Speaker 1: Now it started.
Speaker 2: Oh, having a little problem there with the stupid man box.
Speaker 2: You have to say it twice. Yeah, what was the
Speaker 2: orange light.
Speaker 1: That I didn't know?
Speaker 3: You could pause recordings? Now, Oh, that's a nice feature there.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do I wouldn't do that. I don't trust it.
Speaker 3: It's the pro two. Yeah, what happens if you scan
Speaker 3: the QR code on there?
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Well, welcome to Wednesday, April twenty six. It's Administrative Professionals Day.
Speaker 1: That's what my old profession was. You were a secretary.
Speaker 1: I was an assistant.
Speaker 2: You can't say secretary anymore? Why because it's not PC anymore.
Speaker 1: Who said that? Oh there's no secretaries. I think you're
Speaker 1: making this up. I'm not. This is like a fear
Speaker 1: campaign that's going nowhere. No, it isn't. You could say secretary.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can. Who said that? Where did
Speaker 1: you see this? It's an administrative professional It's been that
Speaker 1: way for years. You can say secretary.
Speaker 3: All right, good luck to you. You can still good
Speaker 3: luck to you. If I'm going to get like all
Speaker 3: this online, that's right here. Andrew's getting canceled today. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't do that just like you don't say Stewardess anymore?
Speaker 1: Who said that you did? Hello? When's you don't say Stewardess.
Speaker 3: Or Montefi or medical Center and y U Land Mount
Speaker 3: Sinai administrative secretary, secretary.
Speaker 1: To administrative assistance, No Scott Scott No, No, no sweets
Speaker 1: an angel. So it's all lumped in.
Speaker 3: No secretary isn't administrative, that's what that's what the general
Speaker 3: umbrella is.
Speaker 1: I don't believe. So I'm not getting out on this one.
Speaker 1: I think you're just getting scared for nothing. No.
Speaker 2: No, just like on Long Island, they gotta take all
Speaker 2: the Indian things out. Can't say secretary or Indian or anything.
Speaker 2: I can't say stewardess.
Speaker 1: No, literally have a secretary of state Scott.
Speaker 2: No, but they don't do they did type. What are
Speaker 2: you talking about that'll file things?
Speaker 1: Are you good? Did you have paint in Florida? I'm confused. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's not really a PC thing anymore.
Speaker 1: To you're just making it up. Oh, we're looking for
Speaker 1: a secretary, little lady. Okay, so now you're just molding
Speaker 1: the two into your idea of it.
Speaker 3: No, yes, No, you're like secretary, little lady, miss the thing.
Speaker 2: I think you'd be hard pressed to find a want
Speaker 2: ad for secretary. It says an administrative assistant.
Speaker 3: Scott I literally assistant corporate secretary at Moody's Careers.
Speaker 1: A press secretary New York City career press secretary is
Speaker 1: not a secretary.
Speaker 3: Ray executive assistant and legal secretary. No trauma center secretary.
Speaker 1: Different. But the definition is different. It's not like, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: all right, mister Jones, here's your coffee, and oh, let
Speaker 1: me get this fire. No I type this up tip
Speaker 1: to chick type typ type TEP type type top type
Speaker 1: return type typ type. That's not the fact that you're
Speaker 1: really on this crusade. Just tell me that, secretary. I
Speaker 1: don't care, dude, I don't care. I truly. Now you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm for it. I'm cool. This guy's
Speaker 1: the ones getting canceled. I'm cool. I'm only PC in
Speaker 1: my mouth, not in my head.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know in your mouth, Yeah, I only I
Speaker 2: only try to say PC things, but I think things
Speaker 2: really aren't.
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you something. I don't think anybody's
Speaker 3: gonna come after you for saying secretary.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're gonna get some kind of comment
Speaker 1: down there. I'm pretty sure I'm not. But okay, sure Scott,
Speaker 1: any stewardess is listening? Is what is it now, Scott?
Speaker 2: It's flight attendant and it's been for a thousand years.
Speaker 2: I can't say that since the eighties. Okay, stewardest the eighties.
Speaker 1: Stewardess, stewardess, stewardess. What is that is that your plane?
Speaker 1: Can you light my cigarette? Please? Yes? Or you on
Speaker 1: a plane range? Do you have a light? Yeah? Ding dong?
Speaker 1: Did you press the h did you bring did you
Speaker 1: buy a non smoking rope or yes?
Speaker 2: But I got stuck in the one right next to
Speaker 2: the smoking section. So it was just like being in
Speaker 2: the smoking section.
Speaker 3: Gosh, it's just like when you eat at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: You think you're eating in the no smoking section, right,
Speaker 3: and you're right next to the smoke.
Speaker 1: Seriously, I never understood that.
Speaker 3: I love the smoking patio that's right next to the
Speaker 3: open window. So I inhale all the secondhand smoke. Yes,
Speaker 3: they should really get a secretary to check out.
Speaker 1: They should.
Speaker 2: So I was on a flight back from Jacksonville, since
Speaker 2: I was in Florida, last week.
Speaker 1: Lots of fun things there.
Speaker 2: And you know, like if this screen is out on
Speaker 2: Jeff Blue or something like that, you complain and you
Speaker 2: get a you know, fifteen dollars credit or something like that.
Speaker 2: But you gotta be careful about what you complain about
Speaker 2: because it could delay the entire flight.
Speaker 1: Oh God, you delayed a whole flight because of your TV.
Speaker 2: I didn't, but the woman in front of me in
Speaker 2: her seat back pocket, it was hanging off and the
Speaker 2: metal rod that held it on was sticking out, and
Speaker 2: there was a really like over eccentric flight attendant and
Speaker 2: she was all hi everybody, you know, like she was
Speaker 2: one of these. In my mind, I'm like, she's a
Speaker 2: freaking weirdo. I'm not really sure how she got this job,
Speaker 2: but she was just very like over everything, you know.
Speaker 2: I can't even really explain it, but it was. It
Speaker 2: was really weird. She was just a weirdo.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: It was like her Broadway debut, yes, and she was
Speaker 3: really trying to like ham it up, yep.
Speaker 1: Having conversations with everybody. I hate Lyft.
Speaker 3: Drivers and Uber drivers sometimes do that too, where you
Speaker 3: get in the car and they're like, oh right, and
Speaker 3: then we're going to make a left turn here, you
Speaker 3: might see something over there, and you're like, I really
Speaker 3: don't want to talk, so price my headphones are in.
