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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, was up? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Yes I do? Sweet? What is it? So?

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Speaker 3: I used to rent a room from my friends and

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Speaker 3: they had two dogs and they always put them to

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Speaker 3: sleep on my side of the house because they didn't

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Speaker 3: like letting them out at night so they could go

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Speaker 3: to the bathroom. So they would force me to do it,

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Speaker 3: and so I got tired of doing that. So eventually

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Speaker 3: I started opening the kitchen door, like in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the night, so the.

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Speaker 2: Dogs would go inside the house. And like three or

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Speaker 2: four times the dogs took it in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Did you clean it up or leave it for them

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Speaker 1: to have a surprise?

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Speaker 2: No, way, I looked up for them for their morning surprise.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, I don't know how the dogs learned

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Speaker 4: open the door.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what they would say.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: No worries, man, love you show yeah man bye bye?

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I do.

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Speaker 1: Sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it? So?

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Speaker 5: About eighteen years ago, my current wife we were dating

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Speaker 5: at the time, getting ready to get engaged, but her

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Speaker 5: roommate was her brother's fiance. He was in the military

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Speaker 5: and he was overseas and she was a virgin them.

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Speaker 5: They had been together a couple of times, but she

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Speaker 5: was concerned that she wasn't going to be able to

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Speaker 5: properly please him. So, being the nice guy that I am,

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Speaker 5: I said, hey, we can practice, you know, I can

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Speaker 5: make certain.

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Speaker 1: You your will.

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Speaker 5: Experience still went on for about four to six months.

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Speaker 5: That you know, as a proper human being that I am,

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Speaker 5: that I practiced with her to make certain that she

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Speaker 5: engaged in sexual activity.

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Speaker 1: And oh, so you were a teacher.

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Speaker 6: Basically, yes, yes, I wanted to make certain she was

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Speaker 6: well suited for her boyfriend fiance later when he came

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Speaker 6: back to the United States.

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: It's the little things that I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's your wife now?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, my girlfriend is my wife now.

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Speaker 7: My girlfriend at the time is now his wife. She

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Speaker 7: was the roommate of the girlfriend a cheating situation too.

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Speaker 1: She was my wife's brother girlfriend. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I got it. Wow, And you're probably never going

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Speaker 4: to tell that dirty little secret to.

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Speaker 5: Him never ever, it doesn't even exist beyond this.

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Speaker 4: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, take care of it.

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Speaker 1: Bye, what's your dirty little secret,