Speaker 1: Who Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercompany. As
Speaker 1: you can see, we got a doozy today.
Speaker 2: It just like it looks stupid. You have to admit, like, look.
Speaker 1: At me, Look at me, bro, Can you be happy
Speaker 1: about anything?
Speaker 2: I know, I know you want to do something cool
Speaker 2: for like the anniversary, but I was thinking like fireworks
Speaker 2: or like confetti or maybe a cake, A good cake
Speaker 2: would have been fun.
Speaker 1: But you don't like any of my ideas for real, Like.
Speaker 2: I think it looks I for you.
Speaker 1: No, you look stupid. I look skinny. I look skinny,
Speaker 1: not stupid. You look stupid.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what? No, I said.
Speaker 1: I don't want to come on.
Speaker 2: No, I want to get put down.
Speaker 1: Someone just put me down, please come on. He oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Can someone fucking help her?
Speaker 1: Like damn like help her? Y'all?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Someone please?
Speaker 1: All right, y'all are all fired? Like who threw that bottle?
Speaker 1: By the way, what what are we supposed to do?
Speaker 1: I'm trapped up here and you are you okay? I
Speaker 1: think you? Oh my god? And you are you okay? Okay?
Speaker 1: Like bruh right, Yeah, that was that was really intense. Actually,
Speaker 1: are you Okay.
Speaker 2: You threw a fucking bottle at me, Like, why are
Speaker 2: you acting like you care?
Speaker 1: Because you called me stupid?
Speaker 2: I fell through a wooden table, like I.
Speaker 1: And you might have deserved that. You might have deserved that.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know, Like I don't think that's like
Speaker 2: a karmic thing, Like I don't think people falling through
Speaker 2: tables is like, Oh, that's karma, that's what you get.
Speaker 2: You did something bad and I didn't do anything bad.
Speaker 2: We looked dumb. You look dumb. I don't know why
Speaker 2: you're still sucking up there.
Speaker 1: I mean, we paid for a full day, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use it to the furthest extent I possibly can,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna float here the whole episode.
Speaker 2: You Like, before you looked kind of dumb, and now.
Speaker 1: You look really stupid. I feel like I look cool.
Speaker 2: Actually you're, like you said, it's giving you a huge
Speaker 2: ass from the back. Well, I guess we'll just get
Speaker 2: into the episode and we'll just act like nothing is happening, nothing,
Speaker 2: nothing weird is happening. Doing all that made me forget
Speaker 2: that we have a full episode to do and it's
Speaker 2: an anniversary episode we've been doing this for three years now,
Speaker 2: which is so scary at the anniversary, guys, there's so much.
Speaker 2: All I can think when we get this far every
Speaker 2: time we hit a mark is the fact that, like,
Speaker 2: I feel like we've been doing this forever. But there's
Speaker 2: some people who are on there like three.
Speaker 1: Hundred thousands, yeah, like crazy vibes. And remember in the
Speaker 1: beginning when we were like, yeah, we're probably only going
Speaker 1: to do it for like a year, and like give
Speaker 1: up then, but.
Speaker 2: The validation is just too rewarding.
Speaker 1: Wait, am I giving Kevin Gates?
Speaker 2: It's fun with a I really want to make an
Speaker 2: edit of Drew doing all the emotes like that. I
Speaker 2: wish I could like swing you around. Oh do we
Speaker 2: have a stick? I should h him like a pinat or.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Please we should next time. Well, oh we do have
Speaker 2: a stick. Oh well I only have one arm right now.
Speaker 2: I did break my wrists. Oh this is perfect?
Speaker 1: Please no, please no, can y'all let me down? I'm scared?
Speaker 2: Say say don't, please, say please don't. You're so gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: Please don't you're so gorgeous? I love you? Oh? Oh
Speaker 1: oh lad? Sound effect?
Speaker 2: This is the manifestation of the gay Little Monkey pinata
Speaker 2: that somebody did. I don't know if we ever talked
Speaker 2: about that on the episode.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But before we get into that, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to say that this what I'm doing
Speaker 1: now has been an idea that I've had for since
Speaker 1: the genesis of the podcast. Actually is I've like literally
Speaker 1: wanted to just float here the whole time, and then
Speaker 1: in the original idea I wasn't going to address it
Speaker 1: at all, but like being here, I'm like, I actually
Speaker 1: have to, like, this is so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's just so ridiculous because you're either sitting on a
Speaker 2: chair that looks like it's made of pure carcinogens.
Speaker 1: It's like water dripping. We're cooked, were cooked.
Speaker 2: We broke the ceiling of the studio. Well, I have
Speaker 2: to look at my notes because now I'm so like
Speaker 2: discombobulated at the fact that we Wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. Can you hear me in my phone?
Speaker 2: Up there?
Speaker 1: Where am I gonna put my phone.
Speaker 2: In a pocket? You have pockets?
Speaker 1: Still my big ass, my big butt, in your big butt.
Speaker 1: You take a picture? But is this for your app Oh? Wait?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, birth day? Wait, it's actually really good. Also,
Speaker 2: if you notice that there's like a like you might
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god. Although the beginning of the
Speaker 2: episode was so hectic and terrifying because you saw me
Speaker 2: get hurt, you might be like, there's a calming presence
Speaker 2: right now, and it's because Kai isn't here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Kai isn't here. So we just had to make sure
Speaker 2: he wasn't here to ruin the vibes of the three
Speaker 2: year anniversary. So if you're wondering why he's not here,
Speaker 2: and that's why we are just like you need to
Speaker 2: stay home. Why have we normalized people doing live streams
Speaker 2: wearing that VR ship? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Have you seen that on TikTok? Like the YouTubers like
Speaker 2: the like this, like the overly set people.
Speaker 1: No I have girl? Why do you have that?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know why. All over my timeline, all
Speaker 2: I ever get is like people who are dressed like
Speaker 2: in sexy Avatar characters doing a virtual live and there's
Speaker 2: always like four hundred to like a thousand people in
Speaker 2: there interacting with the person as if it's fully normal.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the tubers like the I've seen I
Speaker 2: think I've seen streamers who use like yeah, like avatars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but there are there v tubers who like they do.
Speaker 1: Like you're like the most famous people on this planet,
Speaker 1: like doing like proper tours with like you've seen the
Speaker 1: video of them, like all the girls like screaming like
Speaker 1: about like the v tuber like that just showed up
Speaker 1: on the big screen in front of them and like
Speaker 1: he's like singing, No, I haven't seen. Oh, let me
Speaker 1: find that, because it's like really really like dystopian and
Speaker 1: advanced that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy because we're the same generation to
Speaker 2: make fun of the old people who are on Facebook
Speaker 2: and seeing the weird AI generated photos of Jesus like
Speaker 2: parting the sea, and we're making fund of old people. Wait,
Speaker 2: is that someone performing or is it like a pre
Speaker 2: recorded thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know still, I think it's someone actually performing
Speaker 1: behind the stage. But they just like haven't like revealed themselves.
Speaker 2: They haven't had a dream face reveal. Yeah, the dream
Speaker 2: face reveal will go down in times like the Most
Speaker 2: fucked Up Ship.
Speaker 1: One of the worst like things that we've ever done
Speaker 1: as a society.
Speaker 2: Like the thing is I wonder if because he got
Speaker 2: so many like I'm trying to find my words correctly
Speaker 2: right now because I don't want to sit on this
Speaker 2: podcast and be like that motherfucker's float.
Speaker 1: Or float on the podcast, like you're sitting, I'm floating.
Speaker 1: You're so jealousy right now. Actually, it's crazy. You wish you.
Speaker 2: I feel like you don't know what to do with
Speaker 2: your legs.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm like kicking around, but.
Speaker 2: Like it must have been so fucked up because everybody,
Speaker 2: without seeing his face, was like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 2: so sexy, Like his aura is so sexy. And then
Speaker 2: when he revealed his face, I know he thought he
Speaker 2: was gonna get like double the praise.
Speaker 1: What's sad too, is like like preparation for that for
Speaker 1: him was really intense, saying like photos of him had
Speaker 1: leaked before and like he was able to like like
Speaker 1: reel in the rumors, but like those photos were him,
Speaker 1: and he thought he was gonna like eat down, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not to see.
Speaker 2: Well, I decided that having quadruplets must mean that you
Speaker 2: did something fucking evil in your past. Having anything above twins.
Speaker 2: Twins already, Oh my god, twins already feels like a curse.
Speaker 2: No offense, Drew but quadruplets. That sounds like something that
Speaker 2: shouldn't fucking exist. And also the fact that because can't
Speaker 2: people hello.
Speaker 1: True mhm, I think the blood's getting to my brain.
Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking you Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm joking. I'm joking.
Speaker 2: But yeah, because can you go up to having six tuplets?
Speaker 2: Is that's what it's called.
Speaker 1: Some people have had octuplets, Like do you remember elm No,
Speaker 1: she gave birth like a fucking dog. She was shipping
Speaker 1: those babies out of her butthole like a vagina, Like
Speaker 1: I just swear.
Speaker 2: To God, Like where do you have that many babies?
Speaker 1: And they survived section I think she did it naturally.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, those babies also all survived. I watched like
Speaker 1: a day in the life, like like doing anything like
Speaker 1: casually just doesn't work, Like it just doesn't work. But
Speaker 1: I saw also these lights. You're freaking out, I'm so sweaty.
Speaker 1: But no, I saw like an updated like what are
Speaker 1: they up to now? Vibe And she he's just like
Speaker 1: a normal mom, but like has like one hundred babies
Speaker 1: running around.
Speaker 2: Her house the same are they fraternal.
Speaker 1: No, they're fraternal. I think, yeah, they're fraternal.
Speaker 2: Because having more than oh my god, twins and like
Speaker 2: the fucking Stone Age, you probably got stoned to death
Speaker 2: because it.
Speaker 1: Seemed like crazy, demonic.
Speaker 2: Mixed to have twins was definitely stone to death because
Speaker 2: they thought she was a witch. Like that was so
Speaker 2: insane to have more than one baby, because in my
Speaker 2: head already, we were at a hotel once altogether and
Speaker 2: we were all watching birthing videos and it was freaking
Speaker 2: me the fuck out. And the fact that some people
Speaker 2: go through with having like upwards of four to six
Speaker 2: babies at once, like sounds like a nightmare, sounds like
Speaker 2: a curse, sounds like you did something evil in your
Speaker 2: past life to have that many babies. But then what's
Speaker 2: fucked up is some people literally like that happens. I
Speaker 2: want They're so happy.
Speaker 1: I want twins. Like having a twin growing up was
Speaker 1: literally like the greatest childhood I could ever imagine. Like
Speaker 1: we were just like best friends. We still are best friends,
Speaker 1: and we're planning a road trip together right now. Like
Speaker 1: if everybody else in my life just like dropped that
Speaker 1: or just like decided to all hate me at once,
Speaker 1: like we are so connected that like that's the tea,
Speaker 1: Like that's literally the tea.
Speaker 2: I wonder if there's definitely twins out there who fucking
Speaker 2: hate each other.
Speaker 1: Oh, one hundred percent. I know some because my mom
Speaker 1: was in this thing called Mothers of Multiples, where like
Speaker 1: all of the twins in my hometown, like the mothers
Speaker 1: would all get together and like get fucked up and
Speaker 1: then put all the twins in a room to just
Speaker 1: like play together. And uh, there were a couple that
Speaker 1: fucking like hated hated hated each other each other. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just said the safe word. What I said, mothers
Speaker 1: of multiple it's like moms, like ten times, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. The safe word is mother or
Speaker 1: mom mo mo mom mom.
Speaker 2: We were trying to find a word that we wouldn't say,
Speaker 2: but everything we said felt like something we would just say.
Speaker 1: We said, like yellow, like girl, what am I on about?
Speaker 2: I guess yellow would make sense because it's not something
Speaker 2: we would naturally say. But yeah, if you were gonna
Speaker 2: give birth to triplets and you just so be like
Speaker 2: happen to be watching this, I feel scared for you.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure you're scared because idea of having three
Speaker 2: infants in a house like, hell the fuck No, I'm
Speaker 2: literally low key abandoning those babies I had.
Speaker 1: T Should I do sigh up and then get down?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm not you mean phone, give me phone,
Speaker 2: help me, help me?
Speaker 1: Okay. Drew sy up Corner a liberal rap artist twenty
Speaker 1: one pronouns Kange, West, MTF, doom, gender, Rick Lamar, and
Speaker 1: Tyler the Creator.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's good.
Speaker 1: When it starts raining in NYC, all the people wearing
Speaker 1: sheines start smelling like Chernobyl Prize pony. People don't take selfies.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, people, please stop taking selfies in your bed.
Speaker 1: Your pillow looks like a used tea bag.
Speaker 2: That's literally you for like three years of living here.
Speaker 1: Like horrible. I know paper ooh, this is a good one.
Speaker 1: I know that paper towels in the kitchen hate seeing
Speaker 1: me coming. I know they hate me like stomping in
Speaker 1: there to rip them to shreds. Oh wait, have we
Speaker 1: said this one before, the misogynistic one? Uh? Maybe, but
Speaker 1: you go you say you say it? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you do a couple in your sigh off corner.
Speaker 2: This one just doesn't feel like me, like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: say this one misogynistic. How about you start massaging this
Speaker 2: dick like I wouldn't. That doesn't make sense for me
Speaker 2: to say grape soda doesn't even taste like grapes finisher
Speaker 2: as he'll tastes like purple. Please don't play me any more, shoegaze.
Speaker 2: I've heard enough play me a child's laughter or running
Speaker 2: water in a creek. I want to hear life blossoming
Speaker 2: around me in all corners. I want to be overwhelmed
Speaker 2: a child like awe and wonder towards.
Speaker 1: The world like dead serious. If I hear any more,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Speaker 2: This one's real. If your head gang weak, I'm peeing
Speaker 2: in your mouth. That's a good one. This charger from
Speaker 2: Dollar Tree changed my phone number.
Speaker 1: When I was When I saw that, I literally was like,
Speaker 1: oh my God, like that would happen.
Speaker 2: Bro. I treat my relationships like math. Once I'm confused,
Speaker 2: I attempt suicide. I fought sleeping naked was cute until
Speaker 2: around liked my clip. Bro, that's gross.
Speaker 1: B those eight, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You want your phone back or what do you want
Speaker 2: to get down?
Speaker 1: Kimmy, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: I'm ready, Drew out to get down because he's a pussy.
Speaker 1: Oh my little bit, bitch maid spread the rumors Drew's
Speaker 1: bitch made bit I'm boner maid.
Speaker 2: Anyways, So somebody through a Drew themed birthday party. We
Speaker 2: need more of that. We need more of that kind
Speaker 2: of community building to keep the podcast aflow.
Speaker 1: Just like fielding through the amount of times we were
Speaker 1: tagged in slash. If you look at the comments, all
Speaker 1: of it is like crazy. Oh wait on the video
Speaker 1: it said Drew on the video.
Speaker 2: It's like literally a Drew dedicated video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll insert it now.
Speaker 2: There's that.
Speaker 1: I'm i'm ah you come Gellow.
Speaker 2: There's like a bunch of good videos of you recently.
Speaker 1: The AI I tried to change.
Speaker 2: I was actually having so much fomo from that party,
Speaker 2: Like I was so jealous.
Speaker 1: It was so fire, And I made a very very
Speaker 1: funny TikTok with Rain. I never posted it, but I
Speaker 1: might still post it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's I literally showed it to everybody and
Speaker 2: everybody laughed, even.
Speaker 1: The stiff video, like just killed me to be that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, it was like.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be me and Rain, like we
Speaker 1: put the Chokers on and then we got like nonchalant
Speaker 1: and like really emo, so we were like acting emo,
Speaker 1: but I just like went stiff. But I look like
Speaker 1: strong as fuck, Like I look big in that video,
Speaker 1: like my chest.
Speaker 2: Maybe have you ever thought of just doing steroids? Like
Speaker 2: why don't you?
Speaker 1: I actually on ironically? Have I want to get onsarms?
Speaker 1: I want to get on a trend protocol human growth
Speaker 1: hormone TRT like whatever, Like someone passed me the good shit,
Speaker 1: send me to a dealer, Like I'm gonna get big
Speaker 1: and strong for y'all.
Speaker 2: I actually knew someone in high school who was on.
Speaker 1: Steroids really in high school.
Speaker 2: Yes, in high school, he was like on the football
Speaker 2: team and he was like actively on steroids, and it
Speaker 2: did give him a drug test a growth issue. I
Speaker 2: don't think they got drug tested.
Speaker 1: Damn. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: As far as I know, he was like literally on it.