Speaker 2: Look friendly is nice, I'm friendly, But she was just
Speaker 2: she was a bit much.
Speaker 1: So the woman.
Speaker 3: Waiting for a talent agent. I don't know what talent
Speaker 3: agents are coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, telling stories, telling stories to everybody on this flight.
Speaker 2: And it was fine, but it just was a bit much. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So the little metal rod that held on the thing
Speaker 2: was crooked and it was hanging out, and you know,
Speaker 2: as she was bringing you know, at the very beginning,
Speaker 2: when she was just walking around doing seatbelt check or whatever,
Speaker 2: She's like.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, oh, that's very dangerous. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: alert the captain.
Speaker 2: And we hadn't taken off yet, we were still at
Speaker 2: the gate, and you know, I was like peering my
Speaker 2: head around to see I thought maybe like something was leaking.
Speaker 2: It was a hole or something in the fuselage or whatever.
Speaker 2: How would you see the fuselage that's the same It.
Speaker 1: Was a hole in the floor, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know, so all it is is like there's a
Speaker 2: little metal piece just sticking out of the in the
Speaker 2: seatback pocket is crooked, and the metal piece that holds
Speaker 2: it on is sticking out almost like you don't like
Speaker 2: the metal filing folders in the cabin, okay, and the
Speaker 2: metal piece sticks out like sometimes because it goes too
Speaker 2: far over.
Speaker 1: It was like that, oh, that's very dangerous. Like she
Speaker 1: scared everybody, and she like went b line up to
Speaker 1: the front, knocked on the captain and he.
Speaker 2: Came back and was taking pictures with his phone. And meanwhile,
Speaker 2: so we were delayed forty five minutes ahead to get
Speaker 2: the mechanics on board, and they're like, oh, no, that
Speaker 2: can wait until you get to where we're going, okay.
Speaker 1: Just wanted to make sure we were safe, you know.
Speaker 1: It was it was just a bit much, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't yeah, definitely a little two into it.
Speaker 2: So I learned a lesson there, like if it's if
Speaker 2: it's something that's not going to make the plane fall
Speaker 2: out of the sky, don't complain about it.
Speaker 1: I would agree, maybe on the flip side.
Speaker 2: When you get there, say, oh, by the way, my
Speaker 2: seat was not you know, going back up, or it
Speaker 2: was you know whatever, it wasn't it was crooked, whatever
Speaker 2: it is, you know what I mean, complain about it after.
Speaker 3: Okay or in the air, but who knows. With this one,
Speaker 3: she may have been like, we.
Speaker 2: Have to everybody, may day, may day, may day, get
Speaker 2: out of the plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the seat back pockets metal rod is out. Seriously.
Speaker 2: But and it was a full flight too, so she
Speaker 2: even came back to him. It's a good thing it
Speaker 2: was okay that we fly there with it. Otherwise you
Speaker 2: might have had to get off the flight because it's full.
Speaker 2: And the lady was like, Okay, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 2: didn't mean to cause a ruckus.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: She was apologizing to everybody around. She's like, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I didn't even really say anything.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, I feel like people quickly realized
Speaker 3: it was the flight attendant and not her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a bit much, Yeah the flight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes people are a little bit too personable, a
Speaker 3: little too jovial, and you say to yourself, I can't
Speaker 3: give you anything, so please just please leave me alone.
Speaker 1: At every single person, she was like, we have snacks today.
Speaker 1: We can either give you biscote or sun chips, like
Speaker 1: every and I was like, can you please stop saying
Speaker 1: it that way? Please?
Speaker 2: The basket No, I took Delta Home. Oh, I take
Speaker 2: Delta home. So every every single thing biscote And I
Speaker 2: was like, can you just say biscotti?
Speaker 1: And it's like it's a cookie is all it really is. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my dad did.
Speaker 3: That once with Brigudo, and I don't know why he
Speaker 3: did this, but he was like, could we get some bruce.
Speaker 1: And they brought over a plate of brucehetta, which is
Speaker 1: the tomato on the cheese.
Speaker 3: Right. No, it's like the meme is literally just like
Speaker 3: the little yeah, a little piece of toast. And that
Speaker 3: was funny. The person was like, oh, we didn't understand you.
Speaker 3: So that's that's lived an infamy in our household. And
Speaker 3: this was this was like a really small plane too.
Speaker 3: It was a Delta Planet. It was two and two
Speaker 3: like Chuck Woolery, I guess what two and two. No
Speaker 3: it's this, No, no, no, no, it's not this, it's this.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So it was two and two and then it was
Speaker 2: two and one for the like the Comfort plus, and
Speaker 2: then it was one and one for for first class.
Speaker 2: And why would you waste your money on first class
Speaker 2: on a crappy little plane like that?
Speaker 1: Like that, that.
Speaker 2: To me is like I could have upgraded for like
Speaker 2: five hundred and seventy four dollars. Like, this was a
Speaker 2: crappy old Mgdier Whatever the hell that plane company is, Emberdeer, Embroad,
Speaker 2: emberg Ambership, Embra, Embergardo whatever it is.
Speaker 1: It was a small plane. There was less. There was
Speaker 1: like sixty seats on the plane. Wow. And why was
Speaker 1: it so small? I don't know. Did you fly into
Speaker 1: like JFK or Guardia? Huh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting. By the way, Danielle came down and
Speaker 2: surprised us there, surprised Lisa. I knew she was coming.
Speaker 2: And you know what her flight was. She flew American
Speaker 2: and she flew from Newark to Miami to Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: What is that? Gross?
Speaker 2: I would never go past the place I need to
Speaker 2: go to come back now.
Speaker 3: The past couple times I went to LA I fly
Speaker 3: with Elizabeth who used to work with us, but now
Speaker 3: she does all the events.
Speaker 1: Hi, Lizzie, Does she listen to this?
Speaker 3: I don't think so, but if she does, in the
Speaker 3: off chance, Hi, Hi. Anyway she does connecting flights. This
Speaker 3: way she could get United gold and like platinum status
Speaker 3: quicker because if you make a stop, I those are
Speaker 3: miles that count towards your end of year thing.
Speaker 1: Why is it count as two flights?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so you get more legs or whatever they
Speaker 2: call it.
