WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Florida Mishaps 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:01.319 Now it started. 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:03.280 Oh, having a little problem there with the stupid man box. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:05.040 You have to say it twice. Yeah, what was the 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:05.840 orange light. 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:07.240 That I didn't know? 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.520 You could pause recordings? Now, Oh, that's a nice feature there. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:13.960 I wouldn't do I wouldn't do that. I don't trust it. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:16.280 It's the pro two. Yeah, what happens if you scan 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:17.239 the QR code on there? 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:17.919 I have no idea. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.239 Well, welcome to Wednesday, April twenty six. It's Administrative Professionals Day. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.560 That's what my old profession was. You were a secretary. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:26.840 I was an assistant. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:31.680 You can't say secretary anymore? Why because it's not PC anymore. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:35.760 Who said that? Oh there's no secretaries. I think you're 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.200 making this up. I'm not. This is like a fear 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:42.200 campaign that's going nowhere. No, it isn't. You could say secretary. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:44.839 I don't think you can. Who said that? Where did 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.360 you see this? It's an administrative professional It's been that 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.040 way for years. You can say secretary. 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.360 All right, good luck to you. You can still good 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.600 luck to you. If I'm going to get like all 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:59.080 this online, that's right here. Andrew's getting canceled today. Okay, Yeah, 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.360 you can't do that just like you don't say Stewardess anymore? 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:06.399 Who said that you did? Hello? When's you don't say Stewardess. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:10.120 Or Montefi or medical Center and y U Land Mount 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.600 Sinai administrative secretary, secretary. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:18.600 To administrative assistance, No Scott Scott No, No, no sweets 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.840 an angel. So it's all lumped in. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:24.560 No secretary isn't administrative, that's what that's what the general 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:25.240 umbrella is. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.080 I don't believe. So I'm not getting out on this one. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.880 I think you're just getting scared for nothing. No. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:33.960 No, just like on Long Island, they gotta take all 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:38.080 the Indian things out. Can't say secretary or Indian or anything. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.400 I can't say stewardess. 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.360 No, literally have a secretary of state Scott. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:46.640 No, but they don't do they did type. What are 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.600 you talking about that'll file things? 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:53.080 Are you good? Did you have paint in Florida? I'm confused. No, 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.600 I'm just saying that's not really a PC thing anymore. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.040 To you're just making it up. Oh, we're looking for 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:03.240 a secretary, little lady. Okay, so now you're just molding 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:04.960 the two into your idea of it. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:10.360 No, yes, No, you're like secretary, little lady, miss the thing. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.400 I think you'd be hard pressed to find a want 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:16.040 ad for secretary. It says an administrative assistant. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:19.680 Scott I literally assistant corporate secretary at Moody's Careers. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.799 A press secretary New York City career press secretary is 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:23.880 not a secretary. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:27.960 Ray executive assistant and legal secretary. No trauma center secretary. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.519 Different. But the definition is different. It's not like, yes, sir, 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.000 all right, mister Jones, here's your coffee, and oh, let 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.520 me get this fire. No I type this up tip 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.440 to chick type typ type TEP type type top type 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:42.160 return type typ type. That's not the fact that you're 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.480 really on this crusade. Just tell me that, secretary. I 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.520 don't care, dude, I don't care. I truly. Now you're like, 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.600 I don't care. I'm for it. I'm cool. This guy's 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.079 the ones getting canceled. I'm cool. I'm only PC in 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.360 my mouth, not in my head. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.280 Okay, you know in your mouth, Yeah, I only I 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.320 only try to say PC things, but I think things 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:03.079 really aren't. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.680 Well, let me tell you something. I don't think anybody's 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.840 gonna come after you for saying secretary. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.520 I don't know you're gonna get some kind of comment 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:13.000 down there. I'm pretty sure I'm not. But okay, sure Scott, 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.800 any stewardess is listening? Is what is it now, Scott? 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.000 It's flight attendant and it's been for a thousand years. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:23.560 I can't say that since the eighties. Okay, stewardest the eighties. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.400 Stewardess, stewardess, stewardess. What is that is that your plane? 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.160 Can you light my cigarette? Please? Yes? Or you on 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.480 a plane range? Do you have a light? Yeah? Ding dong? 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.360 Did you press the h did you bring did you 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:40.160 buy a non smoking rope or yes? 