1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:09,239 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, time, Luck and load. 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 2: The Michael Very Show is on the air. President Trump 3 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: talking about Iran. He is, uh, you know that. It's 4 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 2: just amazing. 5 00:00:55,240 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 3: Televised cabinet meetings. It's it's it's it's linked team of 6 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 3: rivals by Doris Kern's Goodwin's. It's this competition where each 7 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 3: of them has to show up with this is what 8 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 3: we're doing, this is what we have done, this is 9 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 3: what we're doing, is what we're gonna do, all for. 10 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 2: The public to see. It's incredible. I mean, it's truly. 11 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 3: The likes of this we will not see pass this 12 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 3: way again. I'm certain of it. President Trump talking about Iran. 13 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 3: And now it's important that you win the propaganda war 14 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 3: because the left is going to say, well, what we've 15 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 3: done is for naught. We've been unsuccessful, we haven't accomplished 16 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 3: what we wanted. I think Trump, if Trump is honest. 17 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 3: And here's the problem with conducting a war like that. 18 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 3: You have to do what you're doing. You have to 19 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 3: speak in a way that you're in me is hearing, 20 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 3: So you're conveying a message to them which may not 21 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 3: be what you want. Your domestic audience here and you 22 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 3: have to speak in a way that your allies and 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 3: your enemies abroad can hear, all while trying to keep 24 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 3: your public back home happy. I think back to Jimmy Johnson. 25 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 3: I think he was finishing his first year with the 26 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 3: Cowboys and they went into the draft and he made 27 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 3: a trade and they thought, oh my god, this guy 28 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 3: is so far out of his league. And if you've 29 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 3: seen the documentary on this, you know what he did. 30 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 3: Jimmy Johnson traded herschel Walker. You know, it's not a 31 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 3: running backs league anymore. It wasn't even running backs league 32 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 3: anymore at that point. But he knew Walker didn't have 33 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 3: that many more years and he didn't have a team 34 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 3: around him anyway. You're not going to win championship with 35 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 3: just one running back, Hello Detroit Lyons. And so he 36 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 3: wanted to build a team, which he did, but the 37 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 3: way he got there was he traded herschel Walker for 38 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 3: a bunch of low level draft picks. So they have 39 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 3: the press conference and they basically call him an idiot, 40 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 3: and he stands there and he takes it. But he 41 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 3: knows what they don't know and what they cannot know 42 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 3: because he cannot say it. Those draft picks are never 43 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 3: going to make the Cowboys. In the fine print of 44 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 3: the deal, every one of those draft picks or bad 45 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 3: players who doesn't make the team, he got the Vikings 46 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 3: first round pick the next year. So he ended up 47 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 3: having the Cowboys draft picks and another team's draft picks, 48 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 3: unheard of for years if you look at the players 49 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 3: he drafted out of giving up herschel Walker. But in 50 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 3: order to do that, he had to play this game. 51 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 3: He had to bring those players to training camp. He 52 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:18,359 Speaker 3: had to say, ah, you're not good enough. Sorry, you 53 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 3: showed up late, your cut, you're overweight your cut, you 54 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 3: didn't pass physical your cut. He never intended to keep 55 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:29,280 Speaker 3: those players. It was a genius move, but he had 56 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,479 Speaker 3: to be pilloried at the press conference where it was 57 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 3: announced that he's letting herschel Walker go, or that he's 58 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 3: trading herschel Walker and the reporters who didn't know what 59 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 3: they were doing, they didn't know what they didn't know. 60 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 3: They're all thinking they're so smart. This is the dumbest 61 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 3: track in all the sports talk shows, dumbest trade in 62 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 3: the history of this guy. Jerry's gonna have to fire 63 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 3: his old buddy Jimmy Johnson. This is this you're giving 64 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 3: away the great herschel Walker Sha Walker never did anything 65 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 3: for Minnesota or I think he ended up at Philadelphia 66 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 3: after that. It doesn't matter. Point was Jimmy Johnson built 67 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 3: a juggernaut. There was so much talent on that team. 68 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 3: It's incredible how talented that team was. And he did 69 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 3: all that without being able to take credit at the 70 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 3: moment he did. 71 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 4: So. 72 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 3: Trump has a certain amount of that going with him 73 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 3: as to how he handles all of this. And you 74 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 3: now have to win the war of propaganda. You have 75 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 3: to win the war that it was successful because we 76 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 3: set Iran back. Maybe we couldn't get you one hundred 77 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 3: feet deep to where they're enriched and ray and uranium was, 78 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 3: but it was worth it because blah blah blah. 79 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 2: It was hilarious. 