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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it is my Strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is he's not used to the real thing.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into that and find out what

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Speaker 1: that's all about in just a few wait till you

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Speaker 1: hear this one. But right now he is here, the nephew,

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Speaker 1: fresh off of still celebrating his birthday with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, nephew, what you got.

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Speaker 2: I'm celebrating to the end of May, just to let

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Speaker 2: you out know. So, hey, hey, hey man, you too

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Speaker 2: are for this by going to the end of May.

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Speaker 3: Do what No, you're fifty seven years old, you don't

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Speaker 3: You won't do that, nobody.

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Speaker 2: You ain't gonna say it to raid who don't say you.

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Speaker 3: Got a family and stuff to raise. You ain't got time,

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Speaker 3: you know, damn birthday to the end of May to

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Speaker 3: go to day in and get it over with. Hope

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Speaker 3: you get to the nephew. That's what you need to

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Speaker 3: be doing right now. Wow, So he needs to get

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Speaker 3: to be fifty eight coming in late to work. Ain't

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Speaker 3: got no reason to be late, to have a reason.

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Speaker 3: I was celebrating, what I mean, But hommy, you was

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Speaker 3: here yesterday. Fordy, what did you have a lapse in day?

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Speaker 4: What you forget?

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Speaker 2: I'm mixing it. I'm mixing it.

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Speaker 1: He tried to trick us.

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Speaker 4: Logic.

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Speaker 3: Not just all right? All right?

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Speaker 2: This right here is uber hearse? What did I just say?

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Speaker 2: Called him uber purse?

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Speaker 3: Okay, birthday celebrate.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he was never there?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 2: What hers feel? Thank you? I'm not gonna argue with you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, and I'm gonna celebrate tomorrow. I'm gonna celebrate

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Speaker 2: some more today.

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Speaker 4: Uber hurts.

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Speaker 3: Let's go.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to read Shawan please Yeah, this means suck. Hey, Sean,

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Speaker 4: how you doing this? My name is Brian. I got

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Speaker 4: you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 4: I think you're okay? Are you? Are you schedu to

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Speaker 4: go to the airport? Correct?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, And I want to make sure you

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Speaker 4: you wanted an suv? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I wanted the suv?

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Speaker 4: Okay? And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that?

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Speaker 4: Holmann two elevens drive? That's correct? Okay, all right, all right,

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Speaker 4: so I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were talking about

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Speaker 4: seven seven am pickup? Correct, that's it. Got you got it.

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Speaker 4: Everything's on point, okay, all right, so listen, I wanted

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Speaker 4: to let you know this man, you ordered the suv.

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Speaker 4: I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably a little

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Speaker 4: bit before seven am. You know, when you guys order

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Speaker 4: uber way in advance, you know, we try to get

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Speaker 4: there almost like a car service and make sure we

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Speaker 4: get you where you got to go. And I know

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Speaker 4: the traffic is gonna be a little crazy, so you

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Speaker 4: know I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting

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Speaker 4: on you.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'd appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv, but it's a

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Speaker 4: kind of a little different. So that's why I kind

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Speaker 4: of the reason for a call. I wanted to kind

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Speaker 4: of give your heads up that I am an SUV.

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Speaker 4: So I just want you to look for the U

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Speaker 4: the black Hurst that will be outside hurt Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 4: be in a black Hurst tomorrow morning at seven as.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, no, it's a hurts, it's a heart. Actually,

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Speaker 4: what's happening is is I I have another drop off

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Speaker 4: at the airport as well. You know, there's a I mean,

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Speaker 4: it's it's it won't affect you at all. But they'll

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Speaker 4: there'll be a body in the back, but that has

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Speaker 4: to we're trying to get that to the airport too.

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Speaker 4: But you know, like I said, as a matter of fact,

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Speaker 4: there'll be a body, but actually this is costing you less.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. So you don't have to.

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Speaker 5: Man, well, I'm supposed to lay down to this moment

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Speaker 5: what you're doing about.

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Speaker 4: Man, Dude, I ain't.

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Speaker 5: Ride when the mart body.

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Speaker 4: Hang on. Man, listen, you wanted an NUV.

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Speaker 5: I'm not ride with the body.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 5: Now you tripping cancel this trip. I'll get another over.

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Speaker 5: So I'm not riding with a body.

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Speaker 4: Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.

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Speaker 5: Fifty dollars, man, you got like Ali had just downloaded

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Speaker 5: the app.

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Speaker 4: Here's the deal.