Speaker 1: But to me, I hate transferring flights, Yes, because it's
Speaker 1: always an issue. Always. I think I'm just paranoid.
Speaker 3: There probably isn't an issue, but in my head, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to stop in Salt Lake City for
Speaker 3: forty five minutes and then get on another plane and
Speaker 3: then fly over.
Speaker 2: And chances are you going to be laid delayed fifteen
Speaker 2: twenty thirty minutes and it really screwed like that?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: You know me, We're like gotta get there. I gotta
Speaker 2: get there. I gotta be the airport four hours early.
Speaker 2: So could you imagine me just just making my connection?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would have a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Well that happens. I'd be running like OJ what.
Speaker 3: Like uh with the OJ Simpson? Yeah, when he was
Speaker 3: on the run. No, in the Bronco Nope, like when
Speaker 3: he played football?
Speaker 1: No, like oh in.
Speaker 3: The commercial for uh oh damn it.
Speaker 1: It was an airline thing. No, do you want to
Speaker 1: you want me to give you a clue? Yes? Oh
Speaker 1: what does it do? What does this do? You're poking me.
Speaker 1: What does it do hurting me? Yeah? No, no, no, go
Speaker 1: back no No, you said the word what is this doing?
Speaker 1: What does it do? Pain? No? The other word, No,
Speaker 1: what does it do? It squeezed? No? It it what
Speaker 1: I'm pitching you it what it hurts? Yes, hurts? Oh
Speaker 1: it hurts Rental Cards. That was a very long winded way.
Speaker 1: You could have just told me I got it out,
Speaker 1: didn't I? Yeah, maybe it was, Avis, No, it was hurt,
Speaker 1: it hurts.
Speaker 3: I only know this because they were doing there's a
Speaker 3: list of like worst celebrity endorsed products ever, and Hurts
Speaker 3: ranked like top of the list.
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't know. They didn't know.
Speaker 2: That's the problem when a company uses you and you're
Speaker 2: like the face of this company, and then thirty years
Speaker 2: later you do something really bad, like a double murder allegedly. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that really tarnishes the image of the company, even though
Speaker 2: it was so long ago.
Speaker 1: If you pinch me, you have pinchy hands.
Speaker 2: I mean I was trying to get it out of yours.
Speaker 2: I would have right away say stop that hurts. That's
Speaker 2: what I would have said.
Speaker 1: It's tough. Ow Avis. You didn't say, ow, stop that
Speaker 1: hurts hurts Rental car.
Speaker 2: Hey, why don't we take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 2: gather ourselves up when we're back. One of these days.
Speaker 2: Andrew is actually gonna put the sound in here. See
Speaker 2: I can't. That's not me because I don't have that.
Speaker 2: You somehow have to transfer it.
Speaker 1: Come with it. No, the other one came with it.
Speaker 1: Now I uploaded that. Oh yeah, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the new system, and I really want to.
Speaker 3: It's just very hard for me.
Speaker 1: You don't understand new technology.
Speaker 3: This one, I I absolutely do not. It has so
Speaker 3: many functions on it that I'm just confused by. And
Speaker 3: I know it's going to be better in the end,
Speaker 3: but I'm just I don't know how to work it
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: All right, Lincoln Park me head.
Speaker 2: So last week while I was in Jacksonville, Froggy soun
Speaker 2: Kayden is almost as big of a fan of waffle
Speaker 2: House as I am. Not quite, but you know, almost
Speaker 2: as big. He goes there a lot, gives the waffle
Speaker 2: House to come to the show. Yeah they haven't been
Speaker 2: in the new studio.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, they didn't come for like the past three years. Obviously,
Speaker 3: there was a whole pandemic in there. Yeah, but to
Speaker 3: do that, I would love that. I would love it too.
Speaker 2: So we went there, and you know, I told you
Speaker 2: the whole in the you know, in the next episode
Speaker 2: of Serial Killers, I'll tell you all about you know,
Speaker 2: the waffle house song from the Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 3: But everybody, actually, I got so many requests on your
Speaker 3: photo to read the caption.
Speaker 2: Like you do, Oh the waffle house picture. Okay, that's
Speaker 2: fine while you're pulling that up. So you know, I
Speaker 2: had a delicious breakfast, went over to the jukebox and
Speaker 2: played the Jonas Brothers waffle house song. Shockingly, the waitress
Speaker 2: had never heard of it before, which I don't really
Speaker 2: understand because I figured, like the company was just like
Speaker 2: putting it on the jukebox and making it play NonStop.
Speaker 2: I figured they'd be sick of it. She never heard
Speaker 2: of it. So anyway, we sit down. Okay, before we
Speaker 2: order anything, you know, your typical waffle house waitress love
Speaker 2: them to Sorry, server.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting canceled for this one. No secretary will
Speaker 1: cancel me.
Speaker 2: Comes over with her little pad, you know, and before
Speaker 2: we say anything coffee, water, nothing, she says. Can I
Speaker 2: ask y'all a question? I said yes. She said it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a weird one.
Speaker 1: And I said, I.
Speaker 2: Don't really think there's anything weird that you could ask
Speaker 2: me that I would think it's weird. She'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: when's the first time you ever got in a fight?
Speaker 2: And I said what I said, like a like a fistfight,
Speaker 2: and she's like yeah. I said, I've never been in
Speaker 2: a fight, and Kayden said I don't think I have either.
Speaker 2: She's like, well, my grandson got in a fight on
Speaker 2: the bus today and got suspended for the bus for
Speaker 2: three weeks. And I was like, what she's like And
Speaker 2: it was with his best friend too. I said, like
Speaker 2: like he's like, She's like yeah, there was blood and everything.
Speaker 2: What oh was her grandson like?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask, But the thing is what I just
Speaker 2: want a talkative waffle and some capped hash brown scattered
Speaker 2: Well you know what's that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I can't this picture.
Speaker 2: Why did she don't know? Maybe because we were like
Speaker 2: two guys and we looked tough. You know, please Kate
Speaker 2: And yes, you absolutely not. I'm sure you were wearing
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I could see the picture of what you
Speaker 2: were wearing. Oh, a white t shirt. Yeah, well that
Speaker 2: was my first morning there. I was just wearing the
Speaker 2: white shirt.