80 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 3: The other day he had the Japanese Prime Minister and 81 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 3: did you see her laughing at the auto pen? They 82 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 3: gave her the tour of the Great Hall, and she 83 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 3: seized the auto pen and without even realizing it. She 84 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 3: can't help herself. Everybody on the world stage knew what 85 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 3: was going on. It wasn't a secret, and she burst 86 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 3: into laughter. It just hilarious, hilarious. So she says to 87 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 3: him and then it's translated, well, how come you didn't 88 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 3: tell your allies like us that you were attacking I run? 89 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 3: And he said, how come you didn't tell us that 90 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 3: you were attacking Pearl Harbor? 91 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 2: Only Trump could do this. Only Trump get away with this. 92 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 3: So he was talking about the straight of horror moves 93 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 3: after it and he said, look, Japan is our ally 94 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 3: and while Japan says they don't have the constitutional authority 95 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,599 Speaker 3: to join us in a war, they would. And let's 96 00:06:45,600 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 3: not forget Japan has a very powerful asset, very poh. 97 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 2: This is a breaking news update. 98 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: Amid rising tensions in the Strait of Hormus, where global 99 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,919 Speaker 1: shipping and energy supplies remain under threat, Japan has announced 100 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: it will deploy what officials are calling its most powerful 101 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: defensive asset. While Japan has historically taken a cautious approach 102 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: to military involvement in the region, today's announcement signals a 103 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: dramatic shift. Initial reports suggested the deployment of naval forces, 104 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: then advanced missile defense systems, possibly even elite Samurai units, 105 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: but moments ago officials confirmed Japan is sending Godzilla, Yes. 106 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 2: That Godzilla. 107 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 1: Government sources describe the move as purely defensive, noting the 108 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: creature will discourage aggression by standing in the strait and 109 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: occasionally roaring in the direction of incoming threats. Eyewitnesses report 110 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: the massive figure has already been spotted emerging from the 111 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: Pacific carrying what appears to be a very large do not. 112 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 2: Block shipping lane side. 113 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: Iran has not officially responded, though one official was overheard 114 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 1: asking is this covered under international law. Meanwhile, gal markets 115 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: are reacting cautiously, with oil prices fluctuating and Tokyo toy 116 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: companies surging four hundred percent. Japanese officials insists the situation 117 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: remains under control, adding if necessary, they're prepared to deploy 118 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: Mathra then City as a monitor this developing story. 119 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,839 Speaker 2: The Michael Berry Show, Amon, did you know. 120 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 3: That literally the only thing in College Station in the 121 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 3: Brian College Station area, literally the only thing there. 122 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 2: Is Texas A and M. 123 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 3: There is nothing else, There's no industry, there's no it's 124 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 3: just Texas A and M. 125 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 2: It's just Texas A and M. I think that is 126 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 2: the impression a lot of people, and. 127 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 3: I would say that is changing dramatically because of all 128 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 3: the growth and development around owned it residential, industrial, manufacturing, office, retail, medical, 129 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 3: but the university is also growing at a rapid pace. 130 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 2: Brian College Station. 131 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 3: From let's say nineteen ninety to twenty thirty is going 132 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 3: to be a very very different place. Now I'm going 133 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,520 Speaker 3: to get three hundred emails. I thought, Trey Michael, there's 134 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 3: more in College Station. I know there's more in College Station. 135 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 3: Did you really take to your computer to write that? 136 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 3: Did you really do that? Have you ever flown in 137 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 3: or out of that airport? 