WEBVTT - big things anniversary

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<v Speaker 1>Who Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercompany. As

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<v Speaker 1>you can see, we got a doozy today.

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<v Speaker 2>It just like it looks stupid. You have to admit, like, look.

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<v Speaker 1>At me, Look at me, bro, Can you be happy

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<v Speaker 1>about anything?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know you want to do something cool

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<v Speaker 2>for like the anniversary, but I was thinking like fireworks

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<v Speaker 2>or like confetti or maybe a cake, A good cake

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<v Speaker 2>would have been fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't like any of my ideas for real, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it looks I for you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you look stupid. I look skinny. I look skinny,

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<v Speaker 1>not stupid. You look stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what? No, I said.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to come on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I want to get put down.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone just put me down, please come on. He oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, oh my god. Can someone fucking help her?

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<v Speaker 1>Like damn like help her? Y'all?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Someone please?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, y'all are all fired? Like who threw that bottle?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, what what are we supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trapped up here and you are you okay? I

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<v Speaker 1>think you? Oh my god? And you are you okay? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Like bruh right, Yeah, that was that was really intense. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>are you Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You threw a fucking bottle at me, Like, why are

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<v Speaker 2>you acting like you care?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you called me stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>I fell through a wooden table, like I.

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<v Speaker 1>And you might have deserved that. You might have deserved that.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I don't know, Like I don't think that's like

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<v Speaker 2>a karmic thing, Like I don't think people falling through

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<v Speaker 2>tables is like, Oh, that's karma, that's what you get.

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<v Speaker 2>You did something bad and I didn't do anything bad.

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<v Speaker 2>We looked dumb. You look dumb. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>you're still sucking up there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we paid for a full day, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna use it to the furthest extent I possibly can,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna float here the whole episode.

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<v Speaker 2>You Like, before you looked kind of dumb, and now.

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<v Speaker 1>You look really stupid. I feel like I look cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually you're, like you said, it's giving you a huge

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<v Speaker 2>ass from the back. Well, I guess we'll just get

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<v Speaker 2>into the episode and we'll just act like nothing is happening, nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing weird is happening. Doing all that made me forget

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<v Speaker 2>that we have a full episode to do and it's

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<v Speaker 2>an anniversary episode we've been doing this for three years now,

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<v Speaker 2>which is so scary at the anniversary, guys, there's so much.

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<v Speaker 2>All I can think when we get this far every

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<v Speaker 2>time we hit a mark is the fact that, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we've been doing this forever. But there's

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<v Speaker 2>some people who are on there like three.

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<v Speaker 1>Hundred thousands, yeah, like crazy vibes. And remember in the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning when we were like, yeah, we're probably only going

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<v Speaker 1>to do it for like a year, and like give

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<v Speaker 1>up then, but.

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<v Speaker 2>The validation is just too rewarding.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, am I giving Kevin Gates?

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<v Speaker 2>It's fun with a I really want to make an

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<v Speaker 2>edit of Drew doing all the emotes like that. I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I could like swing you around. Oh do we

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<v Speaker 2>have a stick? I should h him like a pinat or.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Please we should next time. Well, oh we do have

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<v Speaker 2>a stick. Oh well I only have one arm right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I did break my wrists. Oh this is perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>Please no, please no, can y'all let me down? I'm scared?

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<v Speaker 2>Say say don't, please, say please don't. You're so gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't you're so gorgeous? I love you? Oh? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh lad? Sound effect?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the manifestation of the gay Little Monkey pinata

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<v Speaker 2>that somebody did. I don't know if we ever talked

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<v Speaker 2>about that on the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. But before we get into that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say that this what I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>now has been an idea that I've had for since

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<v Speaker 1>the genesis of the podcast. Actually is I've like literally

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to just float here the whole time, and then

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<v Speaker 1>in the original idea I wasn't going to address it

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<v Speaker 1>at all, but like being here, I'm like, I actually

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<v Speaker 1>have to, like, this is so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just so ridiculous because you're either sitting on a

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<v Speaker 2>chair that looks like it's made of pure carcinogens.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like water dripping. We're cooked, were cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>We broke the ceiling of the studio. Well, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to look at my notes because now I'm so like

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<v Speaker 2>discombobulated at the fact that we Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too. Can you hear me in my phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Up there?

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I gonna put my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>In a pocket? You have pockets?

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<v Speaker 1>Still my big ass, my big butt, in your big butt.

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<v Speaker 1>You take a picture? But is this for your app Oh? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, birth day? Wait, it's actually really good. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>if you notice that there's like a like you might

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh my god. Although the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 2>episode was so hectic and terrifying because you saw me

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<v Speaker 2>get hurt, you might be like, there's a calming presence

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<v Speaker 2>right now, and it's because Kai isn't here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Kai isn't here. So we just had to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>he wasn't here to ruin the vibes of the three

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<v Speaker 2>year anniversary. So if you're wondering why he's not here,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why we are just like you need to

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<v Speaker 2>stay home. Why have we normalized people doing live streams

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<v Speaker 2>wearing that VR ship? Do you know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen that on TikTok? Like the YouTubers like

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<v Speaker 2>the like this, like the overly set people.

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<v Speaker 1>No I have girl? Why do you have that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know why. All over my timeline, all

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<v Speaker 2>I ever get is like people who are dressed like

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<v Speaker 2>in sexy Avatar characters doing a virtual live and there's

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<v Speaker 2>always like four hundred to like a thousand people in

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<v Speaker 2>there interacting with the person as if it's fully normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the tubers like the I've seen I

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<v Speaker 2>think I've seen streamers who use like yeah, like avatars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but there are there v tubers who like they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're like the most famous people on this planet,

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<v Speaker 1>like doing like proper tours with like you've seen the

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<v Speaker 1>video of them, like all the girls like screaming like

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<v Speaker 1>about like the v tuber like that just showed up

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<v Speaker 1>on the big screen in front of them and like

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<v Speaker 1>he's like singing, No, I haven't seen. Oh, let me

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<v Speaker 1>find that, because it's like really really like dystopian and

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<v Speaker 1>advanced that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's crazy because we're the same generation to

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<v Speaker 2>make fun of the old people who are on Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>and seeing the weird AI generated photos of Jesus like

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<v Speaker 2>parting the sea, and we're making fund of old people. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>is that someone performing or is it like a pre

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<v Speaker 2>recorded thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know still, I think it's someone actually performing

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<v Speaker 1>behind the stage. But they just like haven't like revealed themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't had a dream face reveal. Yeah, the dream

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<v Speaker 2>face reveal will go down in times like the Most

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<v Speaker 2>fucked Up Ship.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the worst like things that we've ever done

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<v Speaker 1>as a society.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the thing is I wonder if because he got

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<v Speaker 2>so many like I'm trying to find my words correctly

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<v Speaker 2>right now because I don't want to sit on this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast and be like that motherfucker's float.

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<v Speaker 1>Or float on the podcast, like you're sitting, I'm floating.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so jealousy right now. Actually, it's crazy. You wish you.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you don't know what to do with

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<v Speaker 2>your legs.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm like kicking around, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it must have been so fucked up because everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>without seeing his face, was like, oh my god, he's

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<v Speaker 2>so sexy, Like his aura is so sexy. And then

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<v Speaker 2>when he revealed his face, I know he thought he

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna get like double the praise.

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<v Speaker 1>What's sad too, is like like preparation for that for

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<v Speaker 1>him was really intense, saying like photos of him had

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<v Speaker 1>leaked before and like he was able to like like

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<v Speaker 1>reel in the rumors, but like those photos were him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he thought he was gonna like eat down, but like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I decided that having quadruplets must mean that you

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<v Speaker 2>did something fucking evil in your past. Having anything above twins.

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<v Speaker 2>Twins already, Oh my god, twins already feels like a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>No offense, Drew but quadruplets. That sounds like something that

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't fucking exist. And also the fact that because can't

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<v Speaker 2>people hello.

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<v Speaker 1>True mhm, I think the blood's getting to my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking you Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm joking. I'm joking.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, because can you go up to having six tuplets?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that's what it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people have had octuplets, Like do you remember elm No,

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<v Speaker 1>she gave birth like a fucking dog. She was shipping

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<v Speaker 1>those babies out of her butthole like a vagina, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I just swear.

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<v Speaker 2>To God, Like where do you have that many babies?

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<v Speaker 1>And they survived section I think she did it naturally.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, those babies also all survived. I watched like

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<v Speaker 1>a day in the life, like like doing anything like

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<v Speaker 1>casually just doesn't work, Like it just doesn't work. But

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<v Speaker 1>I saw also these lights. You're freaking out, I'm so sweaty.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I saw like an updated like what are

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<v Speaker 1>they up to now? Vibe And she he's just like

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<v Speaker 1>a normal mom, but like has like one hundred babies

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<v Speaker 1>running around.

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<v Speaker 2>Her house the same are they fraternal.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're fraternal. I think, yeah, they're fraternal.

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<v Speaker 2>Because having more than oh my god, twins and like

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking Stone Age, you probably got stoned to death

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<v Speaker 2>because it.

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<v Speaker 1>Seemed like crazy, demonic.

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<v Speaker 2>Mixed to have twins was definitely stone to death because

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<v Speaker 2>they thought she was a witch. Like that was so

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<v Speaker 2>insane to have more than one baby, because in my

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<v Speaker 2>head already, we were at a hotel once altogether and

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<v Speaker 2>we were all watching birthing videos and it was freaking

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<v Speaker 2>me the fuck out. And the fact that some people

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<v Speaker 2>go through with having like upwards of four to six

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<v Speaker 2>babies at once, like sounds like a nightmare, sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>a curse, sounds like you did something evil in your

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<v Speaker 2>past life to have that many babies. But then what's

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up is some people literally like that happens. I

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<v Speaker 2>want They're so happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I want twins. Like having a twin growing up was

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<v Speaker 1>literally like the greatest childhood I could ever imagine. Like

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<v Speaker 1>we were just like best friends. We still are best friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're planning a road trip together right now. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if everybody else in my life just like dropped that

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<v Speaker 1>or just like decided to all hate me at once,

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<v Speaker 1>like we are so connected that like that's the tea,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's literally the tea.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if there's definitely twins out there who fucking

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<v Speaker 2>hate each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, one hundred percent. I know some because my mom

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<v Speaker 1>was in this thing called Mothers of Multiples, where like

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<v Speaker 1>all of the twins in my hometown, like the mothers

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<v Speaker 1>would all get together and like get fucked up and

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<v Speaker 1>then put all the twins in a room to just

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<v Speaker 1>like play together. And uh, there were a couple that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking like hated hated hated each other each other. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just said the safe word. What I said, mothers

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<v Speaker 1>of multiple it's like moms, like ten times, I'm good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. The safe word is mother or

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<v Speaker 1>mom mo mo mom mom.

