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Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I should tell him

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Speaker 1: before marriage. We'll find out what that's all about, you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the prank phone

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Speaker 1: call with the nephew and nephew, what you got for us?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: You know, every now and then I step out on

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Speaker 3: that on that over that line where you're not supposed

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Speaker 3: to cross. You know, sometime you step out there and uh,

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Speaker 3: you know, when you're in the middle of prank of teering,

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Speaker 3: you know, like I did when I'm prank a tearing.

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Speaker 3: You know, sometimes I get caught out there, and sometimes

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Speaker 3: people scare me a little bit.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: I got to be honest about that. That this one

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Speaker 3: right here, Yeah, yeah, this one right here kind of

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Speaker 3: caught me off, God, kind of. I got a little scared.

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Speaker 3: I mean I stayed in there, you know, as the

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Speaker 3: prankster that I am, I stayed in there. But my

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Speaker 3: heart did drop a couple of times. This right here

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Speaker 3: is called Jean, I got your girl. Jean, I got

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Speaker 3: your girl.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Hello, speak of Jean.

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Speaker 4: Yea, my name Vernon brother was playing what's going on?

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Speaker 3: I need to holler at you for a minute of

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Speaker 3: my man about what I want to holler at you

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Speaker 3: about your wife, So you got a minute. I don't

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Speaker 3: even know how to breakfast to your dog. I just

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Speaker 3: want to be straight up with you, man, Me and

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Speaker 3: your wife been kind of seeing each other, and really

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Speaker 3: she want to let you go.

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Speaker 2: But she ain't.

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Speaker 3: You know, she really ain't got it, got it up

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Speaker 3: in or to say she won't to let you go.

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Speaker 3: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting

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Speaker 3: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut

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Speaker 3: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for

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Speaker 3: a minute now, so I don't know how we can.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm just coming at you like a man, brother,

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Speaker 3: trying to let you know she don't even really want

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Speaker 3: you no more. You know, we done talked about it,

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Speaker 3: talked about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: Well you know it's a lot smooth than I expected.

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Speaker 4: Player, Man, it is what it is.

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Speaker 2: It is what it is.

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Speaker 3: I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,

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Speaker 3: I thought, you know, I just want to be a

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Speaker 3: man called and how I let you let you know?

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Speaker 3: Have you seen her today?

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Speaker 4: And where are you from? Jersey?

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Speaker 3: I'm ap around Newark.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you said it's a lot smooth than

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Speaker 4: you thought it was gonna be.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call

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Speaker 3: another man about his wife. I mean, yeah, you don't

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Speaker 3: expect it to be done. You know, pretty simple, that's

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Speaker 3: for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by

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Speaker 3: calling you. Saw you know today, I just said to

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Speaker 3: hell with number. So I've been had your number. I

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Speaker 4: Now you say you're looking Uh, it's a lot smooth

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Speaker 4: than you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth.

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Speaker 4: But you know you don't. You know. The thing is

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Speaker 4: you got one up on it because you know my information.

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Speaker 4: Now I'll come find you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait wait wait wait wait hoit look good? You

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Speaker 3: feel like hold up, you feel like you need to

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Speaker 3: be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look at it.

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Speaker 3: Let's check this out. This is a decision that the

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Speaker 3: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. See, you

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Speaker 3: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.

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Speaker 3: You have no reason to be coming looking for me

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Speaker 3: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,

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Speaker 3: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. And

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Speaker 3: I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why I'm

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Speaker 5: Brother.

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Speaker 4: Trust me, Fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting

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Speaker 3: you know up front. She with me and her contemplated

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Speaker 3: a long time. Y'alla YadA, So now you know here

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Speaker 3: we are. So I said, you know, what the hell

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Speaker 4: Should this on the phone together out of respect that

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Speaker 4: both y'all a lot more? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, and then you know, if that's what

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Speaker 3: it's got to be, we be face to face together

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Speaker 3: whatever it's got to be, man, So I prefer okay, So,

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Speaker 3: but let me ask you this, where is going there?

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Speaker 3: Once we both stay flat footed and tell you how

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Speaker 4: What I ain't gonna never be flat footed?

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Speaker 3: Well flat footed upside down any way you want to

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Speaker 3: look at it. Bro. I'm trying not to get into

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Speaker 3: this physical part, but it seemed like you leaning that

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Speaker 4: It could be what up? You know, it could be

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Speaker 4: on this side of the dirt of the other side.

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Speaker 4: It don't make a difference.

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Speaker 3: It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls

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Speaker 3: come together, one of them got to go down.

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Speaker 4: Now, guess what we're doing? Too much talking? You got

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Speaker 4: my information? Guess what now I'm rock loaded a hunting

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 3: You lock and loaded.

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Speaker 4: There's no need for you to say. There's no need

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Speaker 2: Okay, cool?