Speaker 1: Conversations at the waffle house with Kate and Langley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because it was a play on the song
Speaker 2: from Jonas Brothers and nobody understood it. And when I
Speaker 2: posted that, it didn't give me the option to put
Speaker 2: a song there. Why sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 2: How come I don't know. Do I run Instagram?
Speaker 1: No, but you would know these things. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to do the Instagram like that.
Speaker 2: So but later that night, though, I went to post
Speaker 2: something else and it gave me the option of the song,
Speaker 2: but it didn't there, and I needed it there because
Speaker 2: no one knew what I was talking about. Maybe because no,
Speaker 2: I wonder what your conversation was. No, I was just
Speaker 2: doing a play on the on the Jonahs brother's side.
Speaker 1: I was trying to be clever with a Jonas Brother's reference. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I went over to the jukebox and it took
Speaker 2: a two dollars bill. Could you imagine?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine? Yep?
Speaker 2: Wow, it only said it said one or five, but
Speaker 2: I fooled it and it took it to oh you
Speaker 2: sneaky devil. Yeah, and then I tipped her with twos
Speaker 2: and she looked at me like I had three heads.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I feel like she's got bigger issues
Speaker 3: going on. If there's a bloodied grandson on a bus.
Speaker 1: That's right. No, I think he won.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he beat the hell out of his friend and
Speaker 2: got suspended from the bus for three weeks, not school,
Speaker 2: from the bus. I come to school, beat anyone else
Speaker 2: you want, but you can't take the bus.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said she had to take off of work
Speaker 2: and everything for the grandson. Yeah, you go pick him up.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you have thrown off the bus. Like the
Speaker 2: bus driver pulled over and told him to get off
Speaker 2: the bus.
Speaker 1: That doesn't seem very safe unattended kids off a bus.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was just like get off son
Speaker 2: and drove away. I mean, I'm sure like someone had
Speaker 2: to come get him or the police or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, the sheriff, which I think is
Speaker 1: really interesting. Do you know who would know about this?
Speaker 1: Tommy and Gina.
Speaker 3: Well, just Tommy because he's the vice principal of a
Speaker 3: school and he tells me all the time that he'll
Speaker 3: like it'll be eight am, and the first thing he
Speaker 3: hears is like a radio call, like there's a fight
Speaker 3: on a bus. We need to break up, and he
Speaker 3: has to be the one to go there, call the parents,
Speaker 3: anything that happens.
Speaker 1: He's all in charge of that.
Speaker 2: The only thing that ever happened on our bus was
Speaker 2: that there was this kid that would always moon the
Speaker 2: cars from the back window and he would get into
Speaker 2: well it wasn't even really trouble. They would just go
Speaker 2: huh oh, you kids, don't do that again, And it
Speaker 2: just didn't matter. You didn't get in trouble.
Speaker 1: Back then. It was like, you know, I do remember though.
Speaker 1: One time.
Speaker 3: I remember hitting bumps and you would just go flying.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was fun, yeah, because there was no seatbelts.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But so the kid one time turned around and
Speaker 1: we said he sunned them, you know, because he took
Speaker 1: his crank out and waved it at the car behind us.
Speaker 1: And when the bus stopped, the guy that was behind
Speaker 1: us got out of his car and came on the
Speaker 1: like the driver opened the door for the raging man, like,
Speaker 1: what's going on. You're supposed to protect your children on
Speaker 1: the bus.
Speaker 2: He opened the door and the guy like like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if he's a look a middle aged guy
Speaker 2: I guess, came on the bus and came in the
Speaker 2: back and yelled at the kid, how dare you?
Speaker 1: I swear to you?
Speaker 2: And then he was like, I mean, I don't remember
Speaker 2: if he touched him or not, like like hit him
Speaker 2: or anything. Yeah, but he came on and yelled at
Speaker 2: this kid, just a random dude that was driving behind
Speaker 2: the bus, and then got off and drove away. And
Speaker 2: the guy just opened to close the door like it
Speaker 2: was anything any other you know, different eighties, dude, different
Speaker 2: different times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane, just opening up a bus to a
Speaker 3: random person. Yeah, could you imagine I'm a bus full
Speaker 3: of kid? Could you imagine? Yeah, not anymore that bus
Speaker 3: drivers would be fired. His name was John and he
Speaker 3: used to let me sit in the front and work
Speaker 3: the lights. I can't It was an old dude, dude,
Speaker 3: he had this massive, uh Durante nose. What was the
Speaker 3: guy's name, the old actor Duranty? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yea yeah, that guy Okay, I forgot his name was.
Speaker 3: But anyway, hit the big giant like drunk nose and
Speaker 3: his name was Johnny was an old man, you know,
Speaker 3: like broken blood vessel, those that kind of thing, and
Speaker 3: so he'd be driving the bus here and over here
Speaker 3: was like a compartment where he could keep like a
Speaker 3: backpack or something, and I would wedge myself in there
Speaker 3: with my knees up like this, and he would let
Speaker 3: me sit in there while he was driving, and I
Speaker 3: would be able to flip the yellow warning lights on
Speaker 3: before the bus would stop.
Speaker 1: Yes, the actual world are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I swear to you, I'll never forget it, because I
Speaker 2: always said to him, I would always sit in the
Speaker 2: front seat, right behind the driver, because I was that kid.
Speaker 2: I like to watch, you know, and see what he
Speaker 2: was doing. And you know how on the top there's
Speaker 2: the red stop lights and next to them is the
Speaker 2: yellow ones, and he would never use the yellow ones.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why don't you ever put the yellow
Speaker 2: ones on? You're supposed to put the yellow ones on
Speaker 2: before the red ones come on to warn the other cars,
Speaker 2: of course, and he was like, I use them. He's like,
Speaker 2: if you want to do it, you can, and I
Speaker 2: was like, okay. So I climbed over the thing and
Speaker 2: I sat in there with my knees up like this,
Speaker 2: and he would say, okay now, and I would flip
Speaker 2: the thing up and then and the yellow lights would
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 1: Wow, you could never do that now, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a good reason why you couldn't do The
Speaker 2: eighties were so different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't have those issues with my bus, but
Speaker 3: I will say kids got sick on the bus and
Speaker 3: that always terrified me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why just because the driving was bad. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I just get terrified of that. And that's that's a
Speaker 3: part of why I'm so afraid of throw up today
Speaker 3: really from bus vomit. Yeah, because think about it. The
Speaker 3: person gets sick and then they're just sitting there in
Speaker 3: their own.
