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Speaker 1: Welcome back to welcomy this. My name is Kevin Pollard.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Yes? I do think it's a good idea

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Speaker 1: to experiment and find out if I cut out all

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Speaker 1: the opening bullshit and just get right to these scenes,

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Speaker 1: we all won't have more time to be fun and still.

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Speaker 1: So that's what we're gonna try today. How is that

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Speaker 1: experiment experiment number one? Uh? Your suggestions? Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for joining us, and please continue to write to

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Speaker 1: us at your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate hearing from you so much that we've been

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Speaker 1: doing most of our scene set ups from your fan

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Speaker 1: mail suggestions. This one, in fact, first one comes in

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Speaker 1: from Stephen Wilson, and it could be Stephen. The pH

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Speaker 1: throws me, yeah right, but I know some people who's

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Speaker 1: Stephen is their name and they pH Stephen. How would

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Speaker 1: you say, Stefan? How would you say? How would if

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Speaker 1: there's an E? I would say Steven, And I'm very

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Speaker 1: glad I cut I'm very glad I cut out all

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Speaker 1: the preambles so that we can get so. Steven Wilson,

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Speaker 1: who sometimes goes as Stephen UH, wrote, rights, I enjoy

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Speaker 1: your podcast. I get to laugh every time I hear it. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's impressive every time. Damn. I have been watching shows

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Speaker 1: about old England lately and thought I could give you

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Speaker 1: a suggestion to try somewhere in medieval England. Oh great,

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Speaker 1: we get to hear one of Joey's horrible British accents.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Uh. The ancestors way way, way, way,

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Speaker 1: way before there was modern times. The ancestors of a

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Speaker 1: CNN news team are doing twenty four hour news as

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Speaker 1: town criers. They have to deal with slow news periods

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Speaker 1: and breaking news from the edge of town, where the

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Speaker 1: seal it with his wax seal, and send a runner

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Speaker 1: back to the news team. There's also a rival news

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Speaker 1: team on other town crying corners on the next block. Translates, well,

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Speaker 1: all right, and you're on in five war on my face?

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Speaker 1: How's my face? Got pock marks all over your face?

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Speaker 1: That's what I mean? How is it? It's not good?

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Speaker 1: By the sun is rising? Come on, let's go, let's

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Speaker 1: go all right, leave with story one, Story one one right,

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Speaker 1: playing coming, shut up, trying to see Come listen to

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Speaker 1: the man. There's a play coming. It's the same plane,

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Speaker 1: but not bloody plane. I don't know. He's that place

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Speaker 1: coming every hid the children of plane is coming. I'm

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Speaker 1: not tagging a p it's it's a plague and it's coming.

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Speaker 1: It's a plague. Look on his face. Look at my right.

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Speaker 1: He's got it. He's got the plan. I've got it now,

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Speaker 1: So why get that guy off the street. He's got

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Speaker 1: the plague. Gotta move on to the next block. You

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Speaker 1: heard what I said? Shut up? Pardon me? How much

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Speaker 1: for the flowers? Three shillings? It looks like that little

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Speaker 1: boy shit himself. He oh boys, you see himself? Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's good for the news. Little boy ship something right now,

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Speaker 1: don't don't don't talk about that. It's a little boy shaw.

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Speaker 1: So he's shine right below. Little boy came in view

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Speaker 1: in the view of the Hello, I'm here on this

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Speaker 1: lovely cobbles and cobbles of this town, right beside the

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Speaker 1: ratchet cuture. Little boy who shit himself while selling flowers?

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Speaker 1: Little boy, what have you saiding for yourself? I'm not well,

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Speaker 1: Tommy hurts, Oh yeah, yeah, first Tommy, it's well, keep

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Speaker 1: selling those flowers. Now I'm going to shoot it over

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Speaker 1: to my friend up in the mill. Danny has things

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Speaker 1: see if I here we go. Excuse me, that's me

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Speaker 1: Tommy again. They jumped out of the mill and died.

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Speaker 1: That's news. That's news. Getting the next block quick, oh

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Speaker 1: Son oil oil was coming home from walk today. You alright, man,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. Hold on, I'm talking to my son here. Okay, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: just I heard you talking and you sounded ill. I've

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Speaker 1: got a Tommy egg. My son's got a Tommy IgG

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Speaker 1: your son, Tommy with the Tommy. Yes, lovely, this is

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Speaker 1: a private conversation. Are Jesus hitching? Son? Come with me quick, daddy,

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Speaker 1: Daddy right away. I know I'm a nice man. It's

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Speaker 1: not just let's asking hello. Have you an beef moment?