Speaker 1: And we were kind of close kids in my school,
Speaker 1: like my brother so my mom. Like in my school,
Speaker 1: like we got drug tested all the fucking time for
Speaker 1: literally no reason, and like most of the time like
Speaker 1: that legal. Yeah, like we signed like waivers and consents,
Speaker 1: like if you're in athletics, you get drug tested, so you're, oh,
Speaker 1: what fucking it was just what it was, and it
Speaker 1: was also like starting in like seventh grade. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: But my basically how it would go is like if
Speaker 1: they had an inkling that a kid was using drugs,
Speaker 1: they couldn't just target that kid, so they would just
Speaker 1: like bring in a bunch of other people to like
Speaker 1: test around him, just so he felt like he wasn't
Speaker 1: being targeted. And it was kind of like a like
Speaker 1: a little like method or whatever. But my brother got
Speaker 1: called in one time, and this was in seventh grade,
Speaker 1: and my my brother like suffers from really really really
Speaker 1: intense migraines, like debilitating migraines. So what he did was
Speaker 1: like he would take advalate, wouldn't work. He would skip
Speaker 1: school and like be in a dark room for days
Speaker 1: and days and days and it just wouldn't work. So
Speaker 1: my mom like gave him like a quarter of hydro
Speaker 1: codon pill, like a codeine pill to like help him.
Speaker 1: He didn't feel it or anything, but it was just
Speaker 1: to like alleviate his pain because he was like literally sobbing,
Speaker 1: like it was debilitating. And then like two days later
Speaker 1: he got drug tested at school and the school called
Speaker 1: my mom freaking the fuck out. There were like, why
Speaker 1: is your seventh grader like taking opiates? Like what the
Speaker 1: fuck is going on? And she was like, oh that
Speaker 1: was me. I gave it to him, I know, and
Speaker 1: am aware and da da da da da. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they like freaked out. They were like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think they.
Speaker 2: Drug tested at our school. I never had that. Not
Speaker 2: a lot of people would have been in trouble. A
Speaker 2: lot of people would.
Speaker 1: Have been like with weed and shit too, like they
Speaker 1: would test for weed and like.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, drug dogs, but we didn't get tested.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My biggest fucking fear was like someone sneaking weed
Speaker 1: into my bag, like when the drug dogs came and
Speaker 1: I got caught and like me not being able to
Speaker 1: like the camera's not being able to see it. Like
Speaker 1: I mentioned that all the time. I mentioned that, and
Speaker 1: I mentioned stabbing. I'm I I would rather die than
Speaker 1: get stabbed.
Speaker 2: Well, in like tenth or eleventh grade, this girl I
Speaker 2: knew got into she got rushed at school.
Speaker 1: You know what that is, Bama rush? Yeah, of course, no,
Speaker 1: I know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, she got rushed at school and she had her
Speaker 2: backpack on and at my school, if you got into
Speaker 2: a fight, they would check your things. They would like
Speaker 2: look through.
Speaker 1: Your bag and shit, oh she was carrying the gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was carrying the gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Everything I say I've said already, but oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 2: I have a new theory or not theory. I've already
Speaker 2: talked about this like a few episodes ago, but I
Speaker 2: keep falling on a side of TikTok where it's just
Speaker 2: people being fucking batshit crazy, and it was freaking me out.
Speaker 2: Yesterday somebody posted a video of the moon and there
Speaker 2: was like a light trail behind it and they were like,
Speaker 2: see the leftover rays from the sun because the sun
Speaker 2: is planted. And they were fully convinced that the sun
Speaker 2: was a hoax and that the Sun isn't real, the
Speaker 2: Moon isn't real, and that they prop it up.
Speaker 1: They think that the government, you know about the fermanent.
Speaker 1: No for the permanent, it's you're trying to manipulate me.
Speaker 1: You're trying to manipulate me, and to believe in the fermanent. No,
Speaker 1: it was it's flat Earth, Like basically, they're like, we're
Speaker 1: not on a sphere. So there's a sun in the
Speaker 1: sky and it just like rotates inside of a dome
Speaker 1: like it where in the firmament is like a dome
Speaker 1: over Earth.
Speaker 2: If you are a flat earther, just admit you want
Speaker 2: to be different, so fucking bad. Like if you want
Speaker 2: to be that different, go like like IDM music or something,
Speaker 2: you have a person that make it different. At this point,
Speaker 2: like there, I guess there is no other option. I
Speaker 2: don't know, start a fucking Etsy shop and sell mugs
Speaker 2: or something like do anything muggsy bogues. But all of
Speaker 2: the comments were so crazy and it was pissing me
Speaker 2: off because it was all older people who were like
Speaker 2: fifty something, and I'm like, damn, this is just sad
Speaker 2: to me because your childlike wonder has fully withered away.
Speaker 2: And now instead of just looking at the moon and
Speaker 2: being like caveman burning down and being like, wow, the moon,
Speaker 2: the moon is so amazing and far away, but I
Speaker 2: can see it, like something about this is so magical.
Speaker 2: You're looking at it and you're convinced the government is
Speaker 2: propping that shit.
Speaker 1: Up at night, Like you're too self aware now, and
Speaker 1: that's crazy. And the Internet just promotes like these dark
Speaker 1: recesses of the Internet that like are just communities of
Speaker 1: people like feeding into each other's delusions. Like it's really
Speaker 1: really insane.
Speaker 2: If one of my homegirls told me that she thought
Speaker 2: the moon was fake, I would fifty immediately. I'm like,
Speaker 2: immediately you were before.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that I don't think the
Speaker 1: moon is fake. Like I don't think that you're a
Speaker 1: lost cause. And I don't think that you.
Speaker 2: Are fully a lost cause. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I just said I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Bro, I feel like you do. I could see you
Speaker 2: being like fifty something and becoming like a flat eartherer.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely in my card. It's like winning the
Speaker 1: lottery and becoming a flat eartherer are two things that will.
Speaker 2: You're recently with his whole chest set to somebody who
Speaker 2: was like, it's going to be so sad actually the
Speaker 2: day I do when the lottery, because I will have
Speaker 2: nothing else to look forward to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's it's real, y'all, like dead serious, Like
Speaker 1: I can I see my life post lottery, and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be very dark and depressing, like yacht one day,
Speaker 1: like helicopter rides to the island the next day, like
Speaker 1: buying a PEGANI p one or whatever. The fuck the
Speaker 1: car is like.
Speaker 2: I'm depressing to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it is. Like, no, like we've been
Speaker 1: so conditioned to work work, work, work, work that like
Speaker 1: if we aren't doing something like work wise to like
Speaker 1: appease the shareholders, like our brains are fried and we're
Speaker 1: just like it's like all a part of the fucking
Speaker 1: it's all a part of the convince.
Speaker 2: If everybody had my brain chemistry, we would be so
Speaker 2: much better off. Oh same, Like if we had your
Speaker 2: brain chemistry, we would be fun like we would be No,
Speaker 2: it would be.
Speaker 1: All fucking lit, like it would be a movie, Like
Speaker 1: we'd all be like having fun and.
Speaker 2: Shit, well, I've been really convinced I have scabies recently,
Speaker 2: and I don't have scabies.
Speaker 1: Like, for the first time, I got to see what
Speaker 1: it feels like to hear me talk about my fake ailments,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, girl, shut the fuck up. It's made
Speaker 1: me a better person hearing you talk about having scabies truly.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't stop you, because I have a feeling
Speaker 2: you're gonna literally convince yourself that in one of your
Speaker 2: legs you lost circulation, and I know you're gonna hit
Speaker 2: the doctor.
Speaker 1: No I'm definitely there's a blood clot. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a pulmonary embolism, Like it's gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 2: I thought that, what is an embolism.
Speaker 1: Like a blood clot that like shoots into your lungs
Speaker 1: like a strokes you out? Okay, but and you have scabies?
Speaker 2: No, I don't have scavy.
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 2: I might have talked about this on an episode, or
Speaker 2: maybe it was an episode we stacked. Maybe it was
Speaker 2: the hotel episode that I like talked about it, but
Speaker 2: basically or actually, I think I didn't talk about it
Speaker 2: because I really convinced I actually had scabies, and I
Speaker 2: like part of my brain knew I didn't, but I
Speaker 2: was convinced I did because somebody said the word scabies
Speaker 2: around me recently, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I would have scabies.
Speaker 1: You you really haven't been bathing that much either, Like, which.
Speaker 2: Is tea like because I read that that kills the scabies.
Speaker 1: Wait, actually, yeah, not bathing kill scabies. Wait? Actually, no
Speaker 1: swear so you're supposed to not bathe? No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh girl, I was like, what the fuck that's like?