Speaker 1: And up the aisle. You can't That's cool. Did anybody
Speaker 1: ever get sick when you were a bus driver?
Speaker 2: No one got sick, but one kids sneezed on me
Speaker 2: and booger came like went on my arms.
Speaker 1: It was disgusting. I could see you literally doing like
Speaker 1: a Scotti flail like pretty much. No, I was.
Speaker 2: I was a great bus drive. I haven't driven in
Speaker 2: a while. I still have my CDL, my commercial license.
Speaker 2: I still have it just in case they need me
Speaker 2: for Do you.
Speaker 1: Have global entry? Could you drive that thing into Canada? Yes?
Speaker 1: I have the flag on it. Yeah, actually just went
Speaker 1: back to the DMV to get a new one because
Speaker 1: there was a little crack in it.
Speaker 2: Also, do you know that in New York. I don't
Speaker 2: know how it is in every other state. But if
Speaker 2: you got your life, if you renewed your license online
Speaker 2: during COVID from July no I'm sorry, from I think
Speaker 2: April of twenty twenty to whatever month in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: it's not valid. What Yeah, if you did because you
Speaker 2: weren't able to take a vision test because you couldn't
Speaker 2: go in. So unless you had a certified vision test
Speaker 2: from a doctor, if you just self did yourself as
Speaker 2: like yeah, I read it and it's fine, your license
Speaker 2: could be suspended.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, So I had to go.
Speaker 2: Back into the DMV and actually take the vision test,
Speaker 2: which is a joke by the way. Yeah, like there's
Speaker 2: literally like stop like five ft in front of you
Speaker 2: and like read that.
Speaker 3: Well, to be honest, the problem for me was when
Speaker 3: I got my license, I wanted glasses, so I think
Speaker 3: I flunked it and now it says I need glasses
Speaker 3: the whole time. But now I actually do need glasses
Speaker 3: because I have an astigmatism and I still don't wear them.
Speaker 2: Is it uh stigmatism or is it an a stigmatism?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but is it a stigmatism? Is like
Speaker 2: like a a stigmatism. It's an astigmatism. It's not a
Speaker 2: stigmatism like as an astigmatism.
Speaker 1: Like it's an a stigmatism. I'm not going to show
Speaker 1: my license. I just want to let's see. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: an astigmatism and st an astigmatism. And what is it?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? It's sunk on your eyeball?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so sometimes like if I stare at something, it
Speaker 3: like makes double best way to put it. So, like
Speaker 3: if something's far away my vision for some reason, like crosses.
Speaker 1: Do you wear contacts? I've never seen you wear glasses? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't wear them. So how can you see right now?
Speaker 3: I can see fine? If that's two wait, I'm sorry
Speaker 3: two and two? Two and two well to cronkright says
Speaker 3: that just kidding? What was his name, Jared Tedley like smiling,
Speaker 3: Chuck Woolery, Chuck Wollery.
Speaker 1: There it is all right. And on that note, we'll
Speaker 1: be background after this and too too. Oh Andrew, you're
Speaker 1: such a weirdo. The malls are coming in heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand, like my time off request has
Speaker 2: been approved. I already took that time off. I sure
Speaker 2: hope it was approved.
Speaker 1: So on the back of my license, my endorsements are
Speaker 1: p for passengers, so I'm allowed to drive passengers around.
Speaker 1: Are my restriction medical certificate exempt and no air brake
Speaker 1: equipped CMV. That means I can't drive like big trucks
Speaker 1: with air brakes or buses with air brakes and adults
Speaker 1: seating less than fourteen, So I can't drive adults around
Speaker 1: if there's fourteen on the bus, can't do it. Thirteen, Yes,
Speaker 1: got it? Yeah cool? Do you know what they're changing
Speaker 1: in Jersey City? Finally there was just a big marathon there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was. That was pretty cool first one ever. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would have known. I'd have been in it. You
Speaker 1: would have run a marathon. I would have run the
Speaker 1: half marathon. Let me tell you something. Half marathons are
Speaker 1: very hard to I know it's very hard. I feel
Speaker 1: like I could do it, though, I'm sorry, why were
Speaker 1: you going to get exhausting? You're like, why am I doing?
Speaker 2: I don't want you to forget you were right before
Speaker 2: they say, Oh, something really cool in Jersey City happened.
Speaker 3: They're changing the garbage trucks. If you were in Jersey City,
Speaker 3: you know those garbage very few people, by the way,
Speaker 3: very few, very few, like maybe maybe like point zero
Speaker 3: two percent of everyone that listens to the show is
Speaker 3: in Jersey City. But go on, because it's topical. Your
Speaker 3: phone's ringing, No, it's not anyway. So in Jersey City
Speaker 3: they have these very loud garbage trucks.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they have those everywhere.
Speaker 3: Friend of the World is happening outside your window when
Speaker 3: they come and get the garbage, because it's like and
Speaker 3: they're changing them to electrics. That's going to change now, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but hydraulic is still hydraulic. Well, the hydraulic it's not
Speaker 3: the hydraulics problem. It's when they speed up to go
Speaker 3: to the next house and then they slam on the
Speaker 3: brakes and it's it squeaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but breaks are breaks, no matter what. No, this
Speaker 1: is going to be different.
Speaker 2: I have a feel all right, we'll see you know,
Speaker 2: because when they pull that handle on the side to
Speaker 2: crush the garbage still makes noise. You're talking about the
Speaker 2: engine hate.
Speaker 1: So much in the New York summers when people throw
Speaker 1: things out and you see them and it's just my
Speaker 1: favorite garbage.
Speaker 2: My favorite part is like the truck will dump the
Speaker 2: thing in the corner and then as it pulls away,
Speaker 2: the garbage juice spills out of the bottom and it's
Speaker 2: hot garbage juice place and it just goes everywhere. And
Speaker 2: then you either drive or walk through it and it
Speaker 2: just sprays all over the place. Terrible New York City
Speaker 2: garbage juice is disgusting.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why there's not a better way of
Speaker 3: handling the garbage situation.
Speaker 2: Well, you can't really have a because those trucks. As
Speaker 2: soon a those trucks get all the start rusting, there's
Speaker 2: holes in them and that's where all the juice comes through.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, nobody takes the responsibility of their
Speaker 3: trash here. That's the first thing.
