Speaker 1: Well, what's your Is that a Loong June shirt?
Speaker 2: What does it say?
Speaker 1: Bong June? Oh just just Bong June hope, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It's probably very possibly AI generated off of that sea, but.
Speaker 1: It is at this point, you know.
Speaker 3: Ten thousand Bank June Hoe. At least it's images, it's clips.
Speaker 3: Actually you know what, it probably wasn't, but it was
Speaker 3: probably algorithmically generated by Yeah. Yeah, like you put in
Speaker 3: twenty images of Bong June Hoe and it does the text.
Speaker 2: But you bought that outside the Magic Johnson Theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it does look like yeah, like you
Speaker 1: came out of what Mickey Mickey seventeen.
Speaker 3: I did wear this to Mickey seventeen, but I put
Speaker 3: up and someone's like, yo, I got them right here.
Speaker 1: Bro to one for twenty two for thirty Hey Internet,
Speaker 1: how you doing, good morning, good to see you, good
Speaker 1: to hear from you. It's uh, you know, season three
Speaker 1: eighty four, episode one of the data. But look, we
Speaker 1: call this what happened What the hell happened over the
Speaker 1: weekend trending episode where we catch up on all the
Speaker 1: nonsense and what the heck's going on? Yeah, yeah, what
Speaker 1: the heck? What the heck's going on. Uh look, Jack
Speaker 1: will be back soon, but hey, it's still me in
Speaker 1: the place to be with my main co hosts, Andrew T.
Speaker 1: Thank you Andrew T for joining me on this Tea
Speaker 1: n D episode of dz Okay. I'm done.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't want you to keep going.
Speaker 3: I thought we finally deposed the white Man and now
Speaker 3: we rule as we see fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, we did, only for him to return.
Speaker 1: It's funny because every time Jack goes out of town
Speaker 1: is something cataclysmic happens. Like last time it was the
Speaker 1: first assassination attempt on Trump and the debate. There's that
Speaker 1: Joe Biden debate where I was like, did the airplane
Speaker 1: or what film is that where everyone does a forehead slap.
Speaker 1: It's one of those Zucker movies. Yeah, yeah, maybe it's
Speaker 1: like airplane airplane or naked gun or some shit. And
Speaker 1: then this time we got tariff fuck fest. He's got
Speaker 1: a lot to answer, He's got a lot.
Speaker 3: I mean, it does feel like like basically Jack takes
Speaker 3: off for his market manipulation summits, and then every time Jack.
Speaker 1: Leaves, he makes three hundred million dollars in the stock market.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't know. And never he
Speaker 1: never lets me in on any of these tips. But anyway,
Speaker 1: here we are telling you what's trending. Before we get
Speaker 1: to what the news was. We like to open our
Speaker 1: hearts and minds to you. Zeichkang, let you know what's
Speaker 1: overrated and underrated in our minds. Guests first, Andrew T,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm I'm losing faith that I haven't
Speaker 3: said this already, but I'll say it again. I'm just
Speaker 3: completely fucking your Spotify algorithm. Oh just like, listen to
Speaker 3: for one day a month, just listen to some shit
Speaker 3: you would never listen to, right, just so like and
Speaker 3: it really mixes it up. And not that even that
Speaker 3: this is music I find like bad. It's just music
Speaker 3: I don't really listen to. But the show Common Side
Speaker 3: Effects has I don't know if you've ever heard of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: HBO and twim Max whatever has for the first time,
Speaker 3: I think the only two good cops in UH cinematic
Speaker 3: televised history. These two cops named Campano and Harrington, who
Speaker 3: love like seventies disco, like electronica, funk ish type stuff
Speaker 3: and anyway, Almost every one of their scenes opens with
Speaker 3: them discussing like music esoterica before they get into like
Speaker 3: their like stakeout business. Yeah, Tallow disco producer Brian's talking
Speaker 3: about it's it's true and it is it is like
Speaker 3: like it's so nicely worked into the animation. There's always
Speaker 3: doing a little shoulder shimmy like every time they're talking. Anyway,
Speaker 3: someone on Spotify made a playlist of their like the
Speaker 3: music they're discussing. Yeah, so this weekend I had that
Speaker 3: on repeat, and you know it's I'll.
Speaker 2: Just I'll just look at this playlist.
Speaker 3: Now we got like Jumped the Line by Harry Belafonte,
Speaker 3: Nothing Too Crazy rescut by Bony m Oh Yeah, Let's
Speaker 3: see You, Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate War Edwin Starr,
Speaker 3: which also underrated, just admonishing society in your in your
Speaker 3: ad libs when when Edwin Star says good God, y'all,
Speaker 3: it's really.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But like I think this era of music, it's like
Speaker 3: music I like, but I don't like listen to a lot. Sure,
Speaker 3: and just like one weekend of playing this Compano and
Speaker 3: Harrington playlist really refreshed my my suggestions on Spotify. So
Speaker 3: I think in general, algorithm fucking just like make sure
Speaker 3: they don't know who you are.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's so funny, Like I now that
Speaker 1: I've now that I'm doing midlife cris DJ stuff as
Speaker 1: my new hobby, I have like an entire other YouTube
Speaker 1: account that I watch a bunch of DJ kind of
Speaker 1: stuff on because I'm like, I don't want to poison
Speaker 1: my other algorithm that I have, Like I have algorithm
Speaker 1: silos basically where I keep it clean. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is just a nerd out on cooking and dejaying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then but the thing about the algorithm one, it
Speaker 1: is wild because there are times when I let her
Speaker 1: majesty like play something because she refuses to get Spotify.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm fine using like the free things that
Speaker 1: are late chok full of ads, and she loses her mind.
Speaker 1: She like, I can't do this, and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: don't we just do Like I'll just add you to
Speaker 1: the counch. No, I don't need Spotify, just let me
Speaker 1: use yours. And it fucks my algorithm up bad like,
Speaker 1: and it is music I'm not really like into or
Speaker 1: want to hear because I listen to a ton of music,
Speaker 1: and I like it, like bringing new stuff that I
Speaker 1: like all the time. I feel like when that happens,
Speaker 1: it feels like whatever's happening with the economy right now,
Speaker 1: It's like, with just this one moment in time with
Speaker 1: the tariffs, you can completely fuck up your algorithm for.
Speaker 3: At least but Miles, here's my pitch to you. Okay,
Speaker 3: it makes you a more active listener to like to
Speaker 3: have your algorithm and even if you hate.
Speaker 2: Something, move on from it. And I genuinely think.
Speaker 3: You know you're not gonna do it, and you shouldn't
Speaker 3: because you have your system. But I am saying for
Speaker 3: the people, no.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm not saying. I'm just saying I have
Speaker 1: scram your data.
Speaker 3: Scramble your data as much as you can. Just just
Speaker 3: throw in, throw in a Joe Roken experience, every like
Speaker 3: one hundredth podcast.
Speaker 2: Listen that way, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta know what they're saying. You got they're saying because
Speaker 1: you like it.
Speaker 2: It truly it's it's so.