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure, like you have to bleach bath
Speaker 2: and shit like you have to go crazy with the
Speaker 2: showering milki. But I was convinced. Oh you know why
Speaker 2: I was convinced because somebody recently told me that ringworm
Speaker 2: was going around and the gym's in La And then
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. And then in that
Speaker 2: same sentence, somebody was like, yeah, like one time I
Speaker 2: had a friend who got scabies from the gym, and
Speaker 2: we were going to the gym so much that I
Speaker 2: was really convinced I was gonna get scabies. And then
Speaker 2: I had gone upstate and I got flea bites on
Speaker 2: my left leg and I was staring at them for
Speaker 2: like days, And I already know what flea bites look
Speaker 2: like from when we had a flea infestation, so I
Speaker 2: knew they were flea bites, but my brain wouldn't stop
Speaker 2: me from thinking I had scabies.
Speaker 1: So my history were so ran through rancid.
Speaker 2: We don't have ac that works. We had a flea infestation.
Speaker 2: Our doors don't like unlock when you lock them, which
Speaker 2: could be good because no one can ever get into
Speaker 2: our house. They don't unlock.
Speaker 1: The dead bull on our front door. The knob. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it fell off like it's gone and it fell off
Speaker 1: when it was bolted, and I was like, thank god
Speaker 1: there wasn't a fire, because we would not have been
Speaker 1: able to get out of this house because our back
Speaker 1: door also locks, and we can't unlock it from the inside,
Speaker 1: like where.
Speaker 2: You had had to climb out the windows, and like,
Speaker 2: oh hell no, but yeah, I was convinced scabies. And
Speaker 2: then my flea bites went away. And while I had
Speaker 2: flea bites, I called my dermatologists because I was like, okay, like, hey,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you in a while, but I was
Speaker 2: wondering if I could come in. I have these bites
Speaker 2: on my ankles. I think it might be scabies. I
Speaker 2: feel like it's scabies. And mind you, this was a voicemail,
Speaker 2: so I sounded fucking insane, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I hope you're doing good. I'm just calling for a
Speaker 2: check up. I do have like a breakout on my
Speaker 2: chest that I want to look at, so that's one thing. Oh, Also,
Speaker 2: I have bites around my ankle and I think I
Speaker 2: have scabies. And I don't know if I come to
Speaker 2: you for scabies or if I go to a different doctor,
Speaker 2: And like, if you don't want scabies. I won't go
Speaker 2: to you because I think I have scabies. And then
Speaker 2: she called me back and I missed the call, and
Speaker 2: she left me a voicemail where it was like, so,
Speaker 2: what you're describing sounds like a flea bite and I
Speaker 2: hadn't mentioned flea bites in the voice like message to her,
Speaker 2: and she basically told me not to waste my time
Speaker 2: coming to her, cause she was like, unless you have
Speaker 2: itchiness between your fucking toes and like between your fingers
Speaker 2: and on your wrists, you don't have scabies. It sounds
Speaker 2: like you were probably somewhere where there was fleas And
Speaker 2: I literally was. I was upset. But then the other
Speaker 2: day in New York, I got bit by a mosquito
Speaker 2: three times on my leg, and it reignited my fear
Speaker 2: of scabies, even though they are mosquito bites. But yeah, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know why my new lingering thing is I
Speaker 2: think I'm meant to get scabies in my lifetime.
Speaker 1: Well, you'd be surprised, because when we were talking about
Speaker 1: scabies with people, like more often than you'd think, they'd
Speaker 1: just like admit that they had scabies at some point
Speaker 1: in their life. And it's like a deep, dark secret,
Speaker 1: like a taboo secret that everybody keeps. But like, like
Speaker 1: I met like five people in the last week that
Speaker 1: have had scabies, which is.
Speaker 2: What ignited my fear, because I was like, that means
Speaker 2: you bitches are just normal people and you get fucking scabies.
Speaker 1: Like I don't want that, Like no, literally, It's.
Speaker 2: Kind of like how when I was younger, I was
Speaker 2: convinced I was gonna like die from chicken pox. My
Speaker 2: new thing is scabies.
Speaker 1: Did you hear the water? Yeah, it's tripping on me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up and it's gonna go directly into
Speaker 1: my eyeball. I'm gonna get it busy, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: walking around New York.
Speaker 2: I'm scared that like an ac is gonna trip into
Speaker 2: my eyeball and I'm gonna go blind.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, on the flight back home, I used the bathroom
Speaker 2: and I felt like my pants had dragged on the
Speaker 2: floor in the bathroom, and then I touched my pants
Speaker 2: at one point, and I was convinced my hands were
Speaker 2: covered in germs and that I was gonna get pink
Speaker 2: iy if I touched my face. But I couldn't go
Speaker 2: back to the bathroom because I was like I had
Speaker 2: to scooch past people to go to the bathroom, so
Speaker 2: instead I just sat there panicking for like an hour
Speaker 2: that I was gonna get pink eye and my eyes
Speaker 2: were itching so bad. So I started using my sleeves
Speaker 2: and then I scratched my cornea with my sleeve and
Speaker 2: then I knocked out for two hours.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So that's where my mental state is, uh right.
Speaker 1: Uh So the Hawktua girl, do you actually not know her?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I said so much that, but
Speaker 2: I just thought it was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's busted. But basically this is my take on it.
Speaker 1: So the Hawk Tour Girl is the girl that like
Speaker 1: was being interviewed Da da da da da, and like
Speaker 1: they asked her about giving head and she said, you
Speaker 1: got a hawk tool on that thing, like and she
Speaker 1: said that, and then everybody like thought that was the
Speaker 1: funniest thing in the world. So they like started like
Speaker 1: trying to find her like incessantly, like invading her privacy.
Speaker 2: Oh it's like one of those drunk hawk.
Speaker 1: Dudes on that night, Yeah exactly, And so like they
Speaker 1: couldn't find her. Well, eventually she showed up at the
Speaker 1: barstool offices and did like an interview, and when she
Speaker 1: pulled up, she had like a team of like ten
Speaker 1: people around her, like a whole lass camera crew following her,
Speaker 1: like big ass like red as dead cameras or whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck they're called, like just following her around and shit,
Speaker 1: and like like everybody was like seeing that, and they
Speaker 1: were like, bitch, like don't get comfortable, like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be famous, Like we're not making you famous, Like
Speaker 1: you're not gonna have a career. We're not letting you
Speaker 1: have a career. And they were just like making fun
Speaker 1: of her for like taking a shot at fame, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I swear she was working a factory job. So anybody
Speaker 1: in their right fucking mind who has to make their
Speaker 1: job for their fifteen minutes of fame, even if it
Speaker 1: meant like being made fun of, Like but at least
Speaker 1: they're not working a factory job. So that's my take
Speaker 1: on it. Granted, she is like a little like she's funny,
Speaker 1: she's really silly, but yeah, I uh don't think the
Speaker 1: hatred towards her is deserving. I mean, even though it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: That's like classic internet shit. It's like when they made
Speaker 2: what's his nuts the yodeling kid in fucking Walmart famous,
Speaker 2: and then for some reason it became so popular of
Speaker 2: a thing to like bully the fuck out of him
Speaker 2: even though he was a gitchig. And now he went
Speaker 2: on stage with Lana Delray.
Speaker 1: So Alana has her pulse, she has her fucking pulse,
Speaker 1: her finger on the pulse. Yeah, she has her finger,
Speaker 1: she has her fucking pulse. Yeah. No, she has her
Speaker 1: finger on the pulse, and she knows exactly what y'all
Speaker 1: don't want to see, and she'll do it anyways because
Speaker 1: no one can control my queen. And that's the real
Speaker 1: tea shout out, Lana del Rey, I love you. You
Speaker 1: saved my life.
Speaker 2: Woman crushed Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Uh, Glana is so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Well, I had a thought that was like very immature,
Speaker 2: but the other day I got seriously sad, like actually
Speaker 2: upset at the fact that I won't be a young
Speaker 2: turned crazy girl in the year twenty sixty nine. By
Speaker 2: twenty sixty nine, I will be seventy fucking years old,
Speaker 2: leather skinned, and that makes me so sad, Like that
Speaker 2: makes me really sad for some reason, And I'm so
Speaker 2: jealous because there's gonna be some like twenty three year
Speaker 2: olds who are posting from from their brain like neural
Speaker 2: link on ig making jokes about the year twenty sixty nine,
Speaker 2: and then there's gonna be kids who get to get
Speaker 2: highest fuck on four to twenty sixty nine.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be space Ganja. But like the craziest,
Speaker 1: the craziest fucking thing is by then, like we'll be
Speaker 1: able to reverse age. If they truly want, if they
Speaker 1: want to maximize profits, they would learn how to reverse
Speaker 1: age so we can work longer. And I have a
Speaker 1: feeling in the next twenty five thirty years we'll be
Speaker 1: able to freeze our age and we'll be.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, because isn't there that one guy
Speaker 2: who he sold was it the guy who sold Venmo
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 1: It's not Vemo, but I know you're talking about that, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Who's like spending all his time and money to look
Speaker 2: younger and he still looks forty something.