138 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,079 Speaker 2: Neither have I. 139 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 3: If and I'm not proud of this, if you were 140 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 3: to ask me, if you had asked me that everything 141 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 3: you own, is there an airport in College Station or not? 142 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 3: I would have thought, why are you asking me that? 143 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:58,439 Speaker 3: Because there's an airport in Beaumont, right, that's a trick question, 144 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 3: must not be But there is is. Do you know 145 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 3: what it's called. It's called Easterwood Airport in College Station 146 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 3: KBTXTV and Brian College Station is reporting that some travelers 147 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 3: are making the ninety mile drive to Easterwood Airport and 148 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 3: College Station instead of flying out of Bush to avoid 149 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:27,199 Speaker 3: the loan. Sorry the long TSA line Wait a story 150 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 3: from KBTXTV. 151 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,880 Speaker 5: What time's over four hours long? At major hubs like Houston, 152 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 5: Atlanta and New York, travelers plans are getting derailed and 153 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,320 Speaker 5: some are finding flights at smaller airports to bypass the mess. 154 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 5: That's what Todd Lamaire is doing at Easterwood. He tried 155 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 5: to fly out of Houston after experiencing a flyer's worst 156 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 5: nightmare this morning at George Bush Intercontinental Airport. He rebooked 157 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 5: his flight here, tried to get. 158 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 6: There four hours, three and a half, four hours early 159 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 6: for my seven thirty flight, and it was about a 160 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,520 Speaker 6: four to six hour back up, And so I changed 161 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 6: my flight and came here, and I'm able tobviously leave 162 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 6: right away. 163 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 2: Kirie Easterwood. 164 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 5: There's only three to four departure flights each day and 165 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,079 Speaker 5: only one TSA line. Flyers have not had an issue 166 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,240 Speaker 5: getting through the line today, with some coming before their 167 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 5: flight prior to the security line opening and some getting 168 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 5: here just before boarding. 169 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:20,679 Speaker 7: Since there is multiple TSA workers, ramon, can you play 170 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:27,320 Speaker 7: our favorite rendition of the Texas A and m war him. 171 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 8: What y'all want me to stay in this here? 172 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 2: Fuck? 173 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 7: What is this evil? 174 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 2: Okay? 175 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 8: Yeah? 176 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 9: How you pronounced the words chuga malum, connect, kabaluhu, commit, 177 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 9: Goodbye to Texas University of Texas, Goodbye to urge and. 178 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 8: Quite Lord, good luck to them, deal with Texas eggs. 179 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 8: They is the boys who knows how to fight. The 180 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 8: eyes of Texas is upon you. Is Lord, that is 181 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 8: the soul. They say away, God likes hem. Oh, goodbye 182 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 8: to Take's University. Now, Father Aggi is looking here. Chicken 183 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,680 Speaker 8: wig a bobel chicken diggadoo. 184 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 9: He get out. 185 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 4: What in the world did that mean? 186 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 2: That's my favorite line of that whole thing. What in 187 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 2: the world does that mean? 188 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,320 Speaker 3: So I'm always asking people for updates and the update 189 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 3: from our own jib Mud, our creative director. 190 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,400 Speaker 2: As of this. 191 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 3: Morning, he is down sixty four pounds. So I don't 192 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 3: know how long it's been, uh, I'll have to ask. 193 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 3: Six months eight months ago, I sent him to Centergenics. 194 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:45,439 Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of Center Genics, and I said, 195 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 3: I want you to go get your testosterone checked. Well, 196 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 3: first they want you to know your testosterone. So he 197 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,560 Speaker 3: goes to his doctor and I said, go get your 198 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,079 Speaker 3: testosterone level checked. And your testosterone level is going to 199 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 3: be low. And then your insurance will pay for Synergenics. 200 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:08,439 Speaker 3: And he goes, how do you know? No, just kidding, 201 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,840 Speaker 3: he said, how do you know my testosterones do me low? 202 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 4: Well? 203 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 2: I am my. 204 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 3: When I get obsessed on something, I read about it 205 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 3: around the clock and I try to learn everything there is. 206 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 3: And I talk to a lot of people, and I 207 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 3: can tell you that your your tea levels are low. 208 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 3: And he said, but I'm a you know everybody wants 209 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 3: can you get a boner or not? That's not the 210 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 3: sole determinant of whether my tea levels not. I'll have you, 211 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 3: I said, Jim, Jim, put pull your pants back up. 212 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:35,680 Speaker 2: I don't. 213 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 3: That's not the point. Your tea levels are low. It 214 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 3: affects your energy level. It affects and he's a very 215 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 3: hard worker. I said, look, just get it checked and 216 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,840 Speaker 3: when it's low, I'll get you into Synergenics and you'll 217 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 3: get the shot once a week and it will change 218 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 3: your life. So he goes and gets his tea level 219 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 3: check and he texts and says, I hate you, and 220 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 3: I've forgotten what we were talking about. 