Speaker 3: I I genuinely find it to be because like every time,
Speaker 3: like Instagram or anyone advertises to me, I take some
Speaker 3: small comfort in how wrong they are.
Speaker 2: They genuinely do not have to do a.
Speaker 1: Thing where like you won't because like out of some
Speaker 1: weird like paranoia from like watching Enemy of the State
Speaker 1: or like conspiracy in the nineties, Like you won't do
Speaker 1: things on the internet. This this makes sense, Like you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't want to feed an algorithm a certain thing
Speaker 1: you might be interesting because you're trying to keep some
Speaker 1: of your cars.
Speaker 2: I probably should have. I think I think we all.
Speaker 3: Anyone who's listening to this podcast, Anyone who didn't set
Speaker 3: up like a VPN account to download the MP three
Speaker 3: onto a cold storage and listen to this on a
Speaker 3: separate device, has already given too.
Speaker 2: Much of the algorithm.
Speaker 3: So I mean that That's what I'm saying is like
Speaker 3: you've already put too much out here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the only way.
Speaker 3: To obfuscate yourself is to flood the zone with guard shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, because you can't, like you can't take
Speaker 3: back what you've already put out there, right, But what
Speaker 3: you can do is make them wrong about who they are.
Speaker 1: To throw them off the scent. Yeah, everybody challenge throw
Speaker 1: them off the scent. I'm like, I'm one going to
Speaker 1: be watching some weird shit about ship.
Speaker 3: Don't I should heavily asterisk this with I don't know
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about, but.
Speaker 1: That's we should heavily ask this entire show with that.
Speaker 1: But hey, people are here for the for the vibes,
Speaker 1: you know, not the facts. It's all about vibes. Were
Speaker 1: dealing vibes here. My underrated is crawfish end the story. Really,
Speaker 1: it's the season. It's crawfish season. Well, no, this is
Speaker 1: when you get fresh crawfish because a lot of times
Speaker 1: other times you're getting frozen crawfish. This is when it's fresh.
Speaker 1: And if you like a good crawfish like I do
Speaker 1: and our mutual friend Kevin does you know, we like
Speaker 1: to get we like to eat some mudbugs. I just
Speaker 1: keep I just realized that we were like in the
Speaker 1: height of like we're approach, like we're in the midst
Speaker 1: of the best time for crawfish, and I just got excited,
Speaker 1: and I just I just like, I think it's about
Speaker 1: it's about a communal table with a bunch of weird
Speaker 1: carcasses that you just rip through and disc hard, you know,
Speaker 1: to metaphor yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I I find it a little frustrating eating crawfish with
Speaker 3: some folks. I eat.
Speaker 2: I mean, clearly something's wrong with me.
Speaker 3: But I have a very much like if you don't
Speaker 3: eat it my way, you're eating it wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your I mean just like thing, yeah, just
Speaker 1: like they're like, oh, you should maybe separate the tail,
Speaker 1: and just.
Speaker 2: Like, nah, nah I do. I am fully onto.
Speaker 3: I have not left a shrimp shell or any portion
Speaker 3: of shrimp on a plate in going on ten years.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I eat if it's a shell, I take the outer
Speaker 1: part off, but I always eat the tail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not meat, dog, you eat.
Speaker 1: The outer part.
Speaker 4: Two.
Speaker 1: I like the little I like the shrimp meat because
Speaker 1: then I get my crunchies from the tail, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then I'm definitely eating the fucking
Speaker 1: head the skull.
Speaker 3: This was like, this was like an uh a, this
Speaker 3: was me trying to prove a point that I went
Speaker 3: too far on.
Speaker 1: But like you'd like, watch this ship. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: those are raw.
Speaker 2: It's I don't know, man, something something's wrong with me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's the thing, is I I am I
Speaker 3: become like that dickhead that's like you have not sufficiently
Speaker 3: sucked the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, and I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: The same way because I was also raised like with
Speaker 1: my dad's family. Like my grandfather is a like he
Speaker 1: had a barbecue restaurant and was always smoking really and
Speaker 1: shit like that, and he would always comment on how
Speaker 1: much meat people because obviously he's a black man from
Speaker 1: the depression. He's like, he's like, boy, you better rake
Speaker 1: that boney. He's like, there's still meat on there. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, and then I took that with me into adulthood.
Speaker 1: Now now I'm calling people out for not sufficiently raking
Speaker 1: the bone. Right, Yeah, here, we're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just you just have to like pick your battles.
Speaker 2: But we're right.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I pick every battle, and which
Speaker 1: is the hard part. Every time there's a battle, I'm
Speaker 1: picking it. I know. I never stand down, and that's
Speaker 1: why people don't want to hang out with me anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Oh.
Speaker 2: You can leave that cartilage. There's a cartilage on that bone.
Speaker 1: You think. It's also like being like I feel like
Speaker 1: having immigrant parents also like sort of contributes to that
Speaker 1: environment where you're it's like waste not want not kind
Speaker 1: of thing.
Speaker 2: I think, No, we eat that part immigrant.
Speaker 3: But also because like especially like like we're in like media,
Speaker 3: which has like too much where we're we professionally and
Speaker 3: probably socially are around I would say eight to fifteen
Speaker 3: percent too many white people. So I think part of
Speaker 3: the two is like really needing to like make your
Speaker 3: market and remind me of yourself who you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like no, because it's funny. My mom would
Speaker 1: say shit like that growing up. She's like you, She's
Speaker 1: like eat the tail. She's like, what are you American? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like America shaming, like ause, you know, shout out
Speaker 1: my mom for her light America shame. She's like, look
Speaker 1: at you cleaning those dishes, like you American that kind
Speaker 1: of like leaving stuff, like not cleaning stuff sufficiently. The
Speaker 1: slur was always oh, like yeah, it's really yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean the like immigrant kid thing is the frustration
Speaker 3: of like if you didn't want an American, why did
Speaker 3: you come there?
Speaker 1: Why? And then but then I know it's look, you're
Speaker 1: putting all your America assimilation dreams onto me while also
Speaker 1: being at odds with that dream at the same time,
Speaker 1: and you're giving me double speak. But either way, now
Speaker 1: I'm an insufferable dinner guest. Thank you parents, h Andrew.
Speaker 1: What's something you think is overrated since we're talking about food.
Speaker 3: Yes, my overrated is actually I will I will walk
Speaker 3: back some of the stuff. All the stuff we just
Speaker 3: did is a little overrated. Hating on like white people
Speaker 3: versions of food. I really I made before I.
Speaker 2: Think, Oh did I fuck man? Okay, okay, well what's
Speaker 2: your example?
Speaker 1: Because I remember you saying something about like we go
Speaker 1: to I felt like a while back you're saying like
Speaker 1: we too hard on white people's versions of stuff, and
Speaker 1: oh well.
Speaker 3: So here's what I did is this weekend I got
Speaker 3: a little bored and I had chicken breast in the house,
Speaker 3: which is I had boneless, skinless chicken breast in the
Speaker 3: house because okay, two things.