Speaker 1: Wait, well it might have been Venmo. Two million dollars
Speaker 1: a year is what he spends on reversing his age.
Speaker 2: It is fucking sad, bitch. What you need to do
Speaker 2: is get a fucking therapist. Because you were lost.
Speaker 1: It's like you never that deep. It's never ever that deep.
Speaker 1: But I think for him it's not even about like
Speaker 1: it's I mean, obviously it's a little bit of vanity purposes,
Speaker 1: but like truly it's just like seeing how far he
Speaker 1: can push like the human body. But science, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's working. Like there's like these ways to tell
Speaker 1: how much you've aged, and like for every year that
Speaker 1: we age, he only ages like six or seven months.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to live that long, Like what
Speaker 2: is the point?
Speaker 1: No, for real, But by then, like we'll have like
Speaker 1: a pop star from Mount Olympus on Mars that like
Speaker 1: has bioluminescent skin that's like performing and outperforming all of
Speaker 1: our pop girls currently.
Speaker 2: I just don't know, Like I think I have like
Speaker 2: the way people don't believe the Earth is round is
Speaker 2: the way I have a lack of belief in technological
Speaker 2: and scientific advances, where I'm just like, we we are
Speaker 2: not moving as fast as we thought, like and I
Speaker 2: don't think we can. But also I think I just
Speaker 2: like don't see the point, like.
Speaker 1: Like I think the first flight, but from the very
Speaker 1: first time we flew to like landing on the moon
Speaker 1: was only like thirty years or something like that.
Speaker 2: Like it was like, I don't, well, I don't believe
Speaker 2: in the moon landing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't. You don't believe in the moon landing.
Speaker 2: I don't. That shit's fake as fuck. We could do
Speaker 2: the moon landing. We should just do the moon landing
Speaker 2: on an episode. We literally could just fake the moon landing.
Speaker 1: Next episode, we're faking the moon landing. Like that's a
Speaker 1: good fucking idea, Like for a show is to like, uh,
Speaker 1: fake all that whatever. You know what I'm saying, that's
Speaker 1: a good idea. Bro.
Speaker 2: We can't even visit the Titanic shipwreck, like you think
Speaker 2: we can.
Speaker 1: Do all that they have though, That's the thing they
Speaker 1: did it before a bunch of times.
Speaker 2: Was that the first time it was a commercial experience.
Speaker 1: No, they've gone on commercial.
Speaker 2: Damn. That would be my luck. That would be my luck.
Speaker 2: I'd be like fuck it, like I'm riches.
Speaker 1: All I know is that my veins and my body
Speaker 1: and in my legs are collapsing like that fucking uh
Speaker 1: submarine collapse under the ocean from hanging. Yeah that's what
Speaker 1: you get. But you're so jealous of me.
Speaker 2: You kind of deserve it.
Speaker 1: You're so jealous of me. Okay, Wingstop counter fucking days.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, like, I have beef with all these
Speaker 1: fucking restaurants. Wingstop. You're canceled. Wingstop is for real canceled.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. We're canceling Wingstop right now until Okay,
Speaker 1: it actually gets me so heated. Basically, it was day
Speaker 1: three and a row of me ordering Wingstop. I was
Speaker 1: on good fucking yeah, I was on such a good vibe.
Speaker 1: I love Wingstop, y'all. It's like literally the best food
Speaker 1: on this planet.
Speaker 2: I think tonight wait, actually yeah, I think I might
Speaker 2: have it with rain vibe.
Speaker 1: Best food on this planet earth. I ordered it for
Speaker 1: me and Josiah. It was sixty fucking dollars for two
Speaker 1: people to eat redonculous, and I ordered it through the
Speaker 1: Wingstop app because I was like, you know what, like
Speaker 1: I'll give money to the Wingstop app instead of like
Speaker 1: the fucking post meatsapp or whatever. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know my thinking. I always think that there's
Speaker 1: like a reward system or something like, because like if
Speaker 1: there is a reward for ordering too much Wingstop, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fucking get it. I literally order it like four
Speaker 1: or five times a week. It's like actual and the
Speaker 1: actual problem. I actually can't afford it, but I ordered
Speaker 1: it for it.
Speaker 2: It is incredibly expensive.
Speaker 1: I ordered it at ten fifty one for me and Josiah,
Speaker 1: and it said it was going to deliver by eleven fifteen. Well,
Speaker 1: I got text saying that my driver had picked up
Speaker 1: my order and they're delivering it through door dash. This
Speaker 1: is important. They said, my driver picked up my food
Speaker 1: and was dropping it off at my house soon. And
Speaker 1: I didn't get a single fucking notification that he was
Speaker 1: trying to call me or nothing like, nothing like that.
Speaker 1: And then he just dropped the food off, took a picture,
Speaker 1: sent it to me, and dipped. I couldn't get a
Speaker 1: hold of him after this point because he like finished
Speaker 1: the order. He dropped it off at the wrong fucking house.
Speaker 1: Sixty dollars of wingstop at the wrong fucking house.
Speaker 2: So much somebody literally wont to lime.
Speaker 1: Up for real, because it was a good ass order.
Speaker 1: It was my order. It was three tenders of lemon pepper,
Speaker 1: two mild a cheese sauce, a ranch, a coke big size,
Speaker 1: and limon pepper fries. With extra seasoning and well done cooked.
Speaker 1: Bro they came up for real.
Speaker 2: He didn't go find it.
Speaker 1: No, we scoured the neighborhood. I literally went up to
Speaker 1: every single I was. I was writhing in anger because
Speaker 1: I was at this point I was, I was so pissed.
Speaker 1: I was like literally withdrawing from Wingstop. But Wingstop is
Speaker 1: canceled you, I'm never ordering it again. Fucked that place.
Speaker 1: But I went to every single door in the neighborhood
Speaker 1: looking for it. We looked like robbers and thieves. I
Speaker 1: even went to the house like up the street that
Speaker 1: like shares similar numbers to us. Wasn't there. We like
Speaker 1: were on Google Maps, like looking seeing like at like
Speaker 1: to see the front door of houses, because he sent
Speaker 1: me a fucking picture of where it was. He was
Speaker 1: like teasing us, and so I called him. He didn't answer.
Speaker 1: I called him again. He didn't fucking answer, and so
Speaker 1: then I called door Dash and they like put me
Speaker 1: on hold for like twenty five minutes and then got
Speaker 1: back to me and they were like, well, you ordered
Speaker 1: it through the Wingstop app, so you have to call
Speaker 1: wing Stop. So I called Wingstop, but they don't have
Speaker 1: a fucking help number. So I just called the Wingstop
Speaker 1: that I ordered from, and they were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can figure that out for you easily. And then
Speaker 1: they were like, what's your name? Gave them my name.
Speaker 1: Then they put me on hold with like the most
Speaker 1: bunk fucking weight music ever, and then they asked me
Speaker 1: my name again.
Speaker 2: We need to update weight hold music because it's the worst.
Speaker 1: It's so be like, this is the saddest image I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: That's also one of those like apartment complexes that dropped
Speaker 2: from the sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like that are made out of cardboard and plastic.
Speaker 1: Saddest moment in my life when I saw that photo
Speaker 1: they called it. They took me off hold again, asked
Speaker 1: me my name again, and then when I was giving
Speaker 1: them my name, I was like, I can also give
Speaker 1: you the order number because like I feel like it
Speaker 1: would be easier to look up by the order number.
Speaker 1: Because they were saying because I had already put a
Speaker 1: second order in to replace the wing Stop, so I
Speaker 1: didn't want them to like cancel. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I was like down, Like you wouldn't just take
Speaker 2: that as you're signed to, like I don't know order from?
Speaker 1: Like no, I was I was in a I was
Speaker 1: in a mood, but I needed that wing.
Speaker 2: Stop to So at this point, it's like midnight, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's midnight, one hundred dollars one hundred and twenty dollars
Speaker 1: in on Wingstop. Well, he finally comes back to me
Speaker 1: and I'm laying in bed at this point, like waiting
Speaker 1: on the food, and he's like, hello, Drew, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up. He fucking hangs up on me after being
Speaker 1: on hold for thirty minutes. Wings Stop, You're fucking over.
Speaker 1: Because they also don't have like like a way for
Speaker 1: me to get refunds back online. So I had the email,
Speaker 1: this fucking email, and I blew that shit up by
Speaker 1: I sent them like literally forty five emails like being
Speaker 1: like they fucking hung up on me, like they delivered
Speaker 1: my food to the wrong place, Like I want my
Speaker 1: fucking money back. Like I was like writhing in anger
Speaker 1: and they still had email me back. What Wingstop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Spirits you got it again.
