it, So I.
Speaker 3: Like the song. Every girl likes that song.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, enjoy the music like it's good music.
Speaker 2: It's a good song. Like people just act like they
Speaker 2: don't like it because they know the bea should I
Speaker 2: get it. But it's like, okay, put that this is
Speaker 2: good music. Act like this is not draking party, it's
Speaker 2: just great music.
Speaker 1: Well, I can understand somebody saying they might not like
Speaker 1: it at first and never going back to it because
Speaker 1: hearing it the first time, it's something you gotta like. Really,
Speaker 1: you gotta be a partier to really like understand why
Speaker 1: the song is good, because if somebody who just listens.
Speaker 4: To it or you just got to have a certain
Speaker 4: taste level like good music.
Speaker 1: Not just because something is good that other people doesn't.
Speaker 1: You know, music is subjective. If somebody is somebody, if
Speaker 1: somebody just listens to music, like just in their headphones,
Speaker 1: they don't really like Bump, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like that might not be the song for them. And
Speaker 1: I can understand, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's I mean, we obviously we know that.
Speaker 4: So all subjectives.
Speaker 2: But my thing is, I'm just looking at twenty one
Speaker 2: tracks from anybody, and if you can consistently a month
Speaker 2: later after that album is produced released and listen to
Speaker 2: at least nineteen of those tracks consistently, it's a great
Speaker 2: fucking project for many artists.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck who put it out twenty
Speaker 3: one tracks.
Speaker 2: It's hard for people to listen to twenty one tracks consistently,
Speaker 2: It's all I'm saying. A month later, the album is
Speaker 2: sounding better every time I hear it, and I already
Speaker 2: know what they're gonna do when they performed it, Like
Speaker 2: I already know what the arena is gonna look like
Speaker 2: when they go on to and start performing these records
Speaker 2: and olders, all the girls start posting videos while this
Speaker 2: shit is gonna be everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's everywhere. I cannot open Instagram and not see a
Speaker 3: girl or god playing this song in the video.
Speaker 2: It's impossible. Maybe it's just my algorithm. I don't know,
Speaker 2: Maybe I just follow certain people. But every time somebody
Speaker 2: else open it, if I'm like, you hear it, somebody
Speaker 2: with their phone TikTok, you hear one of the songs
Speaker 2: on the album, I'm like, Okay, people are listening to
Speaker 2: this project.
Speaker 3: I hear that did did LinkedIn? Or like some companies
Speaker 3: sell all our data to Indeed.
Speaker 4: Who is Indeed.
Speaker 1: You know everything they say about you is true? Indeed
Speaker 1: is where you go to find jobs?
Speaker 3: So I've never sign up for indeed nothing. I for
Speaker 3: the past few days have been getting nothing but indeed
Speaker 3: emails and calls about job positions. This one is. This
Speaker 3: is hilarious. This was six hours ago. Podcast producer what Hi, Roy?
Speaker 3: Your background in digital marketing and project management could be
Speaker 3: a strong match for this podcast producer role?
Speaker 1: What podcast is for?
Speaker 3: Uh? Broad in invincible threads? I don't know one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty Listen, man, I don't need to be on
Speaker 3: my for met email, health insurance, day time off, dental insurance,
Speaker 3: vision insurance.
Speaker 4: Got to be able to see.
Speaker 3: Here. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know why I'm being
Speaker 3: spammed by indeed constantly for fucking jobs.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's God trying to tell you someth Maybe it's
Speaker 1: God trying to tell you a trash podcaster.
Speaker 3: God works my serious. Listen man, Sorry, that was liquid?
Speaker 1: Why I did that?
Speaker 3: Look what they did to Jesus? Like God definitely make
Speaker 3: sure you know his strongest soldiers go through what they
Speaker 3: need to go through. I hear just so you guys
Speaker 3: can understand.
Speaker 1: So what are y'all doing with y'all week off? Because
Speaker 1: y'all know me I'm gonna be filling my stomach with
Speaker 1: Italian food and litie drops.
Speaker 4: What about you, guys, I don't know. I might live
Speaker 4: vicariously through you.
Speaker 1: Come to Houston.
Speaker 4: I can't, baby.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you one city I cannot go to.
Speaker 4: I can't go to Houston.
Speaker 1: Come on, I know me.
Speaker 4: I'll hit y'all both be like, Yo, you know what
Speaker 4: standing the road for me? Man, not leaving. I'm not leaving.