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<v Speaker 2>We were trying to find a word that we wouldn't say,

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<v Speaker 2>but everything we said felt like something we would just say.

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<v Speaker 1>We said, like yellow, like girl, what am I on about?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess yellow would make sense because it's not something

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<v Speaker 2>we would naturally say. But yeah, if you were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give birth to triplets and you just so be like

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<v Speaker 2>happen to be watching this, I feel scared for you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure you're scared because idea of having three

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<v Speaker 2>infants in a house like, hell the fuck No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>literally low key abandoning those babies I had.

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<v Speaker 1>T Should I do sigh up and then get down?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'm not you mean phone, give me phone,

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<v Speaker 2>help me, help me?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Drew sy up Corner a liberal rap artist twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one pronouns Kange, West, MTF, doom, gender, Rick Lamar, and

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler the Creator.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>When it starts raining in NYC, all the people wearing

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<v Speaker 1>sheines start smelling like Chernobyl Prize pony. People don't take selfies.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, people, please stop taking selfies in your bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Your pillow looks like a used tea bag.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally you for like three years of living here.

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<v Speaker 1>Like horrible. I know paper ooh, this is a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that paper towels in the kitchen hate seeing

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<v Speaker 1>me coming. I know they hate me like stomping in

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<v Speaker 1>there to rip them to shreds. Oh wait, have we

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<v Speaker 1>said this one before, the misogynistic one? Uh? Maybe, but

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<v Speaker 1>you go you say you say it? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you do a couple in your sigh off corner.

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<v Speaker 2>This one just doesn't feel like me, like I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>say this one misogynistic. How about you start massaging this

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<v Speaker 2>dick like I wouldn't. That doesn't make sense for me

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<v Speaker 2>to say grape soda doesn't even taste like grapes finisher

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<v Speaker 2>as he'll tastes like purple. Please don't play me any more, shoegaze.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard enough play me a child's laughter or running

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<v Speaker 2>water in a creek. I want to hear life blossoming

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<v Speaker 2>around me in all corners. I want to be overwhelmed

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<v Speaker 2>a child like awe and wonder towards.

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<v Speaker 1>The world like dead serious. If I hear any more,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's real. If your head gang weak, I'm peeing

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<v Speaker 2>in your mouth. That's a good one. This charger from

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar Tree changed my phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was When I saw that, I literally was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my God, like that would happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro. I treat my relationships like math. Once I'm confused,

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<v Speaker 2>I attempt suicide. I fought sleeping naked was cute until

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<v Speaker 2>around liked my clip. Bro, that's gross.

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<v Speaker 1>B those eight, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>You want your phone back or what do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get down?

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy, Yeah, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready, Drew out to get down because he's a pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my little bit, bitch maid spread the rumors Drew's

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<v Speaker 1>bitch made bit I'm boner maid.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, So somebody through a Drew themed birthday party. We

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<v Speaker 2>need more of that. We need more of that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of community building to keep the podcast aflow.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like fielding through the amount of times we were

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<v Speaker 1>tagged in slash. If you look at the comments, all

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<v Speaker 1>of it is like crazy. Oh wait on the video

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<v Speaker 1>it said Drew on the video.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like literally a Drew dedicated video.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll insert it now.

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<v Speaker 2>There's that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm i'm ah you come Gellow.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like a bunch of good videos of you recently.

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<v Speaker 1>The AI I tried to change.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually having so much fomo from that party,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was so jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so fire, And I made a very very

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<v Speaker 1>funny TikTok with Rain. I never posted it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>might still post it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's I literally showed it to everybody and

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<v Speaker 2>everybody laughed, even.

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<v Speaker 1>The stiff video, like just killed me to be that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, okay, it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was supposed to be me and Rain, like we

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<v Speaker 1>put the Chokers on and then we got like nonchalant

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<v Speaker 1>and like really emo, so we were like acting emo,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just like went stiff. But I look like

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<v Speaker 1>strong as fuck, Like I look big in that video,

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<v Speaker 1>like my chest.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe have you ever thought of just doing steroids? Like

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually on ironically? Have I want to get onsarms?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get on a trend protocol human growth

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<v Speaker 1>hormone TRT like whatever, Like someone passed me the good shit,

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<v Speaker 1>send me to a dealer, Like I'm gonna get big

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<v Speaker 1>and strong for y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually knew someone in high school who was on.

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<v Speaker 1>Steroids really in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, in high school, he was like on the football

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<v Speaker 2>team and he was like actively on steroids, and it

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<v Speaker 2>did give him a drug test a growth issue. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think they got drug tested.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as I know, he was like literally on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And we were kind of close kids in my school,

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<v Speaker 1>like my brother so my mom. Like in my school,

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<v Speaker 1>like we got drug tested all the fucking time for

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<v Speaker 1>literally no reason, and like most of the time like

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<v Speaker 1>that legal. Yeah, like we signed like waivers and consents,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're in athletics, you get drug tested, so you're, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what fucking it was just what it was, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was also like starting in like seventh grade. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But my basically how it would go is like if

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<v Speaker 1>they had an inkling that a kid was using drugs,

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't just target that kid, so they would just

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<v Speaker 1>like bring in a bunch of other people to like

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<v Speaker 1>test around him, just so he felt like he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>being targeted. And it was kind of like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a little like method or whatever. But my brother got

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<v Speaker 1>called in one time, and this was in seventh grade,

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<v Speaker 1>and my my brother like suffers from really really really

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<v Speaker 1>intense migraines, like debilitating migraines. So what he did was

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<v Speaker 1>like he would take advalate, wouldn't work. He would skip

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<v Speaker 1>school and like be in a dark room for days

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<v Speaker 1>and days and days and it just wouldn't work. So

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<v Speaker 1>my mom like gave him like a quarter of hydro

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<v Speaker 1>codon pill, like a codeine pill to like help him.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't feel it or anything, but it was just

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<v Speaker 1>to like alleviate his pain because he was like literally sobbing,

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<v Speaker 1>like it was debilitating. And then like two days later

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<v Speaker 1>he got drug tested at school and the school called

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<v Speaker 1>my mom freaking the fuck out. There were like, why

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<v Speaker 1>is your seventh grader like taking opiates? Like what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck is going on? And she was like, oh that

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<v Speaker 1>was me. I gave it to him, I know, and

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<v Speaker 1>am aware and da da da da da. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they like freaked out. They were like, oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they.

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<v Speaker 2>Drug tested at our school. I never had that. Not

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people would have been in trouble. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have been like with weed and shit too, like they

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<v Speaker 1>would test for weed and like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, drug dogs, but we didn't get tested.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My biggest fucking fear was like someone sneaking weed

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<v Speaker 1>into my bag, like when the drug dogs came and

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<v Speaker 1>I got caught and like me not being able to

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<v Speaker 1>like the camera's not being able to see it. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned that all the time. I mentioned that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned stabbing. I'm I I would rather die than

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<v Speaker 1>get stabbed.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, in like tenth or eleventh grade, this girl I

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<v Speaker 2>knew got into she got rushed at school.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that is, Bama rush? Yeah, of course, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she got rushed at school and she had her

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<v Speaker 2>backpack on and at my school, if you got into

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<v Speaker 2>a fight, they would check your things. They would like

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<v Speaker 2>look through.

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<v Speaker 1>Your bag and shit, oh she was carrying the gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was carrying the gun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Everything I say I've said already, but oh my god, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a new theory or not theory. I've already

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<v Speaker 2>talked about this like a few episodes ago, but I

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<v Speaker 2>keep falling on a side of TikTok where it's just

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<v Speaker 2>people being fucking batshit crazy, and it was freaking me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday somebody posted a video of the moon and there

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<v Speaker 2>was like a light trail behind it and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>see the leftover rays from the sun because the sun

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<v Speaker 2>is planted. And they were fully convinced that the sun

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<v Speaker 2>was a hoax and that the Sun isn't real, the

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<v Speaker 2>Moon isn't real, and that they prop it up.

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<v Speaker 1>They think that the government, you know about the fermanent.

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<v Speaker 1>No for the permanent, it's you're trying to manipulate me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to manipulate me, and to believe in the fermanent. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was it's flat Earth, Like basically, they're like, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not on a sphere. So there's a sun in the

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<v Speaker 1>sky and it just like rotates inside of a dome

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<v Speaker 1>like it where in the firmament is like a dome

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<v Speaker 1>over Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are a flat earther, just admit you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be different, so fucking bad. Like if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be that different, go like like IDM music or something,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a person that make it different. At this point,

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<v Speaker 2>like there, I guess there is no other option. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, start a fucking Etsy shop and sell mugs

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<v Speaker 2>or something like do anything muggsy bogues. But all of

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<v Speaker 2>the comments were so crazy and it was pissing me

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<v Speaker 2>off because it was all older people who were like

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<v Speaker 2>fifty something, and I'm like, damn, this is just sad

0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:48.520
<v Speaker 2>to me because your childlike wonder has fully withered away.

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<v Speaker 2>And now instead of just looking at the moon and

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<v Speaker 2>being like caveman burning down and being like, wow, the moon,

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<v Speaker 2>the moon is so amazing and far away, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can see it, like something about this is so magical.

