Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I should tell him
Speaker 1: before marriage. We'll find out what that's all about, you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the prank phone
Speaker 1: call with the nephew and nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, every now and then I step out on
Speaker 3: that on that over that line where you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to cross. You know, sometime you step out there and uh,
Speaker 3: you know, when you're in the middle of prank of teering,
Speaker 3: you know, like I did when I'm prank a tearing.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes I get caught out there, and sometimes
Speaker 3: people scare me a little bit.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I got to be honest about that. That this one
Speaker 3: right here, Yeah, yeah, this one right here kind of
Speaker 3: caught me off, God, kind of. I got a little scared.
Speaker 3: I mean I stayed in there, you know, as the
Speaker 3: prankster that I am, I stayed in there. But my
Speaker 3: heart did drop a couple of times. This right here
Speaker 3: is called Jean, I got your girl. Jean, I got
Speaker 3: your girl.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Hello, speak of Jean.
Speaker 4: Yea, my name Vernon brother was playing what's going on?
Speaker 3: I need to holler at you for a minute of
Speaker 3: my man about what I want to holler at you
Speaker 3: about your wife, So you got a minute. I don't
Speaker 3: even know how to breakfast to your dog. I just
Speaker 3: want to be straight up with you, man, Me and
Speaker 3: your wife been kind of seeing each other, and really
Speaker 3: she want to let you go.
Speaker 2: But she ain't.
Speaker 3: You know, she really ain't got it, got it up
Speaker 3: in or to say she won't to let you go.
Speaker 3: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting
Speaker 3: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut
Speaker 3: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for
Speaker 3: a minute now, so I don't know how we can.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm just coming at you like a man, brother,
Speaker 3: trying to let you know she don't even really want
Speaker 3: you no more. You know, we done talked about it,
Speaker 3: talked about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: Well you know it's a lot smooth than I expected.
Speaker 4: Player, Man, it is what it is.
Speaker 2: It is what it is.
Speaker 3: I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
Speaker 3: I thought, you know, I just want to be a
Speaker 3: man called and how I let you let you know?
Speaker 3: Have you seen her today?
Speaker 4: And where are you from? Jersey?
Speaker 3: I'm ap around Newark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you said it's a lot smooth than
Speaker 4: you thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call
Speaker 3: another man about his wife. I mean, yeah, you don't
Speaker 3: expect it to be done. You know, pretty simple, that's
Speaker 3: for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
Speaker 3: calling you. Saw you know today, I just said to
Speaker 3: hell with number. So I've been had your number. I
Speaker 3: had your number a long time. Y.
Speaker 4: Now you say you're looking Uh, it's a lot smooth
Speaker 4: than you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth.
Speaker 4: But you know you don't. You know. The thing is
Speaker 4: you got one up on it because you know my information.
Speaker 4: Now I'll come find you.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait wait wait wait wait hoit look good? You
Speaker 3: feel like hold up, you feel like you need to
Speaker 3: be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look at it.
Speaker 3: Let's check this out. This is a decision that the
Speaker 3: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. See, you
Speaker 3: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
Speaker 3: You have no reason to be coming looking for me
Speaker 3: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
Speaker 3: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. And
Speaker 3: I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why I'm
Speaker 3: calling you like a man.
Speaker 5: Brother.
Speaker 4: Trust me, Fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting
Speaker 3: you know up front. She with me and her contemplated
Speaker 3: a long time. Y'alla YadA, So now you know here
Speaker 3: we are. So I said, you know, what the hell
Speaker 3: with it, I'm calling today, y'all.
Speaker 4: Should this on the phone together out of respect that
Speaker 4: both y'all a lot more? Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, and then you know, if that's what
Speaker 3: it's got to be, we be face to face together
Speaker 3: whatever it's got to be, man, So I prefer okay, So,
Speaker 3: but let me ask you this, where is going there?
Speaker 3: Once we both stay flat footed and tell you how
Speaker 3: it is, then.
Speaker 4: What I ain't gonna never be flat footed?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well flat footed upside down any way you want to
Speaker 3: look at it. Bro. I'm trying not to get into
Speaker 3: this physical part, but it seemed like you leaning that
Speaker 3: weight with me.
Speaker 4: It could be what up? You know, it could be
Speaker 4: on this side of the dirt of the other side.
Speaker 4: It don't make a difference.
Speaker 3: It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls
Speaker 3: come together, one of them got to go down.
Speaker 4: Now, guess what we're doing? Too much talking? You got
Speaker 4: my information? Guess what now I'm rock loaded a hunting
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 3: You lock and loaded.
Speaker 4: There's no need for you to say. There's no need
Speaker 4: for us discuss anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
Speaker 3: You know matter while we're at it, man, let me
Speaker 3: go and drop it all on you then, because it
Speaker 3: seemed like we need to go and get it all
Speaker 3: out the way. You cool, You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
Speaker 3: you want to just keep it all the way real,
Speaker 3: you might want to go take a blood test about
Speaker 3: Alana and make sure you to pop it too.