221 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? 222 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 3: You were right on my tea level and so I 223 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,360 Speaker 3: guessed it and I was off by less than ten, 224 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 3: which is saying something because your tea level could be 225 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 3: anywhere from zero to one thousand. But I know about 226 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 3: where men are going to be based at that age, 227 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 3: and so he was amused and annoyed that I nailed it. 228 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 3: So we got him into synergenics and he starts in 229 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 3: on the testosterone and overnight notices a difference in his 230 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 3: energy level, his optimism. You know, a lot of drugs 231 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 3: that people take, and alcohol is a drug as well, 232 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 3: are to make them more happy. In the ancient Mesopotamian culture, 233 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 3: they called heroin the happy drug. They had an early 234 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,640 Speaker 3: version of it was a poppy based but it was 235 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 3: opi and everybody wants to be more happy. It's just 236 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 3: nicer when you're happy. That's what the early stage of 237 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 3: a buzz is is happy. But a lot of drugs, 238 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 3: most drugs end up giving you that high at the beginning, 239 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 3: and then addicts will tell you that they're chasing the high. 240 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 3: It takes more to get that same high until the 241 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 3: point that you get like with opioids, you are taking 242 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 3: opioids so long that you're no longer getting a high. 243 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 3: You're now if you don't do it, you're getting what's 244 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 3: called dope sick, which is way worse than the flu 245 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 3: but similar. And so now you're just taking the drug 246 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 3: to be normal again. But with testosterone, it is a 247 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 3: very it's your natural it's your body's natural hormone that 248 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 3: you're losing as you get older, and you forget. You 249 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 3: were more ambitious when you were young, you were more optimistic. 250 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 3: Yeah we can do that. Let's go on a twenty 251 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 3: hour road trip. You just feel good. So in time 252 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 3: they said, hey, if you want to take the semi 253 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,640 Speaker 3: glue tide, we got that too. So he's taking that 254 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 3: in testosterone. He's down sixty four pounds. He is a 255 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 3: new man. He is the happiest man. Well, I'm telling 256 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 3: you go to synergen night. I'm just that's there's my dent. 257 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 3: It changes your life. This song came out in the 258 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,120 Speaker 3: spring of eighties. 259 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 2: Ain't Waiting to Look in the Mirror. 260 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 3: And my mother loved it. We had it on an LP. 261 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,680 Speaker 3: Was that a thirty three or forty five? He was 262 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 3: thirty three, right, I get thirty three is a long one. 263 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 3: Forty five is a short one. You sure, okay? It 264 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 3: was a forty five and she would put it on 265 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 3: and she would dance through the living room and grab 266 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 3: me to dance with her. Now you got somewhere to 267 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 3: go dance with your mom? Weird, And it wasn't like 268 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 3: she knew how to dance, and lord knows, I don't dance, 269 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 3: and so anyway, that was her idea of being very funny. 270 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 3: But she would put this thing on and there is 271 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 3: still to this day, our kids will never appreciate. There 272 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 3: is still a deliciousness to the crackle of a live record. 273 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,119 Speaker 3: I remember a few years ago Sandy Peterson bought herself 274 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 3: a turntable is it called turntable? And she started collecting 275 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,639 Speaker 3: big albums. That's the thirty three, right, She started collecting 276 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 3: thirty threes and she would put it on there and 277 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:36,320 Speaker 3: she listen to this. You put the phone to it. Ah, 278 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:41,119 Speaker 3: it's glorious. You remember your first record player. I was 279 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 3: in second grade. We had just moved from West Orange Start. 280 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,919 Speaker 3: We had a little rent house we lived in on 281 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,359 Speaker 3: Stacey Street and the house we lived in before that 282 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 3: was a rent house that was on what we called 283 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,959 Speaker 3: it the Greenhouse, and it was next door to Angie Cable, 284 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 3: and Angie Cable would go on to Mary Gary Stelly, 285 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,160 Speaker 3: who owns Kogt. 286 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,040 Speaker 2: We went to high school together, but he was older 287 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 2: than me. 288 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,679 Speaker 3: And Gary Stelly is kind of the unofficial mayor of 289 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 3: Orange and always has been because he's the one who 290 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,160 Speaker 3: tells Orange his stories. Told him on the radio, tells 291 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,400 Speaker 3: her he's got a website. That's kind of the website. 