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking at it and you're convinced the government is

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<v Speaker 2>propping that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Up at night, Like you're too self aware now, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. And the Internet just promotes like these dark

0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:12.080
<v Speaker 1>recesses of the Internet that like are just communities of

0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:15.680
<v Speaker 1>people like feeding into each other's delusions. Like it's really

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<v Speaker 1>really insane.

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<v Speaker 2>If one of my homegirls told me that she thought

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<v Speaker 2>the moon was fake, I would fifty immediately. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>immediately you were before.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think that I don't think the

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<v Speaker 1>moon is fake. Like I don't think that you're a

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<v Speaker 1>lost cause. And I don't think that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are fully a lost cause. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro, I feel like you do. I could see you

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<v Speaker 2>being like fifty something and becoming like a flat eartherer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's definitely in my card. It's like winning the

0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:44.280
<v Speaker 1>lottery and becoming a flat eartherer are two things that will.

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<v Speaker 2>You're recently with his whole chest set to somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>was like, it's going to be so sad actually the

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<v Speaker 2>day I do when the lottery, because I will have

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<v Speaker 2>nothing else to look forward to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like it's it's real, y'all, like dead serious, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I can I see my life post lottery, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be very dark and depressing, like yacht one day,

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<v Speaker 1>like helicopter rides to the island the next day, like

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<v Speaker 1>buying a PEGANI p one or whatever. The fuck the

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<v Speaker 1>car is like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm depressing to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess it is. Like, no, like we've been

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<v Speaker 1>so conditioned to work work, work, work, work that like

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<v Speaker 1>if we aren't doing something like work wise to like

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<v Speaker 1>appease the shareholders, like our brains are fried and we're

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<v Speaker 1>just like it's like all a part of the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>it's all a part of the convince.

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<v Speaker 2>If everybody had my brain chemistry, we would be so

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<v Speaker 2>much better off. Oh same, Like if we had your

0:22:35.520 --> 0:22:39.160
<v Speaker 2>brain chemistry, we would be fun like we would be No,

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<v Speaker 2>it would be.

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<v Speaker 1>All fucking lit, like it would be a movie, Like

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<v Speaker 1>we'd all be like having fun and.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, well, I've been really convinced I have scabies recently,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't have scabies.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, for the first time, I got to see what

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like to hear me talk about my fake ailments,

0:22:56.800 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, girl, shut the fuck up. It's made

0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:02.520
<v Speaker 1>me a better person hearing you talk about having scabies truly.

0:23:02.560 --> 0:23:04.440
<v Speaker 2>But that doesn't stop you, because I have a feeling

0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:06.679
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna literally convince yourself that in one of your

0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:09.040
<v Speaker 2>legs you lost circulation, and I know you're gonna hit

0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:09.480
<v Speaker 2>the doctor.

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:12.080
<v Speaker 1>No I'm definitely there's a blood clot. I'm gonna have

0:23:12.080 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 1>a pulmonary embolism, Like it's gonna be a whole thing.

0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:17.119
<v Speaker 2>I thought that, what is an embolism.

0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Like a blood clot that like shoots into your lungs

0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:26.320
<v Speaker 1>like a strokes you out? Okay, but and you have scabies?

0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:27.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have scavy.

0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:28.560
<v Speaker 1>She does.

0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:30.800
<v Speaker 2>I might have talked about this on an episode, or

0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 2>maybe it was an episode we stacked. Maybe it was

0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:35.359
<v Speaker 2>the hotel episode that I like talked about it, but

0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:37.919
<v Speaker 2>basically or actually, I think I didn't talk about it

0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 2>because I really convinced I actually had scabies, and I

0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:43.199
<v Speaker 2>like part of my brain knew I didn't, but I

0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:45.640
<v Speaker 2>was convinced I did because somebody said the word scabies

0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.880
<v Speaker 2>around me recently, and I was like, oh my god,

0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I would have scabies.

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:53.360
<v Speaker 1>You you really haven't been bathing that much either, Like, which.

0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Is tea like because I read that that kills the scabies.

0:23:56.600 --> 0:24:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Wait, actually, yeah, not bathing kill scabies. Wait? Actually, no

0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:06.840
<v Speaker 1>swear so you're supposed to not bathe? No, I'm kidding.

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh girl, I was like, what the fuck that's like?

0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:10.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm pretty sure, like you have to bleach bath

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:12.679
<v Speaker 2>and shit like you have to go crazy with the

0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 2>showering milki. But I was convinced. Oh you know why

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I was convinced because somebody recently told me that ringworm

0:24:17.840 --> 0:24:21.080
<v Speaker 2>was going around and the gym's in La And then

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:22.679
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god. And then in that

0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:25.119
<v Speaker 2>same sentence, somebody was like, yeah, like one time I

0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:27.359
<v Speaker 2>had a friend who got scabies from the gym, and

0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:28.760
<v Speaker 2>we were going to the gym so much that I

0:24:28.800 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 2>was really convinced I was gonna get scabies. And then

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:34.400
<v Speaker 2>I had gone upstate and I got flea bites on

0:24:34.480 --> 0:24:36.879
<v Speaker 2>my left leg and I was staring at them for

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:39.480
<v Speaker 2>like days, And I already know what flea bites look

0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 2>like from when we had a flea infestation, so I

0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.320
<v Speaker 2>knew they were flea bites, but my brain wouldn't stop

0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:46.199
<v Speaker 2>me from thinking I had scabies.

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 1>So my history were so ran through rancid.

0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:54.720
<v Speaker 2>We don't have ac that works. We had a flea infestation.

0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Our doors don't like unlock when you lock them, which

0:24:58.240 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>could be good because no one can ever get into

0:24:59.840 --> 0:25:01.400
<v Speaker 2>our house. They don't unlock.

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:05.520
<v Speaker 1>The dead bull on our front door. The knob. Oh yeah,

0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:08.560
<v Speaker 1>it fell off like it's gone and it fell off

0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.080
<v Speaker 1>when it was bolted, and I was like, thank god

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:13.879
<v Speaker 1>there wasn't a fire, because we would not have been

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:15.640
<v Speaker 1>able to get out of this house because our back

0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:18.880
<v Speaker 1>door also locks, and we can't unlock it from the inside,

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:19.360
<v Speaker 1>like where.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:21.159
<v Speaker 2>You had had to climb out the windows, and like,

0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:24.439
<v Speaker 2>oh hell no, but yeah, I was convinced scabies. And

0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:26.640
<v Speaker 2>then my flea bites went away. And while I had

0:25:26.680 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 2>flea bites, I called my dermatologists because I was like, okay, like, hey,

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen you in a while, but I was

0:25:31.280 --> 0:25:33.200
<v Speaker 2>wondering if I could come in. I have these bites

0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:35.399
<v Speaker 2>on my ankles. I think it might be scabies. I

0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:38.639
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's scabies. And mind you, this was a voicemail,

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 2>so I sounded fucking insane, and I was like, hey,

0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:45.399
<v Speaker 2>I hope you're doing good. I'm just calling for a

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 2>check up. I do have like a breakout on my

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:50.440
<v Speaker 2>chest that I want to look at, so that's one thing. Oh, Also,

0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:52.240
<v Speaker 2>I have bites around my ankle and I think I

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 2>have scabies. And I don't know if I come to

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 2>you for scabies or if I go to a different doctor,

0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:57.879
<v Speaker 2>And like, if you don't want scabies. I won't go

0:25:57.920 --> 0:25:59.879
<v Speaker 2>to you because I think I have scabies. And then

0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:01.320
<v Speaker 2>she called me back and I missed the call, and

0:26:01.400 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 2>she left me a voicemail where it was like, so,

0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:06.480
<v Speaker 2>what you're describing sounds like a flea bite and I

0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:10.000
<v Speaker 2>hadn't mentioned flea bites in the voice like message to her,

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 2>and she basically told me not to waste my time

0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:14.239
<v Speaker 2>coming to her, cause she was like, unless you have

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:18.800
<v Speaker 2>itchiness between your fucking toes and like between your fingers

0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 2>and on your wrists, you don't have scabies. It sounds

0:26:22.000 --> 0:26:24.720
<v Speaker 2>like you were probably somewhere where there was fleas And

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:27.200
<v Speaker 2>I literally was. I was upset. But then the other

0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 2>day in New York, I got bit by a mosquito

0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:31.920
<v Speaker 2>three times on my leg, and it reignited my fear

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:34.879
<v Speaker 2>of scabies, even though they are mosquito bites. But yeah, like,

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why my new lingering thing is I

0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:40.880
<v Speaker 2>think I'm meant to get scabies in my lifetime.

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, you'd be surprised, because when we were talking about

0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:49.280
<v Speaker 1>scabies with people, like more often than you'd think, they'd

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:52.840
<v Speaker 1>just like admit that they had scabies at some point

0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:54.720
<v Speaker 1>in their life. And it's like a deep, dark secret,

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:58.199
<v Speaker 1>like a taboo secret that everybody keeps. But like, like

0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:00.879
<v Speaker 1>I met like five people in the last week that

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:02.400
<v Speaker 1>have had scabies, which is.

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 2>What ignited my fear, because I was like, that means

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.119
<v Speaker 2>you bitches are just normal people and you get fucking scabies.

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want that, Like no, literally, It's.

0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 2>Kind of like how when I was younger, I was

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:14.119
<v Speaker 2>convinced I was gonna like die from chicken pox. My

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 2>new thing is scabies.

0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Did you hear the water? Yeah, it's tripping on me.

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna look up and it's gonna go directly into

0:27:21.920 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 1>my eyeball. I'm gonna get it busy, I'm gonna get

0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:25.600
<v Speaker 1>walking around New York.

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm scared that like an ac is gonna trip into

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 2>my eyeball and I'm gonna go blind.