Speaker 1: You mean, kind of like, have we just throw cups
Speaker 1: of milk out in the garbage pil a badly? Yes?
Speaker 1: So I am I am the problem.
Speaker 3: It's me, yes, it is it it In other countries
Speaker 3: they have just bins outside and you just know this
Speaker 3: goes here, this goes here, this goes here.
Speaker 1: And they make sheds that you throw your own garbage in.
Speaker 1: People here don't have time for that. They do have time.
Speaker 1: We just pretend like it's someone else's problem.
Speaker 2: The sanitation workers problem. The sanitation workers don't have time.
Speaker 2: Notice I didn't say garbage men. The sanitation workers don't
Speaker 2: have time to open the sheds and take out three
Speaker 2: recycle ones and the regular let me tell you.
Speaker 3: Why you would have scheduled days now in place, and
Speaker 3: if they actually did trash more than like once or
Speaker 3: twice a week that they stockpile it. There should be
Speaker 3: trash collection every single day, and there should be a
Speaker 3: full like way that it all gets taken care of.
Speaker 3: But in the United States, your trash in Long Island
Speaker 3: is different than New York's trash on in two and
Speaker 3: two anyway, it's all different, and there's no like Trash
Speaker 3: Agency of the United States Rights. I feel like what
Speaker 3: we do with our trash is very important and we
Speaker 3: should make like a national way of doing it.
Speaker 2: And the fact that it all kind of kind of
Speaker 2: goes to the same place anyway in some respects, like
Speaker 2: every jurisdiction shouldn't be like for a long time, we
Speaker 2: weren't allowed to throw glass in the recycle bit anymore.
Speaker 2: They stopped that, but yet at the supermarket you can
Speaker 2: still go recycle your glass bottles exactly. So I don't
Speaker 2: really understand that all goes to the landfill anyway. I
Speaker 2: don't believe recycling actually is happening.
Speaker 1: I just don't. It doesn't.
Speaker 3: There's a great episode, and I know I've talked about
Speaker 3: it in a million and one times. I think it's
Speaker 3: this American life where you could learn about where your
Speaker 3: trash goes. It used to go to China. It does
Speaker 3: not go to China anymore. There is now a giant
Speaker 3: trash collection we talked piling up in the United States,
Speaker 3: and we don't know what to do with our trash anymore,
Speaker 3: and nobody seems to care.
Speaker 1: And I don't understand why we just don't create a
Speaker 1: trash agency and just fix it. Yeah, well, isn't that
Speaker 1: the DP the Department of Environmental Protection. No, this should
Speaker 1: just be trash. Guess what your trash, sar. I want
Speaker 1: to do that. I think you'd actually be good at it.
Speaker 1: I do too, because I would be a stickler. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we said no pizza boxes. No pizza boxes. Now you
Speaker 1: don't get your trash picked up. Well, that's the other
Speaker 1: thing with like pizza, if there's oil on it, they
Speaker 1: can't recycle.
Speaker 3: So then why are you telling me that I need
Speaker 3: to recycle it if it's just gonna get thrown in
Speaker 3: the landfill.
Speaker 2: I drive around my town on a Monday afternoon when
Speaker 2: people have put the recycling bins out, nobody follows the rules.
Speaker 2: Like you're putting all kinds of crap in a plastic
Speaker 2: garbage bag and just sticking that in the bin, And
Speaker 2: that's not the way to do it. You're not supposed
Speaker 2: to mix the cardboard anymore. People don't care. You're not
Speaker 2: supposed to put styropom in. People don't care. You're not
Speaker 2: supposed to pic.
Speaker 3: Off of like just say you're yogurt. If you're having
Speaker 3: like a yogurt parfe thing, you're supposed to rip the
Speaker 3: sticker off.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. That's a bit much. Back when
Speaker 2: it first started, you had to take the labels off
Speaker 2: the soup cans. Not anymore.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do that.
Speaker 2: The cans don't have to be naked anymore because they
Speaker 2: recycled the paper too. But I just I don't It
Speaker 2: is nearly impossible for any machinery to separate all that
Speaker 2: stuff because it can't all go together. Like they collect
Speaker 2: the cans and the glass and the plastic with the
Speaker 2: paper and they just throw it all in the same truck.
Speaker 2: There's I know that there's you know what do they
Speaker 2: call it one something recycling? I forget what the hell
Speaker 2: it's called. But the machines they can't because the gaskets
Speaker 2: embedded in the cardboard, and it's just it's a mess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a single stream that's what they call it. Single
Speaker 1: stream recycling. They just need to fix it. I don't
Speaker 1: know who we could talk to about this, where it
Speaker 1: could be proposed you should run for president. Look, let's
Speaker 1: make a trash star. Let's just go back to the eighties.
Speaker 1: In my town. We still have the smoke stacks. Just
Speaker 1: burn the just burn the trash now. Thanks for you know,
Speaker 1: burn the tires everything, Robert.
Speaker 3: When you're dead and I'm stuck in like a drowned
Speaker 3: scuba diving paradise because the whole United States is flooded,
Speaker 3: I'll thank you for burning your trash in the eighties.
Speaker 1: I remember Geraldine Ferraro. When there's no more Miami, I'll
Speaker 1: be very happy to say thank you.
Speaker 2: Geraldine Ferraro and Walter Monde were running for president and
Speaker 2: vice president in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Maybe no. Mondale was eighty and it was a huge
Speaker 1: blowout election, was it eighty No?
Speaker 2: Because four four he ran against him in eighty four,
Speaker 2: and I remember both Mondeal and Ferrara came to the
Speaker 2: dump by my house to, you know, because the people
Speaker 2: are town. It was it was called, uh the rage
Speaker 2: with the name of the group. It was Residents against
Speaker 2: Garbage Expansion. And they went to the dump and the
Speaker 2: big smoke sacks were like spewing out toxic chemicals.
Speaker 1: All over town. People were the size and the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And I remember going with my mom just to kind of,
Speaker 2: you know, see it, because it was literally around the
Speaker 2: block from my house.
Speaker 1: It's still there. The smoke sacks are still there.
Speaker 2: I mean the building is all broken down and whatever,
Speaker 2: but it's it's I'm gonna take a picture of it
Speaker 2: and get and send it to.