292 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 3: It's the bigger news story in Orange. Is the bigger 293 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 3: news source in Orange than the newspaper with the whole 294 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 3: staff of it and everything. Anyway, I was in second 295 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,360 Speaker 3: grade and we'd moved out to Maclewis, which was in 296 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 3: the Orangeville School district. It had mcleis Elementary and it 297 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 3: had Orangeville Elementary and then in middle school I think 298 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 3: we called it Junior High back then in sixth grade 299 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,879 Speaker 3: we had to go over there in the middle school 300 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 3: and the high school right next to the elementary school. 301 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,679 Speaker 3: So all my buddies and I we had started a 302 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 3: new school. But anyway, my first kindergarten in first grade, 303 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 3: I started at Lorena Oates in the Western Start School district, 304 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 3: and then we moved out there, and I don't know 305 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,840 Speaker 3: how long i'd been there, but I remember setting up. 306 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 3: At Christmas, I got my first record player and it 307 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:14,920 Speaker 3: was a molded plastic like a suitcase that you would 308 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 3: pop the sides and open it and inside it was 309 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,919 Speaker 3: the lowest quality record player you could imagine. And my 310 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:30,400 Speaker 3: very first forty five, my very first record that I owned. 311 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,440 Speaker 2: I when I say. 312 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 3: I wore it out, I mean I literally wore it out. 313 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 3: I could not play that song enough. I've told the 314 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,199 Speaker 3: story on the air before, be interested to see if 315 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 3: anybody remembers. But I will come back with that song 316 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 3: from the next break. But I to this day when 317 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 3: I hear that song. I met the guy who wrote 318 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 3: and sang that song, and I told him that story, 319 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 3: and he was so gracious and so sweet that he 320 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 3: pretended that it was an interesting story because it wasn't right, 321 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 3: but to me it was. And here I was telling 322 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 3: this story about the first So the first piece of 323 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,880 Speaker 3: music I've owned, I didn't have a cassette player yet. 324 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,880 Speaker 3: I didn't have This would have been nineteen seventy eight, 325 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:25,160 Speaker 3: seventy nine. It was Yeah, anyway, so we will play 326 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,479 Speaker 3: you that song in just a moment. Rick, You're ond 327 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 3: the Michael Berry Show. What do you say, sir? 328 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,800 Speaker 4: Hey, how you doing? Yeah? I started going to uh, Synergenics. Gosh, 329 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 4: maybe it was like ten years ago, and I really 330 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 4: liked it. You know, they do like a holistic approach. 331 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,640 Speaker 4: They do like this full body scan. 332 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 7: You know. 333 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 4: I started going because my doctor my blood sugar was low, 334 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,400 Speaker 4: and I was like, man, I got to be able 335 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 4: to work, and I don't want to get on into wind. 336 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,880 Speaker 2: You had no doct love. 337 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,879 Speaker 4: Yeah, so he told me check your you know, check 338 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,560 Speaker 4: your sistofs low. That'll help. In like two weeks, I 339 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 4: was doing much better. But I tell you and like now, 340 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 4: now I've been seeing for the last four years, your 341 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 4: doctor's friend, Larry Lipschaltz. He's there at Baylor. My insurance changed. 342 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 4: I'm not have to see somebody else. But honestly, if 343 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,399 Speaker 4: I had to do it all over again, and I 344 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 4: wasn't impatient, you know, I wanted to quick results, so 345 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 4: you know, I would have started taking some stout, lose 346 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 4: some stuffleness. Now I know the right combination that will 347 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 4: actually you know, double my testosterone. But since I've been 348 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,719 Speaker 4: on testespalm so long, you know, I don't know if 349 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 4: I can reverse the process that I would just put 350 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,040 Speaker 4: in the plug, you know, do some homework and another 351 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 4: thing did you know if you do the testosterone pellets 352 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 4: that it's more expensive. That's why I don't do it. 353 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 4: But it's actually better because you don't have to take 354 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,359 Speaker 4: the hCG injections. You take hCG because the testosterone injections 355 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,199 Speaker 4: are oil based and it causes your your nuts, your 356 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 4: test testicles to start the atrophy and get weak. But 357 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 4: if you do the pellets, that doesn't happen. 