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Also, on the flight back home, I used the bathroom

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 2>and I felt like my pants had dragged on the

0:27:35.600 --> 0:27:37.679
<v Speaker 2>floor in the bathroom, and then I touched my pants

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 2>at one point, and I was convinced my hands were

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:42.360
<v Speaker 2>covered in germs and that I was gonna get pink

0:27:42.400 --> 0:27:44.159
<v Speaker 2>iy if I touched my face. But I couldn't go

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:46.240
<v Speaker 2>back to the bathroom because I was like I had

0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:48.320
<v Speaker 2>to scooch past people to go to the bathroom, so

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 2>instead I just sat there panicking for like an hour

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:52.680
<v Speaker 2>that I was gonna get pink eye and my eyes

0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:54.880
<v Speaker 2>were itching so bad. So I started using my sleeves

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 2>and then I scratched my cornea with my sleeve and

0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 2>then I knocked out for two hours.

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:05.440
<v Speaker 2>So that's where my mental state is, uh right.

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:09.199
<v Speaker 1>Uh So the Hawktua girl, do you actually not know her?

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it. I said so much that, but

0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I just thought it was like, oh.

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's busted. But basically this is my take on it.

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 1>So the Hawk Tour Girl is the girl that like

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:23.000
<v Speaker 1>was being interviewed Da da da da da, and like

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>they asked her about giving head and she said, you

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:27.919
<v Speaker 1>got a hawk tool on that thing, like and she

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>said that, and then everybody like thought that was the

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 1>funniest thing in the world. So they like started like

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 1>trying to find her like incessantly, like invading her privacy.

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's like one of those drunk hawk.

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Dudes on that night, Yeah exactly, And so like they

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>couldn't find her. Well, eventually she showed up at the

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:50.320
<v Speaker 1>barstool offices and did like an interview, and when she

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 1>pulled up, she had like a team of like ten

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.880
<v Speaker 1>people around her, like a whole lass camera crew following her,

0:28:55.880 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 1>like big ass like red as dead cameras or whatever

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>the fuck they're called, like just following her around and shit,

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:06.560
<v Speaker 1>and like like everybody was like seeing that, and they

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 1>were like, bitch, like don't get comfortable, like you're not

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna be famous, Like we're not making you famous, Like

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna have a career. We're not letting you

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 1>have a career. And they were just like making fun

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>of her for like taking a shot at fame, like, bitch,

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I swear she was working a factory job. So anybody

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 1>in their right fucking mind who has to make their

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>job for their fifteen minutes of fame, even if it

0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:33.120
<v Speaker 1>meant like being made fun of, Like but at least

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>they're not working a factory job. So that's my take

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>on it. Granted, she is like a little like she's funny,

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>she's really silly, but yeah, I uh don't think the

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>hatred towards her is deserving. I mean, even though it's ridiculous.

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:52.760
<v Speaker 2>That's like classic internet shit. It's like when they made

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 2>what's his nuts the yodeling kid in fucking Walmart famous,

0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 2>and then for some reason it became so popular of

0:29:58.080 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 2>a thing to like bully the fuck out of him

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 2>even though he was a gitchig. And now he went

0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:02.959
<v Speaker 2>on stage with Lana Delray.

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 1>So Alana has her pulse, she has her fucking pulse,

0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 1>her finger on the pulse. Yeah, she has her finger,

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 1>she has her fucking pulse. Yeah. No, she has her

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 1>finger on the pulse, and she knows exactly what y'all

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 1>don't want to see, and she'll do it anyways because

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 1>no one can control my queen. And that's the real

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>tea shout out, Lana del Rey, I love you. You

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 1>saved my life.

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Woman crushed Wednesday.

0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh, Glana is so beautiful.

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, I had a thought that was like very immature,

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:37.560
<v Speaker 2>but the other day I got seriously sad, like actually

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:41.720
<v Speaker 2>upset at the fact that I won't be a young

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 2>turned crazy girl in the year twenty sixty nine. By

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 2>twenty sixty nine, I will be seventy fucking years old,

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 2>leather skinned, and that makes me so sad, Like that

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 2>makes me really sad for some reason, And I'm so

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 2>jealous because there's gonna be some like twenty three year

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>olds who are posting from from their brain like neural

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:05.600
<v Speaker 2>link on ig making jokes about the year twenty sixty nine,

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 2>and then there's gonna be kids who get to get

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:09.640
<v Speaker 2>highest fuck on four to twenty sixty nine.

0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>But it's gonna be space Ganja. But like the craziest,

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>the craziest fucking thing is by then, like we'll be

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 1>able to reverse age. If they truly want, if they

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 1>want to maximize profits, they would learn how to reverse

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 1>age so we can work longer. And I have a

0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:27.520
<v Speaker 1>feeling in the next twenty five thirty years we'll be

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 1>able to freeze our age and we'll be.

0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't know, because isn't there that one guy

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 2>who he sold was it the guy who sold Venmo

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 2>or something?

0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>It's not Vemo, but I know you're talking about that, Yeah.

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Who's like spending all his time and money to look

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>younger and he still looks forty something.

0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Wait, well it might have been Venmo. Two million dollars

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>a year is what he spends on reversing his age.

0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 2>It is fucking sad, bitch. What you need to do

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 2>is get a fucking therapist. Because you were lost.

0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:53.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like you never that deep. It's never ever that deep.

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>But I think for him it's not even about like

0:31:55.200 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 1>it's I mean, obviously it's a little bit of vanity purposes,

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 1>but like truly it's just like seeing how far he

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:03.960
<v Speaker 1>can push like the human body. But science, yeah, I

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 1>mean it's working. Like there's like these ways to tell

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 1>how much you've aged, and like for every year that

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>we age, he only ages like six or seven months.

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't even want to live that long, Like what

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:16.760
<v Speaker 2>is the point?

0:32:17.040 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 1>No, for real, But by then, like we'll have like

0:32:20.840 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 1>a pop star from Mount Olympus on Mars that like

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 1>has bioluminescent skin that's like performing and outperforming all of

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:29.440
<v Speaker 1>our pop girls currently.

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 2>I just don't know, Like I think I have like

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 2>the way people don't believe the Earth is round is

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 2>the way I have a lack of belief in technological

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 2>and scientific advances, where I'm just like, we we are

0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 2>not moving as fast as we thought, like and I

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 2>don't think we can. But also I think I just

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 2>like don't see the point, like.

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Like I think the first flight, but from the very

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 1>first time we flew to like landing on the moon

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 1>was only like thirty years or something like that.

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 2>Like it was like, I don't, well, I don't believe

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>in the moon landing.

0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you don't. You don't believe in the moon landing.

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't. That shit's fake as fuck. We could do

0:33:07.280 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 2>the moon landing. We should just do the moon landing

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 2>on an episode. We literally could just fake the moon landing.

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Next episode, we're faking the moon landing. Like that's a

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 1>good fucking idea, Like for a show is to like, uh,

0:33:19.560 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 1>fake all that whatever. You know what I'm saying, that's

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 1>a good idea. Bro.

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>We can't even visit the Titanic shipwreck, like you think

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:27.520
<v Speaker 2>we can.

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Do all that they have though, That's the thing they

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:31.720
<v Speaker 1>did it before a bunch of times.

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:33.959
<v Speaker 2>Was that the first time it was a commercial experience.

0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:35.680
<v Speaker 1>No, they've gone on commercial.

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Damn. That would be my luck. That would be my luck.

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like fuck it, like I'm riches.

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 1>All I know is that my veins and my body

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 1>and in my legs are collapsing like that fucking uh

0:33:47.520 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>submarine collapse under the ocean from hanging. Yeah that's what

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>you get. But you're so jealous of me.

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 2>You kind of deserve it.

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>You're so jealous of me. Okay, Wingstop counter fucking days.

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, like, I have beef with all these

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:03.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking restaurants. Wingstop. You're canceled. Wingstop is for real canceled.

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding. We're canceling Wingstop right now until Okay,

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 1>it actually gets me so heated. Basically, it was day

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>three and a row of me ordering Wingstop. I was

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 1>on good fucking yeah, I was on such a good vibe.

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I love Wingstop, y'all. It's like literally the best food

0:34:19.640 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 1>on this planet.

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:23.239
<v Speaker 2>I think tonight wait, actually yeah, I think I might

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 2>have it with rain vibe.

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Best food on this planet earth. I ordered it for

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:34.759
<v Speaker 1>me and Josiah. It was sixty fucking dollars for two

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 1>people to eat redonculous, and I ordered it through the

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Wingstop app because I was like, you know what, like

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll give money to the Wingstop app instead of like

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 1>the fucking post meatsapp or whatever. I don't know that.

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't know my thinking. I always think that there's

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:50.880
<v Speaker 1>like a reward system or something like, because like if

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>there is a reward for ordering too much Wingstop, I'm

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna fucking get it. I literally order it like four

0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:57.239
<v Speaker 1>or five times a week. It's like actual and the

0:34:57.360 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 1>actual problem. I actually can't afford it, but I ordered

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 1>it for it.

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 2>It is incredibly expensive.

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 1>I ordered it at ten fifty one for me and Josiah,

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:12.959
<v Speaker 1>and it said it was going to deliver by eleven fifteen. Well,

0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I got text saying that my driver had picked up

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>my order and they're delivering it through door dash. This

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:23.040
<v Speaker 1>is important. They said, my driver picked up my food

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>and was dropping it off at my house soon. And

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get a single fucking notification that he was

0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 1>trying to call me or nothing like, nothing like that.

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:33.760
<v Speaker 1>And then he just dropped the food off, took a picture,

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 1>sent it to me, and dipped. I couldn't get a

0:35:36.480 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>hold of him after this point because he like finished

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:41.680
<v Speaker 1>the order. He dropped it off at the wrong fucking house.

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:44.439
<v Speaker 1>Sixty dollars of wingstop at the wrong fucking house.

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:47.280
<v Speaker 2>So much somebody literally wont to lime.

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Up for real, because it was a good ass order.

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 1>It was my order. It was three tenders of lemon pepper,

0:35:52.719 --> 0:35:57.440
<v Speaker 1>two mild a cheese sauce, a ranch, a coke big size,

0:35:57.560 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>and limon pepper fries. With extra seasoning and well done cooked.

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Bro they came up for real.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:05.359
<v Speaker 2>He didn't go find it.