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Speaker 1: I think I think the horse that we ate was

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Speaker 1: writing it might be true. I've been real sick today

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Speaker 1: you shoot your pants today? Yeah, because I think I

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Speaker 1: ate the white a rotting horse. Did you have a ship?

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Speaker 1: banned bushes, looking for beef. A pleasant evening, open up, hello,

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Speaker 1: My mommy's dead. She just left. She's not dense, she

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Speaker 1: wasn't sick. And no one here in this house is sick.

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Speaker 1: Put my boy out, Yes, sir, she ate too much writing.

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Speaker 1: She was, she was. She was hit by a wild horse.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is. It was. It's not a teachers.

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Speaker 1: She was in love with Oscar Ogre. Sorry daddy to

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Speaker 1: die to excuse excuse this town crying news team here.

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Speaker 1: I'll get out of here. We got exclusive elus. This

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Speaker 1: little ship boy ship boys. House. King wants to know

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Speaker 1: why the story? You come the King, Daddy, give me

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Speaker 1: a kiss, Give me a kiss? On do you have

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Speaker 1: a king? Thank you? Bring me the sick by bringing

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Speaker 1: a sick boy. Sick boy, right this way? Download the

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Speaker 1: King and Ai I sweat to Christ I take it off.

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Speaker 1: Look in my eyes, a little sick boy. I was

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Speaker 1: told not to. Oh how interesting? Hey, listens, come here boy?

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Speaker 1: How did you shoot your pants? Yes? Yes, King? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Another one yes? Queen no, yes, yes, punched him in

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Speaker 1: the gut for you. Thank you, Steve. Even welcome, your

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Speaker 1: Highness before you do anything terrible to me. I'm also

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Speaker 1: full full of talents. Well, look I got a liar here.

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Speaker 1: Want you play a little tone? Yeah? Yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: you to play a tone? Okay, bring do you know?

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Speaker 1: Stay away to heaven? Um, don't forget though I'm not familiar. Okay,

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Speaker 1: more jelly, all right, I have to have a lot

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Speaker 1: Your Highness, I'm ready, okay, Um it kind of escapes me.

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Speaker 1: How that song? I'm sorry, I terribly sorry to interrupt,

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Speaker 1: but apparently there's some news. A plane is coming play.

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Speaker 1: What's the Plato plane? I don't know, but the word

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Speaker 1: on the street. Isn't a plane bring me the plane

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Speaker 1: and execute the sick child? Yes? Yes, no, no, Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: do you tell me we time travelers? Look? I don't know, Steve, Okay,

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Speaker 1: there was a dark cloud. You saw that cloud? I

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Speaker 1: flew into the cloud to fly into it? Man, where

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Speaker 1: else am I supposed to go around? Okay, says you do.

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Speaker 1: You guys want any more drinks up here? Jessica? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yes we do. Look around, Goose, Goose and Maverick. I'm

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Speaker 1: not you're all finding this very funny? What's where are we?

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Speaker 1: Look around? I don't know a different time that fline

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Speaker 1: fl Can you hear them down there? No, let's lend

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Speaker 1: this thing all right? Sorry, I thought quickly, what is

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Speaker 1: that thing? Look at the size and it's opening up

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Speaker 1: some sort of for the sky may have shiny hello, hello, helloi? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Are you golds come from the skull? Are we golds

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Speaker 1: come from the sky? What sort of dragon? Did you

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Speaker 1: come in? On? Dragon? The dragon's got a number. I

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Speaker 1: guess that we're in England obviously, Okay, we're in Is

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Speaker 1: there a phone? We could use a phone, a telephone,

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Speaker 1: a telephone? Would you do it? If we add one

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Speaker 1: call someone. I told time travel. We can call someone

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Speaker 1: called Jimmy. There's no does anyone want any nuts or anything,

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Speaker 1: anything at all? We're off the plane. We're off the plane.

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Speaker 1: I just never stopped working. Thank you doromotion. Oh my god, Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: We would just demonstrate. And now we could also call people.

