1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Family. Sorry I said that wrong. I meant family looking 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 2: Every holiday season, you're obligated to spend time in the 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 2: same house as your relatives and sometimes even talk directly 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: to them. 6 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: I mean we like most of them, do we? 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 2: Nothing dramatic or traumatizing ever happens when you're around your relatives. 8 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: Right, alcohol for sure. 9 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 2: Now it seems every year something is bound to go horribly, 10 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 2: horribly wrong, which is why I new survey ask people 11 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 2: to share their funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. These lists 12 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 2: are always fun, so let's get right to your first one. 13 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: Someone said, One year, my grandma ran over herself with 14 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 2: her own SUV. 15 00:00:59,080 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. 16 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 2: She was getting food out of the back of her 17 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 2: car and put it in neutral instead of park. Oh 18 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 2: my god. 19 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: It slowly rolled. 20 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 2: Over her and nobody noticed until they heard the car 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 2: finally bump up against the house. Oh. I feel like 22 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 2: this is something Alexis has to work to, you know, 23 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 2: like hitting yourself with your own cars. 24 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, impressive, It's like a future goal. 25 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can still get the insurance money after that, right, 26 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,919 Speaker 2: I don't think. 27 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,320 Speaker 1: Under you. Yeah you sue yourself. Yeah, it's worth the shot. 28 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 2: Now. 29 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 1: I noticed nobody asked if the grandma was okay. Well, 30 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: I hope they would share, wouldn't share the story? Yeah, 31 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: the end of grandma's life. 32 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 2: She died immediately, Yeah, just to peace of mind. 33 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: Turns out she was fine. 34 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, but now she isn't allowed to go outside alone 35 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 2: anymore on the holidays. 36 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, the kids are supposed to go get the groceries 37 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: from the trunk. She saw your license, though, don't worry. 38 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 2: Next up, my aunt wasn't able to come to Thanksgiving 39 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 2: one year because she got busted that morning at a 40 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 2: grocery store trying to shoplift a turkey. 41 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: Whoa you chop looking at giant? I mean you put 42 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: it in your bra well, for that would be the 43 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: only the front. Okay. 44 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 2: The craziest part is our family already had one at 45 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: the time of her arrest. It was literally coming out 46 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 2: of the oven while she was stealing it. 47 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: But my aunt wanted another. Okay, two turkeys, I see it. 48 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. 49 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 50 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: These are the funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people 51 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 2: had to suffer through, and they shared them in this survey. 52 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: I love that the first two involved jail time and 53 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: a really. 54 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see if it gets even worse, because this 55 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: one says, it was my first time hosting dinner and 56 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 2: somehow I caught the turkey on fire. 57 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that happens, She says. 58 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 2: I ran out of my apartment with the turkey in 59 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: the pans, still on fire. 60 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: Well at least it's not in the apartment anymore. 61 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I proceeded to, without thinking, toss the whole 62 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 2: thing into the dumpster, which also caught fire. We ended 63 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 2: up only eating sides that night, but it's remembered as 64 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 2: being our literal dumpster fire Thanksgiving. 65 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 1: That's kind of special. 66 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 2: I like how she said the bar so high on 67 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 2: her first Thanksgiving too. 68 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a nice short. 69 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 2: One says one year, my grandma accidentally rubbed the turkey 70 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 2: with dish soap instead of oil. Might have been one 71 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 2: of the funniest but most upsetting things I've ever witnessed. 72 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: The soap does clean birds like the Oh yeah, they 73 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: show that. 74 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: But that's when the feathers are on. 75 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: Probably makes a little bit of a difference. 76 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 2: That's why you could never store your dish soap in 77 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 2: the same type of thing that you store your your oil. 78 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: I never thought about that before. 79 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 2: Another one says, I thought it would be funny prank 80 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 2: to put a rubber chicken inside the oven on Thanksgiving, 81 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 2: assuming my mom would open it and see it, and 82 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 2: she'd laugh and laugh. 83 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: She's gonna put the turkey in. 84 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thirteen year old me didn't realize that normal 85 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 2: adults usually preheat oven before placing the turkey inside. 86 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: Yeah spoiler, no one laughed. I got it smelled grain. 87 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: These are the. 88 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 2: Most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people have ever had when 89 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 2: celebrating with family. Another one says, my four year old 90 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 2: sister at the time was sitting next to our grandma 91 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 2: at the table. After taking a bite of something, she said, 92 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 2: my tongue hurts, to which my grandma replied, AH, will 93 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 2: come over here and let me kiss it to make 94 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: it feel better your tongue. But okayte you understand the sentiment. Mind, 95 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: I guess the moment their lips touched, my sister vomited 96 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 2: directly into my grandma's mouth. 97 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 1: For me, my dad burst into laughter, and my grandma 98 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 1: ran to the bathroom. 99 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 2: Seconds after she stood up, a two by two foot 100 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 2: square chunk of ceiling caves in and falls directly onto 101 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 2: her chair a cartoon. 102 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: Did the vomit just save Grandma's life? 103 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: Somehow my barfy little sister was the hero of the night. Wow. 104 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: Wow, I still don't think she was. I'm still over 105 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: the Grandma kissing the tongue. 106 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 2: I think I'd rather be hit by the ceiling than 107 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 2: get vomited my mouth. 108 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was all bad. 109 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 2: I think that might be the follow up to the 110 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 2: dish soap turkey story. 111 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. 112 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 2: Why in the end, early time for one more Thanksgiving tragedy, 113 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: says I was at my uncle's house for Thanksgiving. His 114 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 2: wife decided to play their wedding video for everybody right 115 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 2: after dinner since it was their anniversary weekend. 116 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, I guess, but you don't want to 117 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: sit through somebody else's video whatever of wine ready for it? 118 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 2: So she looked for half an hour to locate the 119 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 2: videotape and gathered a group of twenty five to watch 120 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 2: it in the living room. In the video, right as 121 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 2: she's starting to walk down the aisle, the video goes fuzzy, 122 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 2: then cuts to NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt's funeral. Apparently, my 123 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 2: uncle Joe used that tape to record Dale funeral. 124 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: But it's probably the only copy they have. Yeah, for sure, 125 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 1: it's not like it's digital. Yeah, it's on a VHS. 126 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 2: Everybody froze in complete shock, and I started laughing. It 127 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 2: felt like I was in a sitcom, but it was 128 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 2: real life. Oh so, I wonder if they stayed and 129 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 2: watched Dale Earnhardt's funeral. Yeah, somebody didn't even realize it 130 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 2: was the funeral. 131 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: They were like, gosh, you look really different. 132 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 2: Those were the funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. 133 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,360 Speaker 1: People about this suffer through. We got a phone tap 134 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,600 Speaker 1: coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.