Speaker 1: I got it the same night, and then I got
Speaker 1: it the next day. I'm not kidding y'all. Like it's
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that's keeping me alive, and if anything,
Speaker 1: the only thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to get rid of that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no one needs none. My organs are hellas strong,
Speaker 1: like they're actually really good.
Speaker 2: Did imagine like being on your deathbed because your liver
Speaker 2: is failing and they bring in Drew Philip, my covered line,
Speaker 2: your fucking cooked.
Speaker 1: My talkie's and Wingstop ranch inflated livery coke. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's fucking cooked bro for them. But the only way
Speaker 1: Wingstop can make this right, and I'm being genuine here,
Speaker 1: is if they give me the Wingstop Black card so
Speaker 1: I can have ringed for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: For you. Literally, no one listening.
Speaker 1: Just wait, just wait, when we all lock arms and
Speaker 1: we take a stand, all how many of our listeners?
Speaker 1: We have three hundred thousand and a half a million of.
Speaker 2: Us that are this video gets like two hundred.
Speaker 1: Wait, Wingstop will have to be forced to give me
Speaker 1: your black card.
Speaker 2: It's their hands. Yeah, so you think the way to
Speaker 2: make this company like you is to shame them into.
Speaker 1: Likes exactly exactly because they obviously did not give a
Speaker 1: fuck about me when they didn't give me my money back.
Speaker 1: Because sixty dollars that's life changing money to a lot
Speaker 1: of people, especially me, because I would use that to
Speaker 1: buy two more orders of wing stuff. They're getting the
Speaker 1: money either way. Just give me my fucking money back, bro,
Speaker 1: like for real, like it's pizzing me off, Like give
Speaker 1: me my fucking mon honestly.
Speaker 2: Respect, respect, and I think you should stand for what
Speaker 2: you believe in. And I'm glad that's where you put
Speaker 2: your foot down. It's for your wingstop. Well, I have
Speaker 2: exciting news. I'm waiting on this video to be sent
Speaker 2: to me. But when I was in New York, I
Speaker 2: was at a restaurant and we were eating on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: No you weren't, No, we were.
Speaker 2: We couldn't find a table and we were just we
Speaker 2: put our food on the sidewalk like it was fucking up.
Speaker 2: And it was after it rained.
Speaker 1: So all the all the oil and the human feet use.
Speaker 2: If you wear sandals in New York, you were going
Speaker 2: to jail.
Speaker 1: But yeah, your toes are literally going to fall off
Speaker 1: from like fucking you have put on this. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: the ones spreading the fucking ringworm around.
Speaker 2: And the scabies. They're coming here and giving us scabies.
Speaker 2: But we had the option to sit indoors. BA. I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I never sit outside at
Speaker 2: restaurants in New York. I'm gonna have that vibe. So
Speaker 2: we're sitting on the sidewalk and like eating our dinner,
Speaker 2: like me and a few friends, and this guy comes
Speaker 2: by and he's like, oh, I love the podcast. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, thank you so much, and he dips.
Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom. When I come back, the
Speaker 2: same guy comes back to me and he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, you prank called me with your friends once.
Speaker 2: It's somebody who works at like the so Prada and me, me,
Speaker 2: you and all those big brands. When you call them,
Speaker 2: you were not calling the store. They direct you to
Speaker 2: a call center. And a guy who answered the phone
Speaker 2: to Josie asking the fucking.
Speaker 1: Shit in a video we have all on my phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he saw me in public and was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so basically they are not allowed to hang up on you.
Speaker 2: That's why they stay on the phone with you so long.
Speaker 2: It's because a lot of those call centers are not
Speaker 2: allowed to hang up on you. And he was telling
Speaker 2: me that it was like it was right like he
Speaker 2: had just started working there too, so it was.
Speaker 1: Just asking him to eat and like, oh, oh my god, he's.
Speaker 2: The one who was like you want to consume them?
Speaker 2: Like he was the one who said that, and like,
Speaker 2: I wish my friend my friend recorded I think it
Speaker 2: might have been Prada. My friend recorded it, so I'm
Speaker 2: waiting on him to send me the video. But he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that was me. And I like they
Speaker 2: log all those calls, by the way, which is crazy
Speaker 2: because in my head I immediately was like, broh, do
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Their policy on eating the shoes?
Speaker 3: Do you mean consuming the speakers?
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll find it. Yeah, we'll find it because we
Speaker 2: have way too many videos. But he was like I
Speaker 2: felt so embarrassed, like I you're shame, and I was
Speaker 2: like I am so sorry, and then he was like no, no, no.
Speaker 2: It was like really funny because they log all those
Speaker 2: calls and you have to kind of report them back
Speaker 2: and be like hey, like just so you know if
Speaker 2: you're looking to the calls. I got this call and
Speaker 2: they aren't allowed to hang up on you and they
Speaker 2: have to just stay on the phone until you hang up.
Speaker 2: And it was one of the calls that he said
Speaker 2: like Josie or one of us started laughing, so we
Speaker 2: hung up, so it wasn't like a long call, but
Speaker 2: he could we like start laughing after him, He was like,
Speaker 2: you want me to consume? You want to consume the shoes?
Speaker 1: Did him know it was us or did he find
Speaker 1: out after the podcast?
Speaker 2: He I don't think he knew it was us when
Speaker 2: we called, but I think he saw the episode where
Speaker 2: we were talking about it and he was like, no,
Speaker 2: it was really funny. And I got so embarrassed. I
Speaker 2: was like, I am literally so sorry. Like we talk
Speaker 2: about the Mora dilemma of like prank calling all the time,
Speaker 2: like I always feel bad like whatever, like to like
Speaker 2: back up and be like I'm so sorry. But he
Speaker 2: thought it was funny, and I was like, I'm so
Speaker 2: glad he thought it was funny. He was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's really funny because we usually just get mundane, like
Speaker 2: regular calls because it's like.
Speaker 1: Okay, stories kind of tea like it like takes them
Speaker 1: out of their workday a little bit and like makes them.
Speaker 2: We're like, yeah, no, we're good. That is that video.
Speaker 2: But yeah, my friend reported the interaction and shout out
Speaker 2: to him. I don't I don't remember getting his name,
Speaker 2: but shout out to you. You're fucking awesome, You're champ.
Speaker 2: But it was cracking me up because I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe I need to chill because those are literally brands
Speaker 2: I love and like to work with, and me just be.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, we eat the shoes, like, but bankfully you're
Speaker 1: clean of that that.
Speaker 2: I've never called me me you if you're listening, I
Speaker 2: have never called to eat your shoes. I have your shoes.
Speaker 2: Would No, I'm saying, like I purchased the shoes, and
Speaker 2: when you guys give me the shoes, I'm so thankful
Speaker 2: that I eat them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they taste like hell, like if any brand
Speaker 1: has good tasting shoes. Shoes are so young Memu shoes go,
Speaker 1: especially with the little Wingstop ranch. Thank you a little
Speaker 1: Wingstop Ranch, Like I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Right now, Like, but yeah, that was my awesome.
Speaker 1: That is like one of the greatest things I've ever
Speaker 1: fucking heard. I never thought that.
Speaker 2: Would never get back to us.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I was so shocked, especially because it was the same
Speaker 2: guy who came back early, and I was like in
Speaker 2: my head when he first passed, I did obviously think
Speaker 2: anything of it, and then when he came back, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I wonder if like he wants a
Speaker 2: picture or something. Because he was with a girl, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I wonder if they want a
Speaker 2: picture or something. But then he was like, I just
Speaker 2: thought I needed to tell you, and I was gonna
Speaker 2: tell you earlier, but I was like, too embarrassed to
Speaker 2: tell you. But yeah, you guys called me and you asked,
Speaker 2: So thank you for letting us know. We won't be
Speaker 2: calling luxury department stores anymore because I feel bad that
Speaker 2: they can't hang up. And then it had me thinking.
Speaker 2: I was like, I wonder if the car salesman can
Speaker 2: hang up. But I still stand by car salesman being
Speaker 2: very predatory, and that's because I also grew up watching Matilda.
Speaker 2: So car salesman have a bad.
Speaker 1: It's honey, Like I want miss Honey.
Speaker 2: I want Missy, I want fuck what's her name from Alien?
Speaker 1: Like the movie Alien? Yeah, what is her name? Bruh?
Speaker 2: I was just saying her name the other day, says
Speaker 2: watching it whatever.
Speaker 1: Ripley, Oh my god, she's so mother. But well, bouncing
Speaker 1: off of.