Speaker 2: When is I made this is? This is going to
Speaker 2: blow your mind.
Speaker 3: The best chicken stock recipe is chicken breast, boneless, skinless
Speaker 3: or otherwise you can you can do a little bone
Speaker 3: what chicken breast and aromatics in the instant pot is
Speaker 3: shockingly the best chicken stock.
Speaker 1: I guess technically, where are the where are the bones?
Speaker 1: Where are the skin? Where? What the fuck are we
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Do not know? But I promise you it's so good
Speaker 2: it will blow your mind.
Speaker 1: I'm actually fucking that you're even saying this goes against
Speaker 1: it all of philosophically, everything I thought I knew about
Speaker 1: cooking and the way I cook.
Speaker 3: I'm basically giving you the same pitch that the person
Speaker 3: who sold me others rest if it did was, like,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, it will make you mad. This
Speaker 3: goes counter to literally everything you've ever learned. But I
Speaker 3: swear to God it works, and it really did.
Speaker 1: We're talking like a Mirpa kind of thing, like you
Speaker 1: got even.
Speaker 3: I just used veggie scraps in my freezer, like I
Speaker 3: canicually save for veggie broth. But I took a boneless,
Speaker 3: skinless chicken breast, browned it in the instant pot, took
Speaker 3: it out, browned my veggie scraps, put the chicken breast
Speaker 3: on top water instant pot for forty five minutes, Let
Speaker 3: it cool, naturally, straight the fuck out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's already pretty flavorless, but the chicken breast is.
Speaker 2: If you're making like a soup. In my case, I
Speaker 2: was making Manziball.
Speaker 3: Soup for a sodor style dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, common, non religious, but.
Speaker 1: You celebrating the occasion, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say this.
Speaker 2: I also made a brisket.
Speaker 3: I think the passover sador, the traditional like you know,
Speaker 3: European Ish passive orsador is like my favorite food holiday
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 1: Like bars it and stuff too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, I like herosat.
Speaker 3: I like I like a gafilter fish from the jar
Speaker 3: with motherfucking horse radish, so good.
Speaker 2: I love all of it anyway.
Speaker 1: Herost with horse radish on a piece of matza.
Speaker 2: I put all of it together. You do that real?
Speaker 2: I'm a real like mash it all together?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get I get nasty at anyway, So you
Speaker 1: made this so okay, So what do you do with
Speaker 1: the chicken out after you make them? Stock?
Speaker 3: So you can so in case I shredded and put
Speaker 3: it back into also put a mad duck fat instead
Speaker 3: of vegetable oil in the mansa balls.
Speaker 2: They're very dense but very good.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're not even using like traditional schmaltz.
Speaker 2: You're kind of little Well, I had duck fat for yellow.
Speaker 3: Want to know anyway, The point is, uh, so that's
Speaker 3: the chicken broth recipe. But also I had boneless, skinless
Speaker 3: fucking chicken breast in my fridge, so I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna Chinese American
Speaker 3: like chicken and broccoli, and I fucking like velveted that
Speaker 3: ship with like baking soda and corn starch and like
Speaker 3: all this business.
Speaker 2: And I have to say, I was like, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I said, if this is a repeat, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, no, this isn't. This is not. This is not,
Speaker 1: this is not. And now I'm I'm I don't have
Speaker 1: an instant pot. I never did, so it's not like
Speaker 1: I can make a I lost one in the fire joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm in the market for that and an air
Speaker 1: fryer because I didn't have an air I never had
Speaker 1: an air fryer either, because I'm just so like old
Speaker 1: school with the way I I'm not old school, I
Speaker 1: just never got one.
Speaker 3: I'm an unbelievable hater on air friers and I do
Speaker 3: not own one, but I have I have come to
Speaker 3: understand that they're quite good.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, but good for that.
Speaker 3: I'm a hater, as you can tell. I'm a fucking
Speaker 3: like look, look, i'm a professional.
Speaker 1: The table the o, so my overrated I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead since we're just contradicting ourselves with our overrateds
Speaker 1: from the underrated. H Yeah, like you were saying, fuck
Speaker 1: up your algorithm, do something different. My overrated is going
Speaker 1: to concerts for the genres you love only and not
Speaker 1: branching out because I went to a fucking metal show.
Speaker 1: I saw Machuga and Cannibal Corpse on Wednesday. And my
Speaker 1: boy is super into metal. Like one of my old
Speaker 1: roommates who I used to work with in politics, he
Speaker 1: put me onto like a lot of metal and I
Speaker 1: was always like, bro, this is not for me, and
Speaker 1: he's like, dude, it's He's like if you actually under
Speaker 1: like you like music, like musicianship, He's like, yeah, listen
Speaker 1: to what they're playing and listen to how they're playing it,
Speaker 1: like listen to the like you fuck with good drumming,
Speaker 1: listen to this. And I was like hooked. I was
Speaker 1: like damn, like this shit is fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 1: And then after the fire, he was like, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: I got his tickets, like we can go see my shuga.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, like you I always send you
Speaker 1: tracks listen to, but we can go see the show.
Speaker 1: And he's like, and they don't like, this will be
Speaker 1: a good show to go to. I was like, A,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's not really my vibe. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I'm like, fuck, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what my vibe is anymore. So
Speaker 1: I said, let's go, dude. It was so fucking dope
Speaker 1: to see because like just being in that completely different environment.
Speaker 1: I mean I remember going to like metal kind of
Speaker 1: is shows like where people were mashing when I was
Speaker 1: like younger, but the way this circle pit opened up
Speaker 1: during like these two acts I was I was just
Speaker 1: like everything was very stimulating in this very interesting way,
Speaker 1: and it really just gave me a different dimension because
Speaker 1: I think it's like anything right when we kind of
Speaker 1: like look at genres of music or the fans of
Speaker 1: genres of music, you're like, oh yeah, it's all kind
Speaker 1: of like this way or whatever. And sure, maybe visually
Speaker 1: like the aesthetic is that, but then you go and
Speaker 1: you kind of like are talking to people and just
Speaker 1: seeing what's up, and it's like it's just anyway, shout out,
Speaker 1: shout out people, shout out all genres of music except
Speaker 1: for ones where there's like actively racist people at them.
Speaker 1: This shit was just so fun and getting out of
Speaker 1: your comfort zone, especially with music, I think is a
Speaker 1: really easy way to like give yourself a quick expansion,
Speaker 1: like like travel. Does you know what I mean? It
Speaker 1: feels like travel in this really weird way when you
Speaker 1: go and really kind of like find a genre you're
Speaker 1: kind of curious about, because don't subject yourself to music
Speaker 1: you can't stand. That's gonna be just not enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Below.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you think if you dabble and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds good, just go check it out.
Speaker 2: It's gonna listen.
Speaker 3: It a tallow disco plus metal, is what we're saying here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I do not have the same relationship to music that
Speaker 3: you do. I feel like on a like connoisseurce ship level.