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.760 But I got stuck in the one right next to 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.920 the smoking section. So it was just like being in 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:44.680 the smoking section. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:46.560 Gosh, it's just like when you eat at a restaurant. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.800 You think you're eating in the no smoking section, right, 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.160 and you're right next to the smoke. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.200 Seriously, I never understood that. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.400 I love the smoking patio that's right next to the 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:58.160 open window. So I inhale all the secondhand smoke. Yes, 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.880 they should really get a secretary to check out. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:01.480 They should. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:03.880 So I was on a flight back from Jacksonville, since 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.160 I was in Florida, last week. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:06.800 Lots of fun things there. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:11.320 And you know, like if this screen is out on 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.800 Jeff Blue or something like that, you complain and you 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.200 get a you know, fifteen dollars credit or something like that. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:19.559 But you gotta be careful about what you complain about 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.920 because it could delay the entire flight. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.160 Oh God, you delayed a whole flight because of your TV. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.719 I didn't, but the woman in front of me in 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.520 her seat back pocket, it was hanging off and the 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.240 metal rod that held it on was sticking out, and 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:38.760 there was a really like over eccentric flight attendant and 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.200 she was all hi everybody, you know, like she was 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.800 one of these. In my mind, I'm like, she's a 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.240 freaking weirdo. I'm not really sure how she got this job, 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.720 but she was just very like over everything, you know. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.840 I can't even really explain it, but it was. It 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:54.520 was really weird. She was just a weirdo. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:55.040 Anyway. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.640 It was like her Broadway debut, yes, and she was 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.320 really trying to like ham it up, yep. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.800 Having conversations with everybody. I hate Lyft. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.920 Drivers and Uber drivers sometimes do that too, where you 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.400 get in the car and they're like, oh right, and 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.120 then we're going to make a left turn here, you 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.560 might see something over there, and you're like, I really 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.279 don't want to talk, so price my headphones are in. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.520 Look friendly is nice, I'm friendly, But she was just 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:16.719 she was a bit much. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:18.480 So the woman. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.400 Waiting for a talent agent. I don't know what talent 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:21.640 agents are coming back. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:26.200 Yeah, telling stories, telling stories to everybody on this flight. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.680 And it was fine, but it just was a bit much. Anyway, 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.880 So the little metal rod that held on the thing 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.919 was crooked and it was hanging out, and you know, 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.200 as she was bringing you know, at the very beginning, 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.839 when she was just walking around doing seatbelt check or whatever, 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:39.720 She's like. 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:44.200 Oh, no, oh, that's very dangerous. I'm gonna have to 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:45.040 alert the captain. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.039 And we hadn't taken off yet, we were still at 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:48.720 the gate, and you know, I was like peering my 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.719 head around to see I thought maybe like something was leaking. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.679 It was a hole or something in the fuselage or whatever. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.919 How would you see the fuselage that's the same It. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:57.240 Was a hole in the floor, I don't know. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.160 You know, so all it is is like there's a 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.560 little metal piece just sticking out of the in the 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.039 seatback pocket is crooked, and the metal piece that holds 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.160 it on is sticking out almost like you don't like 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.359 the metal filing folders in the cabin, okay, and the 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.440 metal piece sticks out like sometimes because it goes too 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:11.880 far over. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.160 It was like that, oh, that's very dangerous. Like she 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.880 scared everybody, and she like went b line up to 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.800 the front, knocked on the captain and he. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.760 Came back and was taking pictures with his phone. And meanwhile, 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.720 so we were delayed forty five minutes ahead to get 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.599 the mechanics on board, and they're like, oh, no, that 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:30.480 can wait until you get to where we're going, okay. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.560 Just wanted to make sure we were safe, you know. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.839 It was it was just a bit much, yeah, I 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.840 don't yeah, definitely a little two into it. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.880 So I learned a lesson there, like if it's if 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.680 it's something that's not going to make the plane fall 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.120 out of the sky, don't complain about it. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:45.960 I would agree, maybe on the flip side. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.680 When you get there, say, oh, by the way, my 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.680 seat was not you know, going back up, or it 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.680 was you know whatever, it wasn't it was crooked, whatever 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.680 it is, you know what I mean, complain about it after. 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.840 Okay or in the air, but who knows. With this one, 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.320 she may have been like, we. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:05.520 Have to everybody, may day, may day, may day, get 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:06.200 out of the plan. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.560 Yeah, the seat back pockets metal rod is out. Seriously. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.080 But and it was a full flight too, so she 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.120 even came back to him. It's a good thing it 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:14.880 was okay that we fly there with it. Otherwise you 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.640 might have had to get off the flight because it's full. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.320 And the lady was like, Okay, I'm so sorry. I 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.320 didn't mean to cause a ruckus. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:21.680 You know. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.440 She was apologizing to everybody around. She's like, I'm so sorry, 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.360 I'm so sorry. I didn't even really say anything. 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.680 But the thing is, I feel like people quickly realized 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.120 it was the flight attendant and not her. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.840 Yeah, she was a bit much, Yeah the flight. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.600 Yeah, sometimes people are a little bit too personable, a 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.600 little too jovial, and you say to yourself, I can't 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.360 give you anything, so please just please leave me alone. 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:43.240 At every single person, she was like, we have snacks today. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.880 We can either give you biscote or sun chips, like 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.040 every and I was like, can you please stop saying 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:49.960 it that way? Please? 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.560 The basket No, I took Delta Home. Oh, I take 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:56.400 Delta home. So every every single thing biscote And I 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:57.720 was like, can you just say biscotti? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.000 And it's like it's a cookie is all it really is. Anyway, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:01.000 my dad did. 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:05.120 That once with Brigudo, and I don't know why he 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:07.600 did this, but he was like, could we get some bruce. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.520 And they brought over a plate of brucehetta, which is 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:14.200 the tomato on the cheese. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:18.720 Right. No, it's like the meme is literally just like 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:23.360 the little yeah, a little piece of toast. And that 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.560 was funny. The person was like, oh, we didn't understand you. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.800 So that's that's lived an infamy in our household. And 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.840 this was this was like a really small plane too. 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:33.480 It was a Delta Planet. It was two and two 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:37.160 like Chuck Woolery, I guess what two and two. No 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:45.800 it's this, No, no, no, no, it's not this, it's this. 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:48.080 Okay. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:49.640 So it was two and two and then it was 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.559 two and one for the like the Comfort plus, and 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.400 then it was one and one for for first class. 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.520 And why would you waste your money on first class 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:57.880 on a crappy little plane like that? 0:08:58.120 --> 0:08:58.959 Like that, that. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.240 To me is like I could have upgraded for like 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:04.400 five hundred and seventy four dollars. Like, this was a 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:09.840 crappy old Mgdier Whatever the hell that plane company is, Emberdeer, Embroad, 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:14.480 emberg Ambership, Embra, Embergardo whatever it is. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.199 It was a small plane. There was less. There was 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.800 like sixty seats on the plane. Wow. And why was 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:20.960 it so small? I don't know. Did you fly into 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.240 like JFK or Guardia? Huh? 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.959 Yeah, that's interesting. By the way, Danielle came down and 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.640 surprised us there, surprised Lisa. I knew she was coming. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.360 And you know what her flight was. She flew American 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.800 and she flew from Newark to Miami to Jacksonville. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:36.120 What is that? Gross? 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.000 I would never go past the place I need to 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.360 go to come back now. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.760 The past couple times I went to LA I fly 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.520 with Elizabeth who used to work with us, but now 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:48.320 she does all the events. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:49.560 Hi, Lizzie, Does she listen to this? 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.560 I don't think so, but if she does, in the 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:55.800 off chance, Hi, Hi. Anyway she does connecting flights. This 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.440 way she could get United gold and like platinum status 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.679 quicker because if you make a stop, I those are 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.959 miles that count towards your end of year thing. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:04.319 Why is it count as two flights? 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.920 Yeah, oh so you get more legs or whatever they 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:08.200 call it. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:12.160 But to me, I hate transferring flights, Yes, because it's 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.440 always an issue. Always. I think I'm just paranoid. 