Speaker 2: That, oh wait, but I do have to clarify not
Speaker 2: in a lesbian yeah, yeah, not in a gay way.
Speaker 2: I've come to tell mine is.
Speaker 1: In a very straight way because I'm a straight man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine is in like a girl crush, like ERG
Speaker 2: want to be you. You're so kind because I've taken
Speaker 2: some time to myself and I've decided that being bisexual
Speaker 2: isn't real and I'm straight.
Speaker 1: Period, So I mean we've we've been known that, like
Speaker 1: I would not let a person like that in my life.
Speaker 1: But bouncing off of eating shoes mew meal call person.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this because I did not want
Speaker 1: you to be jealous at all. And I didn't even
Speaker 1: end up going because like it was just like it was.
Speaker 1: I had other like obligations, but bruh, I like was
Speaker 1: supposed to be at the White Party. I was supposed
Speaker 1: to be there. I got invited.
Speaker 2: I'm not jealous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Illuminati invited me, and I was supposed
Speaker 1: to be there like hanging out with like Drew Ski
Speaker 1: and Drake and shit. But like I decided ultimately like
Speaker 1: that wasn't my vibe. I was like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like more on like a like like a chill vibe,
Speaker 1: like go ride the water slide vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean you were back in La though, so
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you would have made it.
Speaker 1: They were gonna call me a helicopter across America was
Speaker 1: gonna I was gonna chopper across How long would that take?
Speaker 1: Like literally eighty years? Like literally I'd be four hundred
Speaker 1: and eight years old by the end of that if
Speaker 1: it didn't fucking crash brun. Yeah, I was gonna go.
Speaker 1: But it's not my vibe. It really isn't my vibe. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with that shit for real?
Speaker 2: Did you see that? Kendrick dropped his Not Like Us
Speaker 2: video during it and was wearing all white in the video.
Speaker 1: So crazy, so good. He's like he's got the mind
Speaker 1: of a mastermind for real.
Speaker 2: That is like, if there's anything to be learned, it's
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 1: Balls in your mouth, challengeinge, like butt sex and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like My take on my whole situation is from the
Speaker 2: very beginning. If you have a dish track that's made
Speaker 2: about you and it's playing at fucking parties, you go home,
Speaker 2: don't go out, you you just stay stay Why especially
Speaker 2: when you already know you're gonna lose, especially when you're
Speaker 2: a billionaire like bab I know you had no reason
Speaker 2: to do all that.
Speaker 1: Just chill like you can in twenty years when this
Speaker 1: blows over, like.
Speaker 2: You can you can show your face again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like just chill out. You're good, You're good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I can't believe Kendrick didn't like hit me
Speaker 1: up or hit me up to like give him some
Speaker 1: insight about like our situation with like Kanye and Drake backstage,
Speaker 1: like them doing s with me or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's because that's a lie.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I know it's not.
Speaker 2: It's it's a very real I mean you were quick
Speaker 2: to say, yeah victim.
Speaker 1: Blaming, Okay, cool, Right, I want to eat a fucking minion,
Speaker 1: so goddamn bad, I swear to God like I want
Speaker 1: to eat them.
Speaker 2: I just like I think. I I wish I enjoyed
Speaker 2: the Speakable Me franchise the way other people do, but
Speaker 2: I truely stop. Also, I need to stop watching Inside
Speaker 2: Out too. I've realized it's like my Coco melon version
Speaker 2: of therapy right now, and I need to stop watching it.
Speaker 2: I watched it basically three times, and I would watch
Speaker 2: it again because if you want to go see it
Speaker 2: in the theaters.
Speaker 1: I would watch. I need to see it because we
Speaker 1: started watching it with Alex and we watched the first
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. I've watched the first fifteen minutes a few
Speaker 1: times now because the sexy dad, uh like hello, picks
Speaker 1: up another dad at the hockey game and you just
Speaker 1: have to watch that a few times, like just like
Speaker 1: see what it's like to be a man, you know,
Speaker 1: like a real man. Oh yeah yeah, camaraderie, Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: really man tapping each other on the butts like when
Speaker 1: you're walking by, like congratulating them. I looked up. No,
Speaker 1: I looked that up. I was like, where the fuck
Speaker 1: did that come from? Because that is so homo erotic
Speaker 1: and weird. Because I watched Lebron James walk past Cooper
Speaker 1: Flag and like him on his butt, which is also
Speaker 1: suspect because Cooper Flag is seventeen years old. Shout out
Speaker 1: Cooper Flag, though, like you're doing big things, like for real,
Speaker 1: like I've been seeing you on the USA Select team
Speaker 1: like I've been bullish. Okay, this is my claim to fame.
Speaker 1: I've been bullish on Cooper Flag since twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking playing like like bullish, like a
Speaker 1: bull market, like going up like I've been. I've been
Speaker 1: calling his rise not demiseed since twenty twenty two. I
Speaker 1: fucked probably earlier than that, because that's like the earliest
Speaker 1: I texted about him. But he is the truth, I'm
Speaker 1: telling y'all, like he really is the truth. He's the goat,
Speaker 1: like he's gonna like he's gonna do big things in
Speaker 1: the league. I think he's not gonna have like the
Speaker 1: most amazing, like mind blowing season at Duke this year,
Speaker 1: but I will be tuning into every fucking Duke game
Speaker 1: I did last year because of Jared McCain. That is
Speaker 1: my man, Like I don't give a fuck what anybody says,
Speaker 1: Like I will ride and die for Jarre McCain. He's
Speaker 1: the dude that paints his nails because he's like truly
Speaker 1: authentically himself and not enough people are themselves in the league.
Speaker 1: And that's the tea. And he had his firs Summer
Speaker 1: League game a couple day yars Ago watched that he
Speaker 1: tore he ate down. He's mother goose.
Speaker 2: But I didn't reply to my therapist.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, she's gonna got you, bro, No, she loves me.
Speaker 1: What were we talking about Minonzo? Oh inside out? I
Speaker 1: would love to go see it. And when Enya was
Speaker 1: saying all that shit about it being like like one
Speaker 1: of the best movies ever made. I was like, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: I watched the first like thirty minutes of like a
Speaker 1: recording of the screen on an iPhone with really shitty audio,
Speaker 1: and I was like like gooped and gagged, Like I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is like this is a good movie.
Speaker 1: Like this is I genuinely.
Speaker 2: Believe it's made for adults. I do not think it's
Speaker 2: made for kids. I don't think any funky ass kid
Speaker 2: is going into the movie theaters and understanding by any
Speaker 2: means what the fuck is happening. But it's so good. Also,
Speaker 2: they casted Aya and Uma so perfectly like for the
Speaker 2: like the characters they voice acted, like the whole thing
Speaker 2: is just so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you weren't joking. So we had to turn
Speaker 1: it off because I was like, I want to see
Speaker 1: this in theater for real, for real, because it's like
Speaker 1: it's just a good movie, Like it really is such
Speaker 1: a feel good movie. Also, I found out that it
Speaker 1: already made a billion dollars, which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Like I haven't seen a percentage of that.
Speaker 1: Why would you ever deserve a percentage of incause it's
Speaker 1: based on me? Yeah, because you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking crazy. Everything I do with so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: The other day that like our thing used to be
Speaker 2: like your mama, your mama, and now our thing is
Speaker 2: I'm so crazy. I'm so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I forgot. I totally forgot about this. On the way
Speaker 1: home from Rain's house morning after fourth of July, I
Speaker 1: got into an uber ride home. I was her first
Speaker 1: ride ever, and she almost fucking killed me. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: She almost killed me, and I have a video of it,
Speaker 1: like three cars almost just she stopped in the like
Speaker 1: you know when you like turn off and or you
Speaker 1: can go straight and there's that little triangle there like
Speaker 1: on the freeway. She stopped there because she didn't know
Speaker 1: which way to go, like her GPS like she couldn't
Speaker 1: read it. And I was like, no, you go straight.
Speaker 1: I've been on this road a million times. Go straight.
Speaker 1: And she was like turn off and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: go straight. She's like okay, I'll turn off like LA
Speaker 1: is that way and I was like no, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to downtown LA. I'm going straight, Like please go straight,
Speaker 1: And then she freaked out and just stood like still
Speaker 1: in the middle of the road. Granted, I was telling
Speaker 1: her the way that the GPS was telling her to go.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she wanted to go to La downtown.
Speaker 1: La is so bad, But do you want to take
Speaker 1: you to Santia li In No, for real, bruh, let
Speaker 1: me find this freaking.
Speaker 2: We need to go to Santia Ali. We haven't been
Speaker 2: in a minute.