Speaker 1: You, Okay, I would appreciate that, actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't know, like, are there any municipalities
Speaker 2: in this country is still burned garbage? I'm gonna say yes,
Speaker 2: you think so? Oh yeah, because don't you think that
Speaker 2: that is a deep rule, that is that's not allowed,
Speaker 2: you know, burn trash in the United States, because I mean,
Speaker 2: burning plastic is toxic. You know, It's one thing if
Speaker 2: it's like paper or whatever, but you recycle that stuff.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what else they would burn at
Speaker 2: this point.
Speaker 1: But is it okay to burn burn? I know that
Speaker 1: I know that in some places is illegal to burn leaves.
Speaker 2: Some places you can, so places you can't because it
Speaker 2: puts off all that whatever the hell it puts off.
Speaker 1: It's a health hazard backyard burning not backyard though.
Speaker 2: But I'm just wondering if there is if there are
Speaker 2: towns and cities and municipalities that still burn trash like
Speaker 2: because you still see smokestacks all over all over the place.
Speaker 2: But I think they're just old and defunct, you know,
Speaker 2: and they should take them down. Those things are gonna
Speaker 2: collapse at some point.
Speaker 3: So I think it's dependent on the state because I'm
Speaker 3: seeing like a whole bunch of different ones. Huh right, Okay,
Speaker 3: there is no like one answer I'm finding again, because
Speaker 3: there's a million different counties that do different things with trash,
Speaker 3: but they just are all saying don't.
Speaker 1: Do it, well, not on your own anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that was the lame answer. But if you
Speaker 3: have an answer putting in the comments below, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If your town burns garbage, I'm curious. I'm sure you
Speaker 2: have three eyes by now, but I'm just curious, you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, So going back to the sheriff. So, I
Speaker 2: just think it's really interesting that most I don't want
Speaker 2: to say rural because big cities have, you know, the
Speaker 2: sheriff's department.
Speaker 1: Also, like where we were, it was st you know.
Speaker 1: I was in Jacksonville and it's the Saint John sheriff department,
Speaker 1: or you have Broward County sheriff or whatever. And it's
Speaker 1: weird because for us, do you ever, do you ever
Speaker 1: like where you grew up, is there a sheriff there?
Speaker 2: Is it just the police department? You would know if
Speaker 2: it was called a sheriff or not. I guess, like
Speaker 2: to me, sheriff is like cowboy hat riding a horse.
Speaker 1: You know that that's a sheriff. You know, old school,
Speaker 1: you know, like old West, you know, But I did
Speaker 1: you know that there's a New York City sheriff? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I would assume there is, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: mean NYPD is the police department. The sheriff what they do.
Speaker 2: They do like evictions and stuff like that. That that
Speaker 2: that's around here in the New York area. A sheriff,
Speaker 2: you know, they serve, serve warrants and papers and eviction
Speaker 2: notices and stuff like that. Like they're the ones that
Speaker 2: like knock on your door and throw you out of
Speaker 2: your house if the bank takes your your house away.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: So there is a New York City Sheriff's Department, but
Speaker 2: they're not gonna pull you over. You can do ninety
Speaker 2: miles an hour in front of them, They're not gonna
Speaker 2: do anything because I don't know if they have jurisdiction.
Speaker 2: They are peace officers, they have guns and whatnot, but
Speaker 2: I don't know if they have jurisdiction to like pull
Speaker 2: you over on the highway, you know, because I see,
Speaker 2: you know, there'll be a Sheriff's department car and people
Speaker 2: just go whizz.
Speaker 1: By him at like eighty miles an hour like sheriff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I slow down real, real bad whenever I see any
Speaker 1: cop car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it depends. Okay, Well, like if the
Speaker 2: Postal police are driving on the highway. What are you
Speaker 2: gonna do?
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never seen post throw mail out the window.
Speaker 1: Then you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: But if you do eighty miles now by the postal
Speaker 2: police car, I think you're gonna be okay because he's
Speaker 2: not worried about you. He's looking to see if people
Speaker 2: are fishing out of a mailbox. So true, he's got
Speaker 2: bigger fish to fry. You didn't even know there was
Speaker 2: postal police.
Speaker 1: Did you no?
Speaker 3: Because somebody something actually happened recently with postal police. They
Speaker 3: arrested someone pretty famous. Yeah, with this forget who was
Speaker 3: mail fraud? They go after people, dude. And that's why
Speaker 3: all the mailboxes across the country have changed. If you noticed,
Speaker 3: when the last time is you mail the letter?
Speaker 1: But you're my mailing things. There's no more pull down
Speaker 1: the handle, that noise that we used to know when
Speaker 1: we were kids, and the slam shut there is.
Speaker 2: They're few and far between. There's still a few of them.
Speaker 2: I know where one or two of them are in
Speaker 2: case I ever have to mail a package, you know,
Speaker 2: But for it's just a little mail slot now because
Speaker 2: people were going in there with like gum on a
Speaker 2: string and pulling checks out.
Speaker 1: Jeez, that's called fishing, fishing, mail fishing. Who knew me? Well,
Speaker 1: now you're a kozie king. By the way, I am
Speaker 1: a kozie king. Yeah, this is our kozy King shipping manager. Yeah,
Speaker 1: shipping director. I should. I'm actually really excited about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I love shipping things, I know.
Speaker 3: I told the guys who I do this with, Tommy
Speaker 3: and John and Gina. No, Gina, Actually Gina does help
Speaker 3: you work.
Speaker 1: With an underwear company, Tommy John is I'm wearing Tommy John.
Speaker 1: I think I am too. See it.
Speaker 3: People don't need to yesterday anyway, I told them, because
Speaker 3: we get these koozies and these boxes delivered, and I
Speaker 3: live in an apartment, interesting to see with the new trucks. Yes,
Speaker 3: and all of us in this group live in apartments
Speaker 3: one bedrooms for that matter, so it's very cramped and small.
Speaker 3: And then you get like ten boxes in your apartment
Speaker 3: filled with koozies, and then you say to yourself, I
Speaker 3: have no room.
Speaker 2: So now I'm your drop ship guy. Yeah, I'm excited
Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, thank you, you're welcome. Well, don't thank
Speaker 2: me until I actually do it.
Speaker 1: I hope your garage is ready to be filled with
Speaker 1: coozies because you know what, I might just steal them
Speaker 1: and resell them. What you never know?