Speaker 4: That all right? Feel me? Got it?
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have your wife get your car, man,
Speaker 3: because we didn't contemplate it too long at this time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
Speaker 4: you said, enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm
Speaker 4: really older one hundred for somebody, so you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, somebody's got to go what you.
Speaker 3: Mean and you what's all this? Somebody got to go.
Speaker 3: What you're saying, somebody got to go go? Right, Okay,
Speaker 3: you're talking about either me or you. One of us
Speaker 3: got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because
Speaker 3: what you must understand is if I'm giving you as
Speaker 3: much information as I already have, that means I have
Speaker 3: enough information to know where you are. Brother, You know
Speaker 3: nothing about me nor where I reside. So if you're
Speaker 3: gonna talk about lock and load, then somebody got to go.
Speaker 3: Then you're saying it to the wrong person. Because I'm
Speaker 3: already up on you. Player.
Speaker 4: You got to talk. First off, you ain't really annoyed
Speaker 4: because it got a country accent. So second off, like
Speaker 4: you're dealing with a real street So however you want
Speaker 4: to handle it, you know my information. Guess what. I
Speaker 4: don't reside it no more. I ain't bet no more.
Speaker 4: Guess what Now? You gotta start from scratch like me.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Boy, here, go to math man. You ready for that?
Speaker 4: For this?
Speaker 3: Mouth you ready to plan?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 3: Go to mouth this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morning Show. You've been pranked by your wife? Yeah, black man,
Speaker 3: till I boy, you you you kind of had me
Speaker 3: scared for a minute because you really wasn't flinching. You
Speaker 3: whatever you eating over there, you never did stop eating
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I ain't gonna stop. I'm gonna keep morning.
Speaker 3: What's the baddest radio morning show in the.
Speaker 4: Land, The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 3: You see what I mean? How I got worried on that.
Speaker 5: As you should be. Yeah, yeah, I was concerned for
Speaker 5: you because this dude right here, he he ain't stopped
Speaker 5: eating the whole time. That gonna go that spool for
Speaker 5: your play. Yeah, yeah, you'll hear the one when I
Speaker 5: knew he was in trouble time he say, he said, yeah,
Speaker 5: you got one up on me. But you know, because
Speaker 5: you know who I am, I got to confine you though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got a little shakey, We'll say, all right,
Speaker 2: Like Jorge, you tried to act real smooth with it,
Speaker 2: like a man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I could see you tender rising as it
Speaker 5: went along because he was he was sprinkling Adolph's all
Speaker 5: over your ass the whole time he was talking at me,
Speaker 5: Timmy Rosey, he was just on your assid I talked me,
Speaker 5: I saw your voice go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of cracked a little bit height, Nephew,
Speaker 3: Tilly House part of comedy. Damn, it is Buffalo, New York.
Speaker 3: I am ready, I'm excited. It's going down. Tickets and
Speaker 3: sting like crazy, and I appreciate y'all coming to see
Speaker 3: your boy. Uh straight out of cancl y'all gotta come
Speaker 3: see I got a whole lot to talk about.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Saturday, August at thirty first, that is Labor Day weekend,
Speaker 3: the Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.
Speaker 3: I will be at the Shane Performing Art Center, Lad
Speaker 3: in the cup, the middle of Theelter. That's the middle
Speaker 3: of Theelter. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,
Speaker 3: September sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets on sale right now.
Speaker 3: What's laying in the cut? I got one moment's landing
Speaker 3: in the cut. The Hyman Center, Hyman Center. That Saturday,
Speaker 3: October twenty sixth, nephew, tell me in friends, that's Lafayette, Louisiana,
Speaker 3: right there, right here, Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette. It's called the
Speaker 3: Hymen Center, the Hymand Center. Yes, yeah, yeah, you you
Speaker 3: want to come to some stand up. Come on, hang
Speaker 3: out with your nephew. Man, Come on down, lafayete a
Speaker 3: whole man. We're gonna beat good Man. We're gonna yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna leave Houston. We're gonna drive through Beaumont. Man,
Speaker 3: we're gonna stop at lak y'all. You know we're gonna.
Speaker 3: We're gonna gonna yeah, road trip aunking Depth, auncing neph
Speaker 3: road trip, hit it to La Fayette, Louisiana.
Speaker 2: Come on, you don't see a two or two hard.
Speaker 3: You lived in your car.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 5: That's why I ain't doing that no more. You told
Speaker 5: me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and corpus.
Speaker 1: Cript what.
Speaker 3: I did say? Corporate Beaumont l.
Speaker 1: Charles shout out to right now the crowd.
Speaker 3: Oh month, all.
Speaker 1: Right, coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is I
Speaker 1: should tell him before marriage. We'll get into it right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show