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>No, we scoured the neighborhood. I literally went up to

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:11.359
<v Speaker 1>every single I was. I was writhing in anger because

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I was at this point I was, I was so pissed.

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like literally withdrawing from Wingstop. But Wingstop is

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 1>canceled you, I'm never ordering it again. Fucked that place.

0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 1>But I went to every single door in the neighborhood

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 1>looking for it. We looked like robbers and thieves. I

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 1>even went to the house like up the street that

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 1>like shares similar numbers to us. Wasn't there. We like

0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 1>were on Google Maps, like looking seeing like at like

0:36:33.160 --> 0:36:34.879
<v Speaker 1>to see the front door of houses, because he sent

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 1>me a fucking picture of where it was. He was

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 1>like teasing us, and so I called him. He didn't answer.

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I called him again. He didn't fucking answer, and so

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 1>then I called door Dash and they like put me

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:46.719
<v Speaker 1>on hold for like twenty five minutes and then got

0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 1>back to me and they were like, well, you ordered

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 1>it through the Wingstop app, so you have to call

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:53.800
<v Speaker 1>wing Stop. So I called Wingstop, but they don't have

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:56.319
<v Speaker 1>a fucking help number. So I just called the Wingstop

0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:58.399
<v Speaker 1>that I ordered from, and they were like, oh, yeah,

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 1>we can figure that out for you easily. And then

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:02.960
<v Speaker 1>they were like, what's your name? Gave them my name.

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Then they put me on hold with like the most

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:07.920
<v Speaker 1>bunk fucking weight music ever, and then they asked me

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:08.479
<v Speaker 1>my name again.

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:11.280
<v Speaker 2>We need to update weight hold music because it's the worst.

0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 1>It's so be like, this is the saddest image I've

0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 1>ever seen in my life.

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 2>That's also one of those like apartment complexes that dropped

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 2>from the sky.

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, like that are made out of cardboard and plastic.

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Saddest moment in my life when I saw that photo

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:30.319
<v Speaker 1>they called it. They took me off hold again, asked

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:31.959
<v Speaker 1>me my name again, and then when I was giving

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:33.399
<v Speaker 1>them my name, I was like, I can also give

0:37:33.440 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 1>you the order number because like I feel like it

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:36.959
<v Speaker 1>would be easier to look up by the order number.

0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Because they were saying because I had already put a

0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:41.120
<v Speaker 1>second order in to replace the wing Stop, so I

0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't want them to like cancel. Yeah.

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 2>No, I was like down, Like you wouldn't just take

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:46.839
<v Speaker 2>that as you're signed to, like I don't know order from?

0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Like no, I was I was in a I was

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:51.800
<v Speaker 1>in a mood, but I needed that wing.

0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Stop to So at this point, it's like midnight, Yeah.

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:56.240
<v Speaker 1>It's midnight, one hundred dollars one hundred and twenty dollars

0:37:56.239 --> 0:38:01.440
<v Speaker 1>in on Wingstop. Well, he finally comes back to me

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:03.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'm laying in bed at this point, like waiting

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:07.799
<v Speaker 1>on the food, and he's like, hello, Drew, and I'm like, yeah,

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:09.799
<v Speaker 1>what's up. He fucking hangs up on me after being

0:38:09.880 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 1>on hold for thirty minutes. Wings Stop, You're fucking over.

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:17.839
<v Speaker 1>Because they also don't have like like a way for

0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 1>me to get refunds back online. So I had the email,

0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:23.200
<v Speaker 1>this fucking email, and I blew that shit up by

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 1>I sent them like literally forty five emails like being

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:29.120
<v Speaker 1>like they fucking hung up on me, like they delivered

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 1>my food to the wrong place, Like I want my

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:33.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking money back. Like I was like writhing in anger

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 1>and they still had email me back. What Wingstop?

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:42.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Spirits you got it again.

0:38:42.719 --> 0:38:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I got it the same night, and then I got

0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:46.759
<v Speaker 1>it the next day. I'm not kidding y'all. Like it's

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>it's the only thing that's keeping me alive, and if anything,

0:38:50.680 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 1>the only thing.

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you need to get rid of that.

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:59.800
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no one needs none. My organs are hellas strong,

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 1>like they're actually really good.

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Did imagine like being on your deathbed because your liver

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:08.279
<v Speaker 2>is failing and they bring in Drew Philip, my covered line,

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:09.879
<v Speaker 2>your fucking cooked.

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 1>My talkie's and Wingstop ranch inflated livery coke. Yeah, no,

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:18.200
<v Speaker 1>it's fucking cooked bro for them. But the only way

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Wingstop can make this right, and I'm being genuine here,

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:24.279
<v Speaker 1>is if they give me the Wingstop Black card so

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I can have ringed for the rest of my life.

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 2>For you. Literally, no one listening.

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Just wait, just wait, when we all lock arms and

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 1>we take a stand, all how many of our listeners?

0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 1>We have three hundred thousand and a half a million of.

0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Us that are this video gets like two hundred.

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait, Wingstop will have to be forced to give me

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:47.279
<v Speaker 1>your black card.

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.520
<v Speaker 2>It's their hands. Yeah, so you think the way to

0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:52.280
<v Speaker 2>make this company like you is to shame them into.

0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Likes exactly exactly because they obviously did not give a

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 1>fuck about me when they didn't give me my money back.

0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Because sixty dollars that's life changing money to a lot

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 1>of people, especially me, because I would use that to

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 1>buy two more orders of wing stuff. They're getting the

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.279
<v Speaker 1>money either way. Just give me my fucking money back, bro,

0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>like for real, like it's pizzing me off, Like give

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 1>me my fucking mon honestly.

0:40:11.280 --> 0:40:14.399
<v Speaker 2>Respect, respect, and I think you should stand for what

0:40:14.440 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 2>you believe in. And I'm glad that's where you put

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:20.719
<v Speaker 2>your foot down. It's for your wingstop. Well, I have

0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 2>exciting news. I'm waiting on this video to be sent

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 2>to me. But when I was in New York, I

0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:28.120
<v Speaker 2>was at a restaurant and we were eating on the sidewalk.

0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:30.560
<v Speaker 1>No you weren't, No, we were.

0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 2>We couldn't find a table and we were just we

0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:35.279
<v Speaker 2>put our food on the sidewalk like it was fucking up.

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:36.920
<v Speaker 2>And it was after it rained.

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:41.080
<v Speaker 1>So all the all the oil and the human feet use.

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 2>If you wear sandals in New York, you were going

0:40:43.600 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 2>to jail.

0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:46.520
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, your toes are literally going to fall off

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:49.880
<v Speaker 1>from like fucking you have put on this. Yeah, they're

0:40:49.920 --> 0:40:51.800
<v Speaker 1>the ones spreading the fucking ringworm around.

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:54.280
<v Speaker 2>And the scabies. They're coming here and giving us scabies.

0:40:56.600 --> 0:40:59.799
<v Speaker 2>But we had the option to sit indoors. BA. I

0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 2>was like, you know what, I never sit outside at

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:03.920
<v Speaker 2>restaurants in New York. I'm gonna have that vibe. So

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:06.800
<v Speaker 2>we're sitting on the sidewalk and like eating our dinner,

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:08.800
<v Speaker 2>like me and a few friends, and this guy comes

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:10.480
<v Speaker 2>by and he's like, oh, I love the podcast. I

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:12.280
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, thank you so much, and he dips.

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I go to the bathroom. When I come back, the

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:17.240
<v Speaker 2>same guy comes back to me and he's like, hey,

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:21.680
<v Speaker 2>by the way, you prank called me with your friends once.

0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 2>It's somebody who works at like the so Prada and me, me,

0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:29.440
<v Speaker 2>you and all those big brands. When you call them,

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:32.360
<v Speaker 2>you were not calling the store. They direct you to

0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 2>a call center. And a guy who answered the phone

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 2>to Josie asking the fucking.

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Shit in a video we have all on my phone.

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he saw me in public and was like, yeah,

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:47.440
<v Speaker 2>so basically they are not allowed to hang up on you.

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:49.839
<v Speaker 2>That's why they stay on the phone with you so long.

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:51.799
<v Speaker 2>It's because a lot of those call centers are not

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:53.839
<v Speaker 2>allowed to hang up on you. And he was telling

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:56.440
<v Speaker 2>me that it was like it was right like he

0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:58.920
<v Speaker 2>had just started working there too, so it was.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Just asking him to eat and like, oh, oh my god, he's.

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:04.799
<v Speaker 2>The one who was like you want to consume them?

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Like he was the one who said that, and like,

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I wish my friend my friend recorded I think it

0:42:10.560 --> 0:42:13.239
<v Speaker 2>might have been Prada. My friend recorded it, so I'm

0:42:13.239 --> 0:42:16.440
<v Speaker 2>waiting on him to send me the video. But he

0:42:16.600 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, that was me. And I like they

0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:21.840
<v Speaker 2>log all those calls, by the way, which is crazy

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:24.520
<v Speaker 2>because in my head I immediately was like, broh, do

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:24.719
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Their policy on eating the shoes?

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Do you mean consuming the speakers?

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we'll find it. Yeah, we'll find it because we

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.759
<v Speaker 2>have way too many videos. But he was like I

0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:49.920
<v Speaker 2>felt so embarrassed, like I you're shame, and I was

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 2>like I am so sorry, and then he was like no, no, no.

0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:56.040
<v Speaker 2>It was like really funny because they log all those

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:57.960
<v Speaker 2>calls and you have to kind of report them back

0:42:58.000 --> 0:42:59.440
<v Speaker 2>and be like hey, like just so you know if

0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 2>you're looking to the calls. I got this call and

0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 2>they aren't allowed to hang up on you and they

0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 2>have to just stay on the phone until you hang up.

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 2>And it was one of the calls that he said

0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 2>like Josie or one of us started laughing, so we

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 2>hung up, so it wasn't like a long call, but

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 2>he could we like start laughing after him, He was like,

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 2>you want me to consume? You want to consume the shoes?

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Did him know it was us or did he find

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 1>out after the podcast?