Speaker 3: Well, our pickleball coozies are actually doing fantastic right now.
Speaker 3: We had to order a thousand more. And that's why
Speaker 3: we were so like happy to have you on board,
Speaker 3: because nobody has room for ten boxes full of coozies.
Speaker 1: Now when you say ten boxes, are they like like
Speaker 1: massive boxes?
Speaker 2: Now they're like this by this, So I need to
Speaker 2: clean out a good space in my garage to keep say,
Speaker 2: is it okay if when I ship them, their's spiders
Speaker 2: in them?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, because my garage. Amazon is the one who
Speaker 1: opens the box.
Speaker 3: I don't care where, okay, And by the time it
Speaker 3: kits here from China, the box is like torn o,
Speaker 3: you're gonna I can't wait, No, I cannot wait for.
Speaker 1: You to be like this is an abomination packing.
Speaker 2: I'll telling you right now, if it's a damaged box
Speaker 2: and all crushed and disgusting, I will not ship it.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't.
Speaker 3: It's an embarrassment. This is not going to someone's house
Speaker 3: and it doesn't matter. This goes to Amazon where they
Speaker 3: just open it.
Speaker 1: Right. But I have to go to a shipping center
Speaker 1: to leave it, and I'm not. I'm gonna make it
Speaker 1: put a disclaimer. I didn't do this, bro, I didn't
Speaker 1: pack this. I'm just reshipping, so I would never ship
Speaker 1: it like this. Okay, well, now you're gonna get Akoozy
Speaker 1: King's T shirt. Are you excited?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Am? I gonna have to retape the box up.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I did once because I felt it.
Speaker 2: Wait a stacking hold on. It's coming from China. There
Speaker 2: could be all kinds of saws and stuff in the bottom.
Speaker 2: I don't calm it down.
Speaker 1: What I don't, I don't know. I'm gonna there's what
Speaker 1: happens if there's like some there's not some China bug
Speaker 1: in there. China. There's no bugs in there. Really, there's
Speaker 1: no bugs. It's gonna be my garage. It is probably
Speaker 1: gonna be bugs. No, there's no bug. You're fine. What
Speaker 1: if there's like that that Asian beetle that eats my
Speaker 1: trees comes over in a Japanese beetles. Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: those in our backyard already, but we're not supposed to
Speaker 1: see that's how they come. They come in coozy boxes.
Speaker 1: They don't. That's anyway, that's how they infiltrate our country.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to be the one that starts that.
Speaker 1: Forget it. I can't say lantern flying. I'm out. They're
Speaker 1: another one, the lantern flies. I'm out. I don't want them.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're fine, all right. Thank you so much for
Speaker 3: storing our cooozies, and thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, we're done. It's eleven forty. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can check your emails.
Speaker 2: It's actually not eleven forty. Very few people are looking
Speaker 2: at their clock right now and it's eleven forty unless
Speaker 2: they started listening right at eleven twelve or so or
Speaker 2: eleven oh eight, you know.
Speaker 1: Yep, nope, you're so right, Scott. All right, well I
Speaker 1: want to keep going. I'm not done yet.
Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about? I got more,
Speaker 2: but I have things I need to do. Oh I see,
Speaker 2: all right, Thank you so much for listening to ball Chat.
Speaker 1: I see, mister important. This is important. Thanks to do,
Speaker 1: mister executive. I bet all your other podcasts did not
Speaker 1: have a wonky microphone. No, I fixed it, told you.
Speaker 1: I figured out what the solution was. Sorry, Andre, I
Speaker 1: love you I love you. We're friends. We're friends till
Speaker 1: the end, till the end. What was that from friends
Speaker 1: till the end? Care bears No, the fantastic voyage. Nope,
Speaker 1: child's play child Ah, the Chucky Chucky friends till the end?
Speaker 3: Do you know you just got arrested? Which one actor
Speaker 3: who played dolls got arrested? The doll got arrested? Why,
Speaker 3: let's just say the diddle and around with things shouldn't
Speaker 3: been did on.
Speaker 1: The little kid?
Speaker 2: The one that was the little kid in the eighties
Speaker 2: or the newer ones the Chucky actor but from the eighties, yes,
Speaker 2: the original kids.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think it was the kid. It was
Speaker 1: the person who played the Chucky doll. The voice. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: that really is nothing that's so far removed. The voice
Speaker 1: of Chucky. Everybody knows the voice of Chucky.
Speaker 2: Ah about that? You never saw him though, you know
Speaker 2: you would never know, all right. That's like you're saying, hey,
Speaker 2: do you know that the voice of alf just got
Speaker 2: arrested for murder?
Speaker 1: Okay? Who's ALF? I know who ALF is? What does
Speaker 1: A stand for? Uh? Alien life form? Yes? Good job?
Speaker 1: And what animal did he like to eat? Uh? Sloths? No? No, cats.
Speaker 1: That's scary. He liked to eat cats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ed Gail, he just got arrested. He looks a
Speaker 3: stunt performer. Oh, he sure looks like a molester. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was in Howard the Duck too. Can you tell
Speaker 1: me what planet Alf was from? One dollars cash right now?
Speaker 3: Wa wait, I'm sorry he was Alf was from Come
Speaker 3: on five four Uranus, uranus.
Speaker 2: He was from Melmac, Melmac, yep ah, mel Mac. All right,
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Speaker 3: Yes, we're very excited. And where we recorded ahead, isn't
Speaker 3: that really exciting?
Speaker 1: Not really.
Speaker 3: We got to keep recording ahead so this way we
Speaker 3: can imagine if we make it all the way to
Speaker 3: the June July iebreak with like so ahead that we're good.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when we used to record like three
Speaker 2: four five episodes in the canon we would have we
Speaker 2: would have episodes recorded for two months.
Speaker 1: I know, But now you leave it like eleven and
Speaker 1: I'm done with work by like ten thirty, So it's hard.
Speaker 1: We need to get our schedules straight. Yeah, we just
Speaker 1: got to get our schedules all right. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for listening. Until we see you again, say clink, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it right, not like you did on
Speaker 1: the last day. Okay bye, yeah clink clink. So that
Speaker 1: last episode is never actually really even Yeah. So that's
Speaker 1: the official ending, right for this. Oh that's right, I
Speaker 1: got it. Okay, bye bye,