Speaker 3: But what I have been trying to do is just
Speaker 3: like shimmy my shoulders a little bit. It's strongly inspired
Speaker 3: by this TV show and it.
Speaker 2: Helps a lot.
Speaker 1: Dude, shimmy gotta shame you gotta let your big toast
Speaker 1: shoot up in your boot.
Speaker 2: We we this is listen.
Speaker 3: The viewers are suffering because this is not a video episode,
Speaker 3: but but we we're just we've been.
Speaker 2: Doing this thing.
Speaker 1: It looks like that at the Roxbury Yeah plus middle age.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, when those over under, we got to
Speaker 3: keep your neck limber because my traps are like killing
Speaker 3: you right now, all right, we'll come right back to
Speaker 3: tell you about the news after this.
Speaker 1: And we are back. I always think of this tweet
Speaker 1: where it must have been a brit who tweeted it
Speaker 1: because it said you can't spell tariffs without ffs uh.
Speaker 1: For fuck's sake, because my god, so many one eighties,
Speaker 1: three sixties, seven twenties, ten eighties. We don't know what
Speaker 1: which direction we were ever oriented in when it comes
Speaker 1: to tariffs, not we the president. So just days after
Speaker 1: we all found out that Apple flew like five cargo
Speaker 1: planes ak six hundred tons of iPhones to the US
Speaker 1: to avoid the tariffs, the Trump administration like randomly and
Speaker 1: quietly issued an exemption to China's quote reciprocal tariffs, but
Speaker 1: just for electronics like cell phones, in computers, in other words,
Speaker 1: the country's most valuable export. And you're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: that's that. That that's good, I think right. The move, also,
Speaker 1: I think should be noted, would also benefit big tech
Speaker 1: companies like Apple, Samsung, and chip makers like Nvidia. All
Speaker 1: people who have tried to sidle up to to Trump
Speaker 1: over the last year.
Speaker 3: Well, and and also the people who the like fucking
Speaker 3: four companies that really make up the reality of the
Speaker 3: stock market. So helping them gives the like simple s
Speaker 3: and p five hundred pumps.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people are like telling Trump it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: in Vidia cannot crash. Dude that whole AI fucking bubble
Speaker 1: Ye advise on a few different factors, and that's a
Speaker 1: big one. Well he's I mean, he's surrounded by like
Speaker 1: bitcoin bros. So like, yeah, but I think so anyway,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, we have no idea what the fuck
Speaker 1: he's thinking. Because then so Howard Lutnik was on TV
Speaker 1: and he was basically suggesting iPhone. You know, we looked
Speaker 1: at this clip where he was being like they got
Speaker 1: to be made in the US, you know, like where
Speaker 1: they got the millions of screws or people that put
Speaker 1: in tiny screws. But then he contradicted himself later like
Speaker 1: because then automation will do all that and Elon's robots,
Speaker 1: and you're like, is are we tiny screwing or the
Speaker 1: robots doing it for us?
Speaker 2: But also like these guys talk so much shit.
Speaker 3: But like, you know, for considering that, they're the fucking
Speaker 3: like facts, don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 2: People like yeah what robots, dog can't do shit?
Speaker 1: I know, they're like the one that kim Ka laid
Speaker 1: down with in an ad. Yeah, that's not.
Speaker 3: Even close that happening for They can keep talking science
Speaker 3: fiction if they want, but like, this is not real.
Speaker 1: I so like, yeah, it must be cool to be
Speaker 1: like a boomer where that shit is so magical to
Speaker 1: you and you think it's happened because like it is
Speaker 1: said with this like gee whiz kind. Yeah's robots, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they really believe it. Yeah, yeah, maybe he's like
Speaker 1: Elon showed me a clip on his phone of like
Speaker 1: a robot fucking doing screws. It was amazing.
Speaker 3: But no, I mean that's the thing is the country
Speaker 3: is being run by people who because they were voted
Speaker 3: in by these people who can be fooled by Facebook videos.
Speaker 1: They can be fooled by another man showing them a
Speaker 1: video on their phone.
Speaker 2: And accept that as reality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the bar for a lot of these people. Then,
Speaker 1: following the exemption news, let Nick then told ABC that
Speaker 1: it was only temporary and that the same products will
Speaker 1: be subject to quote semiconductor tariffs in a quote month
Speaker 1: or two. It's just like so wild. Everyone's like, where
Speaker 1: where the fuck are we at? Of course this is
Speaker 1: all just pointless because these tariffs that are upending global
Speaker 1: trade in the economy. Turns out, at this moment, or
Speaker 1: at at least as of this weekend, the reporting was
Speaker 1: that these tariffs aren't even being collected because the US
Speaker 1: Customs and Border Protection quote an entry code in the
Speaker 1: US system for American ships we used to have they're
Speaker 1: freight exempted from tariffs isn't working. So a glitch is
Speaker 1: now saying we're not even collecting fucking tariffs. Setport.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the awesome thing too, is like, listen, the
Speaker 3: one thing I bring to the table I think that
Speaker 3: maybe not a lot of your guests or people in
Speaker 3: the podcast world, is like, I spent my twenties being
Speaker 3: a bad computer programmer. I literally wrote code that was
Speaker 3: like good enough to keep me employed, but was objectively bad, right,
Speaker 3: And I know bad coder is when I see it.
Speaker 3: And all this dose shit is just a bunch of
Speaker 3: fucking software clouds who are bad at that. You're not
Speaker 3: even bad at their job. What's the road. What's the road, like,
Speaker 3: what's the gateway? What's like the Pokemon evolution of a
Speaker 3: code or to end up at doge Like where are
Speaker 3: these people starting? What are they even trying to? Like,
Speaker 3: what are they pursuing? What's their dream job?
Speaker 1: Is just to right shitty code or code is just
Speaker 1: like the means to the end I think.
Speaker 3: I mean, these guys are probably like fucking Silicon Valley
Speaker 3: like software guys because they're on their twenties.
Speaker 2: Like the road is short, the road is short.
Speaker 3: They were you know, probably like just like Nazis on
Speaker 3: like gethub comments sections and are willing to do this
Speaker 3: like like that's the thing is like then the number
Speaker 3: one job requirement is willing to do that because like
Speaker 3: none of it is technical. They're like like the thing
Speaker 3: that impresses Elon Moore is not like, oh this code
Speaker 3: is bug bug free, even because like when he started
Speaker 3: at Twitter, he was like I'll personally be reviewing the
Speaker 3: code and it's like, no, you want you And even
Speaker 3: if you were good, you're not a fucking engineer like
Speaker 3: like what you dickhead?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, of course, Like.
Speaker 3: So like these guys like but he's impressed by the
Speaker 3: Silicon Valley culture of like oh shit, we like we
Speaker 3: slept in our offices and we've been eating pizza for
Speaker 3: nine days straight, like you know, corporate pizza, but like
Speaker 3: none of the actual like engineering or realizing that like
Speaker 3: this shit takes time.
Speaker 2: Like he thinks hacking.
Speaker 3: Is just like tap tap tapping at the thing and
Speaker 3: being like, I'm.