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.120
<v Speaker 2>He I don't think he knew it was us when

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:26.399
<v Speaker 2>we called, but I think he saw the episode where

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:28.799
<v Speaker 2>we were talking about it and he was like, no,

0:43:28.880 --> 0:43:30.680
<v Speaker 2>it was really funny. And I got so embarrassed. I

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, I am literally so sorry. Like we talk

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 2>about the Mora dilemma of like prank calling all the time,

0:43:35.480 --> 0:43:38.160
<v Speaker 2>like I always feel bad like whatever, like to like

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 2>back up and be like I'm so sorry. But he

0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 2>thought it was funny, and I was like, I'm so

0:43:42.000 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 2>glad he thought it was funny. He was like, yeah, no,

0:43:43.440 --> 0:43:45.840
<v Speaker 2>it's really funny because we usually just get mundane, like

0:43:46.280 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 2>regular calls because it's like.

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, stories kind of tea like it like takes them

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:53.880
<v Speaker 1>out of their workday a little bit and like makes them.

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 2>We're like, yeah, no, we're good. That is that video.

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, my friend reported the interaction and shout out

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.479
<v Speaker 2>to him. I don't I don't remember getting his name,

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 2>but shout out to you. You're fucking awesome, You're champ.

0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:10.160
<v Speaker 2>But it was cracking me up because I was like, Okay,

0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:13.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe I need to chill because those are literally brands

0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 2>I love and like to work with, and me just be.

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:19.319
<v Speaker 1>Like, okay, we eat the shoes, like, but bankfully you're

0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:20.200
<v Speaker 1>clean of that that.

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:22.719
<v Speaker 2>I've never called me me you if you're listening, I

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:25.320
<v Speaker 2>have never called to eat your shoes. I have your shoes.

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Would No, I'm saying, like I purchased the shoes, and

0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:31.680
<v Speaker 2>when you guys give me the shoes, I'm so thankful

0:44:31.680 --> 0:44:32.359
<v Speaker 2>that I eat them.

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they taste like hell, like if any brand

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 1>has good tasting shoes. Shoes are so young Memu shoes go,

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 1>especially with the little Wingstop ranch. Thank you a little

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Wingstop Ranch, Like I'm telling you.

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Right now, Like, but yeah, that was my awesome.

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:51.799
<v Speaker 1>That is like one of the greatest things I've ever

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:53.719
<v Speaker 1>fucking heard. I never thought that.

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Would never get back to us.

0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:55.799
<v Speaker 3>I was.

0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:58.759
<v Speaker 2>I was so shocked, especially because it was the same

0:44:58.800 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 2>guy who came back early, and I was like in

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 2>my head when he first passed, I did obviously think

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 2>anything of it, and then when he came back, I

0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:06.719
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I wonder if like he wants a

0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:09.080
<v Speaker 2>picture or something. Because he was with a girl, and

0:45:09.120 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I wonder if they want a

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:11.759
<v Speaker 2>picture or something. But then he was like, I just

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:13.680
<v Speaker 2>thought I needed to tell you, and I was gonna

0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 2>tell you earlier, but I was like, too embarrassed to

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 2>tell you. But yeah, you guys called me and you asked,

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:23.759
<v Speaker 2>So thank you for letting us know. We won't be

0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 2>calling luxury department stores anymore because I feel bad that

0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 2>they can't hang up. And then it had me thinking.

0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:31.319
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I wonder if the car salesman can

0:45:31.360 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 2>hang up. But I still stand by car salesman being

0:45:33.719 --> 0:45:37.280
<v Speaker 2>very predatory, and that's because I also grew up watching Matilda.

0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 2>So car salesman have a bad.

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:43.440
<v Speaker 1>It's honey, Like I want miss Honey.

0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 2>I want Missy, I want fuck what's her name from Alien?

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Like the movie Alien? Yeah, what is her name? Bruh?

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I was just saying her name the other day, says

0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:57.319
<v Speaker 2>watching it whatever.

0:45:58.120 --> 0:46:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Ripley, Oh my god, she's so mother. But well, bouncing

0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:06.400
<v Speaker 1>off of.

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:10.200
<v Speaker 2>That, oh wait, but I do have to clarify not

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:12.759
<v Speaker 2>in a lesbian yeah, yeah, not in a gay way.

0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 2>I've come to tell mine is.

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:16.600
<v Speaker 1>In a very straight way because I'm a straight man.

0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mine is in like a girl crush, like ERG

0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 2>want to be you. You're so kind because I've taken

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 2>some time to myself and I've decided that being bisexual

0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 2>isn't real and I'm straight.

0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Period, So I mean we've we've been known that, like

0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I would not let a person like that in my life.

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:40.000
<v Speaker 1>But bouncing off of eating shoes mew meal call person.

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:43.399
<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you this because I did not want

0:46:43.440 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 1>you to be jealous at all. And I didn't even

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>end up going because like it was just like it was.

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I had other like obligations, but bruh, I like was

0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be at the White Party. I was supposed

0:46:58.040 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>to be there. I got invited.

0:46:59.360 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not jealous.

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like the Illuminati invited me, and I was supposed

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 1>to be there like hanging out with like Drew Ski

0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 1>and Drake and shit. But like I decided ultimately like

0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:12.840
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't my vibe. I was like, yeah, I was

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:16.879
<v Speaker 1>like more on like a like like a chill vibe,

0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 1>like go ride the water slide vibe.

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:21.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean you were back in La though, so

0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand how you would have made it.

0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 1>They were gonna call me a helicopter across America was

0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna I was gonna chopper across How long would that take?

0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Like literally eighty years? Like literally I'd be four hundred

0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 1>and eight years old by the end of that if

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:38.680
<v Speaker 1>it didn't fucking crash brun. Yeah, I was gonna go.

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:41.719
<v Speaker 1>But it's not my vibe. It really isn't my vibe. Like,

0:47:41.719 --> 0:47:42.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't fuck with that shit for real?

0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Did you see that? Kendrick dropped his Not Like Us

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.000
<v Speaker 2>video during it and was wearing all white in the video.

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>So crazy, so good. He's like he's got the mind

0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:52.399
<v Speaker 1>of a mastermind for real.

0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:56.200
<v Speaker 2>That is like, if there's anything to be learned, it's

0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:56.680
<v Speaker 2>just like.

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Balls in your mouth, challengeinge, like butt sex and stuff.

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Like My take on my whole situation is from the

0:48:04.280 --> 0:48:08.600
<v Speaker 2>very beginning. If you have a dish track that's made

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:12.879
<v Speaker 2>about you and it's playing at fucking parties, you go home,

0:48:13.120 --> 0:48:17.920
<v Speaker 2>don't go out, you you just stay stay Why especially

0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:19.920
<v Speaker 2>when you already know you're gonna lose, especially when you're

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 2>a billionaire like bab I know you had no reason

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:23.239
<v Speaker 2>to do all that.

0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Just chill like you can in twenty years when this

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:27.359
<v Speaker 1>blows over, like.

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 2>You can you can show your face again.

0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like just chill out. You're good, You're good.

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I can't believe Kendrick didn't like hit me

0:48:37.280 --> 0:48:39.400
<v Speaker 1>up or hit me up to like give him some

0:48:39.480 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 1>insight about like our situation with like Kanye and Drake backstage,

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:44.359
<v Speaker 1>like them doing s with me or whatever.

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:45.359
<v Speaker 2>It's because that's a lie.

0:48:45.520 --> 0:48:46.680
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I know it's not.

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 2>It's it's a very real I mean you were quick

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:49.560
<v Speaker 2>to say, yeah victim.

0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Blaming, Okay, cool, Right, I want to eat a fucking minion,

0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 1>so goddamn bad, I swear to God like I want

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 1>to eat them.

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:59.720
<v Speaker 2>I just like I think. I I wish I enjoyed

0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:03.319
<v Speaker 2>the Speakable Me franchise the way other people do, but

0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I truely stop. Also, I need to stop watching Inside

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Out too. I've realized it's like my Coco melon version

0:49:17.680 --> 0:49:19.640
<v Speaker 2>of therapy right now, and I need to stop watching it.

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I watched it basically three times, and I would watch

0:49:22.200 --> 0:49:23.320
<v Speaker 2>it again because if you want to go see it

0:49:23.360 --> 0:49:24.200
<v Speaker 2>in the theaters.

0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:25.759
<v Speaker 1>I would watch. I need to see it because we

0:49:25.800 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 1>started watching it with Alex and we watched the first

0:49:28.160 --> 0:49:31.120
<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes. I've watched the first fifteen minutes a few

0:49:31.160 --> 0:49:36.799
<v Speaker 1>times now because the sexy dad, uh like hello, picks

0:49:36.840 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 1>up another dad at the hockey game and you just

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.680
<v Speaker 1>have to watch that a few times, like just like

0:49:41.760 --> 0:49:43.040
<v Speaker 1>see what it's like to be a man, you know,

0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>like a real man. Oh yeah yeah, camaraderie, Yeah exactly,

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 1>really man tapping each other on the butts like when

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you're walking by, like congratulating them. I looked up. No,

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:53.839
<v Speaker 1>I looked that up. I was like, where the fuck

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 1>did that come from? Because that is so homo erotic

0:49:56.080 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 1>and weird. Because I watched Lebron James walk past Cooper

0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Flag and like him on his butt, which is also

0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:04.920
<v Speaker 1>suspect because Cooper Flag is seventeen years old. Shout out

0:50:04.960 --> 0:50:07.959
<v Speaker 1>Cooper Flag, though, like you're doing big things, like for real,

0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.000
<v Speaker 1>like I've been seeing you on the USA Select team

0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>like I've been bullish. Okay, this is my claim to fame.

0:50:13.040 --> 0:50:15.479
<v Speaker 1>I've been bullish on Cooper Flag since twenty twenty two.