Speaker 3: I mean, Roryan come down there. I can't, man, can
Speaker 3: I can. I can't go to Houston. We just get
Speaker 3: peged some night trists or whatever out there. I'll be fine.
Speaker 4: I can't, man, I just know me. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I stay away from Houston. See the thing about me is,
Speaker 2: I'm very self. I know the places like Nah, y'all
Speaker 2: let me know how it was. I'm not going because
Speaker 2: I just know how I would Houston would have me forever.
Speaker 2: I can't spend no time in Houston. I can't do it, Yo,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I appreciate yourself aware?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, just leaving all his ship in his crib,
Speaker 3: leave it there, burn.
Speaker 4: It, get it, get all new shit, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Would you guys? Judge me? If I went to Detroit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I would wonder know why you're going to Detroit.
Speaker 3: I may go. My plan of what my therapist is
Speaker 3: encouraging me to do is absolutely nothing, because I deserve
Speaker 3: to do absolutely fucking nothing. But it might go for
Speaker 3: some music shit, like for your album someone else's.
Speaker 4: I mean, if that's you know, that's work, it's you know,
Speaker 4: work esque.
Speaker 3: You know I'm talking about. Obviously, he wouldn't want anyone
Speaker 3: to know he's there. So that's why I'm not.
Speaker 4: Saying, oh, okay, okay, oh.
Speaker 1: But that's that's you want to go to Detroit with
Speaker 1: him instead of Houston with me?
Speaker 3: Oh, we're gonna have way more fun. Import Ma's been
Speaker 3: on those trips, way more thrilling to almost die every
Speaker 3: every night.
Speaker 1: Then, Okay, almost dying in Mexico City is a little
Speaker 1: different than almost dying.
Speaker 3: I almost died in New Orleans, you name it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: in Atlanta him, You're gonna almost die Arizona.
Speaker 4: But did you die?
Speaker 1: But did you die surrounded by bad bitches? Because that's
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, you could just die in Detroit because you're
Speaker 3: in Detroit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to get soul food. You can just
Speaker 4: turn into soul.
Speaker 3: Food and don't do that with Detroit on the low
Speaker 3: is actually a very very fun city.
Speaker 4: Very low.
Speaker 3: On the on the very different you live living in Detroit.
Speaker 3: I could see those fun things starting to get boring
Speaker 3: because there is only so much to do. You're there
Speaker 3: for three niggas wanted to kill us.
Speaker 4: It was it was easy.
Speaker 3: We did the same four things, same places.
Speaker 4: Went to the cigar louds, steakhouse, strip club, casino.
Speaker 3: That's all I got for you. Detroit is great strip clubs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, some of the.
Speaker 1: Yeah I deah, I think she was if they got
Speaker 1: cash dolls down at the Detroit strip clubs. Now Trey
Speaker 1: has need to be here.
Speaker 3: That's one yeah, Detroit. Another one on the lot. It
Speaker 3: just throws you off.
Speaker 2: When the security walks you, walks you in and he's
Speaker 2: holding the AK forty seven, I'm like, yeah, do we
Speaker 2: need that much security of the premises? Okay, okay, I'll
Speaker 2: bring out of here in ten minutes. Don't worry in
Speaker 2: and out. Absolutely shake some ass, Smack some ass.
Speaker 3: Even the chicks with like the bullet wounds on their
Speaker 3: legs still look good. Detroit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we wanted to stay away from those, though.
Speaker 3: Never liked the stripper that had a bullet w gotta
Speaker 3: live more.
Speaker 4: No, I daated a girl that had a bullet wooing but.
Speaker 1: In her buck?
Speaker 3: Yeah butt? How sorry for us? How long until you've
Speaker 3: started to not realize it when you was hitting from
Speaker 3: the back, I would get distracted every But it wasn't
Speaker 3: like it wasn't like she didn't get hit with a
Speaker 3: fucking ak like that.
Speaker 4: It was just it's a hand twenty two hours, I
Speaker 4: don't know, but she definitely got shot in the butt though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how does one get shot in the butt?
Speaker 2: At everybody else get shot when it ain't for them.
Speaker 2: You had to cook out the fucking basketball tournament. The
Speaker 2: ops show up, start shooting out everybody ducking I get hit.
Speaker 3: Oh that sucks, Yeah that's what happens. Did it like
Speaker 3: affect her her cheek for.
Speaker 2: A while, she said she it was like like that
Speaker 2: her leg was numb. But you know, do therapy and
Speaker 2: rehab over the years, Like it's school. It's just a
Speaker 2: small little ending take. It looked like a little dimple.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just wasn't sure if it was like you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes certain injuries when it rains, it's a little more
Speaker 3: sore like that. You couldn't hit that day.