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Speaker 1: We actually dondate anything. This is for emergencies only. Don't

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Speaker 1: emergence season. Carry uh and if you need anything here late,

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Speaker 1: you eat us. He'll eat us. If we need anything late,

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Speaker 1: What is that weapon? A fire? For them to give

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Speaker 1: us one second? We did not time travel? Maybe we

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Speaker 1: did time travel, Jessica, you think that every flight. I

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Speaker 1: cous and sweat. I don't know. Mayby were in a

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Speaker 1: like this, still, this is this is ancient. I wonder

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Speaker 1: bleed them out. They must be demons. Definitely killed them

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Speaker 1: a whole bunch of late cheese to blade them out.

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Speaker 1: Shall we go? More drastick than leeches, all drastic like

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Speaker 1: a sword. Okay, spare alright, team, listen, face area. I

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Speaker 1: on me. You just plummeted down, you landed this. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm blaming it on you. I said, I need sorry,

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Speaker 1: they look kind of dangerous. Oh my god, craft getting

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Speaker 1: a wedge quickly. Peanuts, peanuts, Jessica, look at me. If

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Speaker 1: certainly they just killed Chad. What do we have on

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Speaker 1: this plane that would blow the goddamn brains the piece

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Speaker 1: fire of my firearms? Your firearms? Okay, I to tell

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Speaker 1: you I've been bringing firearms. Okay, I'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: Now's the time, okay, gentlemen, Okay, gentlemen, Okay, no problems,

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Speaker 1: no problems. The way it's saw the dragon and come

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Speaker 1: tour tour the dragon, go inside of it? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you think I think we'd like that? Put

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Speaker 1: put this on your face. Okay, Jimmy star guns do

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Speaker 1: you want? Um, I'll take everything you have. Well, big

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Speaker 1: and pink okay, well these are all these are all

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Speaker 1: your guns? Serious. Want to make sure we get it

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Speaker 1: all down here. So okay, you want the big and

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Speaker 1: pink ones? Yeah? Can they be made pink if they

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Speaker 1: weren't pink previously, don't take some time to dry them.

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Speaker 1: I want a big one that makes fire come out? Okay.

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Speaker 1: Flame thrower, yes, a flamethrower. Can you cook with that?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend it, but from a distance, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm here to kill people, just kidding. Protect myself. Do

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Speaker 1: we land? Oh yes, yes, yes we did. We did

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Speaker 1: a little quick landing, and so if I could just

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Speaker 1: can you load pose for me? Of course? Canisters set

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Speaker 1: inside for an air marshal A beautiful face. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. News and we are getting a live tour

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Speaker 1: of the inside of the dragon. This is very exciting.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the bray of the dragon. Can't you a

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Speaker 1: quick question? When you're doing these news reports? Who are

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Speaker 1: you're just saying stuff out loud? Then how else would

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Speaker 1: you get news out? How else would you let people

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Speaker 1: know what's happening if not to yell and cry? I

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Speaker 1: guess that was it. Maybe, I don't know. How do

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Speaker 1: about the savings bonds. Of course, what is this? Oh?

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00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: But it's just this is Marvin q roo. Are we

418
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: going to do something about the colors of the room

419
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: again with the racist comments? We all agreed as a

420
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: unit that eggshell was sufficient. It's very drab and depressing. Well,

421
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: you know in the contract you are allowed to accent

422
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: one wall of your choosing per unit. So I chose

423
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: the accent the ceiling, and that was your joy. I

424
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: did a self portrait on the ceiling. We've all seen

425
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: it and now it looks like a mirror. It looks great.

426
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: And the nude it's very disproportioned, if I may, well,

427
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: you know it's all Pennis like Schmichael. It's a lot

428
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: of way. Wait, okay, alright, we're gonna lose this place

429
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: down and let the messenger present third mile. Read the

430
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: bones already on the nuts. There will be something there

431
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: is all we'll see a none self survived. Those are

432
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: the bulldozers I was talking about. The only way to

433
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: escape the pain is to know each other by their

434
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: eternal name. That's the good attitude I was talking about.

435
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: To see this, To see this the the only way

436
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: to make the math keep going. But there's a lot

437
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: more I'm trying to keep up, keep going. If we

438
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: see each other on the floor, then we know that

439
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: it's before the bones in the rhythm like that. Yeah,

440
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: the way they ban I see. Look, every time that

441
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 1: we try to have a meeting gets interrupted by an

442
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: owl prophecy. I don't understand about seeing each other on

443
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: the floor or before and the math? What is it?

