Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran the Elvis durand phone tapping.
Speaker 3: The return of Michael Oppenheimer. The email says, my mom
Speaker 3: Ann just took all of her money out of girl
Speaker 3: throwing bank because one day they didn't allow her to
Speaker 3: deposit a check into my account. She's been doing it
Speaker 3: for years. She hates them. Now. Wouldn't it be great
Speaker 3: if you called as a telemarketer trying to get us
Speaker 3: back as customers. Mom will go bonkers. This comes to
Speaker 3: us from Nicole and Cedarhurst. Nicole phone tapping her mom Anne.
Speaker 3: Here's the setup. Nicole's at home with her mom listening
Speaker 3: in as Scary makes the call as Michael Oppenheimer, the
Speaker 3: relentless phone solicitor. Shall we listen in?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
Speaker 2: an old throwing the bank. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 1: What can I do for you?
Speaker 2: We noticed that you have a choice in banks, and
Speaker 2: we'd like to know if you'd like to reopen an
Speaker 2: account with us here at both bank.
Speaker 1: I went there to put in my income tax and
Speaker 1: this woman told me that it was totally impossible to
Speaker 1: put that check into that account. When I've been doing
Speaker 1: it for the past I don't know how many years.
Speaker 1: She was very nasty about it, so I decided to
Speaker 1: take my money out of that account.
Speaker 2: A lot of securities are in place it or throw
Speaker 2: a bank, and I think that they might have been
Speaker 2: in the right in telling you that the check woul
Speaker 2: might not have been able to be deposited at that time.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I don't deal with that bank anymore.
Speaker 1: I went to a new bank.
Speaker 2: Rank has incredible interest checking now at two point five percent.
Speaker 1: I already made my decision. I will not go back
Speaker 1: to that bank. I already put my money in another bank,
Speaker 1: and that's all there is.
Speaker 2: We also offer free checks and internet banking where you
Speaker 2: can pay your bills online.
Speaker 1: No, no, thank you, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: We do have a brokerage service available to you at
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 1: No thank you.
Speaker 2: What is your address? Please?
Speaker 1: Right? Why is that? I don't need to give you
Speaker 1: my address. I don't even belong to the bank. No more. Hello,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, please stop calling here.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from bank.
Speaker 1: Please do not call here again, otherwise I'm going to
Speaker 1: the bank and I'm making a complaint. I told you
Speaker 1: I do not want to deal with both known bank.
Speaker 2: But Grofluon Bank has the best financing and interest checking
Speaker 2: that you'll find anywhere in the entire continental United States.
Speaker 1: Am I talking to somebody who likes this machine?
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Maybe we could interest you.
Speaker 1: No, do not call me again. I'm going to the
Speaker 1: bank now, and I'm making a complaint. If you call
Speaker 1: this house one more time, there's going to be a problem.
Speaker 1: Now you call three times already, and I want it stopped.
Speaker 2: There's no reason to get crazy. Missus. Hello, I can
Speaker 2: hear you, ma'am?
Speaker 1: Could you I want you to stop calling my house.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Maintaining our customers trust and
Speaker 2: confidence is very important to us. We'd like to go
Speaker 2: ahead and reopen that account now. Can I have your
Speaker 2: permission on tape so we can No.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to open up my account. I
Speaker 1: don't like that bank, and I took my money out.
Speaker 2: We'd like to have the money back into the account
Speaker 2: if possible.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to speak to somebody, not a machine.
Speaker 2: I am not a machine.
Speaker 1: Mall then stop calling me because I'm going over to
Speaker 1: the bank right now. I have your name, and I'm
Speaker 1: telling you I do not want that account open again.
Speaker 2: Missus Green, I am a human being and I can
Speaker 2: open your account. All you have to do is say yes. No,
Speaker 2: we can send you a check for ten dollars and
Speaker 2: you can catch that check. No, would you like the
Speaker 2: bonus of ten dollars? No, we can give you ten
Speaker 2: dollars for free. No where else can you get money
Speaker 2: for free?
Speaker 1: No? Thank you? What is your email address, miss noney business?
Speaker 2: Maybe we could send some literature to your house now
Speaker 2: that would change your mind.
Speaker 1: About I want it? Please do not send me anything.
Speaker 2: You're being very difficult at this time, am I am?
Speaker 2: Your sound very irate? Missus Green?
Speaker 1: Really, you know what? You could keep calling here, but
Speaker 1: when you call back, I'm going to have to police
Speaker 1: here to let them listen to what a pain in
Speaker 1: he asks you are. Okay, I told you no the
Speaker 1: first time. Now, do not call my house again, because
Speaker 1: right now my daughter's on her cell phone calling the
Speaker 1: police so they could come here and listen to how
Speaker 1: y'all keep bothering me.
Speaker 2: Take a breath, Missus Green, excuse me, do not call
Speaker 2: me again?
Speaker 1: Hellout?
Speaker 2: Yes, this is mister Michael Up.
Speaker 1: And hud again not to bother me again.
Speaker 2: I'm not bothering you. I'm just telling you about some
Speaker 2: of our goods and services we have that might change
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 1: For a minute. I have the police on my cell phone.
Speaker 1: They listen to everything you say. Do not call my
Speaker 1: house no more. I don't want to open up any account.
Speaker 2: We would like to throw in a free credit card
Speaker 2: at this time, no questions.
Speaker 1: I want here.
Speaker 2: Every minute, Missus Green. I'm going to go ahead and
Speaker 2: open that account for you. How does this no? We
Speaker 2: like to congratulate you on your brand new account.
Speaker 1: I did not give you permission.
Speaker 2: I heard it you hurt.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did not give you PERMISSI and you better
Speaker 1: not have opened up an account for me, because I'm
Speaker 1: going to sue the bank.
Speaker 2: And we are going to put a complimentary ten dollars
Speaker 2: bill in that account. How does that sound?
Speaker 1: And he said he opened it up for me. He
Speaker 1: heard me.
Speaker 2: Say who are you talking.
Speaker 1: To I'm talking to the police station.
Speaker 2: You're not talking to the police. Yes I am, Missus Green.
Speaker 2: I think it would be in my best interest to
Speaker 2: tell you at this time that this is scary Jones
Speaker 2: and you've been phone.
Speaker 1: Tapped Hey, Poray police.
Speaker 2: By your daughter.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna cot out.
Speaker 2: Is he there?
Speaker 1: Yes, she's lay up and thank you. Thank you. Call
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant's phone tip