358 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I did depeluh. 359 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,479 Speaker 3: I did the Palace with doctor Kara, who is a 360 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,439 Speaker 3: dear friend and in my opinion, a great doctor and 361 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 3: as you know, an acolyte of Larry Lipschultz. 362 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 2: And I liked it, but I found. 363 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 3: I didn't like for about two to three days every 364 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,840 Speaker 3: three months, so once a quarter I couldn't do anything physical. 365 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 3: It felt, you know, I couldn't put my wallet back there, 366 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 3: you know, because you're sitting on it. And I didn't like. 367 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 3: I felt like my levels were up and down more 368 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 3: than I would ideally like. So I went back to 369 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 3: the shot and at Senergenics, I go once a week. 370 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,800 Speaker 3: I'm in and out of the clinic. I got it's 371 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 3: really worked that well for me. My buddy to Aggie 372 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,399 Speaker 3: Plumber Michael Robinson says, you're talking about the Aggie Airport. 373 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 3: He said, oh, so now you houstone Iss are gonna 374 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,760 Speaker 3: effing inundate our airport like y'all done everything else around 375 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 3: here and ruin it. I love how people in the 376 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 3: country don't want us coming out there, don't be talking about. 377 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 2: Everything. This is Mark Chestert, jo Bizarre of Talk Radio. 378 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 2: The children who are singing along with him there. 379 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 3: Are from Oak Hill Elementary School in Nashville, Tennessee. What 380 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 3: makes that adorable is how is Oak Hill Elementary School 381 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 3: chosen because Susie and Timmy, his two daughters, went to 382 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,960 Speaker 3: school there and are in that choir. So you know 383 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,440 Speaker 3: how you show such favoritism to your kids from home. 384 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:45,360 Speaker 3: That's that's what That's what Ray Stevens did, Yeah, exactly. 385 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:54,120 Speaker 2: Do you remember his real name? It's probably not, but. 386 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 3: It won the Grammy for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance 387 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:12,359 Speaker 3: and Best Inspirational Performance for Jake Hess And what a 388 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 3: different time that a song like this in nineteen seventy one, 389 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,160 Speaker 3: that a song like this would be considered the greatest song. 390 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,800 Speaker 3: No crotch grabing, No, this would have been like the 391 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 3: top song in the country. It's hard to believe a 392 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 3: different time, a different time. 393 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 2: Indeed, I guess if I just sit. 394 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,359 Speaker 3: And ponder and don't talk, it probably doesn't make for 395 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 3: good program, doesn't I was thinking of the placement of 396 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 3: my record player right when you entered. I had a 397 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,639 Speaker 3: dresser right there to the right, and I had it 398 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:56,679 Speaker 3: placed there. You know, it's funny because we take for 399 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,760 Speaker 3: granted how technology has changed things since I had all 400 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,479 Speaker 3: the hearing problems, and that tonight is and all that 401 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,160 Speaker 3: I have everything silenced all the time. So it's always 402 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,320 Speaker 3: amazing to me when I go somewhere and I realize 403 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,439 Speaker 3: there are people who have background noise going at all times, 404 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 3: and I should probably ask doctor Elliott memorial hearing. But 405 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 3: everything I've read is that the more stimuli to your 406 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:30,200 Speaker 3: auditory senses that you can reduce, the better. 407 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,399 Speaker 2: It's also the case that. 408 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,159 Speaker 3: We are suffering noise pollution almost all the time because 409 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 3: the louder things get, the louder other people get. I'm 410 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 3: going to say something that I'm well aware is going 411 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 3: to make some people mad, and it's because it's that woman. 412 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 3: Who is that person? And I know this makes me 413 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 3: sound like Grandpa Clint Eastwood, Get off my lawn. But 414 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 3: I'm going to say it anyway because it is my 415 00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,240 Speaker 3: opinion and you don't have to like it. It's probably 416 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,679 Speaker 3: says more about me than it does the dining public, 417 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 3: because it's probably always been the case. But I have 418 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,400 Speaker 3: noticed in the last few years, and again maybe it's 419 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 3: me noticing it, maybe it's not a new trend. There 420 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:20,680 Speaker 3: is this thing where women gather for dinner. It's never guys. 421 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 3: Women gather for dinner, and it can be three of them, 422 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 3: up to twelve of them, or they gather for drinks, 423 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 3: could be in the early afternoon, and they gather for 424 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 3: drinks and they show up and they do this over 425 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,119 Speaker 3: the top hug, like you know you're being reunited with 426 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,080 Speaker 3: your family member after the Holocaust sixty years later. But 427 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 3: it's just they haven't seen them in two days and 428 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,440 Speaker 3: they run. 429 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,400 Speaker 2: It's a big hug and oh, it's the biggest home. 430 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,320 Speaker 2: It's so exciting. 