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:18.520 There probably isn't an issue, but in my head, I'm like, 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.679 I don't want to stop in Salt Lake City for 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.480 forty five minutes and then get on another plane and 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:24.439 then fly over. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.480 And chances are you going to be laid delayed fifteen 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.000 twenty thirty minutes and it really screwed like that? 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:29.400 You know? 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.360 You know me, We're like gotta get there. I gotta 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.280 get there. I gotta be the airport four hours early. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.880 So could you imagine me just just making my connection? 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.160 Oh my god, I would have a heart attack. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.120 Well that happens. I'd be running like OJ what. 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:44.439 Like uh with the OJ Simpson? Yeah, when he was 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:48.480 on the run. No, in the Bronco Nope, like when 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:49.280 he played football? 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.079 No, like oh in. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:56.840 The commercial for uh oh damn it. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.600 It was an airline thing. No, do you want to 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.960 you want me to give you a clue? Yes? Oh 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.480 what does it do? What does this do? You're poking me. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.520 What does it do hurting me? Yeah? No, no, no, go 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:09.800 back no No, you said the word what is this doing? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.840 What does it do? Pain? No? The other word, No, 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:18.000 what does it do? It squeezed? No? It it what 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:22.480 I'm pitching you it what it hurts? Yes, hurts? Oh 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:28.000 it hurts Rental Cards. That was a very long winded way. 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.760 You could have just told me I got it out, 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.920 didn't I? Yeah, maybe it was, Avis, No, it was hurt, 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:32.400 it hurts. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:36.000 I only know this because they were doing there's a 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.880 list of like worst celebrity endorsed products ever, and Hurts 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.320 ranked like top of the list. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.960 Well, they didn't know. They didn't know. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:45.760 That's the problem when a company uses you and you're 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:48.240 like the face of this company, and then thirty years 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:55.440 later you do something really bad, like a double murder allegedly. Okay, yeah, 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.320 that really tarnishes the image of the company, even though 0:11:58.360 --> 0:11:59.440 it was so long ago. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.400 If you pinch me, you have pinchy hands. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.439 I mean I was trying to get it out of yours. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.400 I would have right away say stop that hurts. That's 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:08.160 what I would have said. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:15.600 It's tough. Ow Avis. You didn't say, ow, stop that 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.440 hurts hurts Rental car. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.559 Hey, why don't we take a quick break and we'll 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:27.320 gather ourselves up when we're back. One of these days. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.000 Andrew is actually gonna put the sound in here. See 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.640 I can't. That's not me because I don't have that. 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:33.520 You somehow have to transfer it. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.040 Come with it. No, the other one came with it. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:40.320 Now I uploaded that. Oh yeah, don't. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.520 I don't understand the new system, and I really want to. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:44.680 It's just very hard for me. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:46.359 You don't understand new technology. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.160 This one, I I absolutely do not. It has so 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.760 many functions on it that I'm just confused by. And 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:53.320 I know it's going to be better in the end, 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:54.559 but I'm just I don't know how to work it 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:54.920 right now. 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:59.920 All right, Lincoln Park me head. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:04.080 So last week while I was in Jacksonville, Froggy soun 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:07.040 Kayden is almost as big of a fan of waffle 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.520 House as I am. Not quite, but you know, almost 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.040 as big. He goes there a lot, gives the waffle 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.920 House to come to the show. Yeah they haven't been 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:16.520 in the new studio. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.120 Yeah no, they didn't come for like the past three years. Obviously, 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.480 there was a whole pandemic in there. Yeah, but to 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.600 do that, I would love that. I would love it too. 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.880 So we went there, and you know, I told you 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.959 the whole in the you know, in the next episode 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:30.480 of Serial Killers, I'll tell you all about you know, 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.040 the waffle house song from the Jonas Brothers. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.800 But everybody, actually, I got so many requests on your 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.240 photo to read the caption. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.319 Like you do, Oh the waffle house picture. Okay, that's 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.360 fine while you're pulling that up. So you know, I 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.240 had a delicious breakfast, went over to the jukebox and 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.280 played the Jonas Brothers waffle house song. Shockingly, the waitress 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:47.959 had never heard of it before, which I don't really 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.600 understand because I figured, like the company was just like 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.440 putting it on the jukebox and making it play NonStop. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.040 I figured they'd be sick of it. She never heard 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.680 of it. So anyway, we sit down. Okay, before we 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.719 order anything, you know, your typical waffle house waitress love 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:05.599 them to Sorry, server. 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.560 I'm not getting canceled for this one. No secretary will 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.079 cancel me. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.600 Comes over with her little pad, you know, and before 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.240 we say anything coffee, water, nothing, she says. Can I 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.720 ask y'all a question? I said yes. She said it's 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.840 gonna be a weird one. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:24.440 And I said, I. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.160 Don't really think there's anything weird that you could ask 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.280 me that I would think it's weird. She'd be like, Okay, 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:30.800 when's the first time you ever got in a fight? 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.800 And I said what I said, like a like a fistfight, 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.320 and she's like yeah. I said, I've never been in 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.400 a fight, and Kayden said I don't think I have either. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.560 She's like, well, my grandson got in a fight on 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.600 the bus today and got suspended for the bus for 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:49.160 three weeks. And I was like, what she's like And 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.840 it was with his best friend too. I said, like 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:55.000 like he's like, She's like yeah, there was blood and everything. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.800 What oh was her grandson like? 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:58.320 I don't know. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:04.520 I didn't ask, But the thing is what I just 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.520 want a talkative waffle and some capped hash brown scattered 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.600 Well you know what's that? 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:12.680 No? 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.640 No, I can't this picture. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.600 Why did she don't know? Maybe because we were like 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.760 two guys and we looked tough. You know, please Kate 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.240 And yes, you absolutely not. I'm sure you were wearing 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:25.720 Oh wait, I could see the picture of what you 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.840 were wearing. Oh, a white t shirt. Yeah, well that 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.400 was my first morning there. I was just wearing the 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:29.800 white shirt. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.920 Conversations at the waffle house with Kate and Langley. 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.720 Yeah, well, because it was a play on the song 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:38.120 from Jonas Brothers and nobody understood it. And when I 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.040 posted that, it didn't give me the option to put 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:43.000 a song there. Why sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it doesn't. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.040 How come I don't know. Do I run Instagram? 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.920 No, but you would know these things. I don't know 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.400 how to do the Instagram like that. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:51.800 So but later that night, though, I went to post 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.520 something else and it gave me the option of the song, 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.760 but it didn't there, and I needed it there because 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.720 no one knew what I was talking about. Maybe because no, 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.360 I wonder what your conversation was. No, I was just 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.600 doing a play on the on the Jonahs brother's side. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:06.280 I was trying to be clever with a Jonas Brother's reference. Yeah. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.120 And I went over to the jukebox and it took 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.960 a two dollars bill. Could you imagine? 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:11.080 Could you imagine? Yep? 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:15.000 Wow, it only said it said one or five, but 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.160 I fooled it and it took it to oh you 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:22.240 sneaky devil. Yeah, and then I tipped her with twos 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:23.600 and she looked at me like I had three heads. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.320 Well, I mean I feel like she's got bigger issues 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.960 going on. If there's a bloodied grandson on a bus. 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:29.880 That's right. No, I think he won. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.320 Yeah, he beat the hell out of his friend and 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.800 got suspended from the bus for three weeks, not school, 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.560 from the bus. I come to school, beat anyone else 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:40.200 you want, but you can't take the bus. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:41.080 Huh. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:42.760 Yeah, she said she had to take off of work 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.880 and everything for the grandson. Yeah, you go pick him up. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:47.680 Oh wow, you have thrown off the bus. Like the 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:49.800 bus driver pulled over and told him to get off 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:50.240 the bus. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:54.000 That doesn't seem very safe unattended kids off a bus. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:55.600 I don't think it was just like get off son 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:57.680 and drove away. I mean, I'm sure like someone had 0:16:57.720 --> 0:16:59.480 to come get him or the police or something. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.520 I don't know. Yeah, the sheriff, which I think is 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:04.440 really interesting. Do you know who would know about this? 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:07.119 Tommy and Gina. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.040 Well, just Tommy because he's the vice principal of a 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.879 school and he tells me all the time that he'll 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:16.560 like it'll be eight am, and the first thing he 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.320