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even fucking playing like like bullish, like a

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:20.920
<v Speaker 1>bull market, like going up like I've been. I've been

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:25.640
<v Speaker 1>calling his rise not demiseed since twenty twenty two. I

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 1>fucked probably earlier than that, because that's like the earliest

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.399
<v Speaker 1>I texted about him. But he is the truth, I'm

0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:34.400
<v Speaker 1>telling y'all, like he really is the truth. He's the goat,

0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:37.080
<v Speaker 1>like he's gonna like he's gonna do big things in

0:50:37.080 --> 0:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>the league. I think he's not gonna have like the

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:42.600
<v Speaker 1>most amazing, like mind blowing season at Duke this year,

0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.000
<v Speaker 1>but I will be tuning into every fucking Duke game

0:50:45.000 --> 0:50:46.799
<v Speaker 1>I did last year because of Jared McCain. That is

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:48.800
<v Speaker 1>my man, Like I don't give a fuck what anybody says,

0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:50.879
<v Speaker 1>Like I will ride and die for Jarre McCain. He's

0:50:50.880 --> 0:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>the dude that paints his nails because he's like truly

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 1>authentically himself and not enough people are themselves in the league.

0:50:57.800 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 1>And that's the tea. And he had his firs Summer

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:01.759
<v Speaker 1>League game a couple day yars Ago watched that he

0:51:01.840 --> 0:51:04.040
<v Speaker 1>tore he ate down. He's mother goose.

0:51:04.120 --> 0:51:06.839
<v Speaker 2>But I didn't reply to my therapist.

0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:09.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, she's gonna got you, bro, No, she loves me.

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:12.680
<v Speaker 1>What were we talking about Minonzo? Oh inside out? I

0:51:12.680 --> 0:51:14.960
<v Speaker 1>would love to go see it. And when Enya was

0:51:15.000 --> 0:51:17.640
<v Speaker 1>saying all that shit about it being like like one

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:19.919
<v Speaker 1>of the best movies ever made. I was like, yeah, right.

0:51:20.440 --> 0:51:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I watched the first like thirty minutes of like a

0:51:23.239 --> 0:51:26.720
<v Speaker 1>recording of the screen on an iPhone with really shitty audio,

0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:30.480
<v Speaker 1>and I was like like gooped and gagged, Like I

0:51:30.520 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this is like this is a good movie.

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Like this is I genuinely.

0:51:34.480 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Believe it's made for adults. I do not think it's

0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:38.919
<v Speaker 2>made for kids. I don't think any funky ass kid

0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:41.279
<v Speaker 2>is going into the movie theaters and understanding by any

0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:44.440
<v Speaker 2>means what the fuck is happening. But it's so good. Also,

0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 2>they casted Aya and Uma so perfectly like for the

0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:52.440
<v Speaker 2>like the characters they voice acted, like the whole thing

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:53.120
<v Speaker 2>is just so good.

0:51:53.280 --> 0:51:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like you weren't joking. So we had to turn

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:57.040
<v Speaker 1>it off because I was like, I want to see

0:51:57.040 --> 0:51:59.160
<v Speaker 1>this in theater for real, for real, because it's like

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:01.919
<v Speaker 1>it's just a good movie, Like it really is such

0:52:01.920 --> 0:52:03.840
<v Speaker 1>a feel good movie. Also, I found out that it

0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:08.160
<v Speaker 1>already made a billion dollars, which is fucking crazy.

0:52:08.160 --> 0:52:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Like I haven't seen a percentage of that.

0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Why would you ever deserve a percentage of incause it's

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:16.360
<v Speaker 1>based on me? Yeah, because you're fucking crazy.

0:52:16.719 --> 0:52:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm so fucking crazy.

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm so fucking crazy. Everything I do with so fucking crazy.

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 2>The other day that like our thing used to be

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:26.000
<v Speaker 2>like your mama, your mama, and now our thing is

0:52:26.040 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm so crazy. I'm so fucking crazy.

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I forgot. I totally forgot about this. On the way

0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:37.960
<v Speaker 1>home from Rain's house morning after fourth of July, I

0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:41.560
<v Speaker 1>got into an uber ride home. I was her first

0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:45.240
<v Speaker 1>ride ever, and she almost fucking killed me. I'm not kidding.

0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:47.480
<v Speaker 1>She almost killed me, and I have a video of it,

0:52:47.560 --> 0:52:50.640
<v Speaker 1>like three cars almost just she stopped in the like

0:52:50.680 --> 0:52:52.640
<v Speaker 1>you know when you like turn off and or you

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:55.279
<v Speaker 1>can go straight and there's that little triangle there like

0:52:55.600 --> 0:52:59.239
<v Speaker 1>on the freeway. She stopped there because she didn't know

0:52:59.280 --> 0:53:01.480
<v Speaker 1>which way to go, like her GPS like she couldn't

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:03.160
<v Speaker 1>read it. And I was like, no, you go straight.

0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:04.719
<v Speaker 1>I've been on this road a million times. Go straight.

0:53:04.719 --> 0:53:06.200
<v Speaker 1>And she was like turn off and I was like, no,

0:53:06.360 --> 0:53:08.440
<v Speaker 1>go straight. She's like okay, I'll turn off like LA

0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:09.719
<v Speaker 1>is that way and I was like no, I'm not

0:53:09.840 --> 0:53:12.480
<v Speaker 1>going to downtown LA. I'm going straight, Like please go straight,

0:53:12.560 --> 0:53:14.800
<v Speaker 1>And then she freaked out and just stood like still

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:18.600
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the road. Granted, I was telling

0:53:18.600 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 1>her the way that the GPS was telling her to go.

0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why she wanted to go to La downtown.

0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 1>La is so bad, But do you want to take

0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:30.040
<v Speaker 1>you to Santia li In No, for real, bruh, let

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:32.200
<v Speaker 1>me find this freaking.

0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:33.920
<v Speaker 2>We need to go to Santia Ali. We haven't been

0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:36.239
<v Speaker 2>in a minute.

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:47.160
<v Speaker 1>So we're stopped. She starts pulling out like literally about

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:50.439
<v Speaker 1>the fucking tie. Bruh. We were literally about to die,

0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and like she like it was, yeah, it was fucking scary,

0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:58.600
<v Speaker 1>but I was literally and I asked her. I was like, oh,

0:53:58.680 --> 0:54:00.239
<v Speaker 1>is this like one of your first rides? Because the

0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:02.160
<v Speaker 1>app told me it was her first ride. And I

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:03.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, you're doing a good job. Like I was

0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:05.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna tell her she was doing a good job, and

0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:08.439
<v Speaker 1>she was like, no, this is not I've been doing

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:10.600
<v Speaker 1>this for years. And I was like, it really doesn't

0:54:10.600 --> 0:54:12.560
<v Speaker 1>seem like it. Because she was also asking me how

0:54:12.560 --> 0:54:14.560
<v Speaker 1>to drive, Like she was like, do I turn my

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:17.040
<v Speaker 1>bline girl now? And I was like yes, Like you're

0:54:17.120 --> 0:54:19.319
<v Speaker 1>turning a blinker on now, bro, Like what are we doing?

0:54:19.480 --> 0:54:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Like dude, she was probably sixteen.

0:54:21.840 --> 0:54:25.759
<v Speaker 1>She was like forty in her late fifties, like she

0:54:25.920 --> 0:54:27.840
<v Speaker 1>was old as fuck, but she was such a sweetheart.

0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Shout out her, like saved my life but also put

0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:32.640
<v Speaker 1>my life into my arm.

0:54:32.719 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Hurts. I need to go to the hospital, I think.

0:54:36.960 --> 0:54:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Charlie's sending us a cease and desist, bro. Bro.

0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Charlie's like she hates us, Bro. She like really doesn't

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:49.440
<v Speaker 1>fuck with us, Like Andya tipped her tiara a little bit,

0:54:49.560 --> 0:54:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and like.

0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:51.839
<v Speaker 2>Don't say all that. I don't believe that.

0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:54.279
<v Speaker 1>Enya's was telling me. She was telling me all about it.

0:54:54.320 --> 0:54:56.279
<v Speaker 1>She was like, yeah, the Charlie version just isn't as

0:54:56.320 --> 0:54:56.959
<v Speaker 1>good as mine.

0:54:57.160 --> 0:55:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Like, no, I don't understand why people like the version

0:55:01.400 --> 0:55:06.319
<v Speaker 2>I did so much, Like it's so stupid, and it

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:09.800
<v Speaker 2>like embarrasses me. It's embarrassing. Everything is everything?

0:55:09.880 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Wait, everything literally is your mama, your mama, your mama,

0:55:14.200 --> 0:55:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Your mama is embarrassed.

0:55:15.200 --> 0:55:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm embarrassed.

0:55:16.239 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Your mama is embarrassed.

0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, Charlie, you hear this. I would love to get

0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:22.080
<v Speaker 2>on a remix. Please please, please please please. You don't

0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:22.520
<v Speaker 2>have to pay me.

0:55:22.560 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I just show me to me. Rachel.

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:28.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I'm gonna get into media before.

0:55:27.960 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 1>We do that? Can I do stand up? But I

0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:31.319
<v Speaker 1>have to get in the harness for you, don't. I

0:55:31.360 --> 0:55:35.720
<v Speaker 1>have to get in the fucking harness, bro please, fine,

0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:37.960
<v Speaker 1>we paid for it, might as well thank you.

0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:41.280
<v Speaker 2>It's like not even ready, there's no cue.

0:55:41.400 --> 0:55:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Like okay, we've all seen the Hawk tour girl, right,

0:55:52.000 --> 0:55:55.520
<v Speaker 1>she's so crazy. Uh she needs to get like a

0:55:55.560 --> 0:56:01.000
<v Speaker 1>bird in hawk and fly to uh to uh la

0:56:01.040 --> 0:56:03.720
<v Speaker 1>and pursue a social media career like bad baby.

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:08.480
<v Speaker 2>That was like the most mouthful of like nonsense jargon

0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:09.320
<v Speaker 2>I've ever heard.

0:56:09.800 --> 0:56:12.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm tired of people asking me if I'm an introvert

0:56:12.360 --> 0:56:18.160
<v Speaker 1>or extrovert. Bitch, I'm a pervert. All I can think

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:21.640
<v Speaker 1>about is that poop river in pairs. Everybody's going upstream

0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:24.480
<v Speaker 1>to drop logs in the river. As the president swims across.