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Speaker 3: You know matter while we're at it, man, let me

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Speaker 3: go and drop it all on you then, because it

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Speaker 3: seemed like we need to go and get it all

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Speaker 3: out the way. You cool, You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if

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Speaker 3: you might want to go take a blood test about

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Speaker 3: Alana and make sure you to pop it too.

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Speaker 4: That all right? Feel me? Got it?

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have your wife get your car, man,

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Speaker 3: because we didn't contemplate it too long at this time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,

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Speaker 4: you said, enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm

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Speaker 4: really older one hundred for somebody, so you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean, somebody's got to go what you.

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Speaker 3: Mean and you what's all this? Somebody got to go.

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Speaker 3: What you're saying, somebody got to go go? Right, Okay,

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Speaker 3: you're talking about either me or you. One of us

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Speaker 3: got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because

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Speaker 3: enough information to know where you are. Brother, You know

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Speaker 3: nothing about me nor where I reside. So if you're

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Speaker 3: gonna talk about lock and load, then somebody got to go.

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Speaker 3: Then you're saying it to the wrong person. Because I'm

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Speaker 3: already up on you. Player.

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Speaker 4: You got to talk. First off, you ain't really annoyed

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Speaker 4: because it got a country accent. So second off, like

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Speaker 4: you're dealing with a real street So however you want

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Speaker 4: don't reside it no more. I ain't bet no more.

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Speaker 4: Guess what Now? You gotta start from scratch like me.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Boy, here, go to math man. You ready for that?

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Speaker 4: For this?

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Speaker 3: Mouth you ready to plan?

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Speaker 4: Here?

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Speaker 3: Go to mouth this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 3: Morning Show. You've been pranked by your wife? Yeah, black man,

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Speaker 3: till I boy, you you you kind of had me

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Speaker 3: scared for a minute because you really wasn't flinching. You

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Speaker 3: whatever you eating over there, you never did stop eating

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Speaker 3: on it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I ain't gonna stop. I'm gonna keep morning.

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Speaker 3: What's the baddest radio morning show in the.

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Speaker 4: Land, The Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 3: You see what I mean? How I got worried on that.

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Speaker 5: As you should be. Yeah, yeah, I was concerned for

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Speaker 5: you because this dude right here, he he ain't stopped

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Speaker 5: eating the whole time. That gonna go that spool for

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Speaker 5: your play. Yeah, yeah, you'll hear the one when I

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Speaker 5: knew he was in trouble time he say, he said, yeah,

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Speaker 5: you got one up on me. But you know, because

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Speaker 5: you know who I am, I got to confine you though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got a little shakey, We'll say, all right,

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Speaker 2: Like Jorge, you tried to act real smooth with it,

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Speaker 2: like a man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I could see you tender rising as it

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Speaker 5: went along because he was he was sprinkling Adolph's all

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Speaker 5: over your ass the whole time he was talking at me,

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Speaker 5: Timmy Rosey, he was just on your assid I talked me,

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Speaker 5: I saw your voice go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of cracked a little bit height, Nephew,

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Speaker 3: Tilly House part of comedy. Damn, it is Buffalo, New York.

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Speaker 3: I am ready, I'm excited. It's going down. Tickets and

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Speaker 3: sting like crazy, and I appreciate y'all coming to see

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Speaker 3: your boy. Uh straight out of cancl y'all gotta come

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Speaker 3: see I got a whole lot to talk about.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: Saturday, August at thirty first, that is Labor Day weekend,

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Speaker 3: the Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: I will be at the Shane Performing Art Center, Lad

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Speaker 3: in the cup, the middle of Theelter. That's the middle

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Speaker 3: of Theelter. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,

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Speaker 3: September sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: What's laying in the cut? I got one moment's landing

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Speaker 3: in the cut. The Hyman Center, Hyman Center. That Saturday,

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Speaker 3: October twenty sixth, nephew, tell me in friends, that's Lafayette, Louisiana,

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Speaker 3: right there, right here, Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette. It's called the

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Speaker 3: Hymen Center, the Hymand Center. Yes, yeah, yeah, you you

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Speaker 3: want to come to some stand up. Come on, hang

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Speaker 3: out with your nephew. Man, Come on down, lafayete a

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Speaker 3: whole man. We're gonna beat good Man. We're gonna yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna leave Houston. We're gonna drive through Beaumont. Man,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna stop at lak y'all. You know we're gonna.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna gonna yeah, road trip aunking Depth, auncing neph

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Speaker 3: road trip, hit it to La Fayette, Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you don't see a two or two hard.

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Speaker 3: You lived in your car.

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Speaker 4: Stop.

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Speaker 5: That's why I ain't doing that no more. You told

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Speaker 5: me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and corpus.

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Speaker 1: Cript what.

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Speaker 3: I did say? Corporate Beaumont l.

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Speaker 1: Charles shout out to right now the crowd.

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Speaker 3: Oh month, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is I

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Speaker 1: should tell him before marriage. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show