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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame mornings. Hello. Yeah, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins and I'm calling from library.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Jenny. Um, yeah, that this is her.

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Speaker 1: Hi Jenny, how are you? Hi? I'm good? Thanks? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I am not so great? Actually, thank you

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Speaker 1: for asking, though I appreciate it, not like you care. Um, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not late on any new books like I've I've

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Speaker 1: been keeping. Yeah. No, yeah, yep. Yeah. It looks like

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Speaker 1: everything's up to date ish with your account. So I'm

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Speaker 1: not calling about any late fees. So okay, good. So

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Speaker 1: what what's going on? Oh? I don't know. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: should tell me what's going on? I do You don't

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Speaker 1: even sound like a real librarian. I've everyone's really nice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'm really I don't know what's going on. Let

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Speaker 1: you know that I'm the head librarian here at library

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Speaker 1: where you love to rent books, don't you. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: guys are my favorite. I go there, Oh your favorite? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I like the room with the tree, and it just

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Speaker 1: feels like your favorite. I'm going to go ahead and

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Speaker 1: focus on what you just said. There, we're your favorite library,

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Speaker 1: which means you have other libraries that you rent books from,

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Speaker 1: don't you. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I wanted to call

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Speaker 1: you today because I was going over some of our

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Speaker 1: frequent renters of books from our beautiful library, just to

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Speaker 1: see if they're being faithful to us, and I've found

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Speaker 1: that you have sixteen other library cards from sixteen other libraries. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like, I don't think that's against the law. I

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Speaker 1: don't think cheating in a marriage is against the law technically,

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Speaker 1: but people still get divorces over that, don't they. It's

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Speaker 1: still being unfaithful. I mean, I'm not married to your library.

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Speaker 1: I you're my favorite, but I collect library cards to. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm actually at the library now, so I

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Speaker 1: need you to kind of pipe down just a little bit, please. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just really passionate about collecting library cards. I think

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. You're just being a little loud for

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Speaker 1: the library. You were saying, I'm sorry, I have Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have special images on them and they come in

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Speaker 1: a little You're being a little loud. I'm sorry. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I've never been shished before, so you've never been shished.

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Speaker 1: But you're a library, so I don't know how excuse me.

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Speaker 1: You called me a library, Yes, I did. Somebody gets around,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sure you've been That is not appropriate. How

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Speaker 1: could you talk to a patron like this because you're

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Speaker 1: no longer a patron, that's why i'm calling you're Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You've been unfais full to this library. You've

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Speaker 1: been galivanting all over the globe, renting other books from

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Speaker 1: different libraries like the library. Oh god, I wanted me

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Speaker 1: say a word that I shouldn't say anyway, the library

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Speaker 1: that you are. Oh so we're revoking your membership. And

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Speaker 1: on top of no, no, no, no, please please, I

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Speaker 1: you're the one that they called me a library. Well,

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Speaker 1: if a lebard has spots, you called it a lepard,

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Speaker 1: don't you. I don't know, and you know what you

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Speaker 1: know what I need to sign to hear supervises. Oh look,

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Speaker 1: I just hit enter on my computer for the four

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars in late fees. I just charged you libraries

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Speaker 1: for four thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars I mean late.

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Speaker 1: So you started like twenty five cents. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: you've been late for years and years and years. That's

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Speaker 1: what I put in there. Oh yeah, you know what, fine,

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Speaker 1: charge me four thousand dollars. I don't care because I

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Speaker 1: have fifteen other libraries I can visit and one of

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Speaker 1: them can become my favorite. You did you just say yes?

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Speaker 1: You fifteen other libraries and you're open about it like that.

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Speaker 1: That is disgusting. No, what's disgusting is you your library,

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Speaker 1: this conversation, and you know what, I'm going to find

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Speaker 1: your supervisor. You and your friend Rachel set you up. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said, Oh my god, Rachel, your friends always rop

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Speaker 1: on you because you collect library cards from all over

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Speaker 1: the world. So guy, So I think you can still

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Speaker 1: go to that library and still see those other libraries

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Speaker 1: with the bigger selection. Well, those other libraries, they really

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Speaker 1: need to satisfy me more then Jebel Show on demand