0:56:24.800 --> 0:56:26.759
<v Speaker 1>All I'm thinking is I want to swim in that

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:32.359
<v Speaker 1>river that day. NYC is so crazy. It's like a

0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:34.640
<v Speaker 1>concrete everywhere. Alicia Keys wasn't lying.

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:38.719
<v Speaker 2>It's like a concrete everywhere.

0:56:43.800 --> 0:56:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, let me why are people beating their meat?

0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:51.319
<v Speaker 1>You should be caressing it centrally instead of hitting it

0:56:56.120 --> 0:57:02.279
<v Speaker 1>the water dripping. Oh wait, this is a good one. Wait,

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:04.399
<v Speaker 1>I wrote this one without even thinking about that. People

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:07.680
<v Speaker 1>are always telling me to hang in there. Actually, this

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:08.560
<v Speaker 1>one's really dark.

0:57:09.920 --> 0:57:11.800
<v Speaker 2>What is it? I thought it was gonna be a

0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:13.440
<v Speaker 2>joke because you're like floating.

0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Why did people want to see me hanging myself? Oh yeah,

0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:25.920
<v Speaker 1>there'st traps more like dehydration free what you are not drinking?

0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Eating left water troplet.

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:35.640
<v Speaker 2>I've said this for like four years in a row now,

0:57:35.680 --> 0:57:37.720
<v Speaker 2>but sometimes when you talk you feel like an uncle

0:57:37.760 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 2>of mine. Who got him?

0:57:38.880 --> 0:57:42.800
<v Speaker 1>I know it's really early. Okay, this is the last one.

0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:45.120
<v Speaker 1>When I see someone having fun without me, I want

0:57:45.120 --> 0:57:45.640
<v Speaker 1>to kill them.

0:57:46.480 --> 0:57:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Wha is that?

0:57:50.440 --> 0:57:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:57:50.920 --> 0:57:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Is that a joke?

0:57:52.080 --> 0:57:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It's like stand up broll you know, it's it's

0:57:56.560 --> 0:58:02.600
<v Speaker 1>float in the air brou Are you all all right? No,

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:05.240
<v Speaker 1>you're all all left?

0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think that's take that fucking spot life off

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:08.760
<v Speaker 2>of it.

0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:09.440
<v Speaker 1>He's freeing.

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah nope, A right, Roy Roy Well, I was lit.

0:58:17.240 --> 0:58:18.280
<v Speaker 1>No, that was a good one.

0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:21.800
<v Speaker 2>No it wasn't. That was Your stand up is getting

0:58:21.800 --> 0:58:25.280
<v Speaker 2>progressively like scarier and scarier, and I feel like you're

0:58:25.280 --> 0:58:26.800
<v Speaker 2>doing this thing where you go to write down a

0:58:26.880 --> 0:58:28.640
<v Speaker 2>joke and you're trying to like hurry up and finish

0:58:28.680 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 2>typing it before you forget it, and you forget like

0:58:30.680 --> 0:58:32.760
<v Speaker 2>eighteen words in between each sentence on.

0:58:33.360 --> 0:58:35.920
<v Speaker 1>The couch last night, and yeah, I like it, really

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:38.360
<v Speaker 1>like it ruined my mood, like trying to write those

0:58:38.400 --> 0:58:41.120
<v Speaker 1>jokes because I was writing them like last night at

0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:43.320
<v Speaker 1>like midnight and we were trying to watch Love Island

0:58:43.360 --> 0:58:46.280
<v Speaker 1>or whatever that shows. Yeah, I couldn't get into it.

0:58:46.400 --> 0:58:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't get into it. I'm gonna try again tonight,

0:58:48.520 --> 0:58:50.320
<v Speaker 2>but I just couldn't get into it.

0:58:50.520 --> 0:58:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like we're thinking, like by episode three, like

0:58:53.880 --> 0:58:56.200
<v Speaker 1>the tea will be spilled, but we'll see.

0:58:56.920 --> 0:59:00.360
<v Speaker 2>I watched Inside Out Too again. I watch A Man

0:59:00.440 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 2>on the Moon, which was really good, and I watched

0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Love Lies Bleeding, which was really fucking good. I'm just

0:59:09.640 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 2>like confused.

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:21.360
<v Speaker 1>That's a oh uh girl, so confusing. Oh my god, confused.

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:22.160
<v Speaker 1>And then my.

0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Media for listening is Whisper by Martin rev Nice Mover

0:59:30.520 --> 0:59:36.240
<v Speaker 2>by Gina X, Performance This Eve of Parting by John Hartford.

0:59:37.160 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 2>And I did not know that Arctic Monkey's song I

0:59:41.680 --> 0:59:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Want to Be Yours is a cover it literally, or

0:59:46.440 --> 0:59:49.160
<v Speaker 2>at least I think it is, by John Cooper Clark.

0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:50.040
<v Speaker 2>I've been listening.

0:59:49.720 --> 1:00:03.800
<v Speaker 1>To my media is Advanced Falconry, Mutual Benefit. It's over

1:00:04.120 --> 1:00:09.560
<v Speaker 1>or orbitson in my room. The Langley School Music Project, y'all,

1:00:09.680 --> 1:00:14.480
<v Speaker 1>that's the fucking sauce Langley School Music Project, best children's

1:00:14.520 --> 1:00:18.800
<v Speaker 1>choir covers of all time, putting y'all on total darkness

1:00:18.960 --> 1:00:23.560
<v Speaker 1>RP boo and then wait to have a story these

1:00:23.600 --> 1:00:27.840
<v Speaker 1>words in Natasha Beddingfield. Did I tell you there was

1:00:27.880 --> 1:00:31.680
<v Speaker 1>a at that Mark show. There was this beautiful woman

1:00:32.800 --> 1:00:35.880
<v Speaker 1>just like kind of running around, like sitting down, and

1:00:36.000 --> 1:00:37.840
<v Speaker 1>she pulled me aside and she was like, hey, can

1:00:37.840 --> 1:00:39.919
<v Speaker 1>we get a picture together? Like our outfits really match

1:00:40.040 --> 1:00:41.280
<v Speaker 1>like well. And I was like, yeah, of course, Like

1:00:41.320 --> 1:00:43.160
<v Speaker 1>let's do it, but I have to do this interview first,

1:00:43.320 --> 1:00:45.120
<v Speaker 1>And then like we were walking over to the interview

1:00:45.160 --> 1:00:46.720
<v Speaker 1>and then she like grabbed me again and she was like,

1:00:46.800 --> 1:00:47.880
<v Speaker 1>let's do it, and I was like, yeah, we can

1:00:47.920 --> 1:00:49.440
<v Speaker 1>do it now, let's just do it now. So we

1:00:49.480 --> 1:00:53.000
<v Speaker 1>started taking pictures with her. I didn't know until after

1:00:53.440 --> 1:00:56.520
<v Speaker 1>that it was fucking Natasha betting Field. I got like

1:00:56.560 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 1>a bird and all that a way.

1:00:59.240 --> 1:01:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Girl, She like I wanted to take a picture with

1:01:01.080 --> 1:01:02.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, what's crazy is I used to call the

1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:03.760
<v Speaker 2>radio station.

1:01:03.600 --> 1:01:06.120
<v Speaker 1>To play that song, and like radio is dead too,

1:01:06.240 --> 1:01:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Like that's the real ty of it all.

1:01:07.800 --> 1:01:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Do people still call into radio stations to play songs

1:01:10.280 --> 1:01:11.520
<v Speaker 2>or do they just play TikTok?

1:01:11.920 --> 1:01:13.120
<v Speaker 1>They probably just played things.

1:01:13.200 --> 1:01:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I think they just played TikTok.

1:01:14.600 --> 1:01:17.160
<v Speaker 1>No, we got to get We should have a call

1:01:17.240 --> 1:01:19.800
<v Speaker 1>center where yeah we'll get that. Yeah, we need to

1:01:19.800 --> 1:01:22.080
<v Speaker 1>do that soon because I feel like maybe maybe not

1:01:22.200 --> 1:01:24.640
<v Speaker 1>like an advice call them, because advice from us like

1:01:24.720 --> 1:01:26.960
<v Speaker 1>would literally just be like cheat on your boyfriend.

1:01:27.120 --> 1:01:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Like I know at one of the did somebody asked

1:01:32.760 --> 1:01:34.880
<v Speaker 2>me advice and I gave the worst advice ever.

1:01:35.280 --> 1:01:37.960
<v Speaker 1>So but no, it's like to the youngins like they

1:01:37.960 --> 1:01:40.280
<v Speaker 1>need to hear shit like that. Yeah, like it's okay to.

1:01:40.280 --> 1:01:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Cheat, It's okay to be crazy and free.

1:01:42.400 --> 1:01:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Just kidding, just kidding, I'm just joking. I'm just joking

1:01:46.120 --> 1:01:50.320
<v Speaker 1>and joking man like bone no, no, no, we need

1:01:50.320 --> 1:01:51.560
<v Speaker 1>to talk about my boner real quick.

1:01:51.680 --> 1:01:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, And thank you guys so much for listening

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<v Speaker 2>for three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys for real.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of insane. Hopefully we make it to another year.

1:02:02.120 --> 1:02:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Who who freaking knows?

1:02:03.920 --> 1:02:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, my leg actually might fall.

1:02:05.440 --> 1:02:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Off, so I can only pray for so much.

1:02:07.880 --> 1:02:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow wait, actually, what if I do have a pulmonary

1:02:11.040 --> 1:02:13.760
<v Speaker 1>invalence on I have a blah.

1:03:01.080 --> 1:03:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god? Sure as I you.

1:03:13.360 --> 1:03:23.160
<v Speaker 4>Say, yeah, okay, true to what did You're okay, sop,

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<v Speaker 4>This isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, like, I just want to go to bed.

1:03:28.080 --> 1:03:32.880
<v Speaker 3>If it's in the former, don't turn around. Take this

1:03:33.040 --> 1:03:41.480
<v Speaker 3>the bum