431 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,240 Speaker 3: I think part of this is that something I'm sure 432 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 3: Instagram is responsible for some portion this, I just can't 433 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 3: figure out what. And then they sit down and they 434 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,440 Speaker 3: proceed to start drinking in a way that men do 435 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,920 Speaker 3: not drink, and probably on an empty stomach, and they 436 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,239 Speaker 3: proceed to start downing drinks, and it's like somebody has 437 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 3: a volume button. All right, first round of drinks, we're 438 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 3: going to start at a two, then we're going to three, 439 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 3: then we're at a four. By the end of the 440 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,439 Speaker 3: first round of drinks, waitress comes over, Can I get you? 441 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 2: Yes? Get me this? 442 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,000 Speaker 3: Oh lord? That four goes up to a six or 443 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 3: seven by the third round of drinks, which are coming fast, 444 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,399 Speaker 3: and you're wondering, are y' all driving home? That's how 445 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 3: you know you're feeling old, honey, let's get out of 446 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 3: here for these people hit the road. By the third 447 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 3: round of drinks, they are so loud, and there is 448 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,719 Speaker 3: always one in the group. She's usually really fat, but 449 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 3: not always and her job is to cackle. Calling it 450 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,160 Speaker 3: laughter would be would be too kind. And no matter 451 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 3: what is done, it's the funniest thing ever, the funniest 452 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 3: thing ever. And I mean somebody can their chair can 453 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,159 Speaker 3: slightly slip, and that's funny. Somebody can reach for the 454 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,959 Speaker 3: it's funny, and it is everything is funny, which I 455 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 3: don't mind. 456 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 2: It's just that funny. 457 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 3: Is this It's it's not a screech, but it's it's 458 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 3: like an it's it's a loud exhale of volume of noise, 459 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,080 Speaker 3: that is, and once you notice it, it crackles through 460 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 3: the air like gunfire. That's not fair. Gunfire is something 461 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,879 Speaker 3: nearly that loud, like a cannon. But if it was 462 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,440 Speaker 3: just one and then and the first time you notice it, 463 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 3: and my wife knows the drill. Once I notice it, 464 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 3: I always turn old fashioned that I am, because I 465 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 3: figure if I turn and. 466 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 2: Glare, she'll realize, Oh, that was loud. Random dude is glaring. 467 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 2: Let me dial it back. Nope. 468 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,880 Speaker 3: Now, sometimes she can inspire somebody else at the table 469 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 3: to start into this whole cacophony of hell that they're 470 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 3: putting the rest of us through, and it just gets 471 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 3: louder and louder. And then it's women. So when you 472 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 3: look and you're like, uh, oh, there's three more chairs 473 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,959 Speaker 3: at that table, they've only got eight and there's eleven. 474 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,200 Speaker 3: So about the time you think she couldn't get on 475 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 3: your nerves anymore, here comes another one rolling through. Oh yes, 476 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 3: And then she starts, and then all the hugs begin 477 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 3: and then on and all you really want to do 478 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 3: is figure out is there any is there an implement 479 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,480 Speaker 3: at this table? 480 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 2: With which I can kill myself. No, this knife is 481 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 2: too dull. The fork is too painful. 482 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 3: I can't drink enough fast enough, so you just have 483 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 3: to wrap up and leave. I don't know what that is, 484 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,320 Speaker 3: but I have noticed it. I've noticed it at the 485 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 3: bar of every restaurant or that you go to. And 486 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,960 Speaker 3: by the way, I eat early. If this is a 487 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 3: Saturday night, I eat pop all time. I eat at 488 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 3: four thirty or five, so it's not like it's midnight. Michael, 489 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 3: Why are you at the bar at midnight? That's what 490 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,560 Speaker 3: you should say. We're talking about four thirty or five. Yeah, 491 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 3: I know I sound like a grump, but there I 492 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,480 Speaker 3: set it, and I feel better. 493 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 2: Now there's my therapy.