Speaker 1: In even I think he think hacks. He probably thinks
Speaker 1: hacking is just wearing really tiny sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, look at these little fucking lenses. I
Speaker 1: got shout out Jamie loftus cosplays.
Speaker 3: So like like I think I suspect.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: I'm sure these guys were like good at one guy
Speaker 3: called big Balls. Yeah, they're not on like working on
Speaker 3: a timeline where like it matters. They're just like like
Speaker 3: hatching shit, breaking stuff like if it works, it works.
Speaker 3: If not, like oops, will like fix it later. But
Speaker 3: the thing is, it's like you know these these small
Speaker 3: mistakes these days have consequences and like to go fast
Speaker 3: break things. It's like, well, you're breaking things that are
Speaker 3: permanently broken and are like even even these marginal like
Speaker 3: say they fix this tariff code in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: That's fucking billions of dolls.
Speaker 1: Yes, gone, thank god they're not. But either way, it's
Speaker 1: still affecting the economy at large.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But oh wait, just so you know, on fucking Sunday,
Speaker 1: President brain Rot got on his fucking Fisher Price phone
Speaker 1: and decided to blast this message out. Quote, there was
Speaker 1: no tariff exception. These products are subject to the existing
Speaker 1: twenty percent fentanyl tariffs and they are just moving to
Speaker 1: a different tariff bucket. Okay, dude, I just want to know.
Speaker 1: I like, where is the signal chat where I can
Speaker 1: get on to find out where all the oligarchs get
Speaker 1: their heads ups on when to buy or dump stock?
Speaker 1: Because this shit is still to open at this point.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. You're liable to get added to that shit.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Merely saying it out loud, like with all the probably
Speaker 1: surveillance tech, like I can work the algorithms. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have been very add miles to Secret Signal Group. I
Speaker 1: know you're add to ballers on the stock Market Crew
Speaker 1: Group thread on Signal Now, all right, then, the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court kind of told Trump to bring back kilmar Abrego Garcia,
Speaker 1: the innocent father of three from Maryland who was taken
Speaker 1: away to El Salvador to a torture prison. So then
Speaker 1: shit got pedantic. So basically, the court ruled that the
Speaker 1: Trump administration had to facilitate the return of the innocent man.
Speaker 1: Then it got pedantic as the White House then said
Speaker 1: they only had to facilitate and not effectuate their return. Saturday,
Speaker 1: things escalated further when the administration had to go to
Speaker 1: court to let the judge know what steps were being
Speaker 1: taken to return Abrego Garcia to the United States. They
Speaker 1: basically just said, we ain't doing shit, bro, you can't
Speaker 1: really do nothing about it. This is what one of
Speaker 1: the lawyers said when they were asked what steps have
Speaker 1: been taken to return this man. This is how the
Speaker 1: answer quote. It is my understanding, based on official reporting
Speaker 1: from our embassy in San Salvador, that Abrego Garcia is
Speaker 1: currently being held in the terrorism Confinement Center in El Salvador.
Speaker 1: He is alive and secure in that facility. He has
Speaker 1: detained pursue it to the sovereign domestic authority of El Salvador.
Speaker 1: So sorry, my honor, they are sovereign nation. We respect
Speaker 1: sovereign nations and the sovereignty of all nations, and we
Speaker 1: can't make them do anything. Therefore shrug emoji. This is
Speaker 1: like dark for so many reasons, But the two that
Speaker 1: really stick out are that what is really going on
Speaker 1: with Kilmar Abrego Garcia? Is he missing? Is he alive still?
Speaker 1: What is the like? That's what are they delaying because
Speaker 1: they don't know where he's at or what the state
Speaker 1: of him is. But and also at the same time,
Speaker 1: because it can be both or either, they definitely want
Speaker 1: to probably set a precedent here that disappearing people in
Speaker 1: the country without due process and saying that once they're
Speaker 1: off us soil ah, we can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1: They want to sort of cross that rubicon, and if
Speaker 1: they listen to the judge, then they sort of they
Speaker 1: lose that tactic. And the one thing we know is
Speaker 1: President Bukele of El Salvador will do or say whatever
Speaker 1: Trump wants, And in fact, on Monday he's visiting Trump
Speaker 1: for whatever reason. I think, maybe just to rub it
Speaker 1: in people's faces, or maybe Bukeles like, hey, how are
Speaker 1: we going to play this one?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck you're gonna do here?
Speaker 3: But yeah, very very grim I mean this plus the
Speaker 3: like tariff's business too, though, is at like to the
Speaker 3: extent that there is a tiny shred of a silver
Speaker 3: lining here, is that like as much power as like
Speaker 3: Trump and trumpsm wields domestically and internationally, there are pieces
Speaker 3: of international like like you know, not Ol Salvador, but
Speaker 3: China doesn't have.
Speaker 2: To go along with you know, just craziness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, you can all die together, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Russia doesn't have to, and so like, and you
Speaker 3: watch them like get bogged down in the details.
Speaker 2: Like Trump likes making proclamations.
Speaker 3: He does not like talking about different tariff buckets, or
Speaker 3: like the difference between facilitate and effectuating.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So like you.
Speaker 2: Know, obviously this is bad and worse than the first
Speaker 2: Trump one.
Speaker 3: But the thing that really did happen last time is
Speaker 3: he very clearly got bored with the bureaucracy and like,
Speaker 3: you know, not that damage can't be done, but that
Speaker 3: is sort of what it is weird watching them sort
Speaker 3: of get smothered by bureaucracy, like rightful bureaucracy and like
Speaker 3: not even just bureaucracy, just rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're trying to push through. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: definitely clear because they I think they to your point,
Speaker 1: like they knew that's what held things up a lot
Speaker 1: last time. And now they're like, well, if we're going
Speaker 1: to go full mask off, like we got to get
Speaker 1: ahead of it. But they there's still a few roadblocks.
Speaker 1: I hope, Well it helps.
Speaker 3: It helps that they're dumb, and it helps that like
Speaker 3: reality is not on their side, like what are they
Speaker 3: actually going to do. They're still like they're like, I mean, look,
Speaker 3: they are taking us with them, but they are wiley
Speaker 3: coyote several paces off the edge of the cliff at
Speaker 3: this point, and they just need to keep pumping their
Speaker 3: legs than running.
Speaker 1: I know, but we're all tethered to it is the problem.
Speaker 1: And as this happens, you know, he's also like sort
Speaker 1: of intimating that they're talking about disappearing American citizens just
Speaker 1: as quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll do that for sure.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I mean, like, but yeah, to
Speaker 1: your point, like even with all the tough guy projection
Speaker 1: that they're doing, like behind the scenes, they were begging
Speaker 1: China to just ask for a call with Trump because
Speaker 1: clearly they're the boss over here in the White House.
Speaker 1: Is so seen now they're like, oh, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: The only way he'll talk is if he thinks they
Speaker 1: came to the table and like they we have to
Speaker 1: figure out a way. And they begged and they're like, dude,
Speaker 1: we're not calling Trump, We're not asking for a call.