Speaker 4: Now we're gonna hit. Cares just what is doing outside?
Speaker 4: I'm hitting for sure?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: This has been another episode of New Rory and Mall.
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. Y'all. We are in
Speaker 1: our brains are on vacation mode.
Speaker 2: No, your brain is on vacation. I'm not going on vacation.
Speaker 2: I'm here working. Me and PE we recorded hard.
Speaker 1: You want to you want to patreons me and p
Speaker 1: You want a pr I wasn't there.
Speaker 4: This was like the car going to Detroit. You said,
Speaker 4: you go to Detroit, Me and PJ going No, we're
Speaker 4: gonna watch the tournament right here.
Speaker 3: I thought he was going away. I might exactly, and
Speaker 3: p was looking up flights to random ship. PJ, I know,
Speaker 3: p SID. He was looking like he's.
Speaker 4: Gonna go to Newark to the final, to the Sweet sixteen.
Speaker 4: He going to Newark. Man, He's going to see Duke.
Speaker 3: I know, I didn't know it's in yrth this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at you, not about to go to Detroit
Speaker 1: so you can go to the game.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about going to see Duke. I want
Speaker 2: to see Cooper. Flag player even though I think he's
Speaker 2: gonna come back for another year.
Speaker 3: He was bored.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to. I didn't want to see him,
Speaker 4: player see him.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe i'll see all this week.
Speaker 4: Who know, maybe baby d have fun.
Speaker 2: Be safe, you know, call us if anything, text us
Speaker 2: if anything, you know, but just stay safe out there.
Speaker 4: Have a great birthday.
Speaker 1: I was zooming.
Speaker 4: God bless you on Monday.
Speaker 3: You know. Do that.
Speaker 2: Let us know what's going on. Tell Houston that I
Speaker 2: missed them the whole Houston just walked by. Might say Mom,
Speaker 2: miss issue, and he says, hello, old gallery.
Speaker 3: Just hello.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that nobody recognizes me when I'm out there.
Speaker 4: Cut it out. You just told all our listeners you're going.
Speaker 4: You posted on your story. Houston listeners, though, are you crazy?
Speaker 4: Are you on crack? Is it drugs?
Speaker 3: What are you on?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: I think I think it's like her fourth market.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't. We've only done one show there, so
Speaker 1: I don't. When I think of our big markets, I
Speaker 1: think La, New York, Philly.
Speaker 3: As far as listeners, I not international, because London and
Speaker 3: South Africa are high. But I really think is New York,
Speaker 3: La Toronto's international? Houston might be four. It might be
Speaker 3: over Atlanta actually, but well Los.
Speaker 1: Ve I didn't think our Las Vegas like demographic was
Speaker 1: that big. And we went to Las Vegas and couldn't
Speaker 1: stop getting recognized. That's the I got recognized more in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas than anywhere we've ever went.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit made me want to hit the agency, like, yo,
Speaker 3: I come, there's some bags out here.
Speaker 1: Like the Well, if you do see me, say hi.
Speaker 1: Please don't just stare at me. Please say hi. If
Speaker 1: you see me out and buy me a drink or
Speaker 1: actually buy me a bottle, thank you.
Speaker 4: So recognize you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'm saying is if you do recognize me,
Speaker 1: say speak to me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's all.
Speaker 1: When they recognize me and then they go on the
Speaker 1: internet and say yo, I saw them, that's weird. I
Speaker 1: just just say hi because then you know me and
Speaker 1: I don't know you. I feel like that's you know,
Speaker 1: that's creepy. I don't know that you know who I am,
Speaker 1: So just say hi, got you?
Speaker 3: Is it weird that I turned down drinks from listeners
Speaker 3: because it feels gay man buying me a drink? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want that ship and a nice gesture all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh you shouldn't do that. That's nice. Make sure you're
Speaker 1: there when they're pouring it, though, so you don't get
Speaker 1: root feed.
Speaker 2: See if I got to do all of that, I'm
Speaker 2: just not taking a drink. It's easy to say I
Speaker 2: don't drink because I don't drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say, by me a bottle.
Speaker 4: This has been a new yo.
Speaker 3: This has been another but yo.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, baby d Be safe. Call us if you
Speaker 4: need us. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe, be blessed.
Speaker 4: I'm that nigga. He's just ginger peace.
Speaker 3: No enough