WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 20

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran the Elvis durand phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 3>The return of Michael Oppenheimer. The email says, my mom

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<v Speaker 3>Ann just took all of her money out of girl

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<v Speaker 3>throwing bank because one day they didn't allow her to

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<v Speaker 3>deposit a check into my account. She's been doing it

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<v Speaker 3>for years. She hates them. Now. Wouldn't it be great

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<v Speaker 3>if you called as a telemarketer trying to get us

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<v Speaker 3>back as customers. Mom will go bonkers. This comes to

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<v Speaker 3>us from Nicole and Cedarhurst. Nicole phone tapping her mom Anne.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the setup. Nicole's at home with her mom listening

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<v Speaker 3>in as Scary makes the call as Michael Oppenheimer, the

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<v Speaker 3>relentless phone solicitor. Shall we listen in?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

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<v Speaker 2>an old throwing the bank. How are you doing today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 1>What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 2>We noticed that you have a choice in banks, and

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<v Speaker 2>we'd like to know if you'd like to reopen an

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<v Speaker 2>account with us here at both bank.

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<v Speaker 1>I went there to put in my income tax and

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<v Speaker 1>this woman told me that it was totally impossible to

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<v Speaker 1>put that check into that account. When I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>it for the past I don't know how many years.

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<v Speaker 1>She was very nasty about it, so I decided to

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<v Speaker 1>take my money out of that account.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of securities are in place it or throw

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<v Speaker 2>a bank, and I think that they might have been

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<v Speaker 2>in the right in telling you that the check woul

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<v Speaker 2>might not have been able to be deposited at that time.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. I don't deal with that bank anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a new bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Rank has incredible interest checking now at two point five percent.

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<v Speaker 1>I already made my decision. I will not go back

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<v Speaker 1>to that bank. I already put my money in another bank,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's all there is.

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<v Speaker 2>We also offer free checks and internet banking where you

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<v Speaker 2>can pay your bills online.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, thank you, I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have a brokerage service available to you at

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<v Speaker 2>this time.

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<v Speaker 1>No thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>What is your address? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Why is that? I don't need to give you

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<v Speaker 1>my address. I don't even belong to the bank. No more. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, please stop calling here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Please do not call here again, otherwise I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>the bank and I'm making a complaint. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>I do not want to deal with both known bank.

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<v Speaker 2>But Grofluon Bank has the best financing and interest checking

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<v Speaker 2>that you'll find anywhere in the entire continental United States.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I talking to somebody who likes this machine?

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Maybe we could interest you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do not call me again. I'm going to the

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<v Speaker 1>bank now, and I'm making a complaint. If you call

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<v Speaker 1>this house one more time, there's going to be a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you call three times already, and I want it stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no reason to get crazy. Missus. Hello, I can

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<v Speaker 2>hear you, ma'am?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you I want you to stop calling my house.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Maintaining our customers trust and

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<v Speaker 2>confidence is very important to us. We'd like to go

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<v Speaker 2>ahead and reopen that account now. Can I have your

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<v Speaker 2>permission on tape so we can No.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to open up my account. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that bank, and I took my money out.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like to have the money back into the account

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<v Speaker 2>if possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I want to speak to somebody, not a machine.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not a machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Mall then stop calling me because I'm going over to

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<v Speaker 1>the bank right now. I have your name, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you I do not want that account open again.

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<v Speaker 2>Missus Green, I am a human being and I can

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<v Speaker 2>open your account. All you have to do is say yes. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we can send you a check for ten dollars and

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<v Speaker 2>you can catch that check. No, would you like the

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<v Speaker 2>bonus of ten dollars? No, we can give you ten

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<v Speaker 2>dollars for free. No where else can you get money

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<v Speaker 2>for free?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Thank you? What is your email address, miss noney business?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we could send some literature to your house now

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<v Speaker 2>that would change your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>About I want it? Please do not send me anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You're being very difficult at this time, am I am?

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<v Speaker 2>Your sound very irate? Missus Green?

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you know what? You could keep calling here, but

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<v Speaker 1>when you call back, I'm going to have to police

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<v Speaker 1>here to let them listen to what a pain in

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<v Speaker 1>he asks you are. Okay, I told you no the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. Now, do not call my house again, because

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<v Speaker 1>right now my daughter's on her cell phone calling the

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<v Speaker 1>police so they could come here and listen to how

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<v Speaker 1>y'all keep bothering me.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a breath, Missus Green, excuse me, do not call

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<v Speaker 2>me again?

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<v Speaker 1>Hellout?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is mister Michael Up.

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<v Speaker 1>And hud again not to bother me again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not bothering you. I'm just telling you about some

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<v Speaker 2>of our goods and services we have that might change

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<v Speaker 2>your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>For a minute. I have the police on my cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>They listen to everything you say. Do not call my

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<v Speaker 1>house no more. I don't want to open up any account.

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<v Speaker 2>We would like to throw in a free credit card

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<v Speaker 2>at this time, no questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I want here.

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<v Speaker 2>Every minute, Missus Green. I'm going to go ahead and

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<v Speaker 2>open that account for you. How does this no? We

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<v Speaker 2>like to congratulate you on your brand new account.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not give you permission.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard it you hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I did not give you PERMISSI and you better

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<v Speaker 1>not have opened up an account for me, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to sue the bank.

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<v Speaker 2>And we are going to put a complimentary ten dollars

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<v Speaker 2>bill in that account. How does that sound?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said he opened it up for me. He

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<v Speaker 1>heard me.

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<v Speaker 2>Say who are you talking.

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<v Speaker 1>To I'm talking to the police station.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not talking to the police. Yes I am, Missus Green.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it would be in my best interest to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you at this time that this is scary Jones

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<v Speaker 2>and you've been phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tapped Hey, Poray police.

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<v Speaker 2>By your daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm gonna cot out.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she's lay up and thank you. Thank you. Call

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant's phone tip