444
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: Meani Marvin, did you do this yourself? Okay, everybody, you're

445
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: going to open the door. Everybody's normal. Panic, Just I'm

446
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: going to open the door for the FBI. Hello, did

447
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: someone pass guess right before this? It was me. I

448
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: was opening the door and it creaked and a past gas.

449
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you heard? Uh? Are you Jamie? Yes? Pleasure?

450
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: I am Special Agent Tesser. What god her name is that? Guys?

451
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: This is a This is a member of the Federal

452
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: from are your people from people from Idaho? Thank you

453
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: very much. Okay, what's your business? My business is with

454
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,959
Speaker 1: the Federal Bureau of in understand with us. What do

455
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: you want, Tessa? You're not allowed to just walk in here?

456
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Excuse Yes, I am. I have a warrant, a warrant

457
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: for the arrest of Mr. Lerner. No, I run this place.

458
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: He runs the whole clean record. You've got nothing white

459
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: a second, What does it say the warrant? Mr Lerner

460
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: is a known operative of foreign government, foreign corrupting the

461
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: minds of the elderly for what purpose? To militarize the

462
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: ugly and use them as a weapon against our people?

463
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: Ugly elderly mis russ the ugly? Fuck you, fuck you,

464
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: fuck you? What you what kind of genius wants to

465
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: militarize all the people. What what kind of plan, won't

466
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: you ask? Mr? Lerner? Is it a Zionist conspiracy? Yes,

467
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: of course, Tesser. Let me do your job. Why are

468
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: you what is this? You've got nothing else to live for?

469
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: Go on, You've got money, You've got this muth's gumshin

470
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: and no sense. You're the perfect operative to send into

471
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: the field, pooping yourselves and eating each other's butts and

472
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: drinking milk out of bowls. You idiots. We want to

473
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: sacrifice all of you for the greater good, for the

474
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: greater good. Well, if we're pooping ourselves and making a

475
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: miss and what what? What? What? What are you talking about?

476
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: Just you're just death? When do we start? And who

477
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: are who are we going after? I'm excited about this.

478
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: We'll hold on. Mr Tesser still here. We should probably

479
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: wait for him to go out. I'm the HPI. Okay,

480
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: I have to give you a one week found people

481
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: of lose your world. If you want to follow me,

482
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: is in this room, Tassa. We're here to overtake. Good

483
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: night us tonight, thank you. These are just like yeah,

484
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: did you bring your weapons? Oh? Yeah, all right, preten

485
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: Tassa is a jew and let's go hold hold on

486
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: between humor and hate crap. All right, you know what, Look,

487
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: this is so fun, This is so fun. I don't

488
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in here, honestly. And what

489
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna give everyone a week's notice. No,

490
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: you're not a weeks notice. That's a week notice. Okay,

491
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna give everyone a week and then

492
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: I'll be back with all the FBI, all of them.

493
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: You're not going anywhere. I think I am seen in

494
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: this wheelchair. Eat some of this milk. I would like

495
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: myself worthy of your task, Mr Learner. I would like

496
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: to prove myself worthy of the team by being more

497
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: of a leader than a follower. I would like to

498
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: take tasks or out with one quick blow to the

499
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: neck the jugular. If you'll watch, if you'll watch my demonstration,

500
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: I just have to put on this. This is good.

501
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: I think this is bad. But then stand back here

502
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: we go. Ready, I think this is bad. Oh no,

503
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: it is bad. This is bad. I don't know if

504
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: you can they really do it? Let me try again.

505
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 1: You're never gonna be able to punch open a jugular,

506
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: Mr Lerner. I need this for a college credit and

507
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: my I want to get a nursing degree. Have you

508
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: sabotaged my future? Who's take a future? I still don't

509
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: understand the plan. We're going to kill an FBI agent,

510
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: and I think the first planturize the ugly for what well,

511
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: no one expects the ugly or the elderly to be

512
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: but trying to do overthrow. This is Marvin mceugh roo.