Speaker 1: You're fucking serious. Yeah, get fucked cool. It's also just
Speaker 1: in the last bit of Trump news, and I swear
Speaker 1: this is it. Maybe not he he got his annual
Speaker 1: My doctor is a liar note this year aka his
Speaker 1: physical exam. I just this, God fuck it. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to fuck it's fucking stupid. The guy, the
Speaker 1: doctor's lying and acting like his his frequent victories in
Speaker 1: golf has helped keep his well contribute significantly to his
Speaker 1: well being.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's good that it's a lie, because like,
Speaker 3: who cares, Like this motherfucker is a decrepit, sad old man,
Speaker 3: and yes, we are all going down with him, don't
Speaker 3: get me wrong, but yeah, it's like like this is
Speaker 3: just some some continual like sad, fucking like weird propaganda
Speaker 3: that like ya, it doesn't fool anyone, But no one
Speaker 3: is convinced by this, No except for his most most
Speaker 3: unwell followers, but like what could possibly be said in
Speaker 3: here that would change, like, like you know, it could
Speaker 3: not make those people more enthusiastic about Trump, like like
Speaker 3: they are at rapidly diminished returns on tuh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially like this last week with the amount of
Speaker 1: like retirees that were maga retirees whore like, ah, I had,
Speaker 1: I had money that I was going to live off of,
Speaker 1: but that's I don't know. I mean, hopefully this leads
Speaker 1: to some kind of like radicalizing event for people, not
Speaker 1: fully radicalizing, but at least yeah, yeah, we'd have to
Speaker 1: get pretty radical here. Yeah, shout out the square word symbol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
Speaker 1: and talk about Coachella ella a a A And we're
Speaker 1: back Coachella weekend one a k A. When the traffic
Speaker 1: dies down just a little bit, just a little bit more,
Speaker 1: did you do any did you do any long drives?
Speaker 1: And go, oh, that's right, it's Coachella.
Speaker 3: It was like deep into Saturday. It was right fucking
Speaker 3: old obviously, but like I truly was like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is happening? And someone on a group chat was like, well,
Speaker 3: it's Coachella, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, ahh yeah, it's when the city finally
Speaker 1: farts and that's the bad shit. Yeah yeah, go down
Speaker 1: to Indio and let us let us the gut microbes replenish.
Speaker 1: But yeah, apparently it was a rocky start there. Like
Speaker 1: I saw videos of people in lines to do the
Speaker 1: car camping the night before the festival started, twelve hour lines.
Speaker 1: People were like doxing, like line cutters, like people who
Speaker 1: were like yeah yeah, like getting in the lane and
Speaker 1: then just cutting in line cutting. People were like, get this, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: There's so many people doxing these line cuttered people. And
Speaker 1: I get it. When you're in a line that's fucking
Speaker 1: twelve hours and some dick just wants to snake in
Speaker 1: when you're not paying attention, it's as.
Speaker 2: Truly like hissing off. However, many hundreds of people that
Speaker 2: you were going to be in a confined camp round, Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems unwise.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, especially if you're car camping, because look, bro,
Speaker 1: people will do some dumb shit like let the air
Speaker 1: out of your tires when you're at the festival. Like
Speaker 1: I've seen I've kept collectively dumb shit, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: big Catherine hanwin. But anyway, there were no porta potties around.
Speaker 1: Some people said it was worse than Fire Festival, and
Speaker 1: come on, now, at least they're an actual festival. Happened,
Speaker 1: so let's let's not get too trim.
Speaker 3: Also, one hundred percent Coachella twenty twenty five attendees and
Speaker 3: Fire Festival attendees a probably depressing amount of overlap.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's one circle. It's one circle. It's not
Speaker 1: a men diagram. How it's a circle?
Speaker 2: Was there any explanation on how it's possible it got worse?
Speaker 3: Like how could this thing that there's I actually do
Speaker 3: not understand logistically how this could not be a well
Speaker 3: oiled machine at this point.
Speaker 2: Like, how could it get worse? How can logistics get worse?
Speaker 1: But I feel like every year people have been, like
Speaker 1: even last year, yeah, people have been were complaining. It's
Speaker 1: probably just the lack of like real maybe i'd imagine,
Speaker 1: like anything, lack of investment in the infrastructure and like
Speaker 1: human infrastructure.
Speaker 3: To do this.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, I really don't know, And if you were there,
Speaker 1: let us know. But it sounds like it was all
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 3: The campground should have at this point fucking because that's
Speaker 3: the same place where they do like stagecoach and all
Speaker 3: this other shit like it should have like Disneyland level
Speaker 3: like infrastructure.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like why what else is it gonna be?
Speaker 2: Ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're just like, I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: it's a banking operation at this point. But look, nobody
Speaker 1: had to suck dick for evy on like at Fire Festival,
Speaker 1: or at least you know, offer to do that. But
Speaker 1: they still got to see people like Green Day and
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga and also an eighty three year old man
Speaker 1: fashioning a kayak out of wood. Oh I mean denouncing fascism. Yes.
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at Coachella, introducing Clara
Speaker 1: the Artist and warning the crowd the future of what
Speaker 1: happens to America is dependent upon your generation. And when
Speaker 1: he brought up Trump, everyone booed. And that was Coachella.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many I don't know how many
Speaker 1: of those people in the audience completely absorbed the message,
Speaker 1: because I feel like maybe the rally you were at
Speaker 1: earlier this weekend in La with AOC that had almost
Speaker 1: forty thousand people at it, those people were probably listening
Speaker 1: to every word. These people that were going, they were
Speaker 1: probably so fucked up on Malli that they were wondering
Speaker 1: why there was no more music playing during the while
Speaker 1: they were peaking. Oh yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: There's also the.
Speaker 3: Fact that, like again, the Coachella twenty twenty five crowd
Speaker 3: is probably comprised of a depressingly high amount of the famous.
Speaker 1: You know, Mega gen z. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: like the type of influencers who are just like calling
Speaker 1: on crypto and whatever. So anyway, I don't know, people
Speaker 1: seem to a bloo at the right time, so I
Speaker 1: guess we can take that as a positive. But also,
Speaker 1: you know, like fuck it, get in front of as
Speaker 1: many people, even if you're not listening, let him know.
Speaker 1: Shit's fucked y'all. And like, yeah, I mean, maybe it
Speaker 1: is a good message, Like hey, I hate to fucking
Speaker 1: ruin Coachella for you guys, but there's some serious shit
Speaker 1: if you want to chella it up, you know, the
Speaker 1: in the foreseeable future. Maybe or not. I don't know,
Speaker 1: just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, all of my political instincts, well, all
Speaker 3: of my political judgments have always been correct, but my
Speaker 3: political instincts have always been incorrect, right exactly. So I
Speaker 3: always know who the Nazis are. I just don't know
Speaker 3: what to do about it.