Speaker 1: So we're stopped. She starts pulling out like literally about
Speaker 1: the fucking tie. Bruh. We were literally about to die,
Speaker 1: and like she like it was, yeah, it was fucking scary,
Speaker 1: but I was literally and I asked her. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: is this like one of your first rides? Because the
Speaker 1: app told me it was her first ride. And I
Speaker 1: was like, you're doing a good job. Like I was
Speaker 1: gonna tell her she was doing a good job, and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, this is not I've been doing
Speaker 1: this for years. And I was like, it really doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like it. Because she was also asking me how
Speaker 1: to drive, Like she was like, do I turn my
Speaker 1: bline girl now? And I was like yes, Like you're
Speaker 1: turning a blinker on now, bro, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Like dude, she was probably sixteen.
Speaker 1: She was like forty in her late fifties, like she
Speaker 1: was old as fuck, but she was such a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Shout out her, like saved my life but also put
Speaker 1: my life into my arm.
Speaker 2: Hurts. I need to go to the hospital, I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, Charlie's sending us a cease and desist, bro. Bro.
Speaker 1: Charlie's like she hates us, Bro. She like really doesn't
Speaker 1: fuck with us, Like Andya tipped her tiara a little bit,
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: Don't say all that. I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: Enya's was telling me. She was telling me all about it.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, the Charlie version just isn't as
Speaker 1: good as mine.
Speaker 2: Like, no, I don't understand why people like the version
Speaker 2: I did so much, Like it's so stupid, and it
Speaker 2: like embarrasses me. It's embarrassing. Everything is everything?
Speaker 1: Wait, everything literally is your mama, your mama, your mama,
Speaker 1: Your mama is embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Your mama is embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Well, Charlie, you hear this. I would love to get
Speaker 2: on a remix. Please please, please please please. You don't
Speaker 2: have to pay me.
Speaker 1: I just show me to me. Rachel.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm gonna get into media before.
Speaker 1: We do that? Can I do stand up? But I
Speaker 1: have to get in the harness for you, don't. I
Speaker 1: have to get in the fucking harness, bro please, fine,
Speaker 1: we paid for it, might as well thank you.
Speaker 2: It's like not even ready, there's no cue.
Speaker 1: Like okay, we've all seen the Hawk tour girl, right,
Speaker 1: she's so crazy. Uh she needs to get like a
Speaker 1: bird in hawk and fly to uh to uh la
Speaker 1: and pursue a social media career like bad baby.
Speaker 2: That was like the most mouthful of like nonsense jargon
Speaker 2: I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of people asking me if I'm an introvert
Speaker 1: or extrovert. Bitch, I'm a pervert. All I can think
Speaker 1: about is that poop river in pairs. Everybody's going upstream
Speaker 1: to drop logs in the river. As the president swims across.
Speaker 1: All I'm thinking is I want to swim in that
Speaker 1: river that day. NYC is so crazy. It's like a
Speaker 1: concrete everywhere. Alicia Keys wasn't lying.
Speaker 2: It's like a concrete everywhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, let me why are people beating their meat?
Speaker 1: You should be caressing it centrally instead of hitting it
Speaker 1: the water dripping. Oh wait, this is a good one. Wait,
Speaker 1: I wrote this one without even thinking about that. People
Speaker 1: are always telling me to hang in there. Actually, this
Speaker 1: one's really dark.
Speaker 2: What is it? I thought it was gonna be a
Speaker 2: joke because you're like floating.
Speaker 1: Why did people want to see me hanging myself? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there'st traps more like dehydration free what you are not drinking?
Speaker 1: Eating left water troplet.
Speaker 2: I've said this for like four years in a row now,
Speaker 2: but sometimes when you talk you feel like an uncle
Speaker 2: of mine. Who got him?
Speaker 1: I know it's really early. Okay, this is the last one.
Speaker 1: When I see someone having fun without me, I want
Speaker 1: to kill them.
Speaker 2: Wha is that?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is that a joke?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's like stand up broll you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: float in the air brou Are you all all right? No,
Speaker 1: you're all all left?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's take that fucking spot life off
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: He's freeing.
Speaker 2: Yeah nope, A right, Roy Roy Well, I was lit.
Speaker 1: No, that was a good one.
Speaker 2: No it wasn't. That was Your stand up is getting
Speaker 2: progressively like scarier and scarier, and I feel like you're
Speaker 2: doing this thing where you go to write down a
Speaker 2: joke and you're trying to like hurry up and finish
Speaker 2: typing it before you forget it, and you forget like
Speaker 2: eighteen words in between each sentence on.
Speaker 1: The couch last night, and yeah, I like it, really
Speaker 1: like it ruined my mood, like trying to write those
Speaker 1: jokes because I was writing them like last night at
Speaker 1: like midnight and we were trying to watch Love Island
Speaker 1: or whatever that shows. Yeah, I couldn't get into it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't get into it. I'm gonna try again tonight,
Speaker 2: but I just couldn't get into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like we're thinking, like by episode three, like
Speaker 1: the tea will be spilled, but we'll see.
Speaker 2: I watched Inside Out Too again. I watch A Man
Speaker 2: on the Moon, which was really good, and I watched
Speaker 2: Love Lies Bleeding, which was really fucking good. I'm just
Speaker 2: like confused.
Speaker 1: That's a oh uh girl, so confusing. Oh my god, confused.
Speaker 1: And then my.
Speaker 2: Media for listening is Whisper by Martin rev Nice Mover
Speaker 2: by Gina X, Performance This Eve of Parting by John Hartford.
Speaker 2: And I did not know that Arctic Monkey's song I
Speaker 2: Want to Be Yours is a cover it literally, or
Speaker 2: at least I think it is, by John Cooper Clark.
Speaker 2: I've been listening.
Speaker 1: To my media is Advanced Falconry, Mutual Benefit. It's over
Speaker 1: or orbitson in my room. The Langley School Music Project, y'all,
Speaker 1: that's the fucking sauce Langley School Music Project, best children's
Speaker 1: choir covers of all time, putting y'all on total darkness
Speaker 1: RP boo and then wait to have a story these
Speaker 1: words in Natasha Beddingfield. Did I tell you there was
Speaker 1: a at that Mark show. There was this beautiful woman
Speaker 1: just like kind of running around, like sitting down, and
Speaker 1: she pulled me aside and she was like, hey, can
Speaker 1: we get a picture together? Like our outfits really match
Speaker 1: like well. And I was like, yeah, of course, Like
Speaker 1: let's do it, but I have to do this interview first,
Speaker 1: And then like we were walking over to the interview
Speaker 1: and then she like grabbed me again and she was like,
Speaker 1: let's do it, and I was like, yeah, we can
Speaker 1: do it now, let's just do it now. So we
Speaker 1: started taking pictures with her. I didn't know until after
Speaker 1: that it was fucking Natasha betting Field. I got like
Speaker 1: a bird and all that a way.
Speaker 2: Girl, She like I wanted to take a picture with
Speaker 2: you know, what's crazy is I used to call the
Speaker 2: radio station.
Speaker 1: To play that song, and like radio is dead too,
Speaker 1: Like that's the real ty of it all.
Speaker 2: Do people still call into radio stations to play songs
Speaker 2: or do they just play TikTok?
Speaker 1: They probably just played things.
Speaker 2: I think they just played TikTok.
Speaker 1: No, we got to get We should have a call
Speaker 1: center where yeah we'll get that. Yeah, we need to
Speaker 1: do that soon because I feel like maybe maybe not
Speaker 1: like an advice call them, because advice from us like
Speaker 1: would literally just be like cheat on your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Like I know at one of the did somebody asked
Speaker 2: me advice and I gave the worst advice ever.
Speaker 1: So but no, it's like to the youngins like they
Speaker 1: need to hear shit like that. Yeah, like it's okay to.
Speaker 2: Cheat, It's okay to be crazy and free.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, just kidding, I'm just joking. I'm just joking
Speaker 1: and joking man like bone no, no, no, we need
Speaker 1: to talk about my boner real quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, And thank you guys so much for listening
Speaker 2: for three years.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for real.
Speaker 2: Kind of insane. Hopefully we make it to another year.
Speaker 2: Who who freaking knows?
Speaker 1: I mean, my leg actually might fall.
Speaker 2: Off, so I can only pray for so much.
Speaker 1: Wow wait, actually, what if I do have a pulmonary
Speaker 1: invalence on I have a blah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Sure as I you.
Speaker 4: Say, yeah, okay, true to what did You're okay, sop,
Speaker 4: This isn't funny.
Speaker 2: Please, like, I just want to go to bed.
Speaker 3: If it's in the former, don't turn around. Take this
Speaker 3: the bum