513
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: Is this meeting going to be done soon? Because I

514
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: want to watch time playing. He's found another button for

515
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: the scene man for the journey of Marvin. These are

516
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: all scene suggestions from your family al right to us

517
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemist dot com. This one

518
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: comes all the way from Helsinki, Finland. Oh you heard me,

519
00:35:51,920 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: alexix back when say correctly? Okay, thank you dear Alchemists,

520
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: longtime listener, first time corresponder Alchemy. This is the funniest

521
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: podcast around. I would be totes stoked. Just went south

522
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: so quickly. If you guys and gals could combine my

523
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: love for your podcast and my love for the quintessential

524
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: American form of theater pro wrestling, I better be funny

525
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: to hear two wrestlers argue about who's going to win

526
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: the upcoming fake fight. Both fake fights, both have hit

527
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: a bit of a rough patch in their personal lives,

528
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: and both, in their own opinion, need a win, throwing

529
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: the promoter referee to peace. Anyhow, I truly enjoyed a

530
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: weekly our of fun. Thanks for the great times. Alexei

531
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: from Helsinki, Finland. Alright, ten minutes, Okay, tickler, you're up,

532
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: so snake man, alright, thank you? Can I just think

533
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: it's about time I get a win. I mean, I'm

534
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: not looking to win a belt. I'm looking to win

535
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: a win. Yeah, Alexi, what's your purpose? What are you saying?

536
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying that I deserve it. I've put in the

537
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: time and the effort, and I could just go for

538
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: one win. I don't care if it's a disqualification. I

539
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: don't care if it's too many men in the room.

540
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: Just give me one win. In the room you're making

541
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: and in the ring. In the ring, just my kids

542
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: are going to school and every just making fun of him,

543
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: because not only am I bed guy, but I'm a

544
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: bed guy that always loses. Squatter, What do you think,

545
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, come on. That's a terrible argument. That's a

546
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: terrible amount. Which one are you again? What's your name?

547
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: What's my name? Til I'm snake man. You can't tell

548
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: by these tats. These tats are totsmagoats looks snakes looks

549
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: snake man. The times they are changing, just like my

550
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: character right now before your very eyes. This sport is

551
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: eva solving. You're old. You've got boring tricks. The words

552
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 1: that the name snake man, that's that's that's that's not

553
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 1: exciting the tickler, However, that's intriguing. Listen to future boy.

554
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: He knows what he's talking about. I just feel like

555
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: even sometimes it's good to let the bad guy win.

556
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: It invigorates the crowd and they want to see the

557
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: good guy win. Later up, careful boys, the news. He's

558
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: in the room. Boy, Well, what do you got? What

559
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: do you want? I mean? I just wanted to get

560
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: my coffee right. Sorry, this is a boy's club. Excuse me,

561
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: excuse yeah, we have yes, you do have to. There

562
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: are a lot. What's wrong with you? No, it's fine,

563
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: the tickler, you're all fucking washed up? What is your point?

564
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: Wiggly little fingered freaking get out? Of my way. Snake man,

565
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: you too, you knock everybody do? Since it's the colonel,

566
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: I want to talk to my wrestler. Uh okay, okay,

567
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: well colonel, well they are my boy. There is a

568
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,720
Speaker 1: great crowd out there that I'll waiting to see you. Listen,

569
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: I have to put my promise. They're waiting to see

570
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: me lose. Well, you know you'll take in a heel

571
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: ton all. Just I feel like today I've got them.

572
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: They're gonna agree to let me have a win. Oh yeah,

573
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: I mean it's good for the image, right, colonel flipping

574
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: the scrail. I mean I'm hoping they've talked to these

575
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: guys into it. Okay, Well, you know you are hanging

576
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: on by a thread, my friend. When you stay hanging

577
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: on by a thread, is it better for me to

578
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: win or to lose? It's bad. Look, I've got some

579
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: money on today's bound. Right. Well, here's the thing. My

580
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: kid keeps getting made fun of its school because his

581
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: dad keeps losing. You have a kid, Yeah, I have

582
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: a three kids. I represent so many restless. Uh well,

583
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: I thought you came to my family thanksgiving backstage? Oh,

584
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: Mr colonel, how do you do how you do? Mr Carnelle. Wow,

585
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: look who Georgia Luciano. Yeah, I know you, Georgian the

586
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: same my name Once in a while, let people remember

587
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: whose I am. I got a big money on this

588
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: match show. Bah bah. So I want to make sure

589
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: it goes the right way. Well I am taking care

590
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: of that, as you see, my friend may good Georgia Luciano.