Speaker 1: I just don't know how to talk to them, talk
Speaker 1: to the aspiring ones. So then while this was happening,
Speaker 1: you know, he made a huge speed uh. Like the
Speaker 1: New York Posts said, They're like, oh, they said his
Speaker 1: remarks were quote a ranting speech, but then they were
Speaker 1: like Trump though thrills crowds at the UFC fight in Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was an interesting moment here. He brought Marco Rubio
Speaker 1: RFK Junior and a man who is always in constant shock,
Speaker 1: Cash Patel, along with Ted Cruz as like his entourage.
Speaker 1: I think the one notable moment that I think people
Speaker 1: may have saw over the weekend was he was going
Speaker 1: and like greeting some of the cabinet members and like
Speaker 1: said what's up to like RFK Junior, but then snubbed
Speaker 1: Cheryl Hines totally. Yeah, this was I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: like frame by frame this. He gives him a hug, just.
Speaker 2: Woo, and Cheryl Hines does the Hollywood like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she tried, she said, oh, hi, huh,
Speaker 1: maybe not he did that shit. He looked at her
Speaker 1: and said, no, I'm quol on this shit. A lot
Speaker 1: of people put Curb the Curb.
Speaker 2: Game over that we haven't needed a season nineteen of Kurb.
Speaker 1: I know that, Cheryl. Cheryl, Cheryl, look what you did.
Speaker 1: You thought you could play both sides. You thought you
Speaker 1: could say your little skincare and also be like, I
Speaker 1: disagree with my husband, mister brainworms, and then try and
Speaker 1: shake the president's hand. Bro Yeah, nobody fucking with You're
Speaker 1: just sorry, Cheryl, And in this case, just like when
Speaker 1: you and Larry got divorced in the show. Sorry, miss Cheryl,
Speaker 1: We're going with mister Larry. Yeah, you know, we're going
Speaker 1: with mister.
Speaker 3: My tiny contribution to this is the tag that the
Speaker 3: pro hitler UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell to get choked out.
Speaker 1: This somebody caught him talking trash about walking out of
Speaker 1: Anger Management early because whoever he fuds it, Oh you're
Speaker 1: a tough guy, put his ass two s L E E. P.
Speaker 1: Sleep Yeah, you love to.
Speaker 3: But I do want to say not just pro hitler
Speaker 3: in the way that I, you know, will casually call
Speaker 3: people fascist. This guy actually is on record talk about
Speaker 3: how much he likes it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, big, big time, big time.
Speaker 1: Brian the Editor asked, why do we assume Cheryl Hines
Speaker 1: is liberal because she talks she's always couched her like
Speaker 1: love of RFK, because they're like, you're you're you're giving liberal.
Speaker 1: You show up at these places and espouse these things,
Speaker 1: but your husband is completely antithetical to it. And she
Speaker 1: was doing this whole thing over this time. She's like,
Speaker 1: while I disagree with my husband's views, or while I
Speaker 1: disagree with blah blah blah, she's just doing the writing
Speaker 1: the needle thing. I mean, I mean, yeah, to your point,
Speaker 1: she probably is not, and for the optics tries to
Speaker 1: do it. But either way, she wants to present.
Speaker 3: As she's like liberal in the sense that she's like
Speaker 3: a contemporary American Democrat, which means she's like sort of
Speaker 3: center right as far as like most economic things go,
Speaker 3: most like governance things go, and is a little more
Speaker 3: distasteful about homophobia exact most.
Speaker 1: She's okay, sorry to put it in this way, she's
Speaker 1: one of those like like liberals who's quote, as long
Speaker 1: as my money's right, I don't really care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a Santa Monica liberal, right, which
Speaker 3: if you're she's a conservative, if you're judging on.
Speaker 1: Earth, a Santa Monica liberal who hates unhoused people and
Speaker 1: is anti Fax. That is basically what that like.
Speaker 3: When you describe that in like a global political framework,
Speaker 3: that's a conservative in America, it happens that that's on
Speaker 3: the liberal side of fifty to fifty media.
Speaker 1: And again, if you just want to hear Bryce Mitchell,
Speaker 1: this is this is what he was saying in January.
Speaker 1: Just again like you were saying, Andrew, not like he's
Speaker 1: dabbles in it. He's out here full throat endorsing Hitler.
Speaker 4: Hitler, Helen, the Nazis. I really don't think that he was,
Speaker 4: because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy
Speaker 4: based upon my own research, not my public education indoctrination.
Speaker 4: I really do think before Hitler got on myth, he
Speaker 4: was a god go fishing with.
Speaker 1: You heard it here, folks. Hey, you know what sucks though,
Speaker 1: Price Man, I get that. Man. How many homies do
Speaker 1: we know? He said? Man, before he got on meth,
Speaker 1: he was somebody we could go fishing with.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: The next thing you know, we're out here trying to
Speaker 1: asking me to go to a party. He pulls up
Speaker 1: to a construction site, Hey, asking me how much fucking
Speaker 1: copper wiring can I pull out with my bare hands? No,
Speaker 1: we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: Blaming blaming uh, meth, meth or or like yeah, for
Speaker 3: for the actions of Adolf Hitler was really, I mean,
Speaker 3: without without getting too into it, every one of those
Speaker 3: motherfuckers and everyone until somewhere around Jimmy Carter was on
Speaker 3: meth right exactly.
Speaker 1: Let's not blame the meth you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: that's meth got shipped done. Yeah, hey, honestly based on
Speaker 1: my own research. Oh my god, he looked at a
Speaker 1: fucking meme. Yeah, boy boy? Howdy?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: And then finally, did you see I guess I should
Speaker 1: ask you before I hit the short? Did you see
Speaker 1: the SNL White Lotus White Potus sketch?
Speaker 4: Im?
Speaker 2: So I missed it? I usually you're wearing recording during
Speaker 2: my catching up on SNL.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: No, and look, people know people know me. I'm I
Speaker 1: miss this shit too. This is the problem. I was
Speaker 1: gonna watch the sketch, but I'm so I'm dragging my
Speaker 1: carcass through watching this season a White Lotus because it's
Speaker 1: so uninteresting to me that like part of me wanted
Speaker 1: to avoid it in case there's spoilers. And then I
Speaker 1: was just like, then when I saw Amy lou Wood
Speaker 1: post how she was like, man, bro, this ship was trash, bro.
Speaker 1: They're just trying to fucking make fun of me, like
Speaker 1: in the wrong ways. I was like, oh, never mind, maybe, eh, whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't need to combine the two things that are
Speaker 1: no pleasure right now, White Lotus and the tariffs in
Speaker 1: one sketch.
Speaker 2: Never nah, I'll pass.
Speaker 3: I I'm gonna pick my words about White Lotus, but
Speaker 3: I just I wish uh White Lotus had more a
Speaker 3: more diverse writer's room, which is, by the way, to say,
Speaker 3: any writer's room, but a more diverse writer's room.
Speaker 1: Is it just Mike White all the time? Is this him?
Speaker 2: I don't know about this season, but I believe it mostly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean the way he lost, the way this thing
Speaker 1: has just you can see it lose momentum over the seasons.