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Speaker 5: I know for a fact when you cancel over just

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Speaker 5: fight hours. I'm canceling and that's gonna be fight out.

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Speaker 5: There's gonna be no fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you have.

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Speaker 5: Well, my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: I'm not riding with the body.

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Speaker 4: You feel me no understanding? You understand you now, But

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Speaker 4: do you want to get to the airport or not?

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Speaker 5: Look, why don't you lay down next to the body

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Speaker 5: and you drive yourself there with the body like in

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Speaker 5: the past of the sea.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. Tell me what the problem? I mean?

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Speaker 5: Obviously you used to driving around with bodies and that's

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Speaker 5: not my thing.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. What's the problem? I mean,

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Speaker 4: you're going to be in the front of the hearse.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to be in the back. We'll put

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Speaker 4: the bodies in the back, with your luggage in the back.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'll be fine, right.

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Speaker 5: You're my man. You're tripping, Man, this is a crazy

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Speaker 5: you're calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude, I'm

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Speaker 5: not doing none of that. What part of that? Don't

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Speaker 5: you understand?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but

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Speaker 4: it's going to be in a hearse. That's all the

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Speaker 4: difference is. Man'll be riding.

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Speaker 5: The hurst when I'm supposed to be laid out in it.

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Speaker 5: What I'm saying right now, you got me fixed up?

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Speaker 5: What kind of phone call?

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Speaker 4: Is this what I mean, what's the problem.

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Speaker 5: Obviously you're used to rolling with the bodies and hearses

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Speaker 5: and all that. Since when it over start rolling with

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Speaker 5: hearses to pick up regular live is to get them

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Speaker 5: from place to place. This is some crazy I want

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Speaker 5: you to think. When when did you think that it

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Speaker 5: would just be cool as a regular picking up a

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Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got

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Speaker 4: two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I do uber,

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Speaker 4: you know, and I also you know, work for a mortuary.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my

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Speaker 4: to use it as an su vedic.

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Speaker 5: So you you call them and you gave it rides

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Speaker 5: to love more and they don't have no reaction, no

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Speaker 5: reaction to riding around with a marketing body in the back.

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Speaker 4: Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting

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Speaker 4: a little you know, little it's a little different for him.

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Speaker 4: I get it, you know, But like I said, the

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Speaker 4: only reason why I'm calling.

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Speaker 5: You you don't get that sh because you're trying to

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Speaker 5: hit me with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going for and you're trying to get me

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Speaker 5: to ride with a market bad body. Dude, I'm not

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Speaker 5: doing that shit.

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Speaker 4: So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 4: this right here. I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow

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Speaker 4: is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,

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Speaker 4: so be looking forwards here.

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Speaker 5: Who's me the body?

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Speaker 4: No? No, Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning

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Speaker 4: at seven mayem. You know what I'm saying. Just be

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Speaker 4: ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: all right, tall let the Tommy don't cause see Tommy,

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Speaker 4: don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, so tell it

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Speaker 4: to him in the morning. Who's Tommy now? Okay, you

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Speaker 4: don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't what the

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Speaker 4: is Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. Do you know nephew Tommy?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's hey,

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Speaker 5: hey man, come in and the Hurst.

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Speaker 4: No, man, your boy. You got a boy named Chase

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Speaker 4: that you work with. Chase gave me your number, told

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Speaker 4: me to get your call.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, yo, I'm gonna put that in the hearst.

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Speaker 4: Man. Oh, hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,

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Speaker 4: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 4: show in the.

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Speaker 5: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: Hey man, I pick you up? What's up? All right?

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Speaker 4: Be there?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: And there you have it? What do you think.

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Speaker 3: Stupid enough? Come on?

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Speaker 4: Let me know?

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Speaker 1: And they're always stupid enough? Okay, you job.

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Speaker 4: We fan.

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Speaker 1: We just at the airport.

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Speaker 5: Book.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we already know it's gonna be stupid.

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Speaker 2: I'm just okay, you look on your face, it's gonna

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Speaker 2: be stupid. Time we looked at you and saw it,

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Speaker 2: we knew it's gonna be stupid. No, no, let's let's

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Speaker 2: back up the How can you look at my sexy

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Speaker 2: pretty face and know what I'm doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at.

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Speaker 4: Look at you now, just right, but.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at myself on the zoom. I'm just trying

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Speaker 2: to make sure that I look sexy, that's all. I'm

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Speaker 2: just what you don't see it?

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Speaker 1: All right? Look, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is he's not used to the real thing.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.

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