591
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: Now let me tell you this. If it doesn't go

592
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 1: the way that I wanted to go on the way

593
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: that I needed to go something, beds are gonna go down?

594
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: Which way? Is this? What's up of those guys? Things? Whatever? Colonel,

595
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here. George Luciano. I just want to

596
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: say that was a really great date and like, not

597
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: only get the smartest girl in in economics, you're also

598
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 1: the prettiest. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Okay,

599
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: so we're gonna just pass out these tests. Make sure

600
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: everyone has one. UM, I just gotta tell you one thing.

601
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: Okay before we take this test. This is weird timing.

602
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: I know, It's just I want to get off my

603
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: chest so I can my head can be clear for

604
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: the tests. Are you familiar with um the wrestling? Just

605
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: make sure that you read the instructions. Everybody, okay, from

606
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: top to bottom, please read the instructions. How much time

607
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: do we have? Are you familiar with professional wrestling at all? Oh?

608
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: Why do you ask? Well, I'm involved somehow, not me personally,

609
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: but my dad is okay, and I don't want to

610
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 1: ruin things between us. I don't know that would. I

611
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 1: shouldn't affect anything between us trying to take a test. Plush.

612
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: Your father is probably losing again tonight. That's what I

613
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you about. My dad is a snake man.

614
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Thank god, never mind.

615
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't watch wrestling. Great terrific. Hey, hey, Tommy, what

616
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: you got on number three? See Tommy? Were you just cheating? Tommy?

617
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: Did you just cheat? What? Stand up? What stands? Teacher?

618
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 1: Take your shirt off? Tommy? What? Stand up and take

619
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: your shirt off? Tommy, Tommy have to take your shirt off.

620
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: You have to take your shirt. I'll stand up. I'm

621
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: videotaping this on my phone. Your dad's a wrestler. Take

622
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: your shirt off. You're a cheaters. That's not fair. You're expelled. Tommy.

623
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: Having a tattoo unto your shirt? That's how I don't

624
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: understand that's an expulsionary offense, and I just want to

625
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: add on to say that if he's expelled, I'm breaking

626
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: up with you, Tommy, I would like to date you.

627
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: Wait a second, no, my teacher. Okay, don't do this. Okay,

628
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: don't do this. Ok why would you do that? Okay, Okay,

629
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: feel it out of Okay, Okay, okay, okay, Hey everybody,

630
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: I need this. You can. I can't be be kicked

631
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: out of school and lose my girlfriend and admit that

632
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: my father's snake man all in the same afternoon. It's

633
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: too much. I don't know what will happen to me

634
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: if I have to bear all of this bad news

635
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: at the same time. What if he wins tonight, That's

636
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 1: never gonna happen. If he wins, you're back in school

637
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: and then I'm engaged to you. Why did that say that?

638
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: So colonel I have to win tonight? I made him

639
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: that again. My son is going through a tough times.

640
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: It's do you know how hard it is to grow

641
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 1: up in a social media world with a chest tattoo

642
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: going well, the tattoo was his mom's choice. Yes, make

643
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: boy real clever. Yeah, I think he probably is. Not

644
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: going to join in wrestling. I can't imagine what it's

645
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: like for the children of today dealing with social media.

646
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,479
Speaker 1: In my age, we only had post cards. I grew

647
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: up in the same world you did. It sounds a

648
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: lot like that some house of God. Al right, gentleman,

649
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: referee here the referee has walked into the room. Now

650
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: I need a clean fight today, as fake as possible. Obviously, Um,

651
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: no one gets hurt. And I need to know, really,

652
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: funking duncan save this for the ring, save this for

653
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: one we're in the ring. You don't gotta do this here.

654
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 1: What I just I want? I like to get everybody

655
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: been Mike, but just like everyone been Mike. Not yet.

656
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: Let me get a law for my wrestler. Pa. Okay, Um,

657
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: I just need to know who's gonna win, who's gonna

658
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: lose tonight. I'm gonna win. That's the colonel. Wait, snake

659
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 1: I have my note. Okay, I'll write that down. Snake

660
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: Man is gonna win. Now. Now let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay,

661
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go. Then, ladies and gentlemen,

662
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: Welcome to wrestling wrestling Fighting w previously known as wrestling

663
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: wrestling extreme, Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very exciting match.