Speaker 1: You're like season one, You're like, okay, we got a
Speaker 1: little commentary. Now we're talking about Americans from the mainland
Speaker 1: coming to Hawaii. Maybe there's some tension there. Then it
Speaker 1: felt like Mike White's like, that's kind of too much
Speaker 1: thinking what about what about Italy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just I again, I just I think this is
Speaker 3: a show that like really really really could benefit from
Speaker 3: more viewpoints. Yeah, because I'll just say season one of
Speaker 3: White lotus my actual favorite characters, and to me, the
Speaker 3: characters that would matter the most had their storylines concluded
Speaker 3: off camera, which is the two native employees. Number one,
Speaker 3: the lady who shows up on her due date in
Speaker 3: the pilot just here that she gave birth, and then
Speaker 3: the employee dude who was like part of the like heist.
Speaker 3: I was like, these two are the people. These two
Speaker 3: are the people the story is about exactly in my opinion.
Speaker 3: They're like, well, what about the girls who talk like
Speaker 3: sort of gen Z podcast brain people who like Mike
Speaker 3: White was like told, yeah, what's her face?
Speaker 2: Sweeny sweeny to like listen.
Speaker 1: To Red Scare to like get the vibes down of
Speaker 1: like what you want. And they're like, this is the
Speaker 1: interesting part is all this other tension around thee.
Speaker 3: I just wish there was There's so much There's so
Speaker 3: much more. There's so much more that I wish could
Speaker 3: be in there. I will say if we're going to
Speaker 3: pitch SNL. I believe it was from two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Echo Wodem did a shockingly long and amazing just stand
Speaker 3: up routine during Weekend Update. That was just just her
Speaker 3: doing an impression of like a you know, a stand
Speaker 3: up comedian in all the ways that that can mean.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's I'm speaking of And you know there's
Speaker 1: gonna be the Like UK spinoff now oh no, yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you know? I did not? That's going to launch
Speaker 1: next year, So it's like Lorne Michaels and it's like
Speaker 1: Ashling b that has been tipped to be in it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I will see, I'll.
Speaker 3: Just I'll let me just say I think I've been
Speaker 3: on the show enough that I may have already suggested
Speaker 3: this also as a thing to enjoy.
Speaker 2: But I believe they did one season of Law and
Speaker 2: Order UK and.
Speaker 3: It is, in my mind, one of the it's one
Speaker 3: of the funniest cop procedurals I personally have ever seen
Speaker 3: as someone who doesn't watch a ton of British cop procedurals,
Speaker 3: which I know is a very funny thing, but to me,
Speaker 3: it's so funny because in all the British ways.
Speaker 2: The cops don't have guns and the lawyers have to
Speaker 2: wear wigs and it's so good.
Speaker 1: I know they're like arguing, like hold on, let me
Speaker 1: put my fucking a little barrister cap on with my
Speaker 1: curly white hairs.
Speaker 3: It's it's just the long court segment because the like
Speaker 3: structure of it is the same as Law and Order America.
Speaker 3: But it's just the things that make the British legal
Speaker 3: says some different are so funny to me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love seeing like and I just love
Speaker 1: though too how like ignorant. I just remember seeing it
Speaker 1: every time, like why they gotta wear the wig and
Speaker 1: then pardons? I think that's why maybe it's better, like
Speaker 1: you gotta like can you be a shitty lawyer and
Speaker 1: fuck around in court and be like a sleazy lawyer?
Speaker 1: I'm sure, Hey, uk Zyking, let me know, Like it
Speaker 1: must be so funny to see it, dude, be a
Speaker 1: scumbag barrister like in court, like an ambulance chaser type lawyer,
Speaker 1: but doing it with your little barrister cap like little
Speaker 1: barrister wig on. Oh I I mean look it obviously though,
Speaker 1: it is like just a reminder that this system is
Speaker 1: made for white men.
Speaker 3: But in Law and Order UK, the thing that was
Speaker 3: to me the funniest is the whatever their version of
Speaker 3: the ada is. So in Law and Order America casting
Speaker 3: it is almost always a very attractive woman. And in
Speaker 3: Law and Order UK, I believe if I recall correctly,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to look it up, it was a
Speaker 3: uh a Nigerian British actress. So when she was wearing
Speaker 3: the barrister's wig, it's, yeah, it's just so insane to me.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm always like when I see like the
Speaker 1: barristers of color and I'm like, well, get them.
Speaker 3: Yes, you should be able, you should be able to
Speaker 3: at least get color a texture.
Speaker 1: Pay does everybody look like they're about to fucking pull
Speaker 1: up to George Washington in a fucking pistol rule? Like
Speaker 1: why why is it? Whatever?
Speaker 3: It's like so weird because it's like it is just
Speaker 3: like institutionalized white supremacy.
Speaker 2: But also it looks insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, embarrass barristers, give us you give.
Speaker 2: Us glories, barrister, that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm curious what a UK like. I wonder
Speaker 1: who the writing is, what the writing is going to
Speaker 1: be like, because there's I mean, I like like English comedies,
Speaker 1: like UK comedies. I'm I'm definitely into it. So I
Speaker 1: wonder if they're going to do the thing where they're like,
Speaker 1: we just need to do you SNL but with accents
Speaker 1: and keep the same style, with British sensibility, that minimalism.
Speaker 3: My wish, of course is that like the American SNL,
Speaker 3: it will be made by unbelievably talented people, but every
Speaker 3: now and again have a bizarre right wing viewpoint that
Speaker 3: is very clearly put in by the producers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some weird like Bregs. Wasn't so bad? Was it?
Speaker 1: Kind of sketch? I guess can heard what's happening over here.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't like. People, you don't want you.
Speaker 3: We talked a lot of shit about Brexit. Yeah look
Speaker 3: what we did, and we ripped off our own nose
Speaker 3: in front of everyone.
Speaker 1: Uh, what a time? What a time? All right, y'all, Well,
Speaker 1: that's gonna wrap it up for what we were covering
Speaker 1: in terms of what trended over the weekend. Bits of
Speaker 1: ups and downs for everybody. But yeah, andrew T, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining me. We are going to
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow with a brand new episode, a whole episode.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it, and we'll be back to doing
Speaker 1: all the usual things that we do. Baby. And guess what,
Speaker 1: we will have the return of Jack this week, and
Speaker 1: I will hold him responsible for the you know, escalating
Speaker 1: costs of global.
Speaker 3: Let me hold eighteen point five million dollars real quick, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's specific eighteen Give me eighteen point five mil.
Speaker 2: Just just let me hold it for like two weeks.
Speaker 1: Just what's eight eighteen point you're gonna invest that you got?
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it, don'torry about all right?
Speaker 1: Sorry, bro, Here, I'll let you know. I'll send you
Speaker 1: some screenshots from the signal chat I'm in I got
Speaker 1: added to apparently, but it's pretty cool stuff happening in there.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all. That will do it for us. We
Speaker 1: will see you then, have a great day.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Peace,