664
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: Over here doing his thing is that tickline? And over

665
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: here doing his thing is man. Come on, come on,

666
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: don't don't don't just say their thing like you know

667
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: what I mean. Spice it up. What he's doing the

668
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: tickling thing or he's doing the steak movement, you know

669
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'm your ra

670
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 1: barree with some are information about your wrestlers. This one

671
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: over here, the tickle man. You know him from tickling,

672
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure and making you laughing pain, I'm sweat. Why why? Okay,

673
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: sneak bad you know him from being the man of

674
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: many sneaks. The man well, well, the snake man versus

675
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: the tickler. What a match we have to see? Are

676
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: you doing you in the box too? Please, I'm talking

677
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: to the camera. I'm doing a monologue to the camera.

678
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: I can know I am not Kevin Space. If you

679
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: to break the fourth wall, you Kevin Space, you get

680
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: the funk out of you. All right, Hey, Okay, he's

681
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: not Kevin's. I am the colonel. I am a long

682
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 1: time wrestling promoter. Alright, where's your chicken? Well? My chicken

683
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: is in the call, but he will make an appearance

684
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: by the end of the man. I don't believe colonel.

685
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: If you don't got no chicken that Sarah, why don't

686
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: you slide over next to me as well watch this

687
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: match together, because like, if i'm it's a little early

688
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: for that. If my dad wins, then like, and if

689
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: your dad doesn't win, I got you popcorn. I got

690
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: you popcorn. Why did you bring the teacher? I didn't

691
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: bring the teacher. He just invited himself. Where are you here?

692
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm off, dude, you can do what I want? All right. Look,

693
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: we know how this goes. If my dad wins, I'm

694
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: engaged to Sarah. If my dad loses, I'm at a

695
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: school and she's yours. No, no, I never agreed to that.

696
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: You never agreed to that. I just want to be okay.

697
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: Is that a good deal to okay? Okay? What did

698
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: you agree to? What are you doing here? Mom? It

699
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 1: seems like a place to be. Okay, this is my mom.

700
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: What did you agree to, Sarah? I agree that I

701
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: will break up with you if your dad loses, which

702
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: it seems is going to happen. And if he wins,

703
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: we're good engaged, but I am I have the freedom

704
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: to decide that was a horrible idea. But when does

705
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 1: the teacher own you that I don't? Okay, okay, okay, okay.

706
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: So what is happening? Oh? How do you do? Yes? Hello,

707
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: this is Mrs Snakeman. Oh, Mrs Snakeman, how do you do? Fine?

708
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm Roger Croner, Roger A pleasure so I know your name.

709
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: It's just a chaperone situation. Yeah, okay, sure, thank you.

710
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: Keeping an eye on. I have a real good feeling

711
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: about dad tonight. I know we have this discussion a lot. Honey,

712
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: it's probably going to disappoint both of us, So brace yourself.

713
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 1: You make sure you're better, make sure that that guy wins.

714
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: Don't worry. My friends will take a dramatic turn. Ding

715
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: ding ding, fantastic, He'll flip. The snake Man is on

716
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: top of the ropes, dangling the tickler from the bottom

717
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: to get it right, Oh, beautiful, beautiful pump fake down

718
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: with an elbow slashed down to a crucive fiit And

719
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 1: is that my eyes or are they doing a wing? Wing? Ding?

720
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: That is your eyes? My old mind. The snake man

721
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: appears to be winning. Oh but what mack nations do

722
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: I Frank Underwood one? Is this this Kevin Bacon? I

723
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,439
Speaker 1: have several degrees removed from him? My friend, Sarah, hold

724
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: my hand, Come on, not until I'm not gonna hold

725
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: you here. Okay, okay, so on you hold my Handry

726
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: hold his hand right, No, it doesn't work like that.

727
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: Dear Dad's going on the top rope and here we

728
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: go with the finishing move. The snake, Oh, the chickers

729
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: down the ticker is just is the snake man? I'm

730
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: choking on his own tough. Okay, Hey, what's going on, colonel?

731
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: What's happening? My god, I don't know if this isn't

732
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: a going a cold on the plane, you better tell

733
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: me some right, not just a bacon. I'm gonna skew

734
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: your's to bacon, mom Mo, I think dads choking on

735
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: his own tongue. This can't be happened. This can't be happening, Sarah,

736
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: Why are you going next to Roger? I'm not going

737
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: now to Roger. I'm just scooting over and Roger is

738
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: getting closer to me. It's okay, it's not okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

739
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need to get a pair max

740
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: in them easily. It looks like both of the pair

741
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: of medics. We're gonna fund two at this hour. No paramedics,

742
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: no paramedics. Snakes are intended. I'm the referee. No paramedics,

743
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: style paramedic. Paramedics are being escorted out of the stadio,

744
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: choking man. Who is that attractive teenage boy rushing the stair?

745
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: How you give me a microphone? Ladies and gentlemen you

746
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: may know me, are not at all. Actually, today, when

747
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: I removed my shirt, you'll see that I am snake

748
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 1: boy Dad. I'm here in hell. It looks like it's

749
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: a tag team match and the snake boy ripped out

750
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: of his father's throat a pearl, and it's a magic

751
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: pearl which gives him the power away. It's not a

752
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: magic Where are you getting this ship in your eyes? Dwayne?

753
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: You're psychanic? Boys? Where's the colonel? Where's the colonel? Look?

754
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: Check he's up in the upper deck. Feels like I'm

755
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: giving a lot of boy on hand made, son onhand made?

756
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: Who are you Kevin? Which Kevin are you? Oh? You

757
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: know you know who? I don't know who you're referring

758
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: to for years, even making my dad lose not just

759
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: these matches, but his dignity. This ends tonight. I'm so

760
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: proud of my boy. I'm throwing you out of this

761
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: box flat. Get your hands out of my pans. Alright, alright, okay, okay,

762
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: what I'm not the colonel. Okay, there's uh, there's uh

763
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: the man Steve Goudenberg, Steve Stevey Ship. There's a man

764
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: who's in charge of the w WF, you know, wrestling fighting.

765
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: Who who's calling the real shots? Who is it? I

766
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: need a name? Name is uh? Koba Yashi? Hey, give

767
00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: me that microphone again. If you can hear me, show

768
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: your face, show your face, show and the eternal bean

769
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: is Kobe Yashi has emerged, saying his name and repetition

770
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: releases the demon from his tomb. What kind of a

771
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: wrestling hook up? Is that? All right? We'll get right

772
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: back to this after a word from our smonster. Oh

773
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: I hope it's cafood. Do you like cafood? You can?

774
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: Is this your cafood? All right? Try to cant use

775
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: this catfood? Feed the cat? What the cat food? You see?

776
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: How that works out? Unhand me? Kobayashi down. Are you okay?

777
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: I like, now you the only the only way to

778
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: the story. Kobyashi is obviously with that magic pearl that

779
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: was found in his father's throat. Just shove that pearl

780
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: down a right, shut together, let's shoe the little boy

781
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: dives in the air and bring that straight down the road.

782
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 1: That's Koby actually blow up all over the stands and

783
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: the fans will never be happy. Well, my friends, that's

784
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: not how I intended that to turn out at all.

785
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: I merely saw a sign that said k in the

786
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: arena and grabbed for a name randomly, and oh, yes,

787
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: I was the colonel all along. So this is uh,

788
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: these are your memoirs. Yes, that's right, beautiful. Thank you

789
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: for signing. I think I think you're Kevin Spacey and

790
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable supporting you financially. Um, This Burns

791
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792
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794
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Speaker 1: where you are for kids. Thanks for ruining my kid's day.

795
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796
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: we're closing, Thank you us. This it is him right, Yeah,

797
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798
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Speaker 1: Improv Twitter find out shows all around the Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: and national and international areas. We have a monthly show

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Speaker 1: shows at Second City. When you say internationally, you have

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Speaker 1: and that's all on the website. That's all dates on

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Speaker 1: the website. Which website should they go to check him? Out.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Thanks, thank you. He wasn't sure, but thank

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Speaker 1: you again. Pleasure to be here. Dynasty Typewriter on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I really excited, March sixteenth, and it's going to be

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Speaker 1: herring a new music videos. Lord yeah, really get your tickets.

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Speaker 1: Typewriter dot com dot com, Chris Yeah, Chris Roddo Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Also a lot of stuff of the West Side Comedy Theater.

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Speaker 1: I there are people in Finland who are listening to

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Speaker 1: a show with the West Side. We have shows seven

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Speaker 1: nights a week. Dog Band, Engineer of